Must have heard every line from these sketches a hundred times over the last 20 years... and yet I still laugh like a lunatic every time.
@Hartley_Hare
2 ай бұрын
And I still find myself saying 'WHAT'S FOR DINNER MOTHER, PINS?' far too often.
@tracyfenlon8607
Жыл бұрын
My eyes are pies and yours are lies 😂😂
@viljanov
5 ай бұрын
"Where shall we sleep, mother? In father's grave?"
@jaakkooksa5374
Жыл бұрын
We crawl on our knees towards our doom!!!!
@JohnHarvey-cp5go
16 күн бұрын
You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins!
@infidelcastro5129
5 ай бұрын
In my opinion, what sets The Fast Show above almost all other comedy is that you already know the punchline but it’s still as hilarious as the first time you saw it. They cracked the same few dozen jokes each episode but it never got old. Genius.
@alexmousley7213
3 ай бұрын
I agree totally, it's serial comedy, you know roughly what's coming but the characters are so good that you absolutely love the delivery. This couple used to remind me of my old next door neighbours for some reason (they didn't paint but were pretty eccentric!
@robkeeleycomposer
3 ай бұрын
Arabella's stoic, long-suffering is perfect.
@m7dgz
Жыл бұрын
Arabella Weir deserves a medal for managing to keep a straight face!
@gayleberserker
9 ай бұрын
She is truly the unsung hero of these sketches
@pugking4518
8 ай бұрын
If you watch the video at 1:02 you can tell she is trying not to laugh
@AlanAHAPartridge
Жыл бұрын
How can the same joke be funny every time 😂😂
@WestHamThreeHammers
Жыл бұрын
Kills me everytime higson is a genius
@shooglies
9 ай бұрын
As is Arabella Weir
@cleopatraoatcake7364
Жыл бұрын
I have to re-visit Johnny Nice Painter regularly! My favorite is probably "Oh, yes--what shall we do with Father, Mother? Fold him like a ticket, and poke him in a hole?! Is that you in the buttons box, making all that noise?"
@chrishateley5582
23 күн бұрын
"They tap at my window with tiny poles!" is a line that has stuck with me my whole life. It's hilarious, but somehow chilling.
@brynroberts5615
8 ай бұрын
Apparently he made all these rants up as he went along. The lady had no idea what he would say next. Brilliant!!
@thunor3656
Жыл бұрын
What's for tea mother? Maggots on toast?!
@StarlightSymphonyASMR
4 ай бұрын
This is my favourite sketch from the Whole Fast Show! "Lock me in the cellar and fed me pins!" They never get old! Thank you so much for putting these up!
@fpvDRE
27 күн бұрын
Agree lol
@willmoore7582
Күн бұрын
One of my favourite characters from the Fast Show. Keenly observed and flawlessly acted. 11/10 🤣😅😂
@emmacook1984
Жыл бұрын
The chasm of clams 🤣
@thomaswood6115
8 ай бұрын
gets me everytime I just laugh out loud
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej
4 ай бұрын
I walk through said chasm every day when I go to the city.. 😢 It’s not as funny living through it as it is in this sketch 🤣…
@robertkemp8717
21 күн бұрын
A really good mash-up of Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’ and typical early Sunday evening BBC viewing.
@gentleken7864
8 ай бұрын
After going there in the summer, I know that the first sketch is done in Staithes in North Yorkshire. Really pretty village next to the sea.
@eddieobrien1411
Жыл бұрын
We convince ourselves of meaning and value,but alongside this exists an overwhelming sense of futility and existential dread.This character embodies the dual nature of life and the awful antagonism between hope and despair. This is true comedy because if we didn’t laugh, we’d be tearing our own hair out
@chesterdonnelly1212
20 күн бұрын
Are you ok? Johnny, is that you?
@Doughty321
Жыл бұрын
We crawl on our knees towards our doom.
@aporue5893
5 ай бұрын
woof,woof,woof...... 🐕
@yetanotherperson6436
6 ай бұрын
I was a professional artist and had to stop because of mental health problems, so when I watch these it's a kind of 'funny because it's true' experience. Mental health services mostly approach things in a humourless way. I understand that they have to do that. They don't want to be seen as mocking, but all that earnestness gets old very quickly. Luckily my friends take the piss regularly.
@drippincolors
11 ай бұрын
How Arabelle Weir keeps a straight face is more brilliant and impressive than Higsons acting😂
@eyebrowman1
8 ай бұрын
Amazing innit. She smirks on one of them
@alexmousley7213
3 ай бұрын
@@eyebrowman1I can see the hint of a smirk in may of them, but, hardly surprising as Higson's performance is always so hilarious and possibly, at least partly, ad libbed!
@VideoNarstee
Жыл бұрын
Loved this sketch back in the day.
@AarenJable
Жыл бұрын
_They wait for me in the forest_
@jorisbonson1990
3 ай бұрын
Im blind! The gulls have plucked out my eyes!
@liamhollin8265
4 ай бұрын
These were a brilliant observation of people, I think that's what make them so hilarious👍👍👍👍👍👍
@aporue5893
5 ай бұрын
''teddy pumpkin!'' 🤣
@williamjohnson4117
26 күн бұрын
This is simultaneously so funny and so sad. You can imagine the dreadful life that Annabelle's character goes through.
@chesterdonnelly1212
20 күн бұрын
I also wonder what happened to Johnny. Why is he so traumatised?
@danielwilliamson6180
9 ай бұрын
Johnny the Nice Painter is one of The Fast Show's funniest characters. Brilliantly played by Charlie Higson. It's not explained why he dislikes the colour black.
@Moodymongul
8 ай бұрын
It's just his 'trigger' word. His 'Niagara Falls', if you will. That then unleashes the memories. And the blackhole of despair within his artistic soul.
@danielwilliamson6180
8 ай бұрын
@@Moodymongul What's for tea tonight, Mother? Shadows and lies on toast?
@danielwilliamson6180
9 ай бұрын
4:32 "THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CITY!!!" LOL 😆
@_evangelina__
Жыл бұрын
Johnny Nice, the godfather of Goth ▪️◾️▪️
@johnmountainstone1177
9 күн бұрын
Im a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows. 😂
@aporue5893
5 ай бұрын
''very dark,almost black...'' ''johnny....'' 🤣
@dmgsoultogetherness6667
7 ай бұрын
arabella weir outstanding .
@markeyhendrix
Жыл бұрын
I'm a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows haha
@eyebrowman1
8 ай бұрын
The moon is weeping in a secret room. Lol😂
@dragonzilla6482
Жыл бұрын
And yet ironically, his cap is black!
@paulallison2412
9 ай бұрын
My eyes are pies ... and yours are lies!! 😂
@strangelee4400
25 күн бұрын
This like a reverse Humza Yusaf!
@chesterdonnelly1212
20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@richardjamieson6681
11 ай бұрын
Has anybody got access to the one where Johnny’s trousers fall down? Priceless…..
@3minutehero601
Жыл бұрын
They tap at my window with tiny paws!
@AsteroidM749A
Жыл бұрын
I always thought it was 'poles'!
@SC-tl3px
7 күн бұрын
A previous commentator also said poles. I'm on team paws.
@herbert9241
12 күн бұрын
Did I miss the one where he says, "I'm alright now"? For some reason that has always stuck with me.
@jermainelong1843
26 күн бұрын
How have I never seen this before??😄
@juliajackson1211
3 ай бұрын
….Teddy pumpkin….pay the ticket to get in the funnel!
@felinusfeline5559
Жыл бұрын
7:08 She's trying so hard not to laugh!
@AzraelSWFC2011
6 ай бұрын
First sketch, Robin Hoods Bat iirc, and there is a great pub at the bottom of the hill.
@davidanderson1639
4 ай бұрын
It’s actually Staithes, not Robin Hoods Bay; I live close to both places.
@meridian2000
Жыл бұрын
@Rewind TV I need your help, do you know a user called Prezelot who used to be on KZitem and had great archive clips such as CBBC, and CITV, if you do and you got his email address, please can you ask him to come back to KZitem as I miss his uploads so much and it was not fair when his channel got removed. Now I noticed that you don't normally reply to comments but this one is extremely important so when you get this comment received please can you reply, thanks.
@wiganwench1
Ай бұрын
The moon is weeping in its room 😂
@markuslappalainen6847
2 ай бұрын
He has black cap.
@anjou6497
Жыл бұрын
...yes, its almost.........BLACK. "Johnny, we better be going home now".. 🤣🤣🤣
@Aspinator
11 ай бұрын
I’m about to choke😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Old299dfk
28 күн бұрын
"How can we make tourettes, dementia, and psychosis funny?"
@_biggaz
21 сағат бұрын
❄️found
@redkite_
Жыл бұрын
4:16 always my favourite
@markbryant8321
3 ай бұрын
He use to.kill me . One of my gavs of the show I am in fits here 😂
@anjou6497
Жыл бұрын
Perhaps all those nice painting tutors do have a seething manic side ? I knew one, you had to run when he threw furniture. 🌴
@philfletcher3434
11 ай бұрын
Even his cap's black.
@JP-dv7rf
6 ай бұрын
🎶Teddy Pumpkinnn 🎶
@aporue5893
5 ай бұрын
I always think of this when it's halloween. 🤣
@kukumuniu5658
Ай бұрын
I don't understand why for so many years no one posted all of Johnny's adventures in one video from the beginning to the end
@supabry26
9 ай бұрын
Shit makes me laugh everytime , only thing is he has a black hat and a pallet full of black paint everytime! 😂
@MatthewCharmanadventures
4 ай бұрын
Something I've always loved is that... he's wearing a black hat! How does he get out of the house? It's s subtle joke in a very OTT sketch but it's so funny!
@jennifersivewright3117
Ай бұрын
It’s Prussian blue
@kukumuniu5658
8 ай бұрын
I would like to watch full history of Johnny...
@jakubdabrowski3846
Жыл бұрын
What was wrong with my message? It has been deleted
@vinlab5937
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius
@fpvDRE
27 күн бұрын
blaccccccccccccck LMFAO 🤣🤣
@emmacook1984
Жыл бұрын
03:14 🤣🤣🤣
@ashleyporter9547
10 ай бұрын
Pins?!? Pins?!? Pins!?!
@davetrave3557
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aporue5893
5 ай бұрын
gothic horror poetry in a nutshell 🤣
@paulbradley705
2 ай бұрын
Is This the crazy neighbour from friday night dinner ?
@MasterofSpiders
Ай бұрын
2:27 - He already had the black ready on his paintbrush. He's been faking it.
@jonathanstempleton7864
27 күн бұрын
It's not black. Its very very very very very very very very very very very dark blue.
@DjDeadpig
7 ай бұрын
Astrophobia in a nutshell
@kaibroeking9968
24 күн бұрын
"WHITE! WHITE! Like everyone in a senior position at the BBC."
@jakubdabrowski3846
Жыл бұрын
There is one more episode with Johnny painting a portrait of some Lord with his residence in the background. And ten a man with big black dog enters the spot... The lord is played by the same actor who played Ron's father in Harry Potter series. I don't now why, but If I put the actor's name in the post, it's soon being deleted.
@thecardboardgiraffe
Жыл бұрын
Is that the one where he runs while holding the painting and his trousers fall down? I've been looking for that for ages on here and have never found it
@jakubdabrowski3846
Жыл бұрын
@@thecardboardgiraffe Exactly. I found it by googl'ing "johnny nice painter portrait"
@thecardboardgiraffe
Жыл бұрын
@@jakubdabrowski3846 I've also lost a comment - but thanks I found it with your tip. It seems you can't refer to outside sites, but the fast show is currently up on the service that originally aired it.
@mrbig9595
Жыл бұрын
What a shame this humor would not be allowed now
@brandonhoward3805
11 ай бұрын
No one has ever had a problem with a colour dude don't be a snowflake 🤣
@wangtangbob
5 ай бұрын
Why would it not be allowed?
@echardtschloeder5178
25 күн бұрын
@wangtangbob it's too dark. Almost... black! BLACK!
@StephenLyons-tl8ie
9 ай бұрын
One is mildly comical; lots together are just tedious. One "joke" extended ad nauseam.
@ImActuallyDanBell
11 күн бұрын
Imagine his reaction to all the black people he sees when walking down the street in england 😁
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