Theo is nice to Lee. I appreciate that right there
@alcabins2722
7 жыл бұрын
taylorjaquez lol he got at him once it was funny he called a well fed gerbil lmao
@bailey9fuk
7 жыл бұрын
you talk about Lee as if he's autistic lol
@megaman5k
7 жыл бұрын
taylorjaquez Wheeler Walker was an asshole to him.
@gimmedaloot8168
7 жыл бұрын
J Bone he's so fat and dumb looking he's off limits, it's too easy
@taylorjaquez
7 жыл бұрын
J Bone Na just most people are jerks to the guy
@RustyScud
6 жыл бұрын
These 3 have a great dynamic. I like how Lee gets involved too.
@sasukeuchiha8801
Жыл бұрын
He has no choice considering where he's sitting. It's not a Jamie situation where he ain't sitting at the same table as Joe Rogan and the guest. It'd be awkward if Lee wasn't involved
@alexjoseph4665
7 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Theo. I'll be 4 months clean from heroin on the 23rd.
@tyrionlannister4805
7 жыл бұрын
Alex Joseph congrats bro
@haydenm2397
7 жыл бұрын
Alex Joseph fuck yeah you go bro! Take that life back
@mikeoutdoors4729
6 жыл бұрын
Congrats, stick with it big bro
@str8frmthacr8
6 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, brother! that's awesome! I don't know you, but i'm proud of you and I know you're gonna stay clean. Again, congrats. Happy for you!
@brettcarlini720
6 жыл бұрын
Still clean?
@CZRXCZR
7 жыл бұрын
Theo the type a nigga to rock a tremendous mullet
@Ian-ci8or
7 жыл бұрын
When I grew up in the 70s ,the only haircut to get was the mullet, fond memories.Sunburn on the back of neck; never.Mullets rock
@BBANGELL
7 жыл бұрын
CZRXCZR lmaaao
@tigermaskly
6 жыл бұрын
Nah the 70s was all about the shag... 80s is when the mullet came to be.
@s1cario411
3 ай бұрын
lmao
@nathanielzubrycki2553
Ай бұрын
foreshadowing
@senseicorey9979
7 жыл бұрын
Uncle joey is the best person I was every introduced to through JRE, Theo is the best Ive learned about through the church
@senseicorey9979
7 жыл бұрын
JP was an epic find as well, good call
@danielames3939
7 жыл бұрын
Sensei Corey Agreed.
@senseicorey9979
7 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I have a hard time listening to Joe's pod cast now...
@101thecallahan
7 жыл бұрын
Byrdman 51/50 can u imagine if u said that to his face XD
@bobyrd4386
7 жыл бұрын
101thecallahan I would bruh, u don't me bruh lol... No man fears me bruh I know there plenty of dudes can kick my ass and fuck me up, but I'm not scared of no man the only things I fear is God and something or something that threatens the life of my family whether that be a disease or something like that a human being or whatever and I put that on my life..
@rhinoproof
7 жыл бұрын
Theo national fuckin treasure Von!
@teeniebeenie8774
7 жыл бұрын
which one is he?
@Difficultfuckhead
7 жыл бұрын
The scummiest scum in commie town....
@NeoVoodooTech
6 жыл бұрын
I need a 2 hour stoner comedy flick starring Theo Von and Joey Diaz where Theo has to move from the south to up north with his crazy uncle. Hollywood get on it! Gotta have a Lee and Joe Rogan cameo as well.
@SunG0D936
4 жыл бұрын
NeoVoodooTech lee can be the uncle joeys sort of sidekick character depending on what joeys deal is in the movie
@wawazaza1785
4 жыл бұрын
lee should be theos cousin or somethin
@Swithyyyy
3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan could be the Ring Leader at a fucked up carnival that they end up at on LSD, and Lee Syatt could be a human cannonball, “The Flying Jew”
@chrisgarcia8592
3 жыл бұрын
I could do background work as the Mo-Mo in the back
@didisaythat4230
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a stoner flick.. the joe rogan cameo is bad idea I think. I just think that cameo would take you out of the movie.
@Ashley_Schaeffer
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Theo pissed in "some ladies" bed when he was clearly in his 30s is one of my favorite things about him...
@christopherkotsopoulos701
4 жыл бұрын
"I remember google searching to make sure I was still alive" - Theo Von
@miamiheatbaby87
5 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is pure energy of positivity. Has a heart of gold and he is hilarious. Something special about him.
@jassejayden.9210
3 жыл бұрын
I feel that..guess cause his the realest out there
@b.f.skinner4383
6 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo Von has the vernacular of a southern gentleman but then keeps it real like coco Diaz
@pryx4661
3 жыл бұрын
I never voted for #POTUS before. I humbly voted for the first time for Donald Trump to stop the spread of socialism. To keep our taxes down. To bring back our troops. To bring back our jobs. To keep gas prices down. To protect our freedom #thereelection
@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao how do you picture a southern gentleman?
@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc
3 жыл бұрын
@@pryx4661 it's too late, they won and they are going to make sure they never win again. People did too little when it mattered.
@chrisgarcia8592
3 жыл бұрын
@@pryx4661 happy trails shit heel 😂😂
@memcore1312
26 күн бұрын
@@pryx4661either mentally ill or a bot
@familyjewels333
7 жыл бұрын
Theo seriously is a blessing in my life and in my opinion to humanity. God bless that corn hole sniffing cootie catcher...
@Difficultfuckhead
7 жыл бұрын
FINGER HIS TANGERINE STINK HOLE! #commiescum
@avarey8411
6 жыл бұрын
Theo hangin out by himself, getting high, trying on tangerine vests to Aerosmith, making milkshakes and shit..so tragic and hysterical.
@JohnKuehn
7 жыл бұрын
42:04 That my friend, is the face of someone experiencing a different universe.
@dreamcatcher6164
5 жыл бұрын
JohnMcKoon I laughed so hard I cried then almost choked!
@MrProfitsOFDoom
4 жыл бұрын
JohnMcKoon goddamn uncle Joey was FUCKED up
@nateTheNomad23
4 жыл бұрын
Almost choked laughing as well. Unexpectedly hilarious and too true.
@christopherkotsopoulos701
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing. I laughed until my voice cracked.
@DSVN23
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@glennt4118
7 жыл бұрын
$25 to go see a Asian ? This podcast was the best for a long time
@ElTapaclavo
7 жыл бұрын
Theo is hands down the best guest on The Church, and I've seen every episode from day one. He's a sweetheart without an ego, and he has such an interesting take on things. I wish him nothing but success on his journey.
@ChrisHersey
3 ай бұрын
Still coming back here for some Church wisdom!
@bigpeeks4764
6 жыл бұрын
I can totally see Joe Rogan being weirded out about coke
@Sneak248
4 жыл бұрын
Science Fiction 😂😂😂😂
@trespasscomplex
4 жыл бұрын
@Science Fiction hahahhaha
@BrianMikasa
7 жыл бұрын
When is Jamie coming over to dial in the compression and limiting on Joey's mic. Gotta put my ear to the TV every time Joey decides to talk like a fuckin sneaky mouse.
@TCarter_88
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t y’all just Shut up and enjoy a free show
@ext93
2 жыл бұрын
@@TCarter_88 we just want to hear Joey. When he does his whisper voice the volume needs cranked, then my ears get blown out when theo starts talking. But anyway it's like 5 years later so I'm bitxhing about nothing. R.i.p. church
@michaeldonahue4600
Жыл бұрын
Theo has so much respect for everybody. Such a decent human being.
@tkcaapi2876
7 жыл бұрын
"the universe knows when youre on acid...things will happen that have NEVER happened before...😀🤤🤓😃😥" this is so true!
@chill6720
5 жыл бұрын
Why the crying emoji friendo? Hope all is well
@mikeoxsbigg1
3 жыл бұрын
Very true.
@xmikex902x
7 жыл бұрын
Joey "Let's have a guest on so I can have him listen to me talk about my life in the 80s" Diaz
@SaltedTurkey
7 жыл бұрын
xmikex902x yup, that's the best part about it
@fograw5
7 жыл бұрын
xmike " the guy who will never amount to anything other than some youtube comment troll and will die unknown and unloved" x902x
@haydenm2397
7 жыл бұрын
Brian Tan that's a little brutal
@robredo9852
7 жыл бұрын
Pretty much this. I dont know how the guy hasnt run out of stories yet. 500 podcasts at about 2hrs each and hes still going. Makes me wonder how much is exaggerated! I wonder what he would talk about if he had really conservative guests on the show. Now that I would watch.
@robredo9852
7 жыл бұрын
Who said you cant have a life and also listen to podcasts? Theres 24hrs in a day mate, im sure if u tried you could fit in a 2hr podcast every now and then. Not that difficult. Btw i like Joey, but I just thought the original comment was spot on and so do many others.
@kevinnix5122
7 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what to say... I listen to every episode of the church and this one reminded why. You guys are so honest about the times in life that matter the most, the trying times. Thank you so much for being so real about all of your valleys because it helps all of us know that we can come through it and reach a mountain.
@stormcorrosion176
6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Nix true brother
@MrTurkgod
3 жыл бұрын
“I’d have to think about it more with a therapist” hahahahahaha had my dying
@BigPeniswealthy
7 жыл бұрын
Toms diner is the song in the beginning
@louduva9849
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@cdawg1cdawg165
Жыл бұрын
Hearing Joey's extensive education on the mafia and the witness relocation program really makes me think he did more then he tells us
@c0ldbrew4
Жыл бұрын
maybe that's why he's always reciting the dates of his stories, they're alibis.
@cdawg1cdawg165
Жыл бұрын
@@c0ldbrew4TRUE I never thought of that! I always wondered why he always remember dates so well, I can't even remember what year it is sometimes 🤣
@bionicnichola9251
Жыл бұрын
He maybe did but I think he's a very clever man. That's alot of time and dates to remember for the average ever person. He's quite smart!
@ericcoleman288
6 жыл бұрын
I almost died when he told the story of cooking pizza in the dryer
@ReallySharpp
7 жыл бұрын
Theo's "neck thoughts" story on the last podcast he was on is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
@jhonnycultura4455
6 жыл бұрын
With that scarf he looks like Chris Jericho
@EshuOdara21
7 жыл бұрын
his description of an acid trip is absolutely 100% right on the money. been there done that many a night. even the part about having some stranger come up to you with some weird comment
@traviscorneille3241
5 ай бұрын
Its really nice to see true friendship and respect between real dudes like this is hard to find sometimes, much love.
@Rex_Colt
7 жыл бұрын
Theo "Yeah" Von
@onraj9mm
4 жыл бұрын
You know
@addospero822
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@TheVitinhoSR
5 жыл бұрын
42:05 the face Joey makes when Lee talks about standing up in front of the tank made me laugh
@scottysatpanalysis
3 ай бұрын
Bros a fish
@redrobot001
7 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey got that "goin Deep" slack jaw face 42:10
@jlight0037
6 жыл бұрын
Lol, wrote a comment, then found someone already mentioned it.
@CRR123
5 жыл бұрын
Looks like he had a stroke out
@TheKingOfBeans
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to know what he was thinking at that moment
@kwader_1404
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKingOfBeans bouldah colorado 1983
@SkankHunt007
6 жыл бұрын
"You gotta think like a murderer, bro. You're thinkin like a civilian." -Theo Von
@dylantuf6228
3 жыл бұрын
Then he apologizes. Cuz he wasnt tryna be rude lol
@mariodelaguardia8649
7 жыл бұрын
uncle joey is the only person in the world that has expressed the same idea that I have about when you are on acid crazy things happen that seem to happen because you are tripping and wouldn't happen otherwise.
@M6A6T6T
Жыл бұрын
I like when lee talks about the buy with one eyeball and they just totally ignore him hahahah
@meowhannah1
5 жыл бұрын
“Hunting wizards with your face” yea that sounds like acid
@K.V.P14
Жыл бұрын
Been listening to jre, the church , the joint, YMH , TPW,TFATK, BBMMP for the last 4years and I've got to say Theo and Joeys / theos and rogans , conversations are the best !!! Theo gets the best laughs out of them !! PRAISE GOD BABY!!! GANG GANG!
@tylerfranks7766
9 ай бұрын
Gang gang every time I seen him the meme of him on finding Nemo pops in my head lmaoo 😂😂
@YOUNGBRADLEY
4 жыл бұрын
I been listening to all the episodes with Theo Von
@100_mph
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@luisalcala5209
2 жыл бұрын
i just finished this one and about to do the same
@keitamills7477
6 жыл бұрын
Theo can't bring up any without Joey butting in to whisper about coke.
@coliimusic
5 жыл бұрын
Found a Rogan Fan
@-AyeYallThereGoLaFlare-
4 жыл бұрын
Pam S he cant talk about his athletic accomplishments. Almost his accomplishments were in the streets. The rest of his life was probably boring as a mf. Ain’t worth talking
@elannikkel
7 жыл бұрын
I love every podcast theo has been in. awesome dude
@seanmo456
7 жыл бұрын
Theo is one of the funniest guys I've ever heard.
@LetsGoGetThem
4 жыл бұрын
"Bookmaking" Lee: "I could do that"
@liquideagle6884
7 жыл бұрын
Ive become a huge Theo Von fan. This dude reminds of friends I had when was 11 years old. Just makes me laughs constantly.
@ashtonshelton8584
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought the same about him!!!!!
@brandbil22
7 жыл бұрын
fuck yes theo!
@BlazeIsBOSS
7 жыл бұрын
Theo and joey are magic, my two favorite comedians and podcasters.
@CeezayNic
2 жыл бұрын
In the future, we will look back at these podcast and will be astonished of how far we've come in our own lives. How wonderful.
@mikehawk8276
7 жыл бұрын
I think I'd put Theo on my top ten comedian list right now at the moment
@trillflaco
2 жыл бұрын
pause at 42:05 look at joey 🤣
@falasteeny2745
4 жыл бұрын
Still watching this in 2020! The Church never gets old
@ALLdoughVARGAS
4 жыл бұрын
my favorite. joey and theo are on fire in this one. FYI: Theo Von is HILARIOUS on this one. He seems to feel very comfortable so everything he says comes out just "Perfecto".
@cripnamedblood
7 жыл бұрын
johnny hummas... that killed me
@DrMantisToboggan2005
7 жыл бұрын
Lee > Redban
@ResolvedGrayness
6 жыл бұрын
everyone>redban
@JustFun-bm8dz
6 жыл бұрын
Joey gets so High, and fun to listen too. Love this podcast.
@TheJbo614
5 жыл бұрын
I FEEL THE LOVE FROM JOEY, HE SEEMS GENUINE AND FULL OF WISDOM, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING. YOU GUYS ARE THE COOLEST DUDES EVER! KEEP IT UP ALL OF YOU. WITH LOVE FROM COLUMBUS OHIO.
@CaptainLog
5 жыл бұрын
Man, I’d run a book with this crew. Joey makes it sound comforting and easy.
@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc
3 жыл бұрын
You just walk up and shoot him and walk away. Aim for his shoes and you'll he fine man. Not even a big deal. Get it done come back here drop the gun off I bought it private sale from some dude no one knows anything, we will smoke a couple js and you'll go home and sleep like a baby. You got this.
@jakevincent6379
4 жыл бұрын
“...you got think like a murderer bra...” Theo is one of the best guests ever on this show.
@dylantuf6228
3 жыл бұрын
Then he says sorry. For coming off rude lol
@zeebone1931
7 жыл бұрын
Finally! Joey and Theo together again, this is a thing of beauty!
@EatYourMakeup
3 жыл бұрын
Picturing Theo trying on vests while listening to Aerosmith 😂
@kamdaddyof280
3 жыл бұрын
Lee and Theo should start their own podcast!
@garrettgmc96
5 жыл бұрын
42:09 JOEY is buffering
@SlaveofTheMostGracious
3 жыл бұрын
L.O.....A.....D.I.N.G
@shawndrag1009
3 жыл бұрын
Joey - "They hang em in the shower to bleed out" Theo - "for sorcery?" 😂🤣 Had me dieing!
@ryanmeeks4667
5 жыл бұрын
Every podcast they do together is incredible.
@jhughes19851
7 жыл бұрын
He is so fuckin weird but in the best most lovable way
@thanosdarkseid8695
7 жыл бұрын
he's a legit unique comic! #2 in my book, after bill burr, theo von has a way with words...
@Jchamp443
5 жыл бұрын
Wow this one totally hit home uncle...I can relate 100 percent to the drugs bit..love from DC /Bmore
@justchillin5373
Жыл бұрын
For sorcery? The most theo thing I've heard since "musclehampster"
@TheJbo614
5 жыл бұрын
Definitely the only podcast i listen to on a daily. You should too!!!
@kobysef3115
4 жыл бұрын
Theo 'i wet the bed every once in awhile' Von
@mcjones853
5 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve watched this pod cast. Love the dude on the left laugh. Lol. He is a trip. Of course so is Theo and Joey.
@joboee
7 жыл бұрын
Theo and Uncle Joey are my favorite episodes! I still think the one where they were doing mushrooms is the funniest podcast of all time
@xtremezone3820
4 жыл бұрын
Joey looks like "Jabba The Hutt" from Star Wars...
@robertrigertjr.4943
4 жыл бұрын
Theo with that innocent spirit Lee also. Joey strait up dark.
@wiseguy8151
7 жыл бұрын
Joey? we love the stories but damn let Theo tell some too
@jgirl345
Жыл бұрын
I'm 3 years clean and I can relate to this conversation so hard and it's something that I can never understand until u have been through it
@MrJohnMarbles
7 жыл бұрын
love theo on here ^^ thanks
@derekmyers7880
7 жыл бұрын
He made a day out of going to see his first Asian person lol
@priscilla6977
7 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is so hilarious, fucken love Joey and Theo combo with the flying Jew. Theo has such a unique personality, I'm so happy you got clean. Loyal to the Church!!!!
@blublockchris
6 жыл бұрын
"it's breast feeding my heart right now" lmao
@tarheeltx1
6 жыл бұрын
Theo Von and Jim Florentine are some of the best guests
@Milan_Smidt
5 жыл бұрын
The Church Of What's Happening In The 80's
@luisattack
Жыл бұрын
Theo has got to be one of the most respectful guests especially toward lee gotta love it
@antonios1799
6 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite guests
@bobbowie9350
7 жыл бұрын
Church of living in the past!!
@betogarzzz6392
7 жыл бұрын
church of whats happening in 1980
@1990sodapop
6 жыл бұрын
Baba Booey back in Boulder in 82 on first and second Street ....
@MasterGuero
7 жыл бұрын
Joey quit blow but is still addicted to weed. He smokes and eats astronomical amounts of THC.
@bobbys9824
5 жыл бұрын
This makes me wanna buy an 8-Ball.... Brb
@loganwingler192
Жыл бұрын
So.... we're all gonna ignore that, with an unusually straight face, Theo admitted to killing people when he was younger... @35:28
@BLACK05GO1
7 жыл бұрын
Tell Lee the biggest difference between hard drugs (coke, narcotics, speed, etc) and food addiction is the withdrawal effects. Once you get hooked on serious drugs (the longer you've been on it and the amount you take daily is important) it's extremely hard to stop because you'll get very sick. You get so sick (like having a bad case of the Flu) that you are afraid to stop. So you keep getting "high" everyday so you won't get sick. That's the trap. You're constantly getting "high" so you don't get sick. I'm talking about people that are daily users (7 days a week habit). Also, I am not talking about weed. Weed doesn't do this. If you're a casual user (like Theo mentioned) just getting "high" once or twice a week you aren't in the "trap" yet and you can easily stop without much withdrawal symptoms. Serious drug users must get high everyday. If they don't, they'll get very sick.
@ZeeMatrix
3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@vaiparaocaralhovai-tefoder5621
2 жыл бұрын
Weed definitely does this if you use a lot for a long time in my experiences
@debbiebasche7760
Жыл бұрын
Rookies...
@glennt4118
7 жыл бұрын
Theo " I always liked people who had one eye " WTF ?
@noeflores9127
7 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is by far the best guest in any podcast
@wickedwildwezt
5 ай бұрын
Joey dropping a N Bomb in the first 5 minutes im dying laughing lmao
@kriggy11490
4 жыл бұрын
The urge of any addiction to me feels like an OCD thought you cant shake
@dylantuf6228
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it gets to point where you know in a rational way you don't need it, but your mind won't accept that. Your mind tells your body to crave it. It's all a mental thibg.
@kriggy11490
3 жыл бұрын
@@dylantuf6228 it does get very physical too. You can withdrawal from a ton of different substances including anti-depressants. Though some detoxes are much more mild than others.
@JWB86
3 жыл бұрын
@@kriggy11490 addiction is a curse, a constant grey cloud that's always hovering above you
@konvaljen2
7 жыл бұрын
Theo never dissapoints
@reecegraves3738
2 жыл бұрын
Except when he didn’t finish the cocaine vest story 😕
@reecegraves3738
2 жыл бұрын
He told the vest story on rogan so well, not so well here..
@jimhenry3383
3 жыл бұрын
21:16 ...... Joey’s reaction when theo asks how good was the farina back in the days. 😆 😆 😆
@GS-go9qq
6 жыл бұрын
"Were there neighbours or no?" "Neighbours bro, you think they're gonna have neighbours and do that Lee? You've gotta think like a murderer bro"
@art_by_ngl7128
7 жыл бұрын
Love my hamster homeboy Theo !
@zioslayer6987
6 жыл бұрын
Art_By_ NGL 😂😂😂
@Twisted_utopia
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Coco and Rogan for putting theo von on. My new favorite comic. Totally original. Laugh my ass off. Lee Syatt is a G. The mental wars you go through on edibles is a test of strength. He may be a muscle hamster but I love that dude and this show wouldn't work without him. He's only gonna grow. In 5 years he will have some confidence when he realizes that anyone he admires could never handle what he has gone through with edibles at that high and dose with no tolerance so soon. I know the struggle. Can't wait to see him banging a supermodel and talking shit to people when he realizes himself all around. And he still has morals in LA which is a feat itself. #leesyattforpresident
@Rxbin.Banx801
8 ай бұрын
1:00:07 😂the way Theo says BEAUTIFUL SALADS HUH😂😂
@megabarf20
7 жыл бұрын
Epic trio right here
@MormonMustang_
6 жыл бұрын
56:48 on lsd... "cooked a medium pizza in my buddy's dryer one time" .... rolling in tears.
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