Technoblade: “don’t make me kill all of you” Them: “it’s a 4v1” Technoblade: “so anyway I started slashing”
@talis2513
3 жыл бұрын
"We have you 4 to 1." "I like those odds."
@ishaanpradhan4997
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I 6v1ed my friends since I’m a sweat
@ishaanpradhan4997
3 жыл бұрын
And there bad they have a cps of 10 and I have,one of 11 plus I’m better at mining and getting dias
@imzipperoni
3 жыл бұрын
@@ishaanpradhan4997 cool
@asparagus420
3 жыл бұрын
@@ishaanpradhan4997 oMG yOuRe jUsT sOoOoOo cOoL!!! 🥵✨
@aidanarmaggeddon
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: "Don't make me kill all of you" Butchered: "You can't kill us it's a 4v1" Me: You really think that's a fair fight?
@robygmg5146
3 жыл бұрын
He still destroyed them all(HE FKING KILLED A FULL NETHERITE ARMOR WITH A PICKAXE)
@rekto5781
3 жыл бұрын
Yes its not fair, because nobody can kill techno, they cant so anything. Poor people...
@lulhighman3428
3 жыл бұрын
If the entire universe compressed on itself and come barreling towards him at light speed it would still be an unfair fight in favour of Techno
@juanca12th
3 жыл бұрын
Of course it's not fair For them
@thedarktemple9702
3 жыл бұрын
I mean everyone always forgets the 21v3
@aidanmulligan7342
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: techno it’s 4 vs 1. Techno: I like those odds.
@milicatrajkovic7740
3 жыл бұрын
thats like in omniverse ben 10 and that whood be cool thing if techno said it
@joshpilege7029
3 жыл бұрын
@@milicatrajkovic7740 it was also a line in the first or second episode of the mandalorian
@kkTeaz
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshpilege7029 yes the mandalorian one was the first one
@milicatrajkovic7740
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshpilege7029 cool
@aadvikbhargava3041
3 жыл бұрын
IKR I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY THAT.
@theflyingnarwhal.
Жыл бұрын
I love how amidst all the chaos: “Hey, hey Techno, I named him friend.” “That’s fantastic Ghostbur”
@froztikYT
3 жыл бұрын
Let's just respect the fact that so far Ghostbur is the only one who actually knocks on Techno's door before entering
@MikayaAkyo
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually funny that the GHOST is actually knocking XD
@wisforwinner
3 жыл бұрын
@spitfire117 ghostbusters
@NobodyT00jr
3 жыл бұрын
@spitfire117 ghostbur
@avielaiyere4768
3 жыл бұрын
Sooo true
@dicon912
3 жыл бұрын
@@wisforwinner i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did .
@cgoose500
3 жыл бұрын
"Please, *please* don't make me kill all of you" Is a really cool and funny line
@syystomu
3 жыл бұрын
I know right. And he says it with full sincerity too lmao Can't even blame him because it's just accurate.
@GoalSUBNOW
3 жыл бұрын
@@syystomu truee LOL
@dwarf9938
3 жыл бұрын
Techno Wick lol
@paweglinka6527
3 жыл бұрын
If not Quack stealing carl, they all would die ngl
@theidiotnextdoor7244
3 жыл бұрын
HEH-
@ccccccccccccccc317
3 жыл бұрын
quackity: "HOW DID YOU NOT DIE' technoblade: "I'm just built different"
@milfsonly7839
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@imjustskyy2962
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@cybertiger3
3 жыл бұрын
@@imjustskyy2962 1:258596595795895857857958
@whatthewhatthe9117
3 жыл бұрын
The madlad is a semi demigod
@toootdooot710
3 жыл бұрын
Oh ha
@AL1ST3R_DoesStuff
2 жыл бұрын
11:18 “That’s fantastic ghostbur, that’s fantastic, _I’m about to die ghostbur.”_
@rzar4971
Жыл бұрын
He did die 😂
@Crepurple
3 жыл бұрын
technoblade is the actual embodiment of "immortal" edit: rip techno, we will always remember you. technoblade never dies.
@mihajlomujkovic6816
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hazwi
3 жыл бұрын
i mean technoblade never dies sooooooooooooooo
@bubblegumshrimp914
3 жыл бұрын
absolutely
@williamtezen4382
3 жыл бұрын
and he’s going to be a nightmare to deal with with dream at his side
@caslert9868
3 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah but the entire dream smp is scripted but still the 3 either skeletons chasing him was clutch
@Jack-ci6xl
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "It's a 4v1 techno." Techno: "I like those odds."
@t3rmin5tion47
3 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@khron1c
3 жыл бұрын
Noice
@youdontneedtoknowthis177
3 жыл бұрын
And then he beats quackity with some potions and a pickaxe
@ernest5383
3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: dont ever fight a man with a 1400 winstreak on bedwars.
@Lina-bv3iz
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xqSBunWVe3pipoI
@sebisound
3 жыл бұрын
Wilbur: "Can I help?" Techno: "...HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT VIOLENCE?!"
@Celestial_2016
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@celliaputri6658
3 жыл бұрын
Ghostbur voice is heartbreakingly sweet TT
@stanleyurey1013
2 жыл бұрын
"You think death can stop me, Quackity" -Technoblade You will be missed, Techno.
@lad579
Жыл бұрын
sorta sad that death really did stop him
@madison-3325
Жыл бұрын
Did it though?
@lad579
Жыл бұрын
@@madison-3325 yea it did
@noxion4143
Жыл бұрын
@@lad579 A man only truly dies once he's forgotten and Techno will be remembered for a very long time
@That1GenderlessFriend
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies?
@erikm8373
3 жыл бұрын
"If there's one PvP I'm planning to win it's this one" -Quackity, moments before losing that PvP
@zjthegameryt5388
3 жыл бұрын
Poor quackity he never learned from minecraft Monday
@doctor687
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade had iron armor and a pickaxe vs a netherite big Q
@user-rp8fu2vm6x
3 жыл бұрын
Videos taken before disaster
@PunchGod741
3 жыл бұрын
@@doctor687 and q lost lmao
@prayingpatrick9628
3 жыл бұрын
@@PunchGod741 it was scripted
@gab2658
3 жыл бұрын
"he killed a man in L'manberg with a pickaxe. A FUCKING PICKAXE."
@noddlelebowski1074
3 жыл бұрын
TECHNO WICK NEVER DIES
@ryantalley5284
3 жыл бұрын
Wicknoblade
@ruisaltaccount
3 жыл бұрын
HE HAD POTIONS
@gab2658
3 жыл бұрын
@@ruisaltaccount Alex had full enchanted netherite
@ruisaltaccount
3 жыл бұрын
@@gab2658 That's technoblade tho-
@bread5560
3 жыл бұрын
I like how freaked out he was when they showed up saying “I THOUGHT THEY WERE BROKE!” when they using shitty netherite and un enchanted diamond axes with no shields
@IDK-sx9iy
3 жыл бұрын
Well compared to before, thats a lot. After l'manberg fell they were cery broke, so shitty netherite and diamond axes is quite a lot
@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726
3 жыл бұрын
I think that there netherite armour is the armour that techno gave them
@cheesyskin782
3 жыл бұрын
@@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726 for quackity i dont think it is. Mexican dream left the netherite from the revolution in the chest by Tommy's place, it was the same armour Tommy picked up after Logstedshire was destroyed. I think..
@bobyg6365
3 жыл бұрын
They still lost so
@lulhighman3428
3 жыл бұрын
I think they’ve agreed only to use shields in certain battles, it draws fights out too much
@windz_1017
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about Techno. But I am in shock of punz bravery.
@B0TFrosty
3 жыл бұрын
Just because the death warrior retired doesn't mean he has lost his fighting spirit
@Karma-nc8zi
3 жыл бұрын
The beast inside of him was sleeping, not dead
@kkTeaz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Karma-nc8zi having a good rest ya know?
@sensei_monke798
3 жыл бұрын
And they woke up a sleeping giant
@hannahgao5997
3 жыл бұрын
"My name is Technoblade. I'm 21 years old. My house is in the norther snowy terrain, where all the winter villages are, and I am not married. I work as a self-employed manager at my turtle farm. I don't do drugs, but I occasionally drink potions. I make sure I get 14 hours of potato farming everyday no matter what. After having a glass of water and doing about 20 minutes of PvP practices before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. I'm trying to explain that I'm a retired pig who wishes to live a very quiet life. I try to take care not to trouble myself with any enemies that would cause me to lose sleep at night. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
@jashjoshi7922
3 жыл бұрын
Similar to the phrase A lion may have gotten old, but he hasn’t forgotten fighting
@aubrie194
3 жыл бұрын
13:15 - Quackity: **literally threatening to kill Technoblade** His chat: *H* *O* *T*
@aryk5933
3 жыл бұрын
Some people find violence ✨hot✨ because they are MnM's.
@ittybittykibibyte
3 жыл бұрын
@@aryk5933 Or they mean how slow and calm he's talking
@ittybittykibibyte
3 жыл бұрын
@no u Quackity
@Lina-bv3iz
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xqSBunWVe3pipoI
@fuillestmc6435
3 жыл бұрын
Simpsssss
@bujadeejay
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone saying “Techno never dies” while im here saying “Techno never goes below 9.5 hearts”
@trashfighter5556
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, deserves more likes
@bujadeejay
3 жыл бұрын
@@trashfighter5556 here have a cookie 🍪
@trashfighter5556
3 жыл бұрын
@@bujadeejay Ty kind sir 👍
@atomikdoggie8403
3 жыл бұрын
Lies, he drops to 7 hearts before killing everyone 🤣
@bujadeejay
3 жыл бұрын
@@atomikdoggie8403 when? the lowest he was , is when he get thorn dmg after hitting ranboo in court. And even than is 8.5 hearts
@flask223
2 жыл бұрын
He was an excellent streamer, and maybe the best competitive player ever
@caincardy7636
2 жыл бұрын
Wdym was?
@SCP-sd5uu
2 жыл бұрын
@@caincardy7636 He's dead, cancer killed him. o7
@dluce9804
2 жыл бұрын
@@caincardy7636 Alex, who played as Technoblade, died of cancer. But Technoblade Never Dies. He only moved to another server
@xpritulx
Жыл бұрын
@@caincardy7636 He died.
@AnimeFanxD.
11 ай бұрын
Maybe?He is the best competitive player ever
@tokinho_qwerty
3 жыл бұрын
“Today we gain respect by killing technoblade” *lose 4v1* *gets killed by a pig in iron armor and a pickaxe*
@biji_honi
3 жыл бұрын
Techno use the Axe in the PickAxe
@tokinho_qwerty
3 жыл бұрын
@Accuser but that doesnt embarrass them. Doesnt make sense with my comment
@appleenjoyer2727
3 жыл бұрын
@@tokinho_qwerty Maybe it could be formulated as „ *has to take a horse hostage to have a chance to win* „
@tokinho_qwerty
3 жыл бұрын
@Accuser yeah, i hadnt tought it like that. however i would think that making technoblade cooperate shows prowess tbh. it could be frased like the other guy said tho
@floralgems
3 жыл бұрын
TechnoBlade still isn't in his final form... Bet he can take on five peeps with the *Orphan Obliterator* and some potions... No potions of harming...
@greenman784
3 жыл бұрын
When death itself fears Technoblade:
@Case2_0
3 жыл бұрын
Death built a great great wall on the ethereal boarder to keep Techno out
@LOKJAV
3 жыл бұрын
But Technoblade still fears the death of Carl
@aidanarmaggeddon
3 жыл бұрын
@@LOKJAV That's his retirement fund what do you expect
@_username
3 жыл бұрын
@@LOKJAV fossilnet isn't gonna be happy if carl dies
@LOKJAV
3 жыл бұрын
@@_username Oh yes, fossilnet, one the strongest among Technoblade's voices
@sjmonw
3 жыл бұрын
Techno killed Fundy with the "Orphan Oblitarator" *Seems Legit*
@lunatism9714
3 жыл бұрын
😭🤣
@crimsonkyro730
3 жыл бұрын
Hold up-
@zullastorm8864
3 жыл бұрын
I just got it
@kazz5857
3 жыл бұрын
🥲
@kazz5857
3 жыл бұрын
Aditya Bhattacharya wilbur was the father of fundy and wilbur is a ghost now which means fundy is a orphan
@tacoclaus8168
2 жыл бұрын
Techno is the john wick of the server, if he blew a city down to bedrock for threatening carl, imagine what sort of terror he would incite had carl died
@ONE-vt1fz
3 жыл бұрын
“Those that show me kindness shall be repayed with kindness tenfold. Those that show me injustice shall be repayed a thousand times over.” -technoblade
@toootdooot710
3 жыл бұрын
Kill them with bloody
@gsausse8_019
3 жыл бұрын
Citation needed
@yawarakairazar175
3 жыл бұрын
I love that
@yummytea6936
3 жыл бұрын
One of the most wonderful thing I've heard from a pig.
@capsimp3064
3 жыл бұрын
He really lives by those words, and after tommys betrayl, he really repayed that a thousand times over
@pugbutt5959
3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till he screams " I CHOOSE BLOOD" and runs at them
@namesarehardtopick5500
3 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@TheAwesome0Possum
3 жыл бұрын
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@nevadaproto3655
3 жыл бұрын
FOR KHORNE
@Lina-bv3iz
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xqSBunWVe3pipoI.
@nevadaproto3655
3 жыл бұрын
@Carter Steele yup
@shapeswitch_mood7221
3 жыл бұрын
*Technoblade Never Dies* This has never been more true than here.
@kelmirosue3251
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade doesn't die, but he doesn't wish those he cares about to die
@xirfall
3 жыл бұрын
TECNO NEVAA DIIES-
@yourdoinggreatsweetie5288
3 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@_username
3 жыл бұрын
@obliterator deathcon 4 he also fell 100 blocks into the lava, then miraculously land into the fortress i skipped a heartbeat there
@Ironmanhawk
3 жыл бұрын
This messed up not going to lie
@myawelch6133
2 жыл бұрын
I love how you can just here Phil dying of laughter like tho whole time when punz was running around
@justikas.
3 жыл бұрын
if carl died, techno would be so angry he would eliminate the entire server with a snap of a finger
@rocketlanterns
3 жыл бұрын
If Carl died, I don't think techno would be waiting for the plot to summon those 50 Withers on l'manberg and the greater smp
@azueri9187
3 жыл бұрын
HE WOULD BE AN AMGERY
@FunniMillie
3 жыл бұрын
If Carl died, Techno would be....... Inevitable
@paulsd9255
3 жыл бұрын
Never stand between a man and a donation killswitch.
@fahadvahid7663
3 жыл бұрын
Waiting for carl to die so techno can go on a rampage and then after carl gets revived and he gets killed again and then techno goes on another rampage and carl gets revived again and then di...
@aweineshkumar6703
3 жыл бұрын
They litterally got scared and threatened him with his horse But they talked like they would have killed him
@LeKidderface
3 жыл бұрын
Children logic is -100
@leviadams7024
3 жыл бұрын
he was so strong they had to use his horse as a threat
@crane8015
3 жыл бұрын
@@richard-cv8wm you dumb? It's obvious it's scripted, in lore is what we're talking about. Do you watch TV shows and say "man this is so scripted"
@upsettiAF
3 жыл бұрын
@@richard-cv8wm loosely scripted. take for example, the manburg vs pogtopia war was scripted to occur but any side could have won. of course, wilbur would have still blown it up in the end but deaths aren't for the most part planned
@dapiunhappy7909
3 жыл бұрын
"Thats fantastic Ghostur, Thats fantastic I'm about to die Ghostbur." PFFFTTT
@Lina-bv3iz
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xqSBunWVe3pipoI
@ftwgaming0
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lina-bv3iz _no one fucking_ *_cares._*
@celestiaaaa962
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lina-bv3iz im reporting you for spam, and also no one fucking cares
@CrazyDude5
Жыл бұрын
The fact that Techno was going to finish all four of them off in the beginning if it weren't for the horse and the fact that he killed quackery with a PICKAXE shows that he was a true legend. Rest in peace Techno. o7
@Havocc.
3 жыл бұрын
*_Technoblade NEVER DIES_* - _Technoblade The New Art Of War_ The quote of the mighty warrior the righful heir of sun tzu
@jamesredmill5952
3 жыл бұрын
After all these years, Sun Tzu has finally found a worthy warrior to continue his legacy
@usalty6010
3 жыл бұрын
Sun tzu > technoblade
@taterds7858
3 жыл бұрын
@@usalty6010 sun tzu died but technoblade never dies therefore Technoblade > sun tzu
@SammyZu.
3 жыл бұрын
Sun tzu = technoblade
@usalty6010
3 жыл бұрын
I’m just kidding but in minecraft techno never dies but in real life he will
@ggbananaa
3 жыл бұрын
SADist: “imma make this a whole movie”
@lanaa.1
3 жыл бұрын
̳Y̳̳e̳̳s̳
@rudraditya6071
3 жыл бұрын
Watch evanmc gaming story
@Susboyzgamezzz69
3 жыл бұрын
And yet *She* did Edit: welp I'm dumb
@llleau
3 жыл бұрын
@@Susboyzgamezzz69 I’m not 100% sure but isn’t SAD-ist a girl?
@mac__without_cheese5666
3 жыл бұрын
THEY MADE IT SO MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL AND LIKE- IT FELT LIKE A MOVIE SERIOUSLY
@yourtherapist4329
3 жыл бұрын
i love technoblades sound when he says *EHH*
@helo1516
3 жыл бұрын
Having all those villagers has really affected him lmao
@nkobal6264
3 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't
@Dapin.
3 жыл бұрын
Techno when he does some Pro thing: ehh Techno when everyone want to execute him: **CONCERNED EHH INTENSIFIES**
@technobladexdreawwwm3915
3 жыл бұрын
Also hallo
@kkTeaz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dapin. EHHHHHH
@user-em2xl4tf7v
2 жыл бұрын
Quackity: it is four vs one! Technoblade: So it's a fair fight.
@user-lt9yl4ry2b
3 ай бұрын
It's not really a fair fight, it would take more than that to kill techno
@burhanuddinpatrawala
3 жыл бұрын
If someone doesn't believe that Technoblade is unkillable... just show them his 114 xp bar... damn...
@radhikadevi1
3 жыл бұрын
He had more than 200 before
@lordjogonnath6580
3 жыл бұрын
Cool but XisumaVoid from Hermitcraft has had 353 xp. Not by pvping tho. Techno's a god
@whatthewhatthe9117
3 жыл бұрын
Techno doesn’t even have access to this exp farm anymore
@toootdooot710
3 жыл бұрын
@@whatthewhatthe9117 back to the holy kand
@zappy1812
3 жыл бұрын
Lord Jogonnath You don’t get xp from pvping lmao
@mag1c32
3 жыл бұрын
Techno has literally done a 3v21 what were they thinking
@sibarampanda5175
3 жыл бұрын
At that point he didn’t do it yet
@CZORCH
3 жыл бұрын
@@sibarampanda5175 pretty sure they meant MC ultimate. techno and his 2 other teammates did a 3v21
@xen9221
3 жыл бұрын
@@sibarampanda5175 he did it in a Minecraft tournament
@PatrickMcGoo
3 жыл бұрын
@@sibarampanda5175 La,manburg fight was basically that and it happened a long time ago
@fabio5286
3 жыл бұрын
they had calvin in their side, calvin were way better in that tounement then techno
@huntercool2232
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: **Holds Carl at Gunpoint** The Entire Dream SMP Fanbase: “And that’s how Quackity became the main villain.”
@averagegenzguy2751
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah You manipulate Tubbo, you prep to kill Techno and Dream, but you threaten to kill Carl? That's too far man
@alstonyang6435
3 жыл бұрын
E
@yunting9503
3 жыл бұрын
@@averagegenzguy2751 Characters who murder get redemption arcs, but when they start killing innocent animals on-screen? That’s when they’ve gone too far.
@justv7536
2 жыл бұрын
The only reason he wants Carl to live is because someone said they'd stop being subbed to him on Twitch if Carl died That makes it more funny for me
@realaurorien
2 жыл бұрын
sapnap
@minhobabii
2 жыл бұрын
I love how techno opens the door and sees ghostbur "HE'S JUST STANDING THERE" pure comedy 😌
@aleczanderjademartinez7994
3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Technoblade got the Posmortal achievement because he haven't died Edit: sorry about the YET, I just predicted the future lol sorry bruh also rip bros..
@nickkayfabe6147
3 жыл бұрын
He never dies
@thebutton8151
3 жыл бұрын
Wow! I Didnt know!!! Ok no but its obvious
@faze_inaba3254
3 жыл бұрын
that’s because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@ilovejoe_biden
3 жыл бұрын
@ilovecats 209 you shut up kid they didnt know
@bleachedslime9448
3 жыл бұрын
@@ilovejoe_biden they replied to someone who was being sarcastic like bruh shut up
@zoobatzjr371
3 жыл бұрын
"You spawned withers everywhere." He spawned 2. This is why techno hates you guys
@andreiluca8310
3 жыл бұрын
And then there is the second time he attacks and spawn 7 withers XD
@taylorcapone2908
3 жыл бұрын
@@andreiluca8310 I’m pretty sure that was before this event
@adurrehmanwajid2877
3 жыл бұрын
@@taylorcapone2908 it was after, this led to techno eventually teaming up with dream
@hc6128
3 жыл бұрын
Just making sure everyone knows it’s roll play
@theamazingparkerC
3 жыл бұрын
@@andreiluca8310 20*
@100xstacks9
3 жыл бұрын
Getting carl from technoblade is like stealing John Wick's dog.
@coffeewolf5789
3 жыл бұрын
All it brings is death
@storkfejot9845
3 жыл бұрын
@Parasite Nine aight call the other
@stormedapple9317
3 жыл бұрын
Fair play ngl
@yoweh2852
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade chapter 4
@corporalanonymous4589
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@annarajkumar2537
2 жыл бұрын
The fact he didn't lose any heart during the fight is amazing
@r.p4336
3 жыл бұрын
Being in technos stream chat is just “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”
@arbalistofsouls9519
3 жыл бұрын
Big Q has 1 life left
@zthehuman7051
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the « voices » is the chat lol
@PS-vr1uv
3 жыл бұрын
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" "E" "/rainbowchat"
@danhandley8692
3 жыл бұрын
@@zthehuman7051 u were prob joking but the voices are his chat its canon
@RX0_GundamUnicorn
3 жыл бұрын
Yep.... can confirm
@amoriamer8507
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: "please don't make me kill you guys, please just leave" Quackity: "it's four vs one" *it's not 4 vs 1, it's 4 vs the blade.*
@sportsfaniguess154
3 жыл бұрын
So a 4v1000
@bruhmoment-wq5cy
3 жыл бұрын
4 vs 9,000,000
@arcticfox7347
3 жыл бұрын
VERY TRUE
@Bedste-Pande-I-Byen
3 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE
@darthmaul216
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: “I like those odds
@mrexists5400
3 жыл бұрын
I rate that kidnapping a 2/10, i rate that execution a 0/10
@kkTeaz
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't even die L
@SoLongSoph
3 жыл бұрын
I’d rate -1/10 for the execution, they got interrupted by punz, techno escaped twice with help from Dream, and they lost the compass that leads to technoblade’s house. I’d rate it -2 but they did get armor out of it. The kidnapping was accurate
@whathehellisthis
3 жыл бұрын
@@RadR1sh they still had techno gear like sword so i'll add +1
@bababooey8934
3 жыл бұрын
Its literally Italy during ww2. A country ran by a bunch of incompetent bafoons except they have equipment. And technoblade is greece itself.
@PriyaGupta-fc9yf
3 жыл бұрын
So the final verdict is -3/10 overall?
@L3L0UCHZRO
Жыл бұрын
11:28 the definition of technoblade never dies. Thanks King for all the memories you gave us.
@hydrathedaydreamer
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "It's a 4v1 techno." That still doesn't make it even XD
@rozieredz
3 жыл бұрын
He won in a tournament against Dream and conquered a 3v21. What does it take to press this man??? ***This pig, I mean
@sentientpotatoskin2559
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: I like those odds.
@MaskeReiign
3 жыл бұрын
Techno literally won a bedwars game with just his fist, 11-18 kills, and 3 beds broken.
@Danix0024
3 жыл бұрын
I think it's more a 4 v 160421 tbh
@CorgiLife10
3 жыл бұрын
bro the turtle master potion was so good that they didn't do any damage at all to techno
@me1anch0ly_vibez91
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: *trying to escape* Tommy in chat: I only talk to Snapchat girls And deal drugs
@kennithsimmons2961
3 жыл бұрын
Pff- and that’s why he’s my second favorite mcyt
@minustempo6004
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp???
@heddamelan6233
3 жыл бұрын
@@minustempo6004 14:57
@Unknown-zh7kx
3 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahhahh
@jadensoto5378
3 жыл бұрын
Petition to name the pickaxe Techno used to kill Quackity, 「The Jawbreaker」 .
@amyfromdominos2481
3 жыл бұрын
I think he named it tooth pick
@ittybittykibibyte
3 жыл бұрын
@@amyfromdominos2481 OH THATS WHY HE NAMED IT THAT GISBRJA
@anuragmitra9167
3 жыл бұрын
my minecraft trident name is jaw crusher
@balongramos8161
2 жыл бұрын
the fact that technoblade only died once with a totem is incredible he just never dies 11:29
@toalorikan626
2 жыл бұрын
What if the butcher army wanted Techno dead…and God said “HEH?!”
@senorlodenstein
Жыл бұрын
hee hee hee haw
@alanh.790
3 жыл бұрын
The butcher army? more like the butchered army.
@beaverplaying5471
3 жыл бұрын
holy crap you fricking killed them, dude!
@austindreamjouf9218
3 жыл бұрын
Get emm!! Gottttiii
@Fregisafrog
3 жыл бұрын
EEEYYYYYYYYYY
@Thunder-di1by
3 жыл бұрын
Gotttt emmmmm im wheezingg
@nightfury66
3 жыл бұрын
AYYYYYY
@yaz5300
3 жыл бұрын
"Death cannot stop me." Techno is the God of Death in the Dream SMP confirmed?!
@MegaRobloxRules
3 жыл бұрын
Getting mad Kratos vibes here
@charlieharcombe7585
3 жыл бұрын
No. The god of death fears techno
@hugs4bruce496
3 жыл бұрын
techno never dies ✨
@Lina-bv3iz
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xqSBunWVe3pipoI
@ernest5383
3 жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god~~⚔️🩸
@sourmilkcookiedough2.042
3 жыл бұрын
*”did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?”*
@TheWorstNoob
3 жыл бұрын
Emiya Shirou: N A N I ! ?
@somedude8392
Жыл бұрын
"It's 4v1" "And what happened when there were 30 of you"
@advancedsimplicity5356
3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that when Techno was talking about denying the voices asking for blood, he looked right at Ranboo. And then Ranboo looked away. That's some Brandon Sanderson level foreshadowing.
@pizzac5931
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shir
@whackapigeon3583
3 жыл бұрын
While this is scripted, still a great improv lol
@skimaskalx
3 жыл бұрын
ranboo canonically hates eye contact
@adrianrulloda6167
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wobble202 im sorry but nederland?
@nirmala4918
3 жыл бұрын
"That creeper did more damage than the Butcher Army did" - Technoblade, BloodGod
@illumitiDash
3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is techno could easily take them all if he just hid Carl Obviously it’s the script you 4heads, let us dream
@schwarz8614
3 жыл бұрын
Thats the script
@tokinho_qwerty
3 жыл бұрын
He literally took out half of them before quackity remembered he had to threaten carl lmao
@josso0999
3 жыл бұрын
@@tokinho_qwerty that was probably also part of the script
@boiitbespamtongspamton4518
3 жыл бұрын
@@josso0999 Let us just think he forgot and let us have fun
@flintknocks
3 жыл бұрын
@@schwarz8614 no duh, it’s just funny how fucking overpowered techno is
@senpaieditz
2 жыл бұрын
12:37 He said u think death can stop me 😭😭😭😭
@Giagua-
2 жыл бұрын
Even if he Is dead... 😢 he won't stop being the best in Minecraft technoblade never dies! 🐷🕊️
@rafaelbr3563
2 ай бұрын
And it really didn't... His legacy still lives on.
@alekoo_ngdiak
3 жыл бұрын
Home Alone: Technoblade Special
@supernaut.7
3 жыл бұрын
nice joke lol
@apuiaralte2106
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tselmegb7388
3 жыл бұрын
That is very accurate
@williambatman4522
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo i actually laughed so hard at that
@mikeymanfs3138
3 жыл бұрын
Tubbos point of view: we are scared to fight that pig... Techoblade: freaking out...
@Philyshark7
3 жыл бұрын
He killed a man in FULL NETHERITE with a pickaxe
@dominikfrommer7791
3 жыл бұрын
Well it was a netherite pickaxe but it was still really embarrassing for Quackity
@jimmy7249
3 жыл бұрын
All types of pickaxe does the same damage
@dominikfrommer7791
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmy7249 rly? Fuck I didn't know that
@Philyshark7
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmy7249 No they dont
@oiopquatro4846
3 жыл бұрын
it was plot. I mean its impossible
@Nem1ko
2 ай бұрын
Techno opens the door and sees Wilbur: “HES JUST STANDING THERE”
@radioactivetiger2278
3 жыл бұрын
This man killed someone in FULL NETHERITE with a PICK AXE
@ghosthippie8465
3 жыл бұрын
Granted, it was a netherite pickaxe, an enchanted netherite pickaxe.
@radioactivetiger2278
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghosthippie8465 Yes I suppose you're right, yet again quackity had enchanted netherite armor and I diamond axe so I suppose it was the golden apples-
@ghosthippie8465
3 жыл бұрын
@@radioactivetiger2278 that, and he was fighting dream* Edit: technoblade*
@radioactivetiger2278
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghosthippie8465 he's just immortal
@ghosthippie8465
3 жыл бұрын
@@radioactivetiger2278 should have been better prepared
@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity’s swearing is honestly really hit and miss Sometimes it works Sometimes it makes him look like some edgy child
@neilwaghela5051
3 жыл бұрын
Everbody is gangsta until badboyhalo begins swearing...
@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
3 жыл бұрын
@@neilwaghela5051 oh sh-
@Temi222
3 жыл бұрын
@@neilwaghela5051 *fear.jpg*
@powerno4172
3 жыл бұрын
WHAT STREAM IS THIS
@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
3 жыл бұрын
@@powerno4172It’s a lore stream?
@bored9365
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: "Did you really think that by killing me, you would truly make me die?"
@friskdremeurluck7907
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade: please don’t make me kill u. I love how that wasn’t a bluff but an actual plead.
@waterlily7903
3 жыл бұрын
Techno caring and wanting Wilbur to be safe was actually really wholesome in this stream ^-^ “Ghostbur, you gotta get out of here.“ “Oh sorry, I can go if you want me to. Am I in your way?” “No no, you don’t understand. You need to go, there’s- ... _bad men_ coming to kill me.” “Ghostbur, I don’t know what they’ll do to you if they find you here. Please, I don’t want you to get hurt. You gotta get out of here.” ... “I found Technoblade though, he’s been taking care of me ^-^ ” Caring brother Techno
@umairtajin6572
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "We are going to not let you live in one piece. We are going to fuck you up" Techno: *Kills half of their team and doesn't lose a single heart* Also Quackity: Forced to take a horse hostage
@krietvohra2058
3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: has done a 3v21 which is technically 1v7 and still won Quackity: ITS A 1V4
@TypodPikachu
3 жыл бұрын
he had full diamond at that time tho while everyone else barely had a full set of armor
@krietvohra2058
3 жыл бұрын
@@TypodPikachu well here he had potions so it's basically evened out
@nickkayfabe6147
3 жыл бұрын
@@krietvohra2058 Actually he has an even bigger advantage here because the potions are super powerful
@natlhn6768
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickkayfabe6147 even if he didn't use potions, just used fire res or strength the armor is too powerful for him to die, it would get 4 hearts or something
@GeanGetSetGo
Жыл бұрын
Technoblade is so good at pvp that it was his first time using a totem
@shotyew1435
3 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed that techno didn’t say “technoblade never dies” when they tried to execute him
@npcdaniel7761
3 жыл бұрын
Why tell them when he can show them
@toootdooot710
3 жыл бұрын
@@npcdaniel7761 unofficial land
@praisesui-tyan
3 жыл бұрын
A quote from @Queen ''We keep Techno's mind running, silence is never an option. We are the voice of the blade, we are the memory of the blade, we are the support of the blade. We are everything he wants us to be, We are the CHAT ,formerly known as the VOICES . It's a pleasure to meet you. '' -Chat E
@ascalon22
3 жыл бұрын
E
@teabee2968
3 жыл бұрын
E
@teabee2968
3 жыл бұрын
For the blood gods
@neat6493
3 жыл бұрын
E
@wastedpotential9945
3 жыл бұрын
E
@christianoseepersad917
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity"its a 4v1 you cant win" Technoblade"oh god im sooooo scared,kills 2 of them taking no hearts "Quackity oh god take his horse!!
@TenBillionAnts
3 жыл бұрын
The thing is that even with the horse hostage, Quakity had half health and no one else was close enough to help him kill the horse, not to mention that he has no idea how to crit or charge swings. Techno had ender pearls and strength was still on. If it wasn't for the script that maneuver would've meant nothing.
@mobilegamesonly3170
3 жыл бұрын
@@TenBillionAnts imo without the script techno would charge Carl, quackity would get off to kill Carl, and techno would jump on Carl and leave (Carl has 13 hearts) and techno has speed pots
@thek6410
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how quick this fight would be over if Quackity didn’t take Carl Like I’ve never seen the other POVs and their hearts are dropping so quickly
@burtburt9321
3 жыл бұрын
Take a drink every time quackity says techno
@RR-uh1of
3 жыл бұрын
Or I'll do 1 push-ups
@nikki.9700
3 жыл бұрын
id rather not get alcohol poisoning
@ProfessorWeird
3 жыл бұрын
The is of you me okay?
@headbang1162
3 жыл бұрын
My whole body would be diluted
@owoshrek1817
3 жыл бұрын
I've done it. Now im drunk. I was drinking normal water.
@Da-choppa
3 жыл бұрын
Techno: "armed with iron armour, a netherite pick, gapple and potions," Qauckity: "armed in full netherite with prot four with a diamond axe," Techno: *wins anyway*
@Da-choppa
3 жыл бұрын
@monc hilqs you do know what a joke comment is? I'm a fucking minecraft veteran, you think I don't know this?
@spring0h430
3 жыл бұрын
chill
@deadaccounta5809
3 жыл бұрын
@@Da-choppa where tf is the joke? theres no joke because technoblade won, a joke is something satire
@notavailable8232
3 жыл бұрын
@@deadaccounta5809 word these kids these days get caught lackin and they just say “iT wAs a jOKe r/wOoSh lOl iT’S a jOkE” despite it not being funny at all and was attempt to d ride techno
@4RL3_CCH1N0
3 жыл бұрын
@monc hilqs bro techno is brainy bro quakity is actually suited up 1 piece of techno armor
@witchBoi_Connor
3 жыл бұрын
I love ghostbur through this “Techno, I’ve named him ‘Friend’ :D"
@DVQGuy18
2 жыл бұрын
friend :]
@harvanjotsingh8981
2 жыл бұрын
friend :]
@dumsorta6175
2 жыл бұрын
Friend :]
@iiashxlie
2 жыл бұрын
friend :]
@snowystoopy7451
2 жыл бұрын
Friend :]
@TheOriginalStarwalker64
9 ай бұрын
"It's 4 versus 1, Techno." "I like those odds." I miss him. He had the hardest lines
@sylviea2288
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but like everyone’s talking about how technoblade never dies which is 100% true, BUT what about punz like I was not expecting that.
@AdarshSingh-do7xg
3 жыл бұрын
it was all planned
@sylviea2288
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdarshSingh-do7xg I know that I’m not dumb, it’s kind of like watching a live Netflix show or something it’s planned out but it still surprises you.
@straightmalecaucasian1453
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdarshSingh-do7xg i don't think the punz thing was planned. Punz didn't influence the plot in the slightest and they only plan out the parts that do, small things in between just happen
@11Survivor
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdarshSingh-do7xg oh damn really? Next you'll be telling me The Mandolorian on Disney+ is planned
@chimkinnugget7134
3 жыл бұрын
Well they needed a distraction somehow for dream to get Carl so I think punz did that
@So1usStreams
3 жыл бұрын
14:10 I like how techno still won against quackity even if quackity had netherite set and diamond axe while techno won with a pickaxe on iron set.
@ungrimm741
3 жыл бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@maskboy2743
3 жыл бұрын
potioons helped him too but alright
@avatoraaengthelostairbende6682
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Having 2 Or 1 Canon Life Lmao -This Post Was Made By TechnoBlade Gang
@whyamilagging5473
3 жыл бұрын
Techno has Big Brain
@insghTLIVE
3 жыл бұрын
They literally made only ½ heart damage to techoblade and that is when techo is hunger hahaha lol
@turtlesarecool
3 жыл бұрын
I think he used turtle master potions so he took way less damage and used speed pots to counter the slowness.
@ThomasonCG
3 жыл бұрын
@@turtlesarecool yeah it gave resistance 4 i think
@lorekeeper685
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasonCG 3 %60 dr it gives slowness 4
@donttellthem2280
3 жыл бұрын
When techno is hunger he has the most KOs on orphans
@racheldot
3 жыл бұрын
please 😭 why is no one talking abt the fact that quality literally fell out of bed onto the floor lmao I found that bit so funny
@fabuella3790
3 жыл бұрын
Dream was just like “yeah I’m not apart of this but imma help him and get his horse out of this ditch”
@gogusolosyobum
3 жыл бұрын
Techno and dream make a very dangerous duo Techo the killing expert while dream on the other side has big iq to help techno to get away with it
@darksev.6468
3 жыл бұрын
Is this why Tommy said Techno owes him a favour and thinks he'll help him escape prison?
@user-en9ue8gt4x
3 жыл бұрын
@@darksev.6468 actually yes. Dream literally saved Techno from his death
@dhanx._.20
3 жыл бұрын
@@darksev.6468 Dream account: played by Drista: /gamemode creative
@facade2027
3 жыл бұрын
Punz is a seeiously underrated fighter too
@Unknown-zh7kx
3 жыл бұрын
If I ever see them i would die..
@sirius2447
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: I AM GONNA KILL U Techno: *Kills him with pickaxe*
@mdc9124
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he would’ve gotten destroyed if he didn’t have those potions
@hijustacommenter10yearsand10
3 жыл бұрын
@@mdc9124 Also to be fair he doesn’t have netherite armour, and also armed with a pickaxe
@mdc9124
3 жыл бұрын
@@hijustacommenter10yearsand10 I know just saying it’s not 100% skill
@hijustacommenter10yearsand10
3 жыл бұрын
@@mdc9124 50% skill 30% potions 20% plot armour
@marfit77
3 жыл бұрын
@@hijustacommenter10yearsand10 I think Quackity threw out the script there and just wanted to kill Technoblade to plot armor is out
@chrisultimedia
3 жыл бұрын
The Blade is extremely good at pvp its satifying seeing him fight
@abhishek-uf5oo
2 жыл бұрын
Not much actually if u see the real PVPers, like Lunar players and
@abhishek-uf5oo
2 жыл бұрын
Lunar players can clap him
@zaidengeo
2 жыл бұрын
@@abhishek-uf5oo u r funny
@gabrieltang1776
3 жыл бұрын
"Listen, you guys. I've gone to so much effort over the past month to change my violent ways... Please. PLEASE don't make me kill all of you. PLEASE just leave." They should've listened to him.
@foodconnoisseur6333
3 жыл бұрын
That just hit different
@witherwolf3316
3 жыл бұрын
Philza: "Shipmaster, they outnumber us three to one." Technoblade: "Then it is an even fight."
@rapzkie392
3 жыл бұрын
He's actually at a disadvantage. 4-1 fight? C'mon
@rapzkie392
3 жыл бұрын
I meant them, not techno
@meeeeperbob
3 жыл бұрын
"r-remember how humans used to hunt in prehistoric times?"
@axismic4253
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@razor5906
3 жыл бұрын
no... he will end us All
@KingPAXO17
Жыл бұрын
" I have a pickaxe and I'm going to put it through ur teeth" Bro it was a netherite armour vs iron armour
@iplay4459
3 жыл бұрын
These guys will never understand that Techno never die
@fleengusjaleembus2075
3 жыл бұрын
Its not his kind of thing dying is NEEEERRRRRDDDD
@bosschair2453
3 жыл бұрын
@@fleengusjaleembus2075 bruh when i saw your pfp i thought i had already commented on this, and just had no recollection of ever doing it
@samuraininja9128
3 жыл бұрын
@@bosschair2453 lmfao
@cubeguy2844
3 жыл бұрын
I always think i am a dream stans since i dont like techno But now, techno is not an ordinary pig
@jamaldequavious8272
3 жыл бұрын
these
@Blade_Wrath
3 жыл бұрын
"Technoblade looked at the four hunters." "He breathed deep, and said..." "There's no other way..." "As he throws down his potions, his eyes glowed red." "... I CHOOSE BLOOD!"
@technoslastpotatoe2321
3 жыл бұрын
Shawty this is hog hunt
@The-Devils-Advocate
3 жыл бұрын
eh kinda cringe
@camerongilbertson4738
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds familiar
@getoutofmy_sight7785
3 жыл бұрын
@@The-Devils-Advocate ur kinda cringe
@The-Devils-Advocate
3 жыл бұрын
@@getoutofmy_sight7785 Well, you see, unlike some, I realize that.
@JankySales
3 жыл бұрын
I love how in tense situations techno just goes... ‘HEH?’
@chickennumgit1055
3 жыл бұрын
I want mojang to make that as the illager noise
@Opticor-
3 жыл бұрын
I love how how they thought a man who won sky wars more Than 500 times in a row thought they would win
@kenjisaku678
3 жыл бұрын
He’s a noble man. He put his life in danger just to save the horse. He’s like an anime M/C
@Red_was_The_Imposter
3 жыл бұрын
Oho you don't wanna know what happens when his horse dies
@kenjisaku678
3 жыл бұрын
What’s gonna happen? It’s just a horse.
@Red_was_The_Imposter
3 жыл бұрын
@@kenjisaku678 not just a horse
@kenjisaku678
3 жыл бұрын
His favorite horse?
@amonguslover7043
3 жыл бұрын
The new mc is here
@hexi8488
3 жыл бұрын
Quackity : Tries to kill techno Techno with a pickaxe : *You underestimated my power*
@clayyyed
3 жыл бұрын
Dream and Techno together is an unstoppable force.
@AdarshSingh-do7xg
3 жыл бұрын
it's like seeing two Gods together
@clayyyed
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdarshSingh-do7xg i agree
@neelamchoudhary5940
3 жыл бұрын
Techno alone is a unstoppable force dream just makes it faster
@symphora4454
3 жыл бұрын
This makes me think that Techno is gonna save Dream and destroy L'manburg fully and kill everyone except for Phil.
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