"what stays in the desert, happens in the desert" Jesus Christ Brendan
@windowsscreen
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan “the drawl” schaub
@elikerr785
6 жыл бұрын
Mr Dayum Fine first reason I came to the comments
@Michael5221
6 жыл бұрын
Mr Dayum Fine dude!! Hahahah I'm stoned as shit while listening to this. Your comment just made my morning
@BlackLetterDay1
6 жыл бұрын
Had me scraight dying
@zyourzgrandzmaz
6 жыл бұрын
Timestamp would've bin nice
@__M738
6 жыл бұрын
Poor big brown “What stays in the desert happens in the desert” “Every dog has its week” “The grass is oranger on the other side”
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
MJS ........CTE
@int3533
6 жыл бұрын
Punchy
@darxcide7375
6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention calling the last Stylebender, Fassbender x3 and not even noticing
@dentalfloss7523
6 жыл бұрын
I like to keep my ear to the grindstone
@Xenamos
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan sounds like he has a complete lack of respect for anything Bryan says and just says his point like its the only answer worth discussing. Respect your elders, and your supposed mate.
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Arkhzeus I can't believe Bryan puts up with him. I can't see them being real friends idk anyone that speaks to their friend that way
@Criglet7
6 жыл бұрын
Dick Diver ultra
@danzigmcnaniel5226
6 жыл бұрын
“What stays in the desert, happens in the desert”... Brenden schwaub, ladies and gentleman...
@pauls4220
6 жыл бұрын
danzig mcnaniel beat me to it
@danzigmcnaniel5226
6 жыл бұрын
Paul S the man never disappoints...
@freedomcowboy6274
6 жыл бұрын
Its hard to watch this after JRE 1080 w/ David Goggins
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Clem that's why joe is loved and Brendan is hated.
@p.a.105
6 жыл бұрын
I thought you were leaving Joshua. Grown man called Joshua is gay as the day is long.
@Greeezy
6 жыл бұрын
Did goggins get your hoggins joggin?
@Criglet7
6 жыл бұрын
That guy makes you feel like you're not doing enough in life lol
@kay-zed4407
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan as a former tow truck driver I can say 100% the kitty litter is for cleaning up oil and other car fluids after a wreck. In 10 years of towing and being on many fatalities never once was I asked to clean up blood.
@mikes4106
6 жыл бұрын
dj kah-leed.....
@jopo7996
6 жыл бұрын
Why is Bryan posing with Kim Jong-Un in that painting between the chairs?
@Gemminttrading
6 жыл бұрын
He'll nah... I had to do a triple take. That comment wins the internet!
@jcbsalexyahoo
6 жыл бұрын
hes the long lost son of korea
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao your comments are always hilarious Jo Po. To bad Brendan doesn't read comments on social media
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
vDuckers good thing I only use Schwabs to clean my ears out in the morning. In all honesty the guy would cry if he read the comments about him.
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
vDuckers hahaha makes sense. Takes one to know one I suppose ey Brendan?
@itzfkn_rauntz590
6 жыл бұрын
27:26 fight talk
@stubbornmarbles
6 жыл бұрын
rauntZz _PERTH thank you
@weeniehutjr8316
6 жыл бұрын
God bless
@lukelawrence9182
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus thank you
@harzee85
6 жыл бұрын
Whos the biggest draw this week and how many buys did 221 get? Lol
@archielabb
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@joshayrizzo
6 жыл бұрын
“ When we speak of A protégée ... this is a protégée .. he had 0 amateur fights thats a protégée. - “ Brendon ... “ you mean prodigy “ - Bryan
@Reginald_Harrison
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan is way too harsh on Sage. Sage is only 21, and he looked very good in his last 2 fights. He's definitely improving.
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Triscuit H jealousy my friend. Jealousy. Sage would probably still beat schaub ass in his prime. Loser
@Reginald_Harrison
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua O'Flaherty. I don't know about all that, Schaub is a big boy. It just bothers me that this is the fight that Schaub calls a robbery. Gouti didn't get robbed. He didn't even land 1/3 as many strikes as Sage. Sage initiated the action way more. Gouti got takedowns but did NOTHING on the ground. In the 3rd he got like 3 or 4 in a row, but he never let go of Sage's legs the entire time, he never improved his position, he didn't attempt a submission, and Sage was smacking him with elbows the whole time.
@lukewalker7901
6 жыл бұрын
If schaubs shirt was any more medium it could talk to the dead!
@stephen8612
6 жыл бұрын
luke walker Just so you know, I gave that comment a slow clap and a nod of approval.
@warmachine8704
6 жыл бұрын
luke walker thats frikkin hilarious man
@sdots1
6 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@hintonoriginal
6 жыл бұрын
😂, well done sir.
@wolfspritzer9253
6 жыл бұрын
Byrdan "baking in the sun at 70 degrees" Schwab
@cjscala87
6 жыл бұрын
Did I seriously just witness a grown man mix up the words prodigy and protege
@brendanschaub4098
6 жыл бұрын
Charles Scala you did
@iamthefuss934
6 жыл бұрын
It was bugging me too .fuckn brendan
@Tennischamp450
6 жыл бұрын
I would dare say that this episode got gayer faster than any episode in the history of TFATK lmao
@Tennischamp450
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO ASSHOLE ACCESS
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't listen anymore I'm donw
@Tennischamp450
6 жыл бұрын
It's still pretty funny though haha
@Criglet7
6 жыл бұрын
It's the Jordan 11's with jeans. He's better off just wearing those with no pants and underwear.
@Gemminttrading
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan needs to chill with talking down on Bryan. Its getting old for real. He needs to stop acting like his shit don't stink. I miss the old Brendan Schaub. For real
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
He has changed so much. I feel bad for Bryan. I think if Rogan watched this show he'd have another intervention on slob
@taylorgulf108
6 жыл бұрын
He's such a massive douche nowadays. I hate seeing Bryan being treated like dog shit by him.
@ouncy
6 жыл бұрын
He's always been that way. Ain't listened for a while and I can hear things haven't changed. I think it takes a little while for his whole personality to show through, or lack thereof.
@dillonreynolds370
6 жыл бұрын
this is reoccurring theme on this show
@brettgabel4477
6 жыл бұрын
It STARTED as a joke, but he steps out of bounds on more topics he is wrong about vs callen.. its just a boring and somewhat cringe narrative now..
@jj-sg7lb
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan "I play strip poker with my brother" Schaub
@luigim2730
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan “I secretly watch gay incest porn” Schaub
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
Mr Beppo it all makes sense now why Brendan got those weird search results for porn
@justindecker1664
6 жыл бұрын
Brian Callen... just wanted to say you are by far one of the funniest people in the world. It is honestly so fucking funny just watching you make your friends laugh. You guys are great
@keeganfinkenbiner5675
6 жыл бұрын
“Homies running a train”😂😂
@banjollero
6 жыл бұрын
Big Brawn is killin' it... The grammar game never stood a chance against the protégé! :D
@SadBoys.1996
6 жыл бұрын
nice, get to watch brendan verbally bully bryan for an hour and a half whilst also interjecting with off topic points or to reinforce his own opinion and demean bryans :D
@KeetyPooh
6 жыл бұрын
Such a malignant ego at this point, it is sickening.
@malcomscott3745
6 жыл бұрын
SadBoys 1996 Brendan is not as bad as you guys think. Everybody thinks they know who he is because they listen to him on his podcast every other day. You don’t know him you don’t know he really is. If he’s as bad as you guys think Bryan wouldn’t hang out with every day. He wouldn’t fly across the country doing shows together. He wouldn’t be good friends with people like Joe or Diaz. They are joking with each other that is how their chemistry works. If you don’t like it go start you’re own podcast.
@xaviercook7996
6 жыл бұрын
Why do you watch if you got so much salt man
@bigfoot7688
6 жыл бұрын
Without Brendan, this podcast would be a TED Talk. All you bitches need to shut the hell up.
@malcomscott3745
6 жыл бұрын
Butterfly Massacre Then why in the hell would you still watch this???
@ashhansen7659
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan "there's 2 to 200 men I'd make out with" Callan
@Iwasthewalrus
6 жыл бұрын
Ash Hansen out of 3 billion....not a bad ratio.
@blastimminent5247
6 жыл бұрын
The kitty liter is for cleaning up spills from wrecked cars. oil, gasoline, radiator fluid, and transmission fluid are bad for the environment so they use kitty liter to absorb fluids before they get into the ground.
@jmmj4589
6 жыл бұрын
Their silent laughing at the same time at 1:23:30-1:23:45 is arguably the best thing ive ever heard
@monumentsNmelodies
6 жыл бұрын
1:02:55 "Not my hero, I'm a Kenny G fan" HAHAHAHHA. Every once in a while Brendan hits a home run.
@UmB0ng0
6 жыл бұрын
Was having a rough day in the mill working overtime and this podcast was literally what got me through the day.
@nlienard1
6 жыл бұрын
The hippo at the end was epic.
@harrybarron5325
6 жыл бұрын
You either love or hate Brendan shaubs fight opinions I normally hate them cos he is so set in his ways and doesn’t accept anyone else’s opinions
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Harry Barron dude is a fuckin dipshit
@crowythebutcher6127
6 жыл бұрын
I tend to listen to Bryan more then anyone else his pretty good at picking fights
@Criglet7
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan the type of guy that might just wear Jordan 11's without pants and underwear.
@jammiiee
6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@kevg5883
6 жыл бұрын
31:15 who is Brendan talking about got murked by Perry he didn’t fight any of the 3 ppl they’re talking about. Mr. “ balls deep in mma”
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Kev G he's an idiot
@SLIDESPOT
6 жыл бұрын
I have a chad kreuger story where he yelled his song in my face and said "my lyrics are AMAZING!!"
@JohnConnolly2787
6 жыл бұрын
Tow truck drivers carry Kitty litter for OIL spills...being super absorbent however it would work with blood too I guess. Can't imagine that happens very often though.
@rodndrone1198
6 жыл бұрын
John Connolly lol we use it at that shop, thinking exact same thing
@MILEStoner86
6 жыл бұрын
John Connolly Kinda mind blowing someone that old doesn't know that haha must be nice
@SLIDESPOT
6 жыл бұрын
What I didn't know about Laura Ingraham is that she uses that line for everyone, "shut up and sing. Shut up and act. shut up and..."
@Kingkaizplanet
6 жыл бұрын
Get will sasso and Chris Delia on and do a tmp reunion
@malcomscott3745
6 жыл бұрын
bubbles bubbles No will sasso would eat him
@conversationstranglersteve9873
6 жыл бұрын
That is a great idea =)
@kammalvojodi1302
6 жыл бұрын
Fassbender? You mean Style Bender
@MILEStoner86
6 жыл бұрын
Kammal Vojodi Yea, I didn't know the droid from Prometheus was a mma fighter as well. Lmao
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Thiago got nursed by Perry? You mean the fight that never even happened..... wtf Brendan just making shit up now. Jeezus
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Merked*
@durkdiggler1638
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua O'Flaherty I caught that as well
@ifarted5175
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua O'Flaherty he was talking about the guy that beat Thiago last weekend fought Perry and got buttfucked with a can of raviolis . *bust
@stephen8612
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua O'Flaherty Nursed! I like it.
@AlwaysBonpoint
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua O'Flaherty GOD DAMN IT BRENDAN!
@drewstaples9648
6 жыл бұрын
Dude I swore I would never be this dude but i cant do it anymore with Brendan.. I know Brendan i know buddy you dont care and you prob. block me but bro the way you act in the show sometimes is kinda crazy man. ..
@Danielfucks69
6 жыл бұрын
Drew Staples he blocked me and I didn’t even insult him
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
He's a major asshole now. Wish I never gave him the views, I'm done listening for good fuck that dude
@Lachyinwood141
6 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad for writing a comment like this, if you're blindly hating then you deserve whatever you get.. but this is a fair and rational point and it sucks... Huge Schaub fan but it is hard to watch sometimes.
@KingLeo718
6 жыл бұрын
Daniel C Blocked you on twitter?
@Reillycomics
6 жыл бұрын
cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!
@Jake_Booth
6 жыл бұрын
It's weird how little people are talking about Medeiros being in such a rough fight 2 and a half months prior to the Cerrone fight. That must've had an impact in his ability to take a shot.
@andrewpalmer3116
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan "x rays are low radiation" Callen lmaoooooo wtf man
@Razzer1983
6 жыл бұрын
Best episode in a long while they look like there getting on again, it shows
@mikelim108
6 жыл бұрын
Finally someone mentioning the ridiculousness of Sage Northcutt getting the decision.
@DavidNunezPNW
6 жыл бұрын
1:23:30 when they both start cracking up and don't say a word
@TimWing23
6 жыл бұрын
It's true about getting to the "big league's " too early. Whether it's NBA or MLB, guys who get there too soon usually are set back a few years before they reach their potential. Tracy McGrady, Jermaine O'Neil both took about 5 years to become good players. Lou Williams is just becoming a star at age 31 after he entered the NBA straight from high school.
@Tennischamp450
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan "pretty damn straight" Callen
@carsonoli6318
6 жыл бұрын
This podcast literally went 0 to flaming faster than the speed of light... keep up the good work guys
@justwatching39
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan "kind of a bummer" Schaub
@xmikex902x
6 жыл бұрын
Brandon rocking the fresh Js after the D’Elia episode
@rerun0008
6 жыл бұрын
Callen looks like Kenny Florian in that sketch on the table
@TrenbolognaSARMich
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan has had a career in football, albeit short lived and not high level, yet still can't stop calling it The Superball. (insert David Branch clip)
@michaelfederighi1095
6 жыл бұрын
Dont know why farting on plane topic made me laugh so hard. 😂
@user-er4xo2zl4r
6 жыл бұрын
Schabs ego is growing out of control
@leebrandon3842
6 жыл бұрын
i wonder if schaub is balls deep in mma like he says. dude is so wrong about a lot of shit. northcutt won that fight so clearly. out struck him by like 100 strikes and that dude took sage down but did absolutely nothing with it literally just held his legs and landed no shots. also sage recently joinded alpha male for his last two fights so its been like 6 months only and he looks leeps and bounds better then he did since he joined.
@Bigjohnson-10
6 жыл бұрын
Kitty liter is for when you get stuck in snow my guy, maybe it’s for blood also but whenever a car got stuck in my hometown kittyliter under the tires always worked
@JAAnewboy
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan “The Man Wagon” Callen
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
too funny!
@sonnydortmund1513
6 жыл бұрын
Javi-97 LMFAO man wagon 😂
@Jay-L33
6 жыл бұрын
This episode was so good that I fell asleep 5 min in.
Brendan is so much better than us now that hes a drawl.
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
Doofy he's a laughing stock in Hollywood I know that for a fact. My cousin works at the icehouse
@Pain-mr2hn
6 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "hes a drawl"? That literally isnt english
@andrewpalmer3116
6 жыл бұрын
Pain reference went over your head
@Pain-mr2hn
6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Palmer explain
@andrewpalmer3116
6 жыл бұрын
Pain.. the dumber you feel the more likely you are to look for the answer, thereby enhancing your knowledge of other references. Your life could improve this way
@jrbird2294
6 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice Brendan's figurine getting nice and cosy behind that bobble head with his hand on its shoulder like "This will only hurt for a little while"
@stevesmithisahalloffamer5551
6 жыл бұрын
When Schwab is the biggest basketball expert in the room ya got a problem
@dylanthomas1673
6 жыл бұрын
Tow truck drivers carry kitty litter in case of oil spills. Smart guy.
@lukewalker7901
6 жыл бұрын
Are they really talking about what type of dudes there in to?
@mitchapalooza1
6 жыл бұрын
Yo I thought UC-Boulder was a good school? I know he was a football player but homeboy doesn't know the difference between PRODIGY and PROTEGE. Please read books Brendan.
@acesaroberts3386
6 жыл бұрын
This episode had me rollin so damn hard holy shit! Thanks for making my day
@swish831
6 жыл бұрын
That one time Schaub called Post Malone "Post Moses" 😂
@mrcoolaids1
6 жыл бұрын
Might've been the gayest episode yet
@menwithven8114
6 жыл бұрын
Meech Darko agreed and with some (most) of their previous podcasts that's saying a lot!!!!
@skullcrackers187
6 жыл бұрын
Only until next week's episode
@BigDH28
6 жыл бұрын
Meech Darko dude ikr?! The last podcast I watched I was like I'm tripping or something cause these two really got gay AF! Glad I'm not the only one. I really enjoyed these podcasts at one time too. lol
@mokodo_
6 жыл бұрын
it hit new levels of gay when the nickleback talk came up
@Criglet7
6 жыл бұрын
They definitely are both gay.
@edwardmarquez7452
6 жыл бұрын
Kitty litters for grip on snow lol
@jeffgoldbloom3389
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan " blade three is my favorite one" schaub
@kurtbrowning9765
6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldbloom clearly the worst of the trilogy. Your username and avatar are terrific btw
@jeffgoldbloom3389
6 жыл бұрын
For Real? Clearly ! Thanks lol not a lot of people get it
@Ian-ci8or
6 жыл бұрын
All three Blade movies were terrible, The Strain is way better.
@jeffgoldbloom3389
6 жыл бұрын
Ian farted no you did ,so blade 1 was epic. Started off the super hero movie craze
@Ian-ci8or
6 жыл бұрын
Jeff, I can respect that you enjoyed Blade 1 and rated it as epic. If you liked something that I didn't, it's a free world, it's all good bro. Some people like sugar in their coffee, where as I don't. I like your avatar as well , nice one.
@MRmanbearpig1993
6 жыл бұрын
"Baking in the sun. It's seventy degrees out" 🤔🙄
@lukelawrence9182
6 жыл бұрын
10:30 Brendan- “baking in the sun, it’s 70 degrees out.”
@ryanhedrick
6 жыл бұрын
How come Bryan and Brendan both look like Joe Rogan at different stages of his life in that lazer printed picture in between them... lol
@mysticroots94
6 жыл бұрын
@ 1:28 that does happen.. literally over the election this has happened but for some reason got zero news coverage
@emlynlewis2830
6 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to tell Bryan that when he says "Yag-uar", hispanic people pronounce "J" as "H", so if you wanted to impersonate a spanish speaker saying Jaguar...it's "Hag-uar".
@ZenLion444
6 жыл бұрын
I know you guys are busy, but, do a podcast every day immediately. lol
@devinamendez9709
6 жыл бұрын
you cant be farting...we're to close...LOL
@MyTubeIsBetter20
6 жыл бұрын
Reasons MJ quit: 1. Bryan MeToo'd her. 2. She caught Chin clipping off pieces of her hair for his trophy collection. 3. She got tired of Brendan asking to borrow her shoes.
@TolkienStudy
6 жыл бұрын
13:21 David Foster Wallace's 'Bow Jest' bro? Nah. Infinite Jest Bryan, Infinite Jest
@sirryczek7803
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan "I have this friend" Callen
@deafcalm7700
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan stop carrying Brendan you all know that
@brentshira3373
6 жыл бұрын
The Exxon Valdez spilled on Brendan's head
@lonewatie8751
6 жыл бұрын
Brent Shira A little dated, but good.
@cnoreen8732
6 жыл бұрын
Cat litter on the tow truck is to absorb oil. Not blood.
@TheUnholyPosole
6 жыл бұрын
I wish TFATK would challenge trolls to a fight. That would be so fun to watch.
@ffedor77
6 жыл бұрын
Ya but he teed‘ off on you “schlaub”
@photocamera9390
6 жыл бұрын
Brian Bajuk "Teed off is not even in my vocabulary"
@ffedor77
6 жыл бұрын
i hear 'tee'd' off :)
@Lukerogers0121
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan: "he weighed 280lbs, had 0 amateur fights." Actually weighed 250lbs and had an amateur record of 15-0 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Benavidez#Early_life_and_amateur_career
@vitalyaivanov
6 жыл бұрын
delia had the best response to fergie
@Stoned2TheBone69
6 жыл бұрын
Kitty litter is for car fluids not blood. Lol
@ezragoldberg
6 жыл бұрын
it's great to see Brendan start to follow boxing more these days
@user-kh7fb3ru5i
6 жыл бұрын
No mention of the Eubank fight ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
@beyondtheview9668
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan " the world doesn't work like that " " not in this world "
@PowerfulFupa
6 жыл бұрын
"Fastbender" - Brendan Schwab
@frankdoemen
6 жыл бұрын
im a locksmith this ep made me laugh hard as fuck...i get ask that all the time,,people dont like to see you pick there locks super fast,,,i got into it because will always have locks so ill never be outta work hahahah
@s1l751
6 жыл бұрын
brendan's sneaker game is fire
@lionkingdom3183
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan has the worst command of the English language, and it’s his first language.
@siobhanegan2837
5 жыл бұрын
Brendan’s outfit looks like it’s a pair of scissors away from becoming a nice crop top and booty shirts for a dime piece hahaha
@mr.niceguy777
6 жыл бұрын
58:30 on is the best part 😂
@andrewsmith4198
6 жыл бұрын
"When you get older, you get more gay" omg hahaha
@lukelawrence9182
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan “my hero’s were comics” schuab
@davidzimmerman6893
6 жыл бұрын
sad really
@joshuaoflaherty371
6 жыл бұрын
He's so full of shit it's insane
@stevesmithisahalloffamer5551
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he actually called stylebender "Fassbender"
@Ohyouknowit
6 жыл бұрын
2004 called and wants its branding t-shirt back, Brendan.
@deuces_shoeless
6 жыл бұрын
Pauly Toon lets FOR SURE animate that Bryan farting on an airplane story.
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