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@eriklehnsherr5784
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you drinker! It takes a good good man to subject yourself to such misery to save others from having to live through it themselves.
@neubianx
4 жыл бұрын
Drinker, I can't do Patreon and support those turds. You got a backup support option?
@doublep1980
4 жыл бұрын
Mr.Drinker,you need to review the new Terminator movie. They did it,they made a Terminator movie which is even more crap than Genesys!! Calling it a crapfest is an understatement.
@musicismypassion7686
4 жыл бұрын
cant wait for you to review terminator
@davidschultz682
4 жыл бұрын
Love the name Gozer for Batwoman
@NTAD
4 жыл бұрын
"Why am I even watching this show?" So that we don't have to...and your self-sacrifice is beyond appreciated.
@tommyzDad
4 жыл бұрын
Hear hear!
@mos6507
4 жыл бұрын
His chronological plot-summaries actually make bad material watchable, just for his commentary track. I would watch full length Batwoman just to have him rifftrax his way through it.
@civonious
4 жыл бұрын
He's the critic we need.
@me2me242
4 жыл бұрын
Gracias señor drinker, from nyc.
@frealms
4 жыл бұрын
@@civonious He's the *drinker* we need
@LadyDoomsinger
3 жыл бұрын
Batman: Trains for years with a secret society of assassins. Batwoman: Steals gadgets.
@chuckhoyle1211
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she was in the army for a while. I mean not the US Army army or the special forces, but some sort of army/paramilitary/security service thing. I'm sure they taught her how to beat up trained killers twice her size with her bare hands there. Sure. This show would have some credibility if they used a washed up UFC fighter. I'm sure Rhonda Rousey is available. She could not be a worse actor than Rose and she looks like she has eaten an entire sandwich at some point.
@LadyDoomsinger
3 жыл бұрын
@@chuckhoyle1211 To be more fairer-er; if they had chosen a more muscular actress to play the role, they'd just get the same complaints as The Last of Us 2.
@chuckhoyle1211
3 жыл бұрын
@Monte tsar Yes and no. Generally speaking, a bouncer has to be able to stop a fight before it begins by sheer intimidation. Could a scrawny guy be able to subdue people effectively? Sure. But you don't want it to get to that point.
@chuckhoyle1211
3 жыл бұрын
@@LadyDoomsinger The complaints about Last of Us 2 is that it is not possible for a woman to get that buff in a calorie scarce post-apocalyptic situation. When you are barely staving off starvation most of the time, nobody will look like a power-lifter. Look at photos of old-timey pioneers and such. They were all scrawny. I'm sure they were all strong and tough but they did not look like 80s action heroes. Not enough calories for it.
@LadyDoomsinger
3 жыл бұрын
@@chuckhoyle1211 Riiiight... That's what people were complaining about... Wink. Wink.
@dialaskisel5929
3 жыл бұрын
"You know brain damage is actually a thing? Yes, I'm sure the writers of this show are intimately familiar with that fact.
@benvinew6465
3 жыл бұрын
I'd say intimately acquainted, but blissfully unaware.
@biggains1
3 жыл бұрын
Just watching the clips hes showing I actually feel mentally damaged. I think I smell copper
@owenmaleski2203
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of brain damage, why does her helmet make her look like Batman caught a case of hydrocephalus? Or the angsty daughter of Dark Helmet?
@Cpt.Str4ng3
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Batman never cared about that ether.
@SerpicoVendemion
3 жыл бұрын
plot twist the writers of this have brain damage lol -
@NeilAFawcett
4 жыл бұрын
Strong female lead?: Check! Black intelligent male character?: Check! Homosexual affirmation?: Check! Shallow unnecessary woke bollox?: Check!
@QJ89
3 жыл бұрын
Deja-vu: Kara is friends/allied with James (who's black) and her sister, Alex, is gay. Huh.
@damienhouse7706
3 жыл бұрын
Granted, Kate Kane in the comics is actually gay.
@shaun64vet
3 жыл бұрын
Sooner or later actors and actresses from minority groups will ask did I get the part on merit or to tick a box?
@NeilAFawcett
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaun64vet Way it's going, it could be any working minority person. And of course we already have this as an issue in US colleges too...
@rnvaamonde
3 жыл бұрын
White villain? Checked White sexist male? Checked Asian girl as secondary character? Checked (not asian man, god forbid! No one wants to see that!)
@AzamSajjad329
4 жыл бұрын
Superman: Do you bleed? Batwoman: Every month.
@reman3000
4 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Lodogg
4 жыл бұрын
This deserves WAY more upvotes.
@ericolivencia
4 жыл бұрын
I've done plenty of laughing out loud at KZitem comments over the years, but this might be one of the true 'spit-take' moments. Thanks Azam, you won the internet today (10/30/19)
@Reinhardovich
4 жыл бұрын
Bwahahahahahahaha
@niklashenritzi2084
4 жыл бұрын
nice
@Simpsfan300
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: “Batman and Robin is the worst thing to happen in the Batman universe.” Batwoman: “Hold my Gender Studies degree...”
@savintcrew76
4 жыл бұрын
But what about bat nipples on the new shows
@TheNefastor
4 жыл бұрын
The best (or worst) thing is, Batman and Robin actually had genuine "strong female characters" (Uma Thurman's and Alicia Silverstone's) so when it comes to gender equality it's several light-years ahead of this SJW shit-show.
@maxlunser5804
4 жыл бұрын
Simpsfan300 no batman and robin is the BEST FILM OF ALL TIME 100% rotten tomatoes
@carltheincels6641
4 жыл бұрын
Batwoman: Wow I successfully became the worse in my Franchise! Wokenator Dark Fate: Hold my Collage Debt.
@TastyChurro
4 жыл бұрын
I like Batman and Robin though lol
@qwer58j
3 жыл бұрын
I almost drowned once. But I'm okay because at the last second I decided not to.
@Zara-Bari
2 жыл бұрын
I never thought of trying that. You are an inspiration. My life is changed.
@joselin4753
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zara-Bari dude your alive now?👀
@Zara-Bari
2 жыл бұрын
@@joselin4753 due to the laws of plot convenience, yes.
@JiiWoon
Жыл бұрын
lmaaaao
@archlich4489
7 ай бұрын
Good call!
@seangannon6081
3 жыл бұрын
That ice was at least 6 inches thick, the Rock would have a hard time breaking through that with a sledgehammer while standing on top, but she used her half-drowned memory power to bare knuckle her way up from underwater. Maybe the whole show is just her hypothermia induced coma dreams while she’s drowning.
@jaydenslaptop
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe, huh?
@jdon306
2 жыл бұрын
Most logical explanation I’ve seen.
@specialk9424
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why she's not in the second season.
@rustic2975
2 жыл бұрын
@@specialk9424 LOL
@HorizonXD
2 жыл бұрын
Now it all makes sense... :D
@breadman2983
4 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing all the male villains left with batman aswell?
@strawhatmucci7086
4 жыл бұрын
Might get falsely accused who wouldn't.
@assafalpert1309
4 жыл бұрын
bruh you can't have a male villain when ALL men are villains
@QJ89
3 жыл бұрын
Even the Mad Hatter? The 1st episode would suggest otherwise. Unless Alice has no relation to Jervis whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if they had never even met!
@Alientcp
3 жыл бұрын
And the writers apparently.
@kumbandit
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04-Zr6iYjHuDnYI
@luchomscyfy
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you just asume your state of preparedness?" I just died. Brilliant.
@greytroll1632
4 жыл бұрын
"You know, brain damage is actually a thing" was great too. And the irony is that is proven by the people who make this show.
@Joel-zg5tz
4 жыл бұрын
I outright laughed out loud
@kentjensen4504
4 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@CIMAmotor
4 жыл бұрын
The plot line was preposterously unbelievable, I mean, a cricket bat! In America!
@vordman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the only bit I didn't buy.
@QJ89
3 жыл бұрын
A tribute to Lewis Carrol's heritage? It ain't that deep, fam.
@cmurphy2826
3 жыл бұрын
I mean good luck even finding somewhere to buy one here
@LeBoomStudios
3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps Gotham City is actually in Illinois? Man, fuck Illinois gun laws.
@linejumper8204
3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to introduce Ben Afleck in Dazed and Confused.
@DrDolan2000
Жыл бұрын
Just imagine, for one minute, two people looking at Wonder Woman's outfit and this happens "It needs a few touch-ups" "Her suit is literal perfection" "It *will* be... when it fits a man"
@fromthecheapseats7126
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for that mental image.
@deatheven13
4 жыл бұрын
Remember in 2019 it's okay to have a woman be a damsel in distress as long as the prince is also a woman.
@PragmaticOptimist_N7
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯
@difficultbastard
4 жыл бұрын
The princess always gets her...um, princess.
@TurlessTiger
4 жыл бұрын
Well, female anyway, woman is debatable...
@john45hhh
4 жыл бұрын
@trf12567 Mostly it is,and a garbage show also
@mckinstryza
4 жыл бұрын
"She doesn't need help from any man, so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help" - too perfect
@Safarichromosomeslol
4 жыл бұрын
Like: fuck logic
@jarednil69
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I loved watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS growing up! Xena was tough but could show emotional range, she wasn't invincible and you weren't bashed over the head with a feminist/lesbian thing.
@Krysnha
3 жыл бұрын
Nnot to mention that Xena, actually, looks like a tougth warrior, and have a body that goes, these girl, is well, you have to literaly turn off the brain
@tarron3237
3 жыл бұрын
And she actually looked like a woman.. without being ashamed of that
@M0butu
3 жыл бұрын
The writers of Xena have at least read a couple Greek mythology books to "get into the material".
@TheMeta141
3 жыл бұрын
not to mention her battle cry was hilarious
@jarednil69
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMeta141 Absolutely!! I tried to do it but my voice can't go that high lol
@brabbelbeest
4 жыл бұрын
"If you don't see the final twist comming in the first five minutes, then you're most likely a character in this show" absolutely brilliant!
@secondchance6603
4 жыл бұрын
Batman: A great detective Batwoman: Her dad's a detective
@primadansaripudin9269
4 жыл бұрын
Batwoman: a great defective
@ShamblesMD
4 жыл бұрын
@@primadansaripudin9269 She was trained by The League of WAHmen.
@basedbear1605
4 жыл бұрын
@Hey McFly Her dad is a cop, didn't you pay attention?
@randallpetroelje3913
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂good call
@basedbear1605
4 жыл бұрын
@Mad Man 1 touche`!
@dorianl7294
4 жыл бұрын
“That’s how drowning works. You can just decide not to.”
@Erick7Greenday
4 жыл бұрын
Huh, didn't notice Captain Marvel was the star of this series.
@StreetcornerPhilosopher
4 жыл бұрын
@@Erick7Greenday you mean Bruh Larson
@silviot8177
4 жыл бұрын
Only if you're an empowered female
@varthaner4617
4 жыл бұрын
Batwoman is somewhat offensive towards millions of victims of winter drownings across history. "They just weren't trying hard enough". Also, not even world champion of boxing could throw a punch like that while completly unbraced underwater. Newtonian Physics just says fuck no. All you'd accomplish is moving yourself downward.
@ew3612
4 жыл бұрын
Varthaner yeah.... i was thinking the same thing. there is no way that you could punch through 2" or roughly 50mm of ice let alone doing it unbraced. *edit* it was more like 1/2" to 3/4 which is more believable if you were braced but not floating in water.
@RoarOfWolverine
3 жыл бұрын
“Someone stuck Rian Johnson’s head on the body of an anorexic child?”, made me spew my coffee a bit. I laughed when I saw the outfit. She looked like the Felix The Cat cartoon from the 60s with the oversized head and pointy ears.
@god563616
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
@richardnosiglia3736
Жыл бұрын
Don't insult Felix like that ! Maybe he'll let Batwoman borrow his bag of tricks - she could use it...
@samblack5313
4 жыл бұрын
“Did you just assume her state of preparedness” Gtfo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@oz7799
4 жыл бұрын
You know what's really good about this show, unlike Game of Thrones it didn't took six years to suck. Nice time saver.
@drlee2
4 жыл бұрын
Westworld only took two years.
@RRRRRRRRR33
4 жыл бұрын
@@drlee2 Such a shame man, the first season of westworld was so great
@Headbangerr-en2cc
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I wish, we could see Batwoman in some "Shows, which were cancelled after 1 episode" compillation.
@derangedhermit7981
4 жыл бұрын
@@drlee2 Altered Carbon only took 9 episodes before black Mary Sue whom never played a part in the book, to save the day, when every episode previous she was a traumatized puddle unable to find the will to say anything. Yet somehow she gains access to the plot and knows what needs to be done and her two days of training (several months if we take into account the time dilation) with an AI who we have never seen use hand to hand combat allows her to defeat people who have spent the last 250 years killing people on a daily basis.
@pokeman5000
4 жыл бұрын
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Because they hid their hand. It was always a shitty forced feminist, diversity pushing, male hating circle jerk. The only thing is in season one it was just an underlying theme. Season 2 they cranked that shit to 10 and the story was just a vessel for the message. Season 3 is going to be just as bad if not worse.
@antonydrossos5719
4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking there's a reason Ruby Rose was cast as a mute in John Wick Chapter 2...
@AnnaDraconida
4 жыл бұрын
Yup, they kept her silent and let Wick off her in 30 seconds. Great filmmaking!
@robat774
4 жыл бұрын
but i liked her role, she was pretty cool.
@AnnaDraconida
4 жыл бұрын
@@robat774 The character is indeed cool and the movie is so great it makes Ruby look good. The girl is just so limited in her range. I can see why she's successful at modeling but why she keeps "acting" is beyond me.
@allthecolors6900
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Varce
4 жыл бұрын
Had no idea that was her! I actually liked her a lot in that movie, thought it was cool to see their interactions with each other.
@Montanakid1988
3 жыл бұрын
I swear to God when she said that whole “it will be. “when it fit’s a woman” line, I rolled my eyes so damn hard I saw my brain
@pastywhite6669
Жыл бұрын
That is a very funny, descriptive line. Well done.
@Montanakid1988
Жыл бұрын
@@pastywhite6669 thank you. I mean my god who approved that script? The reviews about how horrible the show was, was actually more entertaining than the show itself
@pauldavis9387
26 күн бұрын
Same here. That was just gawd awful.
@stephenrice2063
3 жыл бұрын
"Brain damage is a thing." This sums up the series.
@wolfman7284
4 жыл бұрын
"she doesn't need help from ANY maan..... so she goes to her cousin, Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help..." lol.
@bryanmanuel4945
4 жыл бұрын
More like steal his shit
@stunner9005
3 жыл бұрын
And she doesn’t seem concerned that he disappeared.
@CommanderTato
3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmanuel4945 Kinda the same "we wuz kangz" modus operandi
@MissMoontree
4 жыл бұрын
"We should make a female superhero thing" "Good idea, what you have in mind?" "We take a male superhero, but instead of man, it is woman!" "Uhu okay, go on, what is the plot?" "It is a woman" The reason so many female superhero's fail is because there is no love, thought or creativity put in it. It is just made to say "look, female superhero". It is so damn cheap.
@sgt.zaitsev287
4 жыл бұрын
You want a good female superhero movie? Wonder Woman. Easily the best DCEU movie I have seen to date.
@666LonesomeSailor
4 жыл бұрын
Beer for 50cent is cheap, Whiskey for 5 bugs is cheap, one houre in a massagesalon "with sucsess" for 50 bugs is cheap.... This BRADWOMAN thing is just disgusting.
@LeeEverett1
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair they did turn Batwoman lesbian in the comics. It's still a dumpster fire though.
@ryanmcdaniel1933
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else read this in Ryan George voice?
@jonnybennett9493
4 жыл бұрын
Spot on. Mostly written by men that think all women really want in life is to be as physically strong as a man 🤦♂️
@slipperysloper3721
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like if a 5’6 woman who weighs 104 lbs got punched by a man, let alone savagely beaten, she’d quit the vigilante business and spend the next three weeks sobbing.
@Endru85x
Жыл бұрын
Ruby already played an assasin in John Wick2. Wick picks her up and smashes her into wall. A short and beatiful summary of how strenght and mass DOES MATTER.
@CultureWatcher5000
3 жыл бұрын
"I thought Gozer was a man." "It's whatever it wants to be."
@basedcrusader8205
4 жыл бұрын
"Go away now" is my all time favorite quote.
@Longshanks1690
4 жыл бұрын
@Liberty Prime Surely it would be "Death is a preferable alternative to Communism?"
@jonesinator47
4 жыл бұрын
Liberty Prime It should be on a T-Shirt
@charleshetrick3152
4 жыл бұрын
Mine is “Nah, et’ll be fine!”
@greytroll1632
4 жыл бұрын
@@charleshetrick3152 Same here
@dusky5535
4 жыл бұрын
Liberty Prime It just works.
@BlaBla-jj6sh
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally stole this, but here we go: woke critics: "This show is literal perfection!" audience: "it will be when it's cancelled"
@robvanspunkmeyer
4 жыл бұрын
it was worth sharing!
@dongbong7405
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least you’ve got the balls to admit it
@seanbrennan5192
4 жыл бұрын
Bla Bla “Better than the joker”
@bigdoggaming7438
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah good shiit
@TheUnapologeticGeek
3 жыл бұрын
“Reviewing this show makes me feel like a pretentious art critic giving serious consideration to the stick man drawn in crayon by the preschooler that’s just soiled themselves.” -The Critical Drinker
@philipsiziba7316
4 жыл бұрын
"She doesnt need the help of any man" "SO she goes to her cousin for help"
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
4 жыл бұрын
Kinda like the Birds of Prey trailer.
@damian-lk6dh
4 жыл бұрын
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 why??
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
4 жыл бұрын
@@damian-lk6dh Harley talks about breaking out with the "Joker". Talks the whole trailer about him.
@ipsumcontumelia6973
4 жыл бұрын
Julio Víctor Manuel Schaeffer Manrique but Harley was abused and humiliated by the Joker, so I kinda understand why she would talk about him. Like in the comic, she has PTSD every time she remembers him and has a break down every time he is mentioned in a positive light. The best breakdown was when a villain claimed that she was the Joker’s Daughter so she beat the shit out of her til she’s near death. The only beef I have with the Birds of Prey movie is that it should have been called “Gotham City Sirens”
@kineticballs77
4 жыл бұрын
@Chem avengers didn't need a movie but here we go.
@Lord_Deimos
4 жыл бұрын
After watching Batwoman's cringe-inducing trailer: 'All i have are negative thoughts'
@silviot8177
4 жыл бұрын
Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!
@TheHulk1850
4 жыл бұрын
I can feel your anger, it gives you focus, makes you stronger...
@MidnightBlueRed
4 жыл бұрын
*negative thots
@mos6507
4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh.... Joker's quotables make it an instant classic.
@SavagexRaccoon
4 жыл бұрын
the song in the back ground made my ears bleed witht hte whole "im a WOMAN" man can you not keep reminding me every 5 seconds shes a woman
@jules-pierremalartre7800
Жыл бұрын
I rewatch this every time I need a good laugh. One of the Drinker’s best review.
@dronesclubhighjinks
5 ай бұрын
This is the first time I've seen this video. My favorite Drinker reviews are Rings of Power, and Charlie's Angels for some reason. 😂
@buffyamcha4655
3 жыл бұрын
"Apparently thats how drowning works , you can just decide not to" 😂😂
@chucksenhowzen9740
4 жыл бұрын
“Cause that’s how drowning works...you can decide not to.” Just like how Rian Johnson decides to make Rey better at fighting than Luke
@thelaughingrouge
4 жыл бұрын
Like how Rey jumped into the ocean after living on a desert planet her whole life and didn't immediately fucking drown.
@Brantlins
4 жыл бұрын
Charles Caballero and that you can hyper speed through battle ships
@chucksenhowzen9740
4 жыл бұрын
...and use jedi mind tricks without even knowing a goddamn thing about it
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
4 жыл бұрын
Lord Walter Stark That boggles my mind to this day. If this is possible, why hasn’t it been adapted into strapping hyperspeed engines onto torpedoes or some shit and sniping enemy ships from literally the other side of the bloody universe? Why bother with fighters, bombers and all those comparatively short-range tactics?
@BrownGaijin
4 жыл бұрын
It how Leia just uses the force to float back to the ship so the crew can open up the door and rescue her from the vacuum of space.
@itwasalladream7134
4 жыл бұрын
‘All the size and upper body strength of a malnutrished 12 year old boy!’ Critical you absolute beauty :D
@dopamineinaformofashort
Жыл бұрын
I used to watch your content a long time ago and I just remembered you exist. It feels nostalgic.
@arnabchatterjee9334
3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't see the final twist coming within 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show. 😂😂😂 That line in the voice of Shrek slayed me.
@PabloSapanga
4 жыл бұрын
“She doesn’t need help from any man ...so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne’s house for help” Brilliant! 😂🤣
@palmerswei1572
4 жыл бұрын
Well his rich and famous the type of guys the Liberals are into.
@ABeardedDad
4 жыл бұрын
"Why am I even watching this show" You're takin one for the team bro. I'll be givin it a miss.
@kreese-yi2nb
4 жыл бұрын
Hail The Critical One!
@AfroGaz71
4 жыл бұрын
The hero we need.
@uglyguyfe
4 жыл бұрын
Hail!
@szechuon6971
3 жыл бұрын
Every time Ruby Rose is on screen, I have to buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed. Thank God I work for a living instead of screaming social justice or i wanted be able toa afford all these TVs.
@Tiger74147
3 жыл бұрын
"You know, it's a total mystery why this lass couldn't cut it in the military, because they're well known for letting people just do their own thing." Hahhaha, gold!
@jonbaxter2254
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you just assume her state of preparedness?!" Alright, I'm remembering that...
@petersteenkamp
4 жыл бұрын
Illidan, right?
@Baconbeerify
4 жыл бұрын
Came looking for this comment
@Caz1242
4 жыл бұрын
That was so good! 😂
@JosueSantiagoG
4 жыл бұрын
Also my favorite. Lol
@Ebalosus
4 жыл бұрын
Likewise
@lee3r24
4 жыл бұрын
Good to see Rotten Tomatoes is consistent when it comes to this kind of garbage. Critics score: 71% Audience score : 12%
@WayoftheDave
4 жыл бұрын
They lost credibility quite some time ago.
@jammygamer8961
4 жыл бұрын
@Col. Commissar Ibram Gaunt Wth? That makes makes nearly no sense
@mehitablestorm8877
4 жыл бұрын
Even they can't bump it past 70 or so.
@rovhalt6650
4 жыл бұрын
That's why I love RT. Despite everything they continue to show both polls making it possible for us to see the bullshit.
@vario6492
4 жыл бұрын
Had 9% at one point
@mrwhatshisname2526
3 жыл бұрын
Batman: A literal reason why Gotham isn't a abandoned and destroyed city, a caring person who doesn't want to kill and always attempts to use Non-leath tactics, a incredibly smart man with some of the best tech out there, and smart detective, a man looking to protect anyone, anyway possible, no matter whom they are, not even killing those who have done the most horrible, immoral, and disturbing acts, like the Joker, a literal pacifist. Batwoman: An entitled brat, a literal Theif.
@atse7en799
4 жыл бұрын
"Kid that can't have a Flake in their ice-cream" I just lost it. Brilliant.
@megadethmofo2001
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse my American ignorance....what's a flake?
@ianrobson9601
2 жыл бұрын
@@megadethmofo2001 A chocolate flake
@Chris-kt9yq
4 жыл бұрын
"Thats how drowning works, you just decide not to" -Feminist hero in a nutshell
@davidharrison7014
4 жыл бұрын
Meet the new Mary Sue!
@davidharrison7014
4 жыл бұрын
Or, as the Critical Drinker would say, "Nah, it'll be fine!"
@daneyal7162
4 жыл бұрын
More like "That's how logic works, you just decide to ignore it".
@GeorgeMonet
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't the corollary of that logic being you only drown because you choose to?
@MrMeszaros
2 жыл бұрын
Faminism is the movement promoting famines 😁
@ryanbarker5217
4 жыл бұрын
'it's just a terrible show.' welcome to the arrowverse.
@RobinMcBeth
4 жыл бұрын
Member the first season of Arrow? Member?
@EmperorHelix
4 жыл бұрын
@@RobinMcBeth season 2 was also fantastic. Season 3 made me stop watching permanently.
@JoshuaKevinPerry
4 жыл бұрын
@We Have To Go Back Arrow 2.5 seasons The Flash was 1..LoT s3 s4 good
@truckkun7704
4 жыл бұрын
The first ten episodes of the flash were not that bad
@Justin_Kipper
4 жыл бұрын
You mean..."Welcome to the NEW Arrowverse"!
@commonsense9057
2 жыл бұрын
"When she tries to look angry she just looks like a kid who's been told they can't have a flake in their ice cream " 😂 🔥
@alphabetsoup6837
3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally gay, but the flashback is PURE CRINGE.
@alphabetsoup6837
3 жыл бұрын
@Guero Rodriguez it's a classic example of straight people overcompensating on LGBT characters. How to write a gay character: just like any other character
@alphabetsoup6837
3 жыл бұрын
@Guero Rodriguez I'm saying this particular instance is. Bat woman is mostly written by straight dudes, and they don't fuck up the character. It's straight females who did this.
@alphabetsoup6837
3 жыл бұрын
@Guero Rodriguez I didn't say men. The men who wrote the original comic, they were straight. The people who did the CW show, however... I don't know if gay is the right word for it.
@alphabetsoup6837
3 жыл бұрын
@Guero Rodriguez Rachel Fucking Maddow was a writer for this show. It's the libtard curse when it comes to writing characters. You can write good gay characters, and this ain't it, chief
@reharl4953
2 жыл бұрын
Not figuratively?
@RickSanchez-ex7ym
4 жыл бұрын
When this show gets canceled, and hopefully that'll be soon, the cast and fans(all three) will blame it on the patriarchy. 😫🙄
@tunnar79
4 жыл бұрын
You know something's bad when it's failure is blamed on men or the "patriarchy".
@VioletDeathRei
4 жыл бұрын
Three? That seems rather optimistic, clearly even Ruby doesn't watch it or she'd of never let them air this.
@simonking195
4 жыл бұрын
it's already been blamed on the straight community
@MrDemoralizer
4 жыл бұрын
Straight community? Is this a thing?
@slyanna3688
4 жыл бұрын
Sheesh i'm a feminist and i consume a lot of feminist media, that actually has good writing and proper female protagonists. To name some of the top of my head: there's good girls revolt, 3%, the handmaids tale, killing eve, fleabag, harlots and many more. This batwoman series however, is objectively an unwatchable mess from the writing to the acting, it makes the supergirl series look 100x better. Writers can stuff surface level BS in their show to make it look woke but i can smell the shallowness from miles away.
@jackobwpierdemoller4698
4 жыл бұрын
"I've shat out things that are both heavier and scarier than this girl." I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing xDD
@silviot8177
4 жыл бұрын
#metoo
@DARisse-ji1yw
4 жыл бұрын
It was "shat" ....
@MrTobi013
4 ай бұрын
It's 2024 now and I still can't believe this came out four years ago already!😂
@looinrims
2 ай бұрын
How time flies
@vladimirpetroski7089
2 жыл бұрын
This is interesting...I just wanted to have some laugh by listening to some Batwoman ridicule, and here, in the span of an hour, almost 3 years later since this video was posted, I saw that I'm not alone and whole 15 new people tuned to watch this masterpiece of a video. Thanks for the consistent entertainment, Drinker.
@xminusone1
Жыл бұрын
It's always funny to return to see them from time to time.
@Arbatov
4 жыл бұрын
The cuts of Tyrion puking were hilarious. Well played.
@khfan4life365
4 жыл бұрын
They were well-placed too. 🤣
@warren286
4 жыл бұрын
The best part of these reviews are the cuts of Tyrion puking.
@dirk_035
3 жыл бұрын
And the sick roasts provided by drinker
@Aredel
3 жыл бұрын
Coming together to form the perfect balance of toasty humor.
@CommanderTato
3 жыл бұрын
Drinker voice is pure gold.
@SheldonAdama17
3 жыл бұрын
And the Sam Neill Event Horizon screams
@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni
3 жыл бұрын
That image of the destroyed toilet made me guffaw
@yudadicki7764
3 жыл бұрын
Omg i just found this channel, and it's really funny how this man roast every movie . Love it, keep it going man 😂
@kayyyp4939
3 жыл бұрын
Awww Dougray! I’ve loved him since 98. When bat woman was announced and casting, it was all the hype here in Hollywood, so they sent him an offer and he accepted because of that hype. He’s brilliant. He needs to be in a leading role again
@jfernando316
4 жыл бұрын
Alfred: This show is literal perfection. Batwoman: it will be once it's cancelled.
@peytonmac1131
4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaand renewed.
@5Ci0N
3 жыл бұрын
@@peytonmac1131 and Ruby Rose quit 👋
@NIGHTSTALKER973
3 жыл бұрын
@@5Ci0N All because of a stunt injury so serious she needed to have emergency surgery in order to help prevent paralysis imagine that your acting career potientally ending and it was all down to being in this dumpster fire of a tv show.
@j.a.hernandez9742
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus fuck when does evil ambitions stop,
@klickonthat5244
2 жыл бұрын
Well look at that, you hit the nail on the head. It JUST got canceled today. (May 1, 2022)
@leonardodavi2695
4 жыл бұрын
"Why does her outfit look like someone stuck Rian Johnson's head on the body of an anorexic child?" BEST. LINE. EVER!
@JakeFusion
4 жыл бұрын
I love that he's trying not to laugh as he delivers it. Rarely does he ever break character. But that was GREAT.
@ShinkuGouki
4 жыл бұрын
He nailed her look 🤣🤣🤣
@davidharrison7014
4 жыл бұрын
More like RUIN Johnson!
@suzybearheart530
4 жыл бұрын
So accurate too 😂
@derrickbonsell
3 жыл бұрын
"It will be, when it fits a woman." What woman? A 90 pound waif like the protagonist, or Brienne of Tarth? Something tells me they're not the same size.
@m.caeben2578
3 жыл бұрын
Good callback to Brienne. Two Brienne’s could give batman a run for his money in a sword fight.
@danieldevito6380
3 жыл бұрын
I can't even count how many times I've rewatched this video LMAO
@zalamael
4 жыл бұрын
"Brain damage is actually a thing" - Critical Drinker, after downing a pint of gin, 2019
@steeveedee8478
4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing - first time he said that I had just downed a pint of strongly mixed G&T (no ice). Damn lovely I recommend it!
@jaha379
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it'll be fine After the second pint
@zalamael
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaha379 What makes you bad, makes you better. Just gotta keep going until you break through the pain barrier. Worry about the hangover once you run out of money and have no choice but to deal with it.
@sandytrunks
4 жыл бұрын
Funny, yeah, but I don't think Gin is Critical Drinker's preferred libation. I thought it was Scotch. Me... it's Tequila. Añejo. Neat. Often.
@silviot8177
4 жыл бұрын
Genius
@mkendrick94
4 жыл бұрын
“Did you just assume her state of preparedness” That nearly killed me
@ravicreed9138
2 жыл бұрын
Ohh know you didn"t
@CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9
Жыл бұрын
But at the last second you decided not to die, right?
@ScotsThinker
2 жыл бұрын
As a Scotsman, I've also treaded Scottish rivers and freezing oceans. You either have to wait for a nice summer day and/or put on a skin swimsuit before going anywhere near these waters.
@watchdog304
3 жыл бұрын
This is rapidly becoming my favorite KZitem channel. Thanks for being drunk enough to say what most of us sadly sober's were thinking.
@adamholt4317
4 жыл бұрын
"If you don't see the final twist coming in the first 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show" aaaahhhahaha that's some damn good writing, that got me good. Cheers to that
@anomad6314
4 жыл бұрын
agreed.... this review is art
@fatefinger
4 жыл бұрын
“Fanfiction written by an adolescent girl”That’s probably what it is.
@Dinoslay
4 жыл бұрын
That's *exactly* what it is.
@heartlessbasturd5481
4 жыл бұрын
Supergirl is almost as good
@alexandrascott5293
4 жыл бұрын
Or a very effeminate gay man
@anthonyfava9367
4 жыл бұрын
Probably a non-binary person. You can't assume these days...
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, don't remind me of My Inmortal!
@myoneblackfriend3151
4 жыл бұрын
You never fail to impress. I actually laughed out loud. I look forward to reading your work.
@imagiro1
2 жыл бұрын
I remember, how I felt, when I watched Episode 1. In Germany we have a term for that: "Fremdschämen", which means to feel embarrassed on behalf of someone else.
@curatorcogs5438
4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Heath Ledger’s Joker comes back to Gotham, expecting to find his proverbial equal, but instead just laughs at Batwoman
@slicedtopieces
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a perfect set up for a parody cartoon.
@OGchidoriKNight
4 жыл бұрын
She would last all of 2 seconds against the Joker.
@curatorcogs5438
4 жыл бұрын
Amaterasu Oh yeah he’d fucking kill her Hell he’d probably play with her first
@freeross371
4 жыл бұрын
@@slicedtopieces Yeah, that would be awesome
@outlawstarr417
4 жыл бұрын
Just thought about that scene where he caught a Batman wanna-be, Ruby would be in that same situation. "See, this is how CRAAZZY Batman's made Gotham!!!"
@cathaloriordan271
4 жыл бұрын
If, instead of saying "When it fits a woman" she just said "it will be...when it fits me", it would sound more badass and infinitely less cringey. Such a simply fix
@whythatspreposterous
4 жыл бұрын
Science guy: "So, I've tailored the suit to fit a woman, just like you suggested. *pauses for effect* You can come on out now, Whoopi! *winks* (Me an' Whoopi go way back...)"
@grey8478
4 жыл бұрын
It's still an awful line, you just took away the alt-left political undertone. Like a nice paint-job on a Toyota Prius.
@charlesw5919
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they know that. This line is selected specifically to push the agenda.
@bloodyneptune
4 жыл бұрын
And by pandering to that specific Tumblr demographic, I assume theres a lot of "who says it doesn't _already_ fit a woman"
@liamhicks547
4 жыл бұрын
@@charlesw5919 ^this
@poisenbery
Жыл бұрын
1:04 I've actually done this as well. Before I went into the military, I did a ton of conditioning exercises to "toughen up" Swimming in near freezing water was one of them. I think it took less than a minute for me to lose the ability to move my legs. I wasn't even aware that it could happen. Got out as fast as I could. Almost drowned actually. Fun times. I always get a kick out of writers trying to write stuff that they have never done before.
@jeffbradley8826
3 жыл бұрын
This and all of your critiques are so absolutely spot on and very well delivered. Unfortunately, here in the Upside Down, this kind of brutal honesty means you will probably be banned soon.
@MegaDon000
4 жыл бұрын
The only show whose reviews are getting more views than the actual show 😂😂😂😂
@otisbdriftwood6520
4 жыл бұрын
was just thinking this
@andresarmento7227
4 жыл бұрын
GameHind This show will have a hard time against STD season 3.
@derekdrake8706
4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was hyperbole but it's actually true lol
@danmanx2
4 жыл бұрын
This is actually true.
@masonharris9166
4 жыл бұрын
@@danmanx2 Doctor Who has been that way recently....unfortunately...
@chriskarpetas
4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Pfeiffer's 3 second scene had more emotion in it than what the entire cast of the show could muster in that whole episode.
@theboat9311
3 жыл бұрын
How does this channel not have a million subs, purely brilliant reviews
@michaelbeasley8716
3 жыл бұрын
Just watched Ep1 on HBO max, then came to watch this review; I heard the Gozer the Gozarian comment at the beginning and started crying due to from hysterical laughter for about 2 minutes, paused the video, clicked "like" on the video, and then laughed uncontrollably for another 2 minutes before I could finally find the composure to unpause and carry on.
@pearz420
4 жыл бұрын
Ruby Rose is not an actress, she's a lesbian.
@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137
4 жыл бұрын
Pearz only movie she should be in is lesbian porn
@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137
4 жыл бұрын
Blue cigar Gaming no thanks had one this morning I'm nice and clean 👍🏻
One can be both a lesbian and an actress. It's one thing to be annoyed by the rampant SJW ideologies, and another to be a bigot
@MB-ls6zi
4 жыл бұрын
She looks like a post-operative Justin Bieber.
@trixstermillion2190
4 жыл бұрын
No, she doesn't at all.
@ChrisSmith-bw1nt
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Beiber has a bigger clit.
@tommyortega7796
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@666LonesomeSailor
4 жыл бұрын
Look at 8:21, there she looks like a 14 year old boy. Ohh DC - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
@IRMentat
4 жыл бұрын
M M not far off pre op either.
@superape873
3 жыл бұрын
The villain for season 2? A random white man named Todd. He has no power, no wealth, no powers, and no evil plans. He is literally just a plain ol middle class white man. Audiences will cheer when the new black bat woman punches Todd while he is checking out at the grocery store and when she thwarts his dastardly attempts to drop his children off at school. The climax of the season will be when Todd breaks down after all the random assaults committed by the new batwoman and he will give a very heartfelt apology for his existence. Batwoman will then look him in the eyes and say “Not gud enuff,” and slap him in the face while he’s on his knees. Todd will then scream out in pain and exclaim “god damn, what is wrong with you freakin people?!” Then the camera will pan to batwoman’s shocked face as it slowly turns into a sadistic smile. Roll credits with the noise of batwoman beating the tar out of Todd with the screams of agony and the sounds of him pleading for mercy. It will be a feminine racial masterpiece that will receive a 99 percent critic rating on RT with the usual racist homophobic poor scores by everyone else.
@lukedenbeaux6367
3 жыл бұрын
I did a serious lifeguard training course in a lake, with water that was significantly warmer than freezing and we had people larger than ruby rose getting hypothermia and needing care.
@joba4848
4 жыл бұрын
You know that ‘Batwoman’ has a better critics score than ‘The Joker’ on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s almost like we can’t trust the main stream media anymore. Who would have thought...
@kousseye155
4 жыл бұрын
My dude, you cannot. Trust the audience scores. Critics have agendas and have ruined the entertainment industry.
@shadow19831
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the director is actually anti-feminist and the ultimate goal is to show them feminists the errors of their way
@sandrocedeno502
4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣
@UnderExtimated
4 жыл бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮😮
@ackkenan2346
4 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@EclipseHedgehog
4 жыл бұрын
now that would be funny
@chrismoore1372
4 жыл бұрын
that might make it 'good'
@Mega_vegeta
2 ай бұрын
They should have made it so the suit enhanced her strength like it was a prototype suit or something that would only work for a member of the Wayne family.
@gavrilutavlad3859
3 жыл бұрын
Tyrion vomiting is the best clip on the internet.
@gurgamous
4 жыл бұрын
"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
@thelastroman7791
4 жыл бұрын
Gozer: Are you a woman? Ghostbuster: No? Gozer: Then, DIE!
@TheKing-uc4og
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that oughta do it Ray!
@stevenirving4597
4 жыл бұрын
If someone asks if you're a woman, you say YES!
@codeobey6821
4 жыл бұрын
Batwoman : I don’t like it when a man takes credit for a woman’s work Also Batwoman :*steals all of Batman’s stuff and lives off his name , weapons and shit that he made*
@AnthonyCSN
3 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe we aren't past the girl fight thing... like these things always have to have a girl for the girl to fight same with the new Wonder Woman!!!
@janehrahan5116
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder woman is established to have superhuman strength. Wonder woman decking a 250lb guy is no more difficult that superman pulling the earth. "Batwoman" on the other hand is a completely biologically normal human and her size/strength can have real world comparisons. Especially since it's in the dark knight universe, easily the most grounded film version
@LeBoomStudios
3 жыл бұрын
And because girls are just as strong as men, the military of every western country keeps dropping the fitness standards for female cadets and they still have a higher failure rate than men.
@Kopp203
3 жыл бұрын
@@LeBoomStudios Wahmen are so awesome, the top 5 female athletes in a State lose in track meets to biological men pretending to be girls, when those same men had times that couldn't even qualify them to compete when running against their own sex.
@TheMeta141
3 жыл бұрын
@@janehrahan5116 exactly, don't get me wrong i still expect whoever plays WW to be fucking fit as all hell and have visible muscle not bulging or anything but atleast visible, but when you've got an ordinary human woman you NEED a physically fit actress playing her or it just looks silly
@BULL.173
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, Gozer. "Aim for the flat top!"
@on0the0lamb
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed when I saw her in the batsuit. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the reaction they wanted.
@RadeonX0X
4 жыл бұрын
"When she's angry she looks like a kid who's been told she can't have a flake in her ice cream.'' I almost choked in my oatmeal.
@bigiron7547
4 жыл бұрын
Sean Wilkinson right? I was thinking it too what is a flake
@dunn0r
4 жыл бұрын
*In* your oatmeal? What were you doing *in* your oatmeal?
@peytonmac1131
4 жыл бұрын
Have you never had the deliciousness that is a Cadbury chocolate flake in your ice cream?
@Batchall_Accepted
4 жыл бұрын
@Sean Wilkinson in the UK including Scotland and Ireland we like to stick a nice big lump of chocolate into our ice creams. It's a little bit of extra joy in our day to make up for the fact that it's ALWAYS FUCKING OVERCAST.
@write2pras84
4 жыл бұрын
Nick Alonso Cadbury Flake. It’s common in UK and ireland to have a stick of flake in soft serve ice cream. Costs like 50p extra but it’s amazeballs! Naturally kids like to have the flake instead of just plain soft serve.
@zer0sum642
3 жыл бұрын
“Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!”
@kingtudor6761
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought I was going nuts watching all this shit on tv and cinema for the past 20 years .. I started to think I was the problem until I discovered someone who thinks the same way as I do. Keep it up man
@lenainbelen592
4 жыл бұрын
She looks like Justin Beiber trying to be tough.
@truesoulghost2777
4 жыл бұрын
You know what's really funny about that? Justin bieber is, in fact, a girl. Born one anyways. Has tried living life a boy.
@beCoCOi
4 жыл бұрын
And Miley Cyrus is actually a dude, and they are twins.
@LukeLovesRose
4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Ruby is more masculine
@lenainbelen592
4 жыл бұрын
@@LukeLovesRoseLOL
@darthrage2464
4 жыл бұрын
She looks like Justin trying to be a boy.
@ministryofwrongthink9847
4 жыл бұрын
When the review is more interesting than the actual show 😂🤣
@r.j.lombardi111
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed we live in interesting times.
@CaptainNow2
3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until all of this fashionable feminism bollocks is all over. It's ruining the entertainment business.
@Sanquinity
2 жыл бұрын
Be prepared for at least a few more years of this bullshit. Though I feel like it will take the current feminist generation growing old and becoming irrelevant before it's actually over.
@jamesbrockis5182
2 ай бұрын
You could argue hysterical strength, but very lightly.
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