A friend asked me to describe Tekken in five words or less and I said, "Just the worst dads."
@dillonandon
Жыл бұрын
Worst dads? If you're not lobbing your children off cliffs can you even call yourself a parent?
@jsh020
Жыл бұрын
"mutual throwing off cliffs competition"
@Razie1201
Жыл бұрын
@jsh020 I mean it's never killed anyone in tekken before lol
@Specialk1982
Жыл бұрын
@Razie1201 well heihachi died
@Narokkurai
Жыл бұрын
@@Specialk1982 Until Tekken 9 brings him back. Hell, or T8's season 2 DLC
@HiterLit
Жыл бұрын
I had no idea that the last four mainline Tekken games took place in the same canonical calendar year. The world of Tekken is absolutely jam packed.
@Hugsloth
Жыл бұрын
time contracts or expands in japanese games depending on how old the characters are getting. this is why resident evil required a half dozen CG films because of random long/short gaps of time between games, but everyone still looks 25
@TheTyroofToriyama
Жыл бұрын
@@Hugsloth I was 2/3 when I played Tekken 3 now I’m older than Jin
@TheTyroofToriyama
Жыл бұрын
@@Hugsloth Ikr that’s the perfect example we’re not yet ready for an old Leon. The remakes helped give them filler injections so they could be in their prime for longer. Ngl it’s cool af that the characters age in real time. All of the games have the same dates as real life unless they are prequels but no one really cares about seeing old characters yet. Mario has existed for years but he’s still the same.
@shoeshiner100
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the devil gene to be lost and then found in Anna's shoe
@wonderguardstalker
Жыл бұрын
My coworker has been explaining Tekken to me for the last couple months. It’s all over my head but I get a huge kick out of him explaining the T8 character trailers to me. I’ve never seen a person so excited to see a man who owns a pitbull before. Thanks Owen
@sethmontgomery975
Жыл бұрын
I like him already XD
@RossBoomsocks
Жыл бұрын
My favourite insane part of Tekken lore is Paul and Kuma have a generational rivalry and continuously fight each other in the earlier rounds of the KOIF tournaments - even after Kuma dies of old age and his son takes over the name, he still continues to want to stick his thumb in Paul's eyes.
@Chippy1801
Жыл бұрын
Great to see King included in this. As a member of the King Kommunity (We aren't stealing Mortal Kombat's idea) I think you should make another video chronicling the life and times of King and Armor King detailing all the wacky highjinx they get up to, like death.
@MAYOFORCE
Жыл бұрын
Apparently the King that interacted with the live action children died between 2 and 3, and the current King was one of those live action children grown up. Don't know if that was said already
@wonderguardstalker
Жыл бұрын
Only learned this last month and was pretty shocked
@arx3516
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, King's background and story is basically copied from the Tigermask manga/anime, Tigermask was so successful that it later became a real life pro-wrestling gimmick in Japan.
@ahmedmerko2498
Жыл бұрын
Leaned it in the bloodline anime
@Menvix
5 ай бұрын
"Reveal she does have anna shoe this will be important later" IMPORTANT TO WHAT
@dillonandon
Жыл бұрын
And people say the story doesn't matter in fighting games.
@TheSaint_Y
Жыл бұрын
As a Congolese man I almost lost it when you said Belgium didn’t do anything to anyone😂
@the.revmira
9 күн бұрын
hopefully didn't lose a hand
@beetheimmortal
3 ай бұрын
This is probably the funnies video I've seen in two-three months. Tekken's story is so unhinged and you told it very well here.
@moritepobre
Жыл бұрын
Its great to be INFORMED about the tekken LORE!
@Hugsloth
Жыл бұрын
It is absolutely tragic to see how bad wikis have become under the Fandom banner. Even if you have a strong adblocker, the site itself spams incessant popups to 'engage' with the website or click here or there. Or you just straight up get an UNRELATED VIDEO marketing an upcoming piece of media headlining the page no matter what it is-- and it even replaces the thumbnails in search results!
@jackbarnes4048
Жыл бұрын
Marketing has become so much worse over the years.
@Mateus_Carvalho
Жыл бұрын
I think that if you turn off the scripts on fandom, it works like a proper website and not a catastrofuck.
@Woodaba
Жыл бұрын
If there's anything I've learned from the Infinite Review, it's that Jin just needs to kill 149 more Azazels and the whole "killed billions in a forever war" thing is water under the bridge.
@1inkinpython
Жыл бұрын
The best channel on youtube returns!
@Seandeclanpatrick
8 ай бұрын
I can't believe it's taken so long for a video of yours to hit 100k views but congrats on it finally happening.
@HughDingwall
Жыл бұрын
Tekken 8 must make Hwoarang's lust for Jin canon
@BallroomSpartans
10 ай бұрын
Walk into this expecting something extremely informative an educational and ended up walking away having seen the funniest video I'll probably have seen this week. Extra win!
@pokemonadventuresanimewhen3023
Жыл бұрын
Dear newcomers to the Tekken franchise, This is all the guide you need for its story. really. Sincerely, a Tekken story aficionado
@jetsto5612
Жыл бұрын
This is simultaneously super cool and makes me want to get into Tekken but also like holy shit this has so many plotholes and fickle writing decisions
@birddaddydetta
8 ай бұрын
Nice, cause there's this 1:30 hour video and I had hoped it wouldn't be necessary to watch it all
@TheCIownPrince
Жыл бұрын
I first played Tekken 4, got really into it but I didn't understand the story. Here I am years later rediscovering it. I love the story, is so stupid, so weird... But so good at the same time 🤣 This was a great explanation
@MikeHaggarKJ
Жыл бұрын
I feel like Tekken somehow owns how insane the lore is
@june_flower
Жыл бұрын
thank you. I will definitely remember any of this in 5 hours
@EdgeRequiem
Жыл бұрын
We finally get the real story of how Kuma saved the world Thank you 🙏
@Ankan._.
7 ай бұрын
2:15 Heihachi Mishima is dead 4:02 Kazuya MIshima is dead 7:05 Some men are dead 9:15 Queen Elisabeth is dead 9:37 Heihachi Mishima is dead 11:23 Jinpachi Mishima is dead
@TheSyliman
Жыл бұрын
My favourite reviewer, reviewing my favourite game series, which involves my favourite passtime of throwing people off cliffs. I doesn't get any better than this.
@omgcandy16Kimicari0
Жыл бұрын
Was very grateful that you kept the Jin/Jun recap grounded by including Al Pacino in the shot.
@Mal_Ah_Key
Жыл бұрын
According to one of the manuals Nina's da was in the ira and her son Steve Fox, is adorned in a big union jack as his default costume, such cruel irony.
@istemann
Жыл бұрын
Finally it all makes sense, been wondering ever since tekken tag 2
@carrot708
9 ай бұрын
I love Paul's official track record; Pre-Tekken 1: Fights Kazuya to a draw Tekken 1: Beats Kuma, Lost to Kauya but it's implied that was a semifinal match Tekken 2: Beats Kuma, is set to face Kazuya again but gets stuck in traffic, misses the match and is DQed Tekken 3: Beats everybody else up to the finals, beats Ogre, leaves. Jin then steals the win Tekken 4: LOSES TO KUMA II Tekken 5: Beats Kuma II but the forfiets due to injuries gained from fighting a bear as a 48 year old Tekken 6: No recorded wins in this one but it was happening during a war and was cancelled, so... Tekken 7: Beats Panda. We don't know who else he beat or how far he got we do know he recieved a small share of prize money so probably quite high
@jackkuchan8978
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video of The Complete Storyline of Tekken (So Far).
@greatbad5618
Жыл бұрын
The “… no stranger to counters” line is gold
@GoldenScent
Жыл бұрын
Great video, very witty and informative. Amazing japanese storyline. Wondering if kazuya gonna die again
@shanemcclean7838
Жыл бұрын
Gas video , fellow Irishman , remember getting Tekken 3 from Christmas a few years ago
@snackplaylove
Жыл бұрын
I was given a special edition of one of these with a huge figure of two of the dads hitting each other. I never bothered opening it as the game was on game pass, and so I use it as a bedside table. Thanks for giving it some context.
@JoshuaTheBard
Жыл бұрын
Best Infinite Review in years
@DrJoeyMagnum
Жыл бұрын
Apparently the William sisters are Irish, never brought up in the story though
@MrJones208
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing the story with us in detail 🙂👍 must of took hours of gaming & researching, thank you for the hard work 👍
@AlexiusYindor
Жыл бұрын
I am using revedgy from now on to enhance and uplift my daily life.
@xela-its-me
8 ай бұрын
Goddamn man, best story recap I've seen in any game I like your touch of humor you put in. I laughed.
@Heakz
Жыл бұрын
The Nina Williams bit fucking GOT ME GOOD.
@NotScrubNotGood
8 ай бұрын
9:09 Nina embracing her irish roots and taking sniper shots at british hotels has me howling 🤣🤣. And I'm English
@93xfan
9 ай бұрын
The commentary here was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂
@MenacingSnail
Жыл бұрын
This is truly a lord of the rings 3 moment
@Conorcruiz
9 ай бұрын
Nina Williams is from Kerry apparently, former rose of Tralee.
@GregMcL
Жыл бұрын
"All-round bad bastard science" Won a subscriber with that one simple turn of phrase, fair play to ye 🤣 Edit: ok a number of turns of phrase. Personal favourites are "knocking back a pint of white rhino tears" and "his home burnt to the ground by a chip pan fire that Ogre started". Class stuff. Bualadh bos.
@chunkymilk
Жыл бұрын
need a summary of Dead or Alive next.
@cierangallagher
Жыл бұрын
I think this is gonna blow up
@OV3RK1LL3R65
Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the "explained" video to this explanation video.
@TheSharePlayers
8 ай бұрын
This is the most brilliant and hilarious although super accurate video on the Tekken lore !!
@lorentodd4217
Жыл бұрын
You forgot that Yoshimitsu makes it canon that the Soul Calibur series is the same shared universe
@tmbennettart
7 ай бұрын
This synopsis is hilarious. 10/10
@chrisc5611
Жыл бұрын
Not even remotely interested in Tekken as a series, but your commentary is excellent and now I know its plot despite never even touching any of the games.
@HFXGremlin
9 ай бұрын
Best of the Tekken lore videos on KZitem. Thanks for not being cringe.
@scottbarrie1279
Жыл бұрын
Were the shoes important? Did i miss that part?
@Hugsloth
Жыл бұрын
basically just affirming that nina is a stone cold bitch, but so is anna, and it becomes a sort of ever-escalating competitive hatred of each other.
@birddaddydetta
8 ай бұрын
Jin sure didn't. He was waiting for those to come off, alright
@DieNasty92
Жыл бұрын
I love the narration laughed so hard the whole time haha
@ignotumperignotius630
Жыл бұрын
Alright but did anyone ask yoshimitsu his opinion on the war? I feel like he'd have a lot to say.
@WrenchMcCool8
Жыл бұрын
The Fandom joke was one of your best ever.
@MajesticMTZ
Жыл бұрын
this is hella funny , entertaining and very factual . if i did this video i would have said everything the way you said it . this game story is definitely complicated asf 😅
@abdoucisse894
Жыл бұрын
Don’t know anything about tekken, so finishing this whole video I still have no idea why Nina taking her sister’s shoe was so important 😭
@TheGameGoblin1
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jin, Kazuya or Heihachi will die in Tekken 8
@Aaron-vn5fd
11 ай бұрын
i wish you would just do these for other games as well it’s so enjoyable
@AmatrixDigitalArtStudios
8 ай бұрын
Tekken is like the fever dream of a pubescent teen with no friends and an abusive family. There so much random shit going on, it's both amazing and cool, yet confusing as fuck and makes no sense. That's why it's an amazing game...plus the dinosaurs, robots, sexy women, and leopard guy are cool.
@jakecollins1932
10 ай бұрын
I’d forgotten just how hilarious Tekken lore is
@SamFromSolitude
4 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is a work of art
@Kingnemo91
5 ай бұрын
I just wanted to say thank you for a good amount of laughs I was fucking weezing by the end of it.
@strawhatrore2072
10 ай бұрын
Topical, informative, humorous, and screwed by the algorithm haha😂
@Kingnemo91
4 ай бұрын
Love to hear you explain metal gear solid. Yes I am back with another comment because dammit I love this video. 🤣
@GizouGitai
Жыл бұрын
Alright this video's pretty top. Very solid gags all over. Got some good giggles out of me.
@TheDrugOfTheNation
Жыл бұрын
20:17 Wait, are those...Anna's shoes?!
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg
Жыл бұрын
2:14 and that's the new meme
@hansnase364
Жыл бұрын
comment for the algorithm
@81juventus
Жыл бұрын
“Is dead” 😂
@DolanDuking
Жыл бұрын
cool that the URL ends in "WHY"
@surgodt
Жыл бұрын
I just got into Tekken this year and I've gotta say this was really incredibly helpful.
@Neo-wm8cb
8 ай бұрын
Both the volcano and jun errupt in their own unique ways as jin enters the world 😂
@strapjuh
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@machaixp2190
Жыл бұрын
And that makes 5 deaths so far goddamn heihachi you’re a tough cookie!
@aliets
Жыл бұрын
But where does Bryan fit into all of this???
@pygmybehemoth3988
Жыл бұрын
It's actually very simple. You see, Bryan Fury was once a policeman who thenHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@blacktrickstar3468
Жыл бұрын
He was saved by Yoshimitsu, expiremented on by Dr. Bosconovitch, making him basically a cyborg which drove him insane and he killed Dr. Bosconovitch in madness. So, Yoshimitsu is now his sworn enemy.
@aimaBRE
2 ай бұрын
Well, that's some quality lore
@gregtroyan
8 ай бұрын
This was hilarious. Subbed.
@theprodigalson4003
Жыл бұрын
16:51 when I’m balding, I’m gonna do my hair like this
@ericlucas82
8 ай бұрын
LOL I love this. Thanks for the research and story.
@CybernetMarionette
Жыл бұрын
But what would you rate the Tekken Lore out of 10? Each individual piece of Tekken media? Each character in Tekken? WE SIMPLY MUST KNOW OWEN
@El-Burrito
Жыл бұрын
The QEII is dead joke made me giggle
@birddaddydetta
8 ай бұрын
QEII?
@BigJonahJ
8 ай бұрын
Couldn’t remember what happened during 7 so I’m glad to see this 🤣
@frostbackup
Жыл бұрын
I hope Owen gets to go All In
@Dre2Dee2
8 ай бұрын
Tekken 2 Jun: I can change him. NO JUN, NOOOOO! They always fall for the demonic bad boys (. _. )
@jahar1gaming
8 ай бұрын
"Tekken 8 is just around the corner" - this dude, 8 months before Tekken 8 is released💀
@octoman_games
Жыл бұрын
"Because I was waiting for you to get stronger"
@classicsmajor9699
8 ай бұрын
But did the sister ever get her shoe back?
@catsoup9870
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you completely glossed over Jin's eternal rival Hwarang. Also, it's very sad to hear that Lili is, in fact, still not legal.
@ferghalicious1480
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Bennett for president of the Zaibatsu in Tekken 8
@rangokfunkazuul8344
9 ай бұрын
I didn't play Tekken since the third episode, tried the demo of 8, was like "wait why Jin and Kazuya are fighting ?" and now I understand... kinda
@Whomobile
Жыл бұрын
I'm Tekken deez nuts
@crowofcrius
Жыл бұрын
This is e3 will be amazing
@twogenjis4863
Жыл бұрын
don't know why it never occurred to me until seeing this video that tekken has a plot
@stephen2624
Жыл бұрын
Tekken is a laugh and a half and I love it for it.
@ssaygun598
8 ай бұрын
lol she finally embraces her irish roots that caught me so off guard
@IloveFrytkasy
Жыл бұрын
Finally the countdown is relevant.
@JC-jt3ug
8 ай бұрын
Ive not played since the PlayStation 1 so this is helpful 😂
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