From the Album: Get Giddy
Lyrics
Hey man, how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What’d you say?
How many lightbulbs does it take
To screw up a lawyer?
Well wouldn’t you like to know
Im throwing
I’m chuckin
I’m huckin and i’m fuckin
I’m tossin’ my lightbulbs
at the dog dang lawyer
I shove it up his ass
Then I smash it to glass
Cuttin up his butthole
Ya I’m speedy like the flash
Call me buzz lightyear
Cause I’m gonna fight ya
The lightbulbs I’m huckin
Ain’t gonna feel like nothin
90 miles an hour
Might make you feel sour
In the shower next mornin
When you feel the water pourin
Lawyers aren’t that strong
It would only take a few
To go crying to his mama
With his legal reviews
Even as a fetus
I could defeatus
A courtroom full of lawyers
With a single light bulb
Boss makes a dolla
I make a dime
That’s why I’m poopin’ on company time
Sign another contract
Make a new deal?
Nah I gotta shit to be keepin it real
Boss makes a dolla
I make a dime
That’s why I’m crappin’ on company time
Sign another contract
Make a new deal?
Nah I gotta shit to be keepin it real
Boss makes a dolla
I make a dime
That’s why I’m shittin’ on company time
Sign another contract
Make a new deal?
Nah I gotta shit to be keepin’ it real
Your Honor, your Majesty, your Highness, Mr. Judge
You can rule what you want but my client won’t budge
Now I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but it
With my hand on the book I’ve got the story so shut it
You see as a point, let me tell ya
And when I get done with this case I’ll be as rich as Rockefeller
You see I went to this party way up in the Bronx
For all the lawyers it was like lightbulb Fort Knox
Now is friends started Hollerin’ and what did he say?
Get Giddy Get Giddy Get Giddy okay?
Now at this party what did I see?
But hundreds of lightbulbs being thrown at lawyers knees
I saw one hit the ground so I looked and I found
The man who made the victim
He was loud and he was proud
I enquired of the man who did the damage
How many bulbs did it take for you to manage this?
So know I can say in all certainty
To screw up a lawyer with lightbulbs, it takes thirty three!
Credits
Danny Bonksocks: Vocals, Drums, Effects
Bobby Bonksocks: Vocals
Ricky Bonksocks: Vocals, Keys
Scottie Bonksocks: Moral Support
Cousin Brad: Bass, Vocals
Cousin Kyle: Office Ambience
Staggerin’ Edward: Office Ambience
This material is property of Amalgamation Records.
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