I'm the old man ... Ride anywhere and everywhere and get there eventually. 73 and still riding Mountain trails here in the Southern Philippines
@1911Zoey
Жыл бұрын
Mindanao has some pretty mountains. 👌
@Jake_Towne
Жыл бұрын
I respect it! i definitely plan on riding forever as long as i can
@JoseOjedaMTB
Жыл бұрын
You, sir, are the best of all riders!!
@KrazyApeKlub
Жыл бұрын
@@1911Zoey Often the effort of the climb is rewarded by spectacular views here
@KrazyApeKlub
Жыл бұрын
@@Jake_Towne Power to You.
@dubbleD96
Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to you guys and everyone else who watches! Thanks for giving me something to watch after work all year!
@destinationfitness1341
Жыл бұрын
The unfit one hurt personally 😅
@JasonFoxLCB
Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@drbobjohnson812
Жыл бұрын
no worries, it may take a bit but more riding will fix it.
@krinkedsurface
Жыл бұрын
Definitely me 😹
@user-kb7ij6ye8u
Жыл бұрын
The Clydesdale....last one up, first one down.
@francisdee9955
Жыл бұрын
There’s also the dude who always gives you riding advice😁
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Always at the worst moments as well eh aha!
@jasonw7053
Жыл бұрын
I'm definitely the minimalist and jibber haha. That's what you get from riding bmx your whole life before starting mtb.
@xdirt.surferx
Жыл бұрын
Same here dude!!! I love going fast, but I honestly sometimes have the most fun at the trailhead playing around. 😂
@codyadam6048
Жыл бұрын
literally me
@jamesweldon8118
Жыл бұрын
The lone wolf
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🐺
@VictorElGreco
Жыл бұрын
I’m the Robinson Crusoe type: takes a wrong turn, ends up in the middle of nowhere, talking to chipmunks… 😆
@irunandride1
Жыл бұрын
The Go-Proer: Cameras hanging off the Helmet, the bars, the seat tube and out the mouth. Will session a jump time after time to get the shot and hold up the group to setup the best angle.May actually get one run done in a day. They may even have a dedicated cameraman following them around. :) But we do love the content, keep it up.
@jaycarneygiants
Жыл бұрын
What do you call the guy that buys a brightly colored bike and then does everything he can to match the color with his helmet, grips, and watchband?
@KevinT3141
Жыл бұрын
The Fashionista. Cheers mate!
@andrewrivera4029
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes it’s nice to have it all dialed…
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Blake Samson?
@Seppster58
Жыл бұрын
Blake videos are the best. I could consider myself a "Trail Guide" as I am always getting out the phone and checking for the trail routes, and also overpacked with spares..LOL. But in the end, the rides are fun and adventurous.
@ddsgardening7437
Жыл бұрын
Blake you need to seriously to have your own KZitem show really, merry Xmas to you and your family
@destinhook3826
Жыл бұрын
He did, gmbn made him quit
@voltage80x
Жыл бұрын
Damn, be cool if it was still up
@xdirt.surferx
Жыл бұрын
I agree. His videos are the best ones on this channel.
@NoggintheNog37
Жыл бұрын
I'm both the jibber and the unfit one. Completely knackered before I leave the car park.
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@robsmith7681
Жыл бұрын
I’m all of them except the faffer. That’s my best friend I ride with. Together we make up the whole team. 🤣
@dainiusk.9119
Жыл бұрын
There's nothing greater than having a faffer friend lol
@robsmith7681
Жыл бұрын
@@dainiusk.9119 🤣
@tomalleeson4573
Жыл бұрын
Good fun Blake. Thanks for another one!
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@Paganiproductions84
Жыл бұрын
I am the racer type i allways try to go fast i ride mostly alone but sometimes it´s do´s not work out
@buckroger6456
Жыл бұрын
Racer/hunter 😆 out to go fast and hunt down other riders to overtake.
@resurgem
Жыл бұрын
@Buck Roger sounds like my husband. He always says, let's ride together, then, spies someone in the distance and he's off, like a Jack Russel after a rabbit.
@buckroger6456
Жыл бұрын
@@resurgem 🤣🤣 we need to ride together then. Nothing like two Jack Russels chasing down some scared rabbits 😅
@KevinT3141
Жыл бұрын
I was the unfit minimalist, but that was at the beginning 50 lbs ago. We do get better...
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
💪
@andrewsiasparks
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the burner and the portable speaker riders
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
😬
@andrewsiasparks
Жыл бұрын
@@gmbn 😅
@markhowlett9951
Жыл бұрын
I'm the Minimalist, just got knee pads after 50 years of riding.
@pikie777
Жыл бұрын
There’s only one rider, the free rider 😜😜🤘🤘
@ashpunting
Жыл бұрын
🤣😅😂😁watching GMBN just brings me joy+laughter all the time 🤣😅👍🏾🙏merry Christmas guys and gals 🎄💙❤️👍🏾
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Happy holidays & thanks for your support!
@myrtlekenazjanairo9411
Жыл бұрын
I'm the unfit + trail guide. I bring all sorts of tools for the bike, food, water, powerbank for my phone, a raincoat, etc. It's like im going for a picnic lmao.
@AsherBensimon
Жыл бұрын
I likes that racer guy he seems pretty cool
@randomtreaz7252
Жыл бұрын
Good job guys!!
@ixcel83
Жыл бұрын
I have not had Jelly Babies in years! I love watching your videos Blake it always makes me want to get out in my bike! Great year GMBN Merry Christmas and Happy new year!
@scotth5038
Жыл бұрын
The minimalist/weight weeie, pulls the tire valve stem caps of to save weight.
@mat5363
Жыл бұрын
Love the sketches
@buckroger6456
Жыл бұрын
The racer 🤣🤣 that is so me.
@heidivanroekel5518
Жыл бұрын
The Beginner (that would be me at 46 years old) The Social Media Star/ KZitemr videoing everything and taking tons of selfies. The snob, gotta have the best of the best for gear and looks down on anyone who doesn’t.
@mrbigolnuts3041
Жыл бұрын
I'm the 'Trail Blazer', I'm sparking a fat joint 15 mins into the ride or half way through a day of downhill slaying
@glenborch8231
Жыл бұрын
Yep, I'm the racer, on equipment that is the minimum to do the job, with close to road gearing to go faster. Jumps and tricks are not my fun, but taking that KOM from people with better gear (expensive) through control of the bike, as my continuous power capacity is more limited than a road cyclist, but can surge when required, whilst keeping the bike on the track, avoiding big rocks, with tyre's that should never be on those tracks (yes the tyres do slip and slide, but that is all part of the fun!). I don't want an over-engineered bike, knowing the bike can do it easily, but I do take basic spares, but if you don't make big mistakes and keep the bike maintained, all is good! Fun as usual GMBN!
@kevinwood8021
Жыл бұрын
So true, which one am I😂 Merry Chritmas Blake. 🎄
@kaltonian
Жыл бұрын
nice 1....very true
@geoffgarrett5622
Жыл бұрын
Loved it
@benjaminm9704
Жыл бұрын
The unfit one is always the first to get an e-bike (me)*
@zimfistofdoom
Жыл бұрын
I multiclass as the Trail Guide and the Unfit One.
@nicolasruoss98
Жыл бұрын
you forgot something with the jibber the giro tyrant helmet😅
@tylerstangle2409
Жыл бұрын
Party rider! Pre-ride beer anyone? They're like energy drinks.
@Zitko5618
Жыл бұрын
The faffer and Trail guide
@anitalandkroon
Жыл бұрын
Great video 😃 i am a little bit of everything ❤
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great comment & we're glad you liked our content! 🤘
@MinasK.97
Жыл бұрын
I’m both minimalist and racer
@buckroger6456
Жыл бұрын
Best way to go extra fast 😆
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
💨 SPEED MACHINE 💨
@joshuadaggerhomeaccount6224
Жыл бұрын
btw love the vids guys keep up the good work in 2022
@JoeJoe-C137
Жыл бұрын
Haha let's have it right, they a lil bit of all them in all of us 🤷♂️ send it .....
@RunThatRC
Жыл бұрын
My trial guide happens to be the racer as well so I'm always lost.
@loomspace
Жыл бұрын
What about the Fred? All the kit, none of the saddle time.
@huntii
Жыл бұрын
The weirdest one I have seen in the mountains was someone riding totally naked
@andrewrivera4029
Жыл бұрын
Minimalist
@buckroger6456
Жыл бұрын
I've seen hikers in that form but not a Mtb lol
@Jon-ty6bb
Жыл бұрын
….No Blake! …….put those back on!……
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🤣 Free spirited MTBer eh!
@hobo_overland
Жыл бұрын
Hey Blake, what's the waist pack you had on in the last section? I'm looking for on myself and I like the look of that one.
@ichimluca1
Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!!! I’m defenetly the jiber.
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Happy holidays!
@markpeterson8978
Жыл бұрын
Is it fair dinkum to say I am all of them? Great work Sir. Cheers - M
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@destinhook3826
Жыл бұрын
We’re all a little bit of everyone every ride haha
@PG-xr4uh
Жыл бұрын
I'm the out of shape one (right now) since I'm older and just started this year. Unfortunately, it's toobad it was mentioned in this video because it really ain't fair. At least we're getting out and not driving. And my armpits don't smell, lol.
@ICE329
Жыл бұрын
I'm the unfit one... hahahaha!
@BikeyBoyRob
Жыл бұрын
dude props to whoever wrote this episode. good comedy
@jckgoldness
Жыл бұрын
4:20 Thats definitely BKXC lol
@pdicintio
Жыл бұрын
I'm the minimalist!
@3Bmtb
Жыл бұрын
I'm the unfit minimalistic jibber, but the prepared trail guide is always missing! 😅😂
@dman-mw7vc
Жыл бұрын
This guy could/should be nominated for an emmy!
@thechampion1671
Жыл бұрын
The booze rider, the guy that wants every ride to be a pub tour. One of my riding buddies is this and he's quick too so seems to speed up with pints.
@_Jake.From.Statefarm_
Жыл бұрын
Forgot the Hater. Hates ebikes, jumping, uplifts, brand names, tech, and other people on the trails in general.
@loomspace
Жыл бұрын
Used to call those the retro-grouch.
@lauranagy7942
Жыл бұрын
How about the social media queen. Everyone has to stop at all scenic views for a photo shoot. A group start photo a group finish photo. Everyone has to be in it and SMILE, funny face this one, hands up,…..
@francisdee9955
Жыл бұрын
Poor unfit dude🤪 that once was i😁
@dansugardude2655
Жыл бұрын
Where is this filmed? It doesn’t look like the UK
@AliasHSW
Жыл бұрын
I’m TUO! 😅
@Strategic5456
2 ай бұрын
I'm all of these.
@ShitStefanShoots
Жыл бұрын
Here's he unfit Trail-Guide ;o)
@thomassparla
Жыл бұрын
what kind of trousers do you use with the jibber?
@JoshAllenberg
Жыл бұрын
Once I get a couple seasons under the belt I'll be the minimalist
@PmatWolf
Жыл бұрын
i carry WAYYY too much kit in my back pack lol......................... plus im unfit too
@if5315
Жыл бұрын
I’m the faffer but a still forget something
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@StanBo_ua
Жыл бұрын
At first I thought it's Yeti SB160 and GMBN became Yeti ambassadors. But then I spotted the radiation sign 😆
@chasendirtmtb
Жыл бұрын
Can’t top the last comment but I’m a jibber and a racer i guess. Live in Kansas so gotta improvise😂
@Celeon999A
Жыл бұрын
I know one of those Faffers, he can be so annoying at times. Not just does he tinker with unimportant adjustments or repairs in the middle of a ride, ..repairs which cant be properly dealt with without tools and away from home anyway.. , he thinks its a good idea to do this right in the middle of a frequented trail without a care in the world.
@ashleybanks9168
Жыл бұрын
I'm the racer and faffer😂
@joshuadaggerhomeaccount6224
Жыл бұрын
im the minimalist and the jibber
@Powermoose1TV
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the rider whose bike always makes noise, the one whose kit stinks, and the single speeder
@theymademepickaname1248
Жыл бұрын
I'm the guy that likes to ride his bike in the woods. I don't even want to be called a mountain biker.
@METEORA_47
Жыл бұрын
every time blake becomes a commenter, his video must feel very short. mmmm... video for hardcore hardtail please Blake 🤘🤪🤘
@bobothericefarmer1878
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha the upgraded version of thier last one
@Mark_Tishman
Жыл бұрын
Im a little bit everyone of each of them
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
🤩 Sounds like the best way to be! 🙌
@mtbsc016
Жыл бұрын
I am a trail guide racer.
@Flux_Flow
Жыл бұрын
Can spend hours just in the car park. lmao !
@sciguyisanerd
Жыл бұрын
I’m the jibber
@SithLordBishop
Жыл бұрын
Sad im the unfit one so hard hah even when im at my peak.
@jackbiernacki8603
Жыл бұрын
I was going to pick up MTB, but since only weird people do it, I thick I will go gravel instead. LOL
@mitkoshredder
Жыл бұрын
where the freerider?
@_Jake.From.Statefarm_
Жыл бұрын
They don't use trails lol!
@mitkoshredder
Жыл бұрын
@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ your God damn right!
@gmbn
Жыл бұрын
Good point aha
@ickebins6948
Жыл бұрын
Aslong as people can be divided into groups... The world is a great place...
@billykidmk2
Жыл бұрын
I'm trail guide:D
@andrewrivera4029
Жыл бұрын
I think I’ve been all those riders at one point or another…
@gato8695
Жыл бұрын
Gotta admit that I’m the unfit one which actually stings a little more now 😅
@hondacrx7829
Жыл бұрын
No issues with assembly for me kzitem.infoUgkxHL1v1R3NE5x4KiYfyt8dnQmyNYz7qi5L but I could see where some might benefit from using an experienced bike assembler/mechanic. I'm an older rider starting back after a 10 year break. This bike exceeds my capabilities and has been easy to get comfortable riding. I'm mostly on easy trails with almost no street riding and have not been disappointed with the performance of the bike. My fitness level is far below what I previously rode with and because of that the mileage is going on the bike slowly. While I'm losing weight slowly, the bike seems to tolerate my 220 pounds just fine. The bike has been used by several family members ranging from 5'5" - 5'9".
@doug7948
Жыл бұрын
U like cyan?
@SwordFighterPKN
Жыл бұрын
I'm the trail guide LOL
@dnbjunky
Жыл бұрын
I’m the unfit one
@bigslacker666
Жыл бұрын
A little disappointed us park rats weren't represented....
@thim8009
Жыл бұрын
I'm just me, I'm none of them, if anything I'm the loner.
@bitumen83
Жыл бұрын
IFHT: how to be a mountain biker
@jakelesnake
Жыл бұрын
Guys just get a yeti already ffs
@kevin._.farren
Жыл бұрын
The guy who knows it all. Constantly critiquing your technique and style.
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