All I want not only for Smissmass but generally in life is a Strange Dragons Fury
@chippedtoothentertainment
10 ай бұрын
I will make the purge look like a joke if it meant I could get a strange DF
@flakproof
10 ай бұрын
And an iron curtain strangifier
@pulsekinesis
10 ай бұрын
Like that’ll ever happen! What a load of-
@ZestyJesus
10 ай бұрын
SERIOUSLY. IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD TO ADD. PLEASE JUST GIVE US A STRANGE DRAGON'S FURY IT'S THE ONLY PYRO PRIMARY WORTH USING.
@drivanradosivic1357
10 ай бұрын
@@chippedtoothentertainment there is a Workshop item of strange items crate of things that need it, including the Dragon's fury. on the improvement side, make the Gas passer a 30 second 300 damage recharge in non MVM game modes.
@iizepic9788
10 ай бұрын
On the twelve day of smissmas, lord gaben gave to me 12 elf hats 11 reskinned unusals 10 stock imaged warpaints 9 broken maps 8 furry items 7 useless bug fixes 6 missing textures 5 NEW GAMEMODES 4 random taunts 3 heavy mains 2 sawmill reskins And another cromes done reskin
@CHEH_tf
10 ай бұрын
lmao
@swagguy7515
10 ай бұрын
...shit that's accurate
@BoP0e
10 ай бұрын
We are winning. (3 more heavy main frens)
@themirrorchannel4483
10 ай бұрын
Someone should make a video singing this, this is brilliant.
@tigersympathiser2265
10 ай бұрын
Gold comment
@maskofthedragon
10 ай бұрын
We are gonna get 10000 more pine tree hats before Soldier gets a raccoon skin cap!
@koziboo
10 ай бұрын
technically Soldier already has one... sorta. the Racc Mann
@Fatsaver
10 ай бұрын
@@koziboo Ah yes, the Head Prize 2.
@MisterCake
10 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion - Zetsy is the classic Quality control i wish TF2 still had
@AParticularlyPointySoldier
10 ай бұрын
It’s true. People have just gotten so used to the unorganized slop that’s been lazily shoveled out by the last dev for so many years thet they’ve forgotten how much quality, cohesiveness and effort things that were added used to have.
@royalgarcia2050
10 ай бұрын
He's close, but nothing compared to the pristine control Valve used to have
@CoolSs
10 ай бұрын
The banana hat is the catalyst to all this trash we getting now a days. as someone who check the workshop regularly when free. i tell you. even old workshop items were really bad, the only difference that Valve had standards and only added the best of the best.
@ZestyJesus
10 ай бұрын
Hardly. I'm just "quality control," and not even good QC at that. It's just that my attempts at QC look pristine through the lens of Valve's lack thereof.
@MisterCake
10 ай бұрын
@@ZestyJesus - as an old player since 2009, i salute to your thoughtful efforts o7
@TerranReviews
10 ай бұрын
You WILL enjoy the workslop, and you WILL be happy.
@CoolSs
10 ай бұрын
Eat ze slop to save the workshoper fee fees
@maskofthedragon
10 ай бұрын
You will wear the the pine tree on your head You will clog your backpack with cases you can't even give away You will unbox a shitty giftwrap war paint You will get spawn camped on a map that tanks your framerate And YOU will thank the workshoppers!
@Gyovali
10 ай бұрын
@@maskofthedragon Right click on the case and delete the item, they're garbage anyway might as well put em in the bin.
@redstonewarrior0152
10 ай бұрын
@@Gyovali This whole bit's a joke killjoy
@maskofthedragon
10 ай бұрын
@@Gyovali The fact you can't even sell these cases for a few pennies because they are so trash is the problem
@dawiltf2880
10 ай бұрын
My wallet is ready for the sigma scout loadout
@Isaacfess
10 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman Scout!
@criticalfists87
10 ай бұрын
It's going to cost like 0.16 cents in total.
@CookTF2
10 ай бұрын
5:30 oh god I had forgotten about this map and just seeing it was like experiencing a flashback of a trauma.
@bluecompass1290
10 ай бұрын
What the map's name and why its sucks? Other than creator first time map
@masahirosakurai2042
10 ай бұрын
@@bluecompass1290Tight corridors, uphill battle for Blu giving Red an unfair defensive advantage, and no flank routes. Texturing is also not great.
@CookTF2
10 ай бұрын
@@bluecompass1290 The name is Frostwatch. There are plenty of flaws but the first area has absolutely horrible choke point. The first area was originally a VS Saxton Hale map which I didn't realize first because I played on it like 10 years ago.
@redstonewarrior0152
10 ай бұрын
@@CookTF2 You just wrote Verses Saxton Saxton Hale... VSSH... VSH is Verses Saxton Hale...
@CookTF2
10 ай бұрын
@@redstonewarrior0152 My brother, "VS" is an abbreviation of "Versus". The official workshop title is "VS Saxton Hale mode" The Wiki calls it "VS Saxton Hale mode".
@DannyCheezits
10 ай бұрын
Smissmas: the update where the filesize bloats by 3 gigabytes and the menu wallpaper changes for a couple weeks. Nothing else
@eviltroll6297
10 ай бұрын
don't you think i don't see that stealthjak in the thumbnail
@NeurodivergentSuperiority
10 ай бұрын
Such a gem
@captainweekend5276
10 ай бұрын
HWABAG
@EnderBuilder
10 ай бұрын
But Zesty... I LOVE CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS I LOVE SNOWMEN AND TREES AND PRESENTS!!
@redstonewarrior0152
10 ай бұрын
"Yes. Put the whole tree on my pizza"
@timelesspoultry8849
10 ай бұрын
@redstonewarrior0152 don't forget to add some high-quality wrapping paper, really adds to the taste
@solarflare9078
3 ай бұрын
@@redstonewarrior0152 Pizza Tower reference?
@thatguybrody4819
10 ай бұрын
there's gotta be someone in the workshop that adds "Zesty Approved" to their works as a way to signify to valve that this is a genuinely good addition that will most likely get them praise and more people spending money to get it.
@ironraccoon3536
10 ай бұрын
Can't wait to watch "All Zesty does is complain about the game" smoothly transition into "Wow, Zesty is so butthurt he's actually trying to push an agenda"
@redstonewarrior0152
10 ай бұрын
Everyone has an agenda and everyone is trying to push said agenda. Zesty just so happens to have an agenda that holds TF2's best interests in mind.
@topcat59
10 ай бұрын
Honestly I always question why they never added a Christmas boss to TF2, since it would definitely make the Christmas event more enjoyable then just giving them a map or skins.🐱
@drivanradosivic1357
10 ай бұрын
plus, Old Nick could be a Mall map Smissmas boss as well.
@gregtechnewhorizons
10 ай бұрын
i dont feel like a boss would make sense as it deviates from tf2 gameplay too much??? saxton hale is already abandoned and a boss was the whole halloween shtick. plus, halloween was just "deviates from tf2 gameplay" - that being said something else could be great
@royalgarcia2050
10 ай бұрын
@@gregtechnewhorizons People keep saying Saxton Hale is dead but that's because they only look at casual numbers. Community servers running the official mode are still alive and kicking.
@gregtechnewhorizons
10 ай бұрын
also since i just realised, smissmass was never christmas themed per say until recently
@gregtechnewhorizons
10 ай бұрын
back in community servers, where it was in the first place.@@royalgarcia2050
@DesperateDirt
10 ай бұрын
0:04 Thanks for the personal acknowledgement.
@reviewtechgermany8091
10 ай бұрын
This is what quality looks like, I really hope that the update will be like this, or at least similar.
@DmanTheCabbage
10 ай бұрын
Holy shit these warpaints need to get in.... This would honestly be one of the best warpaint cases.
@hobojoe3661
10 ай бұрын
I have a feeling that this is going to be a slow burn, genre defining, spine tingling Smissmas
@picks6500
10 ай бұрын
Bone chilling, even
@yobber2991
10 ай бұрын
give me the swiss tingler
@kaiji4788
10 ай бұрын
Peer approved smissmas update
@hxyri
10 ай бұрын
fact checked
@aliceyagami8260
10 ай бұрын
I hate all the warpaints in tf2 but in this video I could imagine myself wishing I had one of these warpaints. We need quality as that is what players deserve, not just any sloppy texture put on a weapon.
@logannottheonefrommarvel9917
10 ай бұрын
All I want for Smissmas is a Sweater cosmetic for Demo so I can roleplay as Bill Cosby
@Birds_In_Crime
10 ай бұрын
Is your favourite Disney princess sleeping beauty by any chance?
@logannottheonefrommarvel9917
10 ай бұрын
@Birds_In_Crime "Dad, help, I got a girl pregnant" "Was she awake, son?" "...yes, Dad. What the fuck?"
@sir-ln4qf
10 ай бұрын
Just the appearance, right..? Not.. anything else... right?
@Birds_In_Crime
10 ай бұрын
@@sir-ln4qf c:
@aereonexapprentice7205
10 ай бұрын
Personally, i like the looping taunts and interactive partner taunts because i don't confine them in the strict definition as "taunts" and more like communicative emotes that can express either cockiness like taunts or friendly funny continuous taunts like the vehicles and the drunken stagger, but your selection of taunts, the "so close" and the snapshot actually fits both, so i commend you for the exquisite taste.
@Sizzyl
10 ай бұрын
I will say I got to play on krampus during an arr stream and the boss literally got 0 kill across 3 rounds.
@Sizzyl
10 ай бұрын
rest of the map was still good though, so I guess that's kinda a moot point
@ZestyJesus
10 ай бұрын
They bumped Krampus' health, it was originally way too low
@Sizzyl
10 ай бұрын
@@ZestyJesus that's part of it, but I distinctly remember it swinging at me and not connecting while I was trapped in a corner (and the fireball things it launched missing). Although I guess it'd be bad if it was TOO efficient. IDK, I'm not a map designer.
@Hawkborne
10 ай бұрын
What bothers me is that Zesty voicing these criticisms, and like-minded people agreeing with them is commonly written off as KZitemr worship. I've had "hot takes" about quality control and artstyle coherency *years* before someone like Zesty with a platform decided "enough is enough". Thank fuck he did, by the way. Why is it even considered a hot take to not want a ton of holiday themed stuff in the game anymore? Or that unusual effects post-EOTL have usually fallen into a gradient of "too busy" or "too awful", with few exceptions? Taunts are gaudy and all over the place, ESPECIALLY the unusual effects. This isn't a hot take until you verbalize it, but the cheapness of them speaks for itself. The Devs need to do better, but players need to have higher standards. Not everything that glitters is gold.
@trollking6315
10 ай бұрын
Because it is nit picking. That is why. Your prissy standards are too high. OG taunt effects were not glamorous. You had sunbeams but feet, a tornado, a tornado but darker, dead presidents but feet, cloud nine but feet, and robo effects but feet. Unusual effects have gotten BETTER with time. You cannot tell me that treasure trove is less cool than sunbeams. Taunts are just as goofy as back in the day. Demo riding a cannon into battle makes more sense than demo popping through a teleporter going "wooo" with mexican garb on. The only thing the "Devs" need to do better on is getting rid of problem people like cheaters/toxics. The fact that Venusian Rapper existed for months and it took a combined effort by the community to remove him but NOT the devs is shameful. The fact that cheaters still exist in 2023 is shameful. The fact that casual is still busted and filled with bots is shameful. THESE are the things that need to get fixed first. Quality of Life changes always come first. Petty misgivings about your own subjective views on cosmetics and aesthetics need to be kept to your edgy goth journal and nothing more.
@Hawkborne
10 ай бұрын
@trollking6315 Your exaggerated and needlessly insulting tone combined with you pointing out something inherently subjective are both equally pointless. I'm aware of what an opinion is. I'm glad you went out of your way to make sure you expressed that you know what one is, too. But you probably don't understand the irony in you implying that I'm being childish when someone who has an opinion that differs from yours puts you into "I have to insult them" mode. Anyways, I never said everything pre-EOTL was perfect, either. I don't like taunt effects *period*, but they were tolerable (similar to the bad effects back in the day) when they were lower volume. And me agreeing with a video on a specific topic doesn't automatically mean I don't care about all the other problems the game has, believe it or not. I was just staying on topic.
@HyperbolicArachnid
10 ай бұрын
@@trollking6315 ratio
@UcroHavoc
10 ай бұрын
Some absolute fucking bangers in the outfit segment, really hope these make the cut.
@aleflippy1997
10 ай бұрын
Don't know fam. A lot of these feel super similar to stuff we already have. That pyro loadout though 😳
@saramocha6653
10 ай бұрын
@@aleflippy1997 i'd rather it be something similar to what already exists, and looks good, that i'd actually use, then some random original garbage item
@aleflippy1997
10 ай бұрын
@@saramocha6653 I mean... we could also stop cluttering the game with endless cosmetics ☠
@saramocha6653
10 ай бұрын
@@aleflippy1997 if that were an option i'd definitely be down for it, gotta work with what we can tho
@pieofgods1244
10 ай бұрын
You are the only one in the community that keeps it real anymore.
@timelesspoultry8849
10 ай бұрын
ngl i would do any really stupid thing that wouldn't kill me if it means we get an official Zesty Jesus collection added in-game
@reallyahuman
10 ай бұрын
its honestly hilarious to see how a man getting compared to the literal austrian painter has more life, more fulfilling career, and a more based opinion on cosmetics than most people in the tf2 community
@ElMaquiavelo
8 ай бұрын
cob on the 'nail
@BoP0e
10 ай бұрын
1:51 These workshoppers are so gullible it hurts to see that these are the people who are responsible for the future content in Team Fortress 2.
@maxerduster
10 ай бұрын
Its also funny, because that's Overlord Lettuce, and hey, if you know, you know
@CoolSs
10 ай бұрын
@@maxerduster Good thing Zesty got accepted in Rock science school. what would the poor poor slopshopers do if we had standers
@walter1383
10 ай бұрын
@@maxerduster I do not know, and while it may be better that way, I still crave the forbidden knowledge.
@reallyahuman
10 ай бұрын
their ass did NOT work that hard to make those atrocious abomination the emporium users call "a tf2 hat".
@sakari1835
10 ай бұрын
” *Winter* 2022 case not being christmas themed” well duh, its not named ”Christmas” case. I don’t know if these guys are genuinely stupid from their head, or if its just an act.
@whiffingpotato
10 ай бұрын
Zesty, if you are going to make a bingo chart for smissmas, then please add "reskin map", "Pajamas", and "Too detailed cosmetic/cosmetic that does not fit the class" as there are a lot of these on the workshop and some of them probably will get in. Lets see if we hit a bingo this year!
@skyper8934
10 ай бұрын
Don't forget the "Random cosmetic that should've been added with a set but instead is alone" like the all the heavy hats. Why tf does he have 20 "crazy Siberian man" hats but not even a single misc to back it up.
@whiffingpotato
10 ай бұрын
@@skyper8934 yeah, but I think he adds the option as 'Broken item sets' everytime ig. And yes, I think we should get all the cosmetics in a set. Last smissmass, we didn't get the full set for the engineer! The gloves were missing
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67
10 ай бұрын
Thank You Mariah Carrey for Inventing Christmas
@quiver5756
10 ай бұрын
I really hope the Krampus map sets a standard for what vscript maps should be, and hopefully in the future Smissmass can have it's own identity as an event without being a tryhard wannabe of Scream Fortress. Imagine if this event got it's own cast of bosses alongside the Krampus, like Old Nick or the Yeti.
@Labyrinth6000
10 ай бұрын
I just want Smissmas contracts similar to Halloween. 100 kills will get you a stocking. Valve is really tripping over their own feet with all the people that would be playing on December if Smissmas got the Halloween treatment when it comes to contracts.
@DoodleCook-ox5oy
10 ай бұрын
All of these warpaints look really goooood
@Geebanger0
10 ай бұрын
I didn’t even help with picking these items yet I still like every single one of them. Way better than what we’ve been getting recently
@llmkursk8254
10 ай бұрын
I’d like to add one addition to this pool: pl_extinction. It’s not a holiday or winter themed map, but these Smissmas updates have usually come with one non-winter map, and I feel Extinction is the Summer Update map we didn’t get, and instead got Cashworks (an old-school map, in a bad way) and Venice (a bad map in general). And as someone who’s played on the map a few times, it has excellent, well-thought sight lines, flanking opportunities, spawns, the whole shebang.
@Fatsaver
10 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Wutville 2 and Skibidi Island to finally take off in this update. I especially look forward for the elite grade hat: Towering Pillar of Shits. The new emotes will also be epic!!!
@kingkoopa64
10 ай бұрын
The new emote is the gritty
@NobodyEvenReadsNames
10 ай бұрын
@@kingkoopa64 you joke but i would buy the fuck out of that in 1 millisecond. zesty got the fortnite taunts thing wrong, because if the goal is for taunts to be taunting and send people into a blistering rage, fortnite taunts 1000% do that, the griddy particularly
@kingkoopa64
10 ай бұрын
@@NobodyEvenReadsNames hey look, I found a mental asylum patient
@markbloom7434
10 ай бұрын
I had to go back to this after yearly dose of cringe from TylerMcVicker christmas wishlist
@roul4842
9 ай бұрын
The "and lady" actually made me cackle, as a member of the 3.2% ngl
@shallowgod5539
10 ай бұрын
The krampus model looks like it came straight from e621
@SaintRedFox
10 ай бұрын
now i want it even more
@cainhurstcrow3227
10 ай бұрын
Perfection
@oa5888
10 ай бұрын
i couldnt even edge to this. i exploded IMMEDIATELY. clean up on aisle…MY PANTS😅
@eviltroll6297
10 ай бұрын
was it because cobson in the thumbnail
@SciTheGuy
10 ай бұрын
It's always a good day when Zesty Jerma posts a video.
@maxerduster
10 ай бұрын
Gemmy thumbnail, Zesty
@tmkay_
10 ай бұрын
coalson thoughever
@maxerduster
10 ай бұрын
@@tmkay_ HWABAG
@MyGamingEdge
10 ай бұрын
@@tmkay_ ywnbaw
@RoofusRoof19
10 ай бұрын
And they say Zesty hates workshop creators
@thegiantratthatmakesalloft9415
5 ай бұрын
Cob (hwabag be upon him) spotted on the 'nail
@nanoco1000
10 ай бұрын
Hi, I'm one of the creators of the Gourdian Angel unusual effect. Thanks for featuring it in your video! Hope everyone watching has a merry and cosy Smissmas ❤
@skinnybuggo
10 ай бұрын
I wish more people listened to you
@axyw
10 ай бұрын
COBSON ! ラブコブソン DAISUKI ❤
@TheReal_GMan
10 ай бұрын
B-but… I want more unoriginal, repetitive, and uninspired workshop slop! 😭
@reallyahuman
10 ай бұрын
"guys, lets skin santa and paste him on a gnome cone. that definitely would look fitting and cartoony into the game!"
@trashgaming3810
10 ай бұрын
@@reallyahuman i mean, it sorta would
@reallyahuman
10 ай бұрын
@@trashgaming3810 how? it doesnt fit ANY of the mercenary, it dosent look good, its fucking WACKY, and most importantly, NOBODY WANTS IT. please for the love of god dont tell me you also think that hot cocoa cap is ""appropriate for TF2"".
@reallyahuman
10 ай бұрын
@@trashgaming3810 again, just because its a cartoon doesnt excuse such a abomination. tf2 artstyle despite being fucked over and over, still managed to keep its semi seriousness until we got the smissmas 2021 treatment. people like hats that LOOK appleasing and feel like it belongs in the game, not fortnite-level of quality modelling and texturing with the worst "ideas" turned into the slop some people still call "hats".
@trashgaming3810
10 ай бұрын
@@reallyahuman I was talking about a literal skinned Santa Claus, but whatever.
@GarbageMan-wp5ql
9 ай бұрын
Just watched Turkey Tom's video on you. I just want to say that I think it's very brave nowadays for a person to voice their opinion, despite the implications that can come from the cancel culture mob, and other agressive groups. It's like a breath of fresh air to see such a polarizing character in such a community. Stay strong, Zesty.
@monomii2841
9 ай бұрын
Being transphobic is a bad thing just letting you know
@energeticyellow1637
9 ай бұрын
@@monomii2841 If transphobia is bad, maybe transpeople should stop making people transphobic.
@kingkoopa64
9 ай бұрын
@energeticyellow1637 Maybe if trans people don't based their whole personality on "guys look I'm trans," maybe people won't be so transphobic
@monomii2841
9 ай бұрын
@@kingkoopa64 You saying that unironically makes you exactly what you're criticizing. People boast about their sexuality and gender all the time whether they're cis or trans, but you only take problem with it when trans people do it. A trans person could turn this around and say the same to you "your whole personality is making assumptions about trans people" except the difference is that when they say it, it would actually be true. Lets just say you genuinely found it annoying that trans people do that though.. For anyone who's not transphobic, it would simply be a given that this is not trans exclusive. It wouldn't even occur to you that that's the case because you would just know it. The fact that I have to point this out to you is just sad. And besides, people being proud of who they are in a world where they're oppressed is not a reason to be transphobic towards them. Your reasoning is just terrible from all angles
@Birds_In_Crime
9 ай бұрын
@@monomii2841the definition of transphobia changes everyday to you people. There's no making you happy, no matter what people like Zesty say, you're always going to find something to complain about. We give you an inch, you take the whole damn mile. Anything you people say like "trans rights" or "transphobia" has an amorphous meaning and have become so vague that you can virtually say anything you want is a "right" and everything you disagree with is "transphobia" You people give more and more fuel to the people against your movement, you know that right?
@stockimageguy8941
10 ай бұрын
GODson in the thumbnail
@ashenone4989
10 ай бұрын
Western Rose is so good it's insane, I think I'd literally die if that got put in the game. It's so classy! elegant but understated. Love it.
@hipposeducer28
10 ай бұрын
Agreed. The creator of it, Aydan, also made Warborn and Mechanized Monster which were both put into the summer 2023 case. Would be perfection if Valve decided to pay him extra and have him create the entire warpaint case for an update.
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
10 ай бұрын
@@hipposeducer28mechanized monster is ewww
@hipposeducer28
10 ай бұрын
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 I personally don't like it but from what I've seen a lot of people do Also hi I saw you under the tyler mcvicker video and in either monkey or zesty's live stream chat (i forget which)
@FrancisL4D
10 ай бұрын
The day zesty jesus saved smissmas
@marin6452
10 ай бұрын
>cobson being used by normalGODS its over
@tmkay_
10 ай бұрын
>zesty >normalGOD marge?
@NeurodivergentSuperiority
10 ай бұрын
"It's just getting started!" -Mr.Incredible Gassy
@TheReal_GMan
10 ай бұрын
@@NeurodivergentSuperioritybrimstone mined from the depths of cordhell
@nikozur1770
10 ай бұрын
Im expecting alot of slop this smissmas 😔
@jon8753-q3h
10 ай бұрын
You made a really good point about taunts. Although I really like most taunts (scotmanns stagger, homerunners hobby) most taunts made by the community are mostly just emotes, not taunts
@taklampan650
10 ай бұрын
The After Hours warpaint is so damn clean
@MyGamingEdge
10 ай бұрын
cobson on the thumbnail. instant gem
@NeurodivergentSuperiority
10 ай бұрын
HWABAG
@Jvizzlezz
10 ай бұрын
#1. do literally anything to push back the 50000+ bots currently infecting the game 24/7 everything else comes after, way after
@TheQuadraticAttenuator
10 ай бұрын
It's crazy that bots are still such a problem
@nobodyThenose
10 ай бұрын
As someone who dabbles in trading and still loves casual, this is what an “update” should look like. Not 20 effects, not gingerbread weapons, and DEFINITELY NOT shitty maps that my dog could make.
@blukat9903
10 ай бұрын
A trend I'm seeing in maps after the summer update is that more mappers are trying to add cute animals to get more votes i wouldn't exactly mind it but a plot point in tf2 comics is that animals are becoming harder and harder to come play because the rich people are buying them in put them in zoos and valve kept that in mind when they made the cutout cows of their maps but it seems that reddit wholesome 100 cute animals is what the game wants at this sage of it's life
@simplysmiley4670
10 ай бұрын
human nature honestly they see a cute animal and no matter what you do they will get that cute animal or die trying
@blukat9903
10 ай бұрын
@@simplysmiley4670 in a game like tf2 said cute animal will survive until pyro sees it and well... you know...
@criticalfists87
10 ай бұрын
I LOVE LORE INACCURACY, I LOVE HEADCANONS AND FAN FICTIONS. I DON'T HAVE A RESPECT TOWARDS THE SOURCE MATERIAL!!!!1!1!1!1!!
@bananashoplifter3440
10 ай бұрын
Unrelated, but, good pfp
@blukat9903
10 ай бұрын
@@bananashoplifter3440 thanks stranger
@mada2774
10 ай бұрын
3.2% times 89.8K gives us approx 2873 women watching your video.
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjo
10 ай бұрын
Those weapon skins look better than anything we have ever got in the game so far
@TheMasterd333
10 ай бұрын
I have a sin to confess. I actually really like that Soldier christmas ornament helmet, the Bulb Bonnet, it goes great with the Ornament Armament and either the Gift Bringer or Kringle Collection for a christmas set that retains the traditional soldier helmet look. I am beyond help.
@aspongewithgun3366
10 ай бұрын
It's fine. It's your own preference. Just valve fault for adding it. So we can't just hate people for wearing it
@saramocha6653
10 ай бұрын
if you can make something you like with it, all power to ya, the only issue with these is that those types of opinions feel like a minority, and i just wish they'd add something that most people would enjoy aswell
@Virtahep0
10 ай бұрын
9:34 this is the best looking warpaint I've ever seen holy I need this
@Virtahep0
10 ай бұрын
those were so short the time stamp might not be perfect, I'm talking about capital asset.
@maximilianodiaz4151
10 ай бұрын
I saw that capital asset minigun and i just busted. Holy fuck i want that
@Birds_In_Crime
10 ай бұрын
We should add the incredible gassy to team fortress 2.
@QwertyoUip
10 ай бұрын
Incredible nassy will NEVER be a gem, no matter how much cordsisters force it.
@Birds_In_Crime
10 ай бұрын
@@QwertyoUip We should add the Incredible gassy to team fortress 2.
@funnylazychannel
10 ай бұрын
@@QwertyoUip We should add the Incredible gassy to team fortress 2.
@bananashoplifter3440
10 ай бұрын
The mexican?
@MyGamingEdge
10 ай бұрын
@@QwertyoUip HWABAG (He will always be a gasserald)
@ceejimm
10 ай бұрын
Congratulations on that, Zesty. Really. I played Team Fortress 2 for the last 12 years and to see such a helpful and consistent material that can actually be used to build an update is just perfect, despite the estate of the game nowdays. The list is peak, thank you!
@chazbennett7771
10 ай бұрын
I hope we get that turbine reskin you showed last year bc it looks beautiful
@notshane3827
5 ай бұрын
HWABAG 💎
@bane2988
10 ай бұрын
'son on the 'nail
@durrnip
10 ай бұрын
1:50 damn, didn't know we were at the point where strawman comics are being made to defend garbage content
@Labyrinth6000
10 ай бұрын
That door disgusts me.
@genotheskeleton6258
10 ай бұрын
Womp womp
@monomii2841
9 ай бұрын
Cause you're a bad person
@solarflare9078
3 ай бұрын
@@monomii2841 How would you feel about a statue of Donald Trump in the game? Because that door set a precedent about including one's politics in a game
@monomii2841
3 ай бұрын
@@solarflare9078 Supporting trans rights isn't even political to begin with. Conservatives are just hateful people obsessed with identity politics and not actual issues. If you think this is actually a matter of politics I feel sorry for you
@tsundora_tf2
10 ай бұрын
you made me pause 52 Non Stop Dilbar Dilbar Remix by Panjabi MC this better be good
@tsundora_tf2
10 ай бұрын
it was worth it
@CrystalBlitz
10 ай бұрын
Gonna be honest, dreamy moon and chili night looks similar to some previous effects… *cough* morning glory and cloudy moon. But I will allow it as those effects are wayyyy too expensive due to the economy so if it’s a knock off cloudy moon. I’m saying yes to that.
@Small_child_punter
10 ай бұрын
You killed it. Perfect. These all look good, and they all are classy. Everyone go look up every single one of these items and vote for them. These are the amazing stuff.
@fathermc249
10 ай бұрын
I can already see the future if this update were to 100% go your way "The Zesty Jesus Update"™ -Hat Emporium fuckers
@SaintRedFox
10 ай бұрын
they already said that with summer lmao
@fathermc249
10 ай бұрын
@@SaintRedFox*Zesty Jesus cosmetic case
@cinnamonoa
10 ай бұрын
the war paints you've selected are fucking incredible, remind me of 2015-16 decorated weapons
@Ofxzh
10 ай бұрын
I want an added MvM map where there’s a Santa robot that rains down an assortment of bombs, money, health, and ammo.
@NiiRubra
10 ай бұрын
That's a fun idea, a Heavy Bot with the all father and holiday punch that has "absorbed the very essence of smissmas: capitalism" so he is worth a lot of cash, and he throws explosive gifts because"it turns out that the most common xmas present that people are sending to their relatives this year, is a bomb", so they gotta put those bombs to use
@unclemugen
10 ай бұрын
gemmy
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
10 ай бұрын
All I want for smissmas is clobson!
@fedora7kid
10 ай бұрын
save tf2 has officialy become a joke i dont know whether to laugh or cry
@TheDoomsdayzoner
10 ай бұрын
I want EVERY weapon that doesn't have it to get a Strangifier/Science Kit. I want fixes for all maps, and especially replacement of Wutville with a vetter version that is out there. And finally, I want Valve to not add crap that doesn't belong in tf2 like Prop Hunt and cosmetics that can be colored on the Major zones.
@uncleshagworthy
10 ай бұрын
*man I do love my 50th Crone’s Dome reskin*
@s0g
10 ай бұрын
You definitely have great tastes, and I don't think it's too uncontroversial to say that you also know what quality is, and really do care about this game; what I think people don't entirely like about you is the way you tend to put your opinions in the harshest ways possible, so it's really nice to see a video(mainly) not talking about how bad stuff currently in the game is from you, and instead showing items you think would
@wurlmon5191
10 ай бұрын
I do agree with the part about how he gives that feedback. When giving criticism, especially if you want it to be constructive, it should be given in a way that doesn't make it discouraging to read it.
@zachreimer4262
10 ай бұрын
All I want for smismas is a rebalance for a few of the terrible and forgotten weapons like the red tape recorder. And to bring the caber back to it's hilarious glory.
@bac0ntoast
10 ай бұрын
About the taunts thing, I completely agree. Taunts, evident in the god damn name, are used to provoke your opponent. Hot take but: The game is designed so that taunting after getting a kill is completely in spirit with the game's characters and interactions. Hell, there's achievements for doing so. This being said, people should not be getting mad when you schadenfreude after dominating them. It's just in the game. When someone does it to me, I see it as a challenge, a little mid-game rivalry, and something that the devs intended from the start.
@deginantisgameris
10 ай бұрын
2:23 now the suicadal W+M1 will make sense because "death corps of krieg"
@kormana
10 ай бұрын
imo theres maybe a few items on here that feel too similar to pre-existing items, like the mafia heavy fedora, we literally have exactly that in the game already
@maxerduster
10 ай бұрын
Considering how old TF2 is, including that mafia hat for Heavy, there's bound to be alot of cosmetics that share a similar idea, but are done in a different manner. Just look at all the "wizard hats" we have
@conkix
10 ай бұрын
dont let mariah carey defrost into TF2
@luckylu7373
9 ай бұрын
HWABAG
@teras_burger
10 ай бұрын
zesty, you are the hero we need
@mortmartle
10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that the fast casual has been noticed. Such a clean cosmetic
@Suspiciouslocal
10 ай бұрын
Everything shown here is top level stuff. I think they just need the names of the items and maps to be a little more presentable, is all.
@Labyrinth6000
10 ай бұрын
Bruh, the tf2 subreddit REALLY hates you at this point. I find it hilarious the same tolerant group would be flipping mad if you said that you don’t agree with that “lifestyle.” 😂
@gionataspiniella
10 ай бұрын
Tolerance is not meant for intolerants
@Taifun_TV
10 ай бұрын
@@gionataspiniellaAren't you the same group of people who harassed Scott Cawthon for executing his right as the US citizen, proving him right?
@gionataspiniella
10 ай бұрын
@Taifun_TV idk what are you talking about
@xXEGPXx
10 ай бұрын
He says that his favorite intellectual is Matt Walsh, a man who wants to remove the age of consent. So yes the fact that he is a pedophile is upsetting to many
@eh___1449
10 ай бұрын
@@xXEGPXx LOOOOL nice photoshop ya got there!
@JC_Stone
10 ай бұрын
I like Zesty Jesus because unlike many other people on the internet who think their opinion is the only correct one and can only defend it with insults, ZJ actually backs up their opinions with legitimate arguments. Even if I disagree with the opinions, the fact that the argument is sound leads me to respect them even though they’re different than mine. Or something, idk what the hell I’m yapping about.
@Iwidelyoutliveeverything
10 ай бұрын
All I want is a normal, all class top hat. No christmas lights, no elf pattern, no antlers, just a normal top hat.
@Sentrah1
10 ай бұрын
was there for the last conagher push. w stream as always
@Portal2Player
10 ай бұрын
I would be happy if Eric Smith just stole everything from this video
@5kN9
10 ай бұрын
All I want for Smissmas is the pain to stop
@HyperbolicArachnid
10 ай бұрын
I need my stock image Christmas present warpaint Zesty stop muddying the workshop with these actually good warpaints
@danielsurvivor1372
10 ай бұрын
*A Gemerald that saved Tf2* 😊
@waterburgr
10 ай бұрын
zesty is a chud😮
@phishreaper8126
10 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be real bro, I don't think any of that is going to be added in. Not because it isn't qualified, but because valve doesn't care.
@catke590
10 ай бұрын
And he knows, but we can always vote in the workshop. Let's make this video get more traction.
@ArtZy08
10 ай бұрын
Would've liked "Mourning Mercs" as one of the taunts you picked, Its a fun taunt and would complete the 'emotions' taunts. the Schadenfreude The Scaredy-Cat Mourning Mercs
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