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It’s been 11 years, and this is still my favourite Apple parody of all time. Steve’s opening monologue and presenting style, listing off the metals, the impossible geometry, the fact they never go into what if anything it does, the comment about it’s price, even the John Mayer closer is all stellar. Even post Steve’s passing, it’s timeless and accurate to Apple’s signature house style.
@TylerZeta
2 жыл бұрын
Miss opportunity, he takes questions and someone asks "so what does it do?" then jobs angrily has them escorted out by security
@user-1billlon
Жыл бұрын
It’s been 14 bruh
@SaurikSI
Жыл бұрын
@@user-1billlon And?
@user-1billlon
Жыл бұрын
@@SaurikSI its an joke, sillo.
@somethingtojenga
8 жыл бұрын
I like the part where the air holes just completely defy geometry XD
@JM-us3fr
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the diagonal should be the square root of 2 inches
@Ragsrags682
8 жыл бұрын
+QED aren't the holes a inch apart anyways how is the prototype have 1 inch apart holes?
@somethingtojenga
8 жыл бұрын
Ted Lawler ..what?
@Ragsrags682
8 жыл бұрын
pon33villin the holes they are suppose to be 1 inch apart but on the prototype they rolled out the holes were probably like 3 feet apart
@somethingtojenga
8 жыл бұрын
Ted Lawler they probably are bigger than an inch apart, but the defying geometry part is more worrying
@davidgorrell9111
8 жыл бұрын
Apple: breaking the laws of mathematics by somehow making the sides of a sqaure the same length as the diagonals
@thepalegod6668
6 жыл бұрын
It's possible cos it's not on a flat surface. Elliptic Geometry is not the same as the geometry we learn in school because it is specific to stuff being on round objects. Basically don't worry about it unless you're an engineer or an architect
@somethingtojenga
4 жыл бұрын
@@thepalegod6668 It's still impossible, the only way for 4 holes to all be equidistant to each other is if they form the points of a regular tetrahedron, and you can't describe that on a sphere unless the holes are all on opposite sides of the sphere, and clearly they're all on one side.
@LvcifrPlays
4 жыл бұрын
@@somethingtojenga hey, so this is The Pale God but I'm on a different account cos I forgot that login and didn't care about trying to get it back, but I still receive emails from comments on it apparently. Anyways, I must've gotten stupid over the two years since posting that since I don't even remember what elliptical geometry is.
@aryanjoshi3342
4 жыл бұрын
Lol he never mentioned it’s a square or that the 2 lines are parallel and since it is curved in a spherical non-euclidian geometry, a true “square” could have 3 sides and still not break any laws. Look up non-euclidian geometry
@kingoreo7050
3 жыл бұрын
@@somethingtojenga he never said that the left holes were 1 inch from the the right holes, only top and bottom. Math checks out taking that into account.
@damiantorres7320
4 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone catches the fact that the air holes cannot possibly be equidistant from each other, but nobody catches the fact that Silicon Dioxide is quartz, and Polonium Beryllium were components used in early atomic weapons.
@seankauder9721
9 жыл бұрын
Its funny because people would actually buy this.
@Krillacreat
9 жыл бұрын
My brother would beg for this and put us in financial ruin like with the iPhone 5.
@uwu7595
9 жыл бұрын
besides the fact that it does jack shit... what am I saying, there's a nub HAIL NUBS!
@brotherboard3920
9 жыл бұрын
If you can make 'x^2 + x^2= x^2' to be true I’ll buy fucking anything from you.
@joelhenderson3723
9 жыл бұрын
Vortex-OD Set x=0 Now, buy my Runescape account for $500.
@brotherboard3920
9 жыл бұрын
***** Both work, m8.
@auulauul9328
3 жыл бұрын
Lots of talking about the geometry defying square, but not about the fact it's partially made out of polonium, one of the most toxic and radioactive metals.
@crabulonbestgirl9130
2 жыл бұрын
Because nobody knows wtf polonium is lmao
@iRushil
8 жыл бұрын
This is such a perfect parody of the Apple insanity that it's barely a parody at all. And 8 years later, it still applies.
@newbskits
8 жыл бұрын
it will always "apple-i"
@crackpotpolitics5986
3 жыл бұрын
12 years now
@victorgbs
2 жыл бұрын
@@crackpotpolitics5986 just saw a screen cloth on sale on their website for the equivalent of about 40 USD. So yep, the parody is a reality.
@Trainfan1055Janathan
8 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is the comercial doesn't even tell you what the product does. It's just a bunch of people dancing around it.
@choo_choo1256
6 жыл бұрын
The thing is just metals
@chonkshake1237
6 жыл бұрын
Just like every apple product
@TheMyopicFed
6 жыл бұрын
UUUUGH! the apple "i"!!! its a revolutionary item... it's just--gah! you don't get it!
@GarethPW
6 жыл бұрын
thatsthejoke.jpg
@entropy7999
6 жыл бұрын
yes, that is the joke
@bugflug
9 жыл бұрын
They should've said "and now U2."
@spuddie3207
9 жыл бұрын
Look at the date.
@bugflug
9 жыл бұрын
spuddie6 I'm aware, it was a joke.
@tumatauenga6433
9 жыл бұрын
spuddie6 he soooooooo wasn't aware
@bugflug
9 жыл бұрын
tumatauenga ahau I just facepalmed so hard...
@RudolphCookie
9 жыл бұрын
The video was made in 2008
@KevinSiebert
8 жыл бұрын
2008 was 8 years ago? What????
@QREPiC
8 жыл бұрын
just you wait til next year when someone comes and replies "9 years" xD
@george9181
8 жыл бұрын
9 years
@wystereah
8 жыл бұрын
what? its not 2018 yet you know
@wystereah
8 жыл бұрын
+Star Shot what?? cant you take a fucking joke?
@starshot9418
8 жыл бұрын
+WhiteSnow can't you?
@SparkySywer
10 жыл бұрын
The equidistant holes are geometrically impossible.
@FreakSX93
9 жыл бұрын
I thought, that I was the only one noticing! I bet 75% of the people dont get that one ^^
@Kevin-yh8ol
9 жыл бұрын
Yes but in this case it's possible. One thing I've learned in school is never look at the given diagram to completely prove something. Here he din't say that the top left and top right holes are equidistant nor did he say it for the bottom two. Similarly, he din't say that the bottom left hole is equidistant to the top right hole. He only mentioned this for the top left and bottom right. There for the arrangement of these holes from the given data is possible.
@FreakSX93
9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Thakur He said, that every hole is equidistant to each other. The sentence alone is false.
@Kevin-yh8ol
9 жыл бұрын
FreakSX93 yes you are right. I din't hear that :P
@FreakSX93
9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Thakur No problem ;-)
@Fleming-ql
8 жыл бұрын
PYTHAGORAS DISAGREES :D
@KillaMProdz
7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that exactly
@TheLazyDodos2013
7 жыл бұрын
and I thought I would never use pythagoras in real life...
@mad52duck
7 жыл бұрын
Pythagoras doesn't apply to curved surfaces, sorry.
@andrewroc30
7 жыл бұрын
Although the equation doesn't apply, the idea that there must be a 'hypotenuse' still applies (given a relative 90 degree angle)
@osga21
7 жыл бұрын
Not really, they showed the top and bottom holes and the diagonal were one inch but didn't specify what was the space between the bottom and top holes, so in theory if it the four holes formed a rectangle with the base shorter then it's height the diagonal and sides could be both 1 inch
@Tarkus_H
9 жыл бұрын
Still more useful than the iWatch.
@tatimustafa6155
9 жыл бұрын
Apple* watch
@Tarkus_H
9 жыл бұрын
Nah. iWatch.
@LucisFerre1
9 жыл бұрын
IT'S NOT AN IWATCH, IT'S AN APPLE WATCH! AAAAAAAHHH!
@UnXpectedBO2MW2GTA5Modsandmore
9 жыл бұрын
No, It's a Potato Watch! Jeez.
@rihasanatrofolo2472
9 жыл бұрын
Iambic Pentameter Well. Adroid wear is less useful than the Apple Watch, which means that the Apple Watch is useful for people that like Android Watches, but want something better.
@thesaturdaytechchannelwith553
9 жыл бұрын
Every Apple Product Revealed Ever.
@emil.soderholm
8 жыл бұрын
Thats the point...
@lecapitaine1017
5 жыл бұрын
Wonder if you were already a Nazi when you posted this.
@unironicallyablueraspberry4959
4 жыл бұрын
ANTIFA Supersoldier Yeah, how dare he have opposing political views.
@nekozombie
2 жыл бұрын
@@lecapitaine1017 WOAH, what?
@Tastychip22
9 жыл бұрын
Who wanted to see him push the power button?
@smittywerbenjangermanjenso597
9 жыл бұрын
I admit, I wanted to see him turn her on... Please don't take that out of context.
@owenm4711
9 жыл бұрын
Do not tempt the apocalypse
@minithegameguy4674
4 жыл бұрын
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S TURNED ON
@GHC3
4 жыл бұрын
I do. That would have been the best way to end on the video
@SHDUStudios
4 жыл бұрын
It probably just explodes.
@a_guy_in_orange7230
8 жыл бұрын
everyone else wants to know what it does, I want know how they made a right triangle with 3 equal sides
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
8 жыл бұрын
Elliptic geometry? "One way in which elliptic geometry differs from Euclidean geometry is that the sum of the interior angles of a triangle is greater than 180 degrees. In the spherical model, for example, a triangle can be constructed with vertices at the locations where the three positive Cartesian coordinate axes intersect the sphere, and all three of its internal angles are 90 degrees, summing to 270 degrees. For sufficiently small triangles, the excess over 180 degrees can be made arbitrarily small. The Pythagorean theorem fails in elliptic geometry. In the 90°-90°-90° triangle described above, all three sides have the same length, and consequently do not satisfy {\displaystyle a^{2}+b^{2}=c^{2}} a^{2}+b^{2}=c^{2}. The Pythagorean result is recovered in the limit of small triangles." Apparently, it actually could work.
@a_guy_in_orange7230
8 жыл бұрын
the fuck did i just read?
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
8 жыл бұрын
A way in which a right triangle can also be equilateral when projected onto a spherical surface as in elliptic geometry. It's directly copy-pasted from wikipedia, so the formatting got a bit weird in the middle.
@josemanuelfuentesdelpozo9572
8 жыл бұрын
cool
@mishaseka5813
8 жыл бұрын
I was wondering that too, but basically, since it's a sphere, it is possible to have a right angle triangle with 3 equal sides on its surface.
@Barrobroadcastmaster
8 жыл бұрын
Apple is already saying the i2 is going to be at least 20% chromier and will come in different colors like pine tree green, fool's gold, medical waste pink, toilet water teal, lose it in the dark black and spill anything on it and it's stained white.
@Spitefire6
8 жыл бұрын
+Barrobroadcastmaster I'm sold, how much is it? My life's savings? I'd go for the spill anything on it and it's stained white.
@Barrobroadcastmaster
8 жыл бұрын
Spitefire6 Oh no no, they'll happily take your soul or one of your offspring if it's too much trouble and the payment plan is very easy. Just accept that you've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions and your soul/firstborn will be harvested in installments each month.
@Spitefire6
8 жыл бұрын
Barrobroadcastmaster Ah, ok. The thing is though I already sold my soul to the devil and the Illuminati have already claimed and taken my first borne, Would they accept a rare nude painting of steve Jobs signed by Steven Hawking and Matt damon?
@Barrobroadcastmaster
8 жыл бұрын
Spitefire6 Only if it is extremely erotic and portrays Steve Jobs in his natural form as the goddess Eris with the tool he used to forge his company, the bat'leth.
@Spitefire6
8 жыл бұрын
Afraid not :( The artist was not listening and didn't paint on a Bat'leth. He is scratching Donald Trumps back with a pink back scratcher
@thedonbaloney9044
9 жыл бұрын
2:42 WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEE ?!?!?!
@Mrmcwarpather
9 жыл бұрын
+i like pigs Shut... up
@Mrmcwarpather
9 жыл бұрын
It was funny just overused
@thedonbaloney9044
9 жыл бұрын
im sorry. i feel ashamed. i was really high
@thedonbaloney9044
9 жыл бұрын
+Domestic_K9 thank you sir. youve shown me the right way. ill go ahead and do that right now
@domestic_k9919
9 жыл бұрын
You are some-what welcome
@BBPGames
9 жыл бұрын
I own this and its absolutely amazing! All it does is sit in your room. When you use it you just hit the button and watch it roll backwards into the wall. I rate this new product *42/5* Stars!
@TTTristan1
8 жыл бұрын
:0 !!! It's a pokeball!!!
@dooplon5083
8 жыл бұрын
Made by apple.
@TTTristan1
8 жыл бұрын
Atomic Robo Tesla So it must be more elegant/beautiful, yet lacking in capabilities. XD
@dooplon5083
8 жыл бұрын
Tristan Taylor We don't even have any pokemon. It's even worse!
@TTTristan1
8 жыл бұрын
Atomic Robo Tesla :O I guess the only thing it catches is Apple's buyers off of their guard.
@dooplon5083
8 жыл бұрын
Tristan Taylor Oshit!
@TophatTea
10 жыл бұрын
If top to bottom is 1 Inch and bottom right to bottom left is 1 inch, THEN HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE BOTTOM RIGHT TO TOP LEFT 1 INCH? Defying mathematics right there.
@karim24363
10 жыл бұрын
Ahhahahha i asked myself the same question
@ErhardNeher
10 жыл бұрын
1.4142135623730950488016887242097
@TophatTea
10 жыл бұрын
Quoda Z I know the spacing friend, but it's still not 1 inch, it's impossible.
@TophatTea
10 жыл бұрын
Desolutional I know it's meant to be a joke... oh lord x_x
@KMJX
10 жыл бұрын
It might be possible in 2 situations: 1) You measure from the center of the hole for TL - TR and TL - BL, while measuring from the edge of the hole for TL - BR. Holes being the right size to make the calculation work. You are technically cheating. 2) Since the i is a sphere, the actual distance between TL-TR and TL-BLis 1 inch on a curved surface, while by flattening the surface of the square (but not of the outlines) you get a total of 1 inch between TL-BR on a flat surface. The i is not a perfect sphere anymore, and you will have unintended optical illusions, but whatevs, cheating is what the products are all about. That said this video didn't account for any of those possibilities, which kind of makes me sad. P.S. I suck at math.
@erikthegodeatingpenguin2335
9 жыл бұрын
You do realize it is impossible for the four holes to be arranged in a square like that and for the distance down the side to be the same as along the diagonal?
@lookxr6667
9 жыл бұрын
Pythagoras bitch!
@erikthegodeatingpenguin2335
9 жыл бұрын
Lookxr666 Yep.
@Kmab77
9 жыл бұрын
Rikozilla Lol that was the joke... apple customers will eat that shit up without asking questions.
@erikthegodeatingpenguin2335
9 жыл бұрын
Kmab77 Yeah, they're so passionate about Apple being the "one phone company to rule them all" that it gets quite annoying. I ask them, "Why do you like Apple?" They usually respond something along the lines of, "Because it's the best"
@Kmab77
9 жыл бұрын
Rikozilla Or because "It is the most sophisticated" I cringe everytime.
@StephaneChapheau
9 жыл бұрын
This is Apple in a nutshell. Overhype for a cheap piece of basic technology which is sold at more than 300 dollars, which costs only 10 dollars to make.
@prosincr
9 жыл бұрын
can we stop hating on companies when it won't change anything
@prosincr
9 жыл бұрын
***** I can, even though it doesn't mean I will, it still annoys me that people like you exist (people who don't contribute anything worth listening to).
@prosincr
9 жыл бұрын
***** known what?
@godlover9096
9 жыл бұрын
Dilip Tien consumer awareness about the rip off which is Apple is what we need. Once consumers stop buying from apple they will either lower their prices to a reasonable ammount, or they will die as a company.
@prosincr
9 жыл бұрын
Luke Johnson no it will not, people are already to deep into the Apple ecosystem to go back how. And the more companies and services that Apple buys and owns will make this even harder. Also, Apple isn't the only one to sell thinks for a much higher value, Samsung, Beats (before Apple), and a ton of others.
@ComputerClan
4 жыл бұрын
Person: How much will the PlayStation 5 cost? Me: 4:46
@Aggouric
4 жыл бұрын
oh hi computer clan
@ComputerClan
4 жыл бұрын
Mario hi
@Aggouric
4 жыл бұрын
@@ComputerClan wassuh
@electricheisenberg5723
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aggouric ITS MUFFIN TIME
@lemonke3774
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit what are you doing here, crazy ken?
@paige9207
8 жыл бұрын
So that would be...iBalls...?
@JonatasMonte
8 жыл бұрын
+XxJamesproductionxX And carry them alongside you
@jongee2
8 жыл бұрын
+Watsonater™ iCarly was ran by apple probably.
@MouseyBusiness
8 жыл бұрын
+Paige's Life I would be the Apple iI
@MrSnowman777
8 жыл бұрын
+Paige's Life AppleBall
@PremiumVibesMedia
5 жыл бұрын
This is prophetic. We have a metal stand that costs $1000
@tubs6199
9 жыл бұрын
When he said "is it love" he should have followed it up with "What is love?"
@1aundulxaldin
9 жыл бұрын
tubs6199 "What is love?" Not Apple.
@jjju3
6 жыл бұрын
Baby don't hurt me
@willstanwyx1335
5 жыл бұрын
"Maybe it's Maybelline."
@mahfuzurchowdhury2765
8 жыл бұрын
Did any of them think of trigonometry before making this?
@themagicayrtonsenna
8 жыл бұрын
Of course not, you don't need to do the math to realize it's bullshit, but it's made with the purpose of being funny
@SpeedingFlare
8 жыл бұрын
Assuming the distance between adjacent air holes is actually 1 inch, the distance between the diagonal holes would be 1.414213562 inches. If the distance between the diagonal holes was actually 1 inch, the distance between the adjacent holes would be 0.707106781 inches. Yeah.
@spaceface105
8 жыл бұрын
Such a nerd.
@1987joey1987
8 жыл бұрын
Thank You!
@readyorgormotti4714
8 жыл бұрын
+spaceface105 Nerd is a compliment nowadays. It's better to have brains over brawn.
@RusticKey
10 жыл бұрын
Well, the 1 inch diagonal part rustled me a bit.
@DanielSultana
10 жыл бұрын
it should be square root of two inches.
@00LTCharles00
10 жыл бұрын
That was easily the funniest part of the video. Making impossible claims.
@seanjosephhayes
10 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it's scary. Smug about absolutely trivial things and applause for the most insignificant things too... And I say that as an iPhone owner and someone who wants a MBP. I like the products but not the smug over-confident over-arrogant bullshit in the presentations. Demos of shit that should be a given and have been around years ago and trying to big them up as if they're amazing. The last wwdc - seriously over-concentrating on the transparency of each window in the user interface - so what?! Jesus...
@H4mmerfall
10 жыл бұрын
That sort of presentation is necessary if you want to sell crap to people who don't need it. Which is what these sort of companies are all about. The fact they're rolling in money only proves they've hit the spot.
@Courageous91
10 жыл бұрын
H4mmerfall - But it's especially true of Apple, who market their products as the next big thing when, in reality, they're products that have been done before and are in fact, inferior to those products. Case and point, the Iphone 6 which is an android phone from 2012 with an Apple sticker on it. Yet, somehow, they are savvy enough to get idiots to fork over almost twice as much for their product and get them to camp outside their stores.
@Mortebianca
2 жыл бұрын
This is pure Apple: -It has "i" on the name -99% of the whole conference/commercial is irrelevant gibberish -Grandiosity and hyper-marketing -Overcostly -It doesn't do anything new, or better than competition -They keep bringing up the metals -Abuse of dramatic silence -Basic mathematics is wrong -"It's glossy, you can feel it with your fingertip" -"One more thing" (the most irrelevant one, usually) -The product ends up very different than expected -Those shadows with random trendy hipster words -The fanbase is....well, a fanbase
@zachariah7114
Жыл бұрын
Good thing Android, Microsoft, Google, and Samsung don't have fanboys.
@josnardstorm
9 жыл бұрын
I hope someone here is as nerdy as me to get the joke about them being 1" apart diagonally.
@mohamadhadi2267
9 жыл бұрын
josnardstorm Yeah cause it's a square and square has equal sides and diagonals
@ps3master72
9 жыл бұрын
+Mohamad Hadi not to mention they could not be 1" apart showing how big it is, they look like they are a foot apart
@monsterhunter883
9 жыл бұрын
technicaly they dont say its one inch from the left to the right....soooo its possible
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
9 жыл бұрын
+josnardstorm Literally everyone who is over the fucking 7th grade gets it. 12 year old imbecile
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
9 жыл бұрын
josnardstorm Because I give no fucking respect to random fucks
@HITCHICARUS
9 жыл бұрын
You know what it does? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. *Crowd cheers*
@M0rtanius
14 жыл бұрын
I like how he first reached into his pocket to make us think it's pocket-sized, then out of nowhere it rolled out the hige thing.
@leonrobinson8180
Жыл бұрын
Kinda spoiled it for me
@Adrenalin844
10 жыл бұрын
Lol, the wealthier you are, the less expensive it will seem? Yep, sounds like Apple.
@carlosiliop4138
8 жыл бұрын
Does this product will have usb ports and hdmi cable? XD
@cyberschn1tzel997
8 жыл бұрын
No, takes up too much space
@DSYomre
8 жыл бұрын
Deffo no 3.5mm, that's for sure!
@JvdB01
8 жыл бұрын
Nope, you'll need a dongle for that
@Jenna-zw6zm
8 жыл бұрын
Nope. But you can purchase them at your local Apple store for $499!
@carlosiliop4138
8 жыл бұрын
Good one...
@TooManyMinecrafting
9 жыл бұрын
how are those holes 1 inch away from each other while they seem like a foot of distance on that giant ball(and I know it's geometrically impossible, shut up)
@Zapnl
9 жыл бұрын
Because it's a joke.
@TooManyMinecrafting
9 жыл бұрын
Zapnl no because it's illuminati confirmed.
@arikstaley9888
9 жыл бұрын
BoobyTrapGaming Nope, it's Half Life 4 confirmed.
@xzaitdgizs3559
6 жыл бұрын
Because nothing in Apple advertising is true. It is all bullshit to get people to buy it
@nimblesheepvenomous3811
9 жыл бұрын
I'm just looking at those four holes thinking, that's impossible
@Djorgal
9 жыл бұрын
Indeed, that's on purpose though.
@Crybaby_Club
9 жыл бұрын
Should have called it iball
@sillysallygoosetwin3984
6 жыл бұрын
MJ Music yasssssssssssss
@entropy7999
6 жыл бұрын
the eye-ball
@oggyjack8252
6 жыл бұрын
No they wouldn't want to get into another plagiarist approach by apple since iBall is already patented to a company which makes Pcs and mobile peripherals.
@1aundulxaldin
5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. * gasp * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONONONOONONONNONONONONONONONONONON NO, NO!!!
@QuarioQuario54321
4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t show what it does because it’s a nuclear weapon. Therefor the iNuke
@bats129
8 жыл бұрын
but what does it do? also if anyone comments "its a joke" i will frickin rip your eyes out of their sockets and feed them to a pelican
@wmvnotmp4
8 жыл бұрын
nothing.... because its s joke
@wmvnotmp4
8 жыл бұрын
***** oh shit
@laurengilmore4697
8 жыл бұрын
It's a joke
@laurengilmore4697
8 жыл бұрын
AHHHH I'd call 911 but I forgot the number!!!
@SlickNicky10
8 жыл бұрын
It is a joke
@ethanh.6643
8 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure those holes would be more than one inch apart...
@OneDerscoreOneder
8 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's impossible
@jasonpeng5798
8 жыл бұрын
could be a circle
@OneDerscoreOneder
8 жыл бұрын
Jason Peng The diameter can't be equal to the diagonal length, it's mathematically impossible.
@jasonpeng5798
8 жыл бұрын
OneDerscore One circles have no diagonals.
@OneDerscoreOneder
8 жыл бұрын
Jason Peng -.- You really, really don't understand what's going on here. We're talking about at 2:50
@jayp224
9 жыл бұрын
I'm an Apple user and I liked this video because I have an open mind.
@rosabrown2052
9 жыл бұрын
2 points for you.
@shintopriestesskikyou5674
9 жыл бұрын
Fuckin lol. This has nothing to do with your comment. I just felt like saying fuck.
@mobius1695
9 жыл бұрын
+Island Sky You mean "Fuckin".
@shintopriestesskikyou5674
9 жыл бұрын
+ArbiterGaming #Gaming4Life Srry.....fuck u.....i just felt like saying fuckin.
@mojitofall5441
9 жыл бұрын
@op thank yoy
@karim24363
10 жыл бұрын
People would actually buy the I
@RubiksPolice
10 жыл бұрын
I would. Be like, HEY MOM! Look at our new front yard ornamate :D
@christopherlivingston4852
10 жыл бұрын
of course, i mean people are dumb enough to buy anything from apple so why not this additional piece of shit as well.
@karim24363
10 жыл бұрын
Christopher Livingston yeaaah dude people with buy a shit with apple written on it
@zecke58
10 жыл бұрын
Its human instinct i mean people eat apples to survive
@christopherlivingston4852
10 жыл бұрын
zecke58 wut...
@isaacluna6556
8 жыл бұрын
surprised they didn't make an "apple of your i" joke
@FenFoFo
10 жыл бұрын
since when can the diagonal of a square be as long as a side, hahaha
@leogartija
10 жыл бұрын
they never mentioned the side length,
@StraightFlame
10 жыл бұрын
leogartija At 2:47 they say it's one inch.
@M1K3LL3AHY
10 жыл бұрын
Well the definition of a "square" is that it has four sides of the same length. "SI'DOWN BOY!
@FenFoFo
10 жыл бұрын
another guy with an iq equal to his age.. the diagonal is the line connecting two opposite points of a square you numbnut
@PharmD8796
9 жыл бұрын
it can't. That was just a fallacy they included lol
@MicahFleischman
9 жыл бұрын
Why did they cut the video short before they turned it on and made a portal to the 9th dimension?
@offthepoint2208
9 жыл бұрын
xD
@michielvansteenhoven7255
8 жыл бұрын
why does it sound so much like a trump speech?
@aerrysuri3458
8 жыл бұрын
Because at the end of the day it's ultimately meaningless and there's a lot of wasted breath dedicated to empty promises and exaggerations.
@ammster1234
8 жыл бұрын
someone else sees it! every apple speech sounds like a Trump speech to me honestly. "it will know great! trust us, it's so much faster, it's so much thinner, it's the best thing you'll ever own!"
@thehumanoddity
8 жыл бұрын
Same for Hillary.
@matthiasbos2675
7 жыл бұрын
Mick Shadows bc it's useless bullshit just like a trump speech
@justanimations5450
7 жыл бұрын
Mick Shadows it dosnt there was to much cheering
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
9 жыл бұрын
Volvo pls make Half Loaf 3
@kolonmelon8173
9 жыл бұрын
wrong vid bruh
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
9 жыл бұрын
Natchanon Eabsakul no
@djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154
9 жыл бұрын
+Natchanon Eabsakul please...
@kolonmelon8173
9 жыл бұрын
stave i'd watch that hentai
@TexelGuy
8 жыл бұрын
+Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump Dat name needs to be replaced.
@sunnyquinn3888
2 жыл бұрын
Commercials for Apple products are still just like this today. Also, I have zero idea what this thing is supposed to actually do, but it's so shiny I want it!
@Chraan
4 жыл бұрын
What a timeless classic, 12 years later and nothing changed
@savvasioakeimidis2487
8 жыл бұрын
omg how did i get in the old CH video zone?
@char13
8 жыл бұрын
2:44 WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEEE???!!!!
@quantumnova3949
8 жыл бұрын
Stop
@jasonc8931
8 жыл бұрын
hahahaahahahahah im dying
@char13
8 жыл бұрын
Xxx_LeNnY_xxX aww ditto
@aanoaaaone2thr861
8 жыл бұрын
+Charlotte Carr I think we're now completely inseperable
@char13
8 жыл бұрын
Xxx_LeNnY_xxX oh are we now?
@metricgrahams9160
10 жыл бұрын
They never turned it on....
@1pinosos1
10 жыл бұрын
or did they?...
@metricgrahams9160
10 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUN!!!!
@HimanXK
10 жыл бұрын
It doesn't turn on, it doesn't do anything. It just looks cool. There is no on button, just a nub that looks like one.
@1pinosos1
10 жыл бұрын
or does it?
@1pinosos1
10 жыл бұрын
***** or did they?
@Tomatocatzz
10 жыл бұрын
The i in apple stands for "i just wasted my money"
@kevintang7930
9 жыл бұрын
if steve jobs was alive, he would probably do this
@joseph4445
9 жыл бұрын
Steve jobs is innovative. The shitfest atm would be unacceptable.
@GloryHoleBased
9 жыл бұрын
steve didn't invent anything lol
@timpos546
9 жыл бұрын
Mmph Mmphington Right "Innovative" xD
@kevintang7930
9 жыл бұрын
***** u do know that Steve jobs knows very little about modern computers and his low played workers were the REAL innovators of apple
@brycerothschadl
8 жыл бұрын
The 1 inch in every direction including diagonally is mathematically impossible
@sniper8579
8 жыл бұрын
+Bryce Rothschadl who brought caption obvious ?
@kyleholman8791
8 жыл бұрын
+Parade On Mars because the hypotenuse is always longer than the legs.
@oliverthespy6786
8 жыл бұрын
On a flat face. On a curved, it works depending on how you measure.
@brycerothschadl
8 жыл бұрын
+Conall Hughes That is true, I didn't look at it like that
@brycerothschadl
8 жыл бұрын
***** I later corrected myself, maybe you should look deeper into things before calling someone a dumbfuck. What you commented was very rude and unprofessional, I hope you don't always act like this seeing that no one would like you and even with your knowledge, your likelyhood of getting a job would be low due to you being a jackass. I say good day sir, and I hope you can get help for your behavioral issues.
@shinolife63
10 жыл бұрын
"The richer you are, the less expensive it will seem." Preach it
@ms.rstake_1211
5 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor mocking Apple is always hilarious
@de4dRabbit
4 жыл бұрын
11 years later and this still feels relevant.
@Chip578
7 жыл бұрын
People thought this was funny. Apple made a book now so...
@420sakura1
5 жыл бұрын
They made a book priced at 300$: with only images you can easily get Google. And people actually bought it.
@stevenm5767
9 жыл бұрын
It looks like a over glorified pokeball
@zacadoole1
9 жыл бұрын
Welp, this is still relevant in 2015 😂
@makeswed9935
7 жыл бұрын
The_Only_Zac , its 2017 and its still relevant 😂
@boredeggsbenedict6930
6 жыл бұрын
Its 2018 and its still relevant Lets keep this chain going each year!!!
@hufflepuffducks5719
6 жыл бұрын
It’s 2018 now but it’ll soon be 2019
@joelb9665
10 жыл бұрын
sorry WTF does the 'I' do
@Zacho789
10 жыл бұрын
That's a joke, the apple fanboys just buy the newest phones without even knowing most of its developments. Better but not perfect camera? I MUST HAVE IT. Comes in gold to match my pimped up iphone cover? I MUST GET IT. That's just it, Apple waves shiny stuff in our face and the fans just grab at it without knowing what it is.
@joelb9665
10 жыл бұрын
I'm serious what does it do? Does anyone know? BTW android rules
@Zacho789
10 жыл бұрын
It's a joke... this is not a real thing. I just explained it to you...
@kartoonix
10 жыл бұрын
internet.
@Daniel.Liddicoat
10 жыл бұрын
Joel B yes it does. My guess is that it's a giant hamster ball.
@DatGuyYonder
3 жыл бұрын
Saw Apple was doing an event today, So I came here instead! Classics never die! XD
@prodfife
9 жыл бұрын
stands for "incompetent"
@TheAdriyaman
6 жыл бұрын
iNCOMPETENT
@RacecarsAndRicefish
10 жыл бұрын
2:50 That feel when I took geometry one year, and this mind-blowing
@eperez147
10 жыл бұрын
... It's ovbiously more than 1 inch...
@The-Rest-of-Us
8 жыл бұрын
I'm an Apple fan and I like this video because it spot on summarizes every Steve Jobs keynote ever (without being a stupid hate speech like so many channels do these days). Fun fact: this parody of a Steve Jobs keynote does a better Jobs at selling me a useless product than any Tim Cook keynote ever.
@kaiyabou
6 жыл бұрын
Accurate description of Apple intros.l to their generic, "new", product.
@gerome_gaming
4 күн бұрын
straight from meeple
@Mysterionbearpig
10 жыл бұрын
The air holes violate the pythagorean theorem. That means it's clearly worth buying.
@daab889
10 жыл бұрын
Apple invented the theorem (yes, they can invent a theorem ; ) ) so they can change it anytime.
@juliusgroenjes8115
9 жыл бұрын
Eventhough its bent ? Dont think so suckas
@Mysterionbearpig
9 жыл бұрын
julius groenjes All four holes sit on the same plane in space, so you can define a square of side length 1 with corner points at each of the air holes, meaning the the distance across the diagonal is the square root of 2, not 1. But if you're thinking of arc length along the actual surface of the "i", there is actually a version of the pythagorean theorem for right triangles defined on a sphere. But the lengths of the legs are only equal to that of the hypotenuse when they are also equal to zero. In other words, it's impossible for the arc lengths of the sides and diagonal of the square to be equal to each other unless all four corners are one point (and they aren't because they're 1 inch apart). Suckas.
@zainasoliman8711
9 жыл бұрын
Who else thought he said " The YIAY" when he first introduced it..... Jacksfilms fans, anyone?... Ok
@SkirmishX
9 жыл бұрын
MEEEE!!!
@brendanwasyluk5342
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kpajpr
9 жыл бұрын
+Zaina Soliman neither the I nor the YIAY do anything besides exist, so I thought the same thing.
@zainasoliman8711
9 жыл бұрын
Eric Fawcett LOL good one
@dongle_fiddler
9 жыл бұрын
a light switch
@jacobwaltz4941
8 жыл бұрын
CH HQ"s phone count 99% samsung .99% LG .01% apple
@DaneMakesMusic
9 жыл бұрын
There was an Android Ad right next to this video XD
@numbers93
8 жыл бұрын
The wealthier you are... the less expensive it will seem! :O
@joshl3130
10 жыл бұрын
woohoo, Apple... now let me guess, in a year your gonna change its camera and charger, then sell the exact same thing back? Steve Jobs: "Well, uhh...yes?"
@thepeanuts55
7 жыл бұрын
umm.. you just predicted the iphone 7
@joshl3130
7 жыл бұрын
Vaughn Aquino 2 years ago, yeah 😂
@soap_1
4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020 I gotten recommended this
@Major_Mason
8 жыл бұрын
Stevey says three words and he is applauded lol, brainwashed people in there XD
@Factsworld_001
8 жыл бұрын
that's impossible a diagonal can not be equal to a side of a square
@moeriou8431
8 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
@Epicrunze
8 жыл бұрын
It works on a sphere though...
@vanderkarl3927
8 жыл бұрын
NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY IS HERESY! BURN THE WITCH!
@celestialtree8602
7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Zhang- Actually, no it doesn't. Simple math, people. Simple math. Furqan Haq- you're like the 48969824896938th person that commented that XD
@Epicrunze
7 жыл бұрын
EnderGaming it is possible on a curved surface
@UsurperKingZant
10 жыл бұрын
I love the math error
@cherrybee95
4 жыл бұрын
i just got mine! can't wait for the bowling championship! i'm sure i'll win with this thing!
@AdamYarris
9 жыл бұрын
So.... the ii?
@dixie_rekd9601
9 жыл бұрын
omg i want one! >.< TAKE MY MONEY!
@theultimateduo9271
8 жыл бұрын
It's $299,999,999,999,999,999.99¢
@Death-sy9gt
8 жыл бұрын
No! How dare you thats way too cheap. Don't worry I'll correct you: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,123$ Exactly.
@theultimateduo9271
8 жыл бұрын
Killer Tiger you mean: $299,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99¢ I forgot the extra 9s
@Resyn7h
8 жыл бұрын
+TheUltimate Duo You really need to take maths more seriously. On apples website, it's listed as $659,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999e27 (excl. VAT and apple care)
@theultimateduo9271
8 жыл бұрын
DubstepDRIFTER320 that's cheap.
@zefanto
2 жыл бұрын
This was posted literally on the day that i was born
@iankunesky6740
6 жыл бұрын
It’s great to know that a decade later college humor can still make fun of apple like nothing has changed
@Eclipse1047
3 күн бұрын
the future is so yesterday
@mishaseka5813
8 жыл бұрын
What on earth did i just watch?
@anthonyrock-the-universal-one
8 жыл бұрын
um....I give up? what?
@shouldiupload24
8 жыл бұрын
I have no fucking idea
@E--Drop
7 жыл бұрын
The Apple "i" duuh.
@SparkyUTAU
10 жыл бұрын
Google saw this video.
@TheCstar07
8 жыл бұрын
I find this video ridiculously relaxing
@larularae2106
10 жыл бұрын
What's it even for!?
@marcodiekatze8254
10 жыл бұрын
thats the joke
@Jokes0nce95
10 жыл бұрын
Marco DieKatze roll that piece of shit into the puget sound
@GuyFieriayylmao
10 жыл бұрын
It's a nuke.
@Jokes0nce95
10 жыл бұрын
the apple "i" actually refers to the apple 1 which was made by apple in 1976.
@nyancat7626
10 жыл бұрын
To waste money and make Apple more rich than having access too 800 millions credit cards thats more than Google Amazon and Facebook combined
@MeesterTweester
4 күн бұрын
Steve Cobs
@razkrispies
4 күн бұрын
the future is so. yesterday
@MudkipIsCool
3 күн бұрын
when everything is run your way
@dan25pos7
8 жыл бұрын
When is it available for preorder?! I NEED it.
@omarmoallim586
8 жыл бұрын
lol jk
@charactooling6470
3 күн бұрын
Now let's sing the song we all are thinking of _The future is so yesterday_
@ryangozzo1002
9 жыл бұрын
But what is it!?!?!?!?
@Death-sy9gt
8 жыл бұрын
He means what does it do. xD
@Death-sy9gt
8 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@SeanPAllen
8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Gozzo A vehicle... I thought it was obvious.
@koch420
8 жыл бұрын
+Sean Allen No it's not a vehicle, and it has no functions at all
@SeanPAllen
8 жыл бұрын
+Sasha Koch ...Yeah it is.
@TheNucaKola
10 жыл бұрын
And I'll never know what the fuck it actually does...
@beanybabysnail8576
3 күн бұрын
inanimate insanity
@CyberCactus
8 жыл бұрын
Okay, who *doesn't* think of a Pokéball when seeing that "Apple i"? Oh, wait. MY GOD. THIS IS THE SECRET. THIS IS ABOUT APPLE CREATING A POKÉBALL. *THEY HAVE FOUND OUT HOW POKÉBALLS WORK.*
@kobiemelverton2231
8 жыл бұрын
Rip bills steves
@Srcyte
10 жыл бұрын
Da fuq dose it do
@amdreallyfast
10 жыл бұрын
The joke is that it does nothing, but looks beautiful doing it
@cpcheatsp
10 жыл бұрын
i think its a LED light
@florian8218
10 жыл бұрын
Since it has Polonium Beryllium, which is radioactive, it probably is a nuke.
@earlofyarg
10 жыл бұрын
It's a nuclear bomb. It has Polonium Beryllium which emits free neutrons.
@InsaniReb
9 жыл бұрын
15k Tim Crooks liked this 3k Steve Jobs disliked this
@shyammaharjan2045
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen XD lmfao
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