*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
5 жыл бұрын
This could read as MAGA IDJT. Really describes his supporter base as simply as possible.
@linlin-dw7um
5 жыл бұрын
Face Off, President Trump the greatest President. I love President Trump! 🔴👍👍🔴👍👍🔴👍👍🔴
@Chief2Moon
5 жыл бұрын
l h Some people like eating boogers....but they don't force em down a whole country's throat
@heythropmemories4235
5 жыл бұрын
And .......in prison not yet...gives faviours to Israel.... Kushner crooks
@milannalim87
5 жыл бұрын
We should all appreciate the fact that Jon Batiste underlined the Stormy Daniels joke with Chopin‘s „Minute Waltz“! 👏👏👏
@r.c.whitaker296
5 жыл бұрын
And "Song for my Father" after the joke about Donnie Jr 😁
@armandoramirez8960
5 жыл бұрын
Howard Stren is right, that band is like a Ferrari lol
@dbcelloful
5 жыл бұрын
amazing
@couragekarnga8735
5 жыл бұрын
John used to annoy me, but now I like him.
@milannalim87
5 жыл бұрын
R. Whitaker that one was so beautifully subtle!
@joe1hundred
5 жыл бұрын
Chopin Minute Waltz at 1:51 LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🎶 Jon Batiste is the best bandleader of any late night show i think
@demiflute
5 жыл бұрын
joe hundertmark Lol. He truly is!
@Heavenzvoice
5 жыл бұрын
joe hundertmark I’m impressed... had to play that as one of my recital Pieces... I’m truly impressed. He can play pretty much anything. Kinda reminds me of Paul Schaffer with Dave Letterman.
@alexandercanella4479
5 жыл бұрын
Musically, yes. From a comedy standpoint, he's the worst.
@rsand2009
5 жыл бұрын
lmao ya the man is incredibly clever
@lukassnakeman
5 жыл бұрын
I’d say the worst. Zero chemistry with the host and show in general. He should stick to just playing music. I don’t understand why they bother cutting to him or giving him a microphone just so he can annoyingly laugh over Stephen
@TheEmperor9985
5 жыл бұрын
1:56 Anyone else notice Jon Batiste playing the 'minute Waltz' by Chopin when Stephen made that 2 bonus minutes joke? God that guy is quick.
@Randy-ry9ss
5 жыл бұрын
Stormy said the same thing about tRump.............Jon gets a copy of the script....Great ear for noticing that though.
@xy6845
5 жыл бұрын
John speaks musical improv quite fluently
@1tbo
5 жыл бұрын
He probably knew what was going to be in the monologue
@veganperson
5 жыл бұрын
They practice the monologue ahead of time. Still funny though.
@odettegordonyo
5 жыл бұрын
TheEmperor9985 so far it hasn't felt like it but may this Presidency be DONE as quickly and be only an uncomfortable( blip) memory in history.
@lobek333
5 жыл бұрын
Jon playing Chopin minute waltz on Stormy Daniels joke, I love his musical "puns"
@carlinetorweihe4246
5 жыл бұрын
Jon absolutely great. Comes in anywhere with his perfect pitch, picks up the tune instantly. Not forgetting his musicians, either.
@carlinetorweihe4246
5 жыл бұрын
@Richard Peck This guy is phenomenal. Tango superlative. Great market for such music as so few can really do it. Import support musicians from South America and go to it.
@abegarfield3754
5 жыл бұрын
I have noticed every time someone mentions this, there is a lack of trolls. Too sophisticated for them to understand?
@normantrombon
5 жыл бұрын
Anything You Can Do, for the I- word. Song For My Father, for don junior. He plays Trinkle, Tinkle for peepee tape jokes, played Moose the Mooch for Scaramucci jokes, Ornithology for bird references, the list is endless.
@carlinetorweihe4246
5 жыл бұрын
@@abegarfield3754 No cultural, historical background in US and now very apparent, lack of the subject "Civics". In an airplane flying down the East Coast, a steward could not answer the question, "Is this the Potomac?" No geography. Trump says this stuff isn't important.
@Lucius1958
5 жыл бұрын
*"Don't investigate my crimes, or else I won't pass your bills that I wasn't going to pass anyway".* Right, Spanky... #ObstructionOfJustice
@EvilFookaire
5 жыл бұрын
Bingo, nailed it.... intimidation is a tool of the weak who have to throw around threats to have others do what they can't do themselves, and in Schlomo Schlumpf's case, even more a tool of one who could look at the most weak-minded imbecile and still declare that person a brilliant expert on everything. (Looking at you, Jared - suck on that the next time "Daddy Dumdum" makes you watch how he bounces Ivanka in his lap...)
@boofingdragon
5 жыл бұрын
I know he has a room full of awesome writers but Colbert's monologues are the Mercedes Benz of late night talk show monologues. This guy is a national treasure.Possibly the best ever.
@ruby07241
5 жыл бұрын
He is the best. He should win an Emmy. He does the show every night not just once a week.
@adamf663
5 жыл бұрын
Seth Meyers does ok, but like colbert, he pads his pieces with too much of trump's verbal diahrea. I am quite capable of knowing dog shit tastes bad without sampling every observed turd.
@TatianaGlare-jy4iv
5 жыл бұрын
i love how John, the keyboard musician, reacts to jokes with quick musical segments. His face is priceless.
@joycetarleton985
5 жыл бұрын
Tatiana Girma I wish we saw a little more of him!
@MrCakeball
5 жыл бұрын
the song was the Minute Waltz, very appropriate for the joke
@smith3163
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Steven Colbert, you’re one of the reasons I’ve kept my sanity through this.
@cyndieK1
5 жыл бұрын
Smith I have to agree you, I wouldn’t make it through this shit show without him!
@tabithapelletier1503
5 жыл бұрын
Ari Melber
@bigdonut001
5 жыл бұрын
None of you lefties have any sanity LMFAO
@charmingcutie5277
5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@waynesmith4120
5 жыл бұрын
@@bigdonut001 A little out numbered here sunshine, maybe take you horseshit over to fake FOX where they will relish your repugnant Republican LMFAO. You are a special kind of stupid. SAD BIGLY!!!!!
@ducksplain
5 жыл бұрын
"According to Stormy Daniels, that's two bonus minutes." Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder...
@A._is_for
5 жыл бұрын
More like arson, he got burnt
@shashankkumar3440
5 жыл бұрын
@@A._is_for i was about to write the same thing 😂
@Kal-EL_Volta
5 жыл бұрын
Nah those kinda jokes are lame. I dislike Trump as much as the next guy, but jokes like that, based on his orange color, hair, erick jokes, etc. are easy/lazy/unoriginal.
@chalabrooks5433
5 жыл бұрын
@Richard Peck 😂😂 Sure is funny as hell.
@brettpeacock9116
5 жыл бұрын
And, inside the White House Melanie is heard shrieking : " One minute! ONE F*CKING MINUTE! That 45 seconds longer than you ever managed with me, you bastard!"
@vi2623
5 жыл бұрын
LUV when Colbert looks over at Jon ... Jon's facial expressions.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@allencolvin656
5 жыл бұрын
"According to Stormy Daniels, that is 2 bonus minutes". Oooooooooow! ROFLMAO!!!
@dielaughing73
5 жыл бұрын
That piano piece is Chopin's "Minute Waltz"
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
+ Allen Colvin I`m still laughing it was a most perfect line!
@astrid654
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I like damnnn
@servraghgiorsal7382
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines ever!!!( 2bonus minutes! )
@gillesmeura3416
5 жыл бұрын
Trump: "the I word! Can you imagine? " All together now: "YES WE CAN !"
@oliverock4092
5 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 😐
@ruebenaragon493
5 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 how could he be in his fourth term by now? He'd magically take his 2nd and 3rd term in less than a year? In any case, you're ridiculous I cant wait to see your excuses when he's being tried
@masterchief9291
5 жыл бұрын
@@oliverock4092 it was reflection and irony, compared to the *actual* power hungry wannabe dictator we have now.
@oliverock4092
5 жыл бұрын
@@masterchief9291 Poe' s law my dude, Irony and Sarcasm don't _actually_ exist on the internet, they don't translate - at all - over this medium, and we need to get used to that.
@OllamhDrab
5 жыл бұрын
In the words of Captain Solo, 'I can imagine a lot.' :)
@rayceeya8659
5 жыл бұрын
"The 'I' word, can you imagine?". Yeah, I can imagine, because I'm old enough to remember when Bill Clinton was impeached for a lot less.
@TheBenole
5 жыл бұрын
@@eruis3139 True but the process did begin and it passed in the house but he was later aquitted by the Senate. It went much further than what's going on now with Trump
@soaringvulture
5 жыл бұрын
@@eruis3139 Once again, Clinton was impeached by the House but not convicted by the Senate. This is likely to happen with Trump too.
@johnniehobby
5 жыл бұрын
@@eruis3139 Clinton WAS impeached. Please look up the definition of impeach. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
@mamaclack5664
5 жыл бұрын
@Isabelle Mavendorf Nixon resigned. The government didn't get a chance to actually impeach him. He knew he was going to be impeached so he quickly resigned. Remember how he went on tv and resigned?
@mamaclack5664
5 жыл бұрын
Clinton was technically impeached but not convicted and never lost his office. Andrew Johnson was also impeached but not convicted and never lost power either. Nixon was Not Impeached at all. He resigned knowing that impeachment AND conviction was certain. There s only been 2 official impeachments in American history but neither president was removed through Impeachment. Trump will not likely be removed from office through any Impeachment process. Hope this sums it up.
@miskatonicalumni5612
5 жыл бұрын
To make America great follow these 3 simple steps! 1 Impeach. 2 Indict. 3 Imprison! (repeat if necessary)
@bertiebrown581
5 жыл бұрын
This feels like a solid plaque.
@janetseidlitz5976
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, it will be necessary. After all, he has been able to make baby Trumps, and they are just as thick as their father.
@OhMyPearls
5 жыл бұрын
Conspiracat It might just be necessary! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😱
@randallmarsh1187
5 жыл бұрын
And they're all those infamous "I-words"!
@berniehobabykat
5 жыл бұрын
IMPEASON.... One and done ✅☝️
@0dyss3us51
5 жыл бұрын
Dementia, syphelis and spray tan is one hella mix!!
@ferrymorse6337
5 жыл бұрын
J O yeah, he's a real piece of work. He's screwed a lot of Russian hookers as well as taking it from Putin. I'm waiting for the Trump porn videos to be released. You know they got video of him getting pissed on by Russian hookers. I will have a block party in DC when those tapes get released.
@freetruths8810
5 жыл бұрын
Cocaine is a HELL OF A DRUG, EH MR. TOAD ?
@miwawilliams1339
5 жыл бұрын
It's not dementia... it's malignant narcissism
@PanicbyExample
5 жыл бұрын
mania
@ellenanderson9535
4 жыл бұрын
J O and constant prevaricating !
@rayherbst6655
5 жыл бұрын
I love Nancy’s clap backs. She’s dropping off land mines in White House territorial waters about once every 3 hours
@evonwilliams7502
5 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@rochellesassbug931
5 жыл бұрын
Do it, Nancy. #DoItNancy
@rachelbaker3511
5 жыл бұрын
She can't get the words out! Medics!
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
5 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t go anywhere in the Senate but would certainly fire up the Republican base to go out and re-elect him next year as another act of defiant spite against the left. An undercover FBI agent getting him and Putin confessing on tape, even with video, wouldn’t be enough for the GOP to swallow their pride and return to reality.
@Jan_YTview
5 жыл бұрын
I can't bear to even look at his sniveling face any more. 😖😪☹😯
@sillypinkewe
5 жыл бұрын
Jan fromOz I bet there is a global illness of being sick of him. Like a legit illness that’ll get a name in a psychology/historical textbook.
@Jan_YTview
5 жыл бұрын
@@sillypinkewe 👍😜😄
@pauloandrade925
5 жыл бұрын
I actually can't look at him and hear him speak at the same time.
LOL - Nancy is using a very well know psychology to deal with a narcissists...
@marmeecruz6191
5 жыл бұрын
Simply the best! Laughed so hard but also saddened that there's still millions who believe whatever Trump says, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary!
@allison3605
5 жыл бұрын
I just got off work and instead of trying to dig through the news to figure out all that happened today, I’m watching this as my recap. Lol. Thank you as always, Stephen
@waleedsss7758
5 жыл бұрын
Same lollllllll
@garrettwigums9768
5 жыл бұрын
Waking up to the news conference had me cursing at the screen... Needed many bong hits to relax!!!
@allison3605
5 жыл бұрын
Garrett wigums lmao I needed to smoke to digest the news myself !! The least the government can do is legalize pot so we can tolerate their BS
@garrettwigums9768
5 жыл бұрын
@@allison3605 ~Thank God my state has decriminalized and passed medicinal marijuana (yes, war on drugs fools, it helps with many issues, in fact it has been known to remove even the largest stick lodged in the rectum which may lead to further issues, these issues may include, however, are not limited to: Delusions, Paranoia, Racism, Conservatism, and perhaps even MAGA support...
@marshamariner7897
2 жыл бұрын
@@garrettwigums9768 🤣😅😂🤔🌹💖
@joannevilchis1904
5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t do cover-ups” says the man who demands his people to sign NDA’s
@jefferysmoot2498
5 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget the paying off if porn stars..
@gregnz1
5 жыл бұрын
paying of porn stars and gagged his ex wives, says it all.
@historylover226
5 жыл бұрын
@Joanna Vilchis - I was a kid when Nixon resigned. I am very surprised to say that there is a worse criminal in the White House than Nixon. I never thought things would get this bad
@timlwaterworth4911
5 жыл бұрын
The "E" word is EXTORIONIST.
@sharonbaillif2026
4 жыл бұрын
@@historylover226 I was about 18. Remember it well. Funny it's another repub in the House.
@crystaldragonwoman
5 жыл бұрын
WOW 💥💥💥💥 Stephen is so so walking the edge tonight .... Freedom of Speech 👍🏽
@VickiBee
5 жыл бұрын
"He headed over to the Rose Garden for a national hissy fit..." LMGDFAO
@chrispulinthitta3652
5 жыл бұрын
Vicki Bee wow that funny huh?
@happycat307
5 жыл бұрын
He sure did.
@frankmill5172
5 жыл бұрын
@@chrispulinthitta3652 GDF Right it is Funny
@ellamone9998
5 жыл бұрын
What's funnier is his posters were printed before the Muller report came out. Trump made everyone show up to a meeting that didn't happen... what a loser. Nice way to spend taxpayers money on wasted Gov time and travel. All for his hissy fit LMAOROFLMSOAAAITNMSH
@fabiandaroca
5 жыл бұрын
@@chrispulinthitta3652 You guys have no sence of humor!
@peacefreedom4930
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy Pelosi is playing mind games with Trump. She’s about to make him show his behind. This ought to be pure entertainment.
@Heavenzvoice
5 жыл бұрын
Leslie Sinclair yeah I do agree with that...
@Chief2Moon
5 жыл бұрын
Leslie Sinclair Trump shows his butt everytime he craps on the Whitehouse carpet
@mr.x2567
5 жыл бұрын
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿🍿🍿
@Pattys1967
4 жыл бұрын
i love this women,straight to the point,were coming to get you one way or the other lmao
@catlaw1997
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, what "hell" has Jr gone through? Was it traumatic shooting/murdering endangered wildlife? Cheating on his wife & mother of his 5 (five) children?
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
+ catlaw 1997 I've seen the photos of Donnie Jr holding up an elephants tail which he cut off an elephant he just shot! Hey that reminds me of a line from the late John Lennon via "The Beatles!" "Hey Bungalo Bill, what did you kill".....
@Juju2012ZA
5 жыл бұрын
Entitled little sh*t
@MisteRRYouTuby
5 жыл бұрын
Donald: Can you imagine [impeachment of Donald Trump]? America: Yes we can.
@stucazzo2000
5 жыл бұрын
Ain't gonna happen. Donnie is untouchable. SAD!
@evonwilliams7502
5 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@collectorofcats294
5 жыл бұрын
joe Domjan I wouldn’t mind if someone pushed “it” off of a cliff...
@collectorofcats294
5 жыл бұрын
Of course, now that Mayor Pete is living rent free in TRumpfft’s head, TRumpfft will blow an aneurysm...
@jayceh
5 жыл бұрын
In any other democratic country he'd be gone but America has neither law nor order.
@cathyb7806
5 жыл бұрын
I'm SOOOO embarrassed this guy is our president. And SOOOO angry that so many ppl still support his nonsense.
@alexcollazo7796
5 жыл бұрын
Cathy B no easy way to put it, idiots is why
@dannyaikin1395
5 жыл бұрын
@@travisbiko8990 Extremely hard. It seems that that's the biggest problem in America.
@menotme6523
5 жыл бұрын
OMG the Stormy Daniels burn....😂
@cisco8650
5 жыл бұрын
That was almost too harsh.
@hiiro-xentral3171
5 жыл бұрын
@@cisco8650 Almost
@chrissiek8706
5 жыл бұрын
Could see that one comming a mile away... Still🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😅
@ThomasWinget
5 жыл бұрын
Made better by having Jon playing Chopin's Minute Waltz in the background...
@ValerieJNorse
5 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasWinget -- Thank you! I know there's always some reason for what Batiste is playing, but I can seldom identify the tune, and I always appreciate it when someone lets me in on the joke!
@neems_crassidy
5 жыл бұрын
Pelosi can be a bit awkward, but it appears she has finally figured out how to correctly carry out rhetorical attacks against someone with the personality profile of the monstrosity that lurks in the Oval Office. I hope to hear more subtle (or not so subtle) statements aimed at the foundations of the Gasbag-In-Chief's personal confidence. Make him erupt in a narcissistic rage. It's the shortest, fastest way out of this, and he'll do all the heavy lifting for you.
@margomason4889
5 жыл бұрын
Pelosi is on point with the Donald!
@kublaikhan5633
5 жыл бұрын
The Toddler in Chief throws another tantrum !
@toddtaliaferro7876
5 жыл бұрын
Is Trump fooling anyone with his "poor persecuted me" act? Do his supporters actually fall for his third-rate histrionics? In November of 2016 I couldn't understand how anyone could be stupid enough to believe his blatant lies and vote for him. Two-and-a-half years later and now I'm seeing those same idiots defending Trump in his ongoing obstruction of justice. Years from now some Democrat will be president, and the bulk of his job will be the continued undoing of the damage Trump did to America. Republican voters should be ashamed of their part in helping Trump destroy our country. Trump is a wannabe dictator. Who but a wannabe dictator puts thousands of children in cages just to hurt their parents? Who but a wannabe dictator fires the head of the government agency that is investigating him, then tries to fire his replacement? Who but a wannabe dictator invites his country's worst enemy to meetings that exclude all of his own countrymen? Who but a wannabe dictator hides 100% of his financial dealings from his own citizens? Who but a wannabe dictator announces that not applauding for him is treason? Who but a wannabe dictator tries to convince his citizens that the free press is their enemy? Who but a wannabe dictator threatens to imprison his political rivals? Who but a wannabe dictator demands a parade in his honor? Who but a wannabe dictator openly scoffs and ignores his country's emoluments laws? Who but a wannabe dictator tries to build a wall to keep a friendly neighbor's citizens out? Who but a wannabe dictator uses his position to enrich himself? Who but a wannabe dictator lies to his own people ten thousand times in two years? Who but a wannabe dictator has frequent rallies where he incites the crowd to violence with blatant lies? Who but a wannabe dictator gives his children important government jobs? Who but a wannabe dictator has top advisors who are all found guilty of felonies? Who but a wannabe dictator hires actors to cheer for him at events? Who but a wannabe dictator replaces his recused Attorney General with an unqualified, unconfirmed stooge whose only qualification is that he'll do whatever he's told? Who but a wannabe dictator says repeatedly that he wants to be president for life? Who but a wannabe dictator keeps a book of Hitler's speeches by his bedside?
@Pntngbrn
5 жыл бұрын
@@toddtaliaferro7876 you know the worst part is, no they are not fooled by it and follow him anyway. And they do that to atick it to their fellow Americans
@n.chambers2828
5 жыл бұрын
Todd Taliaferro I love you for this!!!! This all makes Too GD sense and I didn’t have enough time to school these damn Republican voters and their minions who continues to protect their naked emperor that’s above the law. He wishes he’s above the law bc he’s white, rich and privileged but that luck sh!t is going to run out baby...can’t wait...Karma is a b!tch.
@toddtaliaferro7876
5 жыл бұрын
@@Pntngbrn ~ You must be right, it doesn't seem likely that all of them could be that stupid. More than one friend has expressed shock that such a large percentage of Americans could or would be that stupid and that petty. I believe Fox News deserves a large amount of the blame here.
@toddtaliaferro7876
5 жыл бұрын
@@n.chambers2828 ~ That's a perfect description of Trump -- a naked emperor who's above the law. I used to say he *thinks* he's above the law, but the last few months have shown him to be just that. No matter how many crimes Trump commits, he just keeps on breaking more laws and doing whatever the hell he wants.
@typeerk
5 жыл бұрын
Can we impeach now?! Geeeez why keep making speeches & drawing new lines in the sand? He's walked over every line there is & will keep crossing them until you take action... time to *DO* something about it, no more talking-
@ThePanMan11
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta get the republicans behind that first or it will prove impossible.
@LearningFromYou
5 жыл бұрын
Even if one side violates the law, the other side still needs to follow it.
@ThePanMan11
5 жыл бұрын
@AdventureTimeFan94 why would it be impossible in the senate?
@Darkallamus
5 жыл бұрын
How come now? I've been earing that since before he was elected. Get a good candidate and try in 2020.
@typeerk
5 жыл бұрын
@@Darkallamus he needs to go- he is spreading his con men & disregard for the law with all his appointments... Mnuchin, Barr, Kavanaugh ect these people have power & influence & they are only there because Trump hand picked them & expects special favors. It's the definition of a corrupt government it has nothing to do with party affiliation- It's about removing a corrupt cancer before it spreads any further!
@Mr.Eternal966
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even from the EEUU and live in Australia but let me tell you this guy is GUILTY
@evonwilliams7502
5 жыл бұрын
Oh yes he is
@Markus_Andrew
5 жыл бұрын
Yep. He might as well write "guilty" across his forehead with the Magic Marker he signs his name with.
@evonwilliams7502
5 жыл бұрын
@@Markus_Andrew Yes so true
@mickeyamf
5 жыл бұрын
How does living in australia impact your judgement and opinions on trump? Who cares u lucky bastard ... you just wanted to brag about not being so close to trump
@celticceltic99
5 жыл бұрын
“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.” Oh, Nancy, you read the art of war!
@paulford9120
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love her ;)
@tomcooper4107
5 жыл бұрын
j
@terrasilvershade5678
5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not obstructing justice but also I’m not letting you enact justice”
@boarder6246
5 жыл бұрын
Matt “but but but hillary!” Get a new soundbite.
@josecito976
5 жыл бұрын
Matt Nelson still with the ‘ol But Hillary bit, huh bub?
@abegarfield3754
5 жыл бұрын
Matt Nelson, That we know of, yet.
@randyc754
5 жыл бұрын
Justice is coming.
@ricardonuno5709
5 жыл бұрын
@@randyc754 AND AMERICA CAN'T WAIT.....
@_officialmigs
5 жыл бұрын
"I want to do infrastructure more than you guys do, but I'm not going to if you're investigating me." -Master negotiator (?)
@toddvandell85
5 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Rosa I know, right? That almost needed a "neener neener" to go with it.☺☺😂 "Stop investigating me or I'm taking all my marbles (the ones he hasn't already lost) and going home. I'm telling mom you were all being mean to me. Nancy Pelosi is just a big mean doody head. Chuck Scumer is a big mean poopy head. They don't play nice with me. Big meanies."
@AgonyOutdoors
5 жыл бұрын
Ever wonder if he’s negotiating with the devils minions? If so, why would he even try? Use to think most our politicians were drunk on power and refused to admit when they were wrong - now I just believe they’re possessed and truly believe what they are doing is just. Good time to accept Christ in your hearts if you haven’t already... 🙏
@donbruen5796
5 жыл бұрын
A master Bater maybe.
@vilstef6988
5 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone I know negotiates better than the Tangerine Treason Weasel. They aren't bragging about it. Fred Trump must have been horribly abusive to DJT, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
@michellemcguire7032
5 жыл бұрын
@@toddvandell85 Thanks .. Your rendition of "tRump today" wins the prize ....biggest truest laughable childlike thoughts
@atlanteancherub2560
5 жыл бұрын
“I wanna do infrastructure. I wanna do it more than you do.” Jesus CHRIST, guy. How has this man been able to convince ANYONE of ANYTHING? 🤦🏾♀️🤣
@WhyThisWhyNow
5 жыл бұрын
Atlantean Cherub OMG, I just realized, this is a character Kristen Wiig does in SNL. Penelope. Try watching the Thanksgiving skit with Anne Hathaway
@cmdraftbrn
5 жыл бұрын
a fool and his wallet are soon parted.
@gokermitsewerside358
5 жыл бұрын
with white america and their racial bias 6:26 i mean who really likes nascar besides white people or southern white people i may be 70+ years old by 2045 but at least white america will be the minority and we can focus on the greater good
@Solidseifer1
5 жыл бұрын
@@gokermitsewerside358 yeah cuz all of the brown countries do it so much better than America
@gokermitsewerside358
5 жыл бұрын
@@Solidseifer1 the point is there will be more diversity not just brown diversity is something you whites are afraid of. Meh my race is dying out so we are going to ban abortion to keep our incest babies alive
@Seldomane
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's great but I love John's reactions to Trump, like the episode where Trump claims to be the least racist person and John just blankly stares.
@danger1240
5 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair he is less racist than most of the democrats.
@saul2007t
5 жыл бұрын
John is great as sideman for Stephen and his band can play anything.
@Chief2Moon
5 жыл бұрын
Danger 1 ?????? How long do they estimate before your drugs wear off?
@petepeter1857
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy has his balls in her hands...and she's not fondling 😂😂😂 Edit: Thanks guys, love the responses! 😆
@richarddarlington1139
5 жыл бұрын
Okay, eew! Just, eew!
@michaelbray109
5 жыл бұрын
Just like his Mommy used to do...
@grandwonder5858
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy has Crooked Trump’s balls in her hands and she stuffs them into his own throat!
@o.b.7217
5 жыл бұрын
Wait...you actually believe he has balls?
@michaelbray109
5 жыл бұрын
Ollie B : fake balls!!
@denisgagnon6604
5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a 5 year old denying he's been in the cookie jar.
@janicek9399
5 жыл бұрын
dingle mcdingleberry Don’t forget the crumbs all over his face!!!
@trainman6556
5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t do it
@SergeatPepper42
5 жыл бұрын
Recognizing Jon playing Frédéric Chopin‘s „Minute Waltz“ at Stormy Daniels joke is my Musicology degree finally paying off.
@sciencenate
5 жыл бұрын
SergeantPepper42 oh it was? how big was the check?
@SergeatPepper42
5 жыл бұрын
Nate Hill It was a smile on my face on a sad day.
@sapphireriddles6692
5 жыл бұрын
He says "the i word" the way Harry Potter characters called voldemort "he who must not be named" 🤣
@ChaoticAngelKitten
5 жыл бұрын
Some day in the future... that which cannot be named... will be him... Don't say the T word... It's a terrible terrible swear!
@kersensour5672
5 жыл бұрын
The WORLD is laughing.... 🙃😜🤑
@berulan8463
5 жыл бұрын
.... and puking at the same time.
@christinepierce7560
5 жыл бұрын
👩🎤 Those of us who didn't vote for President Fart 💨 have always laughed at him. Unfortunately we cry a lot too ☹️ Let us hope that we will "Dump The Trump" in 2020🤗
@flatsch100
5 жыл бұрын
Yes they do. It is a nice soap opera to watch.
@Laufbursche4u
5 жыл бұрын
No, we don't. You gave him nuclear codes. OK, I lied. We still laugh.
@SpeckleKen
5 жыл бұрын
@@Laufbursche4u There are grown-ups in the Pentagon - they won't have given him the *real* codes! (Don't correct me - it's how I get to sleep at night.)
@mareekeay8670
5 жыл бұрын
Did I hear that correctly, trump will no longer play at being President? Sounds like, 'I QUIT' to me.. 😅😂🤣
@alunchurcher7060
5 жыл бұрын
he would of had to start to be able to quit, a president read full reports and works a full working day, not go off playing golf constantly or lying on his bed watching shitty fox news.
@christinepierce7560
5 жыл бұрын
👩🎤 Yep Sounds like that to me as well 👍👏
@wintertrooper7918
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t get your hopes up Donnie has never quit anything he takes the helm and drives it in to the ground then blames others
@andallraryantba8020
5 жыл бұрын
Laxus Dreyar while filing for bankruptcy
@mareekeay8670
5 жыл бұрын
@@alunchurcher7060 good point 🤔
@Liam1H
5 жыл бұрын
Love the interaction between Jon Baptiste and Stephen.
@marialawson75
5 жыл бұрын
You know what could help not get someone impeached. Doing his job would help.
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
+ marialawson What would really help is if he knew anything about his job in the first place and TheRump really doesn't have a clue. Most men and women know what its like to do chores and or a hard days work TheRump has never experienced this and therefore has always had everything handed to him. I remember the first paycheck I ever earned and it felt like I was on top of the world even though it was only about $55.00 but I earned it and I could do what I wanted with it. Many folks here know all to well what its like to put in a good days work it becomes a part of them and a responsibility to our fellow American`s to hold up our share of the responsibilities of being a U.S. Citizen.
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
@Rob Genson Its one of the things that happen when you are not taught to be responsible for your actions and or learn the importance of working for your living i.e, TheRump has never had a real job in his entire life.
@richardalexander5758
5 жыл бұрын
...when the dems came out to play, Dotard Donnie ran away.
@powerman2610
5 жыл бұрын
it's been 3 years non stop losing
@jennifermcgoldrick6323
5 жыл бұрын
There have been many false calls when we thought the dems would actually play offense. Let’s see if they have acquired ball. If they don’t take this moment to do it I don’t think we can trust they ever will and then what’s our hope? The military?
@richarddarlington1139
5 жыл бұрын
@@powerman2610 You mean Trump losing in the courts twice in one week?
@BXGUY73
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!! That is a good one sir, LOL!
@carrie0508
5 жыл бұрын
He had some good ideas, then he said " Nope, I'm not telling them". What a moron, he didn't have shit in the first place. He was relieved when he walked in and the Seargeant at Arms was NOT in the room!! so he left...Deadbeat
@lizb495
5 жыл бұрын
Let's get this "I word" officially in place!
@ArgonTheAware
5 жыл бұрын
The thing Trump leaves out is that it is NOT just "any reason" there is plenty of evidence for it, so that any future president will have to be impeached enough evidence to as well. www.factcheck.org/2019/04/what-the-mueller-report-says-about-obstruction/ www.factcheck.org/2019/04/what-the-mueller-report-says-about-russian-contacts/
@grendelum
5 жыл бұрын
Liz B - we all are already aware of what impeachment means... my question is, do all of you calling for it understand? Please tell me what would be different today if we started impeachment proceedings...
@UlshaRS
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm the most transparent President in history" Yeah we can see right through you Donny. #tantrump
@michellemcguire7032
5 жыл бұрын
Yes ...trump is becoming see thru
@noididnt7972
5 жыл бұрын
You know that that saying as a visual has enormous gag factor.
@KXZero
5 жыл бұрын
The glass president, lol.
@daveshively3295
5 жыл бұрын
Easy to explain.....hella shallow.
@davedeacon3606
5 жыл бұрын
Well, actually he did not hold back any documents and told everyone to cooperate with the Russia probe. This makes him the 1st president to do so on an investigation. You don't have to like him but you should do your research before you become the very thing you accuse him of being.
@sashavoja1451
5 жыл бұрын
Please keep pressure on your representatives to begin impeachment!!
@joeyoung7111
5 жыл бұрын
Impeachment please.. be grateful u could have the powers in California in charge, sure looks like they know how to run a state people crapping in the streets, drugs, poverty and let’s not forget u got a few running for president in 2020.. lol what a joke!
@Erin-Thor
5 жыл бұрын
Joe Young - There is absolutely ZERO proof that Trump took a dump in a California street. Please STOP these malicious rumors! It’s pure stupidity!
@marleneg7794
5 жыл бұрын
Your so cute. They don't listen to us. We are on our own.
@martythemartian99
5 жыл бұрын
1:55 The Minute Waltz 5:50 Song for my Father Jon's music stings were sharp tonight ;D
@couragekarnga8735
5 жыл бұрын
Bless him. We don't appreciate him enough.
@HomemdaFaina
5 жыл бұрын
True. I think his name is Jon, though.
@martythemartian99
5 жыл бұрын
@@HomemdaFaina Aargh, you're right (fixed it). I'll do my best not to get anyone else's name wrong Migell ;) luv frum Minty the Mortician
@onedivbypi2241
5 жыл бұрын
I caught a few notes of, I can do anything, anything better, I can do anything better than you. Just a name that tune couple... There was also a guy in the last Trump rally with a giant yellow P on a sweeter vest behind him at the podium. The press must have fatigue at pointing out kooky shit.
@Sienn0
5 жыл бұрын
The Minute Waltz caught Stephen off-guard a little, nice reaction too
@jennifergridley8111
5 жыл бұрын
The look on Stephen's face: Trump: "they're going to have a meeting about the 'I' word, can you imagine?" Stephen: (biggest grin I've ever seen), "I can!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@thomasbonse
5 жыл бұрын
@Emmett Hardie I can't pick just one when those all apply to 45.
@murray203
5 жыл бұрын
Even Nixon was passing bills and legislation whilst being investigated. Some are still in force today
@janicek9399
5 жыл бұрын
Adrian Murray You are absolutely correct!
@laurent1144
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't want Trump passing bills.
@Chief2Moon
5 жыл бұрын
Adrian Murray Nixon's IQ exceeded his shoe size (unlike Trump) & Nixon had infinitely more world political & governmental knowledge which Trump has no concept of.
@candynickel
5 жыл бұрын
@@laurent1144 Right. He can go ahead and use this excuse if it means he's accomplishing nothing. We all know his deals are terrible-- bipartisan or not.
@robashton8606
5 жыл бұрын
Never thought the day would come when the likes of Richard Nixon would seem like the lesser of two evils.
@markedly1013
5 жыл бұрын
"Don, a good young man." The oringe does not fall far from the tree.
@michaelrch
5 жыл бұрын
1:58 did you notice the genius musical joke from JB playing the Minute Waltz? 😂
@maggierezac5820
5 жыл бұрын
@Michael RCH, dammit, I missed it & have noted others here did hear it, damn these cheap assed headphones! I mostly concentrate on Jon's facial expressions as they match my own so very often! Peace!
@michaelrch
5 жыл бұрын
Maggie Rezac Yeah John has a brilliant look of puzzlement on stories about Trump 😀
@skunkybomont2593
5 жыл бұрын
Michael RCH it’s not genius. It’s called “scripted”, not improvisation.
@michaelrch
5 жыл бұрын
Skunky Bomont It's clever writing, amazing playing and perfect timing. You are short on appreciation for talent.
@mickreaddin4979
5 жыл бұрын
Trump... "Let them have whatever they want.. " Mueller.. "I want you to come and be interviewed, personally." Trump.. "No.. " And since the report was issued, he (Trump) has held back witnesses, evidence, the lot.
@Woolypopopeepee
5 жыл бұрын
mick readdin Don’t use past tense it’s ongoing
@mickeyamf
5 жыл бұрын
Trump: "No its a witchhunt and youre all liars" *
@leshagayle5991
5 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@1967KID
5 жыл бұрын
Trump is the worst criminal in history.
@lynnewhite2900
5 жыл бұрын
grimmsterification Lock him up! Lock him up!
@davidf5589
5 жыл бұрын
I love how he always says, “That’s what I do...” is he talking about borrowing a bunch of money not finishing a project, filing bankruptcy and stiffing everyone. Master build...bator
@mswinters9178
5 жыл бұрын
He and his family have been scamming the American people for years. Now is the time they finally pay for it.
@ferrymorse6337
5 жыл бұрын
bates bates bates all day long in the Oval Office cause Melanoma has left DC permanently.
@plunderbanger
5 жыл бұрын
what have you done for this county ?
@jonahlevin67
5 жыл бұрын
@@plunderbanger They no doubt pay their taxes, unlike Trump. That's what they do for America. He's a fucking criminal and I'm tired of having to explain the obvious to his moronic supporters, each and every one of whom is suffering from the REAL 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'.
@sdfkjgh
5 жыл бұрын
7:12 I have a hard time believing that trump has never seen a search warrant.
@nunnayrbznez7745
5 жыл бұрын
That's why he needs lots of lawyers to accept them.
@faithrada
5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly! LOL
@Fisarmonica23
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like O.J. Simpson in his book..."If I had done it..." well, DT is writing that book in full public review! IMPEACH!
@SteadyGhetner
5 жыл бұрын
Impeachment would only mean that Pence would pardon him and that;s not justice!
@hawkeye5955
5 жыл бұрын
@@SteadyGhetner : It would also mean Pence gets the chance to take the country back to 1850.
@tdotdo4903
5 жыл бұрын
Except pence doesn't have the cult following that trump has.
@gregorywilliams9302
5 жыл бұрын
Leonie Romanes Pence might be worse than DJT, but it only because he is slightly less evil, and slightly a little more intelligent, maybe I'm wrong about his intelligence, after all the people of the great state of Indiana elect him to the Governorship and also to congress. But I lived in Indiana for about a year and a half in the middle of 1970's and they never impressed me with their intelligence. About only thing they were good at was playing basketball. Also Pence is a religious bigot, so he could be dangerous.
@Geospasmic
5 жыл бұрын
1:52 They play the Minute Waltz after this joke LMAO these guys have class.
@ernstbtmn
5 жыл бұрын
Trump; "I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. So, how can you?" What was that book called again? The Art of the Dckhead?
@MartinSmith
5 жыл бұрын
The terrible two year old had a tantrum and took his marbles and left after three minutes !!!
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
+ Martin Smith #Tantrump wah wah wah I lost my marbles in the stable where I everyone knows that I was a "stable genius" and an expert on "Horseshit!"....
@paulaskubic5852
5 жыл бұрын
Two year olds shouldn't play with marbles they may swallow them. This two year old I bet would swallow all of them just so no one else could play with them
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
@@paulaskubic5852 That`s just one more reason he is a dangerous man. He does not know what the hell he`s doing and he almost has his hand on the nuclear button. The only reason he doesn't is because our founding fathers knew to make a three tier system that protected from this.
@SeansModelBuilds
5 жыл бұрын
He would have to have marbles to take them away with him. But he lost them long ago.
@ellenanderson9535
4 жыл бұрын
Martin Smith he's WEAK !
@hennyho1963
5 жыл бұрын
DT got his balls roasted like marshmellows and OMG he doesn't know how to count to three.
@ArcaJ
5 жыл бұрын
Please don't make me imagine his balls! 🤢
@couragekarnga8735
5 жыл бұрын
You should've seen his base cheering when he was talking about how bright the lights were? Jesus Christ!
@vilstef6988
5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't read real well either.
@coletrickle1775
5 жыл бұрын
I hate Trump as much or more than the next guy, but in the interest of objectivity, Trump want saying there are three after he said two. He's doing his classic nonsensical rambling and describes the second option in two ways. Hes a moron, I'm just saying in this one instance the criticism was obtuse.
@relyks690
5 жыл бұрын
Ah, I thought he couldn't get more pathetic. And then the printed sign...
@mrsam4113
5 жыл бұрын
Prolonging a 2 year baseless investigation is what is pathetic
@TheSuzberry
5 жыл бұрын
samuel bloch Bwa haha. Baseless? I hope the Russians are still paying you guys.
@tysargent9647
5 жыл бұрын
Did you even read the by the numbers sheets?
@gracious1111
5 жыл бұрын
samuel bloch -- For a President to put a sign covering up the seal like that is just unbelievably low class and unpresidential. You can't see how he spends all his time defending and promoting himself, and no time trying to unite the country, preserve our position in the world, helping others? No, you can't see it, because you have the malicious heart of someone who got left behind by both parties, and you have been conned into thinking that Trump will save you because his is on your "team". Trump cares about nobody but himself. He even covers up the seal of the USA with a poster? You don't see that as a sign? What are you first? An American or a Trumpist?
@artembentsionov
5 жыл бұрын
samuel bloch if it’s baseless, then why were people indicted as a result of it? And why did Barr try to censor it? You don’t censor “nothing”.
@msmoney06
5 жыл бұрын
LET'S GET THINGS DONE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. OK LET'S GET YOU OUT OF OFFICE.
@velikovskysghost
5 жыл бұрын
+ msmoney06 Yep that means getting out to vote, call you congress at the local, state, and federal level and get behind the candidate of your choice.
@RP-fm6fn
5 жыл бұрын
msmoney - Trump (and his administration) has done more for the American people in two years than Obama did in 8. Really - how do you think Trump can work with the Democrats if they continually charge him with imaginary collusion with foreign governments, repeatedly call him a traitor, accuse him and his family of covering up crimes, root for his kids to be put in prison, unconstitutionally dig into his private business affairs, clammer daily about impeaching him, obstruct every single thing he has tried to do. Trump is being gracious to invite them to he White House in the first place. The only thing worse than democrat party politicians are the ignorant morons who vote for them.
@alicemuldoon2294
5 жыл бұрын
@@RP-fm6fn because all those things about Trump and his family are true. But you go bury your head and pretend he is the perfect president. Fool!
@kilborn666
5 жыл бұрын
@@RP-fm6fn тебе придется постараться.
@sdfkjgh
5 жыл бұрын
4:17 You notice he can't even bring himself to say it? I'd say he's scared of impeachment.
@wellardbr
5 жыл бұрын
No, Nancy has figured T's game here: repub majority senate will never prosecute an impeachment indictment voted by the demo-led house - but T would then spin such impeachment vote to his base as "it's them bad, bad, Dems that attack ME, who am MAGA". Not hard to imagine how riled they'll be... until the next stunt.
@elbee5191
5 жыл бұрын
@@wellardbr Who is "T"? Oh, you mean Drumpf... just call it what it is... Impeach the Drumpf.
@JohnBaker-wf2vn
5 жыл бұрын
Afraid of which 'I' word, impeachment or infrastructure? Oh, both.
@wellardbr
5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnBaker-wf2vn I could volunteer "Interaction" just to keep the ball rolling, but as I said above, Mrs. Pelosi actually packs a kind of power that he, ConDon, cannot stand (in all senses you can imagine, including the 'by the short hairs' version).
@michealmcneal2259
4 жыл бұрын
@The Bushwacker that's false
@billsanderson3104
5 жыл бұрын
I don't do cover-ups. But I do pay into the 6 figures to make certain things go away.
@richardcochrane1966
5 жыл бұрын
3:57 The look on Jon Batiste's face is priceless...
@annettefournier9655
5 жыл бұрын
We have a dream, and it begins with the I word. 🤣🤣🤣
@TheJathys
5 жыл бұрын
But there are several I words... Idiot. Impeachment. Indictment. Incarcerated.
@priscillarobb647
5 жыл бұрын
TheJathys 😂👍👍💙 but 45 could not say what the “I” means. I did not know that the “I” thing is scary these days. 😂👍💙
@user-fj9bv1lo3l
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJathys DOAH!!! Beat me to it :-)
@giacomopeters9988
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm really good at that because that is what I do." Could anyone sound more delusional?
@Chief2Moon
5 жыл бұрын
James Peters Well, no one has sounded more delusional yet, at least. Haha
@doylay
5 жыл бұрын
Perfect line..."It's my way, or no highways" Brilliant.
@stannyb3346
5 жыл бұрын
Make like a tree and get outta here. -Donald J. Trump.
@jacquesblaque7728
5 жыл бұрын
Somebody should tell bubble-butt: when you find you're in a deep hole, stop digging. Oh hell, it's fun to watch him squirm. Pass the popcorn, please.
@dianabache3213
5 жыл бұрын
Been in power two years what has he done ?????
@Anthony-nv7gd
5 жыл бұрын
Jacques Blaque Nothing about the state of our Government should be perceived as fun or amusing. Very naive and childish point of view. 🤷♂️
@jacquesblaque7728
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony, who are you presuming to lecture about proper perceptions? That's inclining toward the presumptuousness of fat-donnie, you know. When things degenerate to what dump's up to, laughter is a useful sanity-preservation tool. Turnabout, with some schadenfreude of course, is fair play too. Bye, Felix.
@TheReal008Zulu
5 жыл бұрын
Trump: What, no cameras in here? Bored now, going to go complain to the cameras out front.
@Ariels888
5 жыл бұрын
Definitely staged
@mmcken3354
5 жыл бұрын
what a whiner - Trump is completely in melt down mode. "it's called BRONZE ER". his reality show in the Rose Garden wasn't - GOOD--- MINUS RATINGS.
@nimrodgeronimo2397
5 жыл бұрын
I love colbert lol.can you imagine the i word yes i can .lol
@K__a__M__I
5 жыл бұрын
I want to attend one of those press conferences, just once, so i can burst out laughing at the things he says and be removed from the premises. The look on his face would be worth it.
@KathyHussey063
5 жыл бұрын
+K_a_M_I Let's do !! I will go with you, let's get a group together... lol, then when they remove one person, the other one can start. That's exactly what all the reporters in the press pool should agree to do some day....right about November or December 2020 would be a good time for it. One single person busts out laughing, (I don't know how the hell they don't all laugh out loud uncontrollably every time they have to listen to him talking to them, or shouting to them is more like it.) but then as soon as that one is taken away, the next one in line starts guffawing at DJ TweetyTrump....Oh it would be so good ! I'd gladly pay a high pay per view charge to see that. Let Jim Acosta go first, John Dickerson 2nd....and somehow slip Hillary and Bill in there and hide them out til the end, they should go last. lol. What a sweet dream....
@lilsammich8252
5 жыл бұрын
Trump literally ran to the Rose Garden to read his Twitter thread.
@SpeckleKen
5 жыл бұрын
Trump hasn't literally run since he went the wrong side of 280 pounds.
@abegarfield3754
5 жыл бұрын
SpeckleKen, I was just about to say that. Ran?
@judybargenquast7669
5 жыл бұрын
SpeckleKen The wrong side...he's the wrong side of everything...
@michaelpondo6324
5 жыл бұрын
You mean he can run. I think he flopped to the rise garden and then flopped his fat ass lips.
@lorrainethomas241
5 жыл бұрын
A) Hit the like button at "oh, I'm imagining it" and b) John counting three...seriously, these men are national treasures.
@carolyngrinberg6889
5 жыл бұрын
I love Nancy Pelosi. She knows how to set a barb.
@greeneyedlady8426
5 жыл бұрын
Agree
@cheshirekat3050
5 жыл бұрын
2:10-2:25 Just when you think that Trump can't get any more childish, he tops himself.
@alonzogodschosenwarrioroa1716
5 жыл бұрын
Cheshire Kat LoL 😂 = Narcissistic = Trump
@AlisonsArt
5 жыл бұрын
It is astounding that only a few of us see how preposterous he is. That's what is so appalling about the GOP., but then even a shooting at a congress baseball game didn't prompt them into a sensible position on gun control." Abortions NO, Guns Yes?"
@dimitrab9046
5 жыл бұрын
Cheshire Kay mom says turn off the computer and come upstairs time for dinner!
@rbass7674
5 жыл бұрын
Moron and chief
@mikejubb1353
5 жыл бұрын
@@AlisonsArt Abortion needs to banned so there are more kids to shoot. What is the point of guns if there aren't enough children to shoot. For the Trump supporters im being sarcastic please dont shoot people.
@LiberalinOregon
5 жыл бұрын
How dare Nancy have a meeting! Next time ask trump for permission. 😂🤣😄😂😅😆😁
@wp2746
5 жыл бұрын
Ali Durand you mean ask Kelly ofc :)
@gingerkid1048
5 жыл бұрын
Been a while since I heard someone coke sniffle after every sentence like that.
@ohsnap7879
5 жыл бұрын
Lol he just fat and old
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
5 жыл бұрын
It was so gross to listen to! Why didn't he back up from the Mic!?!
@thesavagejews8774
5 жыл бұрын
It's my way or no highways.......perfect
@shana2283
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Trump claims he doesn't "do" cover-ups. Well I must emphatically disagree! That is definitely a cover-up on that head.
@carolyndee4565
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Alteris85
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@ferrymorse6337
5 жыл бұрын
I pray every day that a bald eagle will swoop down while he is on his way to the chopper and snatch that weave right off his head.
@Alteris85
5 жыл бұрын
@@ferrymorse6337 especially if it happens on live TV so the world could see.
@God-7____
5 жыл бұрын
Masterful
@eleanorfudge7288
5 жыл бұрын
Once you hear the sniffing, you can't unhear the sniffing.
@fl00d69
5 жыл бұрын
The sniffing compilations from the 2016 debates were epic...
@Ariels888
5 жыл бұрын
That giant butthole of a mouth really could use a big tube, the biggest tube of preperation H and a long deep sits bath! Drown the noise out!
@mickeyamf
5 жыл бұрын
:c unfortunately
@Aphroditexx
5 жыл бұрын
Please don’t re-elect him America. We’re scared. Love, Europe.
@AmbyJeans
5 жыл бұрын
Aphroditexx We're scared too Europe. We will do what we can, but they cheated in 2016 and could do it again. I don't think people are outraged enough over here. They keep playing softball with this jerk.
@geraldhaynesjr1815
5 жыл бұрын
We here are too.
@frankosp
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, please. Don't allow the Electoral College to screw you over again in 2020. Cheers, South America.
@tinaloveseddie
5 жыл бұрын
Aphroditexx Trust me! He’s terrifying!
@DLTD
5 жыл бұрын
We didn’t elect him!! He rigged the entire shit!
@JV-md8gy
5 жыл бұрын
It's an ORANGE spray tan, not a cover up!!!
@A._is_for
5 жыл бұрын
*Claiming he was ambushed Brought sign and notes.
@GreenDragon11
5 жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@A._is_for
5 жыл бұрын
@@GreenDragon11 so far the only transparent things are his lies and thin skin
@abegarfield3754
5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bises, and his hair transplant.
@normantrombon
5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bises ...It’s clear that he’s guilty.
@tianlan6068
5 жыл бұрын
be prepared?All the way?
@lupeserna7715
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting up with this $#!+. I love your show!
@couragekarnga8735
5 жыл бұрын
I know he keeps us sane, but how does he stay sane?
@bdogg20101
5 жыл бұрын
No wonder Trump does not want to release his grades. We would find out that he can't count past 2.
@EvilFookaire
5 жыл бұрын
He can count to three. There'll be seven seperate numbers in there, along with the letter 'Q' and half a poop emoji, but that's just because he's a stable genius who knows more about counting than anyone else in the history of mankind.
@kat1114
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I dream of the "I word" every day! :D
@Ravensfolyfe
5 жыл бұрын
I tell ya Stephen never disappoints me he is funny ,sharp and always on point.
@jasron4859
5 жыл бұрын
Propagandists relieve heavily on naive dolts such as yourself to control and subtlely lead them in the direction they wish to lead them - Joseph Goebbels, the Propaganda Minister for the National Socialists in Germany during the 1940's is credited with implementing and perfecting those techniques most successfully.
@thomasdewitt5705
5 жыл бұрын
The curtains were closed the signs were there already.. he planned this this affluent child having a temper tantrum...
@jelica9475
5 жыл бұрын
Yet wants to PRETEND it was because of what Nancy said HOURS before...."tRump logic"
@harleygordon7846
5 жыл бұрын
I'm praying for Trump's Removal and I'm an Atheist.
@geraldhaynesjr1815
5 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord. Excuse me. Lol It must be bad now for you. Call out to the magician in the sky. Just love it.
@accuratealloys
5 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’m ready to write a check to the Catholic Church if it would speed things along.
@bjolly8924
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. Yes yes me too; I'll whoop holler and flail about with the snake handlin Pentecostals AND write a check to the Catholic church if he'll be gone in 3 days.
@tonyflorez3753
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@abegarfield3754
5 жыл бұрын
Harley Gordon, I'm a Nihilist and I've prayed to every God and deity that anyone's ever heard of to get rid of this abomination.
@kyleebrock
5 жыл бұрын
It's so good the beginning was long ago and the end is coming faster than a Trump bankruptcy.
@lauragn4300
3 жыл бұрын
Kyle, he's out of our White House. He's been impeached for the 2nd time. He is starting trial next week...
@fitzpatric12
5 жыл бұрын
Next we going to hear give me a wall or no infrastructure!😂
@clairek4523
5 жыл бұрын
Don't give him any ideas!
@sanchitdesai4241
5 жыл бұрын
According to Stormy Daniels that's a 2 bonus minutes LMAO😂😂😂
@scooters47
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds very much like a Mafia Don to me, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.😂😂😂😂
@joywiggins
5 жыл бұрын
Jon Baptiste is a comic genius! Love that riff about the three minutes
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