stanzi im first and if you don't pin me ill strip in a hot topic
@Therealfemboyhooters
8 ай бұрын
Do it😂
@MischiefMakerMarcy
8 ай бұрын
UNPIN IT STANZI PLEASE I’D BE SO FUNNY
@valentinasmith863
8 ай бұрын
Please do it
@pancakesnake
8 ай бұрын
Oh god I'll watch the news
@_cef
8 ай бұрын
still do it though 🤭
@Just_Deven
8 ай бұрын
Tbh, if someone actually acted like that, we would all think they were a poser.
@presentlycrescent
8 ай бұрын
Hot Topic is a difficult line to straddle It’s either horrible cringe oh god get it away from me Or it’s genuinely just like the clothes and vibing out here
@abidaabida1624
8 ай бұрын
they act that way on purpose so that they can blend in better.
@Kfroguar
8 ай бұрын
I had multiple friends who did act like this in middle school, and I'm pretty sure they were posers. But they were also 13, sooo not gonna judge.
@strana6875
8 ай бұрын
@@KfroguarI was this kid in middle school, loved acting “cool” and “mysterious.” The only thing I gained was an abundance of cringeworthy memories and an ability to sneak up on people accidentally
@coloraddiction
8 ай бұрын
@@strana6875But did you master sneaking out of the conversation?
@bluskye7899
8 ай бұрын
I feel a real vampire would've figured out basic human conversation at this point
@AmyKozerski
8 ай бұрын
They're a new vampire, they were like this before they were turned.
@runnerchick123kf
8 ай бұрын
What if they have been asleepies for so long
@Neveko
8 ай бұрын
Not if they were helplessly addicted to anime first
@bluskye7899
8 ай бұрын
Everyone giving reasonable explanations, it's almost like y'all have dealt with awkward vampires before 🤨
@Justin-ou5yo
8 ай бұрын
@@bluskye7899you didn't watch Twilight?
@Sp1derBedo
8 ай бұрын
i have no idea how hot topic workers are still somehow the nicest people in existence
@Sacchari
8 ай бұрын
They built up a tolerance to their customers.
@izzwhiz1767
8 ай бұрын
They are the sweetest
@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420
8 ай бұрын
It's like how death metal fans are the kindest people you will ever meet lol
@rootfish2671
8 ай бұрын
Weed helps
@jamienez
8 ай бұрын
Not everyone is judgmental and probably went thru that same phase
@_cef
8 ай бұрын
'A VAMPIRE' 'A POSER" 'ohhhh ok' 😭😭😭
@jboww2121
8 ай бұрын
Yes those were the words said in the video
@TR-JackkaDragon
8 ай бұрын
@@jboww2121 yeah this was was a reply to this comment
@ha.6215
8 ай бұрын
@@TR-JackkaDragonyeah this was a reply to a reply to a comment
@noralynnwhite6542
8 ай бұрын
Yeah...THIS comment is a reply to a reply to a reply to the comment on this video 😁🧛♀️🧟♀️🧙♀️
@joshgulrud5635
7 ай бұрын
That is correct @@jboww2121
@beechild13
8 ай бұрын
hot topic employees are the true soldiers
@zykariah5292
8 ай бұрын
Thank you♥️
@celeste7306
8 ай бұрын
1k like
@ghostfromgotham2661
8 ай бұрын
thank you o7
@terrifictuna4163
7 ай бұрын
a hot topic employee kept trying to convince me to but a skirt, I’m a guy.
@user-kur0m1b4b11
7 ай бұрын
@@terrifictuna4163Honestly anything a hot topic employee tells you to buy it’s probably worth it
@_exolite
8 ай бұрын
Honestly nobody would question the emo vampire in a t-shirt that says “bite me” because everyone would just think their edgy
@rosegolden8959
8 ай бұрын
@@Eet_Mia Noted for later use
@rosegolden8959
8 ай бұрын
@@Eet_Mia oh 💀 I was referring to the method of hunting specifically in goth spaces to blend in more and hunt more effectively
@rosegolden8959
8 ай бұрын
@@Eet_Mia Man, I just wanted a blood donor 😕
@christopherloyd8938
8 ай бұрын
@@Eet_MiaI thought you really wanted to say transylvania cause that's We're all the creepy but even in the city can be creepy. 🤔Especially vampires, there are people who actually believe they are on the night vampire life. 😎 💯
@iadoreapplehead
8 ай бұрын
They're
@Imstillhangintherethankgod
8 ай бұрын
As a vampire, I apologize to every Hot Topic employee who has to deal with the oddballs. I promise we're not all like this. Hell, invite us to your home and you'll find we make bloody good guests!
@elliee884
8 ай бұрын
Nice try but I already learned about careful wording from the fae
@rootfish2671
8 ай бұрын
Go back to your coffin lestat
@pixelzebra8440
8 ай бұрын
Ahh a British vampire I see
@mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
8 ай бұрын
@@pixelzebra8440Drat, I was just about to express the same but you snatched my verreh words from mehh, curse you! You have not heard the laahst of this, I shall retuuuurrnn, mwahhahhahhah!!😏
@Sly-Moose
8 ай бұрын
Ah- I SEE what you're doing there! Not gonna trick me! 😂
@devanbrowne8706
8 ай бұрын
They can be a vampire AND a poser.
@rootfish2671
8 ай бұрын
Vamposer
@hat7475
Ай бұрын
I believe in Vampire Rights AND Wrongs!
@Imani73l
8 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...i thought they were jus a cannibal...
@mskurolove
8 ай бұрын
At first, same lol
@L-Stout
8 ай бұрын
Me too
@haldouglas4773
8 ай бұрын
cannibals are humans lol
@pixelzebra8440
8 ай бұрын
@haldouglas4773 Bro i think you missed the point 💀
@softfuzzymanyippee
6 ай бұрын
ME TOO 😭😭
@theyluv_evelynn
8 ай бұрын
As a person who shops at hot topic, I approve of this message
@livingtoastt
8 ай бұрын
as a person who doesn't shop at hot topic, i approve this message
@Weirdly-Sam
8 ай бұрын
As a person who doesn't even have hot topic in their country, I approve of this aproval
@akio_kuro
8 ай бұрын
As both a customer and a former employee I truly resonate with this video
@spinelessdevil
8 ай бұрын
closest store to hot topic we got is newyorker here
@violetiolite
8 ай бұрын
As someone who wishes there was a hot topic in their country so they could shop at Hot Topic I approve of this message
@ayana_marie
8 ай бұрын
the way i’d walk out
@ayana_marie
8 ай бұрын
AHHH SHE GAVE A HEART I LOVE STANZI 😭
@faeraluran9143
8 ай бұрын
meanwhile I walk in looking like the love child between sailor moon and hello kitty aesthetic, sparkling bright enough to literally blind the hot topic employees.
@kaleajadesilver8918
8 ай бұрын
Lols. Funny enough I'm reading the Eternal Edition of the Sailor Moon manga. I decided to watch KZitem for a bit and I saw this. Awesome! Maybe the next time I'm at Hot Topic I'll get a Sailor Moon shirt. 🩵💙🤍
@MrChristianDT
8 ай бұрын
Weird thing is, I only ever knew one person in my entire life who I knew for sure shopped at Hot Topic because they were a skinny, blonde, emo lesbian who went around in a black leather trenchcoat & commando boots. Lol
@annoyingmoth3597
8 ай бұрын
Me heading straight to the Sweet Society section as soon as I walk in:
@spotlightanimation6719
5 ай бұрын
@MrChristianDT please tell me why my first thought was Albert Wesker
@aniyahlyszt3531
8 ай бұрын
As someone who worked in a Hot Topic, I WISH this were the average customer and not a lost, screeching Gen X white mom.
@thewillow3457
8 ай бұрын
better than back in the day when hot topic was "devil worshippers" instead of pop culture. those karens were crazy
@meredithlucas7156
8 ай бұрын
This was most of my customers back in the day...but that was BACK in the day
@aceofspades9503
8 ай бұрын
........I would like to see a short of this situation 🤣
@reldra
8 ай бұрын
No fair, I resemble that comment!
@BanjoPixelSnack
8 ай бұрын
It’s me, I’m the lost and screeching Gen Xer.
@triciad4100
8 ай бұрын
To be fair, even the other vampires think that one is cringe.
@DOOMSDAYALiEN
8 ай бұрын
both answers at the end were valid 😂
@coyoteskies3769
8 ай бұрын
I never did this to employees, but I could have lived a whole nother lifetime without remembering how I acted in middle school, thank you very much.
@becky2235
8 ай бұрын
Want to elaborate? We all done daft things back then! Lol
@searchingfororion
8 ай бұрын
The truth in your statement made me choke.
@fartmagus
7 ай бұрын
😂same
@jules6735
8 ай бұрын
If a Hot Topic or Spencer’s employee gets weirded out we have to be concerned…they are literally the sweetest people out there
@jamiecaniglia
8 ай бұрын
"a vampire? I thought he was the count of Monte mcfuckin cristo" --my cousin while watching Twilight
@doksversteegh8883
8 ай бұрын
The twilight saga has infected my mind so much, I could genuinely see this being a normal conversation Bella and Edward have.
@emmeretslay
8 ай бұрын
this is the conversation they're having if edward was a classical vampire (not a sparkle vampire) and just woke up from a long ass coffin nap and was like, shit how do i human again? and she was an actual human girl who could discern that something was fundamentally wrong with this man in front of her instead of being the stuttery mess that Kristen Stewart made her out to be
@RainAngel111
8 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure hot topic employees have genuinely had to deal with some people who legit think they're vampires
@mizdarknezz3
8 ай бұрын
When our hot topic in town was still open this is how I imagined my family trying to buy Christmas presents for me lol. Instead the only crazy that caused me problems was when my mom and I were there browsing around and some other shopper came up and started touching us, mainly me, talking about being a prophet, praying to God, healing my depression, a whole thing. It was awful. I think the employees distracted them so we could get away and for that I will forever be grateful to the real ones that are/have worked at a hot topic.
@fartmagus
7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@silverapplestar3236
8 ай бұрын
'they're a vampire' 'they're a poser' no they're neurodivergent and struggling with the bit.
@BlueGangsta1958
6 ай бұрын
How dare you make me rethink every awkward phase in my life like that /lh
@healinggrounds19
8 ай бұрын
I used to work at hot topic. I hated these customers. Now they come to my vintage store. 😂
@Jaedeajnx
7 ай бұрын
Lmfao, there's no escaping them😭
@claireallen-qd9bb
8 ай бұрын
me in third grade trying to convince my friends im a mermaid 💀 also, love you stanzi ❤
@leylikarpitsky1632
8 ай бұрын
There are at least 12 of these people at all times at every Hot Topic. It’s actual science.
@purpleunicorn87
8 ай бұрын
Hot topics near me never have more than 8 customers and 3 employees 🤔
@marionettehone
8 ай бұрын
@@purpleunicorn87 there's always one hidden somewhere they shouldn't be, like where's waldo but in reality
@pyao
8 ай бұрын
Considering hot topic hosts pretty much all fandom stuff it’s inviting to neurodivergent people and people who don’t know they’re neurodivergent so I feel like it’s like saying “free cookies” and being surprised when people who like cookies show up 🤣
@TheWeedMuseumLady
8 ай бұрын
When two things are true at the same time
@Ilikecheese423
8 ай бұрын
Under rated channel alert! 🚨‼️
@TeddyK1ng
8 ай бұрын
She’s literally got 2.15 million subscribers…
@veona599
8 ай бұрын
@@TeddyK1ng *M O R E*
@youknow3881
8 ай бұрын
My grandma called someone a poser one time, right before she downed a shotglass of vodka. It was both epic and fairly concerning since she was going through a very rough time. She is doing quite well for the most part now though, so things are good.
@angeldust12
8 ай бұрын
You crack me up, My morbid sense of humour has always gotten me into trouble. 😂 I appreciate you, & the Stanzi family ❤️🔥
@hexshesmoringme1951
8 ай бұрын
I’ve witnessed something similar to this play out in a hot topic once 💀
@Earth2Renne
8 ай бұрын
Honestly though I have friends who go to Hot topic and when they’re there they’re like this 😭 (is this just me…?)
@NevTheDeranged
8 ай бұрын
Look, we all know the venn diagram of vampires and posers is basically a circle.
@kassandragoldstein4661
8 ай бұрын
I used to work at Hot Topic and this brings me back haha. Only thing missing was a Hot Cash push and loyalty phone number 😂
@vulgarmagick
8 ай бұрын
Shout out to Stanzi for pointing out how hot she looked in that cross-dagger top
@pvp6077
8 ай бұрын
Tbh, I also got "poser". Like fr I had friends in highschool who would totally do that thinking they were being so cool and alt and mysterious but actually just looking like a huge nerd. I wasn't much better tbh.
@FireElement7
8 ай бұрын
😂 I love hot topic and vampires, but it also drives me crazy when people take themselves too seriously 😂❤ Happy Halloween Stanzi!🎃👻🦇
@maestoso47
8 ай бұрын
Glad to know Hot Topic still exists and has kept their reputation all these years.
@harveylong5878
7 ай бұрын
HT is pathetic now. sickening to see how low they've sank
@thefoxesmind
8 ай бұрын
Lol, I remember the first time I went into a hot topic, my mom followed me and called me a satanist the entire time. Imagine a high schooler apologizing to an employee because of their adult parent.
@anitacrumbly
8 ай бұрын
sounds like my mother back in the day "why do you want to go into that store?" with a her judgmental tone only the fundementalist of christians can give. We don't speak often since I left 16 years ago. I'm still a goth queen after all these years lol
@lurklingX
5 ай бұрын
dude, my mom banned black nail polish. horrified when i saw it in the store and picked on up to look at and basically said something about devil worshipping. and it's like, fkkn chill, oh my god. why can't i like things? (not the devil worshipping lol). she'd have had an aneurism seeing a hot topic.
@thefoxesmind
5 ай бұрын
@@lurklingX My mom had the same problem with nail polish colors. She only tolerated light pink. Red was apparently for adults and whores. Black was satanic, and all other colors were not 'proper.'
@blazingphoenix1000
8 ай бұрын
Vampires actually do exist I've met tons of people that suck the life out of me
@Emilaria
8 ай бұрын
I think those are dementors.
@blazingphoenix1000
8 ай бұрын
@@Emilaria lol
@Ciara_Foxx
8 ай бұрын
Stanzi is killing it as male characters recently. Come here king, you dropped this 👑
@lurklingX
5 ай бұрын
love her male characters. (and all the characters.)
@foxowar3953
8 ай бұрын
Hot topic employees are the sweetest beings in existence and there's a 50/50 shot at customers being the best or the worst
@JBBell
8 ай бұрын
Awesome video as always but damn those nails are FIRE
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
8 ай бұрын
The “….cool” gives me “hurry the fuck up” 😂
@Dyrknister
8 ай бұрын
Idk why I thought the customer was a serial killer who only fed on human flesh but a vampire works too ig 💀
@bowbooks5659
8 ай бұрын
What’s the difference?
@Dyrknister
8 ай бұрын
@@bowbooks5659 The flesh
@sarahjanise1970
8 ай бұрын
@Dyrknester Not going to lie, my mind went there first. I didn't get vampire from that description.
@fatherless8748
8 ай бұрын
Bro watched Twilight one to many times😭 Edward Cullen? Nah that’s Cedward Mullen👍
@MelancholyPanda13
8 ай бұрын
That jacket looks awesome tbh
@Mister_WeirdCore_
8 ай бұрын
I love the people at Hot Topic some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
@marshmallowkitty7
8 ай бұрын
The way I wish I could do this at my Hot Topic, but I don't wanna embarrass myself in front of the kewl employees
@marigold_exe4528
8 ай бұрын
Story time: when I worked at hot topic when I was 18 (about 2 years ago) a guy wearing a local band tee came in. I came up to ask if he needed help and that I liked his shirt and that I had seen them at a recent concert. He then said “oh yeah my vocals were shit that night.” I then realized that he was my lead singer of the band and I had a slight internal breakdown. I helped him find a belt for a concert that night and he gave me 6 free tickets. I will never forget that interaction.
@scooburst
3 ай бұрын
Bro someone at hot topic actually gave me life advice that I’ve stuck to for years and has definitely made my life better. Nicest people on earth.
@willc3697
8 ай бұрын
I was expecting her to just go “you…you aren’t going to…IM A VAMPIRE!! PAY ATTENTION TO MY WEIRDNESS!!”
@happybunnyntx
8 ай бұрын
I feel like a vampire would just go full fangs out on halloween since they don't have to worry about blending in for a change.
@Evey_eats_tacos
8 ай бұрын
I love the Trick r Treat shirt!
@opotatoqopotato467
8 ай бұрын
Nobody gives a shit bout what I’m gonna say but I fuckin love the people who work at hot topic
@_hearts4conan.
8 ай бұрын
same omfg they’re so sweet
@thestevestohl
8 ай бұрын
Omg- that timing was perfect
@brookemills1217
8 ай бұрын
I worked at a hot topic for about 6 months back in 2008. The Twilight movies had just come out. I had a situation where I had two teenagers chasing each other around pretending to be vampires and one of them pinned down the other one and for a chunk out of their neck. There was blood everywhere. And they were also trying to steal an eyeliner. Which of course pails in comparison to the felonious assault that just happened in front of my eyes. Those were some wild times man
@Yuki_Sohma43
8 ай бұрын
That actually happened???
@beomgyusfangirl9023
8 ай бұрын
Your video make my day
@corvusglaive4804
8 ай бұрын
The fearful realisation in the face of the girl in the crosses top 😭😂
@Suited_Nat
7 ай бұрын
Not me thinking the customer is a serial killer 😭
@cremetangerine82
4 ай бұрын
Aren't vampires serial killers?
@wolflinggon5664
8 ай бұрын
What Hot Topic used to be like before it became Mainstream.
@not_mason69
8 ай бұрын
stanzi, do you have cameras on me? how’d you know i went to hot topic recently to blen….i mean accessorize for halloween! also how could you have cameras on me when i’m a vam…..i mean camera shy?
@jenjen_oreo
8 ай бұрын
as a vampire, we dont act like this, actually. we are all just pretty chill people tbh.
@Jessica-ch1yi
8 ай бұрын
I love hot topic cause half the customers are like this, and the other half are dressed in bright pink with ruffles and a hello kitty bag 😆
@emman2425
8 ай бұрын
I'm really early :D
@DpDepresso
8 ай бұрын
I imaged my mom's awkward buying of my mha shirt and bag transpiring similarly to this 💀 She didn't remember the show name and probably just sat there trying to describe it in the worst way possible.
@markeustace199
8 ай бұрын
cool idea of vampires using Halloween to blend in, probably turning up as goths at heavy metal concerts
@Davis0508
7 ай бұрын
The skinwalker vibes got me shivering my timbers 🥶🥶🥶
@chihauhaun
8 ай бұрын
Ngl last time I visited a hot topic, someone thought I was an employee and asked me to help them find something lol
@eisleygames1219
4 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where the hot topic workers are the nicest people in the world
@Spartan_366
7 ай бұрын
As a hot topic customer I can’t even be mad I might as well be a vampire with the amount of MCR merch I buy
@optillian4182
7 ай бұрын
Girl's dressed like Emperor Palpatine. 💀
@lesteryaytrippy7282
7 ай бұрын
To be honest I didn't figure out they were a vampire. I thought they were just a regular kind of customer.
@ksquallfangirl
6 ай бұрын
"What we do in the shadows" vibe 😂
@kain1799
8 ай бұрын
I'm still not convinced they're not a poser
@AnoushkaLeaf
8 ай бұрын
I worked at Hot Topic for some time. This is spot on lol. One time this couple came in and the woman made her husband carry her dolls around as she shopped.
@BrandonZickefoose2014
8 ай бұрын
I NEED to see the blooper reel with these videos! So good but would take me like 50 TAKES because I’d always be lmao.
@Hana-ne2oo
8 ай бұрын
I sometimes act like this just to freak people out / confuse them and its the best thing ever
@tall_minish
8 ай бұрын
i love hot topic whenever I tell people I have a member ship thingy there they always get so surprised cause I’m the opposite of hot topic
@billyloomisotherdaughter
8 ай бұрын
"Something to help me blend in"?! Tf. Calling 911 asap
@firebreathingmoonbeam3961
2 ай бұрын
Back when hot topic was actually hot topic lol
@pixel_beans
8 ай бұрын
This is an accurate representation between hot topic workers and ots customers lol p.s i have that same jason jacket
@_Crush__
6 ай бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the outfit switch up and how amazing and hot af it looks
@tohrurikku
8 ай бұрын
I was thinking a demon who was planning armageddon, not vampire.
@CroissantsSlay
8 ай бұрын
i was thinking that was the grim reaper
@_The-Real-Boy-Kuromi_
5 ай бұрын
As a vampire can confirm. It’s my favorite store!
@kagitsune
8 ай бұрын
Wait, this is an AD??? Stanzi, i hope you got double your usual asking rate because this is TOO PERFECT. Both poking fun at the company while also making their stuff look appealing. Top notch.
@dilemmaart
7 ай бұрын
This reminded me so much of the South Park goths and vampire kids I love it. Your dead pan delivery always gets me 😂
@imenlazovic7820
4 ай бұрын
Hot topic isn't a thing where I'm from and I think my parents are eternally grateful
@nichdo01
8 ай бұрын
The last time i went into hot topic a dude walked in with two other people dressed up as furries with giant mascot heads on leashes.
@myteenytinyshorts5215
8 ай бұрын
Getting sponsored by hot topic is iconic
@calamaria9624
8 ай бұрын
I would walk out of the store man, I couldn't handle it. My second-hand embarrasssment burns and I would collapse on the floor.
@creepypastashinigami
3 ай бұрын
Back when I worked at hot-topic they passed a rule we couldn’t record in a store because some cashier in the midwest recorded a customer that was talking about how they were actually a dragon god, I wish I still had that video
@jaimiecarpediemer
8 ай бұрын
“A poser” 😂 lol so many years of middle school trauma has just snapped back
@RainRio
8 ай бұрын
NO CUZ I ALSO THOUGHT “A POSER” AMD HAD TO REWATCH THE VIDEO TO GET THE VAMPIRE JOKES 😂
@TahtahmesDiary
8 ай бұрын
Hot topic workers are the BEST, I love how they now deal with several generations and do amazing with it. Always super nice to my 8yr olds & supportive of my Millennial ass 😅❤
@Cloudipy
8 ай бұрын
Not me thinking this was a sociopathic killer trying to act normal
@victoriasmith8570
8 ай бұрын
I worked there, this is pretty accurate.
@LaughingInTiny
8 ай бұрын
K, true story. I took a girl out clubbing one night years ago (a friend's daughter) who was from a small town and had never been to a bigger city. She happened to have actual vampire teeth, which she didn't entirely like... they were canines that were super high on her gumline and quite pointy, but completely natural. So we go to a club with my sister's bf that was known to have a raised seating area where this crew of self proclaimed vampires had kind of claimed. People sort of rolled their eyes about it but also left them alone. If you weren't one of them, they were NOT friendly. The whole scene was like something from a movie. Forgetting entirely about her teeth (you only really realized that they were unique if she pulled her lip up to show you) I told her it wasn't a good idea to leave without letting me know and not to hang out in that corner. Of course she asked why and I did the eye roll thing and said "because that group thinks they're vampires and..." and she was off like a shot to show them her teeth. Like she'd finally found her people. They were all super emo goth types and she was 💯 fluffy glittering rave chick. She ran up to the couple that looked like they were holding court, all cool and vampy and uninterested and said "You guys are vampires? Can I see your teeth? COOOOOOL, these are mine!" And when she pulled her lip up these guys all dropped every shred of cool and leaned forward to inspect her like they were five year olds and she was a shiny new toy. She was the coolest thing they'd seen and by the end of the evening I had to go and extrapolate her from her new cheering section. It was the most hilarious club moment ever. She was all "K, byeeee!" And they all sent her on her way like puppy eyed school kids that had just met their favourite celebrity. 😂
@aprettylittlemonster
8 ай бұрын
Side note, your makeup is stunning. That poser could never.
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