Joel O'Steen looks like Martin Short as Jack Frost.
@get8bit
4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what he looks like! I was gonna say a scrawny Carrot Top...
@RyanJamesTheNomad
4 жыл бұрын
Spot fucking on omg
@DoubleDoubleWithOnions
4 жыл бұрын
He really does.... "I must say."
@Optimusprimerib36
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@flcl64
4 жыл бұрын
Martin Short as Jerry Seinfeld.
@jethrowomber
3 жыл бұрын
Joel looks like the type of guy that would steal your wallet, just for your kids pictures.
@meadster308
Жыл бұрын
Keeps Jesus Juice chilled and in sippy cups.
@duncanedwards6461
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant comment 😅
@PaulRutherford-b6e
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, yeah I just see the picture of Joe on the beach and his deer Creek hanging out! Joe Rogan was talking about her on his podcast is pretty funny
@tylerao
4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Joel wouldn’t let hurricane victims in his church
@phanatic215
3 жыл бұрын
He's a multimillionaire preacher. That's blasphemous as fuck.
@jacklegg21
3 жыл бұрын
@@phanatic215 apparently it’s God’s will.
@theronraam23
2 жыл бұрын
That, and Justin Roiland prank calling the church as Rick Sanchez
@dt4676
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair that was only a story because f Christianity is the official stance of every institution
@AL13NM
4 жыл бұрын
Since covid-19 is most dangerous to the Elderly and the very Young, I'm especially worried about Ant and his girlfriends.
@OlviMasta77
4 жыл бұрын
zing!
@RossKempOnYourMum01
4 жыл бұрын
Rekt
@onslaughtmp
3 жыл бұрын
I love that even Ant would laugh at this lol
@peterbarrett5496
3 жыл бұрын
Very young? This is an old tweet. Also Anthony did end up getting covid and was fine
@spockskynet
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually not dangerous to the very young at all.
@meesterSmeeth4182
4 жыл бұрын
Never trust a man whose eyebrows don't go down. Leviticus 5:18
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
4 жыл бұрын
Nice name sir
@fortunekookimon4610
3 жыл бұрын
Never trust a man who always smiles. 😁
@WaldoBagelTopper
6 ай бұрын
"Put your eyebrows down" - Bill Burr vs Nick DiPaolo
@ammice
4 жыл бұрын
“Jesus was a cowboy in the 1800s” I just spit my drink 😆
@JDogggg69
4 жыл бұрын
Alvis from Sealab 2021
@neilbrown3359
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what days Joel olsteen visits his synagogue?
@MJAce85
Жыл бұрын
Monthly, when he drops off his tribute money
@thestorm99
4 жыл бұрын
Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Short's love child...
@hardpack187
3 жыл бұрын
ON CRACK!!
@johnnycole7990
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0mnicide
2 жыл бұрын
Hamdick Thundersnatch
@nocapbussin
3 жыл бұрын
Compound Ministries, with your Pastor, he was a governor, a fighter, a Navy SEAL, please give a warm welcome to... Pastor Jesse Ventura
@rschultz9492
Жыл бұрын
Osteen blinks more than Jim Norton. That's quite a feat.
@named2wice
4 жыл бұрын
Joel looks like he has a painting of himself as an 186 year old man in his basement
@notsure4648
4 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@dopeyjoe4822
4 жыл бұрын
Haha amazing. The portrait of joel Olsteen
@shortretort2729
4 жыл бұрын
Sign outside a confessional window: "Stop and tell, or go to Hell."
@williamsaling9648
4 жыл бұрын
Olsteen convinces people that he can distribute their charity better that they can. And he only takes a small percentage for his service. Sound familiar?
@alo4912
4 жыл бұрын
Rich vos
@williamsaling9648
4 жыл бұрын
@@alo4912 lol
@chiefslinginbeef3641
3 жыл бұрын
The govt
@eliezarsawesomechannel4917
2 жыл бұрын
The Clinton Foundation?
@zubileegluckgluck
3 жыл бұрын
My friend doesn't get the irony of her church's masks that say "Look what God has done!"
@paulfroelich1024
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha that's awesome
@mifigig
4 жыл бұрын
"He is so full of shit he has to close his eyes when he talks about god. " -Bill Burr
@matthewsnyder674
4 жыл бұрын
Will never forget that parting line from the preacher in S1 of True Detective, when Rust finds him a boozy mess of a mechanic, about to be suicided by the powers that be. "All my life I wanted to be closer to God. The only nearness? Silence." 🙌🏼
@MrMikegraham
4 жыл бұрын
That season was the best
@jlshel42
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds of the Ron and Fez clip where Earl said he gave up cheese for Lent, then amended it to cheddar cheese after he was caught eating pizza.
@meta1152
4 жыл бұрын
He blinks more than Lil Yimmy.
@robotsaysbeebooboop
4 жыл бұрын
Means he knows he's lying
@rhelferstay
4 жыл бұрын
@@robotsaysbeebooboop Yeah it's like what Bill Burr said about him. He has to blink so much to keep the bullshit from spewing out.
@jonyboyishere
4 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say that fuckin Ant is bringing back classic O&A feels... keep it up
@FredGee420
4 жыл бұрын
“By girls I mean boys.” -Little Jimmy Norton
@The_Lag_Monster
3 жыл бұрын
"He stinks and I don't like him!" - Dave Landau
@dereksteele291
3 жыл бұрын
uncle Paul
@mattcopernicus1140
4 жыл бұрын
“The Iranians have taken out 2 more oil tankers sir how should we respond?”... “send the Sea Org.”
@harlotteoscara686
4 жыл бұрын
Xenu, is that you? 👽
@estebanperez2557
3 жыл бұрын
He can't go under! Not with 40 body thetans!
@noahweikert9367
4 жыл бұрын
You two have the best chemistry
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
4 жыл бұрын
As a real Christian, I see right through this wolf in sheep’s clothing....
@JustusWaters
7 ай бұрын
I am a Christian and I love this. Christ was about peace and truth, not profit and gain. Olsteen is a charlatan grifting for "filthy lucre", as the Bible says. I miss this show.
@RadicallyFRUGAL
4 жыл бұрын
Thank You for making this difficult time bearable.
@MrHopeTelevision
4 жыл бұрын
Dave seems like a nice and honest guy.. i truly believe Anthony is rotting internally..
@thisaintmuhname1579
4 жыл бұрын
joel olstean looks exactly like ed grimly ( martin short) from Saturday night live.
@tolpacourt
4 жыл бұрын
Life is never calm and peaceful. Life is chaotic and unpredictable always.
@chiefslinginbeef3641
3 жыл бұрын
Shit man fancy seeing you here. I see you in live chat on a few channels these days.
@Dangit-Dangit
4 жыл бұрын
What a freaky looking dude. If I was religious, I'd swear he was the devil.
@shortretort2729
4 жыл бұрын
He is the spawn of Satan, the Father of lies. There's no truth in him.
@russellmcgaffin
4 жыл бұрын
Some people search for the truth while some just tilt their head back, mouth open eating whatever somebody else dumps in them.
@phanatic215
3 жыл бұрын
I dropped religion when I was a kid and my 7 year old sister died from leukemia, and those dumb fuck relatives said "it was God's plan". To kill a 7 year old and have my mom being a mental mess for months? God really planned that?
@elisunday7298
4 жыл бұрын
Joel reminds me of that preacher in the movie, there will be blood. Awesome movie.
@cbappa2
4 жыл бұрын
That's the one about that broad getting her period right?
@jlobiafra
4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough “there will be blood” was the working title for the movie Carrie
@Daniel-sf7yq
4 жыл бұрын
I heard his brother was much more intelligent
@pawlpoche8736
3 жыл бұрын
Great fuckin movie !
@ThomasWilson4
3 жыл бұрын
Best Movie in the last decade. I've watched it over 40 times.
@RonnieGreher
4 жыл бұрын
My 600lb prophet. That’s gold
@slovak4life1991
3 жыл бұрын
Dave does a wonderful Southern accent.
@rottdogg8926
4 жыл бұрын
Catholic Churches have Christ on the cross, Protestant churches don't. The cross is empty because the focus should be on the risen Christ not the one crucified.
@andrewlaco1776
4 жыл бұрын
I always knew Episcopalians were smarter. Henry VIII spent an expedition's worth of funds on Christmas one year. OG
@sirajaxl
4 жыл бұрын
Butter Brickle I have to agree. Even though the point is a ridiculous notion of scapegoating your sins onto another.
@rawheadrex1972
4 жыл бұрын
The word of god is clear. 1000 different denominations can’t be wrong lol.
@daveabrams7791
4 жыл бұрын
How about we take focus off of Imaginary things
@GerardPerry
4 жыл бұрын
@Butter Brickle No, the Resurrection is the entire point of the story.
@jessdckey7712
4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Anthony's good cousin.
@goldencheese7247
3 жыл бұрын
Undervalued comment. 😂😂
@No1JediJesus
4 жыл бұрын
That guy reminds me of the money lenders at the temple selling God while taken avantage of others good will
@tobysgamingworld1550
Жыл бұрын
Joel gets that audience because he literally never talks about God or the Bible. He’s Tony Robbins.
@drussell3358
4 жыл бұрын
You are the G.O.A.T sir
@IgnatiusCheese
3 жыл бұрын
One of the things Ant knows the least about and refuses to learn
@jerrodbutali3990
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing to learn, only indoctrinate.
@reasonablyserious
2 жыл бұрын
Joel Osteen isn't a christian, he's a grifter
@kb5509
Жыл бұрын
Why would you
@BoOgEdYmAn
Жыл бұрын
He could read a Harry Potter book and learn just as much
@murtaugh1761
Жыл бұрын
Can you answer why god gives kids cancer? Or better yet, why did he let my uncle get beaten and graped by his own father, to the point where he ended up unaliving himself?
@timothycormier3494
3 жыл бұрын
God and faith is one thing! Religion is a whole different thing! Religion is at times very embarrassing!! Religion distorts god!!
@brianboley870
4 жыл бұрын
As a Christian fellow Something is not right with this fella
@stevenleejobe
3 жыл бұрын
That the majority of people adhere to beliefs systems, that's the main reason that the human species can't get its shit together. As Douglas Murray has said regarding Islam, "we have to proceed at the pace of the slowest student in the class." But such applies to any at all religions. Great video!
@gigcleveland9740
2 жыл бұрын
It’s about faith . Free will . God gives us the free will to allow being locked down
@ubermensch6669
2 жыл бұрын
There’s about 15 books missing from the Bible and they said the same fable about Mithras the Persian just like jesus but 200 yrs before
@JimmyChangE16
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 y know what I don't understand??? After Taxes!!! 😅
@larky3487
4 жыл бұрын
Quite unfortunate that people who don't believe in God, always blame him for the bad things that happen. In saying that it is much more unfortunate that Joel Olsteen has such a huge platform its people like him living so extravagantly that hurt the message. So i dont blame nonbelievers if the tv preachers are your only point of reference. All I can say is that God is good...and we are the ones that are fallen. God isn't the cause of bad things that happen, but yes there are times that he doesn't intervene and allows it to happen.. He will never force himself on you. The more our pride gets in the way, and believe that WE are the answer then there's no need of God in our life, he'll make himself less present. Read 1John you'll see how he feels about false teachers, while at the same time you will see how much he loves you.
@Richard_John_Dick_Grayson
4 жыл бұрын
Amen sister.
@Firetrainer60
2 жыл бұрын
It's a bunch of kids stories that change depending on where you came from. If you were from the middle east you would be telling us to read the Quran. You just believe what you were raised to believe and are blind to common sense.
@jacobedwards4747
2 жыл бұрын
He's all powerful isn't he? So why does he allow evil in the world if he can just end it? Your beliefs are illogical.
@fodads
2 жыл бұрын
Amen Amen. thank you
@fodads
2 жыл бұрын
@@Firetrainer60 that's not true. Jesus Christ is real my friend. Mohammed is a proven false prophet and a murderer. Jesus is the true son of God. Jesus is alive buddy. it's true.
@hirkballs
3 жыл бұрын
Olsteen looks like the hydra monsters Val Kilmer fought in Willow.
@rschultz9492
Жыл бұрын
That guy is a villain straight out of the comic books.
@frankbonini9128
3 жыл бұрын
Churches Often Have Bingo, Raffles & Fairs/Carnivals & Heritage Festivals
@painkillerjones6232
4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons I'm a Deist.
@APAL880
Жыл бұрын
Look into the Orthodox Church.
@wickedfierce
4 жыл бұрын
Just put the whole damn show up. Can't watch anything on your site right now.
@allenhodges9803
3 жыл бұрын
It is the ultimate sleepcreep story , then the ultimate spin story then someone else raises his kid holy shit
@devlinallistair5147
3 жыл бұрын
Never trust a guy who smiles that much
@RealElMaximo
4 жыл бұрын
Compound Ministries, a subsidiary of St. Whackbag’s Episcopal Church
@rustjockey
4 жыл бұрын
Time for a fresh "farting preacher" video... and with the echo in that empty hall, you could have some great fun with it...
@tommajor6239
4 жыл бұрын
" I must say " lol Martin Short .
@crazypjk
4 жыл бұрын
is it me or does Joel look like a Martian Short SNL character?
@earthsucks9555
4 жыл бұрын
Martian Short SNL character?? What is he a Conehead or sumthin??
@johnspace1876
4 жыл бұрын
Tell Garrett to put some egg rolls in the server. It's 05:00 hrs and I'm still getting Error 502.
@JamesGalloway27
4 жыл бұрын
was this shot in anthony's house? sound engineer could come up on dave landau's sultry voice
@alexanderlumberjack
4 жыл бұрын
Mic isn't pointed at his mouth
@DoubleDoubleWithOnions
4 жыл бұрын
Who was their engineer? Hellen keller?
@capone609
4 жыл бұрын
Dave is going to finally going to have a grown ups’ haircut during this pandemic
@harlotteoscara686
4 жыл бұрын
The income tax exempt status is because the church is (allegedly) a non-profit entity that will spend its money on the public good like charities. They do pay other types of taxes, tho.
@tylerao
4 жыл бұрын
The only taxes they pay go to the Vatican
@jlobiafra
4 жыл бұрын
Damn at first I thought compound media was going to debate osteen via satellite
@606danco
4 жыл бұрын
Carlos M thats a waste of good satallite
@XSpector88
4 жыл бұрын
If the shit jumps off in November there's gonna be a hit squad looking for Joel Osteen, believe that.
@daleva187goligo
2 жыл бұрын
dude looks exactly like tim allen, like a younger shorter version of him... he's basically tim allen with jerry seinfeld's hair circa 1993
@MrPlebeia
3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Landau on Crowder currently talking about how he's some devote Christian now that Crowder is paying him 10x Cumia was is cringe.
@jookbj
4 жыл бұрын
Hey it's the Jack Frost from the Tim Allen Santa movie.
@milehigh1762
4 жыл бұрын
Joel looks so dam happy cause he's so dam rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@aaronwest1055
2 жыл бұрын
I would love to volunteer to give it a shot at explaining all of his questions about God! It'd be worth a shot.
@jokerproduction5135
4 жыл бұрын
Wow he looks like martin short
@2455-x7f
4 жыл бұрын
he looks like sam roberts
@calebray4168
2 жыл бұрын
Well the Bible never said that it’s tenets or Christ would be well represented amongst the followers 🤷🏽♂️. I’d have thought you’d have seen that answer coming.
@calebray4168
2 жыл бұрын
@@PlayNiceFolks lol clearly you don’t understand the religion or religions in general, or human nature. Zoom out, you’re too caught up in semantics. People say one thing and do another generally speaking, expecting anything different is just ignorant. Change that belief and you’ll see what I mean. Btw, I’m Christian because I believe in the ways of Jesus and that he was the pinnacle of human potential, not because I believe every word the Bible says.
@stevewilliams808
4 жыл бұрын
I'm considered by some folks to be an expert on Christianity, Anthony and Dave, and I'll take you up on your challenge to answer all your Theological questions. I've been studying it for almost 30 years, and head Reasonable Faith Honolulu. Let's do a zoom thing.
@fishharvester9434
9 ай бұрын
You can't be a expert in a religion. Even ppl with theology degrees don't claim to be experts. Most of you phonys take advantage of ppls desperate situations to get a buck out of them. You shouldn't even be tax exempt.
@optimisticallycynical.814
2 жыл бұрын
I miss the cohost before He Jumped on the crowder bandwagon pretending the religious people are strait edged
@2trains182
3 жыл бұрын
Shirley caesar or Steve Harvey are the only people who are going to get me into a church
@jawhitten
Жыл бұрын
This guy looks like the Martin Short character that never was
@rottdogg8926
4 жыл бұрын
Assuming that the CompoundMedia website is having technological issues that won't allow me to log-in? Never mess with God, you have been smoten!
@erikgriffin8794
4 жыл бұрын
Having same problem this morning. Switching to RiffTrax and watching new mst3k movies until they fix the issue
@JSG-mw4qr
4 жыл бұрын
Joel orstein looks like hes transitioning into carrot top
@DoubleDoubleWithOnions
4 жыл бұрын
Pre or post?
@sirtnfol8476
3 жыл бұрын
ive encountered big spending entitled preachers with no humility about it. and some that are slobs in their house and forgotten neglected luxury items that most of their congregation would have to finance for 5-20 years
@csquare6309
3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Cumia you gotta talk to Jesse lee Petterson
@notsure4648
4 жыл бұрын
Religion sucks. Jesus is legit though. Endless logic will not explain it. I've tried. It just is. Make the best of it. We live on a fallen world. We actually live in a matrix. Good times. It's not at all a joke. This reality I mean. Not a joke at all.
@sirajaxl
4 жыл бұрын
not sure Find a hobby to occupy some of your time.
@monkeykong6230
2 жыл бұрын
As a Bible reading, Jesus loving Christian, nobody will be deeper in hell for lying about God than Joel Olsteen.
@inomad
4 жыл бұрын
Website, RSS, and app are broken.
@paulfroelich1024
2 жыл бұрын
Joel's face is terrifying.
@raeray8245
2 жыл бұрын
A whale didnt really eat a guy? haha - how would you know? A guy was just spit out by a whale a couple months ago.
@ArcadiaOccult
10 ай бұрын
Oh sweet Goddess take the wheel!
@clayton4917
7 ай бұрын
The laws of God aren’t breakable. You break yourself against them.
@alexandermccabe556
3 жыл бұрын
why does joel osteen look like he is gonna cast some novice fire spells on me
@teaezra5916
4 жыл бұрын
“Didn’t God do this?” No, God created a perfect world and intended there to be no death. Adam and Eve ruined everything by defying Him and brought the curse of death through sin. And here we are. There is a lot of theology there but that’s the gist. Osteen teaches a soft gospel that will lead many to hell.
@michaelknight8243
4 жыл бұрын
It's all fake
@rawheadrex1972
4 жыл бұрын
So his first copies, his first editions of you will, couldn’t even keep it together? Not even the tenth generation, the eighth, the fifth. The very first generation of his creation fucked it up from the get go.
@jacobedwards4747
2 жыл бұрын
If god is all powerful and all knowing than he knew that Eve would defy him. So he basically created us to toy with us and create a world full of suffering? You honestly believe that?
@teaezra5916
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobedwards4747 he is the alpha and the omega. The beginning and end. So yes. He knew what would happen. But the point is Eve had a choice. We all do. We all have God given free will. If Eve didn’t sin, someone eventually would have. That’s what makes this existence so perfect. God wants us to freely choose him. If we abide in him there is relationship, security and salvation.
@jacobedwards4747
2 жыл бұрын
@@teaezra5916 Nice job avoidiing the point, so basically he's a mad scientist fucking with us and demanding we worship him or else we're tortured for eternity? Yeah that sounds like something that should be worshipped.
@fry9700
4 жыл бұрын
This guy always seems to me like a movie character, the stereo typical televangelist. Maybe something in a sketch on Saturday night live, I can’t take him seriously.
@raeray8245
2 жыл бұрын
Its not Gods fault... It was free will & choice that brought on all the evil and tragedy. God takes what is awful and makes good out of it- he does not make the evil.
@kingofallmediums2123
Жыл бұрын
His tornadoes 🌪 are quite fun! 😮
@WilliamWallace-jn1vn
4 жыл бұрын
How much did Joel pay to have Strahan there? These people are gross
@ezballpython
4 жыл бұрын
omg killing it.........
@thyninja17
4 жыл бұрын
God doesn't have to control over the planet one way or the other good or evil a man has free will
@kingofallmediums2123
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s why he created COVID, earthquake, tornadoes 🌪, cancers, heart disease 🦠 etc. Free Will 😂
@ubermensch6669
2 жыл бұрын
What Joel olsteen is doing is Anthony Robbins but with a religious angle ,it’s self help Christianity
@nichi8404
4 жыл бұрын
Talk to a Muslim instead & see what happens. That's a religious person.
@606danco
4 жыл бұрын
NICHI well what would happen then
@michaelgallone7409
Жыл бұрын
Yeah what ?
@brandonobaza8610
4 жыл бұрын
The Bible is God's "If I Did It".
@TheresaPowers
4 жыл бұрын
stupid.
@JeffTheDudeAbides
4 жыл бұрын
Chahlie told me "get outta hehr OJ!!!"
@charles67198
3 жыл бұрын
Where did this blood come from? Was I nailed to a cross?
@pawlpoche8736
3 жыл бұрын
Why every preacher looks incredibly weird and wicked...WTF is up with that? Look at Kenneth Copeland! Creflo Dollar!
@Fisk4life
8 ай бұрын
31:09 kills me everytime!
@JeffTheDudeAbides
4 жыл бұрын
He charges people a fortune to sit in the front rows every Sunday
@briancrawford69
Жыл бұрын
People will say he does all of those things to test your faith or something like that
@haydendivine8412
4 жыл бұрын
Leah's book is amazing if you want to know how fucked up Scientology really is. Should get her on the show. Have you seen her Rogan interview. She's cool as fuck.
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