I’m french. I’m not fluent in the language but I’m fluent in French kissing 😂😂😂
@alani3992
Жыл бұрын
"Jaahunn"
@PladimirVutin
Жыл бұрын
I don't know a single French word but I'm fluent in French kiss & Australian kiss 😁
@raphaelvillard9454
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yahiko11
Жыл бұрын
who else thinks cassady should wear a toupee and try this whilst having a full set of hair, i guarentee hed get atleasty 50 % of the numbers, the only reason his lines didnt work is cus hes not attractive (no offense)
@SpyroTek
Жыл бұрын
@@yahiko11 No.
@Turfbaby831
Жыл бұрын
Should be titled “telling one girl she is ugly after she rejects me”😂
@ThePowerBunny
5 ай бұрын
Actually should be titled "Acting like a total creep in public"
@mumj9
Жыл бұрын
“Im married” “thats a beautiful name” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@itsbadvibes6504
5 ай бұрын
Lmao reading this comment I was like did he really say that, and he did
@tomdallas3690
3 ай бұрын
She had already said her name was Heidi, but I thought the same thing.
@groupiehippiechick
Жыл бұрын
“Baby I’m like a suicide hotline, I’m the cure to depression” Love that one lol 😂😂😂
@liamwilliams146
Жыл бұрын
I'm like suicide, I'm the cure to depression
@23igna
10 ай бұрын
The heroin part killed me 😂
@LeonGotGrahams
Жыл бұрын
He got that self sabotaging Johnny Bravo rizz. All these women either look disgusted or concerned 😂
@kappas6344
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@amandaburleson2035
Жыл бұрын
he is a short balding manlet. immediate turn off for all women... ): not even being white can save him.
@alexmontoya216
Жыл бұрын
He’s even dressed like him haha
@blake9668
Жыл бұрын
@☁POPULATION-_-420🌿 that doesn't stop them from being disloyal; look at how fan's mom(s) still HUG Lofe (see his recent Vegas video), JiDion, D'Aydrian Harding, NLE Choppa, or SteveWillDoit and NELK despite having a wedding ring on. The older the woman, the more likely she is to be disloyal. Especially mid 40s to mid 70s.
@damianmorales1704
Жыл бұрын
@population-_-4209 every woman you cold approach that is not interested in you will say they are taken. If they see you with a girl one time or for whatever reason think you have a girl its "dont you have a gf"
@underworldgodhades
Жыл бұрын
Some of these women gotta think you're a serial killer or something haha 😂
@delfrickintree775
Жыл бұрын
bitches love serial killers
@TravelDairies
Жыл бұрын
One of greatest macho masculine comedy, Cassady's lines are perfectly hilarious it can make any lady smile. One of finest comedy
@alexyt3427
Жыл бұрын
Lol heck yeah. This video is comedic genius for men of culture like us
@blake9668
Жыл бұрын
It also makes them forget their wedding ring on; Srsly, if Cassady wasn't married, he would be doing it like Noah Danenhower or Salim and SteveWillDoit
@princealex10
Жыл бұрын
lool Not going to Lie i Got a notification of this Prank , i Stopped watching my Porn Right away i was about to nut ,, now i got blue balls it was worh It i left a thumbs UP now to back to where i was
@claude878878
Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for a John Baby vid now for a long time. IMO, it's his best character right behind the Mafia guy.. ok, probably tied for 2nd best with Spoiled rich kid. Great vid.
@TravelDairies
Жыл бұрын
@@claude878878 He dont make mafia guy more often, miss that guy I hope he bring back Mafia character back also hillbilly and Chester are hilarious too.
@pvoeg6413
Жыл бұрын
“Baby, you look depressed.” Pickup line of 2023
@AmisCorolla
4 ай бұрын
Works every time😆
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
the pretty girl next to him was laughing like crazy. that's the fun one he should have gotten
@Turfbaby831
Жыл бұрын
“How do you not get turned on talking to me!?”😂😂😂😂
@n1troz_
Жыл бұрын
“Very easily” lmao
@bradford_shaun_murray
Жыл бұрын
8:22 (John)
@JavieVlog
Жыл бұрын
She was into it low key
@MrNazq8
Жыл бұрын
1:00😂
@uhhTabby
Жыл бұрын
LMAO BEST LINE
@bluedream1322
Жыл бұрын
I’m literally in tears from laughing so hard, best character by far LMAO
@mauropedrosa7317
Жыл бұрын
I. was praying for Jonnnnn's return
@BigWill007
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree, funniest character! 😂
@n3wt
Жыл бұрын
is it jus me or is cassady coming back to his original form
@jacobsinger97
Жыл бұрын
Pfff🙄😐 you clearly didnt watch his now hidden gay videos.was Real gem. AND MANY OTHER FUN ONES
@bradford_shaun_murray
Жыл бұрын
1:24 🐅6:31
@cmack7281
Жыл бұрын
When he started growling, I was dead 🤣🤣🤣
@bsamnavas
Жыл бұрын
Nah he purrs 😂
@moeanthony9308
Жыл бұрын
@@bsamnavas i thought it was grunting
@painexotic3757
Жыл бұрын
@@moeanthony9308 I considered it gargling ...like you do with mouthwash lol. That's what it sounds like
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
@@bsamnavas Jaaaaahhhhnnn's got more lives than a cat to escape not getting beat up by husbands
@raphaelvillard9454
Жыл бұрын
One of the best KZitemrs in the game! I’ve been following you for five years now still get me in tears laughing!
@LTStealthAIR
Жыл бұрын
Man you took this one up a notch, this was gold.
@ftngie
Жыл бұрын
The way you say John over and over has me weak 😂😂 mixed with your confidence 😂
@habazlambazazathe6th989
Жыл бұрын
Jahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn..you can have anything in life baby!
@jfr3sh24
Жыл бұрын
Ngl.. makes me kinda uncomfortable when he do that 😂😂💀💀like bruh stop sayin my name like that 😂😂
@HellonearthlABB
Жыл бұрын
What I'm gonna do with you Angie?
@KingAdjust
Ай бұрын
@@HellonearthlABB🤣
@mythek
Жыл бұрын
Stacy was actually thinking about it, she was fixing her hair and stuff 😂😂😂
@tk-5268
Жыл бұрын
How did you not die from embarrassment LMAO, I love you
@ducc764
Жыл бұрын
No one will ever tell me that this isn’t his best character. I love how he walks away, is no longer talking anyone and still gives out a “Joohhnnnnn”
@imyourmaster7270
Жыл бұрын
That's my favourite bit too, it's so weird and creepy in the best way
@n1troz_
Жыл бұрын
Wanksta
@NiTr091
Жыл бұрын
HahHa 😂😂, Definitely my fav character!
@402floridian
Жыл бұрын
Spoiled Rich Kid.
@Rocko1990
Жыл бұрын
@@droiddevx03what lol
@adamdavis5312
Жыл бұрын
Dude ran into every married woman in that town 🤣
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
Jaaaaaaahhhhnn tests to see if wives of America are faithful or not
@nader91
Жыл бұрын
my name's JAAAAAHHHNNNN. i miss the jon bravo impersonation and cosplay 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gratus0824
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
he tells the ladies to pronounce his name "Jaaaaaaaahhhhhnnnn" or they don't get his famous coconut oil massage
@madelinebrown5240
Жыл бұрын
"How do you not get turned on without talking to me?" "Very easily" 😂😂😂
@berndblabla4249
Жыл бұрын
Nobody will ever remember her 😅
@ZeranZeran
Жыл бұрын
that was quick
@ZeranZeran
Жыл бұрын
@@berndblabla4249 I will, she was hilarious
@jeremydeansausages1985
Жыл бұрын
The walk away still saying "Jooohhhn" "uuuuuh" hahahahaha
@aka-1da_cfd
Жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
he gets straight to the point and asks if they want a coconut oil massage
@MerajTypeBeat
Жыл бұрын
8:20 that long “johnnnnn” 😂
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
he was showing her how she'd be moaning his name later
@MCplayerable
Жыл бұрын
the confidence of cassady is out of this world. He got the confidence of millions of men in once.
@Robert_U
Жыл бұрын
Volvo is better
@dwayneneal3342
Жыл бұрын
They say it's all about confidence, he got rejected by a 1 in this video lol
@scottyidiotic
Жыл бұрын
@@dwayneneal3342 that’s the point though. Cassady needs to post a video of him actually trying and I guarantee his success rate will be good
@aryankumar87771
Жыл бұрын
@@dwayneneal3342 It's confidence + minimal social fuck ups ( he fucks the social up on purpose )
@dwayneneal3342
Жыл бұрын
@@aryankumar87771 nope,all about looks and status
@krishnit2k3
Жыл бұрын
This guys Confidence to speak to Strangers without any fear amaze me every time. I wish I have his confidence soon. Working on that. Fan From India.
@yahiko11
Жыл бұрын
who else thinks cassady should wear a toupee and try this whilst having a full set of hair, i guarentee hed get atleasty 50 % of the numbers, the only reason his lines didnt work is cus hes not attractive (no offense)
@Emilianolokocho123
Жыл бұрын
@@yahiko11 Tbh he could pull it with these looks, but he purposely makes it weird to get rejected by talking about coconut oil and shit, I believe if the real cassady is actually trying to pull a girl, he would get many numbers
@dd___dc
Жыл бұрын
@@Emilianolokocho123I think he cut it out of da video he only puts being rejected
@zziz6137
Жыл бұрын
@@Emilianolokocho123 He would still get rejected just like any other guy, I see it even when he doesn't get weird. He would get some numbers depending on how many woman he approaches, it's a numbers game.
@user-03-gsa3
Жыл бұрын
@@zziz6137 cope
@khoiminhhoang
Жыл бұрын
The bald hair, the mannerism, the belly. Cassidy, this is the most accurate character yet 😂
@lightbringer543
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing this character back!
@barrylyndon2727
Жыл бұрын
I know I’m not the only one that has to watch Cassidy’s vids in sessions, cause the cringe is too real. GOAT status
@tylert8151
Жыл бұрын
Super cringe lol 😂
@GermanyTechno
Жыл бұрын
It’s just a video, dumb.
@Rspsand07
Жыл бұрын
I just read the comments and listen
@scottyidiotic
Жыл бұрын
I’m literally 20 seconds in and have already paused 2 times. I hate the idea that a dude through a cell phone screen who I was never even with gives me anxiety😂
@yahiko11
Жыл бұрын
who else thinks cassady should wear a toupee and try this whilst having a full set of hair, i guarentee hed get atleasty 50 % of the numbers, the only reason his lines didnt work is cus hes not attractive (no offense)
@hichemnabi8168
Жыл бұрын
The blond would 100% cheat if he pushed it a bit more
@kawaiihikari0
Жыл бұрын
Never disappoints me dying choking on my beer 🍺 😂
@healthiswealthforyou
Жыл бұрын
john always kills it hahaha
@yahiko11
Жыл бұрын
who else thinks cassady should wear a toupee and try this whilst having a full set of hair, i guarentee hed get atleasty 50 % of the numbers, the only reason his lines didnt work is cus hes not attractive (no offense)
@pariwisatavloger
Жыл бұрын
@@yahiko11 huh
@jeffreypaula2739
Жыл бұрын
The way he walks away and says his name aloud and makes those noises 😂😂😂
@zainshafique9757
Жыл бұрын
This John Character is my Favourite Alwayssssss
@wikedwun
Жыл бұрын
John baby he’s back😂😂
@AndyC1
Жыл бұрын
He takes trolling to a whole new level lol
@skidibidup
Жыл бұрын
1:50 that face brah 😂 you're truly killing it. You're seriously talented
@castle4640
Жыл бұрын
“You are beautiful…. Are you good?!” 😂
@AG-bb3yw
Жыл бұрын
Whoever watches these videos without cringing deserves a crown😅
@majormindsbeats7740
Жыл бұрын
Nah not cringe laughter tho
@ss........
Жыл бұрын
“How do you not get turned on talking to me?” “Very easily” 😂😂😂
@TheNpcNoob
Жыл бұрын
Last one’s a baddie, she was ready.
@juicyjames9558
Жыл бұрын
Bro this is your best fucking character dont ever stop with this please… johnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
i 10000% agree
@HistoricRevelation
Жыл бұрын
I just graduated in the class of 2023 and I can say I’ve been watching you since I was a freshmen or maybe before that such great laughs watching you
@forcecalibration924
Жыл бұрын
Cassidy back with a banger🔥
@I_am_me1991
Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of this character!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious!!! LOLLL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Him saying “baby I was testing you I’m not even interested” had me crying!! 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 Along with other parts of the video! I was laughing my butt off throughout the video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SoysauceSoprano
Жыл бұрын
“I appreciate you for being alive” 🤣🤣
@lispendens
Жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how nearly all those women had a terrifying stare in their eyes
@anthonyoram7614
Жыл бұрын
With the way he talks how could they not😂
@jgulnick18
Жыл бұрын
Ahh man this’ll never get old 😂
@ElWantan24
Жыл бұрын
this guy is going towards dave chapelle level comedy, cassady has the best responses and most fluent and funny conversasions. A real Poet. Jooooaaaahn I die
@jerilemons5281
11 ай бұрын
He Got A Lot Of Confidence
@CAPTALISM
Жыл бұрын
There will never be anyone on KZitem that can make me laugh like this guy 😂 I squirm and feel embarrassed watching these videos as if I’m the one in that situation 😂
@pigtrotter5907
Жыл бұрын
He’s so good that this I’m actually sickened… and I love it.
@oregun541
Жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if Cassady had an identical twin brother? 😂
@moeanthony9308
Жыл бұрын
@John Doe Chester and Molester and their wife could be Ester
@EdmundSampson-pd7vi
9 ай бұрын
And they were both John's "What we gonna do with you baby".....
@rominagresely526
Ай бұрын
Hats off to these women for smiling and being polite. He wouldn't like what I'd say.
@Centipede_Solaire
Жыл бұрын
I crack up every single time you say "Jaaaawn", love this character
@GlobalistJuice
Жыл бұрын
Women l o v e hearing they're beautiful, and if they say it's "offensive and toxic", they're lying!
@RantTherapist
Жыл бұрын
The master of cringe. Love it.
@pinkchaos.
Жыл бұрын
“How do you not get turned on talking to me?” “Very easily” Hahaha grandmas a savage
@JRMH346
Жыл бұрын
The “JOHNNNNN-UGH!” thing is fuckin hilarious
@jamesjameson4566
Жыл бұрын
Baby you're missing out on me, JAAAAHHHN
@chezzmaine
Жыл бұрын
Love it 😂😂.. made one of my most boring days entertaining even if it was for 10 mins
@frankalmanzar3492
Жыл бұрын
The way you say John has me literally LOL’ing.
@xxbrooklynkingshaunxx4470
Жыл бұрын
Bro’s a GTA character 💀
@TexasBrosCreations
Жыл бұрын
your a legend cassady. nothin but love for ya brother god bless! some of these chicks jokes or not you proly boosted their confidence soooo much!
@Saint12919
Жыл бұрын
He has the best camera man in the world they never caught him before 💯
@zziz6137
Жыл бұрын
Wrong. I've seen people look at his camera man, some have even asked if this was a joke, knowing they are getting filmed. But for the most part his camera man is good.
@cmontalvo194
Жыл бұрын
Cassady is the greatest in this lane 😂😂😂😂💯
@LuxeReel
Жыл бұрын
7:30 was a homeroom. That lady went through a roller-coaster of emotions in less than 2 minutes
@kennyphun1946
Жыл бұрын
If I have 25 % of his confidence I’ll be ok in life 😂
@luna7557
Жыл бұрын
I love when he does the "rrraaaaaarrr"
@dvmn1
Жыл бұрын
This makes me want to walk around repeating my own name
@andrewfrancis7739
Жыл бұрын
“How do you now get turned on talking to me” that is absolute gold. I’m dead
@alistairproductions
Жыл бұрын
4:30 lady was feeling it. Touching her hair.. she walked away moist
@asociety9416
7 күн бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ericr9701
Жыл бұрын
Bro I literally cannot watch this man I have to fast forward 😂😂😂😂😂 he makes me feel so uncomfortable in so many ways 😂😂😂😂 I love this man!
@SG-dw8jh
Жыл бұрын
“I like antiques” 😂
@SeemsLegal
Жыл бұрын
This character keeps getting better and better 😂
@BottomRouge225
Жыл бұрын
Stacy definitely is having an affair with someone 😂😂🤷♂️
@boardouttamymind8911
Жыл бұрын
The lady at 5:25 looked like she just got caught stealing 😂
@stevens6398
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that he has better luck with the dew rag.
@DYLTHEVYL
Жыл бұрын
Jooohhhnnnnn😂😂😂 Cassidy is the GOAT.
@stancexpunks
Жыл бұрын
0:40 absolutely killed me. The creepy noises and then growling 💀
@k1lay
Жыл бұрын
the way he says "baby" i'm over here crying... it's dripping with such sleaziness "how do i not turn you on?" 🤣
@jakerussell636
Жыл бұрын
Ah f hell not watched his videos for 2 years and he's still killing it never fails to make me laugh
@tweeze123
Жыл бұрын
4:25 The body language dont lie haha. That lady was feeling like she was 21 again.
@reellife989
Жыл бұрын
The hair flip too 😅
@zainshafique9757
Жыл бұрын
DUDEEEE YOUR JOHN SERIES IS AMAZING!!!
@warrenstringham415
Жыл бұрын
5:44 her reaction was priceless
@adamdiaz7894
Жыл бұрын
He walks away and whispers "John " to himself hahah
@Brettbarsouthsky
Жыл бұрын
Are you serious “beby” 😏
@metalkicker23
Жыл бұрын
Brother your videos make me laugh so hard you are an outstanding actor
@joshuapayne9811
Жыл бұрын
I love how he approaches older women
@evanwilcox82
Жыл бұрын
Love how he trails off with "jaahhhnnnn"
@dumptruck3354
Жыл бұрын
Hes catching preds on locals and action like one on youtube 😂
@lunablu2979
Жыл бұрын
Don't watch on shrooms is all ima say 😂😂😂😂
@ItzBlew
Жыл бұрын
Title should be “scaring away women speed run”😂😂😂😂
@brokenillusions244
Жыл бұрын
Bro Cassady is fuckin hilarious and deserves more views 😂
@WavyFBaby
Жыл бұрын
The cringe in this video is so bad that it actually makes it so good 😂😂😂
@astrayproductions
Жыл бұрын
bro just called her an Antique, oh lord
@1stunna91
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't be out here just giving out free ego boost and validation like that lol.
@realdealio1
3 ай бұрын
most amount of married women ive seen without wedding rings
@sarahmcmanus7190
Жыл бұрын
Cassidy- " Do you wan't me to put it the bottom?" Lady- "Yeh if it fits 🎉"... 5:06 😅
@milanjordan
Жыл бұрын
Honestly Cassady, this role is epic!
@BABOp593
11 ай бұрын
After each scene I just think “he did not just say that” 😂
@vlazarus124
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Now this is a banger
@unitor699industries
Жыл бұрын
poor bastard lost his hair and still confident as hell
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