Jeff was lucky. If only all our demons were that easy to identify and conquer.
@jeff8833
Жыл бұрын
Tasted like chicken...
@eross.carmona7235
Жыл бұрын
@@jeff8833What happened with the pencil though? Were you able to finish what you were doing?
@rianmacdonald9454
10 ай бұрын
@@jeff8833 It did actually - may be why I don't like chicken any more.
@JeffGreff
6 ай бұрын
To me they taste like bacon
@DanJones-np8xb
6 ай бұрын
Chicken-pork?
@samboyd1828
Жыл бұрын
dude channeled the doom guy energy for a bit, sounded like he needed the catharsis too
@Rekhan4242
Жыл бұрын
Rip and tear
@valtiel2589
Жыл бұрын
@@Rekhan4242 until its done.
@kittlemax836
Жыл бұрын
*Berserk pickup.mp3*
@platinumchromee3191
Жыл бұрын
Currently playing: *Super Gore Nest-Doom Eternal OST* Next song: *Murder Machine Inc-Dusk OST*
@zyanidwarfare5634
10 ай бұрын
I haven’t had a catharsis in 7 years, even then it wasn’t a complete one because I tamped it down… so it was more like half a catharsis? I have a lot of pent up rage
@carlfromtheoc1788
Жыл бұрын
Chew off one demon's face and you get branded for life. Plus, somewhere in another dimension, the tale of the Face Eaters is told, and grown demon lords weep when it is told.
@valashar5313
Жыл бұрын
We will invade and consume every universe! Except that one. Even when it is the last one... just no!
@nickpossum3607
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the first Goosebumps movie, when facing down all the monsters of the books, the kids are cornered by a werewolf. The Nerd then suddenly surges forward and Freaking Bites It! As It whimpers off in pain, the Nerd explains that he had multiple fillings because of his bad teeth. So most of his chompers are full of Dental Grade Sliver!
@YDV669
Жыл бұрын
Worse still, demon children are frightened into bad behaviour by this terrible story.
@davethompson3326
10 ай бұрын
No one expects you to have your teeth enchanted as a +5 weapon.
@toob1979
Жыл бұрын
Don't make Jeff angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
@johannesnoneoftheabove9957
7 ай бұрын
Did Jeff happen to turn green during the encounter?
@robinchwan
Жыл бұрын
i mean when you snap, you don't have anything holding you back like thoughts or other feelings, just pure rage and the target which actually makes humans react faster and the adrenalin pumping shuts off the limiters that hinders us from tearing ourselves apart with our true strength .
@rallen7660
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they like to call it a "dis-associative event". When you go into one, you don't even have a sense of self-preservation. All you can do is kill your target, and you won't hesitate to kill yourself to do it. I got lucky. My "target" was a hair faster than me and scared for his life, and I slammed full speed into a wall and bounced back 10 feet (3 meters). Took years to fully recover physically from that.
@SFox-nf3bo
10 ай бұрын
Yeah it's cool that we can do that but when we come down... damn do you feel it.
@tehrankizaki9627
Жыл бұрын
The fact that's the only demon that showed up means her scared the rest back to hell lol
@KroMagnum4
Жыл бұрын
This once had me on the floor dying. Long story short a fellow officer of mine before I retired had an incident with a homeless guy. The gentleman was just one fry short and attacked him. Before we could wrestle the guy off of him he started screaming. "He's eating my face, he's eating my face!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor fellow he never did live that one down.
@Bannedchan
Жыл бұрын
We have finally breached the barrier of reality, soon the mortal world will be ours Send the first scout . . . what do you mean it ate his face😦
@alexinfinite7142
Жыл бұрын
Went full ape
@sambob8019
11 ай бұрын
Never mind moving to another one this reality is obviously not a good candidate lol
@rianmacdonald9454
10 ай бұрын
A short film from the Demon point of view of an invasion then the reaction of what happened - would be bloody hilarious to see.
@sysbofh
6 ай бұрын
Ate his face, ripped off his head and... Hey, Sullivan, what's that neck part? Also, I heard someone in the back saying something about no bubblegum. That was odd...
@acarrillo8277
Жыл бұрын
A Cadian ripping a Daemon's head off... sounds about right.
@SH-qs7ee
Жыл бұрын
He ripped the head off a red demon summoned by rage? Khorne does not care if the blood is from heroes or the servants of evil, only that it flows
@mattbrown5511
Жыл бұрын
Cadia Stands!
@lokian1174
10 ай бұрын
@@mattbrown5511 Cadia Stands!
@jeremywatters2295
3 ай бұрын
The planet broke before the guard did!
@thorn344
Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go to hell for this, but I can't stop laughing at that demon in the thumbnail. Bro looks like he had the mother of all strokes.
@kael6596
Жыл бұрын
Surprisingly you didn't get any hate for that, good job
@brunhin2
Жыл бұрын
[Somewhere in another dimension] A short robed figure kneels before a figure sitting on a throne of twisted black metal. "My Lord, we have finally managed to make a breach into the dimensional barrier!" "Great, send through a scout." ...Five minutes later... The figure on the throne stirs impatiently. "Why haven't I seen any reports yet, surely the scout should have at least sent back his initial findings." The robed advisor turns away from the aids he has quietly be arguing with for the past minute or so, and faces his lord, his skin looking slightly pale. "Well sir, it appears the scout is dead." WHAT!? The lord's response shakes the entire throne room "Yes sir." The advisor stutters. "We are still trying to verify the authenticity of the final message he sent, but it seems that right after emerging he got into a fight with an adolescent member of the humans, the primitive race our early scans revealed, the ones you thought would make good slaves..." His voice trails off for a second. "...well, it seems the adolescent human not only killed the scout by ripping his head clean from his body, it seems to have...consumed part of the scout's face during the fight..." The advisor's face looks positively peaky as he finishes his statement. The lord spends several long moments staring down at his advisor, his face emotionless as he processes the news he has just been given, before he finally asks in a disturbingly calm voice. "Has the scout's death been verified?" "Yes sir." The advisor responds. "The only delay was in confirming the facts of how he died." "...I see..." The figure on the throne said slowly. "Check with the warlocks to see if there is a way seal back up the barrier. Let it be known that the barrier appears to be unbreakable, and that we must search elsewhere for prey." His face grows momentarily dark as he points down at his advisor. "And not a word of the events from today is leave this hall or I will make sure YOU are sent through the barrier to get me more information..." The advisor bows low, glad that his lord's normal temper seems to have returned. His anger, while dangerous, he understood. He had never heard his lord use that calm, quiet tone before, and for some reason it sent shivers down his spine. "Yes milord, it will be so." He hoped this was the last he heard or saw of these humans, the reports were bad enough. As he left his lord's side to pass on his will to the warlocks, he silently wondered which of his aides he might need to silence to ensure that hope remained a reality.
@someasiandude4797
8 ай бұрын
Thanks Jeff!
@DonPatrono
Жыл бұрын
dude got so angry he channeled the Doomguy so much he conjured a demon SPECIFICALLY TO BEAT THE LITERAL HELL OUT OF IT That's a whole nother level of pissed off
@laughingmack7727
Жыл бұрын
"Ever seen an angry human? It ain't pretty..."
@AshenTech
Жыл бұрын
well, i mean, that depends... its mostly true... but.. i mean when a small girl gets angry and the worst you can envision is being mauled by an angry..... kitten... LoL...
@brentmartin6833
Жыл бұрын
Sure, a small girl not too frightening... assuming she *only* tries to physically attack you. You don't want to deal with an fully grown angry woman. Especially if your endangered her kid(s).
@osmacar5331
Жыл бұрын
A bored, tormented,and mildly insane one is worse.
@platinumchromee3191
Жыл бұрын
@@osmacar5331 those 3 are literally DoomSlayer -uses guns because to him it is apparently more engaging and fun than just oneshotting everything with a fist -eons in hell fighting demons (after losing pretty much everything,twice) -of course doing that isn't good for mental health
@osmacar5331
Жыл бұрын
@@platinumchromee3191 well.. no...
@AkGamerRo
Жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is... Jeff.
@TheGrimFormOfLuck
Жыл бұрын
When one bad day makes you summon a demon with your rage but also the day you make said demon disappear
@jeffcook7384
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGrimFormOfLuck But Steam nerfed the cheat codes for the updated Doom games, bastards.
@jamestamez7475
Жыл бұрын
Hope this wasn't the early life of Jeff the Singularity.
@Odd_Interaction
9 ай бұрын
Saw it happen to a soldier I did time with. One minute he was just standing there (E&E class), the next thing I saw was him charging the three coils of razor wire that was surrounding the POW camp. He didn’t even try to jump over it, just plowed straight into it and kept going. They finally caught him a few klicks down the road still running like a certified lunatic. Ripped to shreds, razor wire is some nasty stuff. I never did hear what set him off, and I never asked. A few months later he suddenly showed up at 1st formation like he just returned from mid tour R&R. Other than a few of the guys (all the Officers and the First Sergeant) giving him some looks no one ever brought it up, as far as I know.
@danieljensen794
Жыл бұрын
I wish it was like that. How many times some small thing keeps happening that just enrages me but I have none but myself to blame. With this then THERE IS A TARGET AND REASON for my rage. How fun. I do believe that this would be quite therapeutic for us all.
@carljacobs1837
Жыл бұрын
Right now? Yeah, give me two demons to fight. Betting I'll win. At the very least they will look like they had been mauled and bashed around by a pack of larger demons.
@JeanPaulB
Жыл бұрын
There are video games, man! Go shoot some demons!
@danielbutler578
7 ай бұрын
As a teenager, I went into a blind rage twice. It scared me enough to make me decide to never let myself get that mad again. When I was 20, I had a guy who was a lot bigger than me decide to leave me alone after he saw me lift the left front wheel of a 67 Mercury Marquis off the ground. It was still on the car.
@tyrschampion471
Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but it reminds me of that old one where our Champion comes into the arena too "rip and tare!"
@goldengryphon
Ай бұрын
Rip and respec? 'Tare' generally referes to resetting a scale back to naught. I hadn't heard of another meaning.
@carljacobs1837
Жыл бұрын
That was a well written, and as usual, well read story.
@markuhler2664
Жыл бұрын
To think they set that prank up decades ago. That's awesome.
@danijelandroid
Жыл бұрын
I don't think that was a prank😔
@ThunderbirdAnthares
Жыл бұрын
@@danijelandroid im not sure that story works better if it was a prank, or if it wasnt....
@nexusdrop7863
Жыл бұрын
Nah, in this story demons were found to be real at the same time the dude snapped. Maybe implying the snapping caused the demon. I think the purple eyes is supposed to be the result as purple is not a normal eye color for humans. School from the story must have been in Chicago or something. Recently some (real) teacher got their a55 beat for taking away a switch (game console) from a student. We are talking her unconscious and him still punching her in the back of the head.
@markuhler2664
Жыл бұрын
@@nexusdrop7863 Pretty sure it wasn't Chicago but another student pepper sprayed a teacher who had the audacity to take away her phone while she googled answers during a test.
@madeingermany9445
Жыл бұрын
@@markuhler2664 think i saw that in a video. she should get be beaten for that.
@virtualatheist
Жыл бұрын
He spent time in Juvie for... Killing a demon?
@HenshinFanatic
Жыл бұрын
Still murder, even if it likely saved everyone's lives because it was still a *demon* so what can you do?
@brentmartin6833
Жыл бұрын
Obviously extradition wasn't a thing... or the demons didn't want to go thru the punishment that he'd bring them.
@xxXXRAPXXxx
Жыл бұрын
I guess they mistaken the demon for another teen.
@shadowwatcher5042
Жыл бұрын
He spent time in juvie for being so mad he summoned a demon. No matter that he killed it; he snapped before it showed up. It was the outburst not the demon killing.
@schwarzesonne6529
Жыл бұрын
A dude in New York is in jail for killing a man who walked in to the train screaming he will hurt people he doesn't care anymore who has been in jail 40 times before many charges of which includes hurting people. In today's world I wouldn't be surprised to see someone sitting in jail for killing a literal demon
@Obligate.Carnivore
9 ай бұрын
If you pay attention, Agro is reading an updated version of or he is able to just read in a different word here and there. Sometimes it’s way different, usually just different.
@TheStarMachine2000
Жыл бұрын
I wonder what the long term effects from eating the face of a demon would be?
@thedevilsworkshop7720
Жыл бұрын
Permanent lifelong diarrhoea. 😂
@Drakkuru
Жыл бұрын
purple eyes ofc
@UmarWazir
Жыл бұрын
You go into accounting.
@Nempo13
11 ай бұрын
@@UmarWazir Accountants tend to be evil... this checks out.
@snidecommenter7117
8 ай бұрын
An unnatural appetite?
@ketchupitall
Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm! It’s good to see your mug in the vid. It gives the presentation a whole new dimension.
@galenjones9529
Жыл бұрын
The demon was a new transfer student. Thats why it made headlines. Jeff got off on a lighter sentence due to his breakdown.
@Zidbits
8 ай бұрын
You know why I like this channel? It's not just scraping reddit and using an AI to read the story. Keep it up man!
@Renegadebane
Жыл бұрын
In this instance, most aliens have similar defenses as fainting goats.
@YDV669
Жыл бұрын
From now on, whenever I'm attending a stand-up call, I will always refer to anything I do as "I was using my predator gaze to WHATEVER"
@SabirMixy91
Жыл бұрын
This one is REALY good. Brings the whole ScienceFantasy genre back into perspectve !!!
@jukkiivi4282
Жыл бұрын
Weakling Xenos lol. Really enjoyed this story. Thanks for finding and narrating another gem! For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
@maurizioginanneschi9402
Жыл бұрын
Extremely funny and wonderfully written! I really appreciated it!
@Cavscout5096
Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh.... These stories are perfect when I am feeling troubled, and need a good story to help me rest... My thanks!
@JRMshadow260a
Жыл бұрын
ROFLMFAO!!! That was hilarious...
@AgroSquerril
Жыл бұрын
:)
@JJ-vq8jv
7 ай бұрын
The “help me” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr54
4 ай бұрын
Thank you FarmWhich4275! Very well told by Agro Squirrel and a very funny ending to the story! Nicely done!
@Zagroseckt
Жыл бұрын
now THAT was a good laugh. i needed that today.
@majrbacon1293
Жыл бұрын
Dont think ive ever been this early. Really needed the break from finals, ‘preciate it boss.
@zerosen2141
Жыл бұрын
Purple eyes, willing to rip a demon's head off.... Is Jeff Cadian?
@dracodraconias8096
Жыл бұрын
I'd have laughed my posterior off watch two people pass out especially a lizard guy cop. And then explain what happened and laugh some more😂😂
@brettbridger362
10 ай бұрын
OK, the story didn't go where I thought it was going to, and that was good! Well done digging this gem up...
@valashar5313
Жыл бұрын
Rip and tear until it is done. Then go back to studying.
@iLikeCoffee777
Жыл бұрын
This one reminds me a lot of the animes that I watch. Freaking hilarious story this time!
@grimmstryke9627
Жыл бұрын
'This one time at Math camp , i ate a demon face'
@Garthdon
Жыл бұрын
Love your channel. Have an open call for help here, trying to find an old vid of yours here. It was a story where all aliens wear Augmented Reality to disguise how disgusting everyone finds each other. Apart from the Humans who have their own version, and were the only ones to stop a robbery. I loved that and want to listen to it again. Thanks.
@gmailquinn
Жыл бұрын
Humanity also sabotaged the vr because we killed our planet as a result of vr induced ign
@kaliban4758
Жыл бұрын
It is "The Price of consensus or the dangers of a metaverse"
@Garthdon
Жыл бұрын
@@kaliban4758 Ah thank you thank you. Love that story. Owe you one.
@Darkwintre
Жыл бұрын
"Huh," said Jeff,"Any idea why that scares them so much?" he asks. "Absolutely no idea," sighed the narrator.
@scotthinger6397
Жыл бұрын
Great job on the story! I needed a good laugh today.
@MoonMorningstar
Жыл бұрын
You do amazing work!
@FurlongStrongPersonal
Жыл бұрын
I had a nightmare where I was being chased by a Furion alien (DAH) and when he picked me up with pkp, I heard YOUR VOICE saying "End of Story"
@derekgiandolfi39
Жыл бұрын
This one was great..loveed the ending
@BesrVideos
9 ай бұрын
As mentioned before, he goes "rip and tear until is done"
@whgordon6109
Жыл бұрын
Another Fantastic Presentation Agro... Many Thanks
@someasiandude4797
8 ай бұрын
Imagine being so filled with rage a literal demon manifests in the room
@davethompson3326
10 ай бұрын
Reasons why rage summonings aren't the most popular duty among demons.
@cybercifrado
4 ай бұрын
When you're so hangry only snacking on a demon's face will sate you.
@Akorune
Жыл бұрын
Jeff basically said, "If Doom Guy is not real i will become Doom Guy."
@colinsmith1495
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this story needs more context. Like, what was the 'demon' in the story? Was it actually a being from a literal Hell, or was it just some alien that looked like human 'demons'? Why and how did it just 'appear' in the classroom? Is this somehow connected to humans contacting all these other races (since the first alien seemed to take the existence of demons in good pace) or is this just incidentally connected?
@emerosky9899
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunatly a lot of this stories take the Deathworlders idea and make their own crazy fanfic with the idea. Lots of authors....lots of inconsistencies with the OG work.
@davehood2667
Жыл бұрын
The human with purple eyes should have been a tip off, Warhammer 40k reference.
@infertilepiggy5667
5 ай бұрын
demon: *get brought into existence from unadulterated rage* enraged human: so you have chosen death
@mattbrown5511
Жыл бұрын
That is an average holiday gathering in my family. Minus the aliens of course.
@fstorm001
6 ай бұрын
Demon: “ ah ha! Finally I have been summoned… wait why do I hear Doom music?”
@tyrschampion471
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate you
@AgroSquerril
Жыл бұрын
:)
@somebodyelse3004
Жыл бұрын
I love this Story 😄
@richardorta8960
6 ай бұрын
That must have been the demon that was tormenting him since he is better now.
@danhollifield
8 ай бұрын
That was excellent. Nice to be able to put a face to the voice.
@RealArcalian
Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Rip and Tear, until it is done
@Inufan2005
Жыл бұрын
The only question I have is were Jeff's eyes Purple prior to or post demon slaying?
@johnathanstephenson8107
Жыл бұрын
Love it! For the stories & the algorithm!
@zolli5419
Жыл бұрын
Khorne was very pleased that day, I guess...
@thunberbolttwo3953
Жыл бұрын
The inquisition of the imperium of man wants to recruit Jeff.
@DeathclawJedi
5 ай бұрын
Jeff ; Man I told you my story would be too much for them. Fifty bucks pay up.🤣
@MidnightSmoke
Жыл бұрын
There are a few demons I'd like to sic Jeff on. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Average_Josh
Жыл бұрын
Keep up the great work! For the Algorithm!
@natashabellard9178
10 ай бұрын
I need to know more about the fluffiness rampage that the dog went on please
@ngabrielc147
Жыл бұрын
With the new format you make me think of Yuri from Command & Conquer or something like that.
@Soloong_Gaybowzer
Жыл бұрын
If only our demons could manifest so that we could murder them and relieve our stress.
@Joshua-fo9zw
Жыл бұрын
... in a reality with out demons, someone climbs a click tower...
@Beth_OMette
7 ай бұрын
sadly, we can feel a hate so pure it "could" spawn a demon, and scarier still, we can feel an anger so pure we likely can... note, no quotes; and then proceed to kill that focus.
@riverraven7359
Жыл бұрын
you ever see a man when the monkey brain kicks in and goes full Rip and Tear? it aint fun.
@td6647
7 ай бұрын
He shrieked🤯... and passed out.😵 😅
@KertaDrake
Жыл бұрын
No thoughts, only rage. Rip and Tear... Until it's done.
@Maddog3060
Жыл бұрын
R I P A N D T E A R
@JDNCLOWD
10 ай бұрын
We've all had those fantasies at school 😂
@KwaterbugBUTCHER
Ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
@goldengryphon
Ай бұрын
Fun! Thank you.
@Gr3nadgr3gory
10 ай бұрын
My first instinct when seeing a demon would be to attack as well. Even when im not already upset.
@Cosmictraveler71
7 ай бұрын
😂😂 that was a good one!
@brennanlangless8912
11 ай бұрын
Hu so this might be why the monsters inc verse is so terrified of humans
@mikkelnpetersen
9 ай бұрын
"All you need it one, bad, day"
@markfergerson2145
Жыл бұрын
“Dude, how many times do I have to tell you to stop showing people that stupid story I wrote in school? One of these days somebody will die!”
@marvinjohnson2488
Жыл бұрын
That was messed up. Well done.
@loganshaw4527
Жыл бұрын
I see the kid killed his demon. Surpised he when to jail for it. You would think killing a demon there would not be a law to arrest you for.
@altpraize6708
11 ай бұрын
This is hilarious!!!
@TJCID22
Жыл бұрын
Me: (Reads title) "Oh no."
@nabbitgohome9672
4 ай бұрын
This reminds me of how I conquered my fears (kind of) basically a lucid dream situation but only by power level cause all I saw in my parents room in my dream when I was young was golden Freddy (and thanks to a smg4 video with Mario in fnaf and now knowing of what golden Freddy can do) I instantly pounced on him (ima not get jumpscared in my dreams) and tear through his metal like butter and did a Mortal Kombat on him by tearing his apperently clockwork and fleshy heart and then eating it on the spot (I don’t even do mortal kombat how the heck I did that back then and now?!) even since conquering my nightmare caused me to change in how I deal with nightmares when I sleep I saw to myself if I’m dreaming and it becomes a nightmare say Rip and Tear while imagining myself growing into a humanoid monster and no matter what keep saying it as you attack your nightmares (it worked and ever since I never had any nightmares, to be fair I’m still scared of some things in nightmares but I’ve grown tired of this charade and I’m 200% mad in my nightmares.)
@ghoul3d
Жыл бұрын
What was he supposed to do the doom music kicked in.
@TheCombatEditor62
6 ай бұрын
Sounds like Wormwood had a bad day.
@Fikoj
11 ай бұрын
Bro really became a cognitio hazard
@shishoka
Жыл бұрын
Purple eyes... so I guess eating demons is one way to get tieflings.
@Stormblessed72
Жыл бұрын
Why tf did he get locked up, he had no way of knowing being pissed could bring forth a demon and honestly killing one probably saved everyone in that class, ole boy would be seen as a dam hero
@ladyamy1262
7 ай бұрын
the kid kinda got away with murder. can you imagine if instead of the demon the bully had show up?
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