A loungy song by one of the Star Wars Universe's most famous Pa'lowick singers, lovingly and beautifully sung in English for your pleasure.
Lyrics:
*(Verse 1)*
On Ahch-To Island, all alone,
Luke Skywalker made it his home,
Milking thala-sirens by the sea,
For that green milk, it’s a sight to see.
He’d grab a pail, give it a squeeze,
With a face that says, “Oh, jeez!”
Rey would watch, trying not to laugh,
At the Jedi Master’s quirky craft.
*(Chorus)*
Green milk, green milk, straight from the source,
Luke’s daily drink, with no remorse,
But there’s a secret, funny and bright,
A tale about his pee at night.
*(Verse 2)*
Rey asked Luke, “Why’s it so green?”
He said, “Best milk you’ve ever seen,
Stronger bones and Jedi flair,
Just a sip, if you dare!”
Rey took a taste, made a face,
Luke laughed, “Welcome to my place,
It’s the secret of the Jedi might,
Drink it down, it’s outta sight!”
*(Chorus)*
Green milk, green milk, straight from the source,
Luke’s daily drink, with no remorse,
But there’s a secret, funny and bright,
A tale about his pee at night.
*(Bridge)*
One day Luke found, much to his glee,
His bathroom breaks had a glow, you see,
Neon green, like a saber’s gleam,
In the dark, it made quite a scene!
He joked to Yoda, “Look at this trick,
My pee’s now glowing, isn’t it slick?”
Yoda pondered "Glow you do,
In darkness too, what color is your poo?!"
*(Chorus)*
Green milk, green milk, straight from the source,
Luke’s daily drink, with no remorse,
But there’s a secret, funny and bright,
A tale about his pee at night.
*(Outro)*
So if you’re on Ahch-To, don’t be shy,
Say hi to the sirens, give it a try,
But beware the green milk’s glow,
And the funny side effects, you’ll know!
*(Chorus)*
Green milk, green milk, straight from the source,
Luke’s daily drink, with no remorse,
But there’s a secret, funny and bright,
A tale about his pee at night.
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