She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything
@slou124
6 жыл бұрын
The American country.
@ImWorthy4Real
6 жыл бұрын
Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor
@TommyShenanigans
6 жыл бұрын
I need a Michelle...
@critic8933
4 жыл бұрын
Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.
@ShinkuGouki
4 жыл бұрын
Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him
@parisfrance9047
4 жыл бұрын
critic factss
@poopoo1248
4 жыл бұрын
critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more
@davidmcghee1087
4 жыл бұрын
I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!
@daisylavender5275
4 жыл бұрын
@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣
@Thekingmaker
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾♂️
@thriftshopinvestor
11 ай бұрын
Axe Michelle
@sonyas3466
11 ай бұрын
Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.
@erikatevis
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@timhnamorehead6385
11 ай бұрын
😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up
@hpmastermind6721
11 ай бұрын
She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube
@kevinparker4160
Жыл бұрын
“I hired Michelle to handle everything because I travel so much” “Who travels with you?” “Michelle”
@tarathompson2845
Жыл бұрын
Lol!
@Kaybaptista
17 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mistrimeat
5 жыл бұрын
This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.
@tonyaviles5308
5 жыл бұрын
This would make a great sketch comedy skit
@bxgirl2930
5 жыл бұрын
LMBO
@dachopup8495
5 жыл бұрын
😆
@kansascitycomputers
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA !
@enlightenedmcgee
5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂
@nunyabusiness8538
4 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched this dozens of times and it literally never gets old. this could be released in theaters and it’d be a hit comedy
@londonsinspection9811
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@KarenKSmith-tm2kp
4 жыл бұрын
Me THREE..I needed a good laugh today.
@KarenKSmith-tm2kp
4 жыл бұрын
@@londonsinspection9811 Me THREE..I needed a Good laugh today.
@knightscroftsquire-muldoon
4 жыл бұрын
Chapter 1: _"Who's afraid of The Big Bad Ham-Dog Millionaire?"_ Now, who likes the Bee Gees? Well, this is where they came up with that fabulous, spunky song, "Night Fever". What do you mean, "came up with"? They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway. Why were they standing in this doorway? They were waiting for a friend to pick him up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday. Can you verify that hah please! Trust me, I _know_ disco. Sir I thought free drinks were included in this tour. No, there's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea. - It said in the brochure. - The information you got is bullshit! We don't need even fizzy drinks. Just water would be enough. You got false information. We must have free drinks. No free drinks. There are no free drinks, and if you're trying to rip me a new asshole, you're making a big mistake. You are a shitty businessman. You know that, no? And you're a bunch of fucking cunts. Check my cheeks. I'm sorry. My dad can get cranky sometimes. He sure has a temper on him. Yeah. He likes to shout. I like to smile. You cheesy old cornball. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm a cheesy old cornball. Yeah, you are. But that's OK. I kind of like it. My name's Brayden. Brayden? Is that Scottish? It's not Scottish. What's your name? I'm Janet. Hey, stop talking to the customer and help Dad with his shorts. So, Dad, I think I've got a date with that hot girl from the tour. No way! You're a bullshit artist. No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me. - She's yanking your chain. Trust me. - No, Dad. She likes my character. She said so. And her name's Janet. That's not right. I need them greasy and this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand? Too much grease is bad for you. I read it in a fitness magazine someone left on the bus. That's horse shit. You're a bullshit artist. We have an agreement. You stay here, you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mum and Ricky Prickles. Dad, don't keep saying that. You know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there, he called me Fatty Boom Boom. First, there's this dry food. Now you're telling me you got a girlfriend. Next you're gonna be leaving the family business. You must not like me very much. Is that what this is all about? I'm sorry, Dad. I can add more oil if you want. I'm not hungry anymore. Dad, I don't wanna leave you. But I guess I do like Janet. She might not like me, though, not when she gets to know me. If she gets to know you. You ask it for chips and you get nothing. Yes, you should tell management. I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips. Please tell me, what flavour chips did you eventually decide upon? Who cares? They were paprika ridge chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is. Yes, that's so true. I love ridges. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. Excuse me, what? Potato. - Can you say that again? - Potato. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. OK, this is embarrassing, but, please, can you say it a little slower? Potato. Please, one last time. - Potato. I think he's trying to say potato. Ah, yes. Potato! Potato chips. What on earth is this man doing? Hey, there are three of us and one of you, buddy. Maybe he's not a man. Maybe he's The Boogie-Woogie. He _is_ the boogie-woogie! My God! This man is truly mad. Who cares? On the count of three, we'll tackle him. One, two... I am a rich gentlemen. I own a premium shipping business in Denver. Let me live. I will make you the chief shareholder. You will get a handsome salary with the attractive corner office. Does that or does that not appeal to you? I wanted some ridged paprika chips. They weren't even for me. Who cares? There is a girl in my room. I met her tonight at a sports bar. We tried to have sex but I couldn't get a stiffy. Then my balls got sucked up into my abdomen. Does it strike you as unusual? Am I dead yet? My name is Sidney. Chapter 2: _"Shit Happens."_ Ronnie? Is that you, Big Ronnie? Oh, yeah, better believe it. I heard screaming. All OK back there, Big Ronnie? Yeah, sure. I was laughing. Oh, laughing, were you? Why, did your car get too greasy again? No comment, but yeah, kind of did. I like going through the car wash. It's good to know my car is getting a good clean. It's fun. Oh, and here's ten for the wash. And I'm gonna go use your bathroom. Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie. Ronnie's back. Let's go disco dancing again soon, Big Ronnie. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We could disco dance. Why not? We used to disco dance all the time. I guess you got too busy lately. Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing, but my son's having problems. What kind of problems, Big Ronnie? Between you and me, I think my son's a severe manic depressive. He should be on medication. And did I tell you he still craps the bed most nights? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. No, you did not. Yeah, and he craps on the carpet. I've found it in the kitchen. Hell, he even crapped on top of the TV last week. Anyway, thanks for the scrub. OK, Big Ronnie. Catch you again soon, I hope. Bye-bye, Big Paul. Bye-bye, Big Ronnie. Morning, Dad. Go away. Someone's a grouch today. Oh, you don't care. What does that mean? Oh, now that you got a girlfriend, you're probably gonna wanna move out. Bullshit artist. We haven't even had our first date. Look, I know women. She'll want you all to herself. She looked greedy. She looked nice to me. You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness. People do that, you know. They get so lonely, their heart stops and they die. But you won't care. You'll be too busy making love. Cut it out, Dad. Quit goofing off. I'm not going anywhere, Dad. You know how I am with the ladies. But seriously, I have something I need to tell you. - Come here. - Go for it, Dad. - Are you ready? - Yes. What is it? I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy, Dad. Bullshit artist. Am not. Bullshit. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas. Done and done, Dad. And now, this very store here is where Kool from "Kool and the Gang" worked before he exploded onto the disco scene. Anyway, this is the end of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour. Thank you very much for coming and, er, come again soon. So, where are you taking me tonight, Mister? How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot? What about me? Who's gonna cook for me? - I'm hungry. - You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad. - You'll have to go get a dog. - Not a real dog. Yeah, don't bite into a real dog. Don't bite into a... woof-woof. Woof! OK, you two can fuck off tonight. Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. Bye-bye! Fucking cunts! I could feast on that queen's ass all night long. Thanks, Big Heiny. Looking forward to a great meal. Of course, of course. I think I read once that these kinds of breadstick are called grissini. Probably. So, um, does your mum live with you too? No. She left when I was small. She met someone new. Well, that's crapola. Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six-pack I've ever seen. Ooh. Tell this girl more. I went to stay with Mum and Ricky once. He made me punch him in his six-pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum-packed bag of roasted sausages. Chapter 3: _"She's a Hootie-Tootie-Disco-Cutie"_ 'Nick spun the gun around his finger and pointed it into the future 'till the Rasta came back to life. '"You're under arrest you stanky, loose, saggy, cunny for conspiracy to commit revenge," 'the Rasta said as he lit a hand-rolled cigar 'in the scarlet sunset.' Oh...hey..._Ah!_ You're up late?! Yeah, I'm working on a novel. The fantasy one? No, it's an urban cyber thriller called "Revenge Incorporated". It's set in a dark future where revenge is outlawed but there's a company you can hire to get revenge for you. I've been dreaming about you throughout these long, hard nights. Do you miss me? Yeah, I sort of miss you. I'm lost and lonely for you. Basically, I love you. Don't say that. Unless you mean it, of course. Why is the sky blue? Because blue is your favourite colour. Oh, you cornball. Yeah, I'm a cornball, remember? I love you, though. I love you. I've wanted to say it for so long. It feels good to hear it, if I'm honest. Give yourself to me for all time. Don't say that. This girl's confused. If I could write your name on the moon, I would, with my own blood. And also, I wanna marry you. OK. I loved you from the moment I saw you on the disco tour. I'm a romantic at heart. JANET: Ronnie?...NOOOO!!!! Little Timmy Jordan: Ronnie, are you there? Now, that definitely sounds like Big Ronnie. Big Ronnie, is that you? Big Ronnie, are you in my car wash? How's the scrub working out? Are the brushes stiff enough for you? Take me Disco dancing Big Ro-(SCHWACK)- Blood splats against Big Ronnie's old, grease covered face, not to his supprise his thick juicy Prickus got to half mass... but he knew he had a dirty, fat, son stealing bitch locked in his house with a head to smash into his carpet and he wasn't spilling his seed until she was dead and he was _Fucking Thirsty!_ _End of Part 1 of 15._
@mawandemdutywa2571
4 жыл бұрын
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon lol bro, what's this about?
@DiaryofAnOldMadBlackWoman
9 ай бұрын
How is it possible that this is STILL hilarious after watching it at least a dozen times!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ronk9830
9 ай бұрын
Same here. KZitem suggests these videos occasionally even though I've watched them before, because it's time for a good laugh. 😂
@Killz89130
6 ай бұрын
I swear this never gets old 😂
@kentmombourquette5385
6 ай бұрын
Those suits the spring loaded bell bottoms the belts that beats his kids with. The wigs are a hit a well when he was ranting away it popped up. It looked like a fin of a shark 🦈 and a body of a walrus so funny 😂.How can you not watch the BS is none stop?
@kentmombourquette5385
6 ай бұрын
It’s # 1 on the charts there’s so many many start up places so funny. Collen said so you tell them to go to the start up place so incompetent🤧 .
@rita_TM
3 ай бұрын
i was just having the same thought, I watched this about 7 years ago and its still hilarious
@davidallen8611
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂
@Fiveash-Art
8 ай бұрын
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
@kentmombourquette5385
6 ай бұрын
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
@Mistamixed
7 жыл бұрын
Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...
@emerydaniels775
7 жыл бұрын
Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.
@CodyBlurr
7 жыл бұрын
Adam M 😂
@brianmorales1106
7 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@laciena
7 жыл бұрын
Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂
@BradWoodbury
7 жыл бұрын
Adam M I'd pay
@SOURCECODEBVII
5 жыл бұрын
"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''
@justelle_1
5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tyrone4life1000
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Joybee-nx4pj
5 жыл бұрын
Lol😆😆😆
@AyoBaby
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??
@tyreequetaymullah4499
5 жыл бұрын
DLJ TV 😂😂😭
@jeffreynapisa122
Жыл бұрын
This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.
@FPOAK
10 ай бұрын
That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic
@kaydoubleyou4316
4 жыл бұрын
I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.
@dzlomont
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stakknation123
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO😂
@russtownsend2898
4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.
@daisylavender5275
4 жыл бұрын
Your name got you a like👍🏻
@myishenhaines1706
4 жыл бұрын
Good original one!
@1943ofour
5 жыл бұрын
I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.
@efrainortez7838
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@donnabonn1892
4 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇
@Kloco78
4 жыл бұрын
MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩
@wendynoto4726
4 жыл бұрын
You guys are funny and you got that right
@Thornspyre81
4 жыл бұрын
I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?
@markgarcia9134
Жыл бұрын
Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣
@KlepacMovies
11 ай бұрын
Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.
@FirstnameLastname-qf2vm
Жыл бұрын
I come back to watch this every few months. It is, without a doubt, a blessing in my life lol.
@harveyburak5253
4 жыл бұрын
Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."
@YKWTFG0
4 жыл бұрын
This is gold 🤣
@MyraMonique
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Mike_Nuhtz
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@kbbels
4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂
@Flo-tha_A-
4 жыл бұрын
that went over slot of ppls heads ! 😂😂 deserves way more likes !
@rush437
7 жыл бұрын
i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"
@BigGirlBeautiful
6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt
@helpout2699
6 жыл бұрын
The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."
@mellelahe2572
6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha
@TheWaynelds
6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".
@rising_tothetoprising_toth5442
6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏
@missoliver38
9 ай бұрын
When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂
@ronk9830
9 ай бұрын
Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.
@aarondmtz2178
2 ай бұрын
That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂
@harlonwhite5939
Жыл бұрын
I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.
@lagosfury5142
11 ай бұрын
I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old
@AntiPlatitude
11 ай бұрын
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
@WorldwideWyatt
11 ай бұрын
The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA. Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.
@CompassionateEyes
6 ай бұрын
How is he a criminal??
@SmithCrec-ki5ff
4 ай бұрын
How is he not ? Are you dense ?@@CompassionateEyes
@kayy6579
2 жыл бұрын
Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
@Samiam173
2 жыл бұрын
@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!
@mikeavery3662
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tylerparsons3504
2 жыл бұрын
So good .. lol
@MartinezC.
2 жыл бұрын
Goddess…
@victoryforever1915
2 жыл бұрын
Oh stop lol 😆🤣
@caitlin8274
4 жыл бұрын
He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.
@godsbabi1
4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT 🤨
@springcady6589
4 жыл бұрын
Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!
@puggie1019
4 жыл бұрын
He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!
@818rdk
4 жыл бұрын
That's y he cut his salary in half
@shaudaeyoakumify
4 жыл бұрын
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
@sumyunguy08
Жыл бұрын
This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive
@LCee7
10 ай бұрын
My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!
@richardkhan640
9 ай бұрын
what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.
@richardkhan640
9 ай бұрын
Michele sleep there.
@richardkhan640
9 ай бұрын
This guy reminds me of donald trump
@richardkhan640
9 ай бұрын
who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.
@Cynorwin
Жыл бұрын
I love how David knew nothing about finances throughout this whole deposition but all of a sudden knows everything about finances when his lawyer objects @ 39:45-40:00 🤣🤣
@sefsoliz3977
2 жыл бұрын
I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!
@nlg7922
2 жыл бұрын
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
@newyorkusa9155
2 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@XYz-yx5nq
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
@jeaninepetty4923
2 жыл бұрын
Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.
@DarhaLB
2 жыл бұрын
Yea this dude is whack.!!!!
@taymason
4 жыл бұрын
Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
@lisah8197
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!
@islandgirl9479
4 жыл бұрын
@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@cherridytucker9739
4 жыл бұрын
Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂
@ellemonettef7200
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ellemonettef7200
4 жыл бұрын
Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh
@chelseagordon2158
Жыл бұрын
This is absolute comedic fucking brilliance. 😭😭😭
@danewaishas1513
Жыл бұрын
If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”
@shaneanbrown1236
4 ай бұрын
I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂
@Babyboobearful
3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly better than 90% of television
@Dobbs3
7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.
@brendalyxxx
7 жыл бұрын
Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!
@TheRandomTechy
7 жыл бұрын
Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny
@Dobbs3
7 жыл бұрын
Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry
@idontwantone132
7 жыл бұрын
Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...
@lucygirl4926
7 жыл бұрын
@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')
@clarencecross7385
11 ай бұрын
“ mhm” “You have to answer yes or no” “ yes mhm”
@virginialorthe1487
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bignoyz4111
Жыл бұрын
He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.
@paradoxofepicurus
5 жыл бұрын
If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.
@blahzone2255
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@b.carter564
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@bikelifer4985
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice
@MLK7788
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that's funny lol.
@victorsalinas4666
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Based_Department
4 жыл бұрын
This man just casually forgot he had children.
@blondesense1708
4 жыл бұрын
You can’t blame him, it’s not like he has pastorial custody.
@markiaashleymoore6514
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Co. 😂😂
@vaestkusten6041
4 жыл бұрын
He "postphoned" all of his sexual exploits to AXE Michelle.
@angiearthur1408
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@angiearthur1408
4 жыл бұрын
@@vaestkusten6041 😂😂😂😂😂
@Thesarcasticdom
Жыл бұрын
“We offer cancelling” lmao
@Jane-nt3vy
10 ай бұрын
One ignorant bastard
@girliejax
4 жыл бұрын
This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone" You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!
@jaspernemesio3816
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@dariusglenn569
4 жыл бұрын
you are hilarious lol
@elonmusk1382
4 жыл бұрын
“You’ll have to axeMichelle”
@reasonrally6658
4 жыл бұрын
AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!
@profcamp23
4 жыл бұрын
Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt
@FoodforThought12345678dsds
6 жыл бұрын
God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle
@j-stilt9746
5 жыл бұрын
FoodforThought lol
@furiousstyles2k
5 жыл бұрын
Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!
@MrsWitherspoon
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JagodinacSYD
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!
@erikarios7237
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FSUgrad
11 ай бұрын
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
@no-he5vu
9 ай бұрын
As soon as this dude gets home he calls is accountant and asks “yo nigga, how much cash we bring in today.”
@scott1lori282
5 жыл бұрын
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
@hapymark123
5 жыл бұрын
That's a damn shame. For me too!
@arnellehardy1091
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bayharborbutcher8132
5 жыл бұрын
ASMR?
@macioluko9484
5 жыл бұрын
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
@gloriaallen4648
5 жыл бұрын
🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅
@TheDrFMG
3 жыл бұрын
Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?” Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”
@harveyburak5253
3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@VictorHernandez-pu6cg
3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼
@harveyburak5253
3 жыл бұрын
@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.
@Android-qj2yu
3 жыл бұрын
Well done sir, well done.
@chocolatechipcookieface3668
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
@esmeraldaaranda2749
Жыл бұрын
Ok I'm fucken dieing when the Guy played the recording 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@conquerall2002
5 ай бұрын
I love how his mouth gives him away whenever he gets caught in a shady move and blinks non stop when lying
@DMG118
5 жыл бұрын
"Can you confirm your name, please?" "You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."
@mommyallred
5 жыл бұрын
DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
@spurlingjohn2
5 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFWAO
@hankbridges5055
5 жыл бұрын
There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.
@mohamedkamel9732
5 жыл бұрын
lmao :D
@queenmasi267
5 жыл бұрын
Lolllllllll
@jamarquislee1004
5 жыл бұрын
I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?
@_rhapsodist
5 жыл бұрын
But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"
@fevah1st604
5 жыл бұрын
I would buy
@TallulahBelle3276
5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@joshualarez6684
5 жыл бұрын
Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆
@TheMoustee
5 жыл бұрын
Add "Michelle knows"
@jlcollins7673
10 ай бұрын
Fast forward to 2 years ago.... Michelle: I cant answer any of your questions.
@alanrohn-jg1vm
Жыл бұрын
I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂
@KedzDacz
4 жыл бұрын
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.
@Conspiracy515
4 жыл бұрын
He swervin'😂😂😂😂
@gregmontagna
4 жыл бұрын
Moms spaghetti.
@bigwhiskerbiscuit
4 жыл бұрын
agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.
@tdeveritt
3 жыл бұрын
All while wearing louie vitton
@freighttrainjones5915
3 жыл бұрын
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
@samuelmori3026
4 жыл бұрын
Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.
@kitrichardson5573
4 жыл бұрын
Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.
@gentryjanson7062
4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying in tears
@ntheblinkofni
4 жыл бұрын
Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@ntheblinkofni
4 жыл бұрын
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤
@leobritair
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jakopyan
11 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one that watched it more than once. This is amazing entertainment. Cancer and all. He cures everything
@KlepacMovies
11 ай бұрын
Prosecutor knows everything too🤣
@passingan1555
Жыл бұрын
Why does he keep doing that to his lips? What is that ?
@joshuamlnarik5942
2 ай бұрын
Nibbling/chewing bits of the skin on inner lip. Lot of people do it as a nervous habit, or part of an oral fixation or in this guy's case q symptom of stimulant abuse
@ctaylor8446
4 жыл бұрын
He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
@karinmarfo1436
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!
@eboniecullins267
4 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha!!
@PatrickBaptist
4 жыл бұрын
That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.
@GB-ev2ti
4 жыл бұрын
@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.
@kdbrown63ify
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@pt6guy27
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.
@samanthalake5011
4 жыл бұрын
He's an owl🦉
@profcamp23
4 жыл бұрын
pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries
@dorisampofo1878
4 жыл бұрын
He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah
@impressivesarasarabrown466
4 жыл бұрын
His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption
@sarah-louisehackett9613
4 жыл бұрын
He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..
@davidmcquaid7862
Жыл бұрын
Pinocchio part II except when he lies his hairline goes back
@TheDesmondfain
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jaymatthews3284
3 ай бұрын
Lets turn it into a drinking game...everytime he says "Ask Michelle" everybody has to take a drink 😂
@jessiefrye3045
2 ай бұрын
Ain't nobody gonna walk out! We'll be crawling!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cmjensen
5 жыл бұрын
They argue over 10 mins on whether they can ask him a question... finally ask him and he says he doesn’t know, axe Michelle 😂💀
@Black0bsidian
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@moniqueharrison316
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!! Bruh!!!
@cmjensen
4 жыл бұрын
MONIQUE HARRISON right lolll
@casswithpmaradiostationand2739
4 жыл бұрын
😭😂🤣
@drpicmeup
4 жыл бұрын
Lol which question? The one about the donors who are over $5,000? 😅😅
@taymason
4 жыл бұрын
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
@janesalviani4630
4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live
@quinceybrooks1355
4 жыл бұрын
@@janesalviani4630 Texas???
@russellhamner4898
4 жыл бұрын
But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.
@robertireland8549
4 жыл бұрын
Lies
@ashlycorona3491
4 жыл бұрын
Same dude, same
@luckyzeyan5391
Жыл бұрын
The title of this vodeo should be 'i don't remember' 😂
@theworldisfallingapart867
11 ай бұрын
so glad i found this, again, today
@ThePimpedOutwaffle
7 жыл бұрын
Who else got a David Taylor ad before the video 😩?
@John-dd8kh
6 жыл бұрын
me thrice!!
@javierramirez-kr2yt
6 жыл бұрын
Purple Bull3tz yeah that's crazy look at the coments in it to it's all he's the best these people are Devil for asking him about his million dollars .
@georgefulton4061
6 жыл бұрын
What was that about?
@jenloveskingsleybeckett6263
6 жыл бұрын
Hell no
@DandyBeingTandi
6 жыл бұрын
Me too! Guess Michelle paid for that too....😀
@svenpoelmans3688
4 жыл бұрын
Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt
@LisaPowell-so4mw
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wesleyhempoli5548
4 жыл бұрын
He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.
@KanutsLive
4 жыл бұрын
Lol oh shit funny
@zel5055
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@YNTGUNS
4 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too
@monty156
9 ай бұрын
The wheels on the bus go “thump, thump, thump” as the bus drives over Michelle.
@johnlucas8924
Жыл бұрын
He’s trying to blame everything on Michelle
@richardmartinez543
3 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂
@kylelunde5750
3 жыл бұрын
That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one
@harielesquivel1257
3 жыл бұрын
Also signs of cocaine
@edwardrossman9448
3 жыл бұрын
very nervous and cant hide it.
@daytonasayswhat9333
3 жыл бұрын
@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.
@amaliapetion370
3 жыл бұрын
He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now
@kimmiely2546
3 жыл бұрын
The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.
@jadevenom48
8 ай бұрын
october 12, 2023 and i’m still coming back to this again and again. 😂😂😂 i can’t with this
@user-fy6zg9yy6r
3 ай бұрын
Your not alone
@michelsanchez6545
9 ай бұрын
It's amazing how he doesn't give any sign of being nervous or lying throughout the interview, the dude keeps a pokerface 🤣
@ronk9830
9 ай бұрын
I noticed that, too. His confidence is incredible. 😂😂😂😂
@mishuk5043
8 ай бұрын
That in itself is a tell. Dud's a sociopath. His eyes are dead. He is nervous at the beginning he chews the inside of his mouth. I see a lot of anger in this guy.
@mishuk5043
8 ай бұрын
@ronk9830 it's all an act. Watch his mouth.
@ronk9830
8 ай бұрын
@@mishuk5043 Was being sarcastic, same as the original poster. 😃
@lyneetadoss860
8 ай бұрын
chewing his lips off and trying not to choke on his own lies!sneaky lying snake!
@georgesmart239
5 жыл бұрын
Wife: "Are you watching that again?" Me "Yep."
@NDNmixedblood
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@repentuklondonwatchman1373
4 жыл бұрын
Lovely Post
@tmophead
4 жыл бұрын
I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy
@Cece-lb7nc
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@AdrianVeidt516
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times
@ryonsims4226
3 жыл бұрын
Sir why do you keep biting your lips? “I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”
I’ve watched this more than 3, 4, 20 or 100 times.
@GB-xh7hv
5 ай бұрын
This is been my asmr for a few nights fall asleep within 20 min lol
@N1xon45
Жыл бұрын
The amount of times she needs to instruct this guy to say a simple yes or no is infuriating. I wouldn't have that same patience.
@teddygramz2008
Жыл бұрын
“Mm hmm.” “You have to answer yes” “Yes mm hmm”
@rosieparker382
5 жыл бұрын
Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.
@e.b.g7126
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!
@sarahmurphy8030
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ajsessions6269
4 жыл бұрын
For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting
@adrienneflora7078
4 жыл бұрын
So weird.
@officialOriginalR
4 жыл бұрын
Its laughable
@scotttidwell3854
Жыл бұрын
It’s a sad day when your own lawyer thinks you’re a fool
@aliceobukhova7604
9 ай бұрын
He’s clearly vague on purpose
@kentmombourquette5385
4 ай бұрын
It’s great for the whole family to watch what these things are doing very educational.
@debbiegarrido7933
4 жыл бұрын
The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣
@kingoziel
4 жыл бұрын
Debbie Garrido me too!!
@freshavocado2204
4 жыл бұрын
He cured my depression.
@vaestkusten6041
4 жыл бұрын
You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.
@Illisick786
4 жыл бұрын
Feel you
@tdeveritt
3 жыл бұрын
Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?
@ASWESEEITPODCAST
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who puts this on to fall asleep 😂🤦🏾♂️
@fbc0505
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo omfg I literally just woke up to it again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️☝️
@tylerjames482
3 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@ASWESEEITPODCAST
3 жыл бұрын
Tyler James respect fam. Welcome to the family 😂
@mikebell1145
3 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@magyc82
3 жыл бұрын
I just woke up to it when the lawyer came to hours rescue 4 a min
@markgarcia9134
Жыл бұрын
You have to answer yes or no "Yes umm hmmm " 🤣🤣
@cainpitt
4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.
@ccannon565
5 жыл бұрын
Whenever he does one of those coughs he's choking on another lie.
@diannalovett7624
5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!! Haha
@locoluck777
5 жыл бұрын
So he has made LOTs of lies...
@lifeincali4781
4 жыл бұрын
C CAN good one
@c230benzito
4 жыл бұрын
I think when coughs it means hes telling the truth bcuz he coughed like twice. 🤪
@rubyv7231
4 жыл бұрын
C CAN I think it’s a nervous tick lol just like his lip biting 🧐
@aquariussun6424
9 ай бұрын
His hairline avoiding questions
@08C6PaceCar
Жыл бұрын
Interviewer: What did you eat for breakfast? David: Michelles on that....
@karlisabrown7404
4 жыл бұрын
I just wanna know the make & model of the bus he threw Michelle under
@yermailmain206
4 жыл бұрын
Geeked Eats ax carguru
@tyesoncollins9867
4 жыл бұрын
Geeked Eats 😂👌🏼
@rebeccacannabidragonhogan9545
4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing he would tell you to AXE MICHELLE lmfao 😆😂🤣
@holdenmasters2676
4 жыл бұрын
Oh , man that has just made me laff , proper !!
@0kAy17
4 жыл бұрын
Idk the "Pacific" model but I'm sure he spent some bread on it "axe" about it
@chelleglenney156
4 жыл бұрын
That baby talk whispering then clearing of the throat means a big lie just occurred....
@mildors1
4 жыл бұрын
Someone give him water and chapstick
@timothycouch5710
11 ай бұрын
He tried to start an argument about his “startup” place to get off the real issue 🤦🏽♂️😂
@sarahmurphy8030
4 ай бұрын
You just know he wants to RIP his designer belt off and beat the living daylights out this lady questioning him 😂
@lamondhaynes4440
Жыл бұрын
Every time he coughs 😮he’s lying lol
@neverbrokeagain8454
2 жыл бұрын
That boy was so nervous that he almost bit his lips off 😂😂
@seanjackson6440
2 жыл бұрын
I swear them mfs a whole different color now
@naomiwingate425
11 ай бұрын
He knew his ass got caught he was biting all the skin off his
@Jane-nt3vy
10 ай бұрын
There's literally no dry skin there its just an ugly, annoying habit. Gross.
@ZeeSA-no2zh
9 ай бұрын
That's a grown ass man
@PatriotChick
6 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂
@Evravon
4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't shave his head because he knows he'll look exactly like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince if he does. Don't believe me? Axe Michelle.
@dexterlang1403
3 жыл бұрын
You are ta quit it 😂
@camstoddard2108
3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me at the end of this long story that this piece of s*** goes to prison
@henryventura2639
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rebelremytv9370
3 жыл бұрын
And will! Lol
@jaclyn.jenkins
5 ай бұрын
does anyone have any documentation of what happened either to cause this deposition to happen or what happened with this deposition????
@timhnamorehead6385
11 ай бұрын
He making all this up as he go. 😂
@terrencehaynes8158
4 жыл бұрын
Man this female lawyer should have her own comedy show.
@londonsinspection9811
4 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious and he doesn’t have a clue. 😂😂😂😂
@shannonwilliams1941
4 жыл бұрын
I think his lawyer is good as well. I mean, just look at this POS he is defending! 😂
@willie.hairhale5819
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she's a bad mamajama. Tougher than any man I, know. She, don't backup. She, ain't scarred either.
@tyshaneyfelt4970
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
@ashishpatel350
3 жыл бұрын
"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"
@enlightenedmcgee
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅
@TJ-dl5cu
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@TheCryrose
3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe thousands of times
@MJC367
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@lawrencearnemann3923
Жыл бұрын
I watch these all the time. God told me who was going to win the super bowl had me pissing my pants
@lollihoovah3944
Жыл бұрын
His cough/ clearing his throat is hilarious every time he's lying... not to mention the low voice😂😂😂😂. It's interesting how these ppl scandal the poor while he's in top notch expenses
@justjameka7961
6 жыл бұрын
He is disgusting to watch but I can't seem to stop watching!
@lalachka101
6 жыл бұрын
Same here lol. I'm already rewatching for the 10th time. Addictive shit watching this worm squirm
@TommyShenanigans
6 жыл бұрын
Same here!!
@apostlekelley3618
6 жыл бұрын
Ikr I watched this over 20x. He is disgusting though lol
@Mr12brandon12
5 жыл бұрын
Just Jameka swearrr this my 4th time watching
@gaviota1003
5 жыл бұрын
Agree
@michelsurprenant4799
4 жыл бұрын
Judge Judy would have loved this one.
@crazyirishmanartist
4 жыл бұрын
She would lose it, reach over and punch his lights out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michellejones5943
3 жыл бұрын
I love Judge Judy!
@yushinaparker739
Жыл бұрын
His ministry called me on 9/25/22 and they put a recording on the phone that God told him to tell me something that God told him in a dream. Its funny the attorney ask him about that.
@jonathanodell8854
Жыл бұрын
I've been told there's a special spot in the hot box waiting for false prophets like this .SHAME on him .
@TPS_DIEGO_2.0
3 жыл бұрын
Damn Michelle’s isn’t gonna struggle finding a job with a resume like that
@prawnhunter7238
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@sirtalkalotdoolittle
3 жыл бұрын
She doesn't care. She was long gone with a couple suitcases full of cash and the real books before he finished this farce. Last seen heading south to Belize.
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