Park this in San Fran with a $20 on the seat and then we’ll see how armored it really is
@NordicDan
2 жыл бұрын
Test the armor capacity in Chicago
@stareagle5000
2 жыл бұрын
Why not just go all out and leave it on the streets of Detroit
@edmmitch
2 жыл бұрын
Good one brother
@aoibhinnomahony7712
2 жыл бұрын
@@stareagle5000 the armoured panel's would get stolen
@andrewhanson1180
2 жыл бұрын
LGB!
@vdd4399
2 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to announce "stop ambushing us" on an armored vehicle PA system
@waffleninja1000
2 жыл бұрын
"Attention peasants. This is not the servants quarters. Leave Nantucket immediately."
@AbbStar1989
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he would say 'Please stop ambushing us'.
@andrewlee8243
2 жыл бұрын
Evil Doug: “Give us your quirks and features or we will fire on you!”
@mattyonkey6942
2 жыл бұрын
Thiiisssss…is an ambush.
@User-718_
2 жыл бұрын
Not funny kid
@thebritishautochannel
2 жыл бұрын
This looks simultaneously miniaturised & massive
@VoicefulRiver
2 жыл бұрын
The vehicle next to it dwarfs it too.
@cyjanek7818
2 жыл бұрын
I think thats because wheels are funnily small in comparison to those wheel arches
@arcane6656
2 жыл бұрын
Right, lol!
@user-ov2fc5sd1e
2 жыл бұрын
Cuz the car it's based on is tiny, so when you add buffy-looking add-ons it feels "weird" Like seeing a jacked up short man.
@pileofwit
2 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said?
@tayzonday
2 жыл бұрын
The armored glass windows look like the bolts would come off with a $50 impact driver and the right hex bit.
@bonzobonanza
2 жыл бұрын
Hello Tay
@Rabbidgoldfish
2 жыл бұрын
Same with the door hinges...
@camarov8power319
2 жыл бұрын
This car's armor will not withstand the tremendous attack from the chocolate man himself.
@NickRaven
2 жыл бұрын
This vehicle is also for people who don't like kerning.
@shoobadoo123
2 жыл бұрын
CHOCOLATE RAIN. Am I showing my age??
@anonimushbosh
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm watching Doug explaining the concept of overlapping - which he genuinely seems to have discovered for himself whilst making this video.
@Real_JustNonsense
2 жыл бұрын
With his gritty manliness, expert mechanical skill and storied military career, Doug's the perfect guy to test this.
@roddydykes7053
2 жыл бұрын
I bet he brought his knee pads for this one
@efemert6649
2 жыл бұрын
Doug commited war crimes in Iraq, his nickname was El-Quirkeke. Let that sink in...
@nemesis1569
2 жыл бұрын
Lots of hype and subscribers. Competency doesn't matter nowadays.
@BabyJesus66
2 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to steal yo bitch!
@carltonleboss
2 жыл бұрын
"Thisssss is an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank..."
@ddjohnstonbetween2brests639
2 жыл бұрын
Finally a SUV i can pick up my kids from school with
@hannah5740
2 жыл бұрын
OoF
@Mireaze
2 жыл бұрын
Given the state of American schools this might not be enough
@mcdoob
2 жыл бұрын
Lol damnnnnn fool too soon too soon
@nothing9271
2 жыл бұрын
if you live in Detroit New Orleans or Chicago
@TheCostantinus
2 жыл бұрын
The only downside is that they have to exit the vehicle to go to school, where they're in real danger
@SodiumWage
2 жыл бұрын
Alpine Armoring: Check out our Battle Lock! Lock Picking Lawyer: This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today I'll be breaking into the Cuda with a cordless drill while taking live fire.
@MAGGOT_VOMIT
2 жыл бұрын
LPL: "Cuda??? OMG!! WHAT AN ORIGINAL EFFING NAME!! NEVER 'ERDUVIT BEFORE!!.....Talk about AmberTurding their own bed. Imma grab some popcorn."
@linksbro1
2 жыл бұрын
Doug and LockPickingLawyer. The crossover no one asked for, but that everyone wanted.
@ishan_singh
2 жыл бұрын
The Car's occupants: No one break into this vehicle. A faint voice from the outside: Three is binding... Nice click at four...
@InceRumul
2 жыл бұрын
I saw that gas door and thought: "I bet that's just a wafer lock, isn't it."
@chlorophyll6154
Ай бұрын
Lmfao he will go in 2 minutes
@rlhhd4621
2 жыл бұрын
Doug should play a role in a movie as an innovative physcopath explaining his inventions.
@grmpf
2 жыл бұрын
A villain's Q, that would actually be great.
@Ironfootx1
2 жыл бұрын
The idea behind the powertrain is that from a stopped position, you can push an SUV out of the way and escape
@andrewreynolds8100
2 жыл бұрын
20:24 The off-center "Lights" label has me unreasonably furious. You put all this work into armoring a car, charge $185k, and you can't get a label centered?
@Sheridantank
2 жыл бұрын
No one buying these gives AF about that. You're paying for armor not luxury. Pay $250k if you want perfect stickers.
@48Boxer
2 жыл бұрын
The cheap Chinese buttons that fail easily are another issue I see. I'd rather have an old school toggle
@mp40submachinegun81
2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the most important things in an armored vehicle designed for markets that have a tight budget. the label for lights...
@48Boxer
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridantank The cost difference between the shop placing the label correctly or crooked is zero cents
@ZGryphon
2 жыл бұрын
The Babylon 5 font is an interesting choice, too.
@pepesilvia4564
2 жыл бұрын
As an actual engineer in the auto industry I cringe every time I see one of these meat-head "security" companies pop-up with armored vehicles. It's always the same story, barely literate ex-army/LEO grunts with vague understanding of vehicle components thinking they can "build" an armored vehicle the same way they installed lift-kits in their trucks. A complete engineering disaster.
@drunkpolack7612
2 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken 😂
@Sheridantank
2 жыл бұрын
Your insecurities are showing big time. I wouldn't post something to sound so weak, and you're proud of it. You clearly have a anti military position. Probably a beta Male who thinks brains make up for being an all round alpha Male. Note, I'm bringing the same brash childish energy you brought that makes any sound person doubt that you're an engineer. That your opinion is worth anything. Because you're unable to Express your opinion in any way without sounding like a raging child.. wait, so you must actually be an engineer.
@GamingWimpGW360
2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@papa_pt
2 жыл бұрын
nailed it
@gangien
2 жыл бұрын
Then what are the problems with this?
@johnpaullapointe5809
2 жыл бұрын
That “Light” sticker in the interior being crooked and then just exacto knifed cut out (scratching the black) would drive me crazy every day looking at that
@CsykKrit
2 жыл бұрын
for that price it's nothing to have those panels sent out for engraving and painting. I've done emergency vehicle outfitting and the electrics in these vehicles are usually done by old dog mechanics and therefore terrible.
@nathanreece1743
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@thefatmoop
2 жыл бұрын
The thermal label stuff tends to fade out blacken in hot sunny places. Not good for a ccar
@BabyJesus66
2 жыл бұрын
I doubt anyone cares about stickers when they're going to raid a methlab. This is a armored vehicle for law enforcement or whatever, not a luxury vehicle.
@paulelliott682
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if I was the driver, it would trigger my mild OCD
@cashrewardsnetwork
2 жыл бұрын
Very cool vehicle.... just goes to prove once more the crazy reliability that Toyota enjoys worldwide.
@C0RB5
2 жыл бұрын
An odd quirk of the current 70 series is its different track, front and back. Toyota widened the front to accommodate the V8, but leftnthe rear axle narrow. It's usually the first thing to 'fix' when modified, often combined with a GVM upgrade. Curious that hasn't been done on this one.
@johnsonrepp
2 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of ways to get stuck in your CUDA. The hinges should be internal, there should be multiple air intakes and radiators in different locations and there should be a full armored panel underneath that covers the axels and drive line. Just my opinion. Nice rig though.
@KangoV
2 жыл бұрын
The underneath needs to be in a V configuration to deflect a blast as well.
@anonanonymous5579
2 жыл бұрын
Well, this vehicle is probably not a mrap which should be used in combat area. It seems more suitable for sort of police operations, give a protection against stones and light firearms, not land mines
@chmclips121
2 жыл бұрын
@@KangoV just get a marauder
@aritakalo8011
2 жыл бұрын
@@KangoV Well it's a SWAT patrol vehicle, not an MRAP or full on APC. It's meant to handle criminal level weaponry, not enemy military AT weaponry. Since if they have say 10 kg AT Mine to blow out the non V bottom hull, they also have RPG-7 or M73 LAW and it will just cut through even the thickest of the side plates on that thing. The below plate will probably handle what it is meant for: Which is number 1: someone molotov fireballing under it. Number 2: someones home made pipebomb aka small IED, thrown under or driven over. 3: criminals have managed to get their hands on stolen military hand grenades. It's light armored patrol vehicle. Not a tank, not even a full on APC. If the criminals have scored a stolen AT launcher for themselves, well better get the bazooka guy before they get anything police would have. At that point call national guard with actual medium or heavy armored assets.
@TheOnlyUpadly
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with internal hinges. If those on outside get hit (other vehicle ram etc.) small bend will make them stuck. Good luck opening the door then
@edwoll
2 жыл бұрын
The Cuda is so safe and secure, that you can unscrew the door hinges like a Jeep and capture or harm the occupants in about 5 minutes. That's impressive!
@ultraguy8771
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, cause a soldier must have a screwdriver as part of their arsenal.
@bigchief9313
2 жыл бұрын
The protection is for active defense. You will be shot before you touch the car let alone get 5 minutes with the door.
@jastat
2 жыл бұрын
@@ultraguy8771 You've ever heard of a Swiss army knife?
@hoodio
2 жыл бұрын
that's american logic to me, "i need a one inch deadbolt on my cardboard house🤓"
@feandil666
2 жыл бұрын
yeah and the armed bodyguards in it are gonna let you do that
@Dinoyipi
2 жыл бұрын
21:50 I love how in most cars, Doug would probably say "...so you don't _hit_ anything" but in this case--for obvious reasons--it's "so you don't _crush_ anything."
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah! Yeah....good catch.
@MAGGOT_VOMIT
2 жыл бұрын
Cuda??? OMG!! WHAT AN ORIGINAL EFFING NAME!! NEVER 'ERDUVIT BEFORE!! Talk about name stealing from a true Icon........GET A LIFE, Alpine Amoring!!
@Anonymous594
2 жыл бұрын
But can it survive a guy named xIlIlxlIlIx on a MK2?
@hussainharneswala4577
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this look like the insurgent from GTA online lol
@DrTopLiftDPT
2 жыл бұрын
This is ready for the streets of “gun free” Chicago 💀 💀 💀
@bindingcurve
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think Chicago is "gun free" last time I lived that they were SHALL ISSUE on CCWs.
@jansvoboda3954
2 жыл бұрын
I love how it is armored, yet leaves all screws open to outside. You manage to stop this vehicle and cannot get inside? easy, just unscrew the windows from outside.
@nothing9271
2 жыл бұрын
there's no time to do this in combat
@neom0nk
2 жыл бұрын
@@nothing9271 just shoot the top of the two hinge pins on the door?
@Benzinilinguine
2 жыл бұрын
@@neom0nk 12:00 they're literally made from hArDeNeD StEeL my guy. You arent gonna "shoot" that off. Blow it off, maybe.
@Sheridantank
2 жыл бұрын
@@Benzinilinguine Learn the difference between just metal and steel. High powered rifles could wear those hinges out depending on how they're heat treated and such. Which I'm sure means nothing to you or you wouldn't call hardened steel metal.
@franciscodanconia4324
2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure you have time to pull out your ratchet and take out a dozen heavy duty bolts. And as soon as you get the window off the armed guy inside shoots you in the face.
@the_frankc
2 жыл бұрын
I knew before this video started he would be threatening attackers over a loud speaker with his Quirks and Features, and it's why I watched.
@freddiebtv
2 жыл бұрын
Why am i watching this and really paying attention to the details doug is giving... like im bout to pick one up
@AmericanRoads
2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a car that is truly Chicago-proof.
@GearsGadgets
2 жыл бұрын
Will Safelite replace a windshield after a 5.56 chip?
@UnrelatedPopcornFire420
2 жыл бұрын
Safelite repair, Safelite replace
@SpaceSmurf3000
2 жыл бұрын
23:48 lmao i would absolutely hate if hundreds of armoured vehicles fell into the wrong hands. Im glad our government would never allow its enemies to easily get military weapons, NVGs, and armour
@SchmidleMcDingle
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, of course they would never allow that.
@RB..1
2 жыл бұрын
That could never happen. 😜🤔😡
@kalashnikov1343
2 жыл бұрын
*the Taliban would like to know your location*
@JJ-si4qh
2 жыл бұрын
We would never intentionally (or unintentionally via incompetence) arm our enemies!
@dildoswaggins3724
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Peter-MH
2 жыл бұрын
Looks safe enough for LA, but I’d want thicker armour for Chicago.
@travisallen1640
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah that's too light for the streets of chicago
@TVCHLORD
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t look safe enough to transport your kids to a Texas school
@travisallen1640
2 жыл бұрын
@@TVCHLORD yeah at this point were going need tanks
@neoclassic09
2 жыл бұрын
This is the sort of vehicle the cops could approach a situation in, then sit outside for an hour as kids are killed before going in, then blaming it on the vehicle
@johndewey6358
6 ай бұрын
Doug, You should do a video of Rezvani Tank, built in your area (Orange County / San Diego), not sure if they have a showroom.
@mustafaahmadi3833
2 жыл бұрын
I would pay to watch one of these being sent to DemolitionRanch for a testing
@hustla10188
2 жыл бұрын
Yup!! For science lol
@mustafaahmadi3833
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@Sheridantank
2 жыл бұрын
Whistling Diesel
@hustla10188
2 жыл бұрын
Research and development.... We got options... lol
@jeffb.6642
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna buy this but I'm holding out for the EV version
@guycha0s380
2 жыл бұрын
Won't happen, too heavy
@guycha0s380
2 жыл бұрын
Redditors are after me,
@hustla10188
2 жыл бұрын
Rich rebuilds lol
@monkeydui7241
2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@RB..1
2 жыл бұрын
Tow behind battery armory
@moletrap2640
2 жыл бұрын
Doug : “If the vehicle is disabled, it will keep people safe so they can be rescued later.“ Attacker : pulls out battery power torque wrench and unscrews the front window in about two minutes. Or door in about 30 seconds. So surprising that the removable fasteners are on the outside of the vehicle? To work, this vehicle must escape and get out of harms way so it does not dwell in a risk area.
@caodesignworks2407
2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me it takes a lot more than those nuts on the outside to remove them. Especially considering how small they are vs. how heavy/ massive that window is. Ditto for the hinges. If you look, you can see that the hinges are welded onto the door/ body. So I'm not even sure the point of the bolts.
@Nedinho23
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing seems like a lazy oversight
@nickcpv
2 жыл бұрын
They are probably double bolted from inside as well. Besides, the gun ports make sure no one comes close.
@mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938
2 жыл бұрын
or just set it on fire and it becomes a crockpot.
@Bialy_1
2 жыл бұрын
" this vehicle must escape" nah, this vehicle have this special angled hole betwen the tire and armored body where you can put some rock or a brick and avoid the risk of runing awey from a guy with basic tools that you can use to get into the car... LoL
@tootallslim7655
2 жыл бұрын
Sadly, a vehicle such as this is all too necessary in today's America. How many elementary school children can be safely housed inside one of these?
@taitheguy85
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for all the quirks & features in the m1 abrams review
@Lolan1111
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else concerned that the doors could be zipped off in probably around 30 seconds via hinge removal with a cordless impact and a 15 mill deep socket? Maybe they are just covers over top the actual fastener ?
@MallocFree90
2 жыл бұрын
it's made to handle riots, not Ukraine
@noa-3053
2 жыл бұрын
@@MallocFree90 funniest comment down here
@edwardvieyra7357
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@derpapito1391
2 жыл бұрын
Just remove the hinge pins
@Giuliana-w1f
2 жыл бұрын
They didn't watch LockPickingLawyer
@ifeanyiuleanya2454
2 жыл бұрын
When Doug said “ I’m gonna get it out on the road and drive it I was very excited”.
@repapeti98
2 жыл бұрын
From the side it looks like someone made a fiberglass bodykit in his shed.
@robertojofre15
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly,the surfacing is suspect
@repapeti98
2 жыл бұрын
@@robertojofre15 The surface irregularities are probably because of the paint. I'm talking about "Indian knockoff" or "guy built one because he couldn't afford the real thing" kinda deal.
@pete6705
2 жыл бұрын
I thought of a good business idea. You could buy this truck and start a company called Ghetto Tours, and use it to take people around all the worst ghettos in America, and provide a safe, educational, fun experience. I’ve always wanted to see the ghettos but too scared to go myself.
@Amathylar
2 жыл бұрын
All these apocalyptic vehicles ignore one thing. Fuel. With 5 mpg fuel economy, you would need a gas station in tow, which would be hard to come by in the zombie apocalypse.
@LansaDiag
2 жыл бұрын
Few things that bother me greatly. *Why are the lights operated by remote control? If the batteries in those remotes go dead those are useless. Why is there no wired control? *Locks seem to be fairly weak, easily bypassed. *External hinges and window frames with common used bolts, easily dissasembled. *Cheap chinese camera's mounted as backup cameras. I get that the point is to protect the occupants, but a little better design wouldn't be a bad idea.
@nalgene247
2 жыл бұрын
In my jaded opinion, the real purpose of this vehicle is to look tough.
@nesterovoa
2 жыл бұрын
Remote control lights are obviously also cheap Chinese led-remote-ultra-bright-lights, just mounted above with few bolt's.
@SlammedZero
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the external bolts were the first thing I noticed too. Get this vehicle's powertrain inoperable, and you stand on the outside and start taking it apart with a drill. lol
@Skip6235
2 жыл бұрын
@@nalgene247 yep, it’s designed for Cops to spend their bloated budgets on this truck so they can LARP as soldiers and feel cool while they drive to the baseball game so they can do traffic control
@Vault13CanteenFNV
2 жыл бұрын
@@Skip6235 Well I mean it could also be used to protect the community from a blm terrorist attack too
@harrychufan
2 жыл бұрын
Armored car with top hatch worth 180k: Gotta make sure that doesn’t fall into the wrong hands!! 7 Billion of military equipment left in Afghanistan: we’re gonna pretend we didn’t see that.
@Sheridantank
2 жыл бұрын
FJB
@evilcam
2 жыл бұрын
I really like it when Doug finds these ultra quirky custom vehicles, and reviews them. I think this thing is super cool, and can understand why Doug likes it too. Plus he gets to vicariously review a Land Cruiser that he otherwise probably could not find in the US. Everyone wins, in this exchange. We get purpose built quirky and strange vehicles reviewed, and Doug gets to have fun doing not only that, but also getting a look at a vehicle he does not get to see often. I especially appreciated the backstory as to how this armoring company got ahold of this, and how silly the whole thing seems as to the reason why Land Cruisers are no longer in the US.
@Tam0de
2 жыл бұрын
Mexican cartel bosses watching this & be like: "Hmmm, this is exactly what we need, Ramon! Find out how we can get our hands on one of those!"
@montecorbit8280
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to walk us through why you gave it that score. I get great information from that, just the final tally is nearly useless to me.... Please adjust future videos....
@_david_024
2 жыл бұрын
Review a passat w8 pls
@nicholasartuso4698
2 жыл бұрын
He'll w8 on if he can find it lol
@lmgarage728
2 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to find the black or grey exterior and black leather six speed. I’m sure he’s just waiting for the perfect model that hasn’t been notified. Extremely rare cars
@davidflip
2 жыл бұрын
imagine accidentally locking your keys inside this thing
@pileofwit
2 жыл бұрын
My normal method of using grenades to unlock doors wouldn’t work on this.
@CozyJE
Жыл бұрын
Unbolt the doors, easy.
@nathanreece1743
2 жыл бұрын
I’m curious if there were any suspension upgrades that had to be done because if all the added weight. Did you ask them about that Doug?
@jpaulor
2 жыл бұрын
You can tell by the number of leaves on the rear springs that show up in the video that suspension has certainly been beefed up
@Benzinilinguine
2 жыл бұрын
If they didn't, the shell would be on the ground during the review.
@dzello
2 жыл бұрын
Why ask? You can clearly see the answer to your question at 6:44 ? A third of the screen is literally just suspensions.
@mikezeke7041
2 жыл бұрын
@@dzello I was about to say that 😄
@Ooo-nu6ot
2 жыл бұрын
@@dzello there is 1 factory issue that has not been fixed. The front and rear wheels are not aligned. There's a company in Australia that has a fix for that.
@shoobadoo123
2 жыл бұрын
28:12 "relatively sort of topsy-turvy body rolly" hahaha
@tiberiusbaxter7595
2 жыл бұрын
…This Vehicle is not used in our wars, like you would think, but rather against our own citizens- even with the ‘legal premise’
@sm_flys
2 жыл бұрын
I need this truck for my trip to Chicago next month.
@udonenomee2117
2 жыл бұрын
I was a gunner in Afghanistan for 9 months. I was a CROWS gunner (MRAP) for the last half. I was in ASVs also and I drove them both too. I am all too familiar with these types of vehicles. The doors are air controlled on the rear of MRAPS and once you push that button you need to be clear of the door motion. You can operate them manually too but they are heavy. We would drift MRAPS through the deepest mud, accelerating sideways through the ruts and you couldn’t stop them. Off-roading in an ASV is actually even better. We would stagger them, CROWS MRAP out front, ASV, then MRAP then ASV. 11B
@joegomes1352
2 жыл бұрын
I was a sniper for the opps,gunners like u were my favorite target
@bubba6675
2 жыл бұрын
@@joegomes1352 ha so funny
@vadim7590
2 жыл бұрын
Would US schools benefit from this type of vehicle?
@udonenomee2117
2 жыл бұрын
@@vadim7590 no, because the local sheriffs department has two already and if there is even a medium sized city, they have two as well. So locally everyone has 2-4 vehicles like this near them with a tactical unit anyway.
@vadim7590
2 жыл бұрын
@@udonenomee2117 so what else is it used for in the sheriff office? I think it's too tall for a drive through.
@InterstateRaziTV
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like if there was a reboot of The A-Team. They would use the Cuda armored military vehicle.
@ultraguy8771
2 жыл бұрын
Some bot copied your comment.
@DaKrazyMonkey25
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like the Insurgent in GTA
@imrytebeehyneu
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, more like the USSV Rhino GX for the luxury feel...
@9HighFlyer9
2 жыл бұрын
Just what the world doesn't need, a second reboot of the A Team.
@austinodonnell5173
2 жыл бұрын
Who is actually buying these?What use would non police/ military have? Seems like a waste of money.
@baytcelu
2 жыл бұрын
I think, you can steal s front windshield by unscrew those expose screws…
@jilge6133
2 жыл бұрын
Police would love these. They could feel so safe while they cower in fear!
@fredericoespinoza
2 жыл бұрын
while they run away from shooter situations
@jilge6133
2 жыл бұрын
@@fredericoespinoza I also heard Abbott and Cruz are about to unveil a yellow version as the new state school bus
@drunkpolack7612
2 жыл бұрын
@@fredericoespinoza there was only 19 of them fully kitted out with body armor and m4s 🤷♂️ damn cowards
@kevinpenfold1116
2 жыл бұрын
@doug don’t be a cowered. Pin this comment.
@joe97nsx
2 жыл бұрын
While the local Home Depot gets looted.
@yusufal-kafir1539
2 жыл бұрын
Given my monthly income, my financial advisor has informed me that I cannot bear a Cuda.
@_BAD_MERC_
2 жыл бұрын
LOL, snort....
@bigpeeler
2 жыл бұрын
LOL! Well done, good Sir
@jkyablze1854
2 жыл бұрын
A perfect car for US citizens.
@SangheiliSpecOp
2 жыл бұрын
damn I felt that. might be a bullet wound
@MK2396E
2 жыл бұрын
High in American spirit!
@andys31337
2 жыл бұрын
Good family car for the school drop-off
@kylefowler5082
2 жыл бұрын
@@andys31337 have a good day & don't forget your body armor Billy!
@nothing9271
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect school bus
@jasonswift7098
2 жыл бұрын
USA does NOT get the 70 series landcruiser only australia and middle east markets, south africa get it.
@asdrubalegirolamo660
2 жыл бұрын
Lets just hope the bad guys don't have a battery powered grinder or impact gun, cause that would end up really badly!
@pa4tim
2 жыл бұрын
The hinges are on the outside, that makes it easy to get in the car if you lost your keys, very handy :-)
@jzakary1
2 жыл бұрын
From someone who works in Iraq and Syria, I find these Michigan Militia SUVs to be hilarious! 🤣
@jeffk464
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure there are plenty of things that will penetrate the armor.
@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffk464 no kinda not eally its gonna take alot and again u dum dum ..its not the point
@Danny-kk8mn
2 жыл бұрын
This car can be used to prevent baby mama drama and many more
@CsykKrit
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who forges bank vaults military grade armour is cute. Nothing gets through 40ft of high carbon steel, oh look mine's bigger!
@jonashageboke8993
2 жыл бұрын
everything in solid black, or, "how to stand out against everything you might encounter" This is at least partially meant to look menacing, not provide maximum protection in the widest variety of circumstances (which might not be a bad thing, depending on the customer base)
@Tomielawrence
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Doug, would love to see a review of the standard 70 series land cruiser! might be hard to get your hands on one in USA.
@cesariojpn
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he can find one on Diplomatic Plates. He has a few videos (including this) around Washington DC......
@josephd-don4153
2 жыл бұрын
We have tons of 60s 70s and 80s, we get the shittiest cars here in America from other manufacturers because most people here keep cars for 4 years….. you just never see us selling ours. Shit we even have 40s
@heavymetalgaming7145
Жыл бұрын
20:29 - whoever put that strobe light sticker on is triggering my OCD
@oddball6969
2 жыл бұрын
Horrible height clearance....which makes it pretty useless in an apocalypse....
@RoymerPerez
2 жыл бұрын
Doug was waiting for Monaco to end before making this live lol
@Bigphilrl
2 жыл бұрын
I would love such a car here in Ukraine, only problem is the fuel crisis otherwise i would order one.
@clardrives9301
2 жыл бұрын
Hope you and your loved ones safe 🙏🏻
@Bigphilrl
2 жыл бұрын
@@clardrives9301 thanks i am in Kyiv and it is okay here but i went to Irpin and Bucha to look... my goodness i dont even think the Cuda would have survived...
@mohammadsattar5488
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else who wanted him to knock on the glass just to hear how thick it was ?
@Fifthcell
2 жыл бұрын
It needs a wider track. Those wheels and tires look too small for this thing. Maybe toss some wider wheels and tires on it and it wouldn’t look so wired in that aspect
@truckerron50197
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Doug, While driving this, did you have anyone in a Prius come along side you and give you the finger? lol (if you did).
@VidRunner1080
2 жыл бұрын
"A roof hatch, like a machine gun turret point almost seems militaristic". Almost? ALMOST?? Under what circumstances would that not be explicitly militaristic?
@ZGryphon
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I mean, my Volkswagen has a roof hatch. It's made of glass and the manual calls it a sunroof, but...
@N2O1138
2 жыл бұрын
also I like how that would be seen as militaristic but the GUN PORTS aren't 😂
@doctorbohr1585
2 жыл бұрын
Word!
@Svid1701D
2 жыл бұрын
Should be how all vehicles are made, would make my SoCal commute much more interesting... Can they do this to my Civic? 😁
@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216
2 жыл бұрын
If you have a 6digit dollars in the bank minimum, they can probably do it.
@Svid1701D
2 жыл бұрын
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 tempted to madmax it out, maybe I'd get cutoff less 😅
@flyingbusa3407
Жыл бұрын
God, probably yeah. I've seen up-armored Camry and Accords before. So doing the same to your civic is certainly within the lane of possibility. Just don't expect it to be fast, or have good MPG though
@knifetex
2 жыл бұрын
Always look forward to Doug’s take on these extreme vehicles!
@cloutgold0077
2 жыл бұрын
3:49-4:49 Am I the only one that lost it when Doug proceeded to use the words “thick” and “thickness” 9 times with so much emphasis in 1 minute?😭 No? Just me ? Ok..😭
@LoveStrangeDr
2 жыл бұрын
The problem with all these armored cars is they are gas inefficient. Not suitable for an apocalypse.
@JacksonTyler
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Doug to start reviewing tanks.
@Beastcoast111
2 жыл бұрын
We deliver a few 70 series troop carriers to a mine in the Canadian Arctic every year. It's always cool to. See them in North America
@nolimitjs7917
2 жыл бұрын
It's cool to see the Toyota 70 series becoming a popular choice of vehicle in the Canadian mining industry nowadays. I just wish and hope Toyota Canada would allow us to buy the regular 70 series for regular use smh
@davidwolf226
2 жыл бұрын
Wow... what an adventure this vehicle would present when you encounter those out-of-control road-ragers or the usual suspects who never notice their blind spots.
@evasfra
2 жыл бұрын
styling 5... I've seen modern, good looking SUV's and sedans getting a 5 as well...
@Cesar_73_Locura
2 жыл бұрын
imagine you are inside and the doors lock and won't open? you can't kick out the windscreen to get out.. a fortress
@mrgreatjob
2 жыл бұрын
If they ever make a new twisted metal, Doug would be easily a boss that rides around in something like this truck with rockets and missiles coming out. As he explaining that they are quirks and features of the PA system as they are blowing you car up.
@nidungr3496
2 жыл бұрын
This is basically Outlaw from Twisted Metal Black.
@robertallison9653
2 жыл бұрын
Holy hell! The ultimate Door Dash vehicle! please review that beast sitting next to the Cuda as well @2:54
@JonathanRootD
2 жыл бұрын
The land cruiser for when the masses have had enough!
@SparkRattle
2 жыл бұрын
You know the door is friggin heavy when your camera shakes after lightly closing it.
@badlarry172
2 жыл бұрын
20:28 that misalignment really messes with my o.c.d. how difficult is it to stick a sticker on straight?
@lawrencewelshman5717
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Marauder; a Marauder's bitesized cousin, that is. lol 😎👍👍
@no1DdC
2 жыл бұрын
Don't insult the Marauder by comparing it to this laughable excuse of an armored vehicle.
@lawrencewelshman5717
2 жыл бұрын
@@no1DdC LOL I don't think anyone would mistake them 😆
@brandonUwanawich954
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t need to wait for the apocalypse the way the world is I need this truck right now 😂
@XSmile2008
2 жыл бұрын
This could be quite helpful in fighting orcs that invaded Ukraine.
@lmbfaoo
2 жыл бұрын
Bro got a insurgent from gta online
@Mr_Eyeholes
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda doubt this thing would be very capable off road.
@Co-km6cl
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda think that's not the goal
@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4
2 жыл бұрын
Its not really the goal ...but its able to drive offroad if needed .mmmmm you know like most suvs
@goldengod5915
2 жыл бұрын
Dumb question: It'd be bad off road because the ground clearance isn't great and that the vehicle is also heavy as shit, right?
@Mr_Eyeholes
2 жыл бұрын
@@Co-km6cl Tell that to yer boyfriend Doug.
@Co-km6cl
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Eyeholes he agreed
@electrikoptik
2 жыл бұрын
The best part of the Cuda is that it's a Land Cruiser underneath which means you know it will be ultra reliable and not breakdown. An armored Range Rover will breakdown,.
@KangoV
2 жыл бұрын
An armoured range rover has full drivetrain protection. A bomb can go off underneath and it will still drive.
@electrikoptik
2 жыл бұрын
@@KangoV The electrical system or engine will fail by itself, that's how it goes with unarmored Land Rovers. All the armor in the world won't save you from that.
@paulog8813
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. If you try to off road an armored vehicle, because of the torsion of the body, the glasses wil delaminate, since essentially the are multiple layers of policarbonate and glass
@bosstowndynamics5488
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. The 70 Series is a body on frame vehicle so the body won't be subject to significant torsional forces offroad.
@paulog8813
2 жыл бұрын
@@bosstowndynamics5488 I leave in Rio de Janeiro, and unfortunately there are plenty of Armored cars here. I myself have a Range Rover Sport Armored for daily use. I’ve seen twice armored Land Rover Defender delaminate the windshield and even brake fé drivers side window, which was open when it happened.
@bosstowndynamics5488
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulog8813 The Range Rovers aren't body on frame, the new Defender isn't either and the old one was infamous for poor quality body panel fitment. None of that speaks to torsion of a body fitted to the much stronger and better regarded 70 series chassis.
@paulog8813
2 жыл бұрын
@@bosstowndynamics5488 I Know I own an Old Defender Td5, A disco 1 V8 both body on frame and a RRS (Unibody). The 2 cases I mentioned were old Defenders 110, with of course Body on frame.
@bosstowndynamics5488
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulog8813 They're still Land Rovers though, and as I said at the very least the Defender had infamously bad body fitment, so torsional forces through its body off-road wouldn't imply that the same thing would happen to the much tougher and better regarded 70 series.
@blackterminal
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect for Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Portland.
@ferretman6790
2 жыл бұрын
For when the Culture wars *get real*
@bOOmbOOmProd
2 жыл бұрын
What I don't understand is what is stopping someone with a cordless impact from taking off those exposed bolts and then the door?
@peterbrown4042
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing during the entire video
@andys31337
2 жыл бұрын
The V8? :)
@robertojofre15
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂💀
@kylefowler5082
2 жыл бұрын
The gun port holes are an effective deterrent when used. You aren't parking this thing and leaving it. It would take a suicide hoard to get a door off with an impact wrench
@kylefowler5082
2 жыл бұрын
Also I forgot to mention the battle locks are probably fairly effective in keeping a door on as well. We don't get to see the entire mechanics of the doors in the video
@MarijnRoorda
2 жыл бұрын
That would be the perfect car to drive the kids to school with and go for grocery shopping at the local Walmart! Surely nothing can go wrong then right?
@Psztyk236
2 жыл бұрын
Rented one of those for my holiday trip to Mexico. I could finally visit Tijuana and just chill while sightseeing. 10/10 would recommend
@TheYellowIdiot
2 жыл бұрын
Great vehicle! But if there is a Cuda when is Wuda and Shuda coming out?
@MrJeVai
2 жыл бұрын
Doug: I don't want to review modified vehicle. Also Doug: Reviews an unrecognisable Land Cruiser with nothing but the steering/dash/frame and engine from the factory.
@bosstowndynamics5488
2 жыл бұрын
This is available from the nominal manufacturer in this configuration, even if it's based on a Toyota it's directly sold by a second stage manufacturer and accurately represents what anyone would get if they bought their own. When Doug talks about avoiding modified cars he means things like aftermarket turbos that would change the way the vehicle drives *compared to other copies of the same vehicle*.
@DanielEhlmann
2 жыл бұрын
How to know that it’s getting worse out there? More and more “apocalypse car” companies are asking Doug to review their tanks. It’s like dog whistles for rich people.
@hedlund
2 жыл бұрын
Eh, more like these companies have spotted an opportunity to fleece rich, bored people.
@carbon-structure
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, nah.
@iluvmyeski
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh we caught a paranoid goofball. They been making these hideous things for years and years. Nothing new
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