He has a point. In my last rehab almost 5 years ago we had a 3rd shift behavioral aide who used to watch movies all night on his laptop. I thought to myself "I would love that kind of peace". I hate my job now lol but I'm not completely broke and I always think of that time in my life when I get some downtime at work and can watch shit on my phone or even portable monitor when wrestling ppvs are on lmao.
@bedelian
9 ай бұрын
If Tim Dillon were ever president, it would be the first time we had a president who truly understood the plight of the working man, who spoke to us in a way where we felt heard. He would also immediately sell us out to the Saudis.
@larry6597
9 ай бұрын
Isn't that what being an American is all about?
@timtom4300
9 ай бұрын
A funnier trump sorta
@ameliawester
9 ай бұрын
You’re right about selling us to the saudis
@_NetPositive
9 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate comment I've ever read.
@definitelynotlebronjames443
9 ай бұрын
@@timtom4300trump took a pay cut in attempt to make the country better… no president has ever done that
@TheDeathsmarch
9 ай бұрын
“Corporate office losers who have given up” I love when Tim talks about me specifically.
@alexlarson6123
9 ай бұрын
I’m with you
@TheB00tyWarrior
9 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see yall give up when it really happens
@jamesgarland8322
9 ай бұрын
@@TheB00tyWarriorwhen what happens ? Lol
@Jon-yn4pq
9 ай бұрын
Same
@tkcaapi2876
9 ай бұрын
😂
@aydendonley383
9 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is the type of guy to go hangout in the smoke area of a warehouse he doesn’t work at just to talk to the people lol
@matttate920
8 ай бұрын
I’ve certainly done that before!
@FADI_TINY
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@owood2288
5 ай бұрын
The best people to work with, just not 5 days a week! 😂 Exactly why we need hybrid working.
@willzinc6137
5 ай бұрын
I've worked white collar jobs for over 15 years, but when I worked at a warehouse when I was younger those are the best co-workers I've ever had. And maybe the most interesting people. My one true mentor was a 40 year old guy who chain smoked, drank coffee all day, was ripped after being fat in his mid-30s, and just used to rip on all the fat deadbeats who walked through our lot.
@coleycole5344
4 ай бұрын
@@willzinc6137That literally sounds very interesting.
@chrisMcG17
9 ай бұрын
Tim needs a separate patreon podcast where he sells life insurance for 6 hours a day
@taddypatty7923
9 ай бұрын
i would listen to that 6 hours a day
@thetechwookie
9 ай бұрын
he'd show up late for that too lol
@itsv1p3r
9 ай бұрын
@@thetechwookieall to fully appreciate the larp
@patrickn8355
9 ай бұрын
He would meet quota by the 7th, but collect zero money and love every second of it. “Listen Barbara, I want you to tell your husband Lawrence your grandkids will be set for good with this life insurance policy”
@KiraPlaysGuitar
9 ай бұрын
That's called a job
@MADDcartman
9 ай бұрын
A laugh at a dead end job is worth it’s weight in gold. Coming together in a hate filled union of bitter worthlessness. Pure bliss.
@rsriddel
9 ай бұрын
Based
@HarryBermuda
9 ай бұрын
Not to mention if the day is dragging its just going to add to the misery. I refuse to speak to anyone at work who doesn't want to have a laugh if all they do is bitch and moan I avoid em.
@zaxbitterzen2178
9 ай бұрын
@@HarryBermuda Amen to that nothing shuts me off faster.
@OfficialNice
9 ай бұрын
Work with a few guys you can laugh with is hardly work
@BilionaireBoysSwag
9 ай бұрын
Did you say union? You're fired.
@xINTENSORx
5 ай бұрын
I have truly cracked the code. I work as a security officer for a small, quiet hospital. I earn $23 an hour to sit on my ass and watch KZitem for 98% of my shift, five days a week. I could probably take a seven-hour nap without anyone noticing. In the other 2%, I deal with psychopaths that come in, and I love every minute of it.
@andalucianm00n
5 ай бұрын
Meth head 30.... look Alert!
@dhil918
Ай бұрын
amen
@themaniaclips7854
Ай бұрын
Dude I work security part time at a chemical plant and I love it. Especially the weekends when nobody is there. Chillin, drawing, watching KZitem, reading for 12hrs
@SurfistaCamad
15 күн бұрын
Fuck that sounds amazing, I’m a teacher that’s aged about 15 years in the 4 years since I started this god damn gig
@DJ42487
10 күн бұрын
Where is this at lol?
@BetweenTheFog
9 ай бұрын
Being a security guard in a casino is truly glamorous. You get to take police style actions, risk/receive injury, and work for corporate executives who would sell your family for ramen noodles if they were given the chance.
@roarbertbearatheon8565
9 ай бұрын
Wow it’s like you’re in show business
@Urhmmmm
4 ай бұрын
😂 true bliss
@turtleboypurp
9 ай бұрын
I swear the more you don't care about the corp job the more you succeed. Office space really nailed that part lol
@goldfish1837
9 ай бұрын
It's true
@francescaetc
9 ай бұрын
100% FACTS
@ShawnFX
8 ай бұрын
Do you mean like we should not try at our job and just coast? I'm currently looking for my first corporate job. I don't believe in the whole "climb the corporate ladder" BS, but I do want to do good at my job
@connordempsey5909
7 ай бұрын
@@ShawnFXyou’ll understand once you get your first office job. Trust me
@BearFattfilm
6 ай бұрын
@@ShawnFXdon’t try. They’ll fire you. Do what your managers say without question or suggesting your own ideas and do a bare minimum job. If you try they’ll interpret it as being unsatisfied or insubordinate and HR will make up a fake reason to terminate you.
@TazyRoberts
9 ай бұрын
“This company is not what it used to be….They don’t treat us the same.” I hear that everyday 😅
@kevinblue1976
9 ай бұрын
The older you get the closer you become to literally turning into Tim when he worked for that mortgage company
@goldfish1837
9 ай бұрын
I've even started saying this and i'm only there for 18months 😅
@irietropicals4255
9 ай бұрын
Those people are EVERYWHERE 😂
@FedkaSlovanich
8 ай бұрын
ah the old, this place used to be great, the old golden days arguement, and now that im in my mid 20’s im saying the same shit
@bradleyjohnson6107
9 ай бұрын
There is something weirdly comforting and liberating about giving up on everything you always wanted and just hanging with a bunch of people who have done the same. Just embracing where you are.
@Hungrydogs2527
9 ай бұрын
The only bad thing is being middle management over those people. You know that they have given up and it’s understandable. They are complete losers in a dead end job but try motivating that.
@elijahs.2978
8 ай бұрын
Wrong. The managers are also losers who are half a step ahead.
@CJVS995
6 ай бұрын
Look up the Gervais Principle. Its what the Office and his Rant is all about. Losers at the bottom, Clueless in middle, Psychos and Aholes at the top.
@bigmoose99
3 ай бұрын
@@Hungrydogs2527 Also you used to be one of them and now they all hate your guts.
@Oldmanbraun
Ай бұрын
@@bigmoose99 I’ve had small tastes of having people work under me, and yeah the camaraderie disappears pretty quick. That’s not for me. Now I intentionally portray myself as someone who should absolutely not be considered as management material, and it’s working out pretty okay 👍
@S_Padival
9 ай бұрын
In the future, Tim will be known as a great philosopher of our time.
@TruckerBro
9 ай бұрын
He's to fat. Maybe after he gets on the grids diet.
@zachhoward9099
9 ай бұрын
He will be in the comedian/philosopher section in the years post Carlin
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
9 ай бұрын
Tim will be known as the last philosopher of our time. Actually, ever.
@sangyedorje
9 ай бұрын
He already is
@volusiasorange
9 ай бұрын
the weirdest corporate shill
@hyxsteric
9 ай бұрын
Tim’s rant slowly making me realize I’m in a dead end job in corporate america
@mrskinszszs
9 ай бұрын
I had a job in a soulless corporate institution for years. I couldn't be happier to leave that shit behind.
@Zayden.
9 ай бұрын
@@mrskinszszshow do you make a living then?
@FreeRio976
9 ай бұрын
Everyone is for the most part
@mrskinszszs
9 ай бұрын
@@Zayden. you can find jobs that don't require you to be chained to a desk in a soulless office, or deal with bs corporate politics.
@Zayden.
9 ай бұрын
@@mrskinszszs I agree it's soul draining to work in the office but the alternative is physical degeneration due to backbreaking labor.
@geo525252
9 ай бұрын
The comradery among us corporate losers is what makes it all worthwhile. Nothing like knowing with absolute certainty that your career is complete shit and means nothing. It's liberating once you embrace the suck of it all.
@highinquisitorvanwiller8904
9 ай бұрын
That is like the biggest copium cocktail I've ever seen, and damn it, it was delicious.
@wjkrug
9 ай бұрын
Nope. I don’t take the free garbage coffee. I buy my coffee because one day I’m going to move to Mexico and buy a boat and do fishing tours and then my friend will move down when he gets out, and he’ll help me with my fishing boat.
@johnnydubz3296
9 ай бұрын
Life in the big city
@monkeyloven
9 ай бұрын
That's probably true.
@Morristown337
9 ай бұрын
As long as you remember that there are many of us in IT that could do your job better then you do but HR won't let us in because we had too much fun in our teens or twenties.
@KnivesOfTheRound
9 ай бұрын
Office work is a real knife fight
@rigfordthebarbarian2895
6 ай бұрын
*shrugs* Life in the big city.
@BillySoundFarm
4 ай бұрын
😂
@williamlunsford4442
8 ай бұрын
Listening to this in my cooperate office while avoiding work is the most American thing I can think to do.
@mylesteller
6 ай бұрын
💯💯💯
@tedjerdee1028
9 ай бұрын
I worked on a sales floor with a bunch of guys under 30 making pennies and it was literally the best job I've ever had. If that company had an HR department, they would have jumped out the third floor window
@TheUberAlec
9 ай бұрын
Same. Amen.
@dave8323
9 ай бұрын
People who work in sales are almost always pathetic, horrible people
@tedjerdee1028
9 ай бұрын
@@dave8323 At least most salespeople have soft skills with a degree vs the average retail worker with... well... working arms and legs I guess
@thomasardizon1430
8 ай бұрын
Fucking loved working at a car dealership. Yeah HR definitely was not a thing and now that I’m older I realize the shit we would say and do would get most people fired
@MeanBeanComedy
6 ай бұрын
@@dave8323No, they're not. I work in Marketing, so we're frenemies, but even I wouldn't say such a thing about em. That's HR you're thinking about.
@foxooo
9 ай бұрын
Having a coworker like Doug reenact the rape of deb is a canon event for dead end job work culture
@begshallots
9 ай бұрын
I've said that many times.
@thefacelessquestion3333
9 ай бұрын
Bro, that got me laughing like a jackal
@connorearl2150
9 ай бұрын
Only the boys at dead end jobs will ever understand how far absolutely vile and vulgar language will get you 🤣 just rare comradery
@connorearl2150
9 ай бұрын
I feel bad women will never experience that joy mixed with absolute hatred that comes out in the form of disgusting humor
@StarboyXL9
5 ай бұрын
@@connorearl2150If women are normal human beings, men are literally Cthulhu. Our minds and lives are so fathomless to them that if they catch even a shadow of a true glimpse into it, they flee into the peace and safety of Death. RIP Norah Vincent, we miss you girl.
@fpnewsandpromos
9 ай бұрын
Tim, you could be a corporate morale consultant to help staff embrace their loserdom and reduce turnover.
@skimpy105
9 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo imagine comedians getting paid by corps to do that
@manwiththeredface7821
9 ай бұрын
That's what people like Simon Sinek are for.
@milesduggan
6 ай бұрын
@@skimpy105this is going to happen, calling it now
@CH-oq1oe
7 ай бұрын
As a paralegal in Cleveland, I appreciate the very specific shoutout. 😂😂😂
@DaDaDo661
3 ай бұрын
Tim is omnipotent
@thefattymcgee5801
8 ай бұрын
Bro the American dream is for decently intelligent ppl who are unambitious to find an easy dead end job they can breeze through and make a decent living. Tim understands this.
@hillbillyjackwagon
9 ай бұрын
"It is better to be content with what the eyes can see than for one's heart always to crave more. This continual longing is futile, like chasing the wind." - former Long Island real estate agent, Tim Dillon
@StarboyXL9
5 ай бұрын
This quote explains why women are eternally unhappy. You will never be happy when you entire existence is spent desiring.
@bigmoose99
3 ай бұрын
“I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” Jack Burton
@goodvibesvince
9 ай бұрын
Tim’s most relatable rant. Being funny at work will make you feel pretty alive.
@ethanjohnson4029
9 ай бұрын
As an Army veteran, the BEST thing about work was struggling alongside your buddies. You can go to hell and back but you’ve always got someone to lean on. A lot of veterans leave the service to find that they miss it. Not because it was easier, not because it paid better. They felt they had a purpose in life and always had their buddies to bullshit with…
@dave8323
9 ай бұрын
I bet you were expecting " thank you for your service". But the only people you served were the interests of the military industrial complex, whilst inflicting real evil upon the world
@tomrulz444
8 ай бұрын
@@dave8323So edgy
@alexz9229
8 ай бұрын
The human experience is meaningless if its not being shared with others. Even people living in terrible conditions will find joy to share with the people struggling with them
@alexz9229
8 ай бұрын
@@be.prepared.to.do.that. you sound like you have a negative perspective it will be tough to find meaning with that mindset
@malcador
6 ай бұрын
Livin the dream
@NoSpoonsAllowed
9 ай бұрын
Phoebe Bridgers peddling amex gold cards to her depressed highschool freshman audience is for sure the funniest thing I've thought of this morning
@Michael-ld2np
9 ай бұрын
I’m 26 and work a 30 hour per week job as a supervisor for a valet parking operation. All my coworkers are exactly who he’s talking about. They’re all in their 30’s, have accepted their fate or lack there of. Literally my favorite job I’ve ever worked. Idk when I’ll leave but I don’t think I’ll ever have a job this fun again.
@charlcoetzee93
5 ай бұрын
Get out bro! The margin between fucking around and "oh fuck this is my life" is pretty narrow
@Foolbool_
2 ай бұрын
Dude u missed the whole point of the rant. You are not living the dream
@Michael-ld2np
2 ай бұрын
@@Foolbool_ lmfao remove spider that crawled up your ass buddy. trust me, I know I’m not 🤣
@alittlewasted3869
9 ай бұрын
Its like he was reading David Graber and Milton Friedman books at the same time and keeps mixing them up. 😂
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
9 ай бұрын
This is the best comment here.
@jacktremain9968
8 ай бұрын
Such an underrated comment.
@snizzypoosexcellentspooner2468
9 ай бұрын
I worked my ass off to get from a maintenance guy at a factory to an engineer. Now I'm in a cubicle. It's awesome and the best part is that with my huge increase in pay, I now have the purchasing power I had 4 years ago. 😅 Corporate jobs are great. We get woke emails about lifting women and minorities up so the company can raise their esg score. We can do nothing all day if that's what we want. We can aslo raom from cubicle to cubicle with coffee and tell jokes, but not too offensive jokes. Sharon threee cubes away will get offended.
@sirg-had8821
9 ай бұрын
My vision of hell.
@gagnorblu
6 ай бұрын
That’s why I opted for an IT job. Our best coworker is a toothless West Virginian who swears every other sentence and the workplace refuses to drug test since everyone would fail it.
@MrHeavy466
6 ай бұрын
Dude, we used to have monthly reviews where we had to describe how we "culturally enriched" ourselves at least twice a month. I used to put down "watched exotic dancing" (¬‿¬)
@charlcoetzee93
5 ай бұрын
You have cubicles? Living the dream
@sanidhyameena5131
5 ай бұрын
Trying to get laid at a corporate convention is genuinely one of the most fun you can have. We all also just empty the hotel room’s fridge cos the company is paying for it.
@Stateless7
9 ай бұрын
Nothing gets me more of an adrenaline rush than getting a rage email from a customer about how pissed they are about paying more and them cc'ing my boss.
@p_snimon_enis9850
9 ай бұрын
Mark from finance was BCC'd. Wait until he lets you know.
@grocerygoat06
7 ай бұрын
Primarily if you work in Operations and they CC the Sales Department, after all, the sales team overpromised the customer, and they will throw you under the bus to make sure their commission isn't affected.
@zakattack7799
9 ай бұрын
Watching this on my 15 minute smoke break. Yeh its a 20 minute video. Im a rebel...
@iamme762
Ай бұрын
This needs millions and millions of views
@bobbybyrd1236
9 ай бұрын
Tim doesnt even realize he is the giver already. Just sits and gives out knowledge.
@joshuarobinson2233
9 ай бұрын
Tim hits the nail on the head every time. He just gets it. He's seen both sides of the fence and know the wealthiest ppl are all full of shit and its only real with the ppl who are on the brink of losing it all😂😂😂
@BettyWhite2171
9 ай бұрын
Broke people are full of sht too.
@lslewis
9 ай бұрын
That "fingering your inner child" line is WILD😂
@Girlymusic
7 ай бұрын
I started screaming laughing
@louiec1848
6 ай бұрын
Literally only he could pull that off
@atticusmcfly
9 ай бұрын
One for the ages. You can only survive this lifestyle by being intoxicated from dawn til dusk. American Glory!
@Anon_nymous
9 ай бұрын
@SirJames917 Bro I worked at a call center for 5 years. I was high every single day starting from my 3rd day of work. I smoked in my car during every break. I had the best numbers and finally got a better job. Weed is necessary when handling 100 calls in an 8 hour shift.
@temahoney
9 ай бұрын
Tim - I’m the regional manager of the tri state area for Geico, we would love to have you on the team.
@patrickn8355
9 ай бұрын
*Trying to get laid at a Cleveland convention is a good life* Thanks for reaffirming my life choices, Tim!
@justina5588
9 ай бұрын
Being not famous and working a corporate job that gives me a better standard of living than most people around the world and 100% of past generations is really the best. I'm grateful every day
@lebumjames1373
9 ай бұрын
That's just a cope though because you're just comparing yourself to a low standard of living lmao. If you don't own yourself or your time (ie. working for someone else) the ceiling of golden handcuffs at best isn't worth it.
@justina5588
9 ай бұрын
@@lebumjames1373 I’m just comparing myself to most of the people I’ve ever come into contact with. There’s something perverse about comparing yourself to a minority of people doing better than you, that you don’t know well at all, and using it to feel worse about your life.
@merf3291
9 ай бұрын
@@lebumjames1373odds are the person that commented this makes more than you (the irony)
@burrybondz225
9 ай бұрын
@@lebumjames1373He is comparing himself with THE standard of living. Almost everyone else has it worse so why wouldn't he be happy and grateful. There is nothing better than being a wage slave; you only stress out at layoff time and that isn't gonna happen everyday unlike an entrepeneur whose job/business is in perpetual peril.
@grocerygoat06
7 ай бұрын
@@burrybondz225 "Layoff time." Until it happens to YOU, and believe me, it's more common than people think today. Loyalty means nothing. I'm still trying to find a job after being laid off during the pandemic. After being out of work for so long, employers think I'm damaged goods. I'm also sick of the cope, "Well, people are starving in Africa, but I should be grateful I'm out of work." It's just another reason I hate people. They bring up a situation to try and minimize YOUR suffering. It doesn't help at all.
@tastyhongo
9 ай бұрын
It’s okay to be average. Eventually your path reveals itself, all you have to do is walk down it. Tim this is truly one of the best internet video takes I’ve ever heard. I hope you can acknowledge the reason why you’re not working in the space you’re describing. I also hope that you continue to avoid the seduction of the ayahuasca class.
@SamWilkinsonn
9 ай бұрын
The first couple of sentences were 🤢
@bloatedsodium7301
9 ай бұрын
It’s a real stapler fight out there, folks.
@kevinblue1976
9 ай бұрын
Tim should work at Home Depot for 3 days a week wearing those glasses with a camera in them and livestream it
@llamawizard
4 ай бұрын
This, actually, only, maybe make it a real hardware store, where the grizzled locals frequent.
@anewagora
9 ай бұрын
This is why the middle and upper class have existential crises. I'm glad i built my work around youth mentorship instead, despite the hardship struggling to get here. I need work that has clear purpose and results i can see myself. Most office jobs seem to be fantasy, adults pretending to work. No idea what the hell they actually do
@FallafelWaffel
9 ай бұрын
The best part is that he's 90% joking but 10% dead fucking serious
@HCG
7 ай бұрын
Definitely 60% serious 40% joking
@Littletony525
7 ай бұрын
Yea I'm getting 50/50
@chrispinchak1511
7 ай бұрын
I'm thinking it's the other way around. 10% joking.
@StarboyXL9
5 ай бұрын
@@chrispinchak1511This. The fact that its 10% joking is what makes this shit hilarious.
@willzinc6137
5 ай бұрын
Definitely not 90% joking, at least 75% serious
@ericbarros2971
9 ай бұрын
This will be counted among the classic rants.
@benworth4552
6 ай бұрын
Damn. I work at IBM and the best part of my day is talking to my homie Rakesh about how miserable it is to work with our clients. Comrades in monotonous suffering.
@jenjoseph5064
8 ай бұрын
This was the pep talk I needed to stay at my dead end corporate job. 😂
@evwell3988
9 ай бұрын
I work in such office. I used to go out with co workers in my 20s and early 30s and those were probably the most fun I had. Now approaching 40’s I can’t even bother to socialize with them.
@ThiefKingofLegend
9 ай бұрын
I left a place like that. Cool guys but they won't be a part of my life long term
@ThiefKingofLegend
9 ай бұрын
@ChimChim-wr8qp 100%
@MORGANFREEMANVOICE777
2 ай бұрын
My entire office is filled with zombies. Not laughing unless it’s about the work. Total robots in disguise im convinced.
@VictoriaMaxima
3 ай бұрын
“…Deb was on a tear… …DEB, WAS. ON. A. *TEAR*.”
@ttoms96
9 ай бұрын
Bro the first part talking about being at a dead end job with other losers makes my soul warm it actually is kinda nice
@aarongabriel2571
3 ай бұрын
My most favorite job is when I was a waiter at a shitty italian restaurant. $2/hr, nobody tipped. I have no idea how I even got through that coming up with $700 rent a month. The chefs were alcoholic salvadoreans and hondurans. I didn't know a word of spanish and spent most of the time drinking with them and doing coke in the kitchen. I'd put a hair on a plate or ask them to burn the food a little to get it sent back and thats how I afforded food. Now I'm a software engineer.
@FordDraper
9 ай бұрын
"Didn't you ever wanna paint?!" 🖌
@juliosanchez4242
9 ай бұрын
Mexican dude in Vegas. Financial planner and former call center trainer. Tim describes my life down to the creamer. The American Dream is alive 😂
@willzinc6137
5 ай бұрын
Peak civilization. It will never be better than that.
@darcys9597
9 ай бұрын
Pro from work from home, divorce rates are down because Mr/Mrs ass candy isn't tempting you every day. Con, self inflicted harm is up because you aren't getting to flirt with Mr/Mrs ass candy and stuck with their family all the time. Life is a hilarious comedian.
@keatonjorgensen8793
9 ай бұрын
Divorce rates are down because men figured out its easier to self delete than go thru a divorce
@H1N1777
9 ай бұрын
I worked at Allstate. Tim is 100% spot on. One of the best jobs I’ve ever had. Truly.
@findmyself4980
9 ай бұрын
Tim is not the motivational speaker we want but we need.
@jamesgarcia4000
6 ай бұрын
Nah I’m pretty sure we want him
@sirg-had8821
3 ай бұрын
He's the hero we can afford.
@byrongotcha
9 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Tim rant bits is right when it seems like it should be about to end, there's normally another 9 minutes left.
@LaciASMR
9 ай бұрын
Mediocrity provides stability one cannot deny
@masterprattu
9 ай бұрын
100% true. This clip hit my soul where it hurts and also gives happiness in a way.
@Checkered_Demon00
8 ай бұрын
Do you one better, Tim….a corporate office job in the early to mid 90s…you’re married with a family….you really upper middle class living in suburbia…ughhhh what a feeling…that’s why I love watching old 90s movie!
@Rob-vc6xw
9 ай бұрын
my favourite thing in the world is when people say they would love to do something they could easily do and is easy to attain but then never do it or come anywhere close to doing it. Its just the absolute best.
@__M738
9 ай бұрын
This is the perfect depiction of human nature. You want what you used to have or can’t have. I’d give everything to stop making other people millionaires and fuck around.
@talbotd27
9 ай бұрын
😂😂 Bro Tim is actually too right. It is like having a war buddy when you work at a place that is just dysfunctional and falling apart. And it makes for the best day of your life when you finally wake up and quit that job, especially if it’s on a whim. This year I worked at a Wendy’s in a small town in Indiana, and I actually think that would be an effective torture method for prisoners. It was the most depressed and horrible I’ve ever felt without doubt, including when I was a homeless drug addict was still better than that. One day I woke up and just called in and said “yeah I’m not gonna be coming in today.” They tried to tell me to come in and talk to the manager, and I said no I’m never gonna be in that building again in my life. Then I slept till like 3pm, woke up, it was a beautiful spring day, went for a walk around my neighborhood seeing parts of it that I had never seen before. And then I just did yardwork for my parents for about a month to earn what little money I needed to survive in aside from savings. Probably the best I’ve felt in years
@frankiewilson6001
9 ай бұрын
He actually makes a good point lol. The collapse of the middle class is going to butt fuck us hard in the end
@JamesJ-h9p
Ай бұрын
“Some dude doing ayahuasca in his Rolls Royce” I died laughing 😂😂
@Carfalog
9 ай бұрын
The peak of my work is sitting at home reviewing people’s shitty resumes for 9 hours a day while listening to Tim Dillon describe why I should be grateful 😂
@ikol0ikol1
9 ай бұрын
Haha you’re a recruiter as well?
@svenskanorsk
8 ай бұрын
I got a resume once for an entry level accounting job that had 10 bullets for her cashier job at Taco Bell. I don’t read even resumes very closely.
@OfficialNice
9 ай бұрын
This clip is peak comedy, him keeping it serious pretty much the whole time made it so much better
@sethmorgan2323
9 ай бұрын
As someone who worked at a large hardware store in Ohio, that was the most fun job I've ever had. Making fun of all the losers and crazy shoppers never got old
@Zachor322
9 ай бұрын
Let me guess, Menards? Always the most insane customers
@BenWike
9 ай бұрын
you can see, though, that this dude is also having a blast making fun of the losers and crazy shoppers at his job. but that, in this instance, they are you, right?
@sethmorgan2323
7 ай бұрын
Some of them are but we all know who the normal people are
@tkcaapi2876
9 ай бұрын
These aliens in another dimension Going "get a job!"😂😂😂
@maxolivermurray
9 ай бұрын
“You again?”🤣
@radiofreealbemuth8540
Ай бұрын
@@maxolivermurraysublime.
@simply.living.better
7 ай бұрын
Confession. All I ever wanted to do was work for an insurance company growing up. I grew up watching my single mother work for an insurance company and build a really good life. They never hired me. So now I bounce around from job to job, trying to become an influencer and failing miserably. GIVE ME A CORPORATE JOB! GIVE ME A CORPORATE JOB! GIVE ME A CORPORATE JOB!
@FearCycle
8 ай бұрын
The meaninglessness of my corporate job gives me meaning. I try to perform well but it doesn’t get me much further than the total brain dead idiots I work with. So me and my few work buds embrace the suck and continue to collect our salaries and go home.
@amaanhussain3094
6 ай бұрын
what's your job title if you don't mind me asking
@TMichelle555
9 ай бұрын
This was oddly inadvertently inspiring. The reality check i needed, thanks Tim
@mangymako
Ай бұрын
This is the most accurate depiction of my corporate life that I’ve ever heard
@olliefoxx7165
9 ай бұрын
"Someone's gotta be the cog in the machine." I feel that Tim. We cant all be born into the entitled, priveldged class handed life on a platter. Most of us ARE the bricks in the wall, the cogs in the machine. Its ok being a necessary part of society without all the fame and credit. If you gotta be a cog or a brick, be the best, most happy cog/brick you can be. #coglife, #happybrick
@grocerygoat06
7 ай бұрын
I'm a cracked brick. Time to throw me in the scrap pile.
@officialthomasjames
6 ай бұрын
Yea but so many people are capable of more than that but never take the risk.
@jasonjames5402
5 ай бұрын
“A big sandwich. Chicken cutlet, red peppers. Macaroni on the side. And hatred.” Brilliant.
@superlean5991
Ай бұрын
Your LUNCH has arrived….your lunch..has..arrived
@andystegall7407
8 ай бұрын
Listening to this while at a dead end job full of people who I can't stand is very cathartic
@jontyrosenow9396
9 ай бұрын
Tim came to work in our office sometime 2016, he was already sort of established in comedy and was moving to the other side of town next week Every day he would tell our group of smokers outside that he was gonna throw a massive hissy fit at management and quit - just for a laugh as he already had another job lined up we were all really looking forward to it When it came to the day it was planned to happen he never showed up to work and we never saw him again
@wigglodamus
9 ай бұрын
Listen hes a comedian not a trust fund baby, he might end up back there with you someday. He's just planning ahead.
@Legodoran
2 ай бұрын
i listen to this every day
@doomdtn
7 ай бұрын
As someone looking for a corporate job currently. This honestly makes me feel more at peace
@chrissteer6402
8 ай бұрын
"What you do every day is what your life is." Quite a profound and elegant statement, in my opinion. I forgot he was on the same rant about 14 minutes in lol.
@Dabro1010
9 ай бұрын
I'm leaving my office job next month for a different office job. Living the dream baby!
@PBandy89
9 ай бұрын
U just obliterated your buddy joe rogans point of view lol he’s the only guy I know that will complain about the moral fabric of this country decaying and then in the same breath turn around and say we should legalize all drugs and people should stop working, then turn to complaining about the homeless drug addicts
@lolalaise4530
9 ай бұрын
Lmao rogan has never said that people shouldn’t work wtf he works so hard & encourages people to do the same.
@mattkess3156
9 ай бұрын
We all have a retarded friend that we give a pass to more often than we should. Bill Burr is better friends with Rogan and even he calls him a dumbass all the time on the show lol. No one thinks Rogan is some brilliant figure , he’s not even a good comic. All that said, it’s not for nothing he threw together the biggest podcast on the planet
@spencerc1423
9 ай бұрын
Damn, you know Joe Rogan? Tell him I said hello!
@GavinDavidson
9 ай бұрын
Lol, and Gary Vee. And I agree, corporate conventions are the bomb. If you’re a loser that is 😅
@PBandy89
9 ай бұрын
@@spencerc1423 I’ll do it
@kiragumanyara
4 ай бұрын
literally explained my EXACT day to day Wake up - coffee - open excel - answer emails/phone calls - crunch numbers (im an accountant) - sit in a meeting or two - talk shit about the company with fellow employees - more excel - go home - rinse and repeat until Friday or death (whichever comes first)
@miles.alexander
4 ай бұрын
"Choosing which coffee creamer to use" 😂
@kakarotz9296
2 ай бұрын
I love the bit about the DMT aliens being sick of seeing celebreties
@Mr.Rogers91
9 ай бұрын
If Tim wants to swap places for a few days a week ill volunteer to take his place and he can work my miserable job
@brianadlich4406
9 ай бұрын
Right. He’s off his rocker on this one. Minaj currently in the worst office job I’ve ever had. Investment banking. Other firms the job was slow and chill. This place is a frantic chaotic clusterfuck where all day it’s bosses IMing everyone to do more. So when I think of prior gigs I agree with him but in my present situation he’s totally off mark.
@Randomness65535
9 ай бұрын
I totally get this. Sometimes I wonder that if I were to suddenly become a millionaire, I'd make sure nobody knows about it and keep working at my blue collar job. You can't fake common class struggle.
@BenWike
9 ай бұрын
i mean, this guy literally just did though. the guy who did the video you commented on.
@JediMindTrix420
9 ай бұрын
Nothing keeping you from working/glamorizing a part-time gig Tim.I would say just go ahead and wade into the deep end.Retail. Dealing with a-holes and crazy Karens 9-10 hours a day is a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.The fun parts you're thinking of are 2% of the other 98% shit burrito called the 9-5.
@biggiesmalls3096
9 ай бұрын
You do realise he’s a comedian…
@dangeroushandles
9 ай бұрын
Maybe move out of retail
@JediMindTrix420
9 ай бұрын
@@biggiesmalls3096 I thought he was a blind guy complaining about not getting to work.My bad.
@blakechreene5230
9 ай бұрын
I could see tim pulling up in his Bentley and selling your supervisor a marketing scheme to help fix the office up because its a dump.
@Ultralined
3 ай бұрын
As someone who has regular panic attacks just trying to decide what to do for the rest of their already pathetic life, I feel even more confused now😭😭thanks papa Tim.
@hamdinger7145
9 ай бұрын
I wish him well.
@DaDaDo661
3 ай бұрын
*golf swing*
@jwetzel3141
7 ай бұрын
Mike Rowe - dirty jobs. Tim Dillon - dead end jobs
@georgeharrold5423
9 ай бұрын
Tim hit the nail on the head so many times i thought he was building something
@scottgallagher8953
9 ай бұрын
Tims so right bout the convos. You livin in the middle of a constant struggle. Shit gets real.
@lmastran
9 ай бұрын
Once again Tim, you've nailed it. My work life exactly.
@BX-advocate
9 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the Egyptian version of heaven, its to farm a field of reeds for eternity. Just simple relaxing labour.
@ryanh1275
7 ай бұрын
*me in ohio at my desk while eating subway and checking emails, listening to tim yell about how im living the dream...* 😐
@vladislav3
9 ай бұрын
This sounds like an old, rich actor reminiscing about what it was like to "struggle" to get parts. Fun to look back on when you know it didn't sink you in the end, but pretty shitty to actually live through in the moment.
@roarbertbearatheon8565
9 ай бұрын
You’re just trying to be depressed. You’re making an effort for it, when if you’d just relax, you’d see how good you have it
@ThatWhichErodes
9 ай бұрын
got this playing while on my other screen i'm working my shitty corporate job. it truly was the best of times and the worst of times.
@SandNebula232
9 ай бұрын
It’s actually true…people find ways to have fun in a terrible job situation. Your coworkers become your family away from home. It’s better than how people used to live, working in the fields from sunup to sundown and dying at 40 of scurvy.
@roarbertbearatheon8565
9 ай бұрын
You really think that’s what you did in the fields, lol?
@SandNebula232
9 ай бұрын
@@roarbertbearatheon8565 what did they do?
@countryboyred
7 ай бұрын
As someone who actually works on a farm I always find comments like these hilarious. It isn’t the 1800s anymore dude. We aren’t out there with pitchforks. We have nice technology that does most of the labor and air conditioned machinery. Sure it can be hard work sometimes but it beats working in a stuffy office all day. Plus you actually get paid decently.
@SandNebula232
7 ай бұрын
@@countryboyred wtf lol where in my comment did I say anything about modern agriculture?
@countryboyred
7 ай бұрын
@@SandNebula232 “working the fields from sunup to sundown and dying of scurvy at 40” lmao that doesn’t happen in America
@missys1925
9 ай бұрын
I needed this… I work in Corporate… from home… in CLE Ohio… i needed this today
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