Bruh he is tortured in the underworld for all eternity because he tried to steal Persephone from Hades
@ori-onyxvyntarz3276
3 жыл бұрын
6:19
@mehedi1178
3 жыл бұрын
Tommyinnit: build girlfriend.
@jadedpotato1574
3 жыл бұрын
Warlord Mehedi oh my god HAHAHA
@fluffybunny3925
3 жыл бұрын
@@kirailove4207 I think that was his friend who he helped steal Persephone, Theseus wanted 12 y/o Helen of Troy
@icspps
3 жыл бұрын
Techno missed his calling as a Greek Mythology Teacher.
@novv__
3 жыл бұрын
he would be the most interesting teacher ever
@margaret3685
3 жыл бұрын
I would want him to be my Greek Mythology teacher
@yes3365
3 жыл бұрын
@@margaret3685 who wouldnt
@jadegreenleaf781
3 жыл бұрын
@@yes3365 orphans
@shadowYT-st1dk
3 жыл бұрын
@@jadegreenleaf781 then he would be the second and third worse thing that happened to orphans
@guardian5175
3 жыл бұрын
“Hubris is a flaw and i am perfect. Therefore i don’t have hubris.” I love this line with a passion LMAOO
@BugBestieLily
3 жыл бұрын
Why does tecnoblade feel like a drunk history teacher
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
5 ай бұрын
ADHD
@koathekid8255
4 ай бұрын
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBombamen
@Chilldays-vz1vq
9 күн бұрын
how do you know his secrets?
@ashkecha3501
3 жыл бұрын
I like how Technoblade thinks having a Greek great-grandmother he never met could give him superpowers
@ukiyo_chip3750
3 жыл бұрын
tf you mean "thinks" it gave him superpowers >:(
@Magnus-we7ch
3 жыл бұрын
@@ukiyo_chip3750 The power of selling out his channel in front of 10 other streamers and getting away whit it XD
@expressly_art6572
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He is the Blood God. (By the way, where did that title come from?)
@flareblitzen8857
3 жыл бұрын
@@expressly_art6572 wasn’t it a Minecraft tournament when he said “blood for the blood god).
@expressly_art6572
3 жыл бұрын
@@flareblitzen8857 maybe? I'll have to check
@trueaidooo
3 жыл бұрын
"Zeus is the god of feminism" is possibly the most ridiculous statement he's ever said
@cinnamoony3996
3 жыл бұрын
that hurt me
@emperorkaine7041
3 жыл бұрын
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUSSSS!!!
@s4b521
3 жыл бұрын
Techno's deadpan humour kills me every time
@dividualizer
3 жыл бұрын
@@emperorkaine7041 basically how 95% of Greek Myths started
@darkmoonsyndrome8167
3 жыл бұрын
More like Artemis
@yellow7977
2 жыл бұрын
21:50 Yes, Achilles and Patroclus. Their *friendship* was so strong that they kissed each other and Achilles’ one wish was that their ashes were mixed together Historians wish their homies had that bond like that too!!! 🥶🥶😪😪
@joshannie3723
2 жыл бұрын
Omg I was finding this comment yes they had such a good friendship especially that night in the cave 🌚🌝
@zizzy-kitty
Жыл бұрын
They were such good roommates!
@atomicalec8759
Жыл бұрын
Totally not steamy in there.
@consipracynico
5 ай бұрын
and there's even an excerpt from before the war of troy that talks about them kissing i think
@Raven-The-Dead-Guy
4 ай бұрын
@@joshannie3723What happened in the cave 😰
@nyankoizumi739
2 жыл бұрын
love how you can tell he really likes this subject and is a greek mythology nerd because even when he's talking about it during lore, he says country but stops and takes a second to clarify it was actually a "city state". like, his voice changes as well and it's honestly a mood
@Iliadic
7 ай бұрын
Nah, he was doing English.@@angelmatesmolan
@panther-nk2hn
7 ай бұрын
@@Iliadic Well English was his major in college, but that means little. He could still very well love Greek mythology, and he dropped out of college anyway.
@honeyjar2970
3 жыл бұрын
*Techno:* "i never knew my greek grandma so I could be a semi demi god" *Me:* you are LITERALLY known as the Blood God
@flashbang2279
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashytemehn1904 HE IS THY BLOOD GOD
@rainingcatsandjune
3 жыл бұрын
Z A G R E U S
@tornadotaylor8956
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashytemehn1904 he is the blood god
@auxchar
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the prefix "techno" as it's used today comes from the Greek word "techne", which means "art, skill, craft, or the way, manner, or means by which a thing is gained". "Blade", on the other hand, is of Germanic origin, coming from a word used to refer to the leaf of a plant.
@superspicy8740
3 жыл бұрын
@@auxchar so his name is artisticleaf or warleaf
@fmratio8327
3 жыл бұрын
Him: telling that paris story Me the entire time: aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite aphrodite ... He totally forgot Hellen
@crimsocinth
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@redmilk256
3 жыл бұрын
Casually forgetting the war started because Aphrodite stole a princess...
@fmratio8327
3 жыл бұрын
@@redmilk256 YES (also team Helen did nothing wrong and is the only braincell on Troy's side)
@audreybrown5536
3 жыл бұрын
18:40
@nienel
3 жыл бұрын
@@fmratio8327 she let big man Paris steal her when she was married to some guy called menelaus
@perry2921
3 жыл бұрын
"The gods are butthurt, they're always butthurt", one of my most favorite lines from Techno.
@Soyphia
Жыл бұрын
After the news today, I can’t help but come back to this video. One of the main reasons I watched technoblade was because I love Greek mythology. RIP the man, the myth, the legend.
@joanmaylipiao4480
Жыл бұрын
same R.I.P
@frommars6887
Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe it’s been two months already
@hannacsernyi6331
Жыл бұрын
Happy to hear I'm not the only one who keeps coming back here :))
@mxghann963
7 ай бұрын
Me, i miss him and came back to this video because I remember watching it two years ago.
@lisawang6711
5 ай бұрын
Zeus had so many wife’s
@bettynoire5944
3 жыл бұрын
i feel like technoblade from the way he worded the story’s was IN these story’s, like he WATCHED them go down, I can just think of little techno watching this happen and is like “man when I’m older I’m gunna make SO MUCH money from these story’s”
@crowwasnthere
3 жыл бұрын
honestly i woulnt be surprised lmao
@sheryldomingo322
3 жыл бұрын
I mean he sounded like he was there.
@ybzero
3 жыл бұрын
Well yes, he is the God of Blood.
@bettynoire5944
3 жыл бұрын
@@ybzero thats what i mean
@nonresidentaliennotengaged9741
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody calls me an idiot and gets away with it but you still getting my like
@Jack-zz7bc
3 жыл бұрын
Techno has earned my permanent respect for calling him Heracles instead of Hercules.
@elisedutcher4923
3 жыл бұрын
Yep same
@soggybread4083
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@-highq
3 жыл бұрын
He can only truly earn the respect for that if he calls him Alcaeus
@ogaboga6496
3 жыл бұрын
@@-highq The Great Mighty Al
@amicosayshi865
3 жыл бұрын
He could remember Heracles but not Hera lmao
@jericalocke9136
3 жыл бұрын
OMG Techno missing Eret declaring war on King George due to rummaging in his room for an old Greek Mythology textbook to tell chat stories is prime Old God energy
@Jane_8319
9 ай бұрын
“‘Cause y’know Zeus is the God of Feminism” UNDERRATED JOKE
@Em-uw5te
3 жыл бұрын
It's Techno confusing Artemis and Aphrodite for me lmao
@ballisticbee6001
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a maiden goddess and a goddess of beauty being mixed up. I love it
@lou-ep8tr
3 жыл бұрын
@@ballisticbee6001 like it's a story abt fighting over who is the most beautiful of course Aphrodite is involved
@adooryou9197
3 жыл бұрын
and forgetting Hera
@nonah8812
3 жыл бұрын
Aphrodite will smite him..
@averagegenzguy2751
3 жыл бұрын
Really wouldn't go well for him
@ffletch
3 жыл бұрын
I actually want a Greek myths podcast from Techno now ETA: Are y'all genuinely stupid or something? I made this comment a LONG time before he passed away. I'm constantly getting notifications from people saying that it's too late for that. No shit, y'all.. It's so disrespectful to him to be like "🤓☝️ uh well" all the time at a comment made almost a year before he passed.
@flashbang2279
3 жыл бұрын
yesssss
@roaringthunder115
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ryzzabaldovieso3922
3 жыл бұрын
ONLYHIT SHOW OPPORTUNITY
@chextheroyalbastard3495
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@vc_whatever
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@Seto_KaibaX
Жыл бұрын
It appears the child or grandchild of a Demi-God is called a Legacy... Yup Alexander Technoblade is definitely a Legacy.
@leuxiya
Жыл бұрын
i mean... the "25% greek" part may cofirm that...
@xoFyxoL
5 ай бұрын
Legacy, what is a legacy? Its planting seeds in a garden you never get to see
@s0livagant_
5 ай бұрын
@@leuxiyaYO REALLY??
@oscarglad5284
Ай бұрын
Explains why he died so young, he had greek hero blood. Truly unfortunate
@unknownpasta8103
2 жыл бұрын
I listen to this to sleep I listen to him when I was most Vulnerable it feels like he was a friend I'll miss him
@LuckyAngel_girl
Жыл бұрын
it's already been FOUR months?!
@epikfox8234
Жыл бұрын
@@LuckyAngel_girl 6 now
@epikfox8234
Жыл бұрын
He was too young and his personality never changed… He had so much potential but it’s good to know that he had good supporters and friends by his side
@LuckyAngel_girl
Жыл бұрын
@@epikfox8234 ...wow-Time really flies..Half a year passed-
@robertchaney2704
3 жыл бұрын
Overly Sarcastic Productions should invite Technoblade over for an episode of miscellaneous myths
@cortneylane200
3 жыл бұрын
Yess
@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Red would be losing her damn mind
@Hazyla
3 жыл бұрын
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME
@micah8439
3 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@blep8671
3 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen
@penguinstarlette4028
3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to write a story about Techno being part blood god, honestly
@safiarter201
3 жыл бұрын
Hes not part blood god, HE IS THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@meenauwu4274
3 жыл бұрын
I think there is an au about Minecraft KZitemrs being gods, it ain't a story yet but there's fanarts about it XD
@jcs6387
3 жыл бұрын
Zagreus from the game Hades is often referred to as a god of blood.
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld
3 жыл бұрын
Part Ares
@EBPeridot
3 жыл бұрын
Techno is actually a quarter god
@gooddoggo5875
Жыл бұрын
I miss technoblade so much that it feels wrong being happy without him. Maybe if I go to college I'll take mythology or something.
@ellielittle6681
Жыл бұрын
i hope he’s learning about greek mythology wherever he is now
@tickledeggz
Жыл бұрын
He went to the Elysian Ffeilds with all the other heroes.
@Samurai-2009-
5 ай бұрын
@@tickledeggzyes indeed
@Nightskywing-pp3mr
5 ай бұрын
He IS a Greek god of blood (blood god wooo) and he overruled Zeus (that’s why snow took me out of school)
@ton4906
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a fan of historal stuff or mythology, but if it's explained like this... Count me in, even when it's my free day
@FakeRedHead811
3 жыл бұрын
Then my friend. I introduce you toooooooo!! PERCY JACKSON!
@sheryldomingo322
3 жыл бұрын
@@FakeRedHead811 NO, percy jackson fans NO.
@halfcorruptedrubberduck7833
3 жыл бұрын
@@FakeRedHead811 fuck Percy Jackson ain't no technoblade
@juno2884
3 жыл бұрын
May I introduce you toooooooo Overly Sarcastic Productions. It's basically this video, but as a whole channel
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld
3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of TierZoo
@mirunai4295
3 жыл бұрын
i could listen to techno speak abt greek mythtology for literal hours
@tornadotaylor8956
3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him talk about anything
@crimsocinth
3 жыл бұрын
Or you could read percy jackson, thats fun too 😀👌
@thatoneguyontheinternet4639
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to have a Technoblade podcast where he just talks about Greek mythology, even though I know most of them
@onlyynari
3 жыл бұрын
No cuz fr. I actually could listen for hours and be so interested. Idk how he does it but I love listening
@angelmorningstar2902
2 жыл бұрын
I am writing a essay listening to this
@CuddleCuttlefish
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who also has ADHD (I'm assuming most know, but for those who don't, Techno has it), hearing him try to retell stories and bits of trivia he remembers.. Is so god damn relatable. It's like hearing myself. You remember the story itself, but just can't recall the small details like names and stuff, and then you break up the flow of the story trying to remember the name 😂.
@Samurai-2009-
5 ай бұрын
As a person also with ADHD I can confirm that is relatable
@zero-dv5cv
4 ай бұрын
i don't know if this is an adhd thing
@Samurai-2009-
4 ай бұрын
@@zero-dv5cv I get what you mean not everyone needs to have ADHD to relate to struggling to retell stories and bits of information but sometimes it nice to find others with similar struggles that a person with ADHD has. I’m not sure if I worded that correctly but I hope you get what I mean
@zero-dv5cv
4 ай бұрын
@@Samurai-2009- yeah i can understand that
@pastaslut
Жыл бұрын
i miss him so much, it just hit me that we’ll never hear him tell another story of greek mythology again. i love rewatching his vods for comfort now, but it always makes me feel sad
@ArunickMC
Жыл бұрын
i feel the same.. watching these vods helps me a bit
@mxghann963
7 ай бұрын
Why i came back, a year later
@anoldflame5595
3 жыл бұрын
"I could be a.. semi demi god."
@perry2921
3 жыл бұрын
Well there's almost no doubt that he is the blood god
@exwhyzgaming8996
3 жыл бұрын
ItS cAlLeD a LeGaCy Of A gOd
@Lucas-ym6fn
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a quarter blood for gods sake
@perry2921
2 жыл бұрын
@Daiwik Poojary I was talking about the concept of doubt, some people may not see him as the blood god, for we true believers seem like fakes to those of the non enlightened.
@bubbletea695
2 жыл бұрын
@@exwhyzgaming8996 HoO?
@kellyg2635
3 жыл бұрын
"So many people died because Paris was a simp."
@exwhyzgaming8996
3 жыл бұрын
And Helen was a Slut
@bunnitrap9139
3 жыл бұрын
@@exwhyzgaming8996 shiiiii 😳
@qwffy3819
3 жыл бұрын
Girl got kidnapped by a god/simp 😰👍🏻
@arjun8343
3 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not wrong, it would have all been avoided if Paris hadn’t ran away with helen
@Ragazaloth
3 жыл бұрын
@@exwhyzgaming8996 how the fuck do you expect her to do anything when she's kidnapped by a literal god
@ameliaburned
2 жыл бұрын
The comfort this gives me. You will be missed technoblade.
@lindze8075
2 жыл бұрын
i’m back here for comfort. we’ll love you forever and forever remember the impact you had on our lives. “technoblade never dies” will be carved in our heart forever because you will never die in our hearts. rest easy
@Magnus-we7ch
3 жыл бұрын
Guys give this person a little love. He took his time to find this all and put it together. Enjoyed it a lot. Thanks Aybit
@dogocatostudios8719
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Aybit!
@abby4684
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Aybit
@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
3 жыл бұрын
Aybit is lowkey a godsend
@lulatilly2056
3 жыл бұрын
This comment has more likes than at it has subs, SUBSCRIBE TO AYBIT
@arianvixal7143
3 жыл бұрын
AYE AYE
@aurelievincenot7520
3 жыл бұрын
Can we acknowledge how techno never unpacked his backpack from college...
@tidepod2004
3 жыл бұрын
Yes we can. And idk h o w that is p o s s i b l e
@tidepod2004
3 жыл бұрын
It's even more impressive he still can find it IN LIKE ONE MINUTE
@pizzac5931
3 жыл бұрын
I thought keeping the backpack intact was normal tho
@allymarch7132
2 жыл бұрын
@@pizzac5931 not usually when you dropped out
@sts0klrv
2 жыл бұрын
@@allymarch7132 thats the most adhd thing i can ever imagine lol 🤧✋
@willhenrybeck265
6 ай бұрын
Rip for technoblade May we always remember him😢
@bennyopg20075
7 ай бұрын
Techno was a semi god, now he became one , bless him
@Fionapoland
7 ай бұрын
Fr🕊️
@roo3894
3 жыл бұрын
**me listening to this to feel less lonely**
@honeyjar2970
3 жыл бұрын
Omg me too this is the first time quarantine starts to hit me
@alphalupus7527
3 жыл бұрын
Well now your less alone!
@streamerbtw6003
3 жыл бұрын
weeb
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
3 жыл бұрын
@@honeyjar2970 I already escape from reality so much that this feels the same
@cayleemonster
3 жыл бұрын
ahhh same
@Charzard9582
3 жыл бұрын
I'm legit listening to this to do school work and it's actually working
@popularatom463
3 жыл бұрын
so how did the paper work out
@Charzard9582
3 жыл бұрын
@@popularatom463 good actually I actually did school
@alaritheaurora5971
3 жыл бұрын
Successfully idiocy Aka: my life
@flashbang2279
3 жыл бұрын
@@Charzard9582Task failed successfully
@if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716
3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW HE NEEDS TO MAKE A PODCAST I SWEARTOGOD
@Nick-dc1bu
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Techno hasn’t unpacked his backpack from college
@justchaotic.
3 жыл бұрын
"They didn't use Discord back then, they used Skype" Lmao, boomer.
@averyswondrousworld542
3 жыл бұрын
These clips give me the sense that Technoblade is actually just an immortal and he’s just trying to remember stories from when he was *_actually there,_*
@concept5631
3 жыл бұрын
Well of course he was there. He's secretly --Khorne-- *Ares,* the War God after all.
@blammmed
3 жыл бұрын
@@concept5631 khorne?
@concept5631
3 жыл бұрын
@@blammmed Khorne.
@Gl0mmy-
2 жыл бұрын
@@concept5631 Yep- Khrone fits
@johnford902
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite interpretation, and my favorite frame for Tech’s existence.
@liamyoudontgettoknow8269
3 жыл бұрын
21:41 in paris’s defense, he was not TOLD his new girlfriend would already be married. aphrodite just told him “the prettiest girl in the kingdom” or something, and did not think to include this girl was already married, let alone to the KING.
@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
3 жыл бұрын
Mhm.
@wowliker642
3 жыл бұрын
THE SPARTAN KING, MENELAUS OF SPARTA.
@ceevenherrera4382
3 жыл бұрын
Paris trolled us
@Feu_Ghost
3 жыл бұрын
Not only in the kingdom (each city is his own kingdom), Aphrodite say In The WORLD
@fiatgemma
2 жыл бұрын
Paris was honestly a very self-centered person though so even if he knew he would probably have still agreed because he believed that he should have anyone he wanted, and he didn't even think Helen was good enough for him. Aphrodite was the one he believed was good enough for him, but she denied him, and he only stood Helen because aphrodite believed her a good fit for him. And when you think about it, all of his self-centered-ness started when the goddesses deemed him worthy enough to judge their beauty. Im not arguing or anything lmao, I'm just sharing what I remember so I might not be completely accurate.
@Grace-ol2id
2 жыл бұрын
“Which mythological hero wasn’t terrible” Achilles. Odysseus. Neither one raped or kids kidnapped women. They just loved someone and wanted to get back to them
@IcyNinja797
9 ай бұрын
Technoblade: I'm 25% Greek, I'm technically a semi demi god Me: BLOOD FOR THE SEMI DEMI BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!
@seasianly
3 жыл бұрын
i love how techno enjoys talking about greek mythology a lot it's fun to listen to him
@HER_Only_sIN
3 жыл бұрын
"Wait-wait-wait lemme find my backpack from college" *Background rustling noises intensify* "Do I STILL HAVE THE SACRED TEXTS"
@stick8421
2 жыл бұрын
rip technoblade... see you in the afterlife Alex.
@dezydotexe
Жыл бұрын
Hearing Technoblade talk about Greek mythology so passionately was what I found so endearing, he truly was a god himself when you think about it. RIP Technoblade, Technoblade never dies in our hearts ❤
@LofiiCow
Жыл бұрын
RIP
@juniperberry9210
3 жыл бұрын
We named our cat Paris because Paris killed Achilles, and he likes to attack your heels when you try and walk up the stairs. Paris killed Achilles, and humans have the Achilles heel. Make sense yet?
@superduper1456
3 жыл бұрын
yes it does and that is fantastic. Might steal that if I ever get a cat that acts like that.
@Hazyla
3 жыл бұрын
That awesome. That’s the best thing ever. That’s second to someone naming their cat yardstick because he only had 3 feet
@shellyyy3945
3 жыл бұрын
That is genuinely amazing
@pizzac5931
3 жыл бұрын
You've earned my respect.
@breab379
3 жыл бұрын
That is genius
@AlsoHurtStreak
3 жыл бұрын
Techno constantly hitting his head in game keeps making me flinch damn
@flashbang2279
3 жыл бұрын
same, idk how he's hitting his head though do you jump like 1.01 blocks up i always thought it was one because I don't make ceilings like that.
@thetechnovoid
2 жыл бұрын
@@flashbang2279 you actually jump around 1.2499 in 1.8 (1.25 in 1.12+) and the minecraft character is like 1.8125 blocks tall (i think?) so yea
@opgods2885
4 ай бұрын
I miss him man. Still check yt notifications to see if he's finally livestreaming or if he's uploaded a year and a half later.
@itsmekjt
3 жыл бұрын
techno referring to the Argonauts as a 'cross over episode with all the Greek demigods and heroes' pretty much sums it up perfectly.
@e1lmoose
3 жыл бұрын
Eret: george is trying to become the new king of the SMP, will you join me in stopping him? Techno: BRO WHERE IS MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY BOOK
@joejonasfromcamprock886
2 жыл бұрын
DO I HAVE THE ANCIENT TEXTS
@L.W.74
3 жыл бұрын
Rips to Eret whispering to Techno as he is giving the chat a mythology lesson
@user-wx6in4yu5m
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@shibalol1969
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-wx6in4yu5m near the start LOL it was when he was looking for the greek mythology book he had
@L.W.74
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-wx6in4yu5m 3:30
@user-wx6in4yu5m
3 жыл бұрын
@@L.W.74 thank you!
@Tapsonautt
5 ай бұрын
Glad to know I'm not the only nerd still looking at his content :)
@GulkLump
5 ай бұрын
10:43 This aged like an onion under my eye. Rest well our Last Demi-Semi god.
@Dra0125
5 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@sheevpalprotein9132
3 жыл бұрын
If Technoblade does any non-Minecraft content he's got to check out Hades, it's a great indie game and has one of my favorite interpretations of the Greek Pantheon. It's also from Supergiant Games, the developers of Bastion.
@no0b_27
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard of that game! What’s it about if I may ask?
@Iycoris
3 жыл бұрын
@@no0b_27 it’s a roguelike where you play as Zagreus-Hades’ son and prince of the underworld-and basically just repeatedly attempt to escape the underworld as the story slowly unfolds with your progression and each attempt/death. The narrative is p similar to an rpg where you unlock characters’ stories over time through interaction/progression.
@no0b_27
3 жыл бұрын
@@Iycoris sounds cool! Thanks!
@roaringthunder115
3 жыл бұрын
True
@keycannot
3 жыл бұрын
@@no0b_27 its basically zelda: breath of the wild but with greek gods
@otakukid154
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is the only guy in the world who could actually make me pay attention in class.
@k-4234
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@probablyjade
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine he becomes your english teacher-
@alex2005z
Жыл бұрын
He would be the one not paying attention
@bee_gorl
2 жыл бұрын
O7 king, this video is helping a lot with coping 😔 r.i.p.
@PuffleBuns
2 жыл бұрын
When technoblade becomes a grandpa he's going to start spewing half-correct greek mythology to his grandchildren and anyone who is willing to listen.
@tori1897
Жыл бұрын
yeah…. If only
@bluecolor7215
Жыл бұрын
This... aged badly
@steptimusheap8860
3 жыл бұрын
There are so many things in this. QUARTERS FOR THE QUARTER GOD
@cuttlefishhh
3 жыл бұрын
WOTCHA SEP (Lmao sorry I don’t think I’ve ever met another septimus heap fan in the wild before XD)
@walt33743
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated chat message saying Techno was Ares' boar from Lightning Thief
@bookowrminspace1813
2 жыл бұрын
THAT IS GENIUS
@badkitty73
4 күн бұрын
I can’t believe they would say that poor Percy
@jellyjane6930
Жыл бұрын
It hurts when I think about how I will never get to listen to Technoblade nerd out about Greek mythology on one of his streams ever again.
@justme3048
Жыл бұрын
I wish you were still here Rest In Peace techno and thank you for everything I hope you can make people happy in heaven like you did us fly high king 👑 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES cause your a LEGEND.
@Kn1feShift
3 жыл бұрын
*"WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!"*
@cizeek9748
3 жыл бұрын
Of course! They left Phil on that island for 10 years, so he got bored and did his hardcore series!
@reesaconcha7356
2 жыл бұрын
THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!!
@_KP_Studios_
Жыл бұрын
After techno's passing We will tell his legacy for the next 3,000 years now
@DaPinguin
Жыл бұрын
Let's all just say farewell to the best youtuber that made us happy during bad days and making our days and he will never die becuase he is always in our hearts and becuase TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
@_soop__
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, my mom just walked in and hear "Tommy and Theseus wouldn't be caut dead respecting woman. They can be called many things but not simps" She just gave me this confused glare and called him a idiot
@luna_h0p35
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being grammar police but *caught
@twoody7587
3 жыл бұрын
@@luna_h0p35 that's the only issue you noticed?
@luna_h0p35
3 жыл бұрын
@@twoody7587 at the time yes but there’s also either *heard or *hears
@twoody7587
3 жыл бұрын
@@luna_h0p35 and women, and an
@luna_h0p35
3 жыл бұрын
@@twoody7587 I don’t see where the an comes in
@meeper46
3 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, didn’t Theseus mess it up for himself? I believe he left Ariadne alone on an island after she helped him. And didn’t he also kill his son Hippolytus (under influence from Aphrodite)? There were other factors, but I forget them
@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes that one time he tried kidnapping Persephone with his best bud
@meeper46
3 жыл бұрын
@@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 then he got trapped while his friend died (though I think Hercules later saved Theseus and when he got back to his kingdom, it did not look well for him)
@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
3 жыл бұрын
@@meeper46 Oh right yeah Heracles tried to save both of them but in the end he only saved Theseus and as for Pirithous, Hades was like 'bruh not t h i s o n e.'
@sirensong1794
3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed a little when Techno decided to use Theseus as an example for a hero wrongly banished because Theseus was kind of a dick. He got banished for a reason, y’know!
@theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirensong1794 ngl I actually considered calling Tommy as Jason from Jason and the Argonauts but Jason himself is quite unlucky and died all alone. We're settling for Theseus.
@ANGELDEV1L
2 жыл бұрын
rewatching this cuz i miss him so fucking much
@mirinaie9087
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace king :((
@chextheroyalbastard3495
3 жыл бұрын
“Hubris is a flaw and I am *perfect* “ Ya know what.. I want to have this confidence
@cleanharry3770
2 жыл бұрын
You don’t, trust me
@alex2005z
Жыл бұрын
"The secret to confidence is just to fake it. Forever." -Technoblade
@tesstempert4065
3 жыл бұрын
technoblade: i think artemis? me: nO (it was aphrodite im currently reading the illiad)
@bobmcfattie56
3 жыл бұрын
Yh, Artemis is a maiden goddess, lol
@Hazyla
3 жыл бұрын
@@bobmcfattie56 ikr I died when I heard that considering she’s so opposite to Aphrodite
@no0b_27
3 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain when he said Artemis
@crimsocinth
3 жыл бұрын
*hears artemis* *dies in pjo kid*
@ghuletanush
3 жыл бұрын
try reading rick riordan
@brooklynnwhite452
Жыл бұрын
I miss him so much..
@Nlghtwire
2 жыл бұрын
TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES in my heart and the fans he has
@tialahharris4030
3 жыл бұрын
Literally Perseus is the only Greek hero that didn’t die horribly lol
@MsWatismyname
3 жыл бұрын
There are some lesser known heroes that actually have somewhat decent deaths. For example Teukros who fought together with Aias during the battle of troye. Sure he was exiled (because he didnt avenge Aias' death - a suicide), but he then founded a city on Cyprus. Lived a decent live there.
@blammmed
3 жыл бұрын
@@MsWatismyname aias the telamonios?
@MsWatismyname
3 жыл бұрын
@@blammmed might be yes. Im not quire sure anymore.
@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034
2 жыл бұрын
He died at a late age because someone threw him of a cliff I think
@randomrise1st72
2 жыл бұрын
@@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034 How can you die of age AND die of being thrown out of a cliff???
@Xezian
3 жыл бұрын
Techno is right in that myths are memes, strictly speaking, the term meme was invented by Richard Dawkins as the idea equivalent of genes, bassically a meme is an idea that is passed on or spreads like genes or a disease/virus. Ideas essentially reproduce and breed with each other, creating new ideas or just existing only to perpetuate themselves. We even see this in internet memes which are like a semi-controlled environment of memes, where people purposefully create new ones, modify and mix existing ones, and spread them around. Think about all the variations of wojak or the cover yourself in oil meme, these are perfect examples as memes that have descended from other memes and made new ones and spread themselves. Myths spread in a similar way, and over time they’ve mixed with other stories until we got the versions were familiar with now, and we’ve been introduced to most of these myths through new mediums that also changed the story. These are ideas that have spread, reproduced, been mixed or essentially bred with each other, to perpetuate themselves and spread farther.
@mistletoecanary
3 жыл бұрын
“The memes...”
@kaboomgaming4255
3 жыл бұрын
Whoa.
@perry2921
3 жыл бұрын
You must be fun at parties (kinda seriously)
@gerritgroenenboom4423
3 жыл бұрын
I totally read all that.
@foxtrot2284
2 жыл бұрын
Reading this late at night after doing math all day and I have to admit I’ve read this over 10 times and I still can’t understand this. I did to much stuff for college math today you killed me
@brie1370
Жыл бұрын
I miss this
@LeviAckermann13
Жыл бұрын
I will come back to these videos every time i miss him. That'll be alot...
@felipeluna9597
3 жыл бұрын
Gilgamesh being a 2/3 demigod isn't because they messed up the math its just because he was so divine he had 2/3 divine blood not the traditional 1/2 divine blood of the Greeks, Gilgamesh was Mesopotamian so its different for him
@Persivefire
3 жыл бұрын
He's just built different
@youknowihadtodoittoem3579
3 жыл бұрын
it's because he could tell the difference between salt and sugar
@oscarpines7927
3 жыл бұрын
@@youknowihadtodoittoem3579 its because he told God's to fuck off and it kinda worked.
@clarehidalgo
3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he like 2/3 god because of some weird belief that if someone helps during birth they have some sort of claim/influence over the child?
@usernamessuck937
3 жыл бұрын
Theseus and Tommy are like the exact same :) and it’s actually really interesting
@shellyyy3945
3 жыл бұрын
Had tommy ever been in the syndicate I feel his code name would HAVE to be theseus
@dizzy_soda5373
2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why people think they're similar? I've read the minotaur several times but I don't see how theseus is similar to Tommy /gen
@dearjaredkleinman2104
2 жыл бұрын
I hope he is comfortable, wherever he is, that our wishes and love reach him, wherever he's gone
@graye_pebbles3702
2 жыл бұрын
coming back to this to try to feel better about the news. rest in peace techno, you’ll never die in our hearts❤️
@magentarift4960
3 жыл бұрын
this is literally the best compilation thank u for this
@caitlynlouisesumapig1307
3 жыл бұрын
I love this so much Greek mythology + techno = POG!
@flashbang2279
3 жыл бұрын
techno is pog without greek mythology
@crimsocinth
3 жыл бұрын
You guys do know english (majors? Stuff idk) have to learn Greek Mythology at some point o-O
@caitlynlouisesumapig1307
3 жыл бұрын
@@crimsocinth well im not american so i didnt know that o_o
@tabledevourer
2 жыл бұрын
*POG²
@Significantharrassment
2 жыл бұрын
Technoblade + mythology = Technology
@jdelmarva
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade was and forever will be the best Greek Hero
@m.c.7421
2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. TechnoBlade ♡
@ivyklobs2662
3 жыл бұрын
I really like Greek Mythology- so I'm just putting down a bit of what I know from the top of my head lol 2:02 Athena Aphrodite and Hera 3:11 He picks Aphrodite. Hera offered him the blessing of luck, bountiful harvests and large families. Athena offered him wisdom and the success of many battles. Aphrodite told him she'd make him prettier- which is what he was all about in the first place, so not much of a competition. 6:53 The river god Achelous wanted revenge on Heracles. The god told Heracles' wife that centaur blood would keep a husband faithful, she was having doubts of his monogamy (Heracles basically cheated on her every second hour, but that's not the point right now). So the wife spread the centaur's blood on the inside of his coat. The truth is that centaur's blood is actually a really potent poison, and gave Heracles a moderately slow and painful death.
@bobmcfattie56
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for this comment
@Vivian19739
3 жыл бұрын
I thought Aphrodite promised Paris the most beautiful woman in the world or something like that.
@ivyklobs2662
3 жыл бұрын
@@Vivian19739 that might've been it- this is all just from the top of my head lol
@jordanluong9797
3 жыл бұрын
Maaan heracles/hercules really learned from his dad
@justinalicea1590
3 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly, it was actually a centaur who was killed by Hercules who was offering his no longer needed blood to Hercules's wife. What he didn't mention was the reason he was dying was because of the poisonous blood in Hercules's arrows, which mixed with his own blood. So when Hercules's wife made a coat with the centaur's blood smeared on the inside of it and had Hercules wear it, it was like dumping hydrochloric acid onto his torso.
@alannajohnson
3 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier to me because Dream has said he read and enjoyed the Percy Jackson books before
@badkitty73
4 күн бұрын
As much as I don’t really like dream I’m happy that he likes Percy Jackson
@Iluvpotatoes-v-
2 жыл бұрын
Who needs school when you have ✨Technoblade✨
@Y-N1344
Жыл бұрын
Ikr like dang
@Gizmodeous
Жыл бұрын
Rip Technoblade, one of the reasons why I ever watched him was because of Greek mythology - we’ll forever miss you and will never forget you and we thank you for making us happy all these years ❤️
@notaku2813
3 жыл бұрын
Theres a flaw in techno's speech, Theseus had made the king commit die due to not changing the sail on his boat, makimg the king think he waas dead. Theseus had also kidnapped 12 year old, Helen of troy to wait until she was of legal age. And lastly, he almost got killed by hades for helling his friend steak his wife, only to be saved by Heracles later. So really, Thesues is no hero. Hes a neutral, though yes he shouldn't have been exiled. And yes, he is still a greek hero and hero of athens. And all of what he did was considered acceptable at the time, i just kinda thought i should say it.
@uno6854
3 жыл бұрын
Well, Tommy also did a hell of a lot of things wrong
@ballisticbee6001
3 жыл бұрын
How is this an edited comment yet still has so many spelling mistakes?
@notaku2813
3 жыл бұрын
@@ballisticbee6001 because i cant spell, duh
@superduper1456
3 жыл бұрын
@@notaku2813 yep. I suffer the same lack of spelling ablility.
@perry2921
3 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this is the, "Theseus had made the king commit *die* "
@HaganConnell
3 жыл бұрын
12:10 "Of course I don't suffer from hubris, because hubris is a flaw, and I am perfect!"
@Jessica_Szoke
Жыл бұрын
The Technoblade Greek mythology podcast, cool, cool
@theaseusthompson885
2 жыл бұрын
With the sad info that I learned today this video always gave me comfort
@gigi3839
3 жыл бұрын
Another thing about the Phil myth: instead of just awkwardly asking him to come back and fight after abandoning him, they just beat the shit otta Phil and took the bow lmao
@blammmed
3 жыл бұрын
THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY PLS
@philipgood5041
5 ай бұрын
Must be another case of multiple tellings, I always heard they got a priest of Apollo to heal his foot, so he could kill Paris with the bow.
@apolatyne_decova
3 жыл бұрын
19:36 Wait, I'm pretty sure Techno has never revealed the names of his siblings
@sry.6732
3 жыл бұрын
Omg
@microwavedforks
3 жыл бұрын
They were talking about their own brother, not technos. Technos brother he actually revealed. His sisters he hasn’t since they’re a lot younger
@lanceofdance7539
3 жыл бұрын
It would be amazing if the lore had a hidden fact that the characters of the lore we're actually descendants of the Greek God's, who agrees?
@daniellecollins8257
3 жыл бұрын
If you want to see the gang as gods check out passerine
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