Fully rigged rate A1 ocean-going pillock is my new favorite insult
@talkshow69
2 жыл бұрын
I say this for the Brits: they got some of the best vocabularies in their insults.
@karenmarsh1067
Жыл бұрын
@@talkshow69 Its better that James May said OCEAN GOING instead of Maritime.
@boonamai8926
Жыл бұрын
What does it even mean? English isn't my first language
@TheGuyfromValhalla
3 ай бұрын
0:58
@dangerdean9066
2 жыл бұрын
"My testicles have retreated" That line had me wheezing
@lucasm22
Жыл бұрын
3:30
@bobjane3887
Жыл бұрын
What episode is this
@Glaviel
Жыл бұрын
@@bobjane3887 We don't need to know that!
@nitinpotineni
4 ай бұрын
@@bobjane3887oh Canada is the name of the episode.
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
0:37 my absolute favourite. I can believe Hammond was being genuine about this. “I DON’T LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER!”
@alistairwalker2850
Жыл бұрын
He’s a Birmingham boy through and through
@Exobiologic
Жыл бұрын
I've never seen anyone been more expressive than he was in that moment , he nearly like , LIFTS out of the water with anger.
@christianlenik5307
11 ай бұрын
"IM FROM BIRMINGHAM!"
@ripvanwinkle2002
11 ай бұрын
also hes said the same in every episode he ended up being in water. both top gear and grand tour. so, like jame's fear of heights, its very real..
@connormurphy349
6 ай бұрын
“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, and none of them are here” This is maybe my favourite thing May has ever said
@E4RLIES
Жыл бұрын
I will never tire of hearing James May shout ‘CLARKSOOOON!!!’😂
@MyreW36
9 ай бұрын
It was my ringtone for a while but it gave me both a scare and a laugh whenever I got a phonecall😂
@sebby_scarfkid944
2 жыл бұрын
0:38 *wriggles* "i doNT Like BEiNg iN the bLoODy WatEr!!" 😆😆
@marcuspoosz2190
Жыл бұрын
"im from birmingham"
@joes3129
2 жыл бұрын
Oddly glad to see Hammond can swing a sledge properly
@Julian-mj4tb
2 жыл бұрын
hammond is a small man but he's fit as fuck and strong too.
@dinoduelist2219
2 жыл бұрын
He’s a small but angry man. Course he can swing a hammer
@jdslyman1720
4 ай бұрын
I hate seeing a Toyota get beaten up, but let's face it- that car was a piece of crap😂
@Bronasaxon
2 ай бұрын
What is the story behind that model of car and why does he hate it?
@jdslyman1720
2 ай бұрын
@@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.
@alpzepta
2 жыл бұрын
0:39 that’s the angriest Hammond I have ever seen
@UltraPrimus
Жыл бұрын
I've heard that the episode that 1:30 was taken from, Hammond was beyond pissed off, he would've been out for blood he was that angry
@Bigbigpoopi
4 ай бұрын
You never saw cyclist Hammond
@ryan060994
24 күн бұрын
St Petersburg episode
@MichaelD8393
11 ай бұрын
2:42 Watch carefully and you'll see a piece of the headlamp fly inches past Hammond's face and yet, he remains undeterred; blind rage at the MPV!
@NathanielPiscian
6 ай бұрын
I lost it at “oh you got a mirror left “ 😂 the mirror:
@MichaelD8393
6 ай бұрын
@@NathanielPiscian Yeah so did I 😂
@MichaelD8393
6 ай бұрын
@@NathanielPiscian I was expecting him to say something to the effect of: "Not anymore," after smashing the mirror off too 😂
@liak.6778
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Hammonds parents know just much he hated that car? 🤣🤣🤣
@judalove6707
2 ай бұрын
No joke 🤣
@WJINTL
Жыл бұрын
Jeremy's repeated shouting when he gets angry is the best "Hammond! Hammond!"
@RegaDega
3 ай бұрын
Can’t believe you left out the most under appreciated one: “HAMMOND, YOU SODDING TIC-TAC!”
@MaxMalevich
Жыл бұрын
So satisfying to hear both May and Clarkson yell Hammond's name at times for some reason.
@davidriley9194
11 ай бұрын
1:16 CLARKSOOOON!!!!!😡😡😡😡 CLARKSOOOOON!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHERES MY ROOF!!!?!!?😡😡😡😡
@pedrooliveiraoliveirasimoe5478
Жыл бұрын
CLARKSON! CLARKSON! Where's my roof???
@Flamer997
5 ай бұрын
I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself
@lilyloud627
2 жыл бұрын
3:43 Clarksoooon
@MysteriousPerson1447
2 жыл бұрын
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
@ramonalvarez8559
2 жыл бұрын
2:41 this is how I feel to a Jeep Renegade and FIATS when working on them.
@lilyloud627
2 жыл бұрын
1:15 Clarksooon Clarksooon
@Nezerac_
2 жыл бұрын
WHERE'S MY ROOF?!
@MysteriousPerson1447
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nezerac_ and then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
@riley1049
6 ай бұрын
1:16 RICHARD HAMMOND: CLARKSON!!! CLARKSON!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!
@JackpotButtonLewis
6 ай бұрын
ENJOY YOUR DAY ON YOUR BICYCLE! BASTARD! 😡🤬
@HappyKratos725
3 ай бұрын
"I decided to ignite my collapsed sun." "Right." *flips switch" "CLARKSOOON!!!"
@jonvia
6 ай бұрын
For such a short guy, Hammond has a real tall temper
@redmr2na
6 ай бұрын
"YOU'RE THE ALLEGRO ESTATE OF MODERN TIMES!" Says Richard Hammond as he wails on a Nissan Juke.
@jdslyman1720
4 ай бұрын
That was a Toyota he beat up..
@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
Жыл бұрын
I like the way that they get angry with each other by shouting their surname
@MyreW36
Жыл бұрын
There's a CLARKSOOON ringtone online, just google it😂
@bennnnn264
Жыл бұрын
3:43 is now my alarm clock
@RADD93
5 ай бұрын
The insults are part of what made top gear so great
@snootbooper467
6 ай бұрын
If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you
@ryledesirabelli4151
11 ай бұрын
"YOU BASTARD" AT 2:38
@riley1049
6 ай бұрын
0:09 JEREMY CLARKSON: HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!
@NoamKaiser
8 ай бұрын
I can summarize this video with: " CLARKSON!!!!!"
@Melrieoi
Жыл бұрын
"Ocean-going"
@Anvilshock
Жыл бұрын
4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.
@stepha5926
11 ай бұрын
Silence pillock
@kelo0ne
20 күн бұрын
4:14 the flinch of a man that done 3 tours for his country and got the worst flashback of an IED 😂😂😂
@mchangkiri
5 ай бұрын
"CLAARKSOOON!! WHERE'S MY ROOF!!??"
@mrKozmoz
2 ай бұрын
I love it any time a clip has James calling Jezza a muppet
@juanitamariposa
5 ай бұрын
0:25 is there an uncensored version of Hammond?
@stepha5926
11 ай бұрын
"Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!" remains the greatest insult in history.
@John_Thomas96
Жыл бұрын
0.25 that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
@stewartgrindlay9760
11 ай бұрын
4:14 guy filled his trunks
@DiggyDwarf-wc2qj
Күн бұрын
0:09 Clarkson: Hammond, you idiot! *You’ve reversed into the sports lorry!!!*
@RmsOlympic1913
10 ай бұрын
CLARKSON CLARKSOOOON WHERES MY ROOOOOOFF
@stephanopapadimitriou4789
2 жыл бұрын
0:25 hilarious
@Mehdooda
3 жыл бұрын
expert
@Brandon-sd7lq
Жыл бұрын
Hammond! You've reversed into the sports lorry !
@MaskofFayt
11 ай бұрын
What episode is the one from 3:03 from? I genuinely can't recall
@mornick15
Жыл бұрын
That silverado was very beautiful in my opinion
@ToreDL87
8 күн бұрын
My fav is their stay at the lodge in the Africa special, beddings that had been defecated on by previous tenants. "HAMMOND!!!" And Hammond is just standing there staring straight ahead like a guilty dog 🤣🤣 #2 Is the race to run out of fuel before they reach Pripyat/Chernobyl, Hammond having driven in zigzag to cover more distance per km, thus use more fuel, got stopped by Police as anyone driving like that would, and he was just sitting there in the car with foot on accelerator bouncing off rev limiter to use more fuel while the Ukrainian Police was questioning everyone else present. And again he was just sitting there in his car with the guilty dog look, staring straight ahead foot hard on the accelerator engine still bouncing on the rev limiter "whumbumbumbumbum" 😂
@mark_mackaravitz
3 ай бұрын
Wish they made more episodes
@francoisdvanderwesthuizen6772
10 ай бұрын
0.43. Did Hammond just admit that Brummies can't swim?😂
@KSE828
6 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes he did.
@tornadoe13
7 ай бұрын
I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...
@Orbit6874
14 күн бұрын
«My testicles are retreating!»
@markcf83
Жыл бұрын
Loved the comment from Captain Slow. The reason I haven't made breakfast for you is because my friends aren't here.....
@smurf2274
Жыл бұрын
The grand just copies and stages the funniest moments of top gear
@stepha5926
11 ай бұрын
Accurate? 👌 After all the hate their "replacements" on Top Gear got, for being blatant copies of them... Oh, the irony.
@smurf2274
11 ай бұрын
@@stepha5926 I meant the old top gear moments with the now grand tour cast. I couldn't give you a single name of the new cast.
@Alfiepowers
Жыл бұрын
Richard is a angry midget who beats up cars lol
@marnixkamminga8083
10 ай бұрын
And looking Smashing while doing it
@lukamoon6094
2 жыл бұрын
What’s the episode where Hammond has that hellcat and Jeremy has that ass
@bobby-jolundy1068
2 жыл бұрын
cLArKsOoOoOnNnN*2 wHeReS mY rOoF?
@MysteriousPerson1447
2 жыл бұрын
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
@MichaelTheRead
7 ай бұрын
Real talk how did Jeremy not actually kill anybody with that dynamite blast?
@QuantumRipple
6 ай бұрын
That was almost certainly staged
@rabar7236
3 ай бұрын
Bruh that Toyota is build like a Nokia. New cars would crumble getting hit like that with hammer
@tellmeiamwrong
Жыл бұрын
Funny as fuck
@Richardblue1963
11 ай бұрын
0:37
@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
Жыл бұрын
CLARKSON!
@Tiffxxxx
3 жыл бұрын
😄
@Riese79
4 ай бұрын
Im not comfortable, I'm from Birmingham
@antispiral6538
4 ай бұрын
1:15
@heisenbergwaffles
10 ай бұрын
I want my steering wheel back, you Muppet
@squiggyg.8415
Жыл бұрын
Where did Hammond find a baseball bat in the UK, Don’t they play locust or cricket or something like that
@peter7582
11 ай бұрын
Rounders
@RobTheSquire
6 ай бұрын
The game where more skill is involved as the bat is smaller, but with Hammond swinging it the bloody thing looks massive.@@peter7582
@lucasm22
Жыл бұрын
2:00 2:37
@joahvanzijll7704
6 ай бұрын
Birmingham
@chaoszombie9995
2 жыл бұрын
im sorry.. but what was that Toyota Van hammong was smashing O_o
@MysteriousPerson1447
2 жыл бұрын
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
@clarkejoseph49
Жыл бұрын
The Toyota Picnic.
@dangerdean9066
Жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousPerson1447 TT's Rage Monster is always entertaining
@giorgosarifoglu953
Жыл бұрын
I would be willing to give alot of money just to sit on the side at every prank 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@membershipofbus
Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see Jeremy Clarkson fighting
@malcolmmitchell6529
2 ай бұрын
And the bbc made themselves look ridiculous by cancelling their best selling programme. PATHETIC.
@JAMES-qp8tz
Жыл бұрын
00:03:20
@SimonLloydGuitar
6 ай бұрын
scripted posh public school boy rage at it's best.
@johnanthony9741
3 ай бұрын
Omg I truly hate the fact that Jeremy still breathes the air that humans do
@GabelhelmSogarbraten
Жыл бұрын
If youve never sincerely thought about killing your friend hes not really your friend
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