One day, an episode of Pointless will end like this.
@romainsavioz5466
6 жыл бұрын
ConstantineBooth I'm afraid you didn't won the jackpot .... kill them
@tomverseUK
6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting.
@thegayone1911
2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting
@LeedsInAHat
Жыл бұрын
A pair are eliminated at the end of each round!
@JewelKnightJess
Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this for so long
@bobbiwib
10 жыл бұрын
This shouldn't be funny when you know what's coming but somehow it still is
@janhuda8841
3 жыл бұрын
6 years later and this still applies, my thoughts exactly
@user-jm8jj2fr8g
5 ай бұрын
That's literally what a catchphrase is
@moluther2826
3 жыл бұрын
I love how whatever accent he's speaking in changes back to RP when he says "kill them"
@DEAN_23
9 ай бұрын
There was one where he didn't, when he did it completely in french....
@gingergreek
7 жыл бұрын
one of the best recurring sketches ever
@ThomasCorfield
11 ай бұрын
I'm a university lecturer and did this in our new auditorium. It was hilariious. Well, I laughed. I'm currently suspended.
@suzyq4982
5 ай бұрын
😂
@LisaWatsonFilm
8 жыл бұрын
The way he says it is the reason it is so funny to me lolol
@GiratinaofFury
4 жыл бұрын
Whilst looking through some old discarded tech with some friends, I found a microphone like one of those used by Xander in this sketch, and decided to keep it just to enact this gag myself.
@colintrainer1708
4 жыл бұрын
Only discovered this a couple of days ago. So funny! Happy moments like buying a house, getting married etc with the flipside of James Bond villain at the end. Priceless!
@lucaskennington9101
2 жыл бұрын
What makes it funny is that you get so lost in all his accents that you forget "kill them" is coming.
@videostarish
Жыл бұрын
An excellent series of sketches.... Kill-them.....
@joet7644
3 жыл бұрын
Every day I wish I had that microphone...
@adampage593
6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has worked in pubs, knows this feeling, and wishes they had a little silver microphone
@Kris.G
2 жыл бұрын
That would be any customer service my good man. I often fantasise about machine gunning my customers.
@DEAN_23
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kris.G Yep, in retail too....
@DEAN_23
8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Mr Smith to drop this line in The Sarah Jane Adventures - oh well....
@AlanHope2013
2 жыл бұрын
When even the priest has one of those microphones in his office, it's time to get worried.
@ben9DB
7 жыл бұрын
Think the Santa one's the best xD
@apnoakes
4 жыл бұрын
I believe Dominic at the end was played by Peter Howitt who directed Ben Miller in Johnny English and also wrote and directed Sliding Doors and played the original Joey Boswell in Bread.
@tonywright8294
10 ай бұрын
Bet you don’t have any friends do you ?
@ralphmarx7554
12 жыл бұрын
the ending was brill!
@turmuthoer
5 ай бұрын
The Father Christmas one always gets me.
@nicbarrax76
9 жыл бұрын
These always make me laugh more than I probably should... Hahaha!!!
@Edmundajw
13 жыл бұрын
I like the one where he says 'kill them'.
@Tahkaullus01
11 жыл бұрын
This video is brilliant! It shows imagination, enthusiasm and a real understanding of how to make people laugh! I'd forgotten just how good this joke could be, until you put this up! I'll have to think about subscribing... *goes over to desk and presses button on the mic* Kill them
@shaunflynn8314
Ай бұрын
After the past month... I understand all these characters 😂
@rabbieburns2501
2 ай бұрын
Made a couple of GIFS from this
@an1m8r
12 жыл бұрын
I m never going to trust people with microphones again....
@michaelbennett6222
11 жыл бұрын
I can't wait.
@Flannagan92
6 жыл бұрын
Evetytime the contestants leave pointless.
@theonesparrowhawk
4 жыл бұрын
'Listen, it's been wonderful having you on the show, thank you so much for playing - Alice and Vicky! ..... Kill them.'
@Pagliacci_Rex
2 ай бұрын
The evil vicars are back.
@MrHwilRRR
4 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius!
@an1m8r
13 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes, everyone who was gonna dislike was killed
@PrinceWesterburg
5 жыл бұрын
Its missing the Itsy & Bitsy 1970s lids TV piss take, that was the funniest
@jabbafeet
13 жыл бұрын
my favourite one is the one with the pope
@beesbeesingtonvi614
10 жыл бұрын
This pleases me.
@LOLgamers1
12 жыл бұрын
The pope ones the funniest
@rich_rich90
10 ай бұрын
The director one at the end is the best!
@nicbarrax76
Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see the kill team doing the wet work. Must be a huge organization.
@liamwalsh4008
4 ай бұрын
Aw, you didn't include my favourite of these, with the kids' TV show and the sock puppets 🤣
@ScabbyCrab
11 жыл бұрын
This is the best fucken sketch i love it so much xD
@dizmatt1
10 жыл бұрын
genius
@galexeqe
2 жыл бұрын
2:42 At first I thought he said "Here's a package from the *benders* " I thought "?...wot?"
@alexandersaunders8196
2 жыл бұрын
order 66 in a nutshell
@Dinosaurs440
12 жыл бұрын
4 people have been killed
@solaufein1374
8 ай бұрын
Haha, brilliant joke!
@randomface54
13 жыл бұрын
You know that the Pope, vicars, teachers, shopping centre santas etc are doing this every single day.
@paulcarter6459
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of You Only Live Twice
@longjonwhite
Жыл бұрын
@Paul Carter. Correct! It happened to be on the telly last night and at one point Donald Pleasance’s Blofeld gives the “kill them” order into a mic exactly like that. I may get one too, but first I need an army of henchmen and a suitable volcano from which to make my bid for world domination.
@joezzzify
12 жыл бұрын
Play the santa one in 2x speed!
@emmyjo720
3 жыл бұрын
Jim Howick is cute elf.
@TheMrCFH
13 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you think Dominic at the end did it best
@gggrow
13 жыл бұрын
@machete97 Is your f key broken?
@davidsavage6910
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I tend to do this now.
@Megaspartan23
Жыл бұрын
How King Charles will deal with Prince Harry and Meghan
@IloveHateMAIL
4 ай бұрын
👏🍪💪🐧👋
@vibraphonics
13 жыл бұрын
Are these in chronological order?
@craigmurphy1204
9 ай бұрын
3:23 oh no there isn't!
@Alekpowah
11 жыл бұрын
it's funny cause it could be true lol
@1996Coaster
13 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes, kill no one.
@t0mbst0neyt
Жыл бұрын
Why is the Pope playing Glastonbury?
@HMOCreations1807
Жыл бұрын
It makes no sence, but it as funny as hell!! How do you come up with these ideas??🤔🤣🤣
@user-jm8jj2fr8g
5 ай бұрын
You have about 25 writers
@Megaspartan23
4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the Queen saying this, when it involves Harry and Meghan
@mochynddu723
3 жыл бұрын
Or Diana.
@clavichord
3 жыл бұрын
The Queen would say: "off with their heads!"
@Sean-lv6fx
6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@Sean-lv6fx
6 жыл бұрын
Lol, I know I was being a troll.
@chrisbutler4109
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@sharonconstable8146
3 жыл бұрын
It's a coy poke at an old staple of spy movies -- the villain on the intercom
@drparnassus2867
10 ай бұрын
Joey from Bread is evil!
@byAndyCoy
12 жыл бұрын
@Supermassively i don't know if you've realised mate.. but it's a fucking wig.. :L
@StrikevonNice
12 жыл бұрын
You know that microphone? It goes straight to a earphone impanted into the brain of a cow who sends it to IKEA meatball devlopment team who send it to the dislike bar of all bad youtube videos, and the people you see submit thoughs videos which crushes there soles of there feet (by science) and they fall of a chair.
@vibraphonics
4 жыл бұрын
The director has a better delivery than Armstrong!
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
2 жыл бұрын
Former actor Peter Howitt ?
@LBJHJP50
9 жыл бұрын
dont get it :s
@josephallison4302
9 жыл бұрын
I think you've got to imagine it in the context of a script show so no one knows watching the program for the first time what the joke is going to.
@josephallison4302
9 жыл бұрын
Joseph Allison be
@eIucidate
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that comments. Makes it much easier for me to understand those skits now.
@Lucifronz
6 жыл бұрын
Subversion of expectations. You never know when it's going to happen in a script, so it's hilarious when it does. I find the "bins" sketches are just as funny even if you know they're coming, but while these are still pretty funny, they'd definitely be better if you didn't know when or where they'd happen.
@AlexOjideagu2
6 жыл бұрын
Have you not seen a James Bond movie or any action thriller with a big boss? It's a common thing throughout history.
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