_"Those are the headlines.... God, I wish they weren't."_ Best line in the series.
@YouuuuuuTosserrrr
8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Hilton Oh I dunno, I quite like "This is the NEWWWWWWS" :3
@EXXTSON
8 жыл бұрын
Im quite fond of "Now fact me until i fart"
@AuroDHikoshi
7 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines... happy now?"
@GuyWithACamera23
7 жыл бұрын
My favourite quotes has got to be "fact x importance = news". Even though it sounds silly, it's pretty accurate.
@Shamino1
7 жыл бұрын
"TWAT! That was LIQUID football!"
@bravetherainbow
10 ай бұрын
Their characterisation of American news shows constantly having to come up with puns for every news item is so good
@Lucifronz
10 ай бұрын
Alliteration, not puns, but that's more of a newspaper thing from what I've seen. Then again, I intentionally avoid news stations these days. The media has gotten bad.
@mongee3614
3 ай бұрын
@@Lucifronz the media has not gotten worse. It's always been this bad
@Doughty321
Жыл бұрын
“Peter next time you cross the road don’t bother looking.” Love this 😂
@functio1
3 жыл бұрын
I remember this when it was first aired because I was having a nice cup of tea and then Alan's football commentary unfolded. This combination nearly killed me as I laughed, drank and inhaled all that the same time, and my tea-seared lungs have never been the same since. Even now I make sure I only watch it without any tea nearby.
@listerofsmeg884
Жыл бұрын
I think the thing that amused me most was the OTT titles, at a time when broadcasting went a bit mad with early CGi. After the 'War' episode I was utterly hooked. 😅 I have Alan's 'shit! Did you see that!' as my phone notification
@feenix8461
Жыл бұрын
Tea hee hee
@thebagelsproductions
Жыл бұрын
Boof! Eat my goal! The keeper has goal pie all over his shirt! - 1st year at university comes flooding back 😂 still hilarious
@eddien5929
4 ай бұрын
I had kenco coming out of my nostrils
@skycat777u.k5
Ай бұрын
Haha!🤭 classic
@neilgodfrey2669
Жыл бұрын
11:57. The policeman dealing with the pedestrian cracks me up every time. The way he sticks his face in his then sarcastically points. It looks like Mark Heap and Armando Iannuci
@marcoarecibo2173
8 жыл бұрын
Amazing how everytime you rewatch a TDT ep you catch some new semi-hidden gem. Every minute is packed with subtle jokes, details and easter eggs.
@bachgammon1
7 жыл бұрын
Mine tonight: "Finally, a look at the capital. Which is London." 5:10
@papasy3748
Жыл бұрын
It's the same feeling of re-watch glee as I have with VEEP , there's a joke every 3 seconds and they're all fucking brilliant
@Hascienda27
6 күн бұрын
The Euro bureau part had ‘top of the wops’ as it’s headline and I just about pissed myself laughing when I seen it even though I’ve watched this countless times
@Dream146
9 жыл бұрын
"I don't see how salvation is possible without the day today"
@vileindividual
7 жыл бұрын
"It's just been an- yeah thanks... it's just been announced" I've seen this god knows how many times and that still catches me off guard and gives me a fit of the chuckles.
@highviewbarbell
11 ай бұрын
Also the little motion at 11:28 kills me
@costlyblood1927
4 жыл бұрын
Doon Mackichan as the anti-natus protestor is so underrated. The slight crackhead tone with the weird word choices is just brilliant
@atomiccritter6492
3 жыл бұрын
she looks a bit like Noel Gallagher there
@garrick3727
3 жыл бұрын
"to try and de-encouragize the women"
@dw999
2 жыл бұрын
@costlyblood -- On the off-chance that you've not seen her in _Toast of London_ , I'm encouraging you to watch the series. Best wishes.
@listerofsmeg884
Жыл бұрын
She'd fit in perfectly with the utter woke nonsense we hear in the media nowadays 😅
@butterbread858
Жыл бұрын
@@listerofsmeg884 what does woke mean?
@Jean428
8 жыл бұрын
"get him into the bureau de change"!
@JamesBrett2008
4 жыл бұрын
dont know why but when she said that it had me creasing.
@satoterror
7 жыл бұрын
23 years old and better than anything on the goggle box today.
@lyxnick
5 жыл бұрын
"You would like to see the day today for all these people today?" That interview always makes me laugh.
@1DX2020
2 жыл бұрын
..."well how can it not?"....hahaaa
@ThommyofThenn
Жыл бұрын
I don't see what other kind of interview you could be talking about
@tombarter3287
2 жыл бұрын
“Sorted” was just the kind of thing you’d see on CBBC or CITV in the ‘90s.
@DiazeDan
11 ай бұрын
Carries big early 00's CBBC vibes imo
@Hascienda27
3 күн бұрын
Deffo CITV gear that
@iainrobb2076
9 жыл бұрын
I lost it completely when that News Dancer appeared.
@comanchio1976
8 жыл бұрын
It's little touches like that - that made it amazing. When I first saw this on TV, I couldn't breath for laughing.
@MrJohnQCitizen
8 жыл бұрын
that's David Schneider I saw his stand up act recently and was thrilled to see he can still move like that
@marcusclifford1410
4 жыл бұрын
I love the helium interview with the Sinn Fein guy. When the BBC (and others) used to interview Sinn Fein politicians, the public were not allowed to hear their voices so they used the voices of actors!! I wish they'd done the helium thing instead!
@michaelcoull8590
Жыл бұрын
Didn’t Chris Morris also once get fired for piping helium into an interview room when they were live on the air?
@thebagelsproductions
Жыл бұрын
@michaelcoull8590 that sounds familiar, I think you are right
@colinstewart1432
9 ай бұрын
Sinn Fein is a legitimate political party, you're tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry 🤣
@jordanon95
4 ай бұрын
Or julian clairie
@Francis11995
10 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't" - genius
@avetrotter1356
7 жыл бұрын
Francis Procter when was that
@AndrewLuke
7 жыл бұрын
abt _03 right near the start, I think
@anttitheinternetguy3213
4 жыл бұрын
Me when i glare over news media headlines and feel personally offended by them
@janhuda8841
4 жыл бұрын
The Italian dubbing had me in stitches
@Hascienda27
4 күн бұрын
The headline before it is just unbelievable 😂
@hotelmario510
10 жыл бұрын
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS
@InfiniteRhombus
9 жыл бұрын
+hotelmario510 sorry
@sayhibobbi
7 жыл бұрын
+Iggy Tubmen LOOK LIKE YOU MEAN IT! LOOK DOWN AT THE GROUND AND SAY 'SORRY'!
@petermorningsnow
7 жыл бұрын
Best thing Peter ever did.
@commerceserverservercommerce
6 жыл бұрын
“PETER, NEXT TIME YOU CROSS THE ROAD, DON’T BOTHER LOOKING”
@Billcarsonstobaccobox
3 жыл бұрын
'And what will it say on your headstone, Peter?
@NxDoyle
4 жыл бұрын
Everything about TDT is bang on. I would never deencouragize anyone from watching it.
@chelseapoet3664
2 жыл бұрын
Your comment deserves a like and a reply and I'm the one to deliver!
@MarkPentler
6 жыл бұрын
The entire monologue over the closing titles is fantastic
@BarginsGalore
3 жыл бұрын
That bit where they revealed all the different desks had me rolling
@gary5693
Жыл бұрын
Peter o'hanrahanrahan .... hilarious when it was first aired and even funnier now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👍👏
@michaelhoskins6579
4 жыл бұрын
2:45 Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan taught Laura Kuenssberg everything she knows.
@AuroDHikoshi
7 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't" Sums up most news now...
@joeoconnor5492
8 жыл бұрын
the intro graphics get me every time
@Rudhamstile
10 жыл бұрын
Just watched this again for the Alan Partridge World cup sketch which is priceless. However the bombdog sketch has just left me in tears! Cant stop watching this stuff.
@EleanorPeterson
3 жыл бұрын
"The goalie has got football pie ALL OVER HIS SHIRT..." This episode has some brilliant Alan Partridge moments. The man deserved to get his own series. "... ... ..." What's that, Sooty? He DID? Oh.
@mariuspretorius7913
2 жыл бұрын
To a non brit could you explain why its funny?
@That2J
Жыл бұрын
@@mariuspretorius7913 the joke behind the sports segments is that Alan just doesn’t get sports.
@mmjackk667
2 жыл бұрын
The best show ever. By far. A piece of classic art. Comedy school.
@obrienqwerty
10 жыл бұрын
Too good to last. Brilliant. Where is this man now in our hour of need?
@SuperSquishface
9 жыл бұрын
Been smashed to bits by a wild quail dissatisfied with the current state of sales tax.
@sayhibobbi
7 жыл бұрын
Dead from a bullet fired from a special gun by the Home Secretary clearing the horses out of the Tube.
@fingerhorn4
7 жыл бұрын
Put out to grass by PC/TV executives, too frightened to challenge, too supine to take risks and lacking in vision or imagination. So now we get Michael McIntyre and assorted standups delivering bland "humour" about domestic trivia.
@vollsticks
6 жыл бұрын
...and ironically Chris Morris himself is very left-wing...apparently he's been working on something for Channel 4 for years according to his awful fansite Cook'd and Bomb'd. Well, the site itself isn't awful but a lot of it's members seem to be some of the worst "gatekeepers" I've ever seen online, know what I mean? Michael McIntyre and Mrs. Brown's Boys are so unfeasibly popular yet so profoundly, cringe-worthily *terrible* . Chris Morris will be back at some point, I have real faith we'll see him on TV or streaming service, I'm sure of it....
@kingkasper2725
5 жыл бұрын
@@vollsticks how is it ironic that Chris Morris is left wing?
@mmjackk667
2 жыл бұрын
I love that the show is aired daily on the handle at the gas station next to me 15:53. Very useful. Helps pass the time at the station. The screens on the gas pump handles have really improved in the last decade.
@timothythompson6343
7 жыл бұрын
My roommate showed me this series last year when I worked in London. I laughed 'til it hurt! Still do! All satire should be this good, this savage, this brilliant!! BRAVO!
@mermaidman1985
3 жыл бұрын
The genius about it is the fact it works on 2 levels. I was a bairn when it came out and found it funny because it was "silly news". You appreciate it much more when you get older
@alyxi
7 жыл бұрын
Finally a look at the capital, which is London
@Clem_Fandango11
Жыл бұрын
Peter Ohanrahanrahan is always my favourite character. To this day some news reporters make me think of him 😂😂😂😂
@footielad8301
6 жыл бұрын
Chris: You may well be in for a surprise when they yank it out Alan: Haha
@tradissimuscrae2996
3 жыл бұрын
I have seen this episode at least a dozen times and I still can’t decipher Alan Partridges explanation of the World Cup group system
@matrixxman187
2 жыл бұрын
doesn't look like he can decipher it either LOL
@user-bz8if1oi3s
7 жыл бұрын
THE ONLY NEWS CHANNEL I TRUST!...that and Brasseye...
@jubias873
3 жыл бұрын
"it was over in seconds, a dog and three people dead, from guns. the people, being old, would of died soon anyway; but the dog was shot to ribbons in its prime" soooooo good >
@myHEADisAtv
11 жыл бұрын
I could quote this stuff forever. Freakin love On the hour, Day today and Brass eye.
@ThunderChunky101
10 жыл бұрын
"The Bureau" Would make afucking awesome TV show!!!
@ThunderChunky101
10 жыл бұрын
***** More like Eldorado!
@nmarks
9 жыл бұрын
They should have it in EastEnders.
@douglasmilton2805
3 жыл бұрын
@Thunder Chunky: Six years too late I know but I actually LIKED Eldorado. "Marcuuuus!" She was fit.
@StandardGoose
2 жыл бұрын
Between 'Sorted' and the early-90s MTV reference in a previous episode, they do a really good job of capturing the patronising tone of TV for young adults in the 90s.
@acidthunder1
Жыл бұрын
Its patronising for adults now
@typ237
Жыл бұрын
I think sorted was maybe based on Get Stuffed, which was on in the middle of the night sometimes on ITV
@neilgodfrey2669
Жыл бұрын
@@typ237that’s right Get Stuffed. Totally forgot about that. I would watch that then American Gladiators at 2am on ITV Saturday night. Memories
@neilgodfrey2669
Жыл бұрын
Crispin was a real tv presenter. Wonder what he does now
@matta6593
Жыл бұрын
Must have a foot like a traction engine is my most quoted line of all time
@DerrickFargo
10 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit this show is brilliant! Where the fuck have I been for 20 years???
@danzvash
4 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about his episode: in the TH M'N STZ S'FR report at 21:49 (which includes the NASA Shuttle Stunt mission and the gravity quake in Lincolnshire), the music breaks out of the regular backing to being a full live multi-instrumental jam which reaches its peak at about 23:04. I think it's the only episode where they do this
@jethrobradley7850
Жыл бұрын
20:04 'Sorted' is what every cheap late night student-targeted tv programme was like throughout the 90s. Horribly accurate
@MrPlannery
Жыл бұрын
'Get stuffed', to be exact. Totally accurate.
@jethrobradley7850
Жыл бұрын
@@MrPlannery Yes! Get Stuffed plus some even tackier regional clones
@MrPlannery
Жыл бұрын
@@jethrobradley7850 even tackier? I need to see them. Loved get stuffed as a 12 year old. James whale radio show, too. Simple times.
@yorkshire_tea_innit8097
7 жыл бұрын
The helium IRA guy had me.
@AndrewLuke
7 жыл бұрын
Ryukey yer toen is entegonistic end yer mechan me verie engry
@mw01908
Жыл бұрын
This actually makes more sense than the news in 2020-2023
@jkmaseruman
9 жыл бұрын
under broadcasting restrictions must inhale helium to subtract credibility from his statements. Class.
@JonnyMack33
Жыл бұрын
Here in the UK, when the BBC would interview Gerry Adams (Sinn Fein leader) they'd actually dub his voice over with an actors voice! It might sound daft, but the BBC know just how powerful an intelligent orator can be. When we were finally given permission to hear GA's actual voice.. it was very deep and authorative with a balanced mix of intelligence, wit and reverence.. and you can see why they decided that he was to be censored. IT still baffles me though that when *anything* is censored, all it does is make more people want to see what is being hidden from them. Thanks for the upload though.. these episodes are to be cared for, for eternity.
@avastyer
Жыл бұрын
The rules were that that Sinn Fein couldn’t be interviewed on UK TV. The BBC and ITN looked for a way to get around this. First of all, they would show their words on the screen. Later, they understood from lawyers that they could show Gerry Adams speaking if his words were spoken by an actor. This made the rules a farce and they were rightly annulled. Thanks
@NGRevenant
6 жыл бұрын
Watching these makes me so nostalgic for 90s broadcasting
@angusjamieson9236
9 жыл бұрын
Liquid football
@GeorgeCruickshank
10 жыл бұрын
I just want to watch The Bureau now...
@MultiSpazzo
5 жыл бұрын
You're obviously gay.
@themadplotter
5 жыл бұрын
Channel 4 really made a show about a bureau de change. It was shite iirc.
@cheydinal5401
2 ай бұрын
I'll always remember ~"There is no salvation without The Day Today"
@paddym27
10 жыл бұрын
it is impossible to watch the dance routine from 22:00 without laughing. i've tried it several times now.
@rippspeck
7 жыл бұрын
Man, now that I have looked up Chris Morris I can't unsee the birthmark, even through the make-up. Anyway, that dude is funny as fuck and I wish he was still making this kind of stuff.
@colinr0380
5 жыл бұрын
I have just realised that the Natus is probably the same disc that turned up as the 'Cake' drug in Brass Eye a few years later!
@ShanePaulNolan1987
9 жыл бұрын
We need this show back now more than ever
@carlspitfire1388
9 жыл бұрын
Shane Nolan We have got it,its 99% of every real News program on now
@maxpvisuals
6 жыл бұрын
*now* more than ever
@drgoats3
8 жыл бұрын
Just amazing all these years later
@mrengulfeddirector
5 жыл бұрын
GET HIM INTO THE BUREAU DE CHANGE!!!
@danielianmorris5398
3 жыл бұрын
That face at 4:20 gets me every single time
@necksugar
5 жыл бұрын
"PETER! Put your earpiece next to his mouth and STAND STILL!!!!"
@airconlover
7 жыл бұрын
"Peter, Next time you cross the road, don't bother looking..." I will definitely be using that one!
@starxtraders
10 жыл бұрын
How the hell do they think these names up! LMAO They have me literally in tears of laughter. Between this an Brass Eye it is a wonder I have any ribs left (-:
@starxtraders
9 жыл бұрын
***** *and and
@joenaz4311
Жыл бұрын
This is perfect. Outstanding from start to finish!
@brucethomson3242
7 жыл бұрын
One of the many gems on this show is Valerie Sinatras travel pod miles above London - just another corner of the studio! So surreal and ridiculous!
@a1yssum
7 жыл бұрын
10:01 that synthetic baby looks suspiciously like Cake...
@maxpvisuals
6 жыл бұрын
cake is a made up drug
@pov_music
4 жыл бұрын
It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals by.... sick bastards!
@thejoin4687
3 жыл бұрын
Bernard Manning was bang on the money.
@owenevans83
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a fuckin disgrace
@Hascienda27
3 күн бұрын
Advocate for F.U.K.D and B.O.M.B.D consistently
@Wingedtravesty
3 жыл бұрын
Minister for ships: Michael Crane. Brilliant
@vollsticks
2 ай бұрын
I'd completely forgotten about the Bow Street Bastard 😂
@ProjectFlashlight612
5 жыл бұрын
"I don't even work here." Crying.
@DaveTerrasidio
11 жыл бұрын
I watched these when they were first aired, classic, genius telly.
@OtterSC2
4 жыл бұрын
"Only the most recently hatched news egg has any currency at all"
@camptube7621
Жыл бұрын
This is more believable than the current news.
@agdgdgwngo
6 жыл бұрын
"Now its easy to tell if someone's dead. But how can you tell if you're dead? Some people have lived to tell the tale. In a short film we made" *who wrote this*
@maxpvisuals
6 жыл бұрын
hahahaha fucking geniuses that's who
@Dead-Ball-Situation
Жыл бұрын
In the 90's, I did not have a CLUE about how and why this was funny. Over time as I grew out of being a child and slowly discovered satire, this is now one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
@BenEmberley
6 жыл бұрын
Steve Coogan = Legend
@eyeshandy
Жыл бұрын
I love how in the discussion about cars Patrick Marber and David Schneider play two reporters that don't appear at any other point in the series
@mohsinrao4334
4 жыл бұрын
12:38 Proof if proof it need be that Morris knows how to pair an accent and facial hair style for optimum comedy effect.
@daniellewalker6744
11 жыл бұрын
Because fact into doubt wont go
@sforbesgocka
4 жыл бұрын
‘Terrierists’ brilliant
@liamrowbotham2069
7 күн бұрын
This is still fresh 30 years later in 2024
@lenenlawless
4 жыл бұрын
Peter o'hanraha-o'hanarahan or however you spell it is without a doubt the funniest name I've ever heard I laugh every time I hear him head it of try to say it
@LeeWren-st1zy
Ай бұрын
Morris,linehan & bantam comedy geniuses
@mmjackk667
2 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't." :)))
@cathalc08
5 жыл бұрын
Another thing I've just realised, just how many bands are they parodying/covering in the Sorted section? Sounds a bit like a mix of early British punk and Pixies for the first minute 21:08 R.E.M. 21:15 B-52's (riff from 52 Girls) 21:28 Definitely Pixies
@theonetheonlyjoey
5 ай бұрын
"flew to pieces" and "shot to ribbons" are phrases I need to start using more frequently
@awzthemusicalreviews
4 жыл бұрын
> Guy gets fired > Is the only one who hasn't left the Bureau office Fucking brilliant
@pdub7562
6 жыл бұрын
SORTED is basically any feature on The One Show.
@George.Andrews.
3 жыл бұрын
Unless you're a Muslim
@domharper5918
7 жыл бұрын
Peter next time you cross the road don't bother looking
@MLB9000
5 жыл бұрын
There's a correspondent on BBC Radio who sounds exactly like Eugene Fraxby
@Billcarsonstobaccobox
3 жыл бұрын
(helium voice) 'Your tone is antigonistic and is making me very angry'.
@staffsyeoman
6 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines tonight. God I wish they weren't!"
@desperateloner8555
Жыл бұрын
1:08 That nod gets me every time
@Scottygthreethousand
Ай бұрын
A man was cordoned off! 😂
@Lucifronz
10 ай бұрын
I thought Alan Partridge was supposed to be the inept one, but Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan takes the cake.
@NxDoyle
4 жыл бұрын
If I'm not mistaken, the scientist with the mouse gun at 26:18 is John "Mr La-Di-Da Gunner Graham" Clegg.
@TheBroz
8 ай бұрын
PETER YOU’VE LOST THE NEEEWWS!!
@gtologlou
10 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that a news anchor would become a farmer?
@DGdescendant22
Жыл бұрын
THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL!
@paulmorphy6187
Жыл бұрын
This is just genius comedy and far better than the shite on TV these days
@joelonsdale
Жыл бұрын
In spite of all the brilliant satire and ridiculous piss taking, it's still Chris Morris' sexual mumble at 4:32 that gets me!
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