I think everyone should have a course to operate any boat like a driving test for cars so they know how to operate a boat.
@larrycarr6545
11 ай бұрын
They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.
@andrewlong6825
5 ай бұрын
In some states, you have to.
@rowanwhitewolf5712
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely the BEST CHIT SHOW on You Tube!!! Rock on Alfred, we love ya bro!!!!!
@loucollazo4931
Ай бұрын
". . . they're going to use him as a ramp" made me spit my coffee out
@otway00
Жыл бұрын
Use to run a marinna years ago. Most dangerous thing I heard on a daily basis was people telling me that they had been sailing all their life
@MarkH10
Жыл бұрын
That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius. He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.
@CaptTetanus
Жыл бұрын
I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!
@johnvalentino1698
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !
@largol33t1
2 жыл бұрын
There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...
@Ray56z
2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.
@dmacarthur5356
2 жыл бұрын
@@largol33t1 Credit Card Captains! lol, stealing that one
@wlombardo31
Жыл бұрын
If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...
@phoenixmistertwo8815
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading. As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.
@marksiegfried2757
Жыл бұрын
I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO
@pauljoseph8338
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred is a national treasure. Cuba’s loss, America’s gain. We love you, Alfred!!!
@paddlestandingup
2 жыл бұрын
one of the very channels on KZitem.
@mikerob2134
7 ай бұрын
Opinions vary…
@theangrybass3389
2 жыл бұрын
“Wait for it” … 😂 Alfred, I want a T Shirt that says that
@davemetz7368
2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have one. Alfred should Trademark the phrase !!
@christopherjohnson1895
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !
@bonniejosavland3227
11 ай бұрын
It’s had not to look at car wrecks too😳😂
@phil7202
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred great stuff, but I have to say it's amazing how many people don't know how to handle a boat, WAAAAIT FOR IT!!!!
@elcajondavid1
2 жыл бұрын
I think people get impatient and then it leads to panic.
@TundraTalk76
2 жыл бұрын
We all have OH CRAP moments in boating, but I simply recalibrate my approach and restart if needed. 99% of the time non issues at all
@Dakota-dh3dr
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when people put in neutral and still try to turn or blow out reverse instantly
@TundraTalk76
2 жыл бұрын
Haha,I see that every season 😎
@largol33t1
2 жыл бұрын
3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂
@l-train2098
2 жыл бұрын
I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾
@keithmoran2588
2 жыл бұрын
How could you not love this guy he's great😂😆🤣💯😎🙌💙
@lionelterrebonne8635
2 жыл бұрын
Talk about More Money than Sense Unbelievable, keep bringing us them videos tks
@ericneumann8509
2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of like the Best of; O no, Anything but this!
@judyrutkowski5315
Жыл бұрын
Alfred I love your videos at the boat dock, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
@american_citizen9169
Жыл бұрын
Alfred, omg dude, I laughed so hard on this one.. good stuff, man!
@709badwolf
2 жыл бұрын
fun n lively video! 😁😅😂🤣👍
@revelationakagoldeneagle8045
2 жыл бұрын
President? Wait For It ☺️😂 Great clips...
@archieberger8696
2 жыл бұрын
Who's driving the boats, Stevie Wonder?
@timdowney6721
19 күн бұрын
Yep. Ray Charles is the on-duty lookout.
@georgegiannojas5651
2 жыл бұрын
senior citizen special, today.
@stevelaffan7307
2 жыл бұрын
That was crazy, the first clip.
@monalisasmiles3105
2 жыл бұрын
oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪
@sylviaisgod6947
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf? Is that English?
@Arian0027
2 жыл бұрын
Omg. Pink shirt 👚 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣
@barowt
2 жыл бұрын
My Mom used to dress me in pink button up shirts in Kindergarten, First, and Second grade... Nothing wrong with it, just back in my day, I got "bullied" over it..
@waltertx.6020
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today my friend... Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one. Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️
@kamlog
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alfred. The jerk of the year competition made my day.
@gregorysrock2321
2 жыл бұрын
WEEEEEELLLCOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE TO THE CHIT SHOOOOWWWWWWW!
@turnbank3492
2 жыл бұрын
Never a dull moment hear. Thank you for the show
@davidhumphries9182
2 жыл бұрын
great job bring back some of theses videos what a blast seeing this drinking coffee and watching this on a Sunday is fun
@dalwilson4511
2 жыл бұрын
Freeking funny bro! Wow
@ngml320
2 жыл бұрын
Chit show out of control.
@giancarlomoscetti215
Жыл бұрын
seriously one of THE best episodes ever!
@nickzlb77
Жыл бұрын
The guy in the bayliner definitely one of the more impressive ones
@PetClipdog
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred it was the BEST VIDEO I see. It was GOOD You make a Collection of the best moments!!!
@Polux721
Жыл бұрын
People on the grass watching the "Chit show" best entertainment around LOL keep it up...acere!!
@tauvikrajawalichanel9133
2 жыл бұрын
Wow...... Nice Vidio 👌👌
@benbradley5923
5 күн бұрын
Blows my mind! Busting up these high dollar boats!
@anthonydecesare2054
2 жыл бұрын
Fredricco is like ……….hmmmm……..lunch is served!
@waltertx.6020
2 жыл бұрын
🐊 Fred: "where's lunch!" 😋😂🤣
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
You brought up a good question, what sex is Fred ? Is it Frederica by chance ?
@davidford8122
2 жыл бұрын
I've subscribed! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. I'm no expert at the dock but FFS these are good.
@harrineher1545
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.
@jebster8108
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't we see that crazy dude already?
@lemaher
Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!
@jimjack162
2 жыл бұрын
I've helped many boaters launched & docking ..love the chit show... Wait for it 👍
@ernestjean7483
2 жыл бұрын
King! Always makes my day! Thank you.
@lennewallace2596
2 жыл бұрын
Such precious moments
@kazee502
2 жыл бұрын
very very strong start to the chit show in this video
@EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle
2 жыл бұрын
It does my heart good to see that you included a clip of the one.....the only.....Captain Eli
@laineboyd1249
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Chit Show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The Homboys in the water 😂😂😂😂😂
@virginiainla8085
2 жыл бұрын
Looove Blackpoint! Thanks, Alfred!
@andrewedwards477
Жыл бұрын
Looks like you are having a great time Alfred Montaner lol. Keep the videos coming
@stanpen4127
2 жыл бұрын
Guy in pink shirt trying to either get in get out or take a swim to meet the crock! LMAO
@mikeyd.234
2 жыл бұрын
Oldies but goodies! The KING OF HAULOVER, the BRONCO BUSTIN’ GURU - ALFRED MONTANER does it again! Amazingness! 👍🏼
@donavoneuton9643
Жыл бұрын
Shout to the view up front doing 35 knots, that was cool.
@rona-husky9019
2 жыл бұрын
Bro that was a whole pile of chit bunched together , amazing 👍👍😎😎
@collinmc90
2 жыл бұрын
holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.
@airlesscanvas2887
Жыл бұрын
I don't see it too much mainly because my family goes to the ramp before the initial rush at around 10am
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
11 ай бұрын
People LOVE doing things the hard way.
@l33roygunz
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you , Sir
@Curt_T
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alfred
@rexxx927
Жыл бұрын
throttle jockey's are out today this is one of your best Alfred!
@happycampers3123
2 жыл бұрын
HELLO FROM JAY MAINE!! IT'S 26°HERE AND ENJOY THIS PARK BENCH THAT YOU SHOW US ON THE CHIT SHOW!! THANK YOU ALFRED,!!
@michaelconklin4533
2 жыл бұрын
Spectators come out for the lawn seats. So funny.
@keithscudder7136
2 жыл бұрын
That's called "The chit show live" :)
@capt_perez
2 жыл бұрын
Yes one of the best videos yet 😂😂😂😂
@jimmypayne178
Жыл бұрын
Greatest show on earth
@frednaesse2261
2 жыл бұрын
Great compilation
@tonyjessen8204
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alfred hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas now gggeeeeettttt ooooffffff mmmmmyyyyy llaaawwwwnnnnnn
@waltertx.6020
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@IbrahimHyderiGoth
2 жыл бұрын
love that kind of video thanks for sharing
@thomasfraioli5797
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred today was so funny I could not stop laughing
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
I hope you became a Captain
@dtaposse8858
Жыл бұрын
Great job luv ur vids love the one where dude spent 30 min to launch his boat and gave up lol
@saveitdamnit
2 жыл бұрын
This one qualifies for an all-time classic
@f5debris
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome job Alfred.
@Sortna
Жыл бұрын
I expected something else with that title. I was not disappointed.
@nickp5356
Жыл бұрын
Love how the operators try to play it off while looking around in disbelief like "nobody saw that right?" "My finger slipped."
@jasonpowell6824
2 жыл бұрын
Let's go alfred! Great stuff buddy
@johnk3606
2 жыл бұрын
That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha
@keithscudder7136
2 жыл бұрын
That's what sisters take pleasure in ! :)
@JohnDoe-eq6ps
11 ай бұрын
amazing compilation
@EXPIOWA
2 жыл бұрын
Pink shirt guy is a gladiator. 😆
@P.Rack25
2 жыл бұрын
Your vids ROCK!!! Do the courts use your videos to resolve damage claims?
@stanpen4127
2 жыл бұрын
Hi Al, Some of your awesome videos just shows " YOU CANT FIX STUPID" boaters
@tonychavez2083
2 жыл бұрын
this should be a "greatest hits chit show" i missed this one 5 months ago....
@muddymaker3721
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred, you must have been an amazing sports commentator in a past life hahahaha
@clintbrothers2975
Жыл бұрын
I subscribed this stuff is gold
@karellfernandezhernandez4329
2 жыл бұрын
I am glad I found this account before going there with my Jet Ski. I must be sure you are not there and keep you from seeing some serious shit. JAJA
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
This park doesn't allow Jet skis anyway, save ya the ride......
@davemetz7368
2 жыл бұрын
Alfred.....Trademark the phrase........ "" Wait For It ""...... and make some T-Shirts.
@rexlion4510
2 жыл бұрын
Great camera stabilization, whatever you're using it was working in that chop!
@cameronhoover7561
Жыл бұрын
You definitely called it at the boat at 7:30 🤣🤣
@karlaruter3221
11 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@happytobalive3721
2 жыл бұрын
One of the best on KZitem!
@blazeandcyrus
2 жыл бұрын
great video Alfred... nothing like the sound of a Cigarette.
@robertschmidtrcmodelboats6483
2 жыл бұрын
Another awesome video. Keep them coming. Make a video of super yachts at Bahia Mar or Pier 66.
@johnwayne6501
2 жыл бұрын
greetings from Oregon. We'll be Floridian soon and I better take a weekend watching this sideshow and learn the do's and the don't's. I plan on buying a boat myself in a few yrs and I sure don't want to make those mistakes.
@keithscudder7136
2 жыл бұрын
Go on You Tube and they have all the videos you need for free, for Docking, for launching solo, just ask away in that box that you tube provides.
@jaywilliams8327
Жыл бұрын
We don’t want you here stay in oregon please
@danielsoutdoors
2 жыл бұрын
Best content! So funny
@wesleymorris1
2 жыл бұрын
Some people need to take a boater safety course, number 1 rule, boats are heavy and they float, you would think thats common sense. Rule 2 you don't have brakes, you have reverse, it doesn't stop you on a dime, give yourself time to use reverse. Rule 3 when using the trans don't jam it, work it easy.
@kfg2300
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely funny! Thank you for the great content my bro - Kia ora from New Zealand.
@lyndonpascal564
Жыл бұрын
This is so funny bro can't stop laughing 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅
@Mr1991havoc
Жыл бұрын
I got a rabbit in my ear telling me to smoke crack 😂😂😂 AL I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️
@UrbanFisherman
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome job bro 👍🏾
@scottjohnson1364
2 жыл бұрын
Can't stop lol . welcome to the chit show 😆😆
@1FishinAddict
2 жыл бұрын
Pink shirt guy at 9:00 was sacrificing himself for the greater good lol 😂
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