It was a beautiful day and my favorite birthday party🎉🎉🎉
@MISTERTR-rh9mg
2 жыл бұрын
There you are, come on slannesh you need to go to reabilitation come on
@ashdownnovosky4176
2 жыл бұрын
Slannesh never went to rehab, same as Khorne being paraplegic sociopath.
@MISTERTR-rh9mg
2 жыл бұрын
@@ashdownnovosky4176 tzeench a indecisive mollusk
@jbark678
2 жыл бұрын
"They tried to make me go to rehab, but I won't go, go, go." -Amy Winehouse (but also Slaanesh, probably)
@TheBonesMalone
Жыл бұрын
THOT BEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEER
@wickedweavile4612
Жыл бұрын
"Meet the Aeldari, the worst case of post-nut clarity the galaxy has ever seen." That's the perfect way of describing these guys
@jonsweeney4347
2 жыл бұрын
If I remember my lore right, before slaanesh literally just ate any aeldari soul that died, they could reincarnate out of the realm of souls/warp at will and keep all of their memories and experiences intact. So the meme of slaanesh being "murderfucked into existence" probably actually undersells precsisely how messed up shit got at the time. If you could just respawn at any time consequence-free, actual murderfucking would get old hat pretty quick.
@crimsonwyvern7770
Жыл бұрын
Yeah they could do that, and yeah from my understanding it was true respawning, no getting reborn as a baby, no sir, but instead pure respawning.... The eldar core worlds must have been contributing so much power to khorne by the rivers of blood that probably were formed, which then fed slannesh's birth by the eldar making the rivers acidic, toxic, and radioactive and just dunking themselves in it... Because corrupted eldar
@korien8976
Жыл бұрын
Damn I never thought about that before.
@user-bx9ri2qv3y
Жыл бұрын
Yeah honestly we can’t even fathom how fucking depraved the eldar were
@samboyd1828
Жыл бұрын
if ya wanna see how fucked up the aeldari were before the schism and fall, just look at the drukhari and the haemunculai
@riohudson9612
Жыл бұрын
So Slaanesh coming into existence and shattering the Eldari empire actually TONED DOWN the amount of degeneracy the Eldar indulged in now that their depraved hedonism now possessed actual consequences with a chaos god ready to eat their souls if they get too horny?
@casbot71
Жыл бұрын
*Imperial Guardsmen:* So I've got to fight demons because some space elves got too much into S&M?
@nooneinparticular5256
Жыл бұрын
More or less.
@Meyr3356
Жыл бұрын
Correct. You also have to use a flashlight and 0 tactical competency to do it. Good luck.
@NYs9thwonder
11 ай бұрын
Space elves who did not understand the meaning of post nut clarity, until it cost them a nut they could not come back from.
@damienmccuinn1956
2 жыл бұрын
***AWAKEN MY QUIVERING ABS BEGINS TO PLAY AS I APPEAR IN A PLUME OF HOLY GOLDEN FLAMES*** I HAVE ARRIVED TO BRING THE GLORY OF THE OMNISSIAH AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!! I give you kudos you nailed their lore within 5 secs.
@bug5654
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Since any Omnissiah would have to be a piece of perfection, they would either be Slaanesh or a servant of Slaanesh.
@bigfatpandalaktana2747
2 жыл бұрын
"How many dead memes do you want in your video?" "Yes."
@RustyShackleford051
Жыл бұрын
Loved it
@bug5654
Жыл бұрын
These wounds, they do not heal.
@dereenaldoambun9158
Жыл бұрын
"As many as the dying Eldar race. 💀💀💀"
@somerandomguy2316
Жыл бұрын
The harlequins are actually kinda neat imo. Their god saw that shit coming and they all collectively went “hah!” And chose to dip out. Which is friggen hilarious to me
@Logamer-tn6db
Жыл бұрын
One kind of Harlequin is doomed to feed slaanesh and cegorach just tries to trick her to get them back. AND IT WORKS HALF OF THE TIME. The fact that he does that just for a single eldar soul says a lot.
@somerandomguy2316
Жыл бұрын
@@Logamer-tn6db right?! He’s cool as fuck imo. He also was mocked by the other elder gods for being largely insignificant. He clearly won tho
@Logamer-tn6db
Жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguy2316 He's the only free survivor of the eldar pantheon. Isha is held captive by nurgle and Khaine is in pieces.
@matthewrolfe23
2 жыл бұрын
Astartes: so why do we hate the eldars? Veteran Astartes: because they created a daemon that corrupted fulgrim and his emperor's children
@lolbots686
2 жыл бұрын
astartes:...so we arent gonna talk about guilamans...friend? Vet astartes:no duh. ...ah shit the eldar played a part in angrons coruption huh. Astartes:to be fair not like itd go any other way
@MrDUCKMAN5555
2 ай бұрын
eldar may of created a god but the humans give them their strongest soldiers
@razminm.3260
2 жыл бұрын
SLAANUSSY?! Im ded 💀
@aownbey609
Жыл бұрын
Worst case of post nut clarity, this guy is having to much fun
@Dusteus
Жыл бұрын
Also while tech priest saw necron warrior: Show me your Necrussy!
@eyesoffate187
Жыл бұрын
Down bad mf 💀
@Bananakingchad
Жыл бұрын
@@Dusteus am hundred percent sure that a group of tech priest fucked them while their where still asleep but didn’t tell the emperor in fear of getting their toaster waifus taken
@sahilshah8392
Жыл бұрын
🤌
@viksreviews2891
Жыл бұрын
Imagine partying so hard that you birth a chaos god
@FrozenLord66
2 жыл бұрын
When you party way too hard and you create a other chaos god Jazz music stopped
@CS-zn6pp
2 жыл бұрын
It was one hell of a party 🥳👹🧚
@bug5654
Жыл бұрын
*Party keeps going* *Jazz music starts*
@Jianju69
2 жыл бұрын
40K lore is just weird.
@LaughingJokerProd
2 жыл бұрын
The weirder the better
@ailediablo79
2 жыл бұрын
Basically the Woke of WH40K. It is not weird it is realistically weird + fantasy
@arandomcomment7208
2 жыл бұрын
The entire setting happened because space frog gods didn't give sun screen to skin cancer patients
@IamCoalfoot
2 жыл бұрын
@@arandomcomment7208 I... both love and hate how accurate this is.
@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552
2 жыл бұрын
40k is petty weak
@TECHNOxSPARTAN
2 жыл бұрын
Subbed cause of the "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN" part with the bleeding eyeball
@carlgman7420
2 жыл бұрын
This ignores the fact that Asuryan banning the Eldar from interacting with their Gods started a domino effect that led to the Fall of the Eldar. Without their Gods, the Eldar entered a spiral downward to depression for 60 million years and they have to cope with being Dark Eldar and creating a God just to fill the hole that the absence of their gods created
@ASNS117Zero
Жыл бұрын
That's cause the Eldar Gods responsibility in the Fall of the Eldar isn't as funny as getting to say murderfuck.
@bobwish8851
Жыл бұрын
hey some Eldars cant fill the void with debate clubs, poetry, sword dancing, turning planets into heavenly paradise, painting minis, ect some just have that inch that can only be scratch by over throwing your entire society and murder fucking a hole in reality
@AbhisarRawat
Жыл бұрын
"Gonna get me some slanussy!" *One psi Titan appears "Oh shoot I forgot it's November"
@staratoms2822
2 жыл бұрын
This is true art 🤌
@MizantropMan
Жыл бұрын
K'rorks (who later devolved into orks) were made to directly compat the necrons, while eldar were there so they can will new gods into existance, to then be used to shatter the C'tan.
@Ironbattlemace
Жыл бұрын
Damn these edits and memes tingle my jingles. 5/5.
@Thesandchief
Жыл бұрын
plowing an Elder seems like a unique experience.
@Perfection-ll
Жыл бұрын
"slanussy" 💀💀💀😭😭
@TarotVylan
2 жыл бұрын
A shattered empire, driven to madness by a God of their own creation.
@DukemNukem
Жыл бұрын
Slaanesh when I stay a virgin for the entirety of my life just to spite him:
@benthebamboozler4104
Жыл бұрын
My man, that’s a bionicle
@themememan703
Жыл бұрын
The damn squeals got me
@Adeptus-Custodes
Жыл бұрын
I like how no matter what all races will team up if it means fighting chaos
@swordbrethrenmordred1230
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Emperor nearly did the same thing and may or may not created Malal, the 5th Chaosgod which got retconed directly after beeing introduced to the universe.
@bug5654
Жыл бұрын
Not the worst thing Emp has done.
@yeetyeet5079
Жыл бұрын
Minor correction: some eldari happened to be out on trading missions in craft worlds when slannesh was created
@swordbrethrenmordred1230
Жыл бұрын
The craft world Eldar weren't around for multiple reasons. Some just left their homeworlds because they actualy realised how far into excess and madness their race has fallen and didn't want to partake in their own downfall.
@codelicious6590
Жыл бұрын
did he just say, "post-nut clarity"? omg
@thatdogguy9838
Жыл бұрын
"41 milenia and still no bitches" fuckin felt that
@Masonicon
Жыл бұрын
Craftworld eldar use form of self-powered Matrioshka brains(infinity circuit) for their hereafters, dark eldar are solipsists, and exodite are hippies
@vinnykitty1983
2 жыл бұрын
Gamer girls & discord mods
@garysuarez9614
Жыл бұрын
The sound effects...HAHAHA SUBD
@death122
2 жыл бұрын
These goofy ahh sound is killing me
@jza6093
6 ай бұрын
Got the sub for the "worst case of post nut clarity" line!! That was spot on, summed up the Eldar in 5 secs. My favourite faction but they done f'd up. You should collab with Majorkill #rescueisha
@thewizardofodds6839
Жыл бұрын
Slaanussy is something I didn't know I needed
@OpenBiolabsGuy
Жыл бұрын
They also upload their souls/minds into soul stone and tool around in robot bodies after death in order to avoid a horrible afterlife.
@FrozenLord66
Жыл бұрын
Most of time they use a 2 siblings a dead one and an life one in their robots in the hammer and botler series a young male eldar used his mother soul in an eldar wraith Knight his mom reaction was scared while her son was looking sad what became of his own mother his mother didn't knew what happened to her son and he replied to his mom. Something with everything is fine with your son without his mother knowing that her son is talking to her that's fucking depressing
@justinkemp4019
Жыл бұрын
That bolt and hammer episode was sad, then I was like, wait a minute. They devastated humanity and countless species,fuck em
@akumaking1
10 ай бұрын
“The Eldar fucked up. Literally. As in, they murderfucked a Chaos God into existence.” ~Man-Emperor of Mankind
@scenczyk1429
Жыл бұрын
That sounds effect after "boomer robots" 🤣
@Doosteroni
2 жыл бұрын
Bro this shit is great keep making it dude!
@MoringAfterStar
2 жыл бұрын
Are we forgetting Eldar are reborn like Pheonix until Slaanesh?
@MikeJones-lf4bl
Жыл бұрын
Loved the ultra instinct music there near the end!
@christopherg2347
Жыл бұрын
"Murderfuck". Pretty sure that is the proper term to how thr Eldar created slanesh.
@vojtaniedelsky8011
Жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't the Old ones create the Krorks agains the Necroids instead of the Eldar?
@Logamer-tn6db
Жыл бұрын
They created both.
@aidangraham7052
Жыл бұрын
first line blew my mind
@ModernGunCraft
Жыл бұрын
Bro these memes 👌🏾
@hashimbokhamseen7877
Жыл бұрын
the necron snore killed me from laughter
@marleegould542
Жыл бұрын
That tall glass of Slaanoosh
@the0sanitydokutah967
Жыл бұрын
Aaaah of course, the Protoss :3
@yukko_yoshida
Жыл бұрын
the eldar forgot what post nut clarity was thats the entire reason why this happend
@Peter_nzl97
Жыл бұрын
The first sentence mentioned, sums up the horney space elf's in a nutshell.
@BossClown9
Жыл бұрын
Harlequins are my absolute favorite
@TheUplate
Жыл бұрын
Inevitably, they failed, meeting their fate on the road they took to avoid it, their purpose, unknowingly falling to their creators' other children, the Orks
@unnamed1613
Жыл бұрын
As far as I know, the Eldar existed way befor the Necrontyr, since they were already the dominant race in the entire (material) galaxy befor the war in heaven even started.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
Жыл бұрын
Post Nut November is no joke, even for a super advanced alien race.
@giantmonkey
Жыл бұрын
Thought this was Bionicle for a hot second.
@nikolaasbedeur3068
Жыл бұрын
Who do I think would win any of the chaos gods or light novel Sung Jin Woo
@michaelwhite9718
Жыл бұрын
1. The old ones were never killed off... 2. The warp isn't hell or evil, it just is.
@Logamer-tn6db
Жыл бұрын
No the old ones were killed off, there are none left.
@Michael-bn1oi
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the most awesome Eldar, the Exodites. I mean come on, they put shuriken cannons on Carnosaurs! Don't feel too bad though, GW forgot about them decades ago.
@ZiGGi03
Жыл бұрын
The old ones built the webway and the Eldar inherited it then the emperor coped some space and the cyclops fucked it for everyone but the harlequins .
@viorp5267
Жыл бұрын
they fell and couldn't get up
@messageinthebottle1673
Жыл бұрын
Whats kinda both sad and highly ironic. The Eldar story is perfect example of what happens when pride and excess (due to lack of struggle) is daily thing to the point that it literally causes they're species to be near extinction.
@calmac938
2 жыл бұрын
Subed just for the post nut line love it
@Aaron-xq4gl
Жыл бұрын
The pic of the old one reminds me of fullgore.
@ArmageddonIndustries777
2 жыл бұрын
I love them Harlequins!!!!
@sp4ce942
Жыл бұрын
Slaanesh, literally murder-fucked into existence
@paytonkraft7564
Жыл бұрын
And yet the Eldar are the "Superior race".
@D4PP3R
Жыл бұрын
I was about to switch vids then I heard "PNC"
@deadsea9697
Жыл бұрын
When in doubt blame the eldar
@dascreeb5205
Жыл бұрын
Eldar pull up so necron slep.
@mileshostetler2469
2 жыл бұрын
The Eldar were created Millions of years before the War in heaven tho
@ruffalo1643
2 жыл бұрын
Yo what?
@FrozenLord66
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh the old ones create the eldar arond the war in heaven to combat the necrons same with the kroks aka ancient orks just learn the lore better
@unowno123
Жыл бұрын
ironically, most eldar still dwell on the edge of the galaxy and thus the majority of the eldar might have never even heard from the imperium. And another funny thing is that the eldar are by lore unable to reproduce, yet somehow every new character uses the eldar as a punching bag, which also seems so have no significant effect on the lore, as GW just writes in new eldar as if they have endless numbers, which kind of defeats the whole cool grimdark theme
@xzenitramx666
2 жыл бұрын
So stealing its now call inherenting.
@canooples5134
Жыл бұрын
The edits in the background are killing me lol
@ryutoradragon396
2 жыл бұрын
More vids please
@nickhasaproblem375
2 жыл бұрын
So HELLRAISER kind of?
@atomiccandyboy5756
Жыл бұрын
Eldar are an interesting part of the lore... Except that part when they "murderf*ck" Slaanesh into existance
@ls200076
Жыл бұрын
Slaanesh best boi
@CaliPatriot88
Жыл бұрын
Bro the Boomer Robots? LMFAO XD
@robrib2682
2 жыл бұрын
I gotta steal intro that to describe the genetically engineered space rabbits
@fujin27
Жыл бұрын
No mention of exodites?
@eu29lex16
Жыл бұрын
Eldar are not space elves, they are inspired from elves and thats all. When it comes to abilities they have the same ones as space marines, like fighting for days without sleep, speed, mental clarity and versatility. Basically, an eldar is like a space marine, but without all those steroids and extra organs. Also, comparing a human with an eldar is like comparing a pup to a wolf, a normal human simply has no chance against normal eldar. Its why making an eldar takes time, quality takes time. An eldar scorpion or reaper is basically just as good as a marine and there are lots of them, hell even a ranger can kill a marine if he shoots right. Basically, you could say that an eldar is pretty much as good as a witcher by default.
@steeds52
10 ай бұрын
Should have joined the emperium neither can stand alone
@youngarchaeotech189
2 жыл бұрын
The eldar can be directly traced back to almost every major blunder in the timeline. Slaanesh? You bet that’s their fault. Angron? Would’ve been free if it weren’t for the arrogance of the craft worlds. Yvraine x guliman? Only an eldar could create such degeneracy.
@joesheridan9451
10 ай бұрын
Yeah but what about the emperor and his retarded sons many blunders? Guess lorgar and Horus betrayal or emps terrible leadership skills… guess that was the eldars fault too?
@InfinateRadiant
2 жыл бұрын
This is why I play Eldar. A race that drank and fucked their way to destruction. My kind of race!
@FrozenLord66
2 жыл бұрын
They just party too hard and fucking murder fucked slaanesh into existence slaanesh birth was like a huge phyic sexual moan across the the warp and made a shit ton of warp storms across the gaxaly that's why humanity planets got absolutely fucked during the age of strife
@GhostBear3067
2 жыл бұрын
Craft World Eldar: "I regret everything!" Dark Eldar: "I regret NOTHING!"
@FrozenLord66
2 жыл бұрын
@@GhostBear3067 the vigrin craftworld eldar and Chad dark. Eldar
@juiceboxbzrk
Жыл бұрын
Hard to tell who's more fucked up the Harlequins or the Dark Eldar
@halfknight2310
Жыл бұрын
Dark eldar are way worse Harlequins are at least willing to help humans. Sometimes the harlequins recon show up on human worlds and help fight off demons before vanishing. Hell, even a Saint front the sisters of battle is working with the Harleyquinns.
@cockdepartment6610
2 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy is Epic
@eta....
Жыл бұрын
CRAAAWWWLLING
@ashardalondragnipurake
Жыл бұрын
the necrons won the war in heaven not going to sleep because the eldar put them to bed but because they where to good to rule over rubble the enslaverplague that ate all the old ones didnt do amazing for the more fragile, easier to enslave eldar
@tineresnt5505
2 жыл бұрын
So they got to avoid the warp but were directly connected to it instead?
@Bananakingchad
Жыл бұрын
Their all connected they where built that way
@tineresnt5505
Жыл бұрын
@@Bananakingchad I get that but the way it's presented their one benefit of not having to go through the warp is nullified by being directly connected to it. Also you aren't a chad just an asshole.
@Ghastly_Grinner
2 жыл бұрын
Unrelated but I expect over the next decade or so the Warp to stop being described as hell and to be more described as magical or the realm of gods and font of psychic power
@mugenokami2201
2 жыл бұрын
Nope it’s hell maybe even worse
@Ghastly_Grinner
2 жыл бұрын
@@mugenokami2201 nah
@connorcooke1502
Жыл бұрын
So basically everything bad that has happened in the Warhammer universe is somehow the knife ear’s fault
@joesheridan9451
10 ай бұрын
Nah not at all. They only created one chaos god, there are 3 others who were gonna be a problem either way. Also the eye of terror is not the only warp rift so you can’t say they are solely responsible for the warp leaking into the galaxy. I would argue that the emperor and his retard sons caused at least as much harm if not more
@anonymus6678
Жыл бұрын
Being the nerd i am... have to correct this, The old once did NOT create the Eldars. The eldars was just one of the earliest races to develop in the galaxy and they repopulated like rabbits untill they dominated it, but the old once did not really care for them and wise versa so tehy excisted peace fully. But when the war against the necrons started the old once made the Kroks later evolution downgraded to Orks as we know and love, while those two races eldars did join in with some "borrowed tecnology" they got from the old once, but sens the Old once forgot to install an Off switch on the Kroks war thirst after beating the necron, well we al know how that went. The eldar fucked up, lituraly creating the new chaos god and turned the once stable well of souls in to the warp we al know and love today
@maxharz3914
Жыл бұрын
God the 40k shit posts might be my favorite thing
@aiden.c.strong9301
Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute isn't there a map of the universe that anything you do to it changes a thousand times scale like pinching a star on the map makes the star premature supernova what happens if you just flat out destroy the eye of terror like shooting with a gun or something with the eye of terror also explode or would it just reappear on the map
@randomelite4562
Жыл бұрын
The Necron Celestial Orrey can cause stars to supernova. Otherwise it doesn’t do much
@vintage8480
Жыл бұрын
pls where can I download the movie
@Campaigner82
2 жыл бұрын
Nutclarity?
@geegeetomlinson2316
Жыл бұрын
They were created before the war in heaven, not during it
@__-dr5vm
Жыл бұрын
I thought the Eldar were around before the Necrontyr?
@joshuajustins8016
Жыл бұрын
They lied the krork beat the necrons and the elder left the krork (their allies) to die when a new threat emerged and they continued culling them so they could never again rise to power yet the tide is beginning to turn just look at a map
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