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@pantrymonster
4 жыл бұрын
Love her brown hair that cascades over her shoulder and totally isn't pretty until the main love interest takes it out of the ponytail that it's in
@ducktsu7767
4 жыл бұрын
PantryMonster messy bun***
@victormagoco9752
2 жыл бұрын
What's so wrong about glasses and tied hair right?
@CV-Moore
4 жыл бұрын
"My hobbies: brown hair and having it."
@fantasyshadows3207
4 жыл бұрын
And being sarcastic and aware at the same time
@NyanNegotiable
4 жыл бұрын
-Me when I have to share a fun fact about myself with the class
@unicornbarfingrainbows7599
4 жыл бұрын
And being quirky
@lovelyladyfeet3940
4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna put that statement in the description under hobbies in my dating profile
@nyancat2221
4 жыл бұрын
Existing and being a blank slate so the girls can project themselves onto and I don’t have a personality so that I am not in any way shape or form discriminating against people who can project themselves on to me (except literally everyone who isn’t brunette).
@healinggrounds19
4 жыл бұрын
My day job is editing. This is painfully true.
@serenevil
4 жыл бұрын
it was almost way too on the nose. i was crying on the inside.
@roxrequiem2935
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the editors have it worse. They have he first honor of reading the story raw in its full cringe and absolute "Where the f is this plot going" sections of a chapter.
@olgierdvoneverec4135
4 жыл бұрын
Well but if you read my work I swear its like the next twillight so you should totally publish it, I only have like a few chapters in the 2 years i've been "writing" but they are super good, like i've been reading for ever since highschool so I can tell how to write a good book, once the saga is complete is going to be amazing, they are totally going to make a movie out of it, so can you start paying me now and I'll give you the rest of the story once I finish the first book. Jokes aside thanks for your service, filtering that stuff.
@brigidflanagan9585
4 жыл бұрын
Diego R. my heart sank for a moment before catching on- u did it so well it was painful
@ArtemisScribe
4 жыл бұрын
thank you for your service comrade
@Mobsy1905
4 жыл бұрын
Why Did I Actually Feel Really Bad When She Got Really Excited About Having An Opinion And It Being Immediately Taken Away?
@panonymousbloom5405
3 жыл бұрын
What is this hideous capitalisation?
@Mobsy1905
3 жыл бұрын
@@panonymousbloom5405 This “Hideous Capitalization” Is How I Type. It’s A Reflex That I Developed, Though I Don’t Know When, Why, Or How. My Brain Gets Genuinely Upset And Absolutely Frazzled When I Try To Type In Any Other Way, So I Can’t Do Much About It Now. You Had Every Ability To Just Continue Scrolling By This Or At Least Be More Polite About Your Question, Yet You Did Not Do So. Maybe Think About Other People’s Feelings Before You Say Shit To People You Don’t Even Know On The Internet.
@milktea7988
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mobsy1905 wtf
@jenn1738
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mobsy1905 based
@inthevoid2722
3 жыл бұрын
Heehee homestuck
@nicoleparavicini2779
4 жыл бұрын
“Apologizing sexy woman baby” 😂
@mayurishiina186
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. She's here.. Y/N
@bobtheflyingmonkey
3 жыл бұрын
This is morbidly under appreciated.
@ahhh4117
2 жыл бұрын
In her aeropostale long sleeve and her favorite pair of jeans, her hair obscuring her beautiful clear orbs
@nancynguyen2263
4 жыл бұрын
Big Tina Fey vibes here!
@brookalinithegreat8443
4 жыл бұрын
I straight up thought this was Tina fey when I first saw her lol
@lilyl.6715
4 жыл бұрын
it’s the brown hair and having it
@jadejaguar69
4 жыл бұрын
This was beautifully written!
@sylph8005
4 жыл бұрын
"I apologize a lot, I eat childish foods" Why is this me?
@sylph8005
4 жыл бұрын
I commented this before the part about how you're supposed to project on her
@evanfox487
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mumuki94
4 жыл бұрын
Y/n?!?!
@blueberrysk1es
4 жыл бұрын
Sylph saame 😂😂
@Pekenter
4 жыл бұрын
Bc you don‘t have a personality
@maximilianomadrigal6661
4 жыл бұрын
Idk why but im watching theater performances from a college. I don't even watch the free ones at my school
@BlackCover95
4 жыл бұрын
Greater luxury online.
@z-beeblebrox
4 жыл бұрын
This is the Upright Citizens Brigade. It's a famous theatrical school focused entirely on improv/performance comedy, so arguably these will be better than what you'll see at any random college
@InsaneLaughter01
3 жыл бұрын
It’s because these people are actually funny
@susieboo22
4 жыл бұрын
God her outfit and hairstyling is on point for the Bella Swan parody.
@lukelehmann4783
Жыл бұрын
God her extremely restrained arm movement is just so perfect
@Fen_Fox
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who had a phase of reading trashy romance novels for fun, I really felt this. I read a series where a running gag between the main character and the love interest was that she was obsessed foods like twinkies and ritz crackers with cheeze whiz while he preferred rich fancy stuff like caviar and god forbid gruyere cheese. And if anyone else was interested, the main character was a not attractive but attractive enough brunette ex witch that used to be an emergency response caller that also dealt with magical disturbances but for some reason runs towards danger despite literally everyone telling her its a bad idea and being incapable of stopping it herself, and also somehow gets brutally injured every two chapters that I sincerely worry for her physical health and intelligence. The love interest on the other hand? Oh handsome, gorgeous, absolutely stunning...oh and he's dead. Meet ex superspy now ghost that's basically James Bond, british accent and all, who died and is now attached to our protagonist and falls in love with her.....for reasons honestly unknown considering how they have a major conflict every half a book...and there are like 15 books...yeah I don't know why I read 8 of them...man hasn't even come back to life yet that apparently happens in book 10 or something
@katpage9378
2 жыл бұрын
The premise sounds potentially interesting but the fact they always argue and there are so many books with little progress makes it sound tiring to read
@Fen_Fox
2 жыл бұрын
@@katpage9378 Yeah I thought the premise was cool too which is why I first started it...then I realized how badly written the plot and world building was and how much the characters were not fleshed out and for some reason stuck around a little longer in desperate hope it would get better. Spoiler, it did not
@Robin-rk2hf
4 жыл бұрын
This was just so spot on 😂 great physical comedy and timing.
@frootsnacc6790
Жыл бұрын
The fact she is meant to be the “blank slate infantilized sexy protagonist,” and looks like me? I think I’m about to have an existential crisis-
@sammyrobbins6848
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god! I just realized! My whole personality can be having brown hair! Wait..! No! Brunette hair! As that is like brown but describing it as brunette makes me seem more complex! All this time I wasted trying so hard to be interesting the answer was right in front of me! I am a brunette!
@jennifer__e
4 жыл бұрын
this channel always has some really funny satirical sketches, i want it to blow up so bad
@justacursedimagewithintern7235
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Amy Miller: AK Miller. AK Miller: Amy Knothing Miller
@crashandersen602
12 күн бұрын
"Blonde don't read these books. They don't have to." Me and all my blonde friends in our weekly book club: "What in the White did you just say?"
@jasonfrancese8359
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly? Immortal CEO driving cars off cliffs for fun is kind of awesome.
@sewerrat8096
3 жыл бұрын
she got the bella look spot on
@zeecaptain42
2 жыл бұрын
This is so close to perfection
@evebennets8497
4 жыл бұрын
She's so talented and funny
@Rwdphotos
2 жыл бұрын
Having brown hair as a personality trait is still more inventive and attractive than somebody using their instagram account as their personality description on dating apps
@santherstat
23 күн бұрын
this could be a good horror movie. Trying to exist while a writer keeps trying to erase you
@InAHollowTree
14 күн бұрын
I saw a comedy horror short like that once. The characters were aware of their situation like this one was. The writer stared viciously murdering his characters after an argument with his wife. 😂 I wish I could remember where I saw it.
@Tamara-dv7vo
3 жыл бұрын
I needed this 😂😂😂 . I'm literally ready to throw my current romantic novel and it's annoyingly cliche female protagonist across the freaking room... unfortunately it's a trilogy and I've invested so 😞
@willow8186
4 жыл бұрын
I’m an adult girl! XD ahaha
@Moonstar79
3 жыл бұрын
As a blonde I can confirm that we do, in fact, not read these books We watch the movies
@xflagsoftheworldx
2 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite things, elfs and the CEO type! I would actually read a CEO elf lol 😆 I'm asexual so I don't want too detailed sex scenes, other than that I'm all for it lol
@Beagslie76
4 жыл бұрын
Loved the video, but I can't show my wife cuz she loves Twilight and 50 Shades.
@madixoxo246d6
2 жыл бұрын
"That's why my main personality trait is brown hair" PLEASE XD
@kaptainzdragon5478
2 жыл бұрын
I am addicted to this channel.
@redbear6466
4 жыл бұрын
I love how she is wearing brown vans.
@inkterp5322
4 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS FANTASTIC
@gracehoney9875
4 жыл бұрын
Her voice sounds like Natalie Portman
@SarahJonestoo
2 жыл бұрын
Fab!
@erinlopez5344
4 жыл бұрын
This skit is AWESOME! And that's coming from someone who reads sappy self insert garbage
@NinjaCoto
4 жыл бұрын
"Where are my jeans!"
@kennedywatson4349
4 жыл бұрын
Incredible
@mcaskey358
3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Pella sounds like a nice name.
@mikab.4838
3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO FUNNY HAUSHAHSHS I LOVE THIS 💀💀
@eddiefairbanks6265
3 жыл бұрын
50 shades of gray was originally a twilight fanfic
@capriottimultimedia
2 жыл бұрын
fuckin hair goals
@rebelprincess1164
Жыл бұрын
I feel like comparing Twilight to 50 Shades is insulting to Twilight.
@suugarush2555
4 жыл бұрын
She forgort to hold in a breath she didn't know she was holding
@i.s.9451
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not wearing glasses, but I am sure she didn't bite her lip enough.
@lukulus-prime
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@XAVR_
3 жыл бұрын
"forgort"
@theburgersystem126
3 жыл бұрын
You mean let go of a breath she didn’t know she was holding, right?
@rajalaireya1748
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤚
@chaosdream21
4 жыл бұрын
"I am an adult girl" is my new answer to everything
@KingoftheJuice18
4 жыл бұрын
You go, adult girl! ;-)
@somerandomgoblin2583
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmcclean7394 as a dude who's nearly 18, still 5', and regularly mistaken as a middle schooler.. i think this hits too close to home lmfao
@beautyandtheoffbeats
2 жыл бұрын
New icebreaker: Former child, adult girl.
@RaviofromsALinkBetweenWorlds
4 жыл бұрын
Just the way she stands is already YA female protagonist
@firestorm5816
3 жыл бұрын
What’s YA? Also you have no comments soooo... I shall start a pattern by saying something unique. “Bada bing bada boom”
@biblionerd
3 жыл бұрын
@@firestorm5816 YA means Young Adult.
@firestorm5816
3 жыл бұрын
@@biblionerd thank you. Bada bing bada boom
@EmaA-pu7nc
3 жыл бұрын
It's so accurate, it hurts.
@cristalwaschbuger5284
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Bada Bing Bada boom
@hazeljade9058
4 жыл бұрын
"no more apologizing sexy woman baby" okay but like.. I've never noticed how childish they make these women.. kinda creepy.
@justthetruth3950
4 жыл бұрын
It really is kind of creepy
@MsLilyPickles
4 жыл бұрын
I think it was Bette Midler who made me realize that people like Arianna Grande are using baby-talk and baby mannerisms, style etc to be sexy. Such a disturbing thought for real. The whole “blink-blink pouty, fidgety” stylized awkwardness needs to not be a thing. I’m all for expressing one’s sexuality, but not about bringing the underaged into it.
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's way less about trying to capitalize on pedophiles and it's way more about trying to make a character seem cute. The idea isn't that "If this girl pouty then it'll make people want to fuck a kid" as much as "It's easier to make someone seem innocent and cute if you emulate those types of things". Obviously this doesn't work for everything, but there is a pretty clear logic behind it. This is probably a terrible example, but it's kind-of like when female characters emulate cats in some way, the idea isn't "People want to fuck a cat", it's that they're using cats as a shorthand to get the ideas of 'cute' or 'playful' across. I feel like a good writer will be able to work this in better than someone who doesn't know what they're doing. Like if a character draws traits from a specific source it's not necessarily a sign that the work is inherently bad, but you can definitely emulate someone having youthful traits or drawing inspiration from some animal or whatever without being really blatant about it.
@pnx1412
4 жыл бұрын
@@dracocrusher the idea is in fact "this woman is so incapable of handling herself that she will be completely dependent on you, look up to you, and be obedient to you because she has no other choice, like a child would." and that is, while it has nothing to do with pedophilia, still pretty sick.
@dracocrusher
4 жыл бұрын
@@pnx1412 I think you're digging way too deeply into something that just isn't there. I can't say that there aren't any writers/directors out there who are that sick and perverted, but it seems disingenuous to try and connect this specifically to the dependence of a child. Weirdly, I'd kind-of argue that things like Twilight are trying to do the opposite, painting this fantasy of someone whose just able to make all these powerful guys so in love with her because she's just so special that all these super-strong people keep falling for her even though they're damaged and they just need someone to help 'fix' them who also enjoys having rough sex with them. But I mean, at the same time, when we're talking about a vague trope like invoking infantalism in some way then that's a WIDE effing stretch of media.
@genuineinterest
4 жыл бұрын
I hate how true this is. The way she dropped her things and then started helplessly scrabbling on the floor - kill me tbh
@Ray-hk1zm
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the "Oh do you need this chair? OH GOD SORRY SORRY I'LL JUST-" thing was almost relatable? Like, not to that extent but I definitely apologize for things that aren't even a little bit my fault.
@thewanderingjew8233
4 жыл бұрын
She's making fun of how female characters are written in these books, not real clumsy people, this isn't meant to be relatable, it's satire.
@Ray-hk1zm
4 жыл бұрын
@@thewanderingjew8233 No, I know, that's why I said "not to that extent."
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
Жыл бұрын
@Ray13 yup, excessive apolgizing is one type of trauma response people can experience, usually because they don't want to feel like a burden, perhaps even just want to be invisible. I'm not sure if this is what you're struggling with, but if it is, I have some advice that's helped me reign it in a bit. If you wouldn't expect a complete stranger to apologize for simply being near a chair you need or anything mundane like that, you shouldn't do it yourself, because you have the same worth as that stranger or any other person, and are deserving of simply taking up physical space, as any human's meat vehicle does. Treat yourself with the same grace that you readily give to others :)
@blueturtle3623
Жыл бұрын
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa The way I put it to my brother is "If you can't explain to yourself why you're apologizing, or how the problem was your fault, don't apologize." It really helped to give him a specific filter. It also turns the meaning of "Why are you apologizing?" from "Apologize for apologizing" into a genuine question.
@dreamsicle3113
4 жыл бұрын
"Blondes? They don't read these books. They don't have to." That shit hurted. 😂
@claireparmer
4 жыл бұрын
TyShaye I felt that
@ultimatereedfour9534
3 жыл бұрын
It is a common generalization, but I believe it stems from a mixture of teen movies, ebauty standards, and the pigmalion effect. Basically how I see it is: - cultural beauty standards in the west make it so that the line for a blonde to be defined "beautiful" is lower than the one for a brown-haired girl. - This sets off a pigmalion effect where almost every blonde is told often in her youth that she is "beautiful". Meanwhile only some brunettes have this treatment. Girls that get this treatment act more beautiful, get told this more often, and act even more beautiful (pigmalion effect). This also almost always means dropping hobbies that societt doesn t see as "beautiful" anymore. Such as, you guessed it, reading books! - Now feautre into this teen movie as soon as they get into middle school (cause that s when they look up to the characters). What is the representation of girl with their behaviour (which they believe is their personality) in those movies? The bitchy powerful girls who would never touch a book unless forced to it. Meanwhile let s analyze it from a "not beautiful" brunette girl's pov: - she doesn t get told she is beautiful as often. BUT the compliments she gets (bc after all, adults are almost always nice to children at those ages, and if you can t tell her she is a beautie, you ll likely tell her she is a...) are on their intellect. Thus pigmalion effect sets in, but with the opposite effects. - when you feautre teen movies into here, you ll also see that the brunette has a more "variable" role, but the protagonist (the "not beautiful" bookworm girl) is always one. And so are her "uncool" friends. People whp actually enjoy reading and do quote books. Pigmalion and teen movie aspirations lock this behaviours into stone. I have seen it happen with my classmates (my starting class split into 2 classes of the same school at middle school and then into various classes of the same school at high school so I had it all happen in front of my eyes to girls I used to know very well).
@happyjellycatsquid
2 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatereedfour9534 I cannot actually believe people mostly tell blondes they’re pretty ? Y’all don’t have old ladies that call you beauties all the time in weird theory land ? Brunettes are suddenly all ugly over there ?
@MissMoontree
2 жыл бұрын
@HappyYellowCatSquid Depends on country and culture. In Italy when I saw commercial posters the woman was either blonde or pretty. The blonde ones didn't have to be pretty, because Blondes were rare (yet common) enough to be considered pretty by default. Where I lived there were enough blondes for them to not be pretty by default though.
@happyjellycatsquid
2 жыл бұрын
@@MissMoontree I guess it does make sense in places blondes are rare but they’re really common in a lot of Western countries, so I still don’t get why it’s such a stereotype in pop culture
@floof_hair3857
4 жыл бұрын
Also: “I’m not attractive need through every male in the cast is thirsting over me” “I’m in high school/ college but I have no homework”
@melodramaticdragon5826
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh more like "I say I'm not attractive because I'm horribly self-deprecating in an attempt t appeal to depressed teenage girls but I'm never actually described with any "ugly" features"
@coffee593
4 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair in high school you can finish your homework during the period
@skunklungz
4 жыл бұрын
Coffee you went to an easy highschool
@alexandersmith7061
4 жыл бұрын
Coffee I am failing high school purely because I fail to hand stuff in on time
@coffee593
4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Smith can’t relate
@maddie9602
4 жыл бұрын
Never before have I seen a performance sold so thoroughly even just with the body language. Like the line "Sorry, Amy's made me so self-conscious it's painful" was almost superfluous with how effectively that was communicated just with the posture and fidgeting.
@ams147
4 жыл бұрын
the fidgeting with the sleeves thing is actually something Kristen Stewart does
@esyphillis101
4 жыл бұрын
Classic introversion.
@Otra_Chica_de_Internet
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she should be an actress not a comedian lmao
@calimorales9880
4 жыл бұрын
@@esyphillis101 classic being anxious in social situations, introversion is getting tired after it I believe.
@sarasthoughts
4 жыл бұрын
She deserved a better crowd lmao the shot as "brown hair as a personality"
@sage5530
4 жыл бұрын
She really deserved a better crowd, I feel like no one knew enough about Twilight and shitty YA novels to laugh at this
@presidenttheo565
4 жыл бұрын
"My hobbies? Brown hair and--having it??"
@sarasthoughts
4 жыл бұрын
@@sage5530 twilight itself was good and at the time original, it's the others YA novels that ripped it's gut out and made it dance that tried to use the same tropes again and again and always getting worse
@amityislandchum
4 жыл бұрын
@@sarasthoughts Lmao no, Twilight was never good or original. You just don't do much reading.
@sarasthoughts
4 жыл бұрын
@@amityislandchum I read a lot and I understand target for books, I actually study it in university. It was original, with a look on vampires based on "Polidori"'s evolution of the vampire figure, detached from the midless evil folkloristic figure and more humane and smart. It had not been added yet in such a way to young adult books, looking at it as simply good, while in "Dracula" it was still ambiguous if it would be worth of life or just a monster (they kill him secretly). It's not a bad young adult book: it's not horribly written, the plot is engaging, it doesn't promote violence, toxic relationships or rape as more contemporary ya books do.
@sensiblecryptid4406
4 жыл бұрын
Despite all this she's either going to be constantly described as "Just your everyday girl" or "special and different and quirky" Because she listens to music
@unicornbarfingrainbows7599
4 жыл бұрын
She also has to be “average looking” but at the same time every character has to be jealous of her and she’s stuck in a love dodecahedron
@novablack864
3 жыл бұрын
IS THAT AMITY BLIGHT I SEE?????????
@GasperV0
3 жыл бұрын
@@novablack864 no
@axeldornelles5292
3 жыл бұрын
@@novablack864 ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
@Aisha_Luv
3 жыл бұрын
Well its true. Nobody else irl has literally no depth or personality.
@lavendermilk3010
4 жыл бұрын
why did i think right after she said the k stands for nothing i thought of knothing
@maxcovfefe
4 жыл бұрын
I thought of J. K. Rowling
@flowery3693
4 жыл бұрын
I did too!
@penmaster003
4 жыл бұрын
Lol me too.
@esyphillis101
4 жыл бұрын
It's like a form of subliminal suggestion. Because nothing sounds a lot like know-thing, and note "know" has a silent k. In fact there are quite a lot of words that begin with 'kn' where the k is silent. Hence she subliminally suggested to you the word knowthing which sounds like knothing.
@MinerKitten
4 жыл бұрын
samehhh
@KneeGoblin
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that they even played "A Thousand Years" at the end just really made it better lol
@starsandsuch7778
4 жыл бұрын
Madison McKenzie oh my gosh they did
@ItsBritneyBitch1
4 жыл бұрын
Literally every ship back in the day had a fanmade video with that song! 😂😂😂😂
@starsandsuch7778
4 жыл бұрын
swevicki SUCH a throwback
@clarissestanford
4 жыл бұрын
yeah this girl is literally Bella
@relm.5934
4 жыл бұрын
*When a character you write becomes self-aware.*
@colorbar.s
4 жыл бұрын
congrats that's the point
@cryofpaine
4 жыл бұрын
And realizes just what a hack they have for a writer. Shoot, I would read that story.
@horizon5417
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen King once said that the characters he creates have minds of their own
@shambamz7476
4 жыл бұрын
that’s literally what this is
@BlackCover95
4 жыл бұрын
cryofpaine Here ya go: www.reddit.com/r/Tensingstories/comments/6v2uen/wp_you_are_suicidal_but_because_you_are_the_main/
@emilyeddings6612
3 жыл бұрын
Forgot the “I have 5 older brothers that will always protect me, treat me like a princess and are written by someone who has never had siblings.” Trope. 👀
@blueberrysk1es
4 жыл бұрын
they should do one with female characters written by male authors
@rachelvelander5377
4 жыл бұрын
The whole bit would just be the woman chanting *I HAVE TITTIES LOOK AT MY TITTIES* and *I HAVE ASS LOOK AT MY ASS* as she prances in circles on stage
@rachelvelander5377
4 жыл бұрын
@@AdrienneIanniciello :o
@supercalime
4 жыл бұрын
It would be inappropriate for KZitem, honestly
@jaymooni4644
4 жыл бұрын
it’s 5mins of “my boobs are HUGE and my SEX DRIVE IS HI G H”
@uneasycylinder
4 жыл бұрын
Letícia Valentim KZitem is technically 13+
@presidenttheo565
4 жыл бұрын
"I am an adult girl."
@lotusfae
4 жыл бұрын
I expected nothing but oversized hoodies and some comment about "always having been a tomboy until I blossomed really late in college." This was hilarious!
@smg3250
9 ай бұрын
I expected her to be in converse
@nathanwise1608
2 жыл бұрын
Coming this summer: a new name in psychological and cosmic horror…. “Kella,” by A.K. Miller, the story of the protagonist of a steamy romance novel who gains sentience and witnesses with horror as her personality is stripped away by an uncaring author.
@candicefrost4561
Жыл бұрын
Make it happen!
@Larissawesome
4 жыл бұрын
...she could be a hilarious dnd character. Also, A+ acting. Aspirations right here.
@fallensparrow6402
4 жыл бұрын
" I apologise a lot, i eat childish foods, and i have no other discernible qualities" who knew. I am the main character of a shit modern fantasy novel... when do i get my werewolf?
@PanicGiraffe
4 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@EtamirTheDemiDeer
4 жыл бұрын
Adopt one from the shelter. They need good homes lol
@dupplinmuir113
4 жыл бұрын
@@EtamirTheDemiDeer Yes, they eat anything...love children!
@katiebayliss9887
4 жыл бұрын
Fallen Sparrow Eck girl, you need to branch out with food fam.
@fallensparrow6402
4 жыл бұрын
@@katiebayliss9887 honestly. I need to start eating more before i start eating healthy, since i forget to eat for days on end.
@Skinnymarks
4 жыл бұрын
She really sold that character. I literally felt her be a figment of someone imagination.
@mj_mj_mj
3 жыл бұрын
She’s giving me the I wear glasses until halfway through the book the male protagonist takes them off and tells me I’m beautiful and then through the rest of the book I inexplicably don’t even need contacts ✨vibes✨
@elliotw.888
4 жыл бұрын
"the K stands for nothing" LOL what a subtle jab at jk rowling
@bellac6311
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the K was her middle name
@gemmacullington134
4 жыл бұрын
Bella Crafts I think it’s for Katherine or something (Edit: Kathleen) but it’s not her actual middle name - she added the K so that no one knew J K was female at first because she (Edit: Her publisher was worried) was worried it would affect sales (I think, anyway)
@bellac6311
4 жыл бұрын
@@gemmacullington134 oh wow, okay i didnt know that. Thanks!
@gemmacullington134
4 жыл бұрын
Bella Crafts no problem! Have a nice day :)
@sarahs6712
4 жыл бұрын
@@bellac6311 it's actually the name of her grandmother
@ocinidolegna
4 жыл бұрын
"I am an adult girl." This is how i feel at 19 lmao
@crm1301
4 жыл бұрын
why is this appearing on everyone’s recommended in the middle of january
@aspenn.
4 жыл бұрын
Good question lol
@ashton4007
4 жыл бұрын
I thought your comment must be from like half a year ago until I remembered it's somehow mid january again
@meghan1355
4 жыл бұрын
Because Janurary is the best month to represent these types of characters. Spring, Summer and Fall months have too much personality 😂
@lefandomtrash7746
4 жыл бұрын
How did you know?
@dreamer1-7
4 жыл бұрын
We’re probably all secretly a version of this stereotype
@chelseacoyle9967
3 жыл бұрын
Half elf ceo who drives cars off cliffs for fun is the most interesting thing I have ever heard
@OmneAurumNon
Жыл бұрын
I thought she said half elk 😂😂
@ambivertreader
11 ай бұрын
Would be interesting though if a writer took those characteristics and made them logical parts of his character. Like, he owns a company and is all professional at work but his best friends are a group of goblin mechanics who stand by while he trashes cars. They bet on the outcome, he drives off the cliff and parachutes at the last second, they pull the car out of the ravine to assess the damage. Maybe they have a vlog devoted to comparing the durability of various car brands. When the half elf ceo is asked why he loves doing this, he says immortality is boring without a healthy dose of danger. 😂
@vanqqish1
4 жыл бұрын
This should be shown in every creative writing class.
@throwbackblackcat
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is where she has to chose between her coworker she’s known for two years who’s the only person who makes her snort when she laughs and is a stable single dad who beat alcoholism 12 years ago to take care of his kid and he’s really into one “guy thing” like fixing pickup trucks OR the billionaire she just met who kidnaps her diabetic cat to get her attention when he already had it, tricks her onto his private jet and doesn’t tell her where they’re landing for an impromptu date she never agreed to and is literally a stalker who is blasé about just abandoning her without notice every other chapter and expecting to have a place in her life when he feels like coming back despite the toll it causes her emotionally.
@stephalloplayz
Жыл бұрын
My issue is that you make the coworker seem like the right choice, which would be true if the other guy wasn't a BILLIONAIRE like come on.
@mushroomsupremacy2091
Жыл бұрын
@@stephalloplayz Look, ridiculous amounts of money can make up for a lot, but whether or not they can make up for what would realistically by the most controlling and emotionally abusive relationship of your life? It's.... up for debate. How many material possessions can make up for being stalked everywhere and interrogated constantly? I'm unironically asking, because, like, damn... that's a lot of money and I get it lmfao
@stephalloplayz
Жыл бұрын
@@mushroomsupremacy2091 the question isn't whether money is worth emotional trauma, but whether or not you signed a prenup
@aljazslemc9569
14 сағат бұрын
@stephalloplayz Elon let me see my kids please -Grimes
@billnye9552
4 жыл бұрын
As a woman who has brown hair, fears most social interactions and loves fictional works both books and screen, this is my biggest nightmare. I DO NOT want to become her.
@ahhh4117
2 жыл бұрын
Become the adult girl you were meant to be queen
@tahsina.c
2 жыл бұрын
There's no harm in being ordinary. Just be self aware and don't be a bully
@TuckerHolt
2 жыл бұрын
BE RADICALLY YOU
@soman5348
Жыл бұрын
Change your hair colour! Easy shortcut.
@QueenZsWorld
4 жыл бұрын
When she said "I am an ADULT GIRL" I felt that
@xenasBS
4 жыл бұрын
"Like Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey." So Twilight or Worse Twilight?
@peggedyourdad9560
3 жыл бұрын
More like "Twilight or Twilight fanfiction?".
@jchen8902
3 жыл бұрын
50 Shades of Grey was literally written as Twilight fanfic.
@chantalbellmont6937
4 жыл бұрын
This is VERY accurate to romance novels
@henryohenry1504
4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this girl on SNL!!!!
@ryanbelt1
4 жыл бұрын
Because she deserves better
@TommyLikeTom
4 жыл бұрын
SNL sucks
@elijahgavin6706
4 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t specialize in impersonating conservative politicians poorly
@inactive.mp4
4 жыл бұрын
She is above SNL
@bethm5852
4 жыл бұрын
We get it, you guys don’t enjoy SNL. No one’s making you watch it.
@isabelall4127
4 жыл бұрын
"I apologize a lot, I eat childish foods" I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn
@handsomeman-child8751
4 жыл бұрын
If the characters in my brain were self-conscious they'd be be shouting "You finished writing our sex scenes two years ago! NOW GIVE US SOMETHING ELSE TO DO ALREADY!"
@GoggledAgog
4 жыл бұрын
Elements of her mannerisms made me think Joyce Byers
@looptheloopy
4 жыл бұрын
LEAVE JOYCE ALONE
@AdrienneIanniciello
4 жыл бұрын
WHEN IS THE PREQUEL SPINOFF SERIES, IM READY.
@swordsmithing
4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol. She reminds me so much of Winona Ryder. It's mostly the voice, but some of her awkward mannerisms are quite similar too.
@sadisticgirl_
4 жыл бұрын
@@swordsmithing damn, she IS infantilised for a grown woman who is a mom
@Alsyoutubeaccount
3 жыл бұрын
God she is GORGEOUS in the kind of way I would never notice if she were wearing glasses.
@pumpkin2986
4 жыл бұрын
Most YA girls: Is clumsy and likes books This: PLEASE OH GOD, JUST LET ME HAVE AN UNIQUE OPINION! I swear I love my creator, but please please please stop objectifying me! I actually felt bad for her. Adrienne somehow managed to write a parody YA character with an interesting plot hook XD I want a story about her! That would actually make a pretty cool meta-story
@FrankyBabes
4 жыл бұрын
Couple of people in this comment section who still think Twilight was well written
@WTKB82
4 жыл бұрын
FrankyBabes twilight as a book wasn’t that bad. Most of the hate came after the movie came out and people retroactively started bashing the book. People really forget twilight was standing well on its own before the films came out. The movies are bad. The books are average at worst. If you think twilight is the bottom of the barrel you haven’t read a lot of YA fiction. Twilight was just average.
@KattReen
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's ok. Obviously not a masterpiece, but not close to deserving all the bashing people did when it was at it's peak of popularity. I have several friends that read and enjoyed it long before the movies came out. So I think it does have value, when the demographic it's targeted to actually enjoys it. The movies are fine too. Obv not your thing if you don't have a lady-boner for monster romance stories, but the demo enjoyed it. God forbid young women get to have something they like become popular without everyone going out of their way to shit not only on the actual thing, but also the fanbase. Hating on it, was mostly a nitpicky fucking bandwagon.
@cecilyerker
4 жыл бұрын
While Twilight is fun, it is objectively full of errors of judgment in both writing and editing and not that well written by Stephenie Meyer or her editor who was supposed to catch those problems
@85set05
4 жыл бұрын
I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that 50 shades of grey which was mostly read by adults was originally published as a series alternate universe twilight fan fiction posts on a fan forum and then stapled together into a novel without much editing because of a stubborn author.
@cryofpaine
4 жыл бұрын
@@85set05 I mean, for as bad as Twilight is (and I say that as someone who actually enjoyed the series unironically) 50 Shades is infinitely worse.
@monbub
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that she actually looks like every protag. Even the hair is on point
@louparis1909
3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Karina from Drawfee: She's not like other girls, but she is exactly like you.
@bgprobably
4 жыл бұрын
These are always 100% better than anything I can find on SNL
@jayag26
4 жыл бұрын
Defining characteristic - clumsiness
@FumblsTheSniper
4 жыл бұрын
Majored in Library Stuff and minored in Weather. This makes me want to be a weatherman for a library.
@purpleperson7514
4 жыл бұрын
clicking on rocks bad day?
@FumblsTheSniper
4 жыл бұрын
Purple Person I can’t remember the last good day. So no. Everyday is just meh moments of responding to KZitem comments.
@purpleperson7514
4 жыл бұрын
clicking on rocks oof
@elijahharmel8450
4 жыл бұрын
my closest female friend from also being a woman
@coricognitions
4 жыл бұрын
as someone who thoroughly hates YA romance, this was very vindicating.
@cantdance3809
4 жыл бұрын
horse girl energy
@tommyboymp
4 жыл бұрын
The Anna Kendrick impersonation is impeccable
@colombianbitch96
4 жыл бұрын
90% of Wattpad
@taylorp8389
4 жыл бұрын
eva ortega more like 95%
@trinity2396
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo honestly
@lorettabes4553
4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@marina.gansey
4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Socas has probado a leer “perfecto mentiroso” o “heist”? están en español, bien escritas, y son muy buenas
@sorv_gvl
4 жыл бұрын
Except "dirty blonde hair" and "I don't try but my outfit was meticulously picked out but I also wear sweatpants sometimes"
@allisonbierman1602
4 жыл бұрын
Why does she remind me so much of Winona Ryder??
@b.h3877
4 жыл бұрын
She has the ssss think she stressed the ss like her and her voice is close to hers wow
@alizeica519
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Winona was in both Heathers and Beetlejuice and now they are musicals-
@jeaddhist
3 жыл бұрын
@@alizeica519 We need Stranger Things the Musical now. That's the only way to get me to watch the tv show.
@jeaddhist
3 жыл бұрын
She is totally a movie version of Veronica Sawyer (at least with the burning yourself thing).
@mysteriiis
4 жыл бұрын
"Those aren't flaws; those are Moe points!"
@BlackCover95
4 жыл бұрын
Japanese slang?
@justaperson5677
4 жыл бұрын
The KZitem algorithm _actually_ recommended something *great* this time! I'm glad I stumbled upon this good mine!
@DarkDragonFirewing
4 жыл бұрын
MY NAME IS ACTUALLY KELLA AND I DO NOT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!!
@maximdrager3639
4 жыл бұрын
I approve
@hylianexpected1171
4 жыл бұрын
I also approve
@kenonerboy
4 жыл бұрын
Hella
@bethm5852
4 жыл бұрын
Wait is your name really Kella??
@DarkDragonFirewing
4 жыл бұрын
@@bethm5852 Yep! It's either Gaelic or Celtic and means "warrior".
@assyrianprincess3
4 жыл бұрын
Shes always an English major
@franniecherry
4 жыл бұрын
Some of y’all are saying “omg me” thinking it’s a good thing when the actress clearly said that the character was purposely basic as so white girls with brown hair can project themselves into someone important.
@piequals314
4 жыл бұрын
I'm saying omg me while knowing that wow i really need to get more of a personality lmao
@gaspardp7314
4 жыл бұрын
I'm saying omg me because I am fully aware of my total lack of personality
@abbie_joan
4 жыл бұрын
you act like having someone project onto is a bad thing when this is literally used in most literature regardless of the race, the main protagonist is always a blank slate so you can have your own interpretation of the character
@piequals314
4 жыл бұрын
@@abbie_joan projecting yourself into smth isn't bad, but making a character lack personality solely for the purpose of readers' ability to project is dumb
@Myrathosghost
4 жыл бұрын
Asa thats literally what most books do, and what they should do. A reader should be able to feel like they are part of the story even if its just as a person witnessing the main characters story happen, or so they can project onto the main character. Storys where the person reading doesnt feel a connection to the story or attached to anything in the story is a pointless bland story
@micahguillemette3344
4 жыл бұрын
I love how truly accurate this is and we're just laughing to cover the pain
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