Michael has never lied, aside from as an example of a lie, and things like that.
@ak205
12 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jokeathrowaway2524
12 күн бұрын
I mean we all know that's undeniable facts 🤌🤌
@Sergiodaatom463
12 күн бұрын
Yes
@7chanconn7
10 күн бұрын
FYI to anyone buying it. The poison is sold separately
@tomf0olery
10 күн бұрын
Deal breaker.
@meowphedrone
10 күн бұрын
Aw dammit, he almost had me
@Twite_Mon
9 күн бұрын
God damnit was really thinking it'd be a combo deal 😔
@ryath1030
9 күн бұрын
😂
@yecto1332
9 күн бұрын
Like the apple product Shame on Michael becoming capitalist 😂😂😂
@chloroxiphite
12 күн бұрын
"...and this just in... Michael has assassinated every world leader and claimed the universe for himself."
@RyanSoltani
12 күн бұрын
Just a regular Tuesday
@vtian
12 күн бұрын
@@RyanSoltaniJust a regular Michael Day
@gregtieman
12 күн бұрын
I'll allow it
@johnnykrash9806
12 күн бұрын
Vintage Michael
@Bossman50.
12 күн бұрын
Finally
@notusss
7 күн бұрын
thanks vsauce now I can be drunk in school
@nathanjones677
5 күн бұрын
LOL
@asdfghyter
4 күн бұрын
it (and you) will still smell of alcohol. it won’t be very effective 😆
@altuervo
4 күн бұрын
@asdfghyter something smell free like smirnoff 😊 (DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS)
@DJ_Countryballs
Күн бұрын
😭🙏💀
@terrenusvitae
12 күн бұрын
Yeah... this is going to end up being the alcoholic's water bottle.
@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389
12 күн бұрын
Honestly now that you mention it. You can have your alcohol and your water in the same bottle. A very niche thing to have I'll admit that, but in it's own way pretty sweet :D
@jude4896
12 күн бұрын
G&T just need to have the limes
@the46guide94
12 күн бұрын
@@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389yeah that’s one use but y’all clearly not on my level it would be one side vodka the other chase :))
@alexrobbins4566
12 күн бұрын
@@barkeeperandnotyourpsychol6389 or ur drink and a chaser lol, and mix whenever u want
@Treblaine
12 күн бұрын
"You see in one half I put an alcoholic beverage and the other half... I put a different alcoholic beverage. I have a really serious problem. But admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery [downs entire bottle]."
@corncobjohnsonreal
12 күн бұрын
I can't poison other people with it, but you can't stop me from poisoning myself with the clever deception
@oscaradeaza1203
11 күн бұрын
2 day old warm egg yolk for salmonella water
@Ethorai_Astralis
11 күн бұрын
1 half: normal water, other half: hot dog water. Also good ideas are food colouring to confuse people.
@AustinTheAmerican
11 күн бұрын
@@oscaradeaza1203oddly specific but ok 😂
@DarkMatter2525
11 күн бұрын
Akira! Your pfp. One of my favorites.
@LilPyramid3
11 күн бұрын
Death by slow motion@@oscaradeaza1203
@corporalclegg5057
12 күн бұрын
Once side water, one side vodka. Best used at work
@Wendigooooo
12 күн бұрын
love your pfp
@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
12 күн бұрын
Coffee and vodka Wanna play roulette with your organs?
@RyanSoltani
12 күн бұрын
Very versatile
@ForgottenUltima
12 күн бұрын
naw man. champagne and OJ. Mimosas on demand
@kwntedits199
12 күн бұрын
You have good taste in music my friend
@MyInsanityPersonafiedlol
6 күн бұрын
Idea, fill one half with water, Gatorade, etc. and fill the other half with slightly watered down mayonnaise.
@vineousvondrake2456
4 күн бұрын
(pukes)
@catsaregreat6314
4 күн бұрын
jail
@Grimmsly
3 күн бұрын
Blasphemy
@potatomustdie3959
3 күн бұрын
Half gatorade, half wine
@runebel
Күн бұрын
Not poison, but a shot across the bow
@Laosymalaosy
12 күн бұрын
"The future of poisoning people star- STOPS now" got me💀
@WhoAmi_007
12 күн бұрын
💀
@NovaaTheGreat
12 күн бұрын
SKUHAALLLLL EMOJIIIII
@vexfvl
12 күн бұрын
@@NovaaTheGreatSKULLLLLLEMOJIIIIIII
@Sirbozo
12 күн бұрын
XDD
@dr.cheeze5382
12 күн бұрын
@@vexfvl thas a bit funni innit.
@Sir.JohnHawkins
12 күн бұрын
These instructions are very clear. Plan in motion thank you
@RyanSoltani
12 күн бұрын
He’s so helpful
@ddodd69
12 күн бұрын
@@Sir.JohnHawkins no wayy
@rowanstree8499
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l translate this : syk
@MerchManDan
12 күн бұрын
(concern) 🤨🙏
@Isoreynarazeneon
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l yo, reverse this. tihS taE
@TampaTec
11 күн бұрын
FBI watching those sales closely 👁️
@nathanielmessisondak9128
11 күн бұрын
Hello
@DynamoGamer6969
11 күн бұрын
Hello
@blockacheese_
11 күн бұрын
Hello
@minindudissanayaka1700
11 күн бұрын
Hello
@jeremygold6331
11 күн бұрын
Hello
@20IA
5 күн бұрын
Should hide one liquid in the middle with other surrounding
@DroseraNara
11 күн бұрын
I love that Steve was willing to go on zoom and mouth those words for this shot. What a pal.
@user-xh6cg7zf9h
11 күн бұрын
what are you talking about? he didn't mouth the words, he said it! that's exactly how it went!
@titicaca.
10 күн бұрын
@@user-xh6cg7zf9h yeah i mean we all heard it here!
@amapolaoxytocin1432
9 күн бұрын
Haters will say it's A.I.
@BecauseVikingsCan
7 күн бұрын
Or his 'long distance stare'
@ambrosesky
3 күн бұрын
that was google meet silly
@Gwilo
12 күн бұрын
michael did recover from those 72 hours in a white room
@RewindingFilm04
12 күн бұрын
It was 72 hours in total I think. He only just recovered from the first 24 hours
@woody442
12 күн бұрын
Are you sure about that?
@damobeck1
12 күн бұрын
He never was quite the same after it.
@mahdyfouad4822
12 күн бұрын
yep.
@darkbladnewsofficial3580
12 күн бұрын
Obligatory "or did he?"
@Venomm737
12 күн бұрын
Michael sounded the most mature in his life saying,"Do not use this for that."
@forironyssake9408
10 күн бұрын
Michael Vsauce
@dylanyoung465
9 күн бұрын
He sounded like a stern father
@walkinmn
8 күн бұрын
Curiosity box's lawyers can do that
@anoopkashyap401
5 күн бұрын
"The future of poisoning pet people sta- STOPS now" Nice save, Michael😅
@unexplainablefish52
12 күн бұрын
"You have such good ideas Michael, and you're so handsome" that's exactly what he said , Yep, We believe you 😂
@NitrogenVM
12 күн бұрын
I mean, is he wrong?
@Ihelps
12 күн бұрын
Ya totally
@G4M3_0V3R
12 күн бұрын
Steve has another version 😂 I guess both are wrong for the sake of irony.
@NisemonoVirtualCancer
12 күн бұрын
You post like a bot
@xabisohlwatikahlwatika
12 күн бұрын
Vsauce speaks in only one language, and that is "facts" so I have no idea what you're talking about
@aldric3178
12 күн бұрын
Target Customers: Civilians Actual Customers: FBI & Hitmen
@dometheonlyone8936
12 күн бұрын
maybe they're already done it 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@TurboGomez
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@oldpcuser3136
12 күн бұрын
they probably already have it
@PaulojnPereira
12 күн бұрын
And some rapists i wonder
@Aczie042
12 күн бұрын
and alcoholics
@SentinalSlice
8 күн бұрын
That’s actually super cool. Now you need to make an insulated one, so you can have freezing ice water in one side, and hot chocolate on the other.
@geveryging
8 күн бұрын
But for 160$ is Insane
@AkuaWalters
7 күн бұрын
this will be fun
@rubyrangitsch5248
7 күн бұрын
@@geveryging The one on the website is $65 plus shipping and tax.
@geveryging
7 күн бұрын
@@rubyrangitsch5248the website at the end of the video is 160
@Justakatto
7 күн бұрын
I.. Don't think that would work lol
@michelles1250
3 күн бұрын
Imagine you're pouring wine into everyone's glasses, just to pour water in the poor lad's you're trying to snub
@mrtnvvv
12 күн бұрын
The future of poisoning people, star- stops Bro almost missed the quick time event
@adamherczegh8002
12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 he almost didnt get the combo off
@AssortedMold268
12 күн бұрын
"everybody agreed that segregation was the b...WORST thing this country ever did" -tucker carlson
@Car-Guy_ak
12 күн бұрын
Bro almost pressed x instead of A
@randomstopmotions-v4o
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3lbot
@Greg_and_creg
12 күн бұрын
We all know hitler was the goa- very bad man👀
@toastfromhome3376
8 күн бұрын
I'm gonna make it look like I can turn water into wine with this.
@Seven_Red_Suns.
5 күн бұрын
bring it to a church already filled with wine and ask for water, before waterfalling the wine into your mouth to make it obvious.
@ieatalgae
5 күн бұрын
Turn that poop into wine
@hwasahasjiminsjam9065
5 күн бұрын
Great stuff,Yesus
@aryastark_istaken
4 күн бұрын
Lmaooo
@TheDramacist
10 күн бұрын
"And you're so handsome." It's true.
@stev6963
7 күн бұрын
Michael is legit a handsome man. I think he would look more attractive if he shaved the beard and left a more five o’clock shadow kind of beard, but that’s just me. If you like at his older videos when he was younger Michael was hot.
@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
6 күн бұрын
@@stev6963 But then he'd just become Vsauce 2
@Asa_0412
6 күн бұрын
The future of poisoning people sta- stops now -vsauce2024
@hamstsorkxxor
12 күн бұрын
This should not be a limited run, it's way too cool! Hopefully it's successful enough to stay in production
@Im_that_guy_man
12 күн бұрын
He’s using FOMO It’s a sales tactic. People are more likely to buy something for the fear of missing out. If it does well, they’ll keep producing it.
@caligusto
12 күн бұрын
Also the fact that if you want the bottle shown you have to buy two bottles (one having a worse design), three sleeves and 2 posters for $159
@Bonekinz
12 күн бұрын
It's 65 for the 'beginner' bundle that has just this bottle. You're looking at the expert bundle @@caligusto
@cytherians
12 күн бұрын
@@caligusto It's seriously pricey for what you get. And the fact you can't choose the bottle and sleeve you want as an option at the base model or even intermediate model... turned me off.
@Im_that_guy_man
12 күн бұрын
@@cytherians it’s a gimmick anyway. Otherwise he wouldn’t feel the need to make it a limited run.
@pigeons-and-pebbles
11 күн бұрын
Putting vodka in one side, vinegar in the other, and bringing it everywhere in case someone gets thirsty
@CavemanZerron
10 күн бұрын
You're on a whole other level of evil, I don't know which one, but certainly one of them
@ashleesmith580
10 күн бұрын
Fun fact: There are both alcohol allergies and vinegar allergies.... so you may accidentally be using it for its intended/not-so-intended purposes. 😢
@fidelcatto4732
10 күн бұрын
I cant tell if this is sarcasm please tell me @@ashleesmith580
@Ricesir
10 күн бұрын
thats evil just pure evil
@NoblePineapples
10 күн бұрын
That is just diabolical
@shadowmontagev202x6
11 күн бұрын
I want to put Pepsi in one side and Coca Cola in the other. Then I will spread CHAOS!
@TheMikeTB
11 күн бұрын
My god, getting coke would be so disappointed
@H3cJP
11 күн бұрын
from what country? Spanish pepsi is disgusting
@enlightenedlightning121
11 күн бұрын
@@H3cJPIirc American Coke doesn't use real sugar (they use corn syrup), even though it's the fucking birthplace of Coca-Cola, so I second the "Which country?"
@TheKrensada
11 күн бұрын
Sure, little Nicky.
@spedmonie416
11 күн бұрын
@@H3cJPthey’re both disgusting to me I prefer dr pepper or any of these sodas with sugar cane they taste entirely different
@Lestyrin
Сағат бұрын
Vsauce selling assassins waterbottles sounds like the most vsauce thing ever
@peavuh
11 күн бұрын
perfect for making forbidden drinks (also could be a deadly trap by putting in potassium and water)
@Prosper_Dean
10 күн бұрын
That is a twisted but fascinating idea, brother 😂
@nathanpfirman625
10 күн бұрын
How the fuck are you sticking liquid potassium in a water bottle?
@peavuh
10 күн бұрын
@@nathanpfirman625 does it need to be liquid for a reaction?
@agunemon
10 күн бұрын
@@nathanpfirman625you can just dissolve tablets... But you know... Dont...
@agalerex
10 күн бұрын
@@agunemon what if he uses sodium powder? ;)
@biggestballerfourtyseven
12 күн бұрын
You can tell he was serious when he dropped his tone. Michael likes to have just like other humans, but he has limits. Just like other humans
@MickeyMousOfficial
12 күн бұрын
Michael isn't a human
@rankamoeba4979
12 күн бұрын
Human? How are you so sure?
@RAIE572
12 күн бұрын
Except Michael's limits are like 10000x more than ours
@Golden1PureGold
12 күн бұрын
Limits? No
@SillyGoose277
12 күн бұрын
Yet he takes my soul through the screen
@KiraAsakura14
11 күн бұрын
I love how we have someone dedicated to making high quality science merch.
@Joe-zh7pf
10 күн бұрын
Yeah but i dont care how famous he is or how much i love him im not paying 65$ for some water bottle i could 3d print right now for free. Hell i already have a cup like that, just drill 2 holes and 3d print a barrier, glue it in and put it in a sleeve for even cheaper. And just because its not first party dosnt mean it wont work as well. ⚠️DISCLAIMER: I am in no way critizing Vsauce or his fans, I am not telling people not to buy this product, I am simply stating my opinion on the matter. To anyone I offended I’m not trying to be a d!ck but I’m not sorry.⚠️
@KiraAsakura14
10 күн бұрын
@@Joe-zh7pf B- but Science man! @w@ Edit: Yeah, I know it's a cash grab but at least it's smart cash grab. lol
@kiro_luv8424
10 күн бұрын
@@Joe-zh7pfalmost as if every single piece of merch is about supporting the people instead of getting something "worth it"
@qwertzritter5197
10 күн бұрын
@@kiro_luv8424 yeah fkn idiots those 2 individuals
@LagiohX3
10 күн бұрын
i wouldn't drink from something 3d printed lmao @@Joe-zh7pf
@Asano_taiyo
6 күн бұрын
Hitman watching this:😐👍🏻
@-secret_name-
2 күн бұрын
pervert watching diss nahh broo imagine the possibility
@dedede121-k3lI'll pretend I've never read your message...
@xibadityasajeev3150
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3lgood..finally
@tristandavidbowen7003
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l the morse code says eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii if it's supposed to be morse code
@MantraHerbInchSin
12 күн бұрын
So... One of us is drinking wine, and the other one gets piss?
@grungyemu
11 күн бұрын
Awww yeeeaaahh, pisssssss
@ZachYohama
11 күн бұрын
Just the way I like it
@rica2k5
11 күн бұрын
or apple juice disguise piss
@lucieth555
11 күн бұрын
or both
@bobbobson6290
11 күн бұрын
Do you mean American beer?
@klauskinski4060
9 күн бұрын
I'm so glad we finally got a portable version of the (already portable) teapot!
@morganjacoby5873
8 күн бұрын
Just so you know my coworkers were giving me strange looks all day because I showed up with a while tea set to work.
@hihi-pl5ce
8 күн бұрын
E
@Raven-gv9fk
8 күн бұрын
Ah yes I always carry my teapot around with me. Can't leave the house without it. 😐
@Sean544
8 күн бұрын
@@Raven-gv9fk As a Brit, I second this
@ashergoober
8 күн бұрын
first of all who tf owns a teapot, second of all who tf carries it around outside their house 💀
@EthalaRide
6 күн бұрын
So this is how you sneak alcohol into class, got it.
@isaiasaguirre342
12 күн бұрын
In one side, apple juice, on the other side, piss.
@NitrogenVM
12 күн бұрын
Friend swaps your drinks having watched this video 💀
@RealUlrichLeland
12 күн бұрын
We got piss roulette before GTA 6
@bluuanimations
12 күн бұрын
Nah, one side warm orange juice, other side piss
@UselessCube
12 күн бұрын
😭
@Ptaku93
12 күн бұрын
why would you write that
@thanos879
12 күн бұрын
I traveled back in time to witness this historical event. Everything changes from here. The entirety of north and south America is called Michaelville.
@Dinofaustivoro
11 күн бұрын
In the south is Villa Miguel tho
@Proxi-db5zh
11 күн бұрын
You mean north and south Canada
@3рексгугин
11 күн бұрын
what year youre from bud?
@dolorsitametconsectur
11 күн бұрын
@@3рексгугинOctober 2024
@FlintWithSteel
11 күн бұрын
@@Proxi-db5zh?
@FishBowlCommentary
12 күн бұрын
Glad he captured that conversation in the moment
@favoritemustard3542
12 күн бұрын
Saved for posterity in 480p lol
@kagsdev
2 күн бұрын
One of my few childhood youtubers that had not disappointed community yet
@xCoolChoix
12 күн бұрын
I CANNOT WITH THE "your ideas are so good, michael. And you're so handsome."
@demonzblood69
11 күн бұрын
Same. I'm dying 😂
@DeyRtRu
9 күн бұрын
For some reason i think that's the most gayiest line
@Steelmage99
12 күн бұрын
I need an insulated separation between the two chambers, so I can carry around two cups of hot coffee and a nice chilled small soda.
@iamfearnaught
12 күн бұрын
That's some evil shit to wish upon someone@dedede121-k3l
@MacSalterson
12 күн бұрын
Alternatively, mix them and create lukewarm coffee soda
@Merrick0001
12 күн бұрын
Cold brew perhaps?
@tatecrossette2855
12 күн бұрын
That is a dream
@Thom4ES
12 күн бұрын
Heat exchanger...
@YassoPlayzz
9 күн бұрын
-What's Your Favorite Type Of Sauce? -Vsauce.
@Baababoiii
8 күн бұрын
Worchestuahsire
@YassoPlayzz
8 күн бұрын
@@Baababoiii Worcestershire Sauce 👍🏻
@Josh-I_I
8 күн бұрын
Why The Caps?
@YassoPlayzz
8 күн бұрын
@@Josh-I_I Look At You
@YassoPlayzz
8 күн бұрын
@@Josh-I_I Stop The Cap 🤣
@theminerooms
4 күн бұрын
Idea give your friend one side as sprite when he ask for water but when other people ask to try when he complains give them water
@wienerguy7822
11 күн бұрын
Unironically this might be really useful for me! Gatorade/water mix would be awesome for working in the heat all day.
@varietyvince6583
10 күн бұрын
I’m always on the go so this would also be great for me. One compartment with water and the other with Gatorade would be awesome. I could also turn water into wine like Jesus via red Gatorade if I so chose to.
@The_White
8 күн бұрын
Yeah it could definitely be really useful! If only the cheapest option wasn't 100 USD with shipping included...
@after_life943
8 күн бұрын
It took me long enough to realise that Michael is Rick from Rick and Morty but the only difference is that Michael is crazier.
@Sin_Of_Greed
6 күн бұрын
He might be crazier but Rick has interdimensional travel.
@Fweaka
5 күн бұрын
Michael is also less of an a hole. Or he hasn’t reach his cannon event yet.
@mels_hell
5 күн бұрын
his alternate self hasn't murded his wife and kid.
@ehwodjksnx
5 күн бұрын
Michael is also wiser
@Highostrich
4 күн бұрын
@@Sin_Of_Greed And you Michael doesn't?
@kronnie13
10 күн бұрын
For anybody wondering, it's $65, $85, or $159 depending on which package you buy.
@deusvult6900
10 күн бұрын
Damn😭😭
@kiranicole2096
10 күн бұрын
Thank you! I've been curious about it for a while.
@checkm8s272
10 күн бұрын
Ngl I've seen worse
@T0NYMANUEL
10 күн бұрын
Too damn expensive 😢
@ispent50minutesthinkingabo3
9 күн бұрын
For anyone thinking that it could totally be sold for less, you are right, but there is only a limited quantity that they have produced unfortunately. If they had an infinite amount of them the price could be whatever they wanted, but since they need to make a profit, it's sold for like 15$ more than the average water bottle to make up for the lack of quantity. It's roughly 15$ more in the first package or whatever it's called, I didn't use any math. I just think 45 ish dollars is pretty fair.
@justsomeguywithahat
4 күн бұрын
I will use it EXACTLY for *that.* thank you michael.
@intoxicanyx4687
8 күн бұрын
*Who let this man modernize the assassin tea kettle*
@noob19087
12 күн бұрын
I had a dream where I was visiting Michael's house. He had a shelf full of curiosities, one of them was a spherical chest. He was in the other room, so I decided to sneak a peek and opened the chest without him looking. It was a horrible contraption filled with knives and other weapons, so in a scare I slammed it close. Michael chuckled in the other room, and as he was bringing drinks said that it always amused him how whenever he heard a slam, he knew that a guest had opened the chest. He took the chest, held it in his hand and opened it. "Really, when I hold it like this it's just like any other box, but when I do _this_", as he placed it around my neck, "it makes all the difference." I nervously laughed and for the rest of the night tried my best to keep him pleased and on my side.
@CASA-dy4vs
11 күн бұрын
I t w a s n t a d r e a m
@noob19087
11 күн бұрын
@@CASA-dy4vs The spherical quillotine chest, next time on the Curiosity Box!
@paperstrawsYT
11 күн бұрын
This is a premonition
@Nekolaws
11 күн бұрын
You dreamed about Phantasm huh
@mejsjalv
11 күн бұрын
hmmm... maybe consider taking a good 'ol break from the internet for a couple of days.
@davidcowan3992
12 күн бұрын
Practical application: Children that are picky and/or always want to have what you're having.
@Frotheru_The_Dragon
12 күн бұрын
"is that lemonade?" -no,thats piss "you're lying! Gimme!" "ew,whats that?" -told ya
@Wuteee
12 күн бұрын
@@Frotheru_The_Dragon same with apple juic
@Frotheru_The_Dragon
12 күн бұрын
@@Wuteee yeah
@Wuteee
12 күн бұрын
@@Frotheru_The_Dragon 👍
@Gandi2000
6 күн бұрын
One side water, one side whiskey, this bottle is too powerful
@tehrealtimmis
12 күн бұрын
A list of my ideas: 1 side with iced tea, 1 side with lemonade 1 side with coffee, 1 side with milk 1 side shampoo, 1 side conditioner (idk what you would do with a shampoo conditioner blend)
@TylerDollarhide
12 күн бұрын
Shampoo and conditioner sounds the best. Though I think body wash and face wash might taste better.
@MrFloRolf
12 күн бұрын
Damn I like the "you want milk in your coffee?" party trick 🤔
@ferrumignis
12 күн бұрын
You can buy shampoo and conditioner blend, works fine.
@falpsdsqglthnsac
12 күн бұрын
drink it, obviously
@2nd_freezbiird_empire
12 күн бұрын
one side vodka, 1 side water left the chat:
@chimchar87
9 күн бұрын
Got me at “double barreled water bottle”
@jessiewilliams1440
7 күн бұрын
Mfampisat America-Boomhauer
@KennethMcCormick-2024
6 күн бұрын
Hello
@nexus_keeper
10 күн бұрын
This shall henceforth be used to change between drinking Gatorade and water.
@DustSansButAltAcc-fn5zo
2 күн бұрын
nah bro do this as unlimited merch since this is a really f*cking good idea ngl
@tanzeelurrehman2341
12 күн бұрын
The isolation episode has turned Michael into an assassin
@jaydysinger9228
12 күн бұрын
“I think that’s… EXACTLY ..How the project began.”
@kashish6348
12 күн бұрын
OFFICER-so why did u poison this man just to test a bald man's limited edition water bottle ITS MICHAEL OFFICER 😤😡
@ziziorens348
12 күн бұрын
Hey, guilty here! Or... Am I?
@menjolno
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l Лайк! like!
@trianglemoebius
12 күн бұрын
Officer - That's not an excuse. You're going to jail. (officer rips off his disguise to reveal he's Vsauce Michael) Michael - ...OR ARE YOU?
@menjolno
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l Да, согл. 👍
@kashish6348
12 күн бұрын
@@trianglemoebius 😂
@superplush14
3 күн бұрын
Now I get to NOT POISON people with a modern assassin's teapot
@crnoo2779
12 күн бұрын
Now I can hide and drink stone cold beer whilst at work! Thanks Michael
@menjolno
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l согл. 👆👍
@GetsugaTensho85
12 күн бұрын
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN H'APPROVES THIS MESSAGE!
@zlquis
12 күн бұрын
I was about to make this exact comment. Beer in one half and ice and water in the other, to keep the beer cool.
@Wesmin
10 күн бұрын
Lemonade, ice tea, or Arnold palmer. I need this.
@Slynx328.
8 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@atlascoolman
12 күн бұрын
Micheal does seem like the type of guy to assassinate a water bottle, then probably stuff its dead body with 6 different kinds of juices and or powders
@lukefortune8314
12 күн бұрын
relatable
@numizumi5131
6 күн бұрын
I love this idea. One for water one for juice and the third for vodka
@K_buns
12 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear: A third drink appeared
@NitrogenVM
12 күн бұрын
Jesus???
@TylerDollarhide
12 күн бұрын
@@NitrogenVM I mean, you can convince everyone that you can turn water into wine.
@Thom4ES
12 күн бұрын
Hey zuess- ice skating on the riesling
@ferrumignis
12 күн бұрын
@@TylerDollarhideMagicians appear to do it quite often.
@SoutParl
12 күн бұрын
or did it?
@fetusthegreat9797
11 күн бұрын
Cool concept but I hate when KZitemrs do limited production items. Feels like a punishment for being poor
@Chronon88
9 күн бұрын
Well they aren't rich enough to mass produce them either so...
@fetusthegreat9797
9 күн бұрын
@@Chronon88 I can understand not going into full production but it's also not exclusively one or the other. They could always make to order even if they have to charge a premium for it to cover the cost but it's not just products like this they do it with. Even cheap and easy to make products like posters and t shirts that have entire businesses built on made to order models will be made in limited runs to drive up scarcity and in return, price. I understand not everything can be for everyone and sometimes you just miss out, but a lot of these KZitemr limited run products feel deliberate and unnecessary.
@st3althyone
9 күн бұрын
This takes the phrase “pick your poison” to a whole new level. Great job, Michael, and Steve. 😂😂
@BambinaSaldana
Күн бұрын
I cannot imagine this would be safe in the hands of the public
@loomonda18
12 күн бұрын
Please keep selling these!!! Such a great idea
@atlascoolman
12 күн бұрын
Micheal is so exact he even knows EXACTLY when his ideas start
@Dip_djb
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3lno
@menjolno
12 күн бұрын
@dedede121-k3l True and relevant😁🙂
@MCAbdo
12 күн бұрын
"the future of poisoning people star- stops now!" we know what you're up to, Michael.
@YaNeK92
5 күн бұрын
Government officials all around the World: "Hmmm.. interesting.." 😈
@ArkayeCh
8 күн бұрын
Steve Mould was perfectly molded for that speech about their idea for a perfectly molded assassin's bottle.
@idehenebenezer
7 күн бұрын
Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@hunkofthehill2332
12 күн бұрын
I think this is the quickest I've spent $65 in my life
@jessebrown2751
12 күн бұрын
Now to trick security with my "water"
@SmallTree293
Күн бұрын
Imagine using that water bottle for a roulette type game. Put dangerous water in one section; the rest is normal water
@亾
12 күн бұрын
Now I can bring my vodka to office
@doodskie999
9 күн бұрын
Michael's last sentence got the FBI on their toes for a moment 😂
@dudu0221
12 күн бұрын
if steve starts doing the most bizarre youtube shorts ever, we know the reason 😂😂
@TylerDollarhide
12 күн бұрын
Just watch his video he uploaded for this. He's definitely becoming unhinged now.
@ramblinnernd5905
4 сағат бұрын
Never thought I’d hear “double barreled water bottle”.
@AlgaeEater09
12 күн бұрын
Can we get a... you know... an actual 10 minute video like we used to? Every video on VSAUCE now is just a 1 minute advertisement to buy something now.
@crazedmcpzs727
12 күн бұрын
Yea
@GummyDinosaursify
12 күн бұрын
To be fair, it takes like an hour to fully record/edit/render/upload a short. It probably takes weeks to months for a full video.
@Rylan_The_Scarecrow
12 күн бұрын
Gonna put rum in one side and coke in the other...
@amusicman88
12 күн бұрын
$65 cheapest option?! Bro ima just 3d print this 💀
@NitrogenVM
12 күн бұрын
Bro thinks people are gonna buy that 💀
@TylerTMG
12 күн бұрын
@@NitrogenVMi would if i had money
@EmanDeMoan
12 күн бұрын
It's kinda worth it. Pretty cool bottle.
@Santiasm
12 күн бұрын
You don't even get to choose the design you want for that $65....
@fisrtnamelastname3083
8 күн бұрын
ooh lmk when you makes the files available, id love to own of of these
@Pikachu.9502
3 күн бұрын
you can also use the water bottle for magic tricks
@media-scene9050
8 күн бұрын
This is a life saver thank you both
@ftrtrjn
5 күн бұрын
Tbh it’s more of a life ender lmao
@void-creature
8 күн бұрын
Good thing that I'll be able to write this off as a business expense
@YiiijhvgEvolved
12 күн бұрын
You guys don’t know that he IS handsome indeed, so majestic
@WizardSami
6 күн бұрын
“Sta- stops do not use this for that”
@RadarHawk
12 күн бұрын
Michael, you are absolutely stunning. Your ideas are always bangers, and I'm not saying this so you don't poison me with your phenomenally designed water bottle.
@NitrogenVM
12 күн бұрын
He didn’t see this, watch your porch now
@Noen-999
12 күн бұрын
I like the contrast between the arrangement of their rooms
@BananaMike780
12 күн бұрын
calling it now at least ONE person will be a victim of this ancient design's intended use.
@ianAEF
7 күн бұрын
Today on Wholesome Ideas Used for Crime: "Spiking people's drink with Vsauce"
@JamieDarren
12 күн бұрын
"do not use this for that" odd choice of words. This actually infers that he has something better in mind for the task.
@calebmurphy9406
12 күн бұрын
Something very Bo Burnham about his delivery of that last line.
@normanmai7865
10 күн бұрын
I saw this on Steve Mould's channel first! What an experience.
@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
6 күн бұрын
Vsauce and Steve Mould collaborating is something I never expected, something I didn't know I've always needed.
@LanceAttack8
10 күн бұрын
I am grabbing this asap. I can finally hold 4 types of flavoured water in one cup. I never knew I needed this. But I do.
@archerelms
10 күн бұрын
4?
@kashish6348
12 күн бұрын
you shouldn't poison people with this bottle . Proceeds to name it the assassins bottle 😦
@Brettness
12 күн бұрын
So if you ever run into Michael, it could be your single greatest day ever....and then your last 😂
@mr.crispyfriedchicken3946
6 күн бұрын
Michael: Creates perfect waterbottle for poisoning people Also Michael: DON'T DO THAT
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