What's scary is that there are people out there who'd agree with this video unironically.
@syler100
Жыл бұрын
that's the beauty of it. 😫
@pasteghost428
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. The stans that go to Star wars celebration. They'll wildly cheer when Kennedy comes out of her cave onto the stage to announce that Rey's tampon is getting its own spinoff.
@HansKlopek
Жыл бұрын
That's what open mindedness and tolerance gets you.
@mikerotonda6264
Жыл бұрын
Bro, im so confused..... Is he serious with this video?
@xguy2950
Жыл бұрын
@@mikerotonda6264nah im pretty sure it fake
@VashStarwind
Жыл бұрын
From getting spielberg his coffee, to destroying whole franchises, what a character arc...
@Nyet-Zdyes
Жыл бұрын
Nah... that's not an arc... just a slope... downward
@VashStarwind
Жыл бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes I guess we can call it a character slope.. hahha
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes You shouldn't say "slope". It's racist. 😬
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
If she just disappeared, nobody would be searching for her or her lost arc.
@captainLoknar
Жыл бұрын
pretty sure she was pretending to follow the footsteps of Spielberg and Lucas. Then she thought she knew better and scrapped everything. But it's not just her - all the directors and investors of Disney are telling them "modern audiences" want change
@dmitryduffer396
Жыл бұрын
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of franchises" - Kathleen Kennedy
@ZorroComputers
Жыл бұрын
Haha, a good one.
@blackdynamite_5470
Жыл бұрын
This is real quote from the *Disney Vault: Top Secret Book*
@pimphandduke8447
Жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm afraid the Patriarchy will be quite operational when your non-binary allies and the earnings reports arrive." ~Professor Patriarchy
@zero5496
Жыл бұрын
More like become Darth
@nocturnalrecluse1216
Жыл бұрын
🔥 💀
@carlosfrancisco1003
Жыл бұрын
KK has been a success at destroying franchises, incurring huge financial losses at Disney and proving she just happened to be around the right men around the right time. On her own she has been a horrible failure and I hope she gets to bring Disney even further down.
@stellifriends7785
Жыл бұрын
the right MEN at the right time. maybe that is why she hates men? she owes them everything.
@acwojtkowiak
Жыл бұрын
Maybe Disney is convinced that financial insovency is the way to go.
@dunhillsupramk3
11 ай бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 uh huh..... so i guess you wasn't expecting South Park ep about her to come out... but before all of this they're going to let her go OR she is going to change her views real fast, and reason is China.. let me explain: China has the world's largest population, most of that population is males (thanks to China one child policy).. so what you have is alot of men who work and have lots of disposable income, mainly because they don't have any children or a girlfriend.. even if all the single women in China was currently to turn into prostitutes there still wouldn't be enough to go around, its said that over 50million men in China will die virgins (and its not by choice).. truth is women in China ain't even going to look at them because they don't make enough money (yeah, i'm not going to go too much into that but it is what it is) so the money they work for they spend it behind smoking, drinking, gambling and watching movies and sports among other entertainment (they're the largest group of the audience, they're the cash cow)... this is why the NBA, WWE, NFL etc etc all went to China to make a good impression and you would even see some big name actors from America making commercials for China... so do you honestly think that a film that tries to be PC and show an empowered woman as the lead role will go down well with these men?? there is alot of resentment... also in China they didn't show the trailers for these movies, the movie posters was also changed for China so that is why you will find that her 2nd (the last Jedi) and 3rd (Skywalker) Starwars movies only pulled in around 1/2 the amt of cash as the 1st (Force awakens)... oh and Disney has been watching these numbers too and the way the flims is marketed, so she can be PC and jobless or she can make movies that single resentful men will enjoy....
@ethannursalim7796
10 ай бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 quality 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
@ethannursalim7796
10 ай бұрын
@@brandonsmith9098 ok use the copium but why are there no more star war movies unless there so good and profitable they stoped
@TiGGowich
Жыл бұрын
How this woman has not been fired is beyond me... this everyone tells you that dedication and hard work don't mean anything... all you need is the right connections and to "say the right things."
@artzreal
Жыл бұрын
yeah, almost too stupid to not be by design, right? the social engineering agendas are so obvious people must be a special kind of blind not so see it by now. they don't seem to be having a problem in using companies to push narratives even if they have to sink those companies, that's for sure
@nosuchthing8
Жыл бұрын
She must have slept with half the company and kept blackmail photos..
@dredgewalker
Жыл бұрын
More like "all you need is to know some deep dark secrets of people on top so they can't fire you"
@bigtechisbigbrother8690
Жыл бұрын
There is no meritocracy anymore. Certainly not in Hollywood.
@macdeeb
Жыл бұрын
Easy answer... Epstein Island
@JustBatman3000
Жыл бұрын
If I lost $900 million for my company. I’m pretty sure I’d be fired. 💁♂️
@michaelfields7088
Жыл бұрын
Unless you change your name to Kathleen Kennedy.
@veeclash4157
Жыл бұрын
Cue Disney's imminent announcement of an extension and/or promotion rewarding KK's "great work"!
@abrahamlincoln1600
Жыл бұрын
By who? You’d be the boss
@grog3514
Жыл бұрын
It's not just $900 million. Only if their plan was to break even. Something tells me their investors had a different idea. You have to add what they could have made as well. The three main SW films could've made $6 billion minimum of you consider awakens made $2 billion. Then figure what all these super bankable properties could've made along with merchandise and we are looking at least at $10 billion lost.
@harrisaxer2651
Жыл бұрын
My entire family would have an “accident “ if I had lost that amount
@paddleboarddog
Жыл бұрын
She is successful at taking franchises and completely alienating their fanbase while pushing her specific agendas as required.
@blackdynamite_5470
Жыл бұрын
Truly a wise woman. She knows what she wants
@stevenk6900
Жыл бұрын
@@blackdynamite_5470 Truly a wise woman, who learned NOTHING from George!
@techsalesandmore3649
6 ай бұрын
Thats not fair. She simply misheard her job description. "We need you to make an scifi alien trilogy for all those men who grew up on it". But KK heard "We need you to make a sifi series to alienate men so much they throw up on watching it". Easy mistake. Without being sarcastic a moment. Why hasn't she been prosecuted by dei for firing all the male script writers and hiring only women?
@jonwacken4312
Ай бұрын
Her agenda is racism, and bigotry. Why there's no push-back says a lot about so-called "White-Privilege"
@zendoargos4988
Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy, turning Billion dollar can't miss franchises into Million dollar afterthoughts, what an accomplishment and what a legacy.
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
And then, she did it again!
@grandmufftwerkin9037
Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy and the Creative Process of Doom.
@IronMan-tk8uc
11 ай бұрын
🤣
@XghostXfaceX2
Жыл бұрын
I still find it disgusting and disheartening that there are still people who love the Disney versions of these brands. And refuse to see that what they loved in the first place has been destroyed. They literally only understand “this is new thing of franchise I love, must CONSOOM. No think.”
@reek4062
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure your one of those braindead who likes the prequels and Crystal Skull
@jonwacken4312
Ай бұрын
I'm sure there are, but most of the supporter is paid for. The vast majority of Star Wars fans are normal people. That being said, I wish Disney would face the same repercussions as anyone else for promoting racism and bigotry
@GTD_Galatea
Жыл бұрын
Thanks to you, I have AWOKEN. I always dreamed of seeing Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones as broken old men. They must give way to the future. The massive box office success of Indy 5 is proof of that.
@blackdynamite_5470
Жыл бұрын
It has broken 4.20 records with its massive $65.000.000 box office collection Truly a movie of all time in 2023.
@GTD_Galatea
Жыл бұрын
@@blackdynamite_5470 It was $65.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 on its opening day alone. Indeed, It's one of the movies of all time.
@HellsFallenAngel1
Жыл бұрын
With de-aging technology we can go back and re-imagine all our classic heros as broken old men.
@PunmasterSTP
Жыл бұрын
These rhymes and puns are insane! I love it!
@gilbertpayne9375
Жыл бұрын
K.K. Is my hero can’t understand the hate I want to be like her when I grow up. I would love to have a high paying job that let’s me fail over and over again costing the company billions and not get fired this woman is an OG.
@ARCtrooper_bliz02
Ай бұрын
ong
@Starsetter90
Жыл бұрын
KK helped create so many KZitem channels about what not to do as a producer
@brett.taylor
Жыл бұрын
“Gina was too strong and too independent.” 🔥
@DysfunctionNoMore
Жыл бұрын
Did KK forget Lando, Mace Windu, the bounty hunter, Queen Amadala's stand in and right hand, and literally every alien? We love great stories regardless of if we see 'ourselves' on screen or not...
@theelder4797
Жыл бұрын
Blasphemy!!! This is a woke channel, there is no logic or truth allowed here! 😡
@mariopenulli1395
Жыл бұрын
Kathy is awesome, not only does she fight the patriarchy with her movies, but she also financially destroys what white men built in real life. Larry Fink must be so proud.
@essbe7158
Жыл бұрын
The real question is why is she only ruining...err running one company? With her amazing track record, she's capable of so much more!
@AliasSchmalias
Жыл бұрын
Because besides the fact that she is a strong and independent woman she is also very modest.
@guyolive1071
Жыл бұрын
The satire is subtle enough you have to question if he's serious.
@MrGuitarfreak132
Жыл бұрын
Mace Windu Mace Window 😂😂😂 I lost it!
@TiGGowich
Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how when you go out to stores or coventions and all that stuff... you see everyone dressed in and buying stuff from episode 1-6 ... never anything after that
@finrodbrs
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes Rogue One and Rebels, but yes, you are correct. I actually remember when the newest DVD/Blurays were released right before Rise of Skywalker, I went to the Target DVD section and of 1-8, Rogue and Solo, EVERYTHING was sold out EXCEPT Solo and Last Jedi. I burst out laughing.
@alexfriedman918
Жыл бұрын
Love the use of “Are we the baddies?” - probably my favorite comedy sketch!
@Baja5280
Жыл бұрын
This channel is the best thing I’ve come across in a while. I click on these videos so quick
@theelder4797
Жыл бұрын
Lol @ the cadence of your narration too, like a doting documentary 😂👍
@lloydkeith3061
Жыл бұрын
It took awhile but she managed to kill my love for something i grew up with as a kid. I haven't spent a dime on anything Disney in a long time. I never will spend money on anything she is attracted to going forward either.
@veteransofgalacticwars7376
Жыл бұрын
She reminds me of Star Scream from Transformers... " But Eiger-Tron, I am LOYAL!! I haven't failed you, I succeeded in new, diverse ways!"
@satyagraha6571
Жыл бұрын
I love your reviews!I laugh with tears every time!!!
@szeltovivarsydroxan9944
Жыл бұрын
KK is so talented a producer, her accomplishments in the past 10 years have been as good as the coffee she was serving George and Steven the 30 years before that.
@jonathanpeterson1984
Жыл бұрын
I’ve tried the “ I don’t like sand” line at the bar several times. I’ve been asked to leave every time.
@lathikap9287
Жыл бұрын
Those who dont think that a single person can destroy a franchise. KK is an exception
@sambonsampson228
Жыл бұрын
A franchise? She's three for three right now.... we're talking Genocide....
@lathikap9287
Жыл бұрын
@@sambonsampson228 yeah A whole universe with many franchises. What else is she gonna destroy next??
@76Superdude
Жыл бұрын
Mace windu Mace window was a particular favourite.
@j.monton8172
Жыл бұрын
You forgot about Willow. So stunning, so brave.
@greenflagracing7067
Жыл бұрын
KK once saved my dog from a mountain lion. Without her, all the orange juice in my fridge would have gone sour. Chuck Norris fears her. Thank you, KK, for the price of all the movie tickets I never bought.
@cynicalthoughts
Жыл бұрын
Amen my woke friends... remember the force is female ☺
@watch-Dominion-2018
Жыл бұрын
the force must be great at making sandwiches and hoovering the carpet
@lumbagoboi1649
Жыл бұрын
Yes yes absolutely. I cannot wait to go exercise my extreme prejudice against white men today !
@lenerdcruz
Жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is just oozing out of my computer speakers.🤣
@DanTrustsTheFathersPlan
Жыл бұрын
Such a brilliant creative genius! I hope she writes a book soon.
@paulanderson2963
Жыл бұрын
These crazy people who celebrate Rey defeating the Emperor at the end of the Star wars movie do realize that basically The descendant of one of the most evil Sith Lords is now one of the most powerful people in the galaxy right? She has basically eliminated anyone who could possibly oppose her "Reyn" of terror
@rafterscott
Жыл бұрын
I have the original Indiana Jones movies on right now. Weird seeing KK's name in the credits all the way back in the 80s knowing what we know now.
@bradevans7935
Жыл бұрын
I watched "Temple of Doom" the other day. I agree, it's a bit jarring seeing her name splashed across the screen in the opening credits, ahead of all of the people who actually made the movie. Just remember that where it says "Associate Producer", it should read "coffee maker for the people with real talent and creativity".
@mr.aleximer
Жыл бұрын
I basked in the poetry in this video.
@wht-rabt-obj
Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy has ruined Harrison Ford TWICE 😢
@CrownMe13
12 күн бұрын
This channel deserves a million subscribers, I love the facetiousness lmao
@robertcompton5232
Жыл бұрын
I like not knowing after 3 films who Snoke was, how the Emperor survived, who the Knights of Ren were, why Luke Skywalker wanted to disappear and yet left a map of where to find him just in case, how Finn and Rey became two goodie two-shoes with zero examples in their childhoods/lives to emulate, why Finn was opposed to killing for five minutes and then perfectly okay with killing his former comrades, why the Rebellion left a largely intact Death Star exist without completely destroying it (for a second time) and other questions like this.
@asf0
Жыл бұрын
I'm so inspired by her...she's amazing!
@clerpington_the_fifth
Жыл бұрын
Such commendable bravery for overcoming those struggles
@asf0
Жыл бұрын
@@clerpington_the_fifth it has to be said that LucasFilm accomplished so little until Kathleen Kennedy took over. It a testament to her creativity and genius.
@kernsanders3973
10 ай бұрын
I really hope one day we will get the re-re-re-re-re-re-release of original star wars updated for modern audiences. Where Darth Theyder tells Lucia, "Luuucia, I am your birthing person!"
@Lestat21500
Жыл бұрын
I bet GL is hating himself for appointing KK as the fuhrer of Lucasfilm.
@watch-Dominion-2018
Жыл бұрын
he got $4 billion, he don't give af
@hideofreakingkojima5457
Жыл бұрын
@@watch-Dominion-2018 Based on the interviews and his comment from Bob Iger's memoir, he does care
@Zodroo_Tint
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't care. He loves money.
@Zodroo_Tint
Жыл бұрын
@@hideofreakingkojima5457 Not as much as he care about money.
@mrezgolucky
Жыл бұрын
Genius. Just genius.
@Albee213
Жыл бұрын
03:39 we wanted the cast to look like the audience is priceless!
@itsasecrettoeverybody
Жыл бұрын
Star Wars, Willow, Indiana Jones.... Triple kill, she is dominating.
@canaldecasta
Жыл бұрын
Very few critics can see her value like The Woke Critic. Not blinded by interiorized mysoginy, nothing but facts are said. In constant awe at the professionalism displayed on this Channel. A true ally. My only problem is that a woman should be the narrator. Althought he voices reason, he shouldnt speak for us women, regardeless of the situation.
@nickalvarez1829
9 ай бұрын
thank you for explaining things i feel so much better now
@FinanceMan
Жыл бұрын
The cast wasn’t even bad, just the directing, lack of writing and lack of a plan. Trying to build something with diversity being the main thought vs making a good product, is the downfall of civilization.
@artresearch
Жыл бұрын
10:40 some of these WWE soundbites are just so perfect!
@chrisfisher4503
Жыл бұрын
This is some impressive sarcasm. Well done.
@sturdzenaru
Жыл бұрын
Let's not forget about the best Star Wars movie ever, Solo! 😎
@veronicamalsi266
Жыл бұрын
She NAILED IT😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@RealityCheck6969
Жыл бұрын
Long live President and Queen Kennedy!
@cozminr
Жыл бұрын
0:08 look at her she hated his guts
@allenporter6586
Жыл бұрын
Heros need to grow or they're not heros. Even Heracles the archtype learned and grew.
@richardmcgowan1651
Жыл бұрын
I hope she never leaves. She is doing such a good job at Lucas Film and maybe one day she becomes the head of Disney.
@geeebuttersnap2433
Жыл бұрын
Before she becomes head of Disney, she needs to change the name of Lucas Film to Kennedy Film, because she took everything George made and perfected it. Then when she becomes head of Disney, she needs to change the name of the Walt Disney company to the Kathleen Kennedy Kompany….I mean Company, because she can’t have the legacy of a straight white man overshadow her at her company. So courageous, much progressive.
@ethandowdle88
Жыл бұрын
@geeebuttersnap2433 this is a joke right?
@supersaiyannigga5980
Жыл бұрын
Sftu
@ShaferScott
Жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy, the world was not ready for her shi...greatness. SlAy QuEen 🔥
@skull_solder59
Жыл бұрын
This man is a perfect mockery of anyone with a twitter account.
@edrosa3485
Жыл бұрын
A masterpiece of a retrospective of a courageous woman that put her principals before money... not her money mind you, but her employers'.
@rebelusray
Жыл бұрын
Great video; funny as hell!😅
@ColinPatrickWeiss
Жыл бұрын
brilliant video. 10/10
@stevejohns74
Жыл бұрын
How do you make a multi million dollar franchise? Give KK control of a multi billion dollar franchise. 😊
@adammaloney3192
Жыл бұрын
George made 6 great movies but selling something he literally described as his child was the fucking dumbest move he ever made ik he said he was getting to old to make them and wanted to enjoy life with his family but didnt it accure to him to leave the franchise to Dave Filoni he didnt have to be directly involved with making the sequels he could've left the brunt of the work to Dave he more than proved he was capable with the clone wars series idk i just wont ever understand how u could throw away something that precious that magical to a heartless empty unpassionate corporation like disney.
@arthurballs9632
Жыл бұрын
"The Prequels are not great." - Those of us old enough to remember Peter Jackson's LotR blowing them out of the water.
@adammaloney3192
Жыл бұрын
@@arthurballs9632 the prequels are amazing lotr is trash old man and also liking ur own comments is sad.
@PorchBass
Жыл бұрын
If only we could get you to voiceover the trailers for everything
@survivingparadisepodcast
Жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. My sides hurt.
@HakunaYourTata
3 ай бұрын
This was phucking hilarious. Thank you
@McClintockHostofTheOldSc-gb3kt
Жыл бұрын
Sound of freedom, an exposing film about sex trafficking, has blown this movie out of the water in 1 week in terms of ticket sales.
@fredpagniello3267
Жыл бұрын
I wish we could say that K.K. went from making coffee to making movies, which would explain her exquisite talents and abilities...
@darthelena6785
Жыл бұрын
This video is a masterpiece of comedy, but I miss Willow in this story.
@ZuluBill
Жыл бұрын
One of the best channels on YT
@GaryLASQ
Жыл бұрын
"No one knows how it started, and God knows how it'll end. The fightin' continues. Women Vs Men." -- David Byrne from the album Rei Momo Nowadays, the adventure, drama and comedy behind the scenes is far more entertaining than the onscreen adventure, drama and comedy.
@13infbatt
11 ай бұрын
The female pilot at the start of the phantom menace is an irish actress who was in the pulp fiction scence where Mia Wallace overdosed and was revived .
@johnyiannacopoulos639
Жыл бұрын
no Boba or Willow?! dude amazing video I was laughing from start to finish
@fourmilier.
Жыл бұрын
KK blames all of her failures on misogyny but it is her blatant misandry that is the real problem. In 2020 she was awarded a BAFTA fellowship for hating men - but I missed it because I was taking a poop.
@thephotoshopper5908
Ай бұрын
Why wasn’t this video uploaded on April 1st?
@even1313
Жыл бұрын
Mace Window had me
@nateman79
Жыл бұрын
Star Wars: RUINED Indiana Jones: RUINED PIXAR: RUINED Disney: RUINED
@stevenbakos
Жыл бұрын
Lucas film doesn’t just hate men… They hate Old Men.. pmw
@kevinfarley6981
Жыл бұрын
5:48 "...can find no way past Rey, who hasn't even trained for a day." Masterfully said!
@michaelreich4827
Жыл бұрын
The Dial of Misandry
@heikira438
Жыл бұрын
5:05 That made me spit my food up from laughter
@deadschooled
Жыл бұрын
You freaking slay me 😂
@adrianpoli1921
Жыл бұрын
You forgot about the boxoffice smash knows as Solo:A new beggining
@Gambitt1970
Жыл бұрын
She needs to turn her attention to Anheuser-Busch now. :)
@coldogno7
Жыл бұрын
kathleen kennedy as president! make america woke again
@MarMarFerrari
Жыл бұрын
I think it's obvious her problem is she didn't cast enough white brunette British women who look like her in her movies.
@christophergoh9261
Жыл бұрын
The title of this piece is obviously put together by her press agents…KK is only incredible by association. All the success she had garnered from the past had nothing to do with her creativity or gravitas as a producer, even Spielberg had attested publicly to her incompetence. Her track record had proven that she had single handedly erased Lucas’ legacy from Star Wars to Indiana Jones by injecting her own brand of toxic ‘WOKE’ agenda. Emasculating Skywalker and Dr. Jones in the process and replacing them with uninspired, arrogant and insufferable feminists. I have nothing against feminists I’m all for it but it does NOT sell and after years of failure, here we are again. You cannot destroy beloved and iconic characters and expect no backlash..So no thank you, KK…I believe you are finally DONE in the business. PERIOD.
@thinkingman07
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Ryan-vl2nn
Жыл бұрын
Mary Sue’s got nothing on KK.
@StefunnyStrange
Жыл бұрын
When I tell my friends or subscribers that it makes no sense how an untrained Rey bested Kylo (when he’s supposed to be this powerful figure), they always bring up Luke vs. Darth Vader. I just walk away when people say this because their stupidity is immediately evident. Cuz anybody watching Luke vs his FATHER would know that Darth was barely trying and just wanted Luke to join him. He did not want to kill him. Id*ots…
@2st486
Жыл бұрын
"a woman built, in Katleen's own image" dead XD
@Shrike1988
Жыл бұрын
This video brought me to tears
@rgerber
Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Lara Crof series they surely need to team up with Disney to really get the message thing going and hopefully Lara will be flat as a plank
@ariamaddison257
Жыл бұрын
If this video doesn’t make KK the CEO of Disney. Nothing will.
@jakeuhhb
Жыл бұрын
The sarcasm cracks me up😂😂😂😂
@jjeung624
Жыл бұрын
" Me, me, me, me, me.....me too! " 😎
@esmolol4091
Жыл бұрын
She's as faithful to the Star Wars fanbase as Jada Pinkett Smith is to her husband.
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