Oh - hello. Just 'popping' back to see if this is still my favourite sketch of all time. Yes. Yes, it is.
@bloosy1771
3 жыл бұрын
I love the very end while they're dancing and singing in formation while Morten is still faffing around with his little mustard stall on the edge of the shot
@stevocooldude
4 жыл бұрын
Love the bit at 2:31 where Morten Harket appears and an instrumental of 'Take on me' plays in the background!
@joebleasdale5557
4 жыл бұрын
And Morten Harket was actually in it 😂😂
@basstedson
11 ай бұрын
I sing this song evertime I go to the farmers market.
@cameronw3159
5 жыл бұрын
This should be the national anthem
@ranchu21
5 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to dress in Laura Ashley and go for an ostrich burger.
@barneybiggles
9 ай бұрын
There are a few farm shops near me that sell ‘locally produced items’ the thing is I’ve been around Britain quite a bit and never seen any banana plantations or orange groves but they sell them.
@AlanaLee-xv2qy
3 жыл бұрын
Funny from the start but seeing Morten Harket made my day.
@virginiaosborn3547
6 жыл бұрын
Doing the same - popping back to check it is still my favourite - been singing the tune all morning for some reason and had to watch again!
@TheSatanshunter
3 жыл бұрын
Jars of mustard made by Morten Harket for £20 each?? i'll take the lot!!
@MrCrazy4cars
13 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Great lyrics! Funny everytime i watch it xD
@steved8193
5 жыл бұрын
Have a like for the correctly-placed apostrophe in the banner.
@endlessMB
5 ай бұрын
Take me out to the ring road Down beside the LaserQuest A little slice of Arcadia Out the back of the Toys 'R' Us Cause there the horny hands of toil Sell muddy veg and rapeseed oil Brought straight from the farm For people like us! There's ostrich steaks, smoked venison And eggs with shit and feathers on There's cauliflowers with gritty bits in between If normal markets turn your head Then wheel your Bugaboo here instead It's the furthest thing from EastEnders you've ever seen The farmers' market, the farmers' market I drive here in the Volvo and I park it (over a hundred spaces) Market, the farmers' market I find any old crap and sell it in a basket Kumquats, bananas And cheese from Southern France Brought right here all freshly from the ground We've got cupcakes from our cupcake field Just harvested this morning They're yours for a steal at six for thirty pound (I'll take the lot) Market, the farmers' market I'm no more a farmer than Morton Harkett (off of A-Ha in the 80's) But here are some fools, and here's their money The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm We've got flapjacks here, and sugared mice Like a normal shop but not as nice And this seasoned ham, just under the price of gold Durians, walnuts, tangerines And little Batman figurines All dug up this morning, so they must be (Sold to the gentleman in the mustard cords) If you drive from junctions two to four And wondered what the queue was for It's the credulous masses of urban middle class And in the car park outside Discount Beds We don't pay any overheads So I make a small fortune sitting on my fat arse! (The farmers' market, the farmers' market I drive here in the Volvo and I park it) We're expanding to chairs this year We get all the stuff from IKEA And then we just give it some farmyard magic (Market, the farmers' market I find any old crap and sell it in a basket) Hey, I'm sold out of stuff today I must put more shit on display And then go home Market, the farmers' market If we get twenty grand by lunch we've hit our target Cause here are some fools And here's our money The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm
@HeavensGatesCherryFarm
5 жыл бұрын
Here to support you and thanks for stopping by our live stream!!!!🍒🍒🍒
@mikehsmith1
6 ай бұрын
Utterly fantastic 🤣.
@RaamiahBlack
13 жыл бұрын
@acgabbers Ah, but in Devon there are entire fields full of batman figurines growing in the soil, just waiting to be picked by people wearing corduroy and tweed! =)
@KingMobUK
13 жыл бұрын
Morten Harket
@rabele123
12 жыл бұрын
The people who go to these places are the same ones who queue for half an hour in the rain outside Betty's in York to pay inflated prices for the privilege of being seen.
@lucyhogan7172
2 жыл бұрын
This is spot on kiddos to Morton Harkett
@frankdepellette
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant.
@ZeOzzyProdigy
13 жыл бұрын
We're, expanding to chairs this year, we get all the stuff from Ikea, and then we just give it some farmyard magic. Lolololol.
@iJamiiieeee
13 жыл бұрын
Love it (Y)
@lucyhogan7172
2 жыл бұрын
So true in harborne in Birmingham
@chrisofduke
12 жыл бұрын
@TheNubbbler that's the lead singer of a-ha
@18havefun
10 жыл бұрын
Our (Cornish) farmer's markets are awesome but only the middle class can afford them. One loaf of bread is £3!!!
@sabinehenlin-strmme3765
10 жыл бұрын
With 3 pounds you barely get a loaf at the supermarket in Norway!!
@RealiveProds
10 жыл бұрын
So you think paying the cost of a single pint of beer, for a whole loaf of bread is too expensive? The problem is we have fooled into thinking food should be cheap. It is only cheap when it is crap. It becomes cheap when it is heavily subsidized by government, and it has been engineered to have a long shelf-life - making it more profitable. To do that, most of the nutrients are either removed or destroyed. That is why locally grown food goes off quicker. It's not because it is less fresh. it is because it contains more nutrients, so is more appealing to bacteria.
@ddemonicflame
12 жыл бұрын
Although rcremic was (possibly accidentally) correct - he then says you can get tomatoes "just like that" from the farmers market.
@stephh1967
8 жыл бұрын
Morten Harket Mustard = Alex James Cheese. Prescient !-)
@enlightenednomad8807
3 жыл бұрын
This is sooo funny but realised it's sad that I think would I lie to you is the last standing comedy of my generation still going at the mo and this is show is but a thort now sketch shows like this are gone forever I'm old 🥺
@JamDeity
13 жыл бұрын
@faboriginees That actually goes as well. =/
@ZuluRomeo
13 жыл бұрын
LOL, cupcakes from a cupcake field
@TheYoutubalization
13 жыл бұрын
I'll take the lot
@Jaycee.79
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stevenesbitt3528
4 жыл бұрын
It's Wills mum
@NeilCWCampbell
Жыл бұрын
Ben's missus lol
@VernonMaldoom
Жыл бұрын
Oll an gwella🤓
@LuRawen
11 жыл бұрын
Well, I've never heard of farmer's market, (must be some brittish thing) but now I know to avoid them when I visit UK. :D
@IntheEndAhNevermind
12 жыл бұрын
"Take on me" rip off. 2:30
@aapjeboom6297
4 жыл бұрын
That's intentional. "Take on me" was sung by Morten Harket, the guy in the sketch...
@aapjeboom6297
4 жыл бұрын
Just realized I replied to a 7 year old comment, woah
@allysoncthomas
2 жыл бұрын
@@aapjeboom6297 Oh innit !! Some things are just lost on some people......This is pure awesomeness !!
@rcremic
12 жыл бұрын
The only wrong sentence in the whole Sketch is when he Says "Those tomatoes look nice". We all know that Tomatoes from The Farmers Market, taste like crap. Thank you for Listening.
@christopherlawrence6815
11 ай бұрын
The laughter track is annoying
@quantumshark_5350
Жыл бұрын
Take me out to the ring road, down beside the Laser Quest A little slice of Arcadia, out the back of the Toys "R" Us 'Cause there the horny hands of toil sell muddy veg and rapeseed oil Brought straight from the farm, for people like us! There's ostrich steak, smoked venison, and eggs with shit and feathers on There's cauliflowers with gritty bits in between If normal markets turn your head, then wheel your buggaboo (?) here instead It's the furthest thing from Eastenders you've ever seen! The farmer's market, the farmer's market! I drive here in a Volvo and I park it (over a hundred spaces) Market, the farmer's market! I find any old crap and sell it in a basket! Kumquats, bananas and cheese from southern France Brought right here all freshly from the ground We've got cupcakes from our cupcake field, just harvested this morning They're yours for a steal at 6 for thirty pounds! Market, the farmer's market! I'm no more a farmer than Morten Harket! Here are some fools, and here's their money! The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm We've got flapjacks here, and sugared mice Like a normal shop, but not as nice And pieces of ham just under the price of gold Durian, walnuts, tangerines and little batman figurines All dug up this morning, so they must be Sold to the gentleman in the mustard courds (?) If you drive from junctions two to four, and wondered what the queue was for, It's the credulous masses of urban middle class! And in the carpark outside discount beds, we don't pay any overheads So I make a small fortune sitting on my fat arse! The farmer's market, the farmer's market! (We're, expanding to chairs this year, we get all the stuff from Ikea) I drive here in a Volvo and I park it (And then we just give it some farmyard ma-a-a-agic) Market, the farmer's market! (Hey, I sold all my stock today, and must put more shit on display) I find any old crap and sell it in a basket! (And then go home!) [instrumental of Take on me plays briefly] Market, the farmer's market! If we get twenty grand by lunch we've hit our target! 'Cause here are some fools Here's our money! The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm!
@Grizzly01
Жыл бұрын
Nice work. 'Bugaboo' is a brand of pushchair, popular with the middle class. 'Cords' would be short for corduroy trousers.
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