I loved the way they said, "And then there was the war with Denmark." It was fantastically out of left field, said in such a deliciously matter of fact way.
@youknowimright1
15 жыл бұрын
there slogon changed from "every little helps" to "we control every aspect of your life" lmao great vid
@arizonabay15
9 жыл бұрын
It was a good day when the final Tesco store was demolished and the flag of Aldi was planted on top of the rubble.
@tescovaluemilk2921
8 жыл бұрын
Excuse me
@dissonantdreams
6 жыл бұрын
Lidl all the way!
@fuguevisions2065
6 жыл бұрын
Every L idl helps!
@thedelaylamakaraokeclub4100
6 жыл бұрын
Command and Conquer 5, Tiberium Tesco
@ClunytheScourge1
11 жыл бұрын
The store deployment at 1:18 is very C&C-esque.
@rmcc86
12 жыл бұрын
Nice to see both Tesco stores in Carlisle being highlighted in this video. I never trusted those pesky stores. Who knew that that would be where it all began?
@skellious
17 жыл бұрын
THE GREATEST thing to come out of time trumpet, this is in my top 10 favourite clips of all time. Whoever thought of this was a sheer genius, its so funny I have no need to make a joke in this comment.
@djaevlenselv
7 жыл бұрын
I feel like they missed a great joke about Tesco seizing Denmark for use as a staging ground in the inevitable battle for dominance against IKEA.
@tescovaluemilk2921
8 жыл бұрын
Our day will come
@maimetechy
7 жыл бұрын
Tesco Value Milk nice name :P
@dissonantdreams
6 жыл бұрын
You bastards!!! 😂
@Taporeee
6 жыл бұрын
Tesco Value Milk Tim Farron likes this
@nervouspete
18 жыл бұрын
Genius 'War of the Worlds' references mixed with the trademark surrealist yet charmingly vicious satire of Armando Iannucci? Yes please!
@GadeDK
17 жыл бұрын
I'm from Denmark, and that was brilliant! :o)
@AdmiralValdemar
18 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I am loving Iannucci's return to BBC here. Now we just need to see how the Tesco vs. Wal*Mart war would go.
@FatFridge
17 жыл бұрын
i laughed my head off when i saw this!!! this is pure genius!!!
@shiki232
3 жыл бұрын
This was apparently created by Gareth Edwards, the director of Star Wars Rogue One back in his animator days
@Cutnutlet
15 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is I was in Tokyo earlier this year and a Tesco's opened up over the road!!
@Probsty
17 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that there´s no british supermarkeds in Denmark, but the danish supermarkedbrand NETTO has 175 stores in the UK...and more to come :)
@hypedpotential
13 жыл бұрын
This is really funny. They could make an entire series about Tescos and I would watch it.
@soulvey
4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, there WAS a time that Tesco was EVERYWHERE. It was the David Tennant of supermarkets
@dalsgaard12
15 жыл бұрын
I took a little time out of my tough pillaging schedule to watch this. It is very accurate.
@SystemFailure404
14 жыл бұрын
...that means, that business and other companies, are not run by the government, but by regular people, so that different companies and business have competition between each other and that means that you want to do something with your life, pupils are often more concentrated.
@badwolf66
16 жыл бұрын
I don't think Doctor who has had a tripod invasion yet, but it would make a good episode.
@MaMastoast
15 жыл бұрын
I love how he pronounces Copenhagen in german :P
@amiablesnowman
13 жыл бұрын
Apparently Denmark is the happiest country in the world. It surprised me then to see the top two comments slagging it off! Norway I think comes after in terms of happiness. I want to go to Norway!
@Fritaenkeren26
15 жыл бұрын
OMFG this was just so brilliant! it made me laugh from the very frist second! xD Im a dane, and i have an english friend that work at Tescos.. It was amazing! the helicopters coming in over CPH dropping down tesco-tranformers! Tripods crushing The Little Mermaid lol :D (sad for her, but f'cking brillliant made! And then ofc the total disaster in the end.. after the 5 hour long war of Tesco VS the Vikings. LOL I think im gonna watch it again! xD wee!
@fingal42
16 жыл бұрын
This is masterly! Very funny: keep 'em coming.
@fakesincerity
18 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love it. I work at Tesco too. Oh the shame.
@lemsip207
2 жыл бұрын
Only Amazon took over from Tesco. And Lidl and Aldi stores became the most popular supermarkets.
@fingal42
16 жыл бұрын
That's interesting. Building on land tends to raise the water table...
@alipmcg
16 жыл бұрын
so glad i'm not the only person to think that when I watched it
@HarryKey
15 жыл бұрын
So good, so well made!
@automat3000
13 жыл бұрын
I know the tripods were probably inspired by War of the Worlds, but this reminded me of Half Life 2 with the striders and the possible seven hour war reference.
@FillerGallery
16 жыл бұрын
that was for you Billy. God bless.
@elementofnaivity
6 жыл бұрын
Now we're being invaded by Lidl
@fourganger88
17 жыл бұрын
The bit about the Tesco slogan is the best bit.
@logisticsninjistics
13 жыл бұрын
this is actually happeneing right now. theres a turf war with the big 4. there was a BBC panorma about it. a new tesco extra is opening across the road from my work which is unnessecary.
@simonsenstefan
16 жыл бұрын
This is so bloody well made! HAHAHA! I have nothing to add except for more HAHAHA's!
@radd973
14 жыл бұрын
i had no idea this was going on i really have to start paying more attention to the news
@bu11monkey
14 жыл бұрын
the danske supermarket *fotex, netto, bilka, salling) is not owned by normal people either. It is owned by maerske who also happen to be the largest shareholders in the Danske Bank. I'm not sure if you misunderstood my first post saying I think Tesco coming Denmark would be a good thing
@ians4564
Жыл бұрын
What about Rema 1000 and Kvickly?
@lemsip207
11 жыл бұрын
It's slightly warmer and a lot damper in England and Wales for a start and Scotland would just be a lot damper.
@higgins0421
13 жыл бұрын
Apparently Tesco has been waging an economic war against Greece as well. Poor Greece never stood a chance.
@Bjowolf2
14 жыл бұрын
Great work - very impressive - and with "a bit" of War of the Worlds" ;-) Greetings from a Dane. And no, we don't have any Tesco's here .... yet LOL
@druantis
17 жыл бұрын
Hehehehe! I love the Tesco on the side of a cliff. Oh that whole show is hilarious
@timboslayer
16 жыл бұрын
I reckon you're absolutely right there.
@lemsip207
13 жыл бұрын
@DJEdSaunders Even if it is very cold but at least it's doesn't rain as much.
@Luminoth545
16 жыл бұрын
Hey, I WISH we had Tesco in the states. All we have is a dumpy Wal-Mart chain. They smell funny, and the workers are typically underpaid.
@Manneke70
16 жыл бұрын
Sheer bloody genius!
@elmsyrup
14 жыл бұрын
Funny about Mark Watson's comment, because Tesco ARE making a film now...!
@andtonic
17 жыл бұрын
It was really funny how the mildly bald prince harry commented on the tesco's invasion "I quite like the danes, couple of my occasional f*ck are danes" lol
@kiwizzarrd
17 жыл бұрын
Its taken from 'Time Trumpet'
@Bjowolf2
14 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO - good one! Thanks for the warning - We shall fight them on the beaches, on the sea and in the air ;-) ( Dane here )
@JoGGerJonas
13 жыл бұрын
People who are unhappy with Denmark should go to other countries for some time, live there, and then come back and tell us what they think.
@awesomemd
15 жыл бұрын
It's a big chain of supermarkets.
@timboslayer
16 жыл бұрын
I had the misfortune of going to a Tesco near Watford the other day and it was more like an airport than a shop: soulless, full of zombies who've watched too much ITV, and shitty products that nobody really needs. The car park was big enough to see from space, and must've covered enough green space to endanger several species. Strangely, the staff were friendlier than the other customers. I hate Tesco.
@Wega93
17 жыл бұрын
i live in Denmark and i find it very amusing and good nice 1 :D
@FlyingHeadbutt100
15 жыл бұрын
Armando Ianucci is a genius.Sfx as good as anything on new Dr Who.Tesco-nauts are the baddies I want in Who.Check out Time Trumpet's National Terrorism Awards when the 747 clipped the Houses of Parliament.Cacked it...
@theraggedyobserver837
11 жыл бұрын
I guess the Doctor doesn't care about Denmark?
@alipmcg
16 жыл бұрын
didn't mean I thought it was crap then, that was meant to be a response to someone saying it reminded them of the plot from half life 2... sort it out youtube
@tygerskull
15 жыл бұрын
And so it will go on...and on...until the WHOLE WORLD IS OURS!!! Tesco, Tesco, uber alles...
@bu11monkey
14 жыл бұрын
actually tesco coming to denmark might not be such a bad thing. the danske supermarket owns the 3 biggest players and it might inject some competition into the market. i am kinda fed up with looking through the reklamer every week to see whether coke is 25 dkk or 9 for example. bilka, netto and fotex run a monopoly and it is not good for the people. I'm english and have lived in denmark for 4 years, so i have a reasonable idea.
@CommanderKei
18 жыл бұрын
Lawls XD Why wasn't I in Copenhagen when that happened?
@pjwils
13 жыл бұрын
The users who made the two top rated comments are clearly clones of the same person.... probably voted themselves up! Denmark is AMAZING!!!! Copenhagen is a really laid-back and fun place to be! Like this if you agree ♥
@poniesinashed
16 жыл бұрын
The scary thing is, you know it'll happen.
@MegaRocket00
11 жыл бұрын
Well.... In the schools, we learn "Tescoish", which is now our main language. ;D
@Barl3000
15 жыл бұрын
It is so annoying having to leave my axe at the door when i go to shop, but there isnt really anything we can do, Tesco just has superoir technology
@VictorHarderHesel
15 жыл бұрын
Denmark will fight and we will win again, just like we won all those other wars that people say we lost.
@evilfish2000
15 жыл бұрын
Not to rain on your parade, but if you look at the danish international history, the proudly states that Denmark has been founded on year of wars where we lost them all and most of our land has been given to other nations.
@khanzah
16 жыл бұрын
there is tesco in the states its called fresh and easy
@SystemFailure404
14 жыл бұрын
Well, I myself think its great, that theres some competition between the supermarkets, its all just business. Also, its great that the prices on fast food and other fat foods, are high, so more people would buy healthy food, plus the prices on vegetables is low. We are also more about liberalism than socialism, but mainly we are in for social-liberalism...
someone goes to Copenhagen "WTF happened here" "oh that. We got pawned by Tesco" lol
@charlesismymiddlenam
12 жыл бұрын
@ROBLOXingHabbo The tesco branch built onto the side of the cliff didn't stand out to you as a bit odd?
@FillerGallery
16 жыл бұрын
It could be a personal thing - from your team leaders etc. Just a thought.
@crisprapper
17 жыл бұрын
"i like the danes, a couple of my occasional fucks are danes" superb.
@lemsip207
13 жыл бұрын
@timboslayer It's much worse in ASDA and the products are of lower quality as well.
@bobbelibob
17 жыл бұрын
What is this? I don't really understand. Can someone explain?
@bu11monkey
14 жыл бұрын
@SystemFailure404 i think you misunderstand, the danske supemarket is not owned by the governmentnt but maerske
@hannahmwright
17 жыл бұрын
I love this video! It seems some people can't take a joke tho! haha. And why is everyone going on about Netto!!! Make a Netto version invading the UK (but make it funny) then we're even :P
@AroundThePony
14 жыл бұрын
dont got me wrong,i dont hate Denmark,i actually pretty much love it but nowadays totally changed a lot.i know cause im spending my second year here.during two years i noticed two things,first:the fact that Denmark is kinda "sinking" is because of the too much foreigner.Denmark not able to take that many people.the other,because of the "strangers" danish people is getting closed.when i`m arrived everyone were really friendly.maybe this is the third problem. Denmark is too tolerant.
@tagnahoor
15 жыл бұрын
awesome!
@danishpride1
17 жыл бұрын
Now were even 8th versus 13th.
@elPominator
13 жыл бұрын
@itsTempleofSound well less of a wink and more of a blatant reskin of the animation! WIN
@itsTempleofSound
13 жыл бұрын
is that tescos setting up a wink to command and conquer?
@MikeyC586
12 жыл бұрын
This all seems a strangely accurate prediction!
@SpicyBG
17 жыл бұрын
I'm Danish and I've never even heard about Tesco, hmm.. :S
@GunZenBomZ
18 жыл бұрын
loved the line, 1st retail country.. so true]
@MikeyManchester
17 жыл бұрын
2013 June 21st which is actually Prince Williams Birthday
@james2529
17 жыл бұрын
hahaha, I couldn't move for laughing for like 5 minutes after watching this on the telly
@ItsCaldog
15 жыл бұрын
Watched this is in Geography...funny stuff..Love Mark Watson.
@LondonNewyork1
13 жыл бұрын
This is the real 2012.
@Nazgul100
15 жыл бұрын
actually, the war lasted 5 hours and 20 minutes, before the viking warriors drove them back into the sea. :D
@commanderoates
15 жыл бұрын
oh ya am a big fan of c&c
16 жыл бұрын
LOL, that is so funny. I'm from Denmark, but live in Thailand, where I would say that tesco will start there world domination from... Here you almost have as many tesco express as 7-11, even in the most remote part of the country you can find an tesco express. But funny movie :)
@TheBjcn
14 жыл бұрын
is that a movie?
@Sakkura1
12 жыл бұрын
In what world is "ko-bem-hah-oon" correct? Technically it's probably alright to pronounce it in the German way as in this video, but all the Copenhageners I know prefer the not-German version. Of course, the native pronounciation would be even better.
@SystemFailure404
14 жыл бұрын
"are not run by the government, but by regular people" - I didnt say they were owned by the goverment...
@wwaarrddy
14 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who's budget used on this episode it seems.
@jrk666
16 жыл бұрын
haha thats so funny! Greeting from denmark :D
@MRWilliamson596
14 жыл бұрын
No, we say Copenhaygen normally.
@Rassamdul
14 жыл бұрын
Lol :D thats awesome :) im danish and i really enjoyed it :)
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