Johnson passing Jez his own empty can is the peak of television.
@pjmathison9787
2 жыл бұрын
The ultimate power move
@josephmathabela
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Male Grindset
@tiotom9217
2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't empty though.
@michaelotis223
2 жыл бұрын
@@josephmathabela 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daniellittlehorn1248
2 жыл бұрын
It was unopened though
@TakeActionFool
Жыл бұрын
The delivery of £530 kills me every time
@cartmanofsp
Жыл бұрын
Maybe you could finger her for 300
@reactions4u438
3 ай бұрын
So emotionless, such a precise amount. Classic 😂😂
@marcelobertoni2967
5 жыл бұрын
"No one is given me a medal for saying no" is the motto of my life now.
@zapkvr
4 жыл бұрын
"is given"?
@libuwtf
3 жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr it's the "me" you wanted to point out probably...
@GrooveSpaceArk
2 жыл бұрын
@@libuwtf Explain your comment
@thomasbest5316
2 жыл бұрын
@@GrooveSpaceArk "no one is given a medal for saying no" is what they're saying the correct grammar of the line is
@BlacksmithBets
2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasbest5316 he just missed the g out. Why do people feel the need to correct others grammar and spelling online? Does it honestly bother you so much that you need to leave a comment correcting them?
@J1283-s1k
2 жыл бұрын
Johnson's shit eating grin to Jez as he ascends the staircase is a thing of true beauty.
@bluebloods8760
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it’s amazing lool
@jameseyk1
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha male at work 😀
@Badrobot1500
Жыл бұрын
Straight from the school of oneupmanship#
@angushulme7074
5 ай бұрын
you got it... such a great clip! missed by most im sure.
@mrkeogh
3 жыл бұрын
The way Johnson says "indecent proposal" is just amazing 😄
@CappyGerald2
2 жыл бұрын
Well I've certainly learnt a new thing. Being black is about vibes😁
@elyastoohey6621
2 жыл бұрын
I want to make you, a real life, Indecent, Proposal.
@Vigilante311
2 жыл бұрын
And thank you very much for not saying the way he says it is "everything"
@artseosamhogriobhta
Жыл бұрын
The intensity of his glare
@J1283-s1k
Жыл бұрын
'But I do like some of the things...they do! So?' 😂
@-Osiris-
2 жыл бұрын
Johnson's face when he's walking up the stairs = comedy perfection
@J1283-s1k
2 жыл бұрын
I just love how he takes an age to ascend the staircase because he's using that time rubbing it in Jez's face 😂
@ubaldo7227
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a human being, Jeremy!" "Sure, from one perspective"
@kr-sd3ni
2 жыл бұрын
thats one hell of a sad defense
@yuhyuh7603
3 жыл бұрын
"Hopefully that's a psychological defect and not a weird sexual thing." Never knew I needed to remember that quote forever.
@ElinorMahoney
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark goes from the thought of getting a bargain bucket from KFC to joining Al Queda in a matter of one sentence
@michaelnahum6782
3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed that the running away and having a bargain bucket was an idea here and he actually did it when his son was born
@23Stork
2 жыл бұрын
I think an MP who lost his seat did it IRL during the 1997 election
@kalaupun
Жыл бұрын
Johnson should have won an Oscar, an Emmy and a Grammy for all this
@tombonneau
Жыл бұрын
Throw in a Tony. EGOT GOAT
@ugoeze7360
Жыл бұрын
No Bafta on that list? 😂
@zapkvr
7 ай бұрын
And a Nobel
@lolizorz
4 жыл бұрын
This show never gets old.I love every second of it
@1funkyflyguy
2 жыл бұрын
Same. One of the best comedy series ever made. Probably in my top 5 of favourite comedy series.
@thelaundryman9287
2 жыл бұрын
@@1funkyflyguy same here
@rockoperajon
Жыл бұрын
Johnson’s delivery on “Stick that up your dojo.” 😂. This guy could read the phone book and make it hilarious.
@nerobruno
5 жыл бұрын
"It's not like I asked her to work in telesales".
@mrneutral8423
Жыл бұрын
Love how Johnson can just 'power through' his Tai Chi.
@Loctorak
Жыл бұрын
"Supposed to take 30 min... i get it knocked over in 10" Great scene 😂
@jjinc24
3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that you can also describe Project Zeus as an "indecent proposal". Brilliant.
@jaycuthbert245
2 жыл бұрын
I adore that in marks panicked state he (for the very first and maybe only time) he completely emasculated Jeff and due to his stressed state he couldn't even enjoy the moment of making Jeff feel tiny when usually it's Jeff emasuclating Mark
@jaycuthbert245
2 жыл бұрын
@@roger8468 I agree with you mate but like a stated previous it was nice seeing Jeff being embarrassed by Mark lol and the shame is also because mark was furious and distracted by project zeus he probably didn't even realise he got one up on Jeff lol he can never win lol
@Woodzo
2 жыл бұрын
the panic in marks face & voice when he realises he has nothing for the pitch is brilliant
@mawaltrees5582
11 ай бұрын
"it's two hours to Kettering... even in a top-of-the-range Beamer" 🤣
@lukess.s
6 жыл бұрын
Hi there, can I come in? Um, no.. Nice room; here, have a drink.
@purehyperbole5727
2 жыл бұрын
"I'll take this to the Citizen's Advice Bureau! How'd ya like them on your ass!" - pure brilliance.
@ahnafkalam
Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see a spin off series of Johnson’s mentoring and community work
@ezeqeel8352
3 жыл бұрын
5:14 That fucking smug smile. Well played, Johnson. Well played.
@FountainOfYoot
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a full on Disney villain
@brucekilby9957
3 жыл бұрын
Johnson is a true low life with money,so he gets whatever he wants including Beautiful Big Suze. Lucky Bastard. 🙂🍹
@angushulme7074
5 ай бұрын
@@FountainOfYoot in the decadent silk dressing gown just completes the perfection of the shot!
@MissysDomain
4 жыл бұрын
"No Suze, Look I'm sorry, I love you I love you, I just got this big overdraft and I take it all back!" haha what a shit Jez is
@micahclawrence
2 жыл бұрын
I watched Johnson for years on Peep before I recalled he was DiCaprio’s friend in The Beach
@TrevorParsnips
2 жыл бұрын
Oh baby!
@TheRedhenProductions
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I never realised, the shredded guy who loves cricket
@micahclawrence
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRedhenProductions and instantly likeable as always
@laurenconrad1799
2 жыл бұрын
Who’s more morally corrupt? Johnson for proposing the idea without an ounce of conscious and no notion that this proposal is appalling, or Jeremy for agreeing to it despite the fact that he has a conscious and knows what he’s doing is wrong?
@eduardo_moya
2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy, definetly
@curranfrank2854
2 жыл бұрын
I think Suze ending up with Johnson kinda means Jeremy's worse here. I don't think he even planned to give her half the money if she agreed lol
@zapkvr
2 жыл бұрын
Conscience and conscious are two different words. Dumbass
@GizmoMaltese
Жыл бұрын
Jez for trying to pimp out his girlfriend. Johnson is just being a John. Jez is being a pimp. Pimps are worse than Johns.
@cmfrtblynmb02
Жыл бұрын
Jeremy. For all we know Johnson put him this position knowing he will lose Big Suse, and he will land her.
@khwaac
4 жыл бұрын
How did Jeremy ever think that Suze would want to hear that?
@esquilax5563
4 жыл бұрын
Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride... there's a new climate
@khwaac
4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Marlowe she wants chadrone aka Johnson.
@khwaac
4 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Marlowe Chad is looks based not behaviour.
@jaycuthbert245
2 жыл бұрын
He's also a fool to allow big suze to experiment with Johnson after all we all know the saying once you go black you never go back lol I guess jez heared money and then every other rational thought went out the window lol
@Islandkid679
2 жыл бұрын
The man is barely altogether there...the bigger shock is how he managed to land Big Suze in the first place
@arianj2863
4 жыл бұрын
project zeus and project suze wow
@MGG__25
2 жыл бұрын
“Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, there’s a man with a tube up his nose”
@thelaundryman9287
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a better black man than he is". I'm black amd laughed for damn near half an hour after he said that
@RaferJeffersonIII
2 жыл бұрын
My mate is black and I asked him to go on a camping trip with me. He said “man that’s such a white people thing to say” Hope you relate, I thought everyone liked camping!
@thelaundryman9287
2 жыл бұрын
@@RaferJeffersonIII looool in a funny way yes. When I was young I went camping with school and loved it. And funny this topic came up, I just got back from a camping trip in Wales a few months ago. And it was awesome, I go to the army in June and gonna have alot more opportunities like camping there lol. But what's funnier is that whenever I say I'm going camping or for a run, or army related stuff. I'm called white among black associates 🤣🤣🤣. But yeah, our hobby is not for everyone it seems 😭🤣🤣🤣 I dunno why more people don't like camping
@RaferJeffersonIII
2 жыл бұрын
@@thelaundryman9287 thank you for the service mate 🇬🇧 I’m in a mixed race marriage and we laugh all the time about the differences. I dream of a day when we all can lighten up and enjoy our little diversities, because the differences are funny AF.
@thelaundryman9287
2 жыл бұрын
@@RaferJeffersonIII thank you and your more than welcome 💪🏽🇬🇧😁. Oh yeah, I got a mixed bag of friends from different cultures and I can relate. The cultural differences are hillarious. And yeah me too. So much friction in the world for no reason. But aye.. I like to say no matter how random or insignificant something is, it's enough for humans to fight over.
@peterwest4965
Жыл бұрын
I'm black too and kind of see his point loooool
@SP-cp3qu
2 жыл бұрын
the actor who does Johnson is so funny
@johnyossarian9059
Жыл бұрын
"Here I go; palms dry, mouth dry, inter-buttock area moist..."
@robespie2517
2 жыл бұрын
First episode of Peep Show I ever watched. After the seen where he lost the plot with Gerrard I was in love with the programme.
@3zObafouzr
2 жыл бұрын
I think jeff was onto something with his amalgamation plan. I'd go a step further, why not add another department into the mix ? Say, Quality Assurance ? To be clear I'm suggesting we integrate 4 departments into one.
@matthewtolson7465
2 жыл бұрын
Did a similar thing but with quality, improvement, planning, sales and marketing. Called it QIPSAM. Still got the mug from project initiation.
@3zObafouzr
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtolson7465 4 departments Matthew ? 4 ! That's insane.
@matthewtolson7465
2 жыл бұрын
If you think that's insane, we birthed an idea around managing scope creep as part of BAU activity to reduce overhead. It was beautiful.
@martinlaird4738
2 жыл бұрын
I like your right hand side bitewing, no obvious caries and good bone levels
@tubopezzato
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes. Just perfect.
@umangu
2 жыл бұрын
Big Suze is so proper, it came as no surprise that she’s a distant royal
@zapkvr
2 жыл бұрын
only by marriage
@PeterT-i1w
Ай бұрын
She is a Jew
@TheCormTube
2 жыл бұрын
I love how it quickly goes from Suze storming out to "tube up his nose...."
@williamwestmoreland4069
2 жыл бұрын
I love Johnson's shit-eating grin as he goes upstairs lol
@bbrs925
2 жыл бұрын
The way Johnson says ‘ass’ is 👌🏽
@martindesdichado419
3 жыл бұрын
How can anyone make big Suze sad and nearly crying. Such a meanie...
@mark9294
Ай бұрын
Excuse me ?
@anaccount8474
3 ай бұрын
The line 'it certainly is an indecent proposal' is great writing. It goes from meaning morally indecent to financially indecent.
@jaycuthbert245
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'd honestly love to know where Johnson came up with the specific price of £530 Lol I'd love to know his reasoning and what made him arrive at such a figure haha
@Rodiraskal
2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure pivot tables were involved.
@Support-your-local-team
2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious writing to make it £530. It's actually more disrespectful than making it £500, like the extra £30 would be what makes the difference to Jez.
@tindekappa9047
2 жыл бұрын
I interpreted it as this is the exact amount of cash he had in his wallet, I mean when he gives him the money he literally pulls every bill out, doesn't count it and says ''here, 530 pounds'' Seems pretty clear cut to me. He obviously uses his card 90% of the time so he would have the exact same amount of cash days on end.
@artseosamhogriobhta
Жыл бұрын
It sounds right
@Badrobot1500
Жыл бұрын
How did Jez come up with £300 for a fingering?
@XAVR_
Жыл бұрын
8:13 excellent foreshadowing of when he runs away from the birth of his child and goes to KFC to order a bargain bucket.
@tubestick00
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a better black man than he is.... And she responds " that sounds almost" Now that was subtle
@k-leb4671
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@Rodiraskal
2 жыл бұрын
@@k-leb4671 C’mon dude
@wololo3781
3 жыл бұрын
530 pounds ? i'm gonna be a millionaire !
@condor237
Жыл бұрын
I love how Suze ends up sleeping with Johnson for free
@ianjones3568
Жыл бұрын
Stomach levels, bullshit wanker is probably the most unique but highly effective insult.
@walkingnote1090
2 жыл бұрын
Best show ever
@bassred7065
2 жыл бұрын
What show is this
@walkingnote1090
2 жыл бұрын
@@bassred7065 Peep Show
@Mike-hq2yb
Жыл бұрын
Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, he's a man with a tube up his nose.... haha, I died.
@blehbleheh
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jez never thought he could have asked for like 5,000 quid.
@stevenrussell9501
2 жыл бұрын
I'll take this to the citizens advice bureau
@americopedroni6837
2 жыл бұрын
The only time Mark is tough is standing up to..... kids
@legendkiller8170
2 жыл бұрын
No apology required 🤣
@jaycuthbert245
Жыл бұрын
"..I LOVE YOU..I LOVE YOU..I just have this big overdraft and..."
@pepe6666
3 жыл бұрын
jez should have said that johnson wanted to pay for her, and said that its cos johnson is insecure. thats how he should have played it.
@bouse23
Жыл бұрын
To be fair to Johnson big suze was gorgeous and was really nice too. And so well spoken.
@mlombardo9
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jeff is laughing at Johnson's speech.
@edfur8196
2 жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake of Jezs life, cost him Big Suze who was way out of his league and tbh an absolute sweetheart. I always look on this show as an examination of how being a shit person will eventually lead to your life being shitty. It makes me sad as there is a lot l like about Mark and Jez but they are just such awful ppl. I hope if they do make a sequel we see that they've realised the error if their ways and ended up happy instead of being the miserable gits they were throughout the show, settled with women they love and content in their lives.
@h.j7469
Жыл бұрын
I hated series 9 tbh, like they burnt everything
@mark9294
Жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, Johnson is a “shit” person (when we talk character) and he is quite successful
@edfur8196
Жыл бұрын
@mark9294 We don't know what's going on in his head unlike Jez and Mark so we can't really judge his moral compass to the same extent. Pretty much all the main characters are terrible people imo.
@DuderinoDeux
Жыл бұрын
Happy for a time maybe but absolutely will end up back together even in middle age with any left dreams smashed. It's probably what they ultimately both want
@cmfrtblynmb02
11 ай бұрын
@@mark9294he fucks up later in the show. Big Suze gets tired of him
@ClemsContent
2 жыл бұрын
That's the thing with Jeff. As much of a dick as he can be in his personal life, he was the one actually trying the hardest to help Mark with Project Zeus, before Mark was completely dismissive of his contributions. Even after that, Jeff was still entirely up for celebrating Mark's success when he was lying about how well it was going. He only drew the line at bailing Mark out when he hadn't done any work of his own.
@Chilavertish
2 жыл бұрын
Don't stand up for Jeff, you stomach levels bullshit wnkr
@rockoperajon
Жыл бұрын
I can’t remember when, but I heard that the actor who plays Jeff said in an interview or a behind the scenes feature that Jeff doesn’t really dislike Mark, he just thinks Mark is far too uptight and probably would get along with him if he could just loosen up.
@scott19087
4 жыл бұрын
Just 500?jesus dude 😂
@IamJacksColon4
2 жыл бұрын
This Johnson guy reminds me a lot of the boss in Life and Times of Tim
@spencerraney4979
Жыл бұрын
When Johnson offers the £530, Jez should have thought something along the lines of “God, how did he know?”. Also, how much charisma does Alan Johnson have if he gets Big Suz to leave Jez in outrage for being nearly pimped out, only for her to sleep with him after he tried to pay for her sexual favors secondhand, then become his girlfriend, and finally go to a strip club with him.
@mrneutral8423
Жыл бұрын
"IT certainly IS an indecent proposal!"
@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
2 жыл бұрын
"soo how's Project Zeus coming along?" "[Oh shit!] Oh it's it's er, it's going really well actually, I think I've cracked it, Alan!" LOL Mark cracks me up when he contradicts himself.
@vishy
2 жыл бұрын
3:04 poor girl's a human being ... how could he
@9killerqueen
4 жыл бұрын
Where is the humanity?
@mrblaoblao6981
3 жыл бұрын
Pimp me out, pimp my ride...
@tomdickson3027
2 жыл бұрын
Not every window, underrated line
@Philosoph-ali
Жыл бұрын
I don’t like listening to them, but I do like some of those thingsssssss, they doooooo.
@K4inan
2 жыл бұрын
0:10 Geralt of Rivia
@493HZ
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@meatwoodflacmedia
5 ай бұрын
"Hes an alpha male Jeremy" kills me every time
@soundseeker63
Жыл бұрын
Big Suze's line at 5:08..... OUCH! (but probably correct) 😆
@Jimbob7595
Жыл бұрын
I love the way Johnson says "ass"
@chanperth
Жыл бұрын
my fav ever johnson seen is when is powers through his tai chi lol
@ThomasPowellNZ
Жыл бұрын
Jez has a Trace Elliot bass amp head in his room, very British.
@tongandeathgrip901
5 жыл бұрын
This is fucken great!!!
@invisibleman4827
Жыл бұрын
Paterson Joseph - the guy who plays Johnson - was pretty creeped out by this sequence
@Zillennial-g9k
2 жыл бұрын
Bald dude funny asf
@joshuawhittaker1197
2 жыл бұрын
Jeff's face when Alan says fk each other
@ryanward8122
Жыл бұрын
The hole it takes me 10 gets me every time
@richsan4923
Жыл бұрын
I'm inaugurating project Neptune shortly
@aperson7584
Жыл бұрын
Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... IDEA ZEUUWWWNNN
@fleadoggreen9062
5 ай бұрын
This is good ! What is this I’ve been making indecent prop jokes all night so I looked it up
@DuderinoDeux
Жыл бұрын
Can definitely see Fawlty ( in a modern corporate sense of course )in Mark there, EUREKA!
@Henry-kz4gn
3 жыл бұрын
her being a human being while technically correct also at the same time feels like a bit of a stretch
@darkstarr2321
Жыл бұрын
I loved Johnson!
@monolith94
8 күн бұрын
I’m a human being Jeremy!
@mickeymouse3933
2 жыл бұрын
This has to be Jez’s worst idea in the series 🤣
@TheIrishny
Жыл бұрын
Smoking a number and fighting negative stereotypes....
@cmfrtblynmb02
11 ай бұрын
He didn't even pay for her lol
@MarkCorrigan.
7 ай бұрын
Thought I think s4 is the best season (perfect finale, likeable episodes, well rounded) I always found this episode to be a top ranking black beauty Alpha (no pun intended, stick that up your Comedy Central 🗣️)
@mccarthy5825
2 жыл бұрын
Sophie Winkleman... Well Windsor, now related to the Queen... She's just 👌... Especially in 'Love, Live Long' 😉
@Loublud
Жыл бұрын
Certainly is an indecent proposal...
@rhr98
2 ай бұрын
suze won't talk to Jeremy for asking her about the offer but gets with the man that made the offer ?
@petelarosa282
2 жыл бұрын
JESUS loves you and died for you 💔😢🙏.
@MazBringsby
2 жыл бұрын
God bless you Pete, in Jesus's name
@jaket1858
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus didn't have tv or social media back in the day.
@Badrobot1500
Жыл бұрын
But then he came back to life sooooo.........did he really die for us?
@Rose_19911
7 ай бұрын
god… that black man speech sent me… I forgot how funny that scene is “i’m a better black person than he is”
@danielmurphy639
Жыл бұрын
Johnson is my hero
@A-small-amount-of-peas
Жыл бұрын
So weird that Big Suze is part of the Royal Family now
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