Ok you know the pisser guy is loving life right now, knowing that Tom told his story on Rogan.
@82PeRK
Жыл бұрын
Your dam straight im loving tht Tom told my story. DONT FCK WITH TOMS Ill pee on you
@GeoffFreund
Жыл бұрын
But will he claim "credit" to anyone he knows? 🤣
@L3giT_Hax
Жыл бұрын
MAN IS NOW KNOWN AS THE PISSER 😂😂😂😂
@stant7122
Жыл бұрын
His greatest piss ever
@primitive7634
Жыл бұрын
I am the guy who pulled it out and wizzed on like 30 ppl! This happened like 2yrs ago though
@freebein
Жыл бұрын
I fully expect an animated version of this clip.
@Samo_Wings
Жыл бұрын
Lol this would be a great one for it
@squadnft5176
Жыл бұрын
Virrik kzitem.info/news/bejne/wmegn6Ote6eol4Y
@dangalf84
Жыл бұрын
Get on it JRE Toons! Like comments matter to anyone.
@Trebor824
Жыл бұрын
Job
@DiegoNotDora
Жыл бұрын
The Pisser Got Away should be the name of Tom's next special.
@markdesmond3659
Жыл бұрын
Greatest Japanese comic of all time.
@iancuninghame9163
Жыл бұрын
Seguuuraaa
@1988cophotos
Жыл бұрын
SEGUURAAAAA
@JonOnFilm
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes SEGUURRAAAA!!!!
@Osiris2134
Жыл бұрын
Segura san
@Dianasviews
Жыл бұрын
Segurrra 🙌🏽
@uponeldritchshores
Жыл бұрын
It was Ari trying to find a new place to piss since he can’t do it in Joe’s hallway anymore.
@Clarissa_320
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@StevesSwift
Жыл бұрын
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brettAnichols
Жыл бұрын
"hallway" is that what Joe calls his throat?
@Makaveli934
Жыл бұрын
These guys hate the homeless these privilege guys are disgusting people. “ what about our vets and homeless “ what a joke
@steveaustin330
Жыл бұрын
@@brettAnichols 🤣
@justinditzler4168
Жыл бұрын
You know people love you when they're willing to piss on others in your defense lol
@DoubleDash28
Жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when you try to touch his camera through the fence
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
Жыл бұрын
Piss on him beat him. Try it out!
@brentc4593
Жыл бұрын
That’s if you’re stupid enough to believe the guy is telling the truth.
@bradmuehlenbein
Жыл бұрын
When people are refusing to use the restrooms that’s when you know you’re a great comedian
@yobabybubba
Жыл бұрын
*I love when Joe has those deep belly laughs.*
@josephmurphy1459
Жыл бұрын
Me too! I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.
@yobabybubba
Жыл бұрын
@@josephmurphy1459 indeed 👍
@qcrew2938
Жыл бұрын
Yep.... that's for those morons who say Joe never laughs at jokes
@lilbarney2901
Жыл бұрын
This!
@xXxBurnerable
Жыл бұрын
Only reason I searched for this on youtube so I can confirm how healing his laughter is 😂😂
@David_Mash
Жыл бұрын
Oh no this is going to be a regular thing at his shows now
@oaksnice
Жыл бұрын
It sounds like it already was.
@bboysaif8
Жыл бұрын
Yea he shouldn’t have said it on Rogan lol
@DoubleDash28
Жыл бұрын
You got to follow proto bud
@doughboi8735
Жыл бұрын
Stay far from balconies son
@vikstar123.4
Жыл бұрын
No This is kzitem.info/news/bejne/ua6oz4lok2aDh6w. Its finallly here YeSSSS
@jaytommy8419
Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if Tom's got Buddhist monk vibes or recovering heroin addict vibes
@mrs.h2725
Жыл бұрын
Both. Check out his Horrible or Hilarious clips for the serial killer vibes.
@plasticflashlight3039
Жыл бұрын
@@mrs.h2725 he's a psychopath
@theoriginalthg
Жыл бұрын
Recovering heroin addict here. Here for a reason. Because you're exactly right, man lmao
@ShrimpDaddys
Жыл бұрын
Recovering Buddhist Monk addicted to heroin actually.....
@erixouther
Жыл бұрын
Recovering monk
@fobbitoperator3620
Жыл бұрын
"I've been pissing on hecklers for 87 years." -Steven Segal
@GeneDarrTV
Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like this in months, holy moly. Crazy to think there are fans out there that are willing to pee on others. 😂
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
👆
@primitive7634
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao I am that guy! But this happened like 2yrs ago or even more now! That’s what 7-8 beers will do to ya!
@primitive7634
Жыл бұрын
Fill ya right up and I’m super lazy so I just decided to wiz on like 30ppl lmfao.. it was a lot though like one of those super long ones I was holy crap I need to finish now and run! Ppl were just stairing at me ready to grab me once I was gone I shook and ran at the same time lmfao
@AgendaInMind
Жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by having a traumatic event take them by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@DoubleDash28
Жыл бұрын
He was just following proto bud
@pablowooly183
Жыл бұрын
As someone with a shy bladder, I've never been more impressed by a story
@mettattem
Жыл бұрын
Joe’s laugh cracks me up every single time! I love it! Still laughing about the pisser guy😂😂😂
@think2146
Жыл бұрын
One can always tell the the IQ of someone by what they laugh at . Joe's isn't that high .
@Sam518
Жыл бұрын
Took streaming his show to a whole new level💀
@Robology13
Жыл бұрын
That was a great story, Joe cracking up made it that much funnier. Good stuff.
@jaytommy8419
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for washing my windshield in Minneapolis last weekend Tom. Very generous of you, hope that dollar helped
@MegaJessejames91
Жыл бұрын
Given the context, is "washing my windshield" code for pissing on you?
@Tim_Worldly
Жыл бұрын
I worked at a casino in the surveillance dept for about 4 years and I saw this kind of sh*t all the time.
@sentryogmixmaster
Жыл бұрын
animals the lot of em
@kaj7135
Жыл бұрын
All gamblers have severe mental problems so that doesn’t surprise me.
@noname-tj3rp
Жыл бұрын
Joe, PLEASE get Nando Parrado as a guest on your show!!! His survival is known as the greatest of all time. He survived a place crash, avalanche, 2 months in the snowy andes and then walked 10 days to survival. Professional hikers say what he did is even impossible for the greatest hikers with the gear he had.
@doughboi8735
Жыл бұрын
The will for life is greatest gear..
@rustypotato9064
Жыл бұрын
The honey dew
@HarryManback0
Жыл бұрын
Tom and Joe are going to be touching my camera through the fence for the rest of the workday
@OriginalZypher
Жыл бұрын
Lol what?
@spencerb_3
Жыл бұрын
@@OriginalZypher you’re definitely not a mommy
@ozymandias3466
Жыл бұрын
@@OriginalZypher I'm coming up in May
@TheRandomR00ster
Жыл бұрын
I loved your message, @Harry Manback
@King133x
Жыл бұрын
They sit between my steering wheel on my breaks
@jking0.o121
Жыл бұрын
I pissed in a cup at a kiss concert once. But I made sure to put it in the guy next to me's cup holder so I didnt accidentally sip it.
@squadnft5176
Жыл бұрын
Skini kzitem.info/news/bejne/wmegn6Ote6eol4Y
@anonony9081
Жыл бұрын
Ooh nice misdirection
@MusicbyWordPlay
Жыл бұрын
48 minutes and a spam bot has already stolen your comment and received more likes for it. YT REALLY needs to do something about these bots BADLY
@MercGaming-eo3fl
Жыл бұрын
@@anonony9081 🤣🤣
@jking0.o121
Жыл бұрын
@@MusicbyWordPlay I noticed that. Literally was word for word my same comment. Creepy.
@owlgoalie30
Жыл бұрын
I was at this show, seated on the opposite end of the balcony. HAD NO IDEA THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I actually became the pisser, I need new pants 😂😂😂
@angrygamer3458
Жыл бұрын
Yo was this the show in Greenville SC?
@JonOnFilm
Жыл бұрын
My dude in the balcony was just *letting it flow* 😭
@zachwalker.
Жыл бұрын
Love Tommy. He’s ducking hilarious
@Tacit_Tern
Жыл бұрын
*It's great that Tom Segura & Joe Rogan can have an honest conversation about China.* I find that most people in the west are afraid to have a fair and honest conversation. My family fled from China to the United States when I was a kid. Due to the religious persecution of Christians. I don't mind being honest about why my family had to flee, and why I'm so proud to have served our country. What the CCP-PLA is doing at home and abroad is just sick, twisted, and wrong.
@dreamersdisease2481
Жыл бұрын
Chinese Japanese look at these
@Only2GendersCommonSense
Жыл бұрын
@@dreamersdisease2481 Hercules
@Only2GendersCommonSense
Жыл бұрын
Joe has a thumbhead 👍
@teraslaakso2144
Жыл бұрын
@First Last agitator. joe is our savior and light in these dark times
@userjim83
Жыл бұрын
Wgaf
@Widderic
Жыл бұрын
I was at this show which was a month or two ago and I was a few seats away form the guy that was pissing all over everyone. It was pure chaos and we ended up leaving shortly after that. This is why we can't have nice things in Baltimore. Everyone was drank as hell because the bartenders were pouring them HEAVY. Like 4oz shots.
@kevinj.carroll9807
Жыл бұрын
Haha I was at this show too on the base level wondering what happened
@ericmiller1551
Жыл бұрын
Love the lyric! Graduated from college there and got peed on at a Tom Segura show.
@ernieramos2792
Жыл бұрын
When you're so good that people would rather piss in public rather than miss a minute of your show!
@colinsdad1
Жыл бұрын
"Piss Drunk" should be the name of Segura's Tour going forward
@negativeindustrial
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like some pretty cool guys in Tom’s crowd.
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
📩👆
@hylofarm
Жыл бұрын
Gotta make a JRE Toons out of this
@realtyrocker
Жыл бұрын
when you see a brand new Segura clip so you know there are 3 hours of him ready for you on Spotify ✌️✌️✌️
@jv97332
Жыл бұрын
Man it’s good to have you in a life like this, show somone like me so much clarity just from listening and seeing you as a person, it’s like a breath of fresh air knowing there’s atleast 1 of you. there may be more, but not that I know of, also I’m tryna get more healthy any tips?
@GWFarma
Жыл бұрын
Let’s go another Tom podcast, love Tom
@frenchiesfrankieandhenry
Жыл бұрын
Ah Baltimore. You never disappoint.
@Aquariumaddictable
Жыл бұрын
"You don't fuck with Tom's show" lmao
@planb2829
Жыл бұрын
Joe really likes those Foundation Tabernacles. Great stick.
@bigboypants225
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist - all three pissers at the different shows were the same guy. Can’t wait for Pauly Toons animation of this one!
@veteranredbeard6222
Жыл бұрын
I've never seen Joe laugh so hard
@cheatswiz58
Жыл бұрын
You should see him when Joey Diaz goes off on Alex Jones 😂
@DjSammyWammy
Жыл бұрын
Almost as crazy as when Ari pissed in Joe’s podcast studio hallway and acted like he was the victim😂
@powerstrokepablo
Жыл бұрын
Nice work posting the best clip and only clip from this podcast I guess I’ll redownload Spotify for a little lmao
@qigong1001
Жыл бұрын
You have to do a JRE Toons on this one. lol!
@VirginiaWolf88
Жыл бұрын
That Baltimore show was awesome. I remember when the incident happened. Tom said something like We could have had the show without your input or something. It was over in a minute or two. I'm happy that we were not in that section of the balcony lol The guy said "like Bert Drunk?" or something..
@Widderic
Жыл бұрын
I was up there, I was about 3-4 seats away from being pissed on. It was chaos up there. Those bartenders were pouring them fucking strong that night. Everyone was fucked up. God damn it baltimore lololol.
@timstradley5819
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I was there too lol I love how Tom handled it. I thought he was gonna lose it when the last dude asked if he liked old bay 😂
@hermaeusmora424
Жыл бұрын
What I learned from this is that whenever I go to a show with Tom I gotta have to bring an umbrella.
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
📩👆
@SogonD.Zunatsu
Жыл бұрын
Or a bottle if you're the pisser type.
@Reggie757
Жыл бұрын
I'm bringing a full bladder.
@Slays_Media
Жыл бұрын
Just get floor seating and there won't be room to get pissed on.
@ijustpostconcertsigoto
Жыл бұрын
3:46 😂😂😂😂😂"The pisser got free" 😂😂😂😂bro Joe is hilarious
@misteranon763
Жыл бұрын
The pisser🤣🤣 Legend of the Stream 😂
@mohsei3610
Жыл бұрын
Man, I can’t wait to see Tom live. September couldn’t come sooner! I’ll make sure to be aware of people pissing around me!
@slender1803
Жыл бұрын
If you are a huge YMH fan, just know you will know all the jokes and stories. It was still a great show, but don't get your hopes up that it will all be new material you haven't heard before.
@mrs.h2725
Жыл бұрын
Keep em high and tight jeans!
@mohsei3610
Жыл бұрын
@@slender1803 I honestly could listen to him regardless of the material. I’m more or less excited to just see him live!
@patrickhowley6698
Жыл бұрын
Saw his new shit a couple months ago. Hardest I've ever laughed!!!
@187mrsmith
Жыл бұрын
Imagine u trying to help out Tom by peeing on the heckler that was trying to start commotion and cause a 🔥 & u accidentally spray all the fans around him 😂😂 his heart was in the right place!
@readingtips2690
Жыл бұрын
Let's be Honest We knew it kzitem.info/news/bejne/xW-A1GFvhGSQaW0,
@Bellybell2425
Жыл бұрын
I dunno why but the smoke going over his face from the get go killed me 😂😂😂
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
👆
@DGG.85
Жыл бұрын
I’m so excited to see Tom in Denver
@franksbtka1624
Жыл бұрын
Better love story than Rise of Skywalker.
@mtndogrally
Жыл бұрын
This need to be one of the animated JREToons episodes
@youkilledkenny85
Жыл бұрын
I’m seeing Tom in a couple months,I was gonna yell BIKES 😂
@jopo7996
Жыл бұрын
That fan urinating in the audience was definitely Burp Cryshart.
@ns4698
Жыл бұрын
Joe..get Eddie Murphy on the podcast
@GreenEnvy.
Жыл бұрын
I can barely recognize Tom without his lipstick.
@someparts
Жыл бұрын
"...and what we learn is" HAHAHA
@cellamuert
Жыл бұрын
I love how joe's laugh has levels to it
@Moreusdm
Жыл бұрын
Tom and Joe are a duo not to be reckoned with
@Maniac-Cop-2
Жыл бұрын
Tom is a damn good man
@benevolent2077
Жыл бұрын
joe rogan mastered that Fake white guy laugh LOL
@J.D.Mc.
Жыл бұрын
About pissed myself laughing at this.
@user-ex4nd1zt2i
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Joe for sharing your thoughts and insights with us. I'm glad to have found you
@alzero4333
Жыл бұрын
You should get maryln manson on
@Nyxeme
Жыл бұрын
Who?
@vivwinsome2363
Жыл бұрын
Omg thats some fan loyalty right thurr 🤣🤣🤣
@geico1975
Жыл бұрын
OMG! So funny:) JR saying, "Why's this guy spraying everywhere"
@DoubleDash28
Жыл бұрын
Tom probably has the craziest fans out of any other stand up comedian. They always follow proto bud.
@stefandieter4044
Жыл бұрын
Hello dear how's it going with you over there?
@KDK1379
Жыл бұрын
I have had to go to the restroom so badly at great concerts and held it til I couldn't any longer and missed a couple of my favorite songs over the years because of this. Never did i think I should just piss on the cement floor of this arena hell I have even hoofed it to porta pottys at outdoor venues where it wouldn't have really even been a huge deal to piss outside. If you are gross enough to just piss in front of people indoors. You should just wear an adult diaper to any concert or show you go to. Wouldn't bother someone that disgusting already to just sit in their piss til the concert is over. Better than just letting it loose on the floor or people. Yikes
@squadnft5176
Жыл бұрын
Tasak kzitem.info/news/bejne/wmegn6Ote6eol4Y
@anonony9081
Жыл бұрын
How do you feel about people who wear diapers to concerts so they don't have to miss songs? Richard Christie the comedian / drummer used to do that
@holeindanssock156
Жыл бұрын
I would pee into a cup and throw it in the trash
@PNorm
Жыл бұрын
People piss in plastic beer cups and launch them usually, every single concert or festival I've been to it happens 🤷♂️
@KDK1379
Жыл бұрын
@@PNorm really? I guess it must just depend on where ya live or where the concerts or festivals are. I am 44 was a D.J. for over 25 years have never seen it happen. Not that I haven't seen things but not people just dropping their drawers and relieving themselves.
@Rufusthered186
Жыл бұрын
I just pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣
@Laysea89
Жыл бұрын
Omg Tom’s gotta find the Heckle Avenger🤣🤣🤣
@ETAisNOW
Жыл бұрын
Bring Eddie Bravo back!!!
@jacobshipley1421
Жыл бұрын
@lShowSрееd 🅥 you are not speed 😂
@brianbachmeier34
Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the LatinX community! 🌮🌯
@Arcanecide
Жыл бұрын
I hope you're using that term ironically
@worldisfilledb
Жыл бұрын
Latinx isn’t a thing
@StraLo90
Жыл бұрын
The pisser is loving that you posted this on KZitem lol
@halon7476
Жыл бұрын
I pissed myself laughing 😄
@wishfull3314
Жыл бұрын
Get Andrew tate on here joe!!!
@born-blind8710
Жыл бұрын
Thank for coming through Western NC Segura!
@romeoromero808
Жыл бұрын
Piss on the heckler should be a term now 😂
@GreatStuff2Watch
Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see the JRE Toons of this.
@The_DEN_of_FIGHTS
Жыл бұрын
it is very interesting to listen to such stories
@gradycowley5303
Жыл бұрын
BIKES!!!!😂😂
@colinjames7569
Жыл бұрын
Yo! If you ever decide to come to Maine, lmk bro. I’m a big fan of your work 😎
@cjtalksfunny
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe the first guy got away! Hero.
@ARreckless14
Жыл бұрын
I just drove through Maryland. What a cluster.
@cuhzlightyear8151
Жыл бұрын
"and what we learn is" and the story just gets wilder 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@sjh3099
Жыл бұрын
This needs a JRE Toon. Especially those deep belly laughs
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
👆👆
@acidrat420
Жыл бұрын
If you ever think of heckling, just remember that getting pissed on is a possible consequence lol
@wilhud
Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura: Comedy so funny that you'll willingly piss yourself not to miss it
@AwetisticlyPerfect
Жыл бұрын
LEGENDARY FAN!!! he got ya back forrealz
@jackmack3674
Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see Tom in Halifax Nova Scotia!
@GFMmastermaxwell
Жыл бұрын
Dude your content is so legendary on KZitem you can live a whole lifetime watching Joe Rogan without even visiting his actual channel once. This is a first for me but I've watched your clips for years 😆😆
@imtylernewlands
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious as hell
@lilbarney2901
Жыл бұрын
Omg I needed this. Hilarious!
@virmehta13
Жыл бұрын
This will definitely become one of those JRE Toons cartoon videos
@gusswier3952
Жыл бұрын
I love these stories about Ari! Lol
@elitelawn9547
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! This has to turn into a cartoon version.
@RIDERSONLINEORG
Жыл бұрын
The pisser got away! Lololol
@Sindywilliam
Жыл бұрын
📩👆
@mattasticmattattack8546
Жыл бұрын
R Kelly went to a Tom show? " The pisser got free🤣 " lol
@naewsanguinem9584
Жыл бұрын
Glad I've learned something
@craigknepley6021
Жыл бұрын
Now watch it again but this time ALL YOU HEAR IS TOM’S NOSE WHISTLING
@Bob_Smith19
Жыл бұрын
This sums up a good portion of Tom’s fans.
@Sindywilliam
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That's truly a WTF moment in time . I was on a ferry when that happened but gratefully was missed .
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