What? No ELCA? They'll take your women pastors even if they used to be male pastors.
@louisacapell
Жыл бұрын
Only if they promise to baptize cats in the name of the mother the child and the wind. Lololol
@pinkroses135
Жыл бұрын
Trans preachers and bishops 🎉
@Jessard187
Жыл бұрын
Issue is that the ELCA isn't confessionally Lutheran. The PCUSA technically is even if they aren't pragmatically.
@toughbiblepassages9082
Жыл бұрын
The PCUSA should just call themselves Methodists.. there’s literally no difference. And the ELCA.. well, they aren’t even a church at this point, are they?
@runenorderhaug7646
Жыл бұрын
Issue is that it isnt just elac. Most europeon lutherans may take them on too while the US lutherans would fight over it . He could have dine a great joke about thst.
@Mojo32
Жыл бұрын
"...aren't they already a part of us..?" 😂 😂 😂
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
LOL well technically they are because whether they like it or not all Christians are part of one body regardless of what they call themselves or what they believe...
@chancho915
Жыл бұрын
I left my old church (PCUSA) when one day I was chatting with the head pastor and he told me he that he didn't think there was a God. Needless to say that was the last time I ever associated with the church I grew up in.
@5roundsrapid263
11 ай бұрын
What???
@kevinfloyd808
9 ай бұрын
There are a good percentage of clergy in all religions who at least anonymously admit not have any faith in any god..
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
I only heard this but there are pastors that pastor a church even when they were in disbleif and then they were saved. those are the good oes I think
@oddlycreatetiff8920
Жыл бұрын
As a Missouri Synod woman, i deeply approve this message ❤
@shelzp7272
Жыл бұрын
I have friends that go to Saddleback and never even knew it was a Baptist church… 🤷🏻♀️
@5roundsrapid263
11 ай бұрын
I didn’t know until they got kicked out!
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
that's no baptist church.
@AmillennialMillenial
Жыл бұрын
As a Missouri Synod Lutheran, I approve this message. Also, all of these shorts are spot on.
@TheRobotAttack
Жыл бұрын
The presby has a strong Doug Wilson vibe haha
@CrimKazanawa
Жыл бұрын
I was really expecting, after the United Methodist's "open hearts, open minds, and open doors" comment, that the response from the Presbyterian was going to be a shot across the bow about giving "open bibles" a try.
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
Жыл бұрын
That’s funny :-) I love it when y’all give me ideas for future videos ;-)
@griffynhastreiter5073
Жыл бұрын
Love the beer cup with the lutheran
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
Lol nothing in the book says you can't drink, it just says don't be an alcoholic... come to think of it a lot of things that people claim are forbidden are not even mentioned in Scripture, almost like man just makes up his own rules and slaps the name God on it to make it sound legitimate
@neverpc4404
10 ай бұрын
@@onamattapeeyait says don’t be drunk. That would include buzzed.
@spartanunicorn2770
Жыл бұрын
I pray everyone gets a relationship with Jesus Christ, the only One who forgives and forgets your sin.
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
By extension Jesus Christ is God so anybody God reveals himself to will receive salvation regardless of what they call their religious beliefs... God the Son said... " nobody comes to the father but through me" I'm paraphrasing, that verse did not say anything about having to become Christian only that you have to go through Jesus, I'm not trying to be offensive but I am trying to say that other people's religious beliefs are just as worthwhile as ours, and like it or not we all worship the same creator just in different ways, so arguing over denomination or even religion is like arguing over Coke and Pepsi,
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
@@onamattapeeya you are so incorrect and I hope you will think about that. We do not all worship the same Creator. Not all religious beliefs are equal. We have many Scriptures that actually guide and direct our worship of God. There are wrong, sinful practices and they need to be called out and repented of. Not everyone that says Lord, Lord will be saved. Christian is a biblical term. Go read Acts. God the Son also said that true followers would worship in spirit and in truth. Just because someone says, "Yeah I worship God," doesn't mean they worship the God of the Bible.
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
@@dmeek20 actually it does, unless you don't believe that only one God exists...
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
@@dmeek20 there is no God but God
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
@@onamattapeeya obviously, there is no God but the triune God of the Bible. He is the Creator, the Alpha and Omega. But you're fooling yourself if you think that just because a Mormon, or a Muslim, or a Jehova's Witness says, "I worship God" that they're worshiping the God who revealed Himself in the Scriptures. "You shall have no other gods before me." Exodus 20:3 ESV The Lord has given commandment about you: "No more shall your name be perpetuated; from the house of your gods I will cut off the carved image and the metal image. I will make your grave, for you are vile." Nahum 1:14 ESV But if not, be it known to you, O king, that we will not serve your gods or worship the golden image that you have set up." Daniel 3:18 ESV Do not go after other gods to serve and worship them, or provoke me to anger with the work of your hands. Then I will do you no harm.' Jeremiah 25:6 ESV "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Matthew 7:21 ESV
@daveowenhasbrouck4139
Жыл бұрын
I would be hilarious if the Presbyterian had a mainline twin brother!
@cam82161
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea 😂
@SaltyGamer777
3 ай бұрын
_cough_ Doug _cough_
@JustsomerandomnNebraskan11
Жыл бұрын
This just made me even more proud of LCMS and proud to be part of it.
@MS-hl8fe
Жыл бұрын
As a confirmed LCMS member, women preachers need not apply.
@wishuhadmyname
Жыл бұрын
If there hadn't been a PCUSA joke, I would have demanded my money back
@andrewtang5761
Жыл бұрын
What is the name of Tim Keller's denomination? I am too stupid or lazy to look it up. Please bear with me.
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewtang5761 PCA... not his denomination. He was part of it, but he didn't start it or own it.
@deborah5763
2 күн бұрын
You are so funny! how you characterize the denominations and a special wardrobe for each one.
@louisacapell
Жыл бұрын
Yay! LCMS finally got recognized. 😃
@GrindsetStudios
Жыл бұрын
Why is the Presbyterian always smoking?
@Sinner2Sinners
Жыл бұрын
Sinner to sinners, It's Time to focus on Jesus and Him coming for His Faithful. Spread the name of Jesus. Be a light that leads your family to Him. dont let your children alone with their devices. Step up. Repent, ask for forgiveness and forgive everyone including yourself. We need no more signs to know that Jesus can be here any day. Deny this world. If anyone is left behind you have no one to blame but yourself.
@cynthiahunter2570
Жыл бұрын
They’re basically United Methodists. 🤣😂🤣😂
@PatrickSteil
2 ай бұрын
If only Jesus gave us a Church with the authority to make proper judgements on such things so that we wouldn’t continue to split and split and split.
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
Perfectly demonstrates the stupidity of of the denominations, and the pointlessness of their divisions... and their Prejudice towards each other is almost as bad as their Prejudice towards other religions, better to not let a person or organization tell you what to do with your spiritual laws, keep it between you and the Creator and don't put money in the collection plate when you know it's not going to help poor people it's just going to pay for new tires for the pastor's Cadillac
@NorCalGospelHerald
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 these skits are funny
@sweetlifealley
Жыл бұрын
1 Corinthians 14:34 34 Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says.
@melodypaz7247
3 ай бұрын
Contexf?
@pogveteranar9415
Жыл бұрын
I’m proud of the SBC
@neverpc4404
10 ай бұрын
Too bad they didn’t boot the 100s of other SBC churches with women pastors.
@MarkJ.Ashwin
Жыл бұрын
"Open hearts. Open minds. Open doors." United Methodists. I like that!
@spencergsmith
Жыл бұрын
If you open your mind too much, it’ll fall right out of your head. There’s a reason Jesus said “For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life…”
@garrettelliott2565
Жыл бұрын
Yep, it's a compromised theology.
@kathleenkirchoff9223
10 ай бұрын
No joke that was a real slogan in the UMC.
@Trenton-pv6wp
Ай бұрын
Heretical church
@brianjones2384
Жыл бұрын
Why haven't people dismissed Rick Warren as a heretic after promoting Chrislam? His church should know about it too.
@missvixen45
Жыл бұрын
Ask lutheran elca. Theyll take her. They take everybody, incl the alphabet squad. And they teach that God is too loving to send anyone to hell 🙄
@ifronnin
Жыл бұрын
If you're going to differentiate Baptists denominations and Methodist denominations, please don't lump all Lutherans together. The ELCA and Missouri Senate are FAR different from the AFLC.
@seanfernandolopez9139
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, usually big denom is the default of anything going out of their root church
@iamalphalim
7 ай бұрын
I was surprised to learn that Saddleback was part of the SBC
@rosefortheKing
Жыл бұрын
🤣 The line up and delivery is superb!
@caleb234
Жыл бұрын
Presbyterians: 'True statement'
@YodasTinyLightsaber
Жыл бұрын
Big Eva! I know right!
@privateobvious655
Жыл бұрын
So why is the Baptist always the moderator? 😂😂😂
@bradmiller9993
Жыл бұрын
Nice jab at the PCUSA. They had it coming.
@jessicafranklin348
Жыл бұрын
Question, as a new transplant into Lutheran and Missouri, is Missouri Synod just the biggest group of Lutheran or something?
@viggokallman1649
Жыл бұрын
When are you going to include Orthodox. 😂☦
@samanthateague3423
Жыл бұрын
omg the presbyterian w the cigar
@manuelester7420
Жыл бұрын
The woman at the well was a woman preacher. Kinda. She told everyone about Jesus. That's preaching. She wasn't in church and wasn't an over seer and had no authority over any men. She was legally fit to preach the gospel.
@patrickpelletier9298
Жыл бұрын
Evangelist and preacher are different.
@pinkroses135
Жыл бұрын
All Christians are called to spread the gospel. That's not the office.
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
She didn't know the gospel. she only told everyone about Jesus so that others could see him and be healed.
@cameroncampbell7706
Жыл бұрын
Didn't St. Paul say women cannot exercise the office of teacher in the church setting? Based on 1st Timothy
@samperry9507
Жыл бұрын
No such things as denominations in the bible, I just know I’m a signed, sealed child of God.
@thatoneguy9473
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't mean some denominations aren't problematic. There are many similarities among most protestant denominations. Over time, though, several of them have bent the knee to culture and have allowed things like women pastors or openly homosexual pastors.
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
Are you a member of a local body of believers?
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's best just to dismiss denominations and focus on individual congregations and individual people, obviously no one denomination has everything correct, and I don't even think that's necessary, to think that someone would be denied salvation because they were sprinkled with water instead of submerged is insanity, just like it doesn't matter how you decorate your church or what kind of music you listen to you or what translation of the Bible you use, all of that is superficial and Petty,
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9473when it comes to religion that's not really our place to tell other people how to worship, just because we fall under the umbrella of "Christian"... I say this to all denominations but especially to Homegrown American denominations that act like they are the one true church when they're obviously red-headed stepchildren
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
@@onamattapeeya i get what you're saying, and I agree with some of it. However, Scripture clearly gives us multiple instances of sinful worship practices and God gives clear instructions on how He is to be honored, praised, feared, and worshiped. There is a lot of freedom in our worship practices, but it doesn't mean that all forms of worship are acceptable to God. And wisdom demands that we constantly assess our spiritual worship, reform it when necessary, and not fall prey to our preferences and emotions. Many of the denominations were started by faithful men, who simply wanted to provide guardrails for their people. Can it be Pharisaical? Yes. Should we still seek to worship God in spirit and in truth? Yes
@DRB11w
Жыл бұрын
Bro these are great Lol.
@sistahlamb
Жыл бұрын
Naw, a lot of nondenominational churches wouldn’t claim them either.
@anarchocapitalist
Жыл бұрын
SBC is overdue for house cleaning. Don’t stop with Saddleback.
@onamattapeeya
Жыл бұрын
They're no better or worse than their stepbrother the Church of God, nothing but superstitious morons,
@BethanyFee
Жыл бұрын
Where I’m from we call the pcusa lesbyterians 😂
@nangephriam1211
Жыл бұрын
hahaha
@nathanphillipsgo
Жыл бұрын
Amazing
@DaleWes
Жыл бұрын
based missouri synod
@pastorchrisstewart6141
Жыл бұрын
lol shots fired "give the PCUSA a call, basically they are United Methodists!" daaaannngggg
@TomahawkChopa
Жыл бұрын
What's a Missouri synods?
@Episcopalianacolyte
Жыл бұрын
🖐Ask me! 🖐Ask me!
@lorenzoortez64
Жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be a comedians view of looking at violations of God's word through the spiritual defilement of envy? Jesus takes it seriously not light heartedly as expressed in this clip.
@briang3598
Жыл бұрын
LCMS: "Give us a few years."
@MS-hl8fe
Жыл бұрын
Please no
@jacksoncolemancrosscountry4386
Жыл бұрын
That won't be happening
@theindependentmillennial5243
Жыл бұрын
Lol. If we followed the current law & behaviors of our greatest prophets & messengers, we wouldn't be allowing non-christians in our homes, even, or wishing then "God speed", as it were. The sanctity of our spirit & that of the church is nothing to play with, especially if you mislead your flock. There's certain people in the Bible, whom if betray their position to flock or congregation, have something real bad waiting for them. 😬
@MysticOceanDollies
Жыл бұрын
Ofc nondenominationals would take them. They are a hybrid of Methodist liberalism with a somewhat Baptist view of baptism and the sacraments.
@pinkroses135
Жыл бұрын
The SBC condoned Rick Warren and prosperity preaching for years. Why pretend to be theologically conservative now?
@user-rr1tz7mj4b
Жыл бұрын
Women preachers is not biblical. Plus when the bike talks about women should not be over the man in the church.
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
AMEN
@southwife
Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@TheBadTrad
Жыл бұрын
And that’s exactly why there are 47,000 different prot denominations….and counting….
@PurePuritan
Жыл бұрын
Because they stopped adhering to sola scriptura
@TheBadTrad
Жыл бұрын
@@PurePuritan Well, that would’ve actually been a good move for anyone to stop adhering to Sola Scriptura, since it’s self-refuting and anti biblical.
@PurePuritan
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBadTrad your name is perfect 👌
@TheBadTrad
Жыл бұрын
@@PurePuritan Thank you! I like it!
@PurePuritan
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBadTrad God bless brother
@stevenwendellnelson5228
Жыл бұрын
I am delivering a sermon to you 🙏😊 please read Consistently Pray for forgiveness, guidance in a good (positive) direction, and for help against evil. Pray to be saved from hell (whatever that may be). Pray for your friends and your family too, it only takes a minute or so/less at a time to pray. Do it and your life will slowly get better, or maybe quickly. It probably just depends on you and the kind of person you are/have been. Don't wait until its too late and you have to suffer the consequences of built up bad karma from immoral acts/unrepented sins. Maybe together we can help make the world a better place by changing ourselves for the better, and changing things around us for the better. And addressing/thanking the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LORD GOD at the beginning and end of your prayers would be a good idea. Be my friend and I will pray for you, but I do not know how much help me doing so will give you. You should try to practice daily prayer yourself. I'm trying to help you get right with the LORD 🙏 Amen. I have worded a short prayer for you to say if you are not sure what words to use, it may not be the best but here it is 😊 '' CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LORD GOD, Please forgive me and my friends and my family for our immoral acts, please help guide us in a positive direction and please help us against evil. Please save us from Hell and have mercy on our souls. Thank you for everything CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LORD GOD. Amen. '' Please say this at least once a day for at least a month, do it longer if you want to and can 🙏 You should prostrate yourself if you don't want to do spoken prayer, or do both 🙏😊 Please worship the LORD GOD and not any idol. Please put your hands together 🙏 bow your head and say this prayer: "CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LORD GOD, please know that I worship you and not any idols. Thank you for everything CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, LORD GOD. Amen" Say ' Om Namah Shivaya ' out loud or in your head 108 times, or try to do it 1008 times 😊 try to do it everyday if you want repeat this aloud for as long as you want to, try to do it for like an hour a day or say it in a prayer "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner" You can also say this prayer once a day or repeat it aloud as many times as you would like to: "Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen." Thessalonians 5:16-18 "Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you." Philippians 4:6-7 "Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 "O Blood and Water, which gushed forth from the Heart of Jesus as a fount of mercy for us, I trust in You!" Repeat this aloud at least 3 times or as many as you want, do it everyday if you can I apologize for all the words 😊 I know how it may look If you can't remember the words to any prayer, pray the words as you read them until you can 🙏☺
@harrymarsee2782
Жыл бұрын
You left out the Churches of God, the Pentecostals who have been ordaining women for over 50 years!
@MysticOceanDollies
Жыл бұрын
Y’all were technically included with Methodists. The holiness movement that lead to the creation of Pentecostalism originated from Methodist who had a greater emphasis on the Holy Spirit than the other denominations.
@lilamerican7296
Жыл бұрын
PCUSA are practically UMC! 😂 Coming from a lifelong PCA goer!
@jenniferthomas7906
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dmeek20
Жыл бұрын
The irony of denominations standing firm in 2023, when most, or at least parts of them, willingly neglected to meet together because of the common cold, and still promote CRT
@cathcolwell2197
4 ай бұрын
😂
@ptarmigan72
Жыл бұрын
This guy needs to put his fork down for a while and study scripture a little more so he can 'rightly divide the word of truth.'
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
Rick is a false teacher.... women cant' be pastors, hee is also enumical with teh vatican.. he also uses the message and no gospel in any of his sermons.. not good. false.. wolfe
@mikezeke7041
Жыл бұрын
ACNA takes anyone 😂
@kathleenkirchoff9223
10 ай бұрын
There is some trouble here. My cathedral church has female deacons, plenty of women leading Sunday school and small groups but only male priests. I think there are women priest but rumor is they will never become bishops.
@jay-rk1mn
Жыл бұрын
Catholics, no prob just so they are under a certain age
@manuelester7420
Жыл бұрын
You're just causing division. Why not use scripture to prove biblical points, instead of satanic belittling and sarcasm?😒
@person6768
5 ай бұрын
There's already devision and you accused him of satanic behavior. But the Bible says to correct and reprove or mark and avoid and Rick Warren has had plenty of chances to change.
@David-yv6ow
Жыл бұрын
just stop
@JamisonSho
Жыл бұрын
Downvote these whenever they come across my feed. Defeats the purpose of being a Christ follower if we attack our own
@YodasTinyLightsaber
Жыл бұрын
It's a joke. Like when you laugh.
@JamisonSho
Жыл бұрын
@@YodasTinyLightsaber 36 I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak, Matthew 12:26 Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, “I am only joking!”, Proverbs 26:18-19 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear. Ephesians 4:29 If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen. 1 John 4:20
@alcholicsaintsfan_
Жыл бұрын
@@JamisonShoyou must be real fun at social gatherings huh 💀 enjoy a sense of humor
@kathleenkirchoff9223
10 ай бұрын
@@JamisonSho ah but satire and humor can lead us into solid Biblical truths. My walk with Christ has been through many of these denominations where I did get spiritual guidance and a bit of insight that makes these even funnier.
@GodisGracious1031Ministries
7 ай бұрын
Mark and avoid. Repove them. That's Biblical and nay, Rick Warren is not our own. He is a wolf
@timothykwoh6172
6 ай бұрын
Methodists and Lutherans are the worse. They have all the trash.
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