Imagine hearing “It’s nothing personal. I’m just doing my job. You understand that.” after getting beat into a pulp by some random dude while you were just walking on the sidewalk, minding your own business
@jman217
10 ай бұрын
Gotta shake the tree to see what falls out. 😂
@GunSpyEnthusiast
10 ай бұрын
you described a polite hitman.
@shoddypeasant8762
9 ай бұрын
Black moment.
@metrowater2819
8 ай бұрын
@@shoddypeasant8762wtf does that mean?
@_SoCalDude_
7 ай бұрын
*Batman beats the shit out of joker* "WHERE ARE THEY?" Joker: "You can't prove anything!" Batman: "I'm just doing my job, nothinh personal. You know that.
@slipp3ryslop3
10 ай бұрын
My favorite was when I had like no evidence in an interrogation and the "accuse" went straight to "You f*** young boys?!" 😂
@TheDeathOmen
9 ай бұрын
To be fair you were actually right to accuse him.
@UXB1000
9 ай бұрын
*ARE YOU A MADMAN?!*
@WarhawkFAQs
9 ай бұрын
@@UXB1000 This will cause an international incident.
@CMTechnica
6 ай бұрын
So much better than this one. This one isn’t even funny
@MechWarrior894
6 ай бұрын
And the best part was the guy didn’t even deny it!
@MjYosh
Жыл бұрын
I forgot how good the acting was in this game.
@Chuked
Жыл бұрын
They used a lot of actors from Mad Men, one of the best TV shows ever.. its fair to say the castings crew knew what they were doing
@gotgunpowder
11 ай бұрын
people try to insult it by using footage from the first interrogation in the game, even though the guy you're interrogating is an established terrible liar and the lines were delivered that way on purpose.
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
10 ай бұрын
@@gotgunpowder That scene is so hilarious. If anything, the guy did a terrific job of acting like a "bad actor" lol. The face he pulls kills me whenever I see it.
@jubilantsleep
10 ай бұрын
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026😂😂😂😂😂😮🥴😖😣
@mattmark94
10 ай бұрын
too bad for the shitty ending
@marmik961
10 ай бұрын
"It's nothing personal, I'm just doing my job you understand." That felt pretty personal.
@smellincoffee
8 ай бұрын
Look, someone calls you a weak fuckin' sister, you just gotta take it on the chin.
@marmik961
8 ай бұрын
@@smellincoffee Take it on the chin?
@smellincoffee
8 ай бұрын
@@marmik961 Keep a stiff upper lip. Roll with the punches. Etc.
@Resi1ience
6 ай бұрын
Grin and bear it. Deal with it. Swallow your pride. Etc
@Ceasefirerightnow
6 ай бұрын
Lmfao right 😂 i laughed so hard at that
@Trapattoni21
10 ай бұрын
This ones definitely one of the best. But the best for me has got to be when Cole accuses Ambassador Valdez of him screwing young boys out of nowhere. That had me shocked and rolling in laughter afterwards 😂
@doomrider7
10 ай бұрын
"You fuck young boys Valdez?" The way he says it was just so matter of factly that it was just hilarious.😂
@angryretailbanker5103
10 ай бұрын
@@doomrider7”Are you a madman!?”
@donlapham1265
10 ай бұрын
Even better is that he DID!
@MrRuner45
10 ай бұрын
Also the way Cole smiles after saying that. He knows It'd piss Valdez off.
@keinenbockmehr1749
10 ай бұрын
ARE YOU A MADMAN!!??
@Koronuru
10 ай бұрын
Jacob's face at the end like "Are you serious? After accusing me of those bullshit?" Then Cole still pulled out his actual evidence like "Sike! I have a proof!".
@TheDark144
11 ай бұрын
I’m beginning to think Cole did it.
@GunSpyEnthusiast
10 ай бұрын
@@Happy.Thoughts. * picks up beer bottle when the murder victem was married to an alcoholic * " would take a smarter man then me to connect that. "
@Samuel_Chilcott
6 ай бұрын
@@GunSpyEnthusiast picks up a baseball at at a murder that has signs of blunt force on the body "that doesn't give us much to work off"
@Ceasefirerightnow
6 ай бұрын
This comment shouldn't be this funny lol
@michaelpaget6288
9 ай бұрын
I always loved how confident Cole is in his accusations even if he has no proof, he completely freaks out and tells the suspect what he thinks.
@jaydenhogan507
6 ай бұрын
“… sorry, sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out”
@apurpledragon
10 ай бұрын
Man I wish the company that worked with Rockstar on this game didn't go bankrupt and out of buisness. We need more triple AAA style detective games like this, I vibe with this shit.
@peterclarke7240
9 ай бұрын
Meh. I'd rather leave the detective genre to the indie boys. They might not be able to afford the best voice actors or motion capture, but they tend to be more willing to take risks and experiment with the actual mechanics.
@peterclarke7240
9 ай бұрын
@@North_Dumpling Depends what you mean by "quality." If you mean "pretty graphics, famous voice actors, an orchestral score and a big old empty open-world map to go from point a to point b in with the occasional "random" event for you to get your shooty-bang-bang gun out for..." then yeah, most indies would struggle. If you mean novel and innovative game mechanics and a well-thought-out story, then Indies have got you covered. Obra Dinn remains a far better detective game than LA Noire, because its dev is a highly intelligent individual who enjoys messing around with mechanics and coming up with unique ideas that actually work that no AAA studio would dare taking a risk on.
@rodasn3267
7 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240🤣🤣🤣
@davadreviewer5509
7 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240Idk you can’t really compare Obra Dinn To L.A Noire those are two very different styles of Detective game
@alexzeng9833
5 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240you can easily have both, you talk as if they're mutually exclusive bruh, you can have a stylized AAA game with an amazing story and good mechanics in a detective setting, why can't someone just want an AAA one?
@ballinbalgruuf8198
10 ай бұрын
Nah, I still think "You f- young boys, Valdez?" is the best one.
@lolusuck386
9 ай бұрын
ARE YOU A MADMAN?
@Samuel_Chilcott
6 ай бұрын
"Nothing personal, just doing my job, you understand that?"@@lolusuck386
@danielbold6167
4 ай бұрын
Nah, that's overrated.
@F3tz
3 ай бұрын
@@danielbold6167bro deadass calling a random very short section of a game overrated just because he didn’t like it 😹😹 get a grip pal 🤦♂️
@danielbold6167
3 ай бұрын
@@F3tz Who says I didn't like it? 🙄
@michaeloverton04
11 ай бұрын
I feel like Phelps was projecting there, and I am certain that someone, probably Donnelly, was watching from the other side of the glass with their mouth agape.
@ethanwhite2210
10 ай бұрын
“That’s how ya smite evil with the Sword of Justice, boyo!”
@thatonefool0215
10 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Rusty is next to him trying to not bust out laughing
@Jadefire1010
10 ай бұрын
Well, it would certainly explain certain plot developments later.
@Thatorious
10 ай бұрын
you, sire, have the best avatar. It's no suprise, I know you are aware of that.
@agentz4695
5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's a tactic to get the suspect emotional and confess in the heat of the moment of their anger.
@redapplefiend
Жыл бұрын
This game is a FUCKING masterpiece.
@Chuked
Жыл бұрын
its a great game, i just think the DLC was rushed and awful and kills the pacing of the game
@amxaas4450
11 ай бұрын
Emphasis on the FUCKING.
@jacobnorris8256
11 ай бұрын
Emphasis on the fucking, not the masterpiece?
@capcaptainmycaptain4771
10 ай бұрын
"I was checking the tyres... Nothing was took" *Makes the guiltiest face possible*
@creepycooter8370
10 ай бұрын
Yes it's great at fucking
@MILK-im8nr
4 ай бұрын
Cole: Personally attacks Jacob with insane accusations about him violently bludgeoning his wife to death Also Cole: My bad pimp
@kasiliosrex5087
9 ай бұрын
Shreds the suspect into pieces and grinds them to dust "It's nothing personal, I'm just doing my job, you understand that"
@ayyylmao101
10 ай бұрын
Jacob's face at the end LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO "Good God, man..."
@Mr.Spongecake
10 ай бұрын
"You hated your sister! You hated her so much that you threw her in your oven, turned it on low to make sure that it took as long as possible then laughed! Then you ate her kids! Then her cat! Then her dog!" "No I didn't! I wasn't even at her place that day and you can't prove I was!" "It's nothing personal. I'm just doing my job."
@Resi1ience
6 ай бұрын
"You fucking despised your mother. You thought she was a weak, fat ugly bitch and she made your life a living hell, so you stabbed her to death, played around with her blood and dissected her brain. Then you ate it. You ate it so you could take some of her shit-eating confidence. You ate it so you could taste her fear. You ate it because you are a disgusting fucking pig, Jacob." "I don't even like brain!" "Looks like I made a mistake."
@jessiehogue.
6 ай бұрын
"Then you pissed on her grave, had her family butchered and fed to her friends, and finally punched her family doctor before setting the hospital on fire! ......................But hey, nothing personal, just doing my job."
@twotailedavenger
11 ай бұрын
I never heard this one, I always nail the other guy first. Fortunately, the "you fuck young boys?" accuse is great too.
@GunSpyEnthusiast
10 ай бұрын
its because he says it very casually. like it's a conversation starter.
@chrisidoo
10 ай бұрын
Fucking hell, some writer must've had a bad day when he wrote that dialogue. Probably caught his wife cheating on him or something.
@HittokiriBattousai17
5 ай бұрын
The problem with this game is that it feels more realistic if you fuck up than if you actually succeed.
@AlastorTheNPDemon
Жыл бұрын
Mother Christ, Cole, are you having a PTSD there? Sounds like someone had a helluva rough time with a woman in former days...
@thischannelisnowdefunct
11 ай бұрын
Judging how he cheated on his wife later in the game, yeah
@kaltsssit
10 ай бұрын
Cole just traumadumps some plumber halfway through the interrogation 😭
@ayyylmao101
10 ай бұрын
@@kaltsssit I like to think this is part of the reason Roy actually likes Cole LOLLL
@reck1224
5 ай бұрын
The way in which he accentuates “bitch” kills me. Is like Cole’s the one who hates her guts. Hahahaha
@steelwitness
11 ай бұрын
damn bro who hurt Cole so bad lmaoo
@blacksheep7910
29 күн бұрын
The war.
@littlebigb5370
11 ай бұрын
That felt very, VERY personal
@Lolpy.
3 ай бұрын
I actually think it’s a more subtle writing to suggest Cole is unhappy with his marriage, and is projecting it onto others. Maybe it is personal.
@ScottyCruse
3 ай бұрын
Still can’t believe the same guy who played Dr. Fontaine is also the same actor that played Micah Bell that that man is a great actor.
@TheFrogEnjoyer
3 ай бұрын
Peter Blomquist really is great at playing villains
@KindaGhostyy
6 ай бұрын
Leaves and comes back 20 minutes later: Alright your free to go we caught the killer...sorry.
@TheTechCguy
6 ай бұрын
The biggest plot twist of this case is when you start getting that inkling, with convincing evidence, that it wasn’t him that killed her. Nostalgia!
@zacharyliles8657
9 ай бұрын
most well-adjusted cop
@drotterton793
8 ай бұрын
This ones good, but the best one was when out of nowhere Cole says: "You fuck young boys, Valdez?" That one had me dying
@williamhepworth6360
3 ай бұрын
I love the seriousness and heat of the scene, yet the relatively tame speaking. Not necessarily half-assed, just amusingly calm
@einzzweidrei1530
Жыл бұрын
Iirc the best accuse is during the consul car chapter
@doomrider7
11 ай бұрын
"You fuck young boys Valdez?"
@maxi1ification
10 ай бұрын
That's the one in which he bluntly says "you fuck young boys?" Right?
@bettercallwingo
Жыл бұрын
Game was a classic Big Ups on the content pimp
@TheFrogEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Oh ma lorr thanks for the support pimp
@vee2863
10 ай бұрын
its either this or the "you fuck young boys, valdez?" line that takes the cake
@jaredzeno472
11 ай бұрын
Aaron Stanton is a goddamm national treasure! Truly underrated actor
@Awfulfeature
Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is glorious.
@stupidugly9959
Жыл бұрын
I SAY WE BUST IN THERE AND FIND THE GOD DAMN EVIDENCE!
@MW3lover1473
2 ай бұрын
Imagine Phoenix Wright and Cole Phelps working side by side. Both using evidence to tie perps to the crime. Good cop and bad cop. Goofy and kneel before Zod.
@Dr.UldenWascht
6 ай бұрын
Amazing memories. The laughing tears this game gave me when it came out are without parallel. I'm grateful.
@aurel6401
10 ай бұрын
Damn it's crazy how realistic the faces are
@Dephire
10 ай бұрын
The devs used a special face capture technology called motionscan. So appropriate for this game as the facial expessions needed to be spot on.
@javierarias616
5 ай бұрын
"...You're such a weak, fucking sister...!" * 10 seconds later * "It's nothing personal. I'm just doing my job" I dunno, Rick...
@CaveyMoth
4 ай бұрын
27 stab wounds!
@mcdonalds_sprite1225
4 ай бұрын
28*
@CaveyMoth
4 ай бұрын
@@mcdonalds_sprite1225 Oops. I tried to Google search to get the number, but it did me wrong.
@rektmoon538
Күн бұрын
This game's facial capture is the best i've seen in games even today.
@yamichasi
6 ай бұрын
Sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out
@westminsterwatcher5152
Жыл бұрын
This is glorious!
@TurtleMan99
Жыл бұрын
The one I uploaded was funny and unexpected... This is just brutal and mean from Cole but what makes it funny is the fact he was dead wrong Oh MAH LORD... Imagine how awkward it would've been in the room after that. Ban Cole for sneak dissin reel tawk
@TheFrogEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
I think this is as direct as dissing gets pimp
@vinegar4556
10 ай бұрын
Captain, can we ban Phelps from the chat, he's been dissin' me all interrogation, real tawk.
@Snezit
9 ай бұрын
It's so funny to pick lie then back out of it I cant remember if this was the right option or not but this is a gem
@K12machinima
4 ай бұрын
I come back to this scene from time to time, to remind myself of the insult “weak, fucking sister”, because I don’t think I’ve ever heard it anywhere but this…
@donvergas4855
6 ай бұрын
Legend has it the actor who said all of that wasnt even aware they were recording.
@govnopochta69
6 ай бұрын
the dude being interrogated sound like Michael McKean
@sojournertaylor6897
10 ай бұрын
Jacob really didn’t deserve that but it sure was entertaining
@Mojo1356
5 ай бұрын
I think that honor goes to Valdez, it this is certainly up there.
@FriedChckn13
2 ай бұрын
“Looks like I made a mistake.”
@Nigmond
11 ай бұрын
That was oscar worthy performance right there
@PaulB-456
24 күн бұрын
Meanwhile Rusty just stands there completly silent
@captainweekend5276
4 ай бұрын
I love this one because Cole gets so passionate about it that he's actually nearly out of breath by the time he's finished, which makes it all the more hilarious when you back out of it.
@DeeChongo
3 ай бұрын
Damn bro I miss this game. The CSI games too. Why did they stop making such quality?
@raxsavvage
2 ай бұрын
the accuse you can make without the right evidence can be pretty unhinged
@TheBlackKakashi
Ай бұрын
This is why it’s best to pick lie for each question 😂
@Chemist-ob9uf
4 ай бұрын
It's moments like this that made Cole seem like such a Mood Swinger.
@rejask448
6 күн бұрын
Old time detectives projected so hard I would have thought I was watching film being made
@Oboar
10 күн бұрын
"Sometimes you have to shake a tree to see what falls out"
@ClericOfPholtus
21 күн бұрын
Man The fact that we wrongly convicted each of those murder guys still hurts
@carloslionel1653
10 ай бұрын
This Game is Legendary
@cookieface80
Ай бұрын
Sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out.
@MystikWizard
Ай бұрын
This accuse is right up there with the accusation made during The Consulate's Car.
@JBrander
6 күн бұрын
Insults and degrades him and his wife "It's nothing personal. Just doing my job"
@ArmandoGames
10 ай бұрын
Bill Duke: "You know you done fvcked up?"
@F4TAL0B5OL3T1ON
6 күн бұрын
Cole was so unhinged🤣
@mitchoo2211
10 ай бұрын
Just my job. You understand that. Dudes face at the end 😂
@Alexor715
5 ай бұрын
I love it how you have no control of Cole sometimes. 😅
@morninmichigan1824
10 ай бұрын
And people say Phelps only swore twice in the whole game...
@samsmith8415
2 ай бұрын
We still haven't had this facial animation this great in a game. Nearly 15 years later
@TheFrogEnjoyer
2 ай бұрын
It still holds up incredibly well after all these years
@pikie1011
6 ай бұрын
The times this game fails are so hilarious it makes up for it.
@ducksauce172
5 ай бұрын
"It's nothing personapersonal, I'm just doing my job" I dunno cole, felt pretty personal.
@Yaboibarel
10 ай бұрын
I pressed I'm feeling lucky, got to this video and let me say, lucky I was
@shortybeats6470
8 ай бұрын
When the facial animations or mocap are better than bethesda ever will be
@ApolloK
5 ай бұрын
Every damn interrogation is so baffling
@ps2bndled
9 ай бұрын
"Yeah I think accuse is the right option"
@yaqubebased1961
6 ай бұрын
CHICANERY!
@lemonstrangler
10 ай бұрын
the detective looks like he eats a lot of cheeseburgers and cheesy pizza
@TheLaughingMan313
2 ай бұрын
No, the best one is the one with that one diplomat. “Are you a madman!? This will cause an international incident!”
@MichaelPlayz911
Ай бұрын
"You give me information and I won't send you to imigration" - Cole Phelps
@Naruzakun
2 ай бұрын
Nothing will ever beat "You fuck young boy Valdez ?"
@MoniNueva
6 ай бұрын
I just realized that that's Michael McKean, the actor for Chuck from Better Call Saul.
@STRIKECODM-yd6vm
2 ай бұрын
phelps: *destroys jacob's pride* Phelps also: its nothing personal. Just doing my job. You understand that😭
@garynumber22
4 ай бұрын
Well that was a feckin 180
@rettichdergeile9361
Жыл бұрын
Jacob needs some Gay Frogs
@ejwickschildhoodvideos2975
9 ай бұрын
Bro Phelps got the blood in him
@climatectrl3350
26 күн бұрын
God i forgot how unhinged Cole gets in the accusations
@TheFrogEnjoyer
26 күн бұрын
Cole during questioning 🤔 Cole during accusations 🤬
@everythngRaider
2 ай бұрын
"nothing personal, just doing my job" lmfao i just cracked tf up. holy shit. i gotta check this game out 🤣
@TheFrogEnjoyer
2 ай бұрын
You should definitely play it. Probably get for cheap too.
@boozypixels
7 ай бұрын
"By the way, you F young boys Jacob???"
@Spiralpaladin
4 ай бұрын
"ARE YOU A MADMAN!?"
@Big_Conor
4 ай бұрын
Damn Cole were talking about a murdered woman here 😂
@johnkennedy4092
8 ай бұрын
I just beaten this today, let’s just say, the ending pissed me tf off
@samsmith8415
2 ай бұрын
The voice Crack and all. I love this game man. Before live service terribleness
@user-rh9tp4jv2w
7 ай бұрын
this is dark man
@ajc0072
4 ай бұрын
To me, this is second to "The Consul's car" They're both just Cole being blunt and ruthless, in different ways. This one's sad in a good way, which is why I say it's second. But the first for me is just funny. It's literally just "You f*** young boys, Valdez?" The Consul's reaction before and after you bring out the evidence is also gold.
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