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@chcomes
2 жыл бұрын
the stabe was quite good
@HankMeyer
2 жыл бұрын
If your video is less than an hour long, you don't need a title sequence that's longer than 4 seconds long. If you notice that people are skipping past your title sequence, then it's too long. If your video's less than 30 minutes long, you probably don't even need a title sequence. A brief animated title in the corner while you're talking does the trick. Also if you are going to add subtitles to a video where nobody on the video can be heard saying the words that the subtitles say, then make those subtitles a part of the actual video, rather than something viewers can switch on and off.
@fellowcitizen
2 жыл бұрын
Best video this year ^_^
@rogueFactor
2 жыл бұрын
i was with you until no coffee because that's kinda just who i am. Coffee. that's me.
@TheWhyFiles
2 жыл бұрын
These commandments should be built into the KZitem algorithm. Violations should be punished!
@ookiemand
2 жыл бұрын
It should be on the camera boot up screen!
@Twiguard
2 жыл бұрын
EX-TER-MI-NATE
@GreenhornPhototaker
2 жыл бұрын
#11: Though Shall Not Lie in the Thumbnail
@njdpdv
2 жыл бұрын
If I ever need (would be forced) to vlog my boring life... I'll use these Canadian Camera Commandments strictly.
@iward940
2 жыл бұрын
This is low-key heroic. In a world where “Oblivious boomer startled by electric skateboard“ somehow deserves a bazillion views, here it is just a fleeting aside - a sprig of parsley next to a heaping helping of magical moments, catty-yet-somehow-respectful take-downery (blame Canada), and smart filming tips to boot. Game, thou hast been raised!
@PeteBreen
2 жыл бұрын
"Try to be in focus - at least 40% of the time." 🤣👍
@MichaelAres
2 жыл бұрын
I always fast forward when people show the process of them packing, leaving, or driving to the spot where they stop and finally start talking about the main point of the video.
@ActionXander
2 жыл бұрын
@@i.b.lancer I don't mind it if it adds to the story and I genuinely enjoy your content. At the end of the day, people will support you if they enjoy your content
@chrismeetschris
2 жыл бұрын
TLDR: 1. Stabilization is overrated 2. Manual focus only 3. Toneh 1.2 or 1.4 ONLY 4. Audio is not important 5. Only film stuff that looks cool 6. Film everything and make sure to include it 7. Explain who you are 8. Stare into the flip screen so you can frame yourself 9. Only use lut packs from good KZitemrs 10. Drink coffee before you hit record, loser!
@cameraconspiracies
2 жыл бұрын
NO!
@chrismeetschris
2 жыл бұрын
@@cameraconspiracies 😂❤️
@pmc7105
2 жыл бұрын
This skateboard motion vlog was pretty cool.
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
You look like Elon Schmusk
@pmc7105
2 жыл бұрын
@@creativecomputers6060 As do you
@Samhertzog
2 жыл бұрын
You have your new T-shirt "Good audio is better than bad sex" and it would sell well on film sets! 😂
@sheldonmurphy6031
2 жыл бұрын
I love your content Sir; and I love how you do not stop 3 times within a video to tell us all about squarespace! 🤣
@HowToGuyChannel
2 жыл бұрын
KZitemrs should sign a contract with all these rules before they press record
@regalwalnut
2 жыл бұрын
This is in the top 5 of your videos on the hilarity scale.
@lucasliaskos
2 жыл бұрын
Really good advice delivered in a funny and unique way. I would add: 11) Don't rush when talking to the camera. It's better to go slower than faster. Take your time, no rush. 12) Don't do too many videos cuts and then stitch them together. You see this all the time. People just get a phrase or two right then immediately stitch the video up with the next two phrases they got right before going "eeeeeeeer". As the video keeps playing this gives me a headache each and every time and is a very good reason of just closing that browser tab. It gets tiring very quickly.
@FoeKilla
2 жыл бұрын
it's called the Philip DeFranco effect. I can't listen that fast - quit it.
@TheRealJapan
2 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@ForrestWest
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's about time someone explained the rules. The whole asking for subscriptions and likes at the beginning thing is one of my pet peeves.
@TheCruisinCrew
2 жыл бұрын
11. Don't post vertical videos on KZitem! And this is for the viewers: learn to turn your phone sideways when watching KZitem, don't encourage these ignorant creators who film vertically! ;)
@ghostapi874
2 жыл бұрын
Catalyst brows is actual magic. Even the terrible rolling shutter is minimized.
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
It’s Blackmagic🤣
@JimiCanRead
2 жыл бұрын
When will they get catalyst browse efficient enough to work in camera?
@blackmamba6938
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nearest_Neighbor I feel like the should be able to do it. The GoPro can already do it,
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
@@JimiCanRead Could take some time🫤
@FriesyRider
2 жыл бұрын
Really love your sarcastic way of pointing out the right things
@andrewharris6347
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha … going backwards when the hill got too steep! Gold!
@JohannesLabusch
2 жыл бұрын
I love it when KZitemrs start their videos by shouting "roll intro!", and then I get to watch three minutes of them running around with a gimbal in slow motion.
@kuyadavid1
2 жыл бұрын
It looks awesome when you’re on that skateboard.
@p_p
2 жыл бұрын
please never stop doing videos whatever topic it is
@VictorLaforteza
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!! my god, this is gold. I never understood asking for subs and comments in the beginning.
@Virodarkwinter
2 жыл бұрын
I have had such a shitty day and watching your ridiculous nonsense has brightened my day considerably
@solobjones8389
2 жыл бұрын
I have broken all 10 commandments, today, and its only 7:30 AM.
@Sairo9
2 жыл бұрын
thank you vlog moses, i will follow all these commandment to the dot
@aram.v
2 жыл бұрын
Preach brother!
@matthewriley3778
2 жыл бұрын
In the name of the toneh, the IBIS, and the wide angle stabilized lens amen 🙏
@TheNarrowbandChannel
2 жыл бұрын
This is the video every vloger should watch.
@Ibrahim_usman
2 жыл бұрын
Dog in a backpack! Thats quality vlog content right there!
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
He probably took a sheit in the backpack😂
@WALKITOFFDavidSmith
2 жыл бұрын
"Just start the f*ckin' video you piece of sh*t." HAHAHAHA Fantastic content as usual!
@JB_Eckl
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite of yours so far… and that’s saying something. This is purest gold
@SomeonewithaSony
2 жыл бұрын
4:54 my biggest pet-peeve. Thank you and Finally!
@JurgenADV
2 жыл бұрын
11. No long self-ego gratifying intros. 15 seconds max, preferably less than 10. Just a quick signature intro and then in.
@IanWilkinson
2 жыл бұрын
I might have heard this somewhere else, but - Commandment 0: Content is King.
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
Content doesn’t matter. Trust me I am an expert
@radialbladeworks6183
2 жыл бұрын
Commandment 11: actually use the product before reviewing it, don't just jerk off the spec sheet
@visualsciencelabkirktuck3834
2 жыл бұрын
Best thing I ever saw on KZitem. Life changing. Fun. Smart. I don't do social media hero worship but if I did you'd be in the top five. maybe.
@boztos6025
2 жыл бұрын
#10. He’s talking to you Peter M. You and your mindless minions.
@lifethroughalens9878
2 жыл бұрын
Though shall stop the excessive use of speedramps in your travel vlogs.
@sochkov-vasily
2 жыл бұрын
and drone footage 😀
@JB_Eckl
2 жыл бұрын
Ooooh good one
@jonhewitt3
2 жыл бұрын
As soon as you make me chuckle, I then hit the like button, sometimes happens in the preamble, before your intro!
@JessicaZane4realz
2 жыл бұрын
It also helps if you are really attractive.
@njdpdv
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. And for everybody else: deep fakes 😂
@simonmonty7171
2 жыл бұрын
The image quality in this video is insane. Great colors as well.
@Finite-Tuning
2 жыл бұрын
# 11. Don't start talking the very first second of your video (Casey). There is a delay that occurs between audio playback and a web page that is fully loaded. Those with enough forethought of this issue like myself, we simply add smooth fad in of about 3-5 seconds to the start of every video. By that time everything should be fully loaded and in sync. Then start talking, but not a second before! Cheers 🍻
@tebscat
2 жыл бұрын
No one likes a smartarse. Although I still gave this a 👍...
@tricamel
2 жыл бұрын
Never ever hear the first two words of any of his videos 😁
@Finite-Tuning
2 жыл бұрын
@@tricamel: Exactly! Cheers 🍻
@JDproAV
2 жыл бұрын
Love when you call people out and rip on them. So many people scared to be real.
@Chris-NZ
2 жыл бұрын
Rule 11 Don’t wildly pan as if your camera is a set of eyes, its not 😀
@eternalpupil7474
2 жыл бұрын
so many channels are just annoying AF you nailed it lol great vid
@Shetlandin360
2 жыл бұрын
Thou shall not sell your soul to squarespace
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
Use html and php it’s free
@simoneciani316
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask for like and subscrbe at the beginning of the video". This should be on youtube rule book. So annoying.
@gunn1ng
2 жыл бұрын
And the Lord said unto Kasey, “Skate up to me on the mountain and I will give you the video with the law and commandments that I have written for their instruction.” This video is definitely in your all-time top ten Kasey. Well done and keep it up!
@stefanletzow
2 жыл бұрын
This vídeo looks like you are describing other channels I follow in my local language. They do all this that should not be done, perfect score
@paulthomas8986
2 жыл бұрын
This is the best vlog Ive seen in years. Thanks Sony and catalyst browse. And I cant forget that amazing 11mm 1.8T lens.
@ericmatos1025
2 жыл бұрын
What about the 10 commandments? “Wow, thats a great photo/ video. You must have a great camera.” It’s the creator that makes the difference. But to be fair I understand your comment. This equipment combination allowed him to achieve these results.
@paulthomas8986
2 жыл бұрын
@@ericmatos1025 He is obviously a master vlogger. This is well known throughout the world. I just wanted to pay thanks to Sony for making the right equipment/technology for him to use to dominate his craft.
@jamesaphotography1286
2 жыл бұрын
When they start by saying 'Lets get to it' and then have a minute intro of their amazing action packed life before the review.
@Jon-Chan
2 жыл бұрын
You can also add "Thou shall not make coffee making montages." We know how to make a cup of coffee, you don't need show off all those grinders, filters and other flashy coffee contraptions, just make a cup of instant coffee, job done.
@barrysoutthere
2 жыл бұрын
Stabe is fantastic.
@jmac2050
2 жыл бұрын
You have found your way....
@bunkermagnus
2 жыл бұрын
Probably your best video yet, spot on! *puts down cup of coffee*
@chucklos391
2 жыл бұрын
Number 8 had me rolling!! “Hey man, so I was going to the grocery store…”
@KPGuitarStudios
2 жыл бұрын
The best vlog footage so far. ZV-E10 can be a real winner and with all the new lenses, especially for a studio unit, it's excellent! Upgrade your computer a bit more and you can probably cut down the processing time even further. The footage is just so good
@kennyobrien
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite videos of yours are when you rip on KZitemr's bad habits. In fact, I think that's how I found your channel all those years ago when I searched for something like "Mistakes KZitemrs Make." I'd like to add a commandment: If you are making a how-to video, thou shalt show a BEFORE picture of the completed project at the beginning of the video instead of five seconds of it at the end.
@TesLatino
2 жыл бұрын
This is your best video. Full stop. I watch your channel for the fun vibes my friend. Never change!
2 жыл бұрын
#11 GET TO THE POINT: As a viewer, I REALLY dislike when people introduce their video in their video and just waffle for a minute. "iN ThIs ViDeO I will do a video review of xyz and I hope you will like my video review because I am so gonna do it in this video, but before the video, like and sub and comment and buy my course. And now I will talk about the thing I am going to do in this video"
@gjune36
2 жыл бұрын
And then they go on reading the spec sheet and still calls it a review lmao.
@ajalbetjr
2 жыл бұрын
EXCELLENT video and all 100 percent true! Also, I love how you looked at the lcd screen near the end to reinforce how obnoxious it is lol!! Think of some more Commandments please!
@stevehamilton3181
2 жыл бұрын
I cracked up when you ran out of steam and started rolling backward then again when you hit the sand.
@StanShimkus
2 жыл бұрын
One of your best! The Sony did great.
@vadergrd
2 жыл бұрын
7:13 ACTUALLY I WANT THAT LUT
@timkristensson2279
2 жыл бұрын
Amen brother!
@NasTimeAdventures
2 жыл бұрын
You are a God. No way these commandments came from a mere mortal. Best presentation ever. Better than parting the ocean. Love your work.
@shaha_ab
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious but very very very helpful guides..all new vloggers/creators must watch this..
@wuhanlabtech3580
2 жыл бұрын
I just got into photography and decided to get a Fuji x-s10 to take hiking .. I came across your channel and you are the funniest person I've come across on KZitem... I have been binge watching and I can't sleep!! I need to keep watching !! Keep up the great work !
@blokenz
2 жыл бұрын
'Over here is your ego' - brilliance. I swear some people are still just looking at their reflection in the lens, though.
@waltersmietana6204
2 жыл бұрын
#7 lol. It drives me crazy. IMO that commandment is what separates the ok from the great.
@just_inhawaii
2 жыл бұрын
this is the best KZitem advice on KZitem.
@Biosynchro
2 жыл бұрын
So right on Commandment 4 - vloggers who use studio mics need to be told that lav mics give them much more freedom to move, while studio mics are only useful if you're recording a song.
@rogerdodger689
2 жыл бұрын
Spot on advice bro!
@patricklacombe2818
2 жыл бұрын
Had to lookup Toneh... Dude, I just learned you created a new word that will soon be in all dictionaries around the flat earth. I even found the word Toneh in the Urban Dictionary. I will never be that famous...
@Luke-vg7ut
2 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for these new APSC sony lenses
@SomeonewithaSony
2 жыл бұрын
Commandment 11: Thou shall not push thy pre-sets.
@steve_law
2 жыл бұрын
When he said don't drink the coffee STEVE. That hit
@dowunda
2 жыл бұрын
#11: No potty mouth. It doesn't impress anyone. Just shows lack of imagination and that your main influence is probably Hollywood. (They are not impressing anyone lately either).
@filipradic5065
2 жыл бұрын
The last one is the best ❤️
@ivlog3663
2 жыл бұрын
You speak right out of my heart!!!
@ActionXander
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I broke a couple of these commandments already especially the coffee one 😩 forgive me Father Casey 🙏🏻
@marcelofabioc
2 жыл бұрын
you have outdone yourself once again 😂
@Tatiacha
2 жыл бұрын
not looking in the lens makes me crazy it is a dangerous side effect of the flippy screen. those who do it must use the screen to make sure they are in the frame then flip it away so they can no longer see themselves.
@jamesoliver6625
2 жыл бұрын
Great video. You nailed four of my pet peeves here.
@CollectiveMindz
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kasey violates all of these commandments in his prior videos.
@how-tohermit5319
2 жыл бұрын
#8 should be in YT TOS.
@tlight901
2 жыл бұрын
So true.
@andrewbaxter9395
2 жыл бұрын
Damn that dog was way too big to be in a backpack!
@truthseeker5890
2 жыл бұрын
Thou shall not “practice on your mom.” Chinese say: incest not good. Chief Running Feather say: “girlfriend get jealous.” Toneh.
@gianpa
2 жыл бұрын
Can't agree more with the 10th commendment
@andyrechenberg
2 жыл бұрын
Catalyst Browse was totally worth it!
@StephenMcLeod
Жыл бұрын
I am a miserable human being and no longer laugh out loud, but I made an exception for this channel.
@ZanderRound
2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and I’ve made every one of these mistakes 🤦♂️
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
That’s unfortunate
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
But you’ll be fine
@creativecomputers6060
2 жыл бұрын
Peter McCoffee
@alternatereality7713
2 жыл бұрын
You EARNED my like. Well done.
@VilkanVisions
2 жыл бұрын
Great vidoe Kasey :D And the footage looks really nice!
@lynnbattista787
2 жыл бұрын
Well put together and well said…. Most videos I watch (except yours) I instantly click 2 to 3 min into the future to skip the bs and on some videos I end up clicking off half to 70% in. And all these lense reviewers please start with the pictures & video (performance of the lense) and then tell me about the buttons on the side of the lense, and how weak you are and can t lift the lense. Good video man.
@pslaathaug
Жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos! Funny, to the point. sarcasm, love it.
@bjarke.gotfredsen
2 жыл бұрын
Commandment 11 (or whatever is available): Thou shall edit. Keep tightening cuts. For most they are too loosely edited…
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