"I'm tired of getting drunk....", that's when I knew he was joking.
@PappaBear_yt
Ай бұрын
😂😂👍🏻🍻🍻
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
Ай бұрын
Like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DRINKER lol
@KwisatzHaderach.22.
Ай бұрын
I felt that when he pulled a Stuckmann
@brickomedia
Ай бұрын
Lol
@djelliott4524
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 that did throw me off! 😂😂😂
@iraqifoodcart8447
Ай бұрын
I didn't check the date before clicking this video.... Damn good prank.
@lostcauselancer333
Ай бұрын
I’ve been bamboozled by KZitem-ites all day and yet was also bamboozled by this somehow.
@Flitalidapouet
Ай бұрын
I was full on believing it
@leonardodavi2695
Ай бұрын
It fooled me for a couple of seconds.
@bandman83
Ай бұрын
Got me too, bro. 😂😂
@travonarmstrong6093
Ай бұрын
He had me too, not gonna lie 😂
@alexlowe6511
Ай бұрын
Watching this on April 5th, far enough from April fool’s day to make it believable. You got me.
@jackus1201
Ай бұрын
Same 😂
@SturmRatt
Ай бұрын
I was just writing almost word for word the same thing when I saw this comment... I mean I kept expecting a twist, but had completely forgotten April fools had happened
@wesleytrott6397
Ай бұрын
Me too! LOL
@Boosharoo
Ай бұрын
Same
@rebbelwivcause
Ай бұрын
Was the 3rd for me here in UK, and I was genuinely tearing up, ngl. Fucker!
@ThePatterner
Ай бұрын
Can I just say that the fact that this video is exactly 4 minutes and 01 seconds long is just *chef's kiss*. Well played, Drinker.
@williamcaseywells604
Ай бұрын
🫡
@honest_E
Ай бұрын
Oh, I didn’t even notice that! Good eye
@VENOM-cj1nd
Ай бұрын
What's the significance of 4:01?
@tsugambler
Ай бұрын
@@VENOM-cj1nd In the USA, it's the date format for April 1st (which we write as 04/01)
@b4sili0
Ай бұрын
@@VENOM-cj1nd 1st of april when you write dates the weird way :D. But then again a 1:04 minutes long video would not hit the same way!
@bigdreams5554
Ай бұрын
Wow this video has better acting, character development, soundtrack, and emotional beats than most Netflix or Disney shows. Well done!!
@AltVIP
Ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIP
Ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIP
Ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIP
Ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@lewdleaf4975
Ай бұрын
Damn bro wipe ur mouth when ur done
@azuresquall5207
Ай бұрын
You will be sorely missed Drinker. Thank you for everything. See you next week or so.
@KenwayJoel
Ай бұрын
@TripieRedd Are you a moron?
@kalisaken6763
Ай бұрын
Yeah! When he stops sobering up and gets a few shots in
@Sillimant_
Ай бұрын
@TripieReddno shit Sherlock
@__jonbud______________________
Ай бұрын
@Sillimant_ to be fair, his perception of the context is just as real as Sherlock's
@LockeNarshe
Ай бұрын
@TripieRedd Whooshed kinda hard there, my man. That's what the second line was for.
@virgilesubi4life939
Ай бұрын
Holy shit, i believed the whole thing... I laughed so hard, such a relief knowing that you'll still be there. Thanks for all the great videos. Bottoms up!
@MisterWonka
Ай бұрын
This video won't be a joke anymore if he gets too busy writing or filmmaking
@mordengrey6423
Ай бұрын
You bastard. I was _going_ to say, some of your best work hasnt been the critiques, but rather the videos you've made (for example) on what heroes are and why they're important. I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression. Mock me if you so desire, but you've written some powerful, inspiring stuff. Glad to know I was bamboozled with this video.
@coldblackice
Ай бұрын
"I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression" Mind sharing what that was you quoted to those friends?
@yourstateofsoul9163
Ай бұрын
@@coldblackice Please!
@basedarkane717
Ай бұрын
Good April Fools
@markcostello5120
Ай бұрын
Joke's on him I'm in Australia and it's April 2.
@xcyoteex
Ай бұрын
Genius
@mrkojak-ci1zm
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
@Steiner_Math_141
Ай бұрын
Almost made a lot of fat middle aged men with 1k sub channels who do nothing but make videos hating Drinker, Nerdrotic etc extremely happy.... Almost 😂
@braxtonslack5812
Ай бұрын
Spoiled the damn video
@paullonergan6803
Ай бұрын
That was the first time that I’ve been ‘ got’ with an April Fool’s trick, and I’m 74 years old! Brilliant!
@Nickydo111
Ай бұрын
Me too, phew.
@EvenTheDogAgrees
Ай бұрын
Me too, and I'm 168!
@steamroller8773
Ай бұрын
Forgotten weapons video last year was what got me for the first time.
@SteelMoments
Ай бұрын
Nah, man, you just forgot all the other times because you're so old! 😂 Anyway, at age 54 myself... Wait, I lost my train of thought. What were you saying? What was I saying?
@zeeglu6663
Ай бұрын
The background music should have been an immediate clue, but I still fell for his sobless story. Sign-O-the-Times, but well played by The Drinker :)
@balazra
Ай бұрын
This is a better story than Hollywood has produced in many year. I salute your brilliance!!!
@killerclone2177
Ай бұрын
that's not particularly difficult to pull off
@MrCunningham4
28 күн бұрын
Watching this two weeks after it was uploaded, and forgetting what day it was 2 weeks ago... Oscar performance good sir! You had me going there, I nearly shed a tear
@X525Crossfire
Ай бұрын
I knew this wasn't real when Drinker didn't thank Tatiana in the acknowledgements 😂
@random22026
Ай бұрын
😁😁😆😆😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
@specialk9424
Ай бұрын
Drinker, you magnificent bastard, you almost had me. I bit for about 15 seconds, before I realized what day it was. Maybe you are a drunken Scotsman, but you truly do fight the good fight. Even if we disagree on the last two Ghostbuster movies, you are still needed. Warriors like you, MauLer, AZ, Doomcock. Someday, you really will hang 'em up for good. And you will be remembered as legends.
@YeffRamos
Ай бұрын
i couldn't resist but to read this in his drunker voice lol
@anon_y_mousse
Ай бұрын
Wait, you liked the last two Ghostbuster movies?
@HA-gu1qk
Ай бұрын
I believed it because of the Star Wars the acolyte critique. It sounds like he's given up on the hope, that Star Wars would be good again. Very fatalistic. Maybe this video here contains more truth than he wants to tell us😂
@OnyedikachiNnajiofor-kz8vt
Ай бұрын
U like the last Ghostbusters? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
@scottparson9631
Ай бұрын
Pride made me wait until today to admit, you got me - and I think of myself as a very skeptical viewer - you've got a gift . . !
@Chrisfeb68
Ай бұрын
I was really bummed out at first. He's one of the best things on KZitem.
@tfr3nzy627
Ай бұрын
This guy is a Legend
@RussellNelson
Ай бұрын
He is Legend.
@LuisSierra42
Ай бұрын
He never misses
@Hanover_Fist
Ай бұрын
Think of the work it took to spoof us ALL. This vid is a testament to his mastery of mutiple crafts.
@untouchable360x
Ай бұрын
"A man can be killed or destroyed. But if he makes himself more than just a man and becomes an ideal. He becomes something else entirely. A legend. " Ra's Al Ghul
@Blizofoz45
Ай бұрын
He never asks you to like and subscribe. I seriously respect that. And no sponsored videos either. Few can resist such temptations.
@Red_Four
Ай бұрын
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a thousand SJWs that were celebrating throughout most of this video cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@damnationdan5253
Ай бұрын
2016 called
@fulconandroadcone9488
Ай бұрын
Somehow drinker didn't retire.
@priapulida
Ай бұрын
good one 😂
@ajbones4207
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@One-Ring-To-Rule-Them-All
Ай бұрын
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Love your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shawnatucker9895
Ай бұрын
Thank you - you were one of my favorite channels. Best of luck with your movie and all other adventures in your future!!!
@ddelong1000
Ай бұрын
Almost had me, Drinker-being a long time viewer and committed drunkard, however, I knew it couldn’t be so! Well done!! The updates on the film project are amazing!
@thirdgengta
Ай бұрын
Well played, sir Drinker. Indeed--well played. I felt like I was attending a funeral for a minute there. What a relief.
@geriwan1
Ай бұрын
... same here. Absolutely. Greetings from Germany
@drinkxyz
Ай бұрын
Drinker, you've inspired me to follow in your footsteps and quit my job. Sure my children may have to go hungry for a while, but it's just not fun anymore. Thank you for giving me the courage to make this decision.
@JohnDoe-df7bl
Ай бұрын
I hope you're joking. If you are a father you have a responsibility to care for you're family regardless of how hard it is. I'm not saying that you should give up on your dreams but putting your children in danger should not be acceptable no matter what. May God guide you in your life and may Jesus be your lord and savior.
@mohammadmirza84
Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7blits april 1st you fool
@kendonfahr8337
Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7bl 🤣
@stephen19590
Ай бұрын
I read that as sue your children
@lukemclellan2141
Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7bl please pray to God for a sense of humour.
@DanStevenOfficial
Ай бұрын
OMG Had me fooled! I was tearing up at the thought of it all being over (I watched it on April 7th). Well played, miestro, well played!
@hrfunk
Ай бұрын
You got me. Thanks for all the fun.
@draxrdax7321
Ай бұрын
The hit at Stuckmann must sting him like a thousand bees right now lol
@flonoiisana4647
Ай бұрын
Hahaha
@jennycoyle8204
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnochiltree1170
Ай бұрын
He’s just dying to get Stuckmannized
@bigguy4x418
Ай бұрын
Looks at Chris’ KZitem page. (2.4 million followers) He seems to be doing fine.
@dickknubbler3481
Ай бұрын
Even I needed some ice for that burn
@Mcluvin231
Ай бұрын
Actually teared up until the April Fools. You are an absolute bastard and I love you for it!! Cheers!🍻
@archangel_josh
Ай бұрын
If it weren't for the comments I would think this was real.
@arpitmishra3735
Ай бұрын
@@archangel_josh i did the mistake of watching the video without reading the comments 🙂
@jordydemeyere5029
Ай бұрын
I actually lol'ed. Had me scared for a minute. Hope there's more to come!!
@YouTubeUserID
Ай бұрын
Good luck, Man. I will miss you. Thanks for all of the content.
@donfisherjr.2404
Ай бұрын
You almost got me, Mr. Drinker. I panicked, clicked play, and then looked at the calendar. I'm thankful that my favorite drunken Scotsman who reviews movies is here for a while longer!
@ariannablove
Ай бұрын
Same! 😂 I tapped, then remembered the day.
@bendavison5391
Ай бұрын
Don't leave me we can make this work it can be fun again. You bast@d you had me.
@creepycrawliez
Ай бұрын
Wow… it’s not often you get someone who is so sincere about their passion, and decides to end their journey on a high note rather than milking it dry. I’m gonna miss you, but I’ll always enjoy the old memories. Good luck to you! … … OH YOU INEBRIATED PIECE OF-
All your work is well received. I enjoyed every minute of it thanks and good luck in your next endeavor.
@anotherrandompersononthein8601
Ай бұрын
I can really tell which comments were posted before watching to the end
@rafeo3777
Ай бұрын
You had me for just a moment, then I saw when you posted it. Good one CD!
@FrancisFjordCupola
Ай бұрын
Packed more character development and humor in four minutes than Hollywood ever could pack into two or three hours...
@danwartho4679
Ай бұрын
Watching from Australia where it's the 2nd already and didn't clock it. Shouted at my brother to come see and we paused it and had a heated winge about one of the last good creators signing off. You sly sauced bastard, hats off with love.
@allbbq
Ай бұрын
Whatever a winge is ... 😂😂
@plato9797
Ай бұрын
Winge' in Australian dialect..' a moan, a cry, a sob, oh woah is me, a feeling of discontent, despair, why me???...@@allbbq
@jacob96014
Ай бұрын
@@allbbq Means having a Sook xD, I'm also from Australia and i knew april fools was over when i watched this but kinda fell for it because i can see how burnt out this dude gets over the current state of Media. Glad he's staying hope he takes a little break for himself though.
@waffenconvert
Ай бұрын
Yep from Aus too and he fkn got me............
@Autobot_Megatron
Ай бұрын
@@jacob96014No, the original poster mispelled "Whinge".
@chwiteboy
13 күн бұрын
It’s May second and I’ve only been watching your videos for a short time now but they’re super entertaining and insightful so I was actually moved at the prospect of you calling it quits. Glad to see you’re going to keep at it
@FQAN17
Ай бұрын
Oh my gosh the music choice is stellar for this.
@SLIMETHEKINGG
Ай бұрын
I’m going to miss the amazing reviews and content you brought to this platform, every video was the pinnacle of jokes, editing, and writing. I always related to your takes on modern cinema and I’ll never forget you man🍻 Edit: GOD DAMN ITTTTTTT
@DanCooper404
Ай бұрын
It's a prank. What's today's date?
@b3njamMMVII
Ай бұрын
nah no way you fell for it cmon 💀
@MarvelMTs
Ай бұрын
You bought it hook, line and sinker
@StefanAndresen
Ай бұрын
@@MarvelMTs So did I. Well done!
@LockeNarshe
Ай бұрын
That feeling when finishing a video before commenting is important, heh.
@samuelasnake3234
Ай бұрын
You beautiful bastard! You got me.😂 I was actually welling up with tears. Don't ever change. Much love all the way from Ethiopia 🇪🇹.
@MadaraUchiha-ly8wr
Ай бұрын
Same, only I was starting to feel lost.😂😂😂
@richarddesilets4947
Ай бұрын
lol I'm glad I'm not the only one that fell for it
@BooleanDisorder
Ай бұрын
If even Ethiopians fell for it then darn, the Drinker is good
@xitaris5981
Ай бұрын
Same, I was panicking though.
@samuelasnake3234
Ай бұрын
@@BooleanDisorder @BooleanDisorder We don't use the Gregorian calendar in Ethiopia so I completely forgot it was the 1st of April. He almost ruined my night.
@davidkenny9417
Ай бұрын
That got me , felt a little sad I love listening to you on my long Drive from wales to England to see my kids . But happy it’s not the end
@spsheades
Ай бұрын
Damn, I just got back from a business trip from an Unnamed Country where KZitem is blocked and just clicked on the video without looking at the date it was posted. I was having severe depression until the very end! Brilliant!
@mjuk1984
Ай бұрын
Damn you, you handsome bastard! You fooking got me, and my liver had a moment of hope. You were my introduction to the Fellowship Drinker and the reason I continue to live the purest hedonistic life of endless debauchery. 🍻🍻🍻
@dll7658
Ай бұрын
😆
@armondtanz
Ай бұрын
Be in jail soon. That bill that come out on 1st will have him ... RIP free speech.
@schaddenkorp6977
Ай бұрын
I use your icon as my response whenever anyone asks how my day has been going when I’m on discord.
@ailora2357
Ай бұрын
You ornery bastard, you. I knew it was not real! Finally, that exciting ornery Scottish eye got me. Hey! Not all Scots have onery wild eyes but all wild ornery eyed men are Scots.
@Br1cht
Ай бұрын
You’d love Rekieta then, if you enjoy the *Hedonism II* lifestyle I mean😂
@walkermook9354
Ай бұрын
From someone currently in Japan where this posted on 2 April (I live in the future), I'll admit it... you got me.
@brianmacdougall9200
Ай бұрын
Absolutely the same here in Oz, mate!! 😁☯️
@crazypergy
Ай бұрын
Hey! I’m in Japan too! Good to know there’s another person of culture living here.
@WayStedYou
Ай бұрын
Ahen he said tired of getting drunk you knew it was a joke
@konakaucoffee1496
Ай бұрын
I am also in Japan lovely tochigi
@ascended1163
Ай бұрын
Same lol. But then I realised it's probably still 1 Apr when he uploaded it.
@bourbonernie9534
27 күн бұрын
I’m just now hearing this so was completely convinced. It was bitter sweet, cos the music 🎉
@zorangrubor2605
Ай бұрын
A lot of us here simply wait to see Your review of a certain movie we plan to watch, and if review is bad, we trust it by default and skip that movie, and that means something. Thanks!
@Seoulsearch616
Ай бұрын
Thank goodness for the end of the video. I was developing a very large drinker-shaped canyon in my heart! 🥺❤️😬🌹
@OneOclockSteve
Ай бұрын
Same here. I’ve never been more glad to realize that I’d fallen for an April Fools Day prank.
@andyelton9714
Ай бұрын
Hook, line and sinker!! I was so relieved when I realised it was an April Fool. Channels like yours have never been more important. Thanks for all the great content.
@plasmaastronaut
Ай бұрын
For decades I tried to improve so I wouldn't fall for April fools, but now I've realized I miss the experience.
@chknzgd137
Ай бұрын
LOL I would have believed this. You're an awesome dude - keep on keepin' on! :D
@Omchiwich
Ай бұрын
“Time for me to go away now” is something I thought I would never hear
@mar10ssj1
Ай бұрын
Had me sad there for a while. Not gonna lie.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
Ай бұрын
The instant I heard him say that, I checked the time marker. What?? Still a minute to go? Hold on a second... something smells fishy and it ain't Tatiana.
@aviadd843
Ай бұрын
You got me. I was watching with an open mouth. Couldn't believe what I was hearing. Thank God for April 1st.
@Conradlovesjoy
Ай бұрын
Imagine believing anything shocking on April first.
@demonwizard2162
24 күн бұрын
This man actually got me, watching this on the 21th. The key and peele clip was my exact emotion
@jl3114
19 күн бұрын
The twenty firth?
@patherush
Ай бұрын
you got me....until the end. Very well played, good Sir
@caseytodd7632
Ай бұрын
You're our favorite, Mr. Drinker. Cheers from Texas!
@jasonsandoval9435
Ай бұрын
I got genuinely sad for a sec, things just wouldn't be the same without you, you magnificent bastard. Cheers! 🍻
@IsaacMuntz
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 cheers mate 🍻
@metalmetalian6265
Ай бұрын
Amen! Amen! Amen! I got so much love for you my brother....do it! 😢😢😢 I saw this video you made coming home from work drinking vodka got into my room and cried watching this video you made because I'm going through some stuff in my personal life as well as being in agreement w your thoughts as well. You are the best and it breaks my heart I won't hear from you no more but as long as it works better for you....by all means, I hope the best for you my dude in this shitty world were living in❤🙏🤘
@ralphkginorio
Ай бұрын
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! This really bothered me, and then I looked at a calendar. Drinker, you got me!
@DrKaushikRam
Ай бұрын
What a prank!! This is one of my favourite KZitem channels and would have definitely left a void in my life. Thank you for not jumping on the quilting KZitem trend.
@michaelchapman8193
Ай бұрын
I was full-on sad and depressed until the last bit. You are the only one who fooled me today. Your presentation is flawless, just like the reviews. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
@peterbrodersen4739
Ай бұрын
Love it! Thanks for the good times now and onwards.
@TimParryful
Ай бұрын
For a moment there I turned into the blue-haired, hi-vis wearing person screaming at the sky, "Noooooooo!!!". Thankfully I watched to the end. You got me, you indispensable drunk bastard.
@Glendon34
Ай бұрын
Holy crap. I went through all 5 stages of grief in the course of that 4 minute video. 😅 Good one, Drinker!
@sheerbeauty
Ай бұрын
I was taken in too, til I read the first comment halfway through. I legit thought he was giving his liver a break when he said "I'm tired of drinking." Like, who wouldn't be? Liquor tastes nasty. I guess I am not part of the tradition of thousands of years that people have been imbibing fermented stuff.
@davidblack4426
Ай бұрын
That's why we love him -- he's a great storyteller! He always gives us the alternate endings and 'obvious' missed opportunities. @sheerbeauty - hey, it might help to try the good stuff. Top shelf American bourbon, or a quality cocktail with excellent ingredients could change your mind!
@Rumjunkie176
Ай бұрын
You wonderful bastard, you had me going there, I was about ready to raise my glass in a toast. Well played sir, a better plot twist than many recent movies.
@BayOctopus
Ай бұрын
Aw, I will miss your videos but totally support you! Wish you all the best! Your fantastic and I wish I could have met you in person. Opps, wait what? I thought maybe it was good to end it all? You got me. Shoulda known.
@gadgscoastguitars7494
Ай бұрын
HAHAHA... good one. I really enjoy your critiques, they're fun and informative. Keep on rockin'!!!
@SnowTheWeatherMan
Ай бұрын
When I heard "Thats all I've got, time for me to go away now" I legit thought I was hearing this for the last time, and like watching the last minutes of Avengers Endgame I closed my eyes and a tear fell down my left cheek... Then I heard "happy April fools". I smiled, with my eyes still closed and whispered "Well played my intoxicated good sir, well played".
@brankbrank6417
Ай бұрын
😬
@leoniepipe6910
Ай бұрын
Ditto. I love the Critical Drinker and felt an overwhelming sense of sadness until he said "happy April's fools"; then I laughed out loud. I'd rather be an April fool than see the demise of this channel. BTW, I live in New Zealand where April fool's was yesterday but good one, Critical Drinker!
@the_gilded_age_phoenix8717
Ай бұрын
Interesting trick...you are able to cry out of just one eye. Cool.
@duaneullery2133
Ай бұрын
As soon as he started in on the "Now that I've made a short film, I don't want to shit on the work of others" bit, I got it. Not only was this brilliantly executed, but I love the sly dig at Chris Stuckmann going on there. Well played, Drinker. Well played. 🍻
@angelsjoker8190
Ай бұрын
What's it about with Stuckmann¿
@duaneullery2133
Ай бұрын
@@angelsjoker8190 He posted a video concerning Madame Web rambling about how he's not interested in giving a bad review because that's unfair to the people who made it and received major ( and, honestly, deserved) blowback from other KZitem content creators and the public for essentially toadying to the system because he just made a movie himself and is clearly trying not to ruffle any feathers. The problem is, his statement about that belies something vital to film criticism: Objectivity. If an individual is unwilling to acknowledge where w film steps wrong and instead only focuses on the good, not only is that a disservice to anyone watching or reading who is looking for some insight into whether the film is good or not, it's actually a disservice to the filmmakers and studios because they're not receiving honest feedback regarding the quality of their movies or television series. Take a look at arguably the best critic to ever be in the game: Roger Ebert. He frequently praised movies his mainstream contemporaries rejected outright ( Romero's Dawn of the Dead is a good example) and he also wasn't afraid to fully rip a terrible movie apart. Because being honest about his experience was literally his freaking job. Stuckmann essentially admitted in his video he's not going to aspire to that degree of honesty. It felt like that line in the Drinker's video here was a direct shot at that video and the flimsy reasoning behind it.
@in5n80
Ай бұрын
@@angelsjoker8190 I think Stuckman made a similar video and he actually started pursuing movie making and he stopped roasing movies. Now he only does positive reviews.
@angelsjoker8190
Ай бұрын
@@in5n80 Ah, ok. Thanks. I've read somewhere else in the comments, it's gotten kind of to the level of beef and Drinker and his pals have extensively bashed Stuckman.
@peterlong5355
20 күн бұрын
Man... You had me at goodbye. I've been "away" for awhile, and seeing life through different lenses have me all up in my feels, I'm leaking. You are extremely talented, a Jedi of Jargon, and would be greatly missed. Keep grinding brother and may you live forever shiny and chrome.
@crazyjaybe
27 күн бұрын
Thank you, Drinker. My introduction to you brought me to HBOs Chernobyl, one of the greatest productions I've seen in my life! ....oh, you bastard.... I dub thee Drinkin' Bastard!!
@cyberdarkturtle6971
Ай бұрын
April Fools
@SunnyLovetts
Ай бұрын
This guys job is literally drinking and talking. he isn't going anywhere lol
@ProLifeAtheistXX
Ай бұрын
Thank you! I almost fell for that! Whew!
@kevinbrace8941
Ай бұрын
Wait a minute he lives in scotland so that means its april 2nd for him 😢nevermind lol thats why you always finish the video before leaving a comment
@MumRah
Ай бұрын
Can't trust anything today
@B-l-a-z-z-e-R
Ай бұрын
It's almost the end of the day here and I completely forgot what day it was today.
@sjziemba
Ай бұрын
OMG! Good one. I'm 67 years old and I literally started tearing up before I realized it was a joke. I love your books and your content is my absolute #1 favorite. So glad you're not going anywhere! Please don't retire until after I die! LOL
@menelikjegna
Ай бұрын
Live long, Internet stranger. Live long 🍻
@johnz0rxxx
Ай бұрын
aye, wait until i die as well
@jayclark8284
Ай бұрын
Me too...like watching the ending of Shane or Lassy😂
@anth080
Ай бұрын
haha, fell for this like a complete sucker! In my defence, it's 5 April so my guard was down. Nice one CD!
@Doc.McNasty
Ай бұрын
Damn dude, that was the most heartfelt salute.
@gregwolking
Ай бұрын
I must admit, you really had me going there, you manky Scottish bastard!! That was an excellent April Fool's gag, well-executed. I'm truly glad that you're *not* leaving. I (among many others, I have no doubt) would miss you terribly. Your work is first echelon, consistently both insightful and entertaining. I look forward to watching each and every video that you release. Thanks for doing what you do, and I hope you continue to enjoy doing it for at least however long I have left on this planet (FWIW, I turn 65 next month).
@lunagomezreal9425
Ай бұрын
Long live to the drinker Happy future birthday Btw
@gregwolking
Ай бұрын
@@lunagomezreal9425 Thank you!
@pabloc6283
Ай бұрын
I'm from Spain and here we don't have April's fools. I thought you meant it. I have been on the verge of calling my psychologist for going into depression. I'm glad you're still going strong and drunk!!!
@Lexicommonzero
Ай бұрын
Let the tradition spread!!!!
@akodaah13-e32
Ай бұрын
Vaya, un español! Saludos desde México (casi me la creo también, jaja)
@MiguelFarah
Ай бұрын
Ahem... 28 December? El Día de los Santos Inocentes... no me digas q’s’ha perdío completamentementemente.
@thomassmart4227
Ай бұрын
Same here. It’s well into the second of April here and I forget the Poms and Yanks are on a time delay
@yesiamarussianbot3076
Ай бұрын
Well that's because on April 1st 1572 the Spanish Duke Alva, (Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel) lost Brielle to the Watergeuzen during the 80 years war which is still celebrated in the Netherlands today, and you guys are just salty about it.
@muertesolo
Ай бұрын
Nice meeting you, you have done an awesome job and thank you. You'll be missed.
@ubermalice9589
Ай бұрын
Really had me going there. I was already mentally preparing my heartfelt response. Laughed out loud, scaring and making the dog jump when Drinker said April fools. Admittedly forget today was even April 1st. Hell, I paid rent today, should've known. Anyway. Thanks for the gut laugh. Looking forward to many more from the legend himself; the Critical Drinker. Cheers.
@ithink3979
Ай бұрын
He had be for a minute because we just hit April 2 here, It's late, I'm very tired and I overlooked the date he posted. Thus, guard was down for a bit. Only one that actually got me a bit! Also, gotta give the speech a personal merit award. For a fake, that was pretty deep...or shall we call it a...deepfake? :P
@Vargre
Ай бұрын
Same
@mattchewgallagher6671
Ай бұрын
OH MY GODDDD! Never have I been so completely crushed and then immediately lifted back up! Lolololol good one, man!
@foxlittleredfox2876
Ай бұрын
You confused the hell out of me. I just subscribed and thought -wtf? 😳But there are two new videos of yours already out. It was beautifully done though, it felt so real and emotional.
@theriddleofsteel2479
Ай бұрын
This may have been a joke and I'm just catching this over a week later from the time you posted it. I do want to say thanks for all you've done. You've been one of the most reliable movie critics I've ever followed. Your assessments have been spot on.
@josephbowman1881
Ай бұрын
I was drafting the most heartfelt comment in my head while listening to this saying how it’s been an amazing ride with your most excellent criticism on movies! So relieved when you punked me at the end! 😂😂😂
@eamonia
Ай бұрын
Right there with you. Knowing that it would be lost in a sea of a million others never to be read, I still couldn't stop my mind from going through the emotional tones and what I would say. Thank God my wife didn't catch me crying. She _never_ would have let me live that one down.
@ianswinford5570
Ай бұрын
I was scared at first, but then I remembered that it’s April 1st. Good one, Lord Drinker. I’ll continuously support your endeavors, good sir.
@mr.doctorcaptain1124
Ай бұрын
I completely forgot it was April 1. I’m also an idiot though so there is that.
@ianswinford5570
Ай бұрын
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 It's fine. I'm sure he fooled a lot of us!
@user-ih8hk8po7q
Ай бұрын
Thank you for your time and hard work.
@lindsaypickett6146
Ай бұрын
I love you man!! After listening to the end you cracked me up!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nunomiguel565
Ай бұрын
played us like a damn fiddle! Thank you for your work from Portugal
@malzo1701
Ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving!
@Barbarossa_F
Ай бұрын
And happy birthday to all 🍰
@a_8850
Ай бұрын
Really good, Drinker! You had me there. The delivery was so sincere I believed it.
@CapedCrusader77
Ай бұрын
Scared the shit out of me! There were two other videos ahead, but I wasn't sure. That's an AWESOME April Fools prank!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I adore this man so much, and his rage at the new Indy movie was insane!
@plakativ_b
Ай бұрын
Thanks, Drinker. We’re lucky to have you.👏🏻
@DesertStateNevada
Ай бұрын
He got me in the first few seconds. Should've left out the last part about this being a joke. Then a few days from now he'd just keep uploading, making his haters lose their minds.
@babajidebabalola327
Ай бұрын
You got me all up in my feelings for a second! This made me realize how even more important what you do is. Thank you. I'm going away now!
@patriced8643
Ай бұрын
Thought it was a joke at first... then, I thought 'oh wow! he's serious... that's too bad! And then, relieved!... You got me! Look forward to seeing your next video!
@delrachdubal
Ай бұрын
The irony is after his Fallout Review this definitely seems more real.....
@nickh8296
Ай бұрын
I was gutted to see the title. The sense of relief when realising was immense. God bless you Drinker.
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
Ай бұрын
I saw the title and thought “nooooo” but then realized what day it was
@nickh8296
Ай бұрын
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 😄
@koljar1526
Ай бұрын
Damn even thoug i knew it was an April fools it realy touched my heart. Well played sir
@poppypollen4362
Ай бұрын
I forget every year
@juliohornos
Ай бұрын
You made me laugh in a very dark day for me, menacing to make it darker even. Thanks, and thanks for staying.
@NoamKaiser
Ай бұрын
I already wrote a heartfelt thank you. Well played.
@rpick7546
Ай бұрын
Was about a minute in before I remembered what day it is. Well done, Rinker, you magnificent bastard.
@Frodo_Shaggins
Ай бұрын
At least you remembered. I got pranked by my grandma shortly after I woke up and I still didn't remember.
@randoir1863
Ай бұрын
I totally fell for it before I read the comments !!!!!
@adammorris5104
Ай бұрын
Its after 12 oclock tho.
@MG-me7iw
Ай бұрын
Wait till you hear about time zones ...
@adammorris5104
Ай бұрын
He in Scotland, so GMT
@jacobroebuck5648
Ай бұрын
Totally believed it. Amazing how a little bit of truth can sell a lie. Drinker, I don't watch your videos to get angry, but to gain understanding. I think your videos help us understand what good storytelling is. You are teaching a generation of people younger that really good movies are worth finding and watching, even though you have to sift through a big pile of stuff to find them.
@Alan_Edwards
Ай бұрын
Well put and I agree 100
@indy_go_blue6048
Ай бұрын
That goes for modern music as well, but if you can't afford or utilize Sirius, you're stuck with either the shit or oldies.
@winstonsmith6826
Ай бұрын
Older people too.
@winstonsmith6826
Ай бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048what nonsense... do you work for Sirius? You clearly haven't checked out spotify or even amazon...
@Kou69
Ай бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048and videogames as well.
@kimpritchard4322
Ай бұрын
2/3's of the way through, I started to look for the date and do the count backwards to April Fools Day. You almost got me!
@muffinman15
Ай бұрын
Dude, I felt so sad watching this. Glad you arent going away
@thisisjames4474
Ай бұрын
I haven't fallen for a good April fools since the days of EGM magazines. I genuinely forgot it was 4/1. Good on you sir.
@papabear2262
Ай бұрын
I am super high right now and you totally got me, Drinker. I was in tears thinking about how I would never hear your beautiful, foulmouthed, Scottish voice ever again. From a stoner to a drinker, happy April Fools' Day!
@HerroEverynyan
Ай бұрын
I'm not even drunk or high and I figured it would be a joke, but it still brought me to tears.
@ningnong1343
Ай бұрын
I knew as soon as that inspirational cinematic track starting building up.
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