2:33 “COMMUNISM!!!1!!1!1!” “Shut the fuck up, you star spangled idiot” literally perfect lmfao 😂
@KentuckyFriedOne
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@SwarmerGaming
Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, this is exactly how we talk to Yorkers. Granted we invited them to bbq after
@ludmillavrska7116
Жыл бұрын
@@SwarmerGaming i’m from texas lolz
@SwarmerGaming
Жыл бұрын
@@ludmillavrska7116 okay? Never said you weren't...
@roma540
Жыл бұрын
Cold War oversimplified?..
@salvagedude625
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda want an extended cut of New York calling Texas a coward
@curiousKuro16
2 жыл бұрын
It was truly glorious!
@JennaRevels
2 жыл бұрын
I *really* want that.
@kevinlugonzbi6005
2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting this to by my kink, but the shoe fits. That and star spangled idiot
@emberandfriendsanimations2454
2 жыл бұрын
It would probably end in a physical fight
@salvagedude625
2 жыл бұрын
@@emberandfriendsanimations2454 well who would win? My money's on NY, even if/when texas pulls a gun
@Drapony
2 жыл бұрын
We're going to talk about Sarah Palin running again and not the fact that an Alaskan governor, named Santa Claus is running against her?
@bs4real
2 жыл бұрын
Go Santa!
@opossumsauce4472
2 жыл бұрын
Yep! And he's from North Pole! I live his politics actually, he's running as an independent.
@509Gman
2 жыл бұрын
Santa Claus is not a governor. He is some sort of city official in (not THE) North Pole. And it is his legal name.
@Drapony
2 жыл бұрын
@@509Gman ok not Governor, thanks for that
@gaminginferior7936
2 жыл бұрын
yeah i wouldnt put it past that man to do that and yes people there is a man named Santa Claus(again hes a real man he changed his name to that because he wanted to) hes pretty cool dude. hope he wins
@dedifiedjelly
2 жыл бұрын
i love how ready New York was to attack Texas- he was thinking about it for sure
@LucanVaris
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, is there anyone New York _isn't_ ready to throw hands at?
@B-enjoyer
2 жыл бұрын
@@LucanVaris Alaska
@dedifiedjelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@LucanVaris ok fair enough-
@WyxienTheFox
2 жыл бұрын
@@B-enjoyer We keep our of everyone's way so they forget we're here.
@ADMICKEY
Жыл бұрын
@@dedifiedjelly Hawaii
@decepticusprevails
2 жыл бұрын
I'm always ready for New York to go off at Texas, and yet I was pleasantly unprepared for "Shut the [speaks New York] up, you star-spangled idiot." 😆 Excellent job Ben 💝
@amandadadesky5192
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like we're back in 2007, only with less hope and more existential dread.
@pembrokelove
2 жыл бұрын
I love Alaska, but really want more Washington state in order to confuse Florida. Overall, you’re one of the best parts of my day. 🥰🥰🥰
@LucanVaris
2 жыл бұрын
Florida: "Wait, Washington's a _state_ now? When did that happen?"
@dr.floridamanphd
2 жыл бұрын
@@LucanVaris, just wait until Florida finds out about DC and wonders why they’re not called Marvel
@pembrokelove
2 жыл бұрын
Theres just so much story, drama, and fun that can be sussed out of Florida.
@LucanVaris
2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.floridamanphd "DC? As in Washington? That's not even as much of a marvel as the Everglades."
@kyleepardee3607
2 жыл бұрын
Yes please !
@TechBearSeattle
2 жыл бұрын
"You seem surprised." "No, just disappointed." Perfect.
@SarcasticasKel
2 жыл бұрын
Alaska just casually dropping Sarah Palin news🤣 I have a feeling the only person excited about this is Tina Fey😂
@Meshakhad
2 жыл бұрын
On the other hand, I remember Larry David joking that he hoped Bernie Sanders wouldn't win the election, because then he'd basically have to move back to New York full time to play him on SNL, and he wanted to stay in Los Angeles.
@letitiajeavons6333
Жыл бұрын
Pennsylvania needs to chime in about how Tina Fey's from Upper Darby, just outside of Philadelphia.
@Seasonal50
2 жыл бұрын
Making fun of each either is literally the whole thing between both parties.
@Seasonal50
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Brainard that was the scene that brought on the thought, I was just referring to in general.
@ryankoril6340
2 жыл бұрын
@@SamlSchulze1104 so does the speaker and majority leader and any other normal retirement age politician
@bignuts8079
2 жыл бұрын
@@SamlSchulze1104 "I am Mitch McConnell, feed me poor people."
@curiousKuro16
2 жыл бұрын
California stealing Disney from Florida is a fight I would pay to see
@wickedburnout6876
2 жыл бұрын
same
@JnEricsonx
Жыл бұрын
They have Disneyland.
@fictionfan0
Жыл бұрын
@@JnEricsonx It's called "consolidation."
@crosonyconnecter
10 ай бұрын
wasn't Walt from California?
@curiousKuro16
10 ай бұрын
@crosonyconnecter Missouri actually! A fact I looked up just now. The animation studio is in California though, and the business headquarters.
@Snomrade
2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I enjoy Alaska just making fun of us since we need someone to keep us in check
@brak1615
2 жыл бұрын
You do realize most of the country makes fun of Texas right?
@Snomrade
2 жыл бұрын
@@brak1615 yeah and I am here for it but I especially love how Alaska continues to remind Texas that he is not the largest state
@fkv1ncecuh145
2 жыл бұрын
You just don't want to talk about how New Yorkers like me make fun of Texas don't you?
@Snomrade
2 жыл бұрын
@@fkv1ncecuh145 that was great too
@kittyplayz1480
Жыл бұрын
So you also hate the fuckers in charge here then?
@mrsnufflegums
2 жыл бұрын
Alaska is just so perfect. I'm surprised he didn't mention that Santa Claus is also running for the same seat
@arturoalcantara6830
2 жыл бұрын
What was the skill that Florida was talking about see what?
@SarcasticasKel
2 жыл бұрын
@@arturoalcantara6830 She can see Russia from her house🤣
@arturoalcantara6830
2 жыл бұрын
@@SarcasticasKel Wait what?
@shelbybabcock8779
2 жыл бұрын
@@arturoalcantara6830 She can’t really, but she said that back when she was running as McCain’s VP.
@soundserenity6732
2 жыл бұрын
@@shelbybabcock8779 The line was first said by Tina Fey on SNL while playing Sarah Palin, and Sarah Palin herself said it later as a joke.
@mollianarts6346
2 жыл бұрын
I know you got a lot of backlash for the "Don't Say Gay" bill ones but I really appreciate that you talked about it, even in a comedic way, thank you
@cassondennison8667
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not called the don’t say gay bill. That’s a misnomer
@bodhithespoodergen
2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that when ever New York swears it says speaks in New York
@r1c0laa
2 жыл бұрын
I think it does that with most of the Northeastern states.
@JnEricsonx
Жыл бұрын
@@r1c0laa Nope, we get the special swear modifier.
@lesliecaballero2820
2 жыл бұрын
California Vs Florida on Disney is fun 😂
@e.rajmon3431
2 жыл бұрын
Damn is there a day where New York wakes up and decides to NOT choose violence?
@AndrewDeLong
2 жыл бұрын
Saturday. That's when we choose extreme indifference. Helps us refill the violence tanks for the coming week.
@mathieushifera135
2 жыл бұрын
We would if everyone else would shut up and mind their buisness
@skar9556
2 жыл бұрын
He would if he ever went to sleep.. He never sleeps, that's his thing.
@McKavian
2 жыл бұрын
As an Alaskan, can confirm we mostly ignore Sarah "Imma pitbull with lipstick" Palin
@LadyBastt1980
2 жыл бұрын
Star spangled idiot 🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad I was only dipping water when you said that...soda would have been a lot more painful coming out of my nose like that!
@annbuccieri1267
2 жыл бұрын
I looked up that quote from Desantis. It is horrifyingly accurate. Does he even listen to himself!?
@r1c0laa
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he doesn't listen to himself or others.
@JnEricsonx
Жыл бұрын
Its fucking Florida, of course not.
@CarmillaCVamp
2 жыл бұрын
Very important to mention Disney didn't "disagree" until recently after SIGNIFICANT pushback while initially supporting the bill
@mmc8539
2 жыл бұрын
DeSantis didn’t take action either until they threatened to not make political contributions to Republican lawmakers either…
@Dr.E7HER
2 жыл бұрын
So early that I feel like I’m at the table
@langdonledwig3734
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheodoreHodel
2 жыл бұрын
Best part is New York telling Texas to shut the fuck up. I love it
@catsend
2 жыл бұрын
Best part of most anything is someone telling Texas to shut up
@raziwellabdulrahman2362
2 жыл бұрын
Especially Gov. Abbott!
@TheodoreHodel
2 жыл бұрын
@@catsend It was just beautiful. I would lose my shit if California told him to shut up.
@kaishaw600
2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for making the distinction about Type 1 and Type 2! SO many people don't know that there are more than one type ♡
@opossumsauce4472
2 жыл бұрын
I really wish for Alaska you'd cover Native issues as well! I love the Southern Alaska bit, but Northern Alaska has the most issues and is the least talked about.
@hildasnails5961
2 жыл бұрын
New York is such a mood in this one
@JnEricsonx
Жыл бұрын
We gave the country Donald Trump.
@kellyc4729
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha my favorite line after that came out was “I can see Canada from my bed.”
@MTMyTails
2 жыл бұрын
So you are going to mention Sarah Palin but not mention she is running against SANTA CLAUS??????
@509Gman
2 жыл бұрын
The one that quit her Governorship mid term because of “mean Emails” now wants to go to Capitol Hill. Also wasn’t SB21 on her watch? We’re still reeling from that one.
@debd7631
2 жыл бұрын
She first quit her mayorship to become governor. She's a quitter from the get go.
@509Gman
2 жыл бұрын
@@debd7631 politicians run for higher office all the time, Barack Obama was a senator for Illinois when he became president. Bush was governor of Texas. It’s not fair to criticize her for that. Palin walked away in the middle of her only term. That is abandonment.
@ATemplarIGuess
2 жыл бұрын
Love how New York just tells Texas to "shut the [Speaks New York] up"
@Lala_the_cheetah
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is actual news and is a hysterical way is great 🤣
@orangecatactually
2 жыл бұрын
definitely one of the best episodes yet. Keep up the good work!
@FireSwan16t
2 жыл бұрын
I want free healthcare, education, and comprehensive sex education appropriate for whatever age group is being raught. I also want community centers, social workers/crisis workers instead of cops for mental health situations. I also want body autonomy and to see what Florida man would do if someone sued him everytime he mentioned alligators, Disney, or hurrica es just for fun.
@craigs1266
2 жыл бұрын
Such brilliant work, thank you.
@UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER
2 жыл бұрын
UNION UNION UNION. UNIONS ALL THE WAY
@eacalvert
2 жыл бұрын
I needed this today
@thrawncaedusl717
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Disney having territory they govern is just kind of weird. Like, my libertarian friend really likes their model and thinks more corporations should own towns that they are based in, but I would not expect liberals to support it.
@Outsyder216
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Like, I don't agree with Disney having that kind of deal in the first place, but the state is threatening to revoke it for the worst possible reason.
@DandyHillStables
2 жыл бұрын
It’s been done A LOT. Most cases did not end well. Neither did corporation run countries. Lowell Mill Towns, Fordlandia, Oneida NY, Hershey PA, Sugar Land TX, Stanleytown VA, Cass WV, Kohler WI, Alberta MI for a few.
@curiousKuro16
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite songs is about a company town!
@darthmaul216
2 жыл бұрын
We tried that already. It did not work.
@MyToranja
2 жыл бұрын
America did try that for some time, it didn't work well, and it's very dystopian if you think about it.
@judybarrera2405
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@AbsolXGuardian
2 жыл бұрын
Love NY's Union Man personality showing through.
@thatweirdoskylar2909
2 жыл бұрын
I’m too hyper to go to sleep so I’m just gonna binge watch the channel until I’ve watched every video. Idk why
@cindykaysermersheim4999
2 жыл бұрын
I think you are hilarious! I might be your biggest, 63-yr-old fan!
@dr.floridamanphd
2 жыл бұрын
I misread the title. I thought it said unicorns 🦄 and not unions. I’m a bit disappointed.
@shira2371
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@shira2371
2 жыл бұрын
@Rocki and Pebbles like if Texas carried his unicorn everywhere now and refused to put it down
@trentonniemeyer6118
2 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait until the John Oliver sketch hits here
@Miipmiip
2 жыл бұрын
I like that this is the way I keep up with American news
@rockybocci3547
Жыл бұрын
I love how big his suit is. Like a toddler dressing up in his dad's clothes. It's so funny.
@Ace-Of-Luck
2 жыл бұрын
Florida: She could just lose weight Cali: that's wildly insensitive Me: were you expecting more from Florida?
@thestrikernetwork125
2 жыл бұрын
I may be just stupid, but what did Sarah Palin see?
@DuskBloom0728
2 жыл бұрын
You can see Russia from her house
@sjturneronthecorner
2 жыл бұрын
Russia from her front porch
@nathandc
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to SNL people think she said she could see Russia from her house. I think she is wildly unqualified for office, but she didn't actually say that.
@babecat2000
2 жыл бұрын
Putin
@Larper64
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathandc While that is a misattributed quote, it is based on the fact that because parts of Russia can be seen from parts of Alaska, that this gives her greater insight into Russian Politics that people from other states.
@MissGVS
2 жыл бұрын
The weight loss comment was certainly insensitive lol but accurate to how misinformed people are. Thank you for calling that out. Losing weight does not cure any type of diabetes. So many people think type 2 diabetes is something people do to themselves by eating too much sugar. You can't usually eat your way into it or diet your way out of it. Just got to fight to hold back the progression. Battle on!
@genokun299
2 жыл бұрын
"I am mitch miconell feed me poor people"
@Death-gj2dn
2 жыл бұрын
New York repeatedly calling Texas a coward is actually kinda powerful. Ben is getting too good at acting /hj
@rabitwarior2
Жыл бұрын
First Table without George Floyd in the "VIP Patrons" honestly was curious how long it'd be in there as I rewatch every table
@melissaj1927
2 жыл бұрын
Loving the Ale-8 Kentucky has! It's the small things like this that make you the GOAT.
@kawaiikoffing
Жыл бұрын
As a type 1 diabetic, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GETTING IT RIGHT INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING ALL DIABETICS ARE DIABETIC BECAUSE OF WEIGHT WHEN TYPE 1 IS GENETIC AND HAPPENS WITH COMPLETELY HEALTHY PEOPLE AS WELL
@halsteadbw
2 жыл бұрын
You didn't mention that Palin is running against Santa Claus.
@rosearmor45
2 жыл бұрын
Smiles for a midweek video!
@MyNatasha73
2 жыл бұрын
"Ronny Boy!" 🤣 More like Ron DeSatan!
@Bored_Overthinker
2 жыл бұрын
I love these so much!!!
@anonymousman3257
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Florida. I'm writing down the insult "star spangled idiot"
@Eeve3_Lord
2 жыл бұрын
I wish there was some way for you to remain healthy and to put out these masterpieces more than once or twice every 2 weeks
@athenavizsla3155
2 жыл бұрын
Oh! My states at the table again! *5 seconds later* ofc its about Sarah Palin.....
@DoubleXStudios
2 жыл бұрын
Damn! Best Table News yet! 😂
@JoAnnaQuincey
2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding
@A_Redheads_Ramblings
2 жыл бұрын
This is where I come for all my American news
@rattler05531
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ale 8-1 in this video made my day. Grew up drinking that stuff.
@lilyannew.2946
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing up type 1 diabetics I'm with myself and what kind of like affordable insulin but you can put you get and you don't complain
@devinolsen4958
2 жыл бұрын
Should've brought up that Santa Claus, mayor of North Pole, is competing against Palin.
@FromRussiaWithLuv007
2 жыл бұрын
Disney should be it’s own state
@arturoalcantara6830
2 жыл бұрын
Now I want Disney to move to California just to see a sketch here.
@Ash-qu3xm
2 жыл бұрын
This is the only news channel I watch
@remedynoneofyourbusiness6
2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I just had an idea What if one time Ohio sent a substitute for itself PLAYED BY SCOTT THE WOZ
@cageybee7221
2 жыл бұрын
yay this is back!
@kaiserlou5835
2 жыл бұрын
Damn NY, Texas just got the verbal equivalent of a curb stomp
@kyled2153
2 жыл бұрын
I love NY in this episode.
@theduke7539
2 жыл бұрын
As a Kentucky born, our state is so badly gerrymandered that even though Mitch McConnell has extremely low ratings, whenever he runs opposed he still wins, he usually runs unopposed but when he is, it's only by democrats who can't win widespread support because they fail to understand that of KY 4 million citizens, less than 400,000 live in major cities and therefore policies that are if not beneficial, at least tolerable in major cities, are not beneficial or otherwise intolerable by the vast majority of the state. And because he runs the Republicans, the party never puts forth another candidate against him. So kentuckians in the cities have the freedom to vote how they feel benefits them, but kentuckians in rural areas and small towns are basically stuck either voting against their best interests and voting for someone who they disagree with, or voting for a representative who does nothing and holds the state back in the 1990s because state leaders will follow mitch rather blindly. Mitch knows he has a strangle hold on his seat and thus hardly even campaigns, most voters don't even know who's running until they step in the booth, then they just go with the name they know because it has a little R next to it instead of D.
@melissaj1927
2 жыл бұрын
The real problem is even if a candidate campaigned on all the issues important to rural American, the majority would still vote for the R, even when they know McConnell is a lying sack of dung, because reasons.
@mathieushifera135
2 жыл бұрын
My home state tearing Texas a new one is giving me LIFE
@DonovanPresents
2 жыл бұрын
That Florida writing hurts me inside 🤕
@thefandom6243
2 жыл бұрын
Can I get a source for that Ronny boy quote? I don't doubt it I'm just curious how stupid it looks with more context
@r1c0laa
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Brainard Holy crap, how the hell did they elect Ronny Boy into office when he does stuff like that?
@ignisterzone5399
2 жыл бұрын
@@r1c0laa spite
@r1c0laa
2 жыл бұрын
@@ignisterzone5399 Unfortunately, that makes sense.
@fairycat23
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Brainard Thank you for the link!
@annbuccieri1267
2 жыл бұрын
@@fairycat23 He said it during the press conference just before he signed the bill, if you want to watch him say it.
@brainyrogerg6820
2 жыл бұрын
We remember the Alamo, we just try not to talk about that part!😂
@demoskisame
2 жыл бұрын
i like that you took the time to get an ale8one just for kentucky XD
@Beorthere
2 жыл бұрын
As a "Republican" Mitch McConnell is a joke
@darthmaul216
2 жыл бұрын
He looks like a turtle and is as slow as one
@r1c0laa
2 жыл бұрын
I don't even consider myself Republican or Democratic, but I feel bad for you guys having to deal with Mitch McConnell's bs.
@chameleonfps
2 жыл бұрын
Shoot popped up in my feed perfect vid during lunch
@VoidKing666
2 жыл бұрын
The outages made me think, “Oh yeah, it’s all the same person.”
@cityhunterinak
2 жыл бұрын
as an Alaskan I'd like to take this opportunity to say I thought we heard the last of Sarah Palin and honestly thought she got eaten by a bear... I didn't read any news stories about the bear thing but a lot of stupid people in Alaska end up getting eaten by the wild life and like I said we haven't heard from her in a long time so maybe it was just wishful thinking
@richlayman5630
2 жыл бұрын
Funny. Lgtb is not mentioned in the bill once. Might as well call it the "i cant read" bill
@darthmaul216
2 жыл бұрын
Well Florida definitely can’t read
@rd6203
2 жыл бұрын
On the second page of a bill about education in Florida, there is an error that bugged me so much that I couldn't get more than a few lines past it before jumping back up to it and grumbling
@jd.wiegand
2 жыл бұрын
Why is California the moral high ground? 😂
@blatantlyalana4735
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like you should have the US Territories come visit the table one time
@MichielGroenewegen
2 жыл бұрын
I like NY. Remind me use Dutchies. So proud.
@jonanichols3621
2 жыл бұрын
Love these videos
@flackyjones3566
2 жыл бұрын
Midwest joins the table
@amymo9144
2 жыл бұрын
You do need to do one about delaware and vweekly traffic Joe jams.
@LuckyJ111
2 жыл бұрын
Im rewatching this and… i didn’t realize this is where i got the insult “Star Spangled Idiot” lmao
@Wickedklown768
2 жыл бұрын
Yo was that an Ale8? 😱 that's great
@duskmoss
2 жыл бұрын
No
@duskmoss
2 жыл бұрын
It’s ale81
@bsweat9230
2 жыл бұрын
I just love you! ❤️ You make being alive bearable....frfr....
@CD-cu9yr
2 жыл бұрын
Do Missouri joins the table!
@willosotherworld7109
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there was no government guy and all the states just argued with each other while being independent
@Adamdidit
2 жыл бұрын
So Europe circa 1200-1950ish. Wonder how long it'd take us to have 5 or 6 landmass spanning wars like they did.
@LtexprsGaming
2 жыл бұрын
You should have included the Nikki Haley impersonater Tulsi Gabbard saying that the Don't Say Gay didn't go far enough.
@-flick-1943
Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I herby apologize
@FallenVixen93
2 жыл бұрын
Love Alaska
@Alomtancos
Жыл бұрын
This. Just. Says. It. All.
@usmpiano
2 жыл бұрын
@Ben - big mistake in the middle. Publix is the largest employer in Florida and they have more than 3x as many employees as Disney. While I know Disney has a lot of contractors (I was one), they still don't make up to the 225,000 that Publix has.
@reginabillotti
2 жыл бұрын
... and Walmart has about 120k in Florida (according to their company website).
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