The most dangerous plants are those your mom tells you to water while your parents are away and you don't know how often or how much.
@InMaTeofDeath
7 жыл бұрын
"All plants want is to be left alone" Followed by a picture of a plant eating another life form, nice one.
@tinaartzer4516
7 жыл бұрын
InMaTeofDeath no they want to be leef-t alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😧😥😥😊😊😊
@__prometheus__
7 жыл бұрын
InMaTeofDeath tell that to the vegans.
@Eysc
7 жыл бұрын
i always try to kill weed by smoking it but damn that defense mechanism.
@MrMightymist
7 жыл бұрын
So that means we've been smelling flower farts all these time and calling it fragrance?
@seatbelttruck
7 жыл бұрын
No. We've been smelling plants' desperate calls for help and/or sex and calling it fragrance.
@Nawor1996
7 жыл бұрын
5 seconds have never made me want unsubscribe so much
@200odd300
7 жыл бұрын
If you get offended by a fart sound, you need help.
@MochYee
7 жыл бұрын
Was that a joke, or...?
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
7 жыл бұрын
I think the most dangerous plant is the lemon tree I have in the backyard. It's been looking at me sideways lately, I think it's up to something. or could just that the wind bent the tree but I'm not taking any chances 😐
@beamer179
7 жыл бұрын
Jose Ramirez plz it's obviously a orange tree I keep thinking of annoying orange so I go up to thee tree and I attack until my neighbor comes out and smacks me for being stupid
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
7 жыл бұрын
beamer ha ha ha I think your neighbor is working with the orange tree !
@gutspraygore
7 жыл бұрын
"all plants really want is to be left alone" except for grass. grass just wants attention.
@Master_Therion
7 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous plant in my opinion? The coal power plant.
@chrisgalleronarchlunulata9897
7 жыл бұрын
well played :)
@ditoo2002
7 жыл бұрын
Chris Galleron Archlunulata you mean well said
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Master Therion I'm impressed
@warmon6
7 жыл бұрын
Master Therion needs more like!
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
7 жыл бұрын
Master Therion nice
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
That intro was a piece of fart
@ranaabdullahkhalid7541
7 жыл бұрын
YOU SEE THIS COMMENT, THIS COMMENT IS PUN. LIKE THIS COMMENT.
@JoseRamirez-yh2ll
7 жыл бұрын
Doggo the Great that intro was a piece of you
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Jose Ramirez I'll take that as a compliment!
@Master_Therion
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was very artsy fartsy.
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Master Therion You beat me on this vid appearantly :D
@billashe2108
7 жыл бұрын
That fart did not come out alone...
@crateer
7 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous plant in my opinion? The nuclear power plant.
@lotsabadluck
7 жыл бұрын
"Hard, sharp protruding parts." My dirty mind in the gutter is saying "Wink!"
@ethanwagner6418
7 жыл бұрын
Okay so imagine if humans used natural chemical defenses to protect themselves. If someone finds them self in danger, they'll spontaneously fart, and when other people smell it, they too would fart spontaneously xD
@grechiadri
7 жыл бұрын
One day, I'll make my own DNews with only Trace and Emily
@AKADEMIKparty
7 жыл бұрын
and that hot, geeky redhead, whose name is absolutely oblivious to me
@massimookissed1023
7 жыл бұрын
Rafal Przezdziak , The Amy ?
@chasedmuchowsky6257
7 жыл бұрын
Rafal Przezdziak Laci green?
@__prometheus__
7 жыл бұрын
p-star 7 No we don't need that shit.
@BlackieSootfur
7 жыл бұрын
I'm annoyed that i read ingenious as indigenous for more than half the video
@jeremiahsandler
7 жыл бұрын
One plant which is dangerous to other plants is the American Bittersweet (Celastrus scandens). It is a fast growing and woody vine that grows on trees or shrubs and can girdle them to death. I have to concede though, I think certain parts of the plant are medicinal to humans.
@tranl1050
7 жыл бұрын
Roses release compounds such as "rose oxide"... What the hell scientists?
@cyancoyote7366
7 жыл бұрын
So the life of plants is just a tower defense game?
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
cyancoyote more like FLOWER defense
@RhinoXpress
7 жыл бұрын
some plants actually encourage. animals to eat their fruit because the seed doesnt digest in the animals stomach and ends up going out with their stool giving those seeds an advantage in the fertilization process.
@brandonkeffer5752
7 жыл бұрын
I have a chestnut tree in my back yard and over the summer there was a squirrel. This squirrel would take fallen chestnuts, still in their prickly coverings, and would carry them around in his mouth! I never saw it open one up, but it seemed to tackle many of them none the less.
@Thedeathdump
7 жыл бұрын
Wait so their defense is a good smelling scent? Lol
@MOTat18
7 жыл бұрын
If a vegetarian eats a plant that eats meat (small insects and animals), does that make them carnivorous by proxy?
@__prometheus__
7 жыл бұрын
MOTat18 I guess.
@PhatAsPhoebe
7 жыл бұрын
MOTat18 Only if Carnivores who eat "Grass Fed" animals consider themselves to be Shit-Eaters by proxy... 💩 #Fertilizer 😏
@MOTat18
7 жыл бұрын
Why is this reply highlighted? It's the stupid thing ever. Doesn't make sense.
@stevenschleps3747
7 жыл бұрын
Serenity. Tranquility. Peace.
@omarferrer3188
7 жыл бұрын
how in the hell did a plant just decide to say 'smell this, come to me and defend me from this insect and eat him'. ?
@AllanBrunoPetersen
7 жыл бұрын
Don't ignore the ton of plant species that may require being eaten, to reproduce.
@snowbaordguru
7 жыл бұрын
The prickles on a cactus are modified leaves! The thorns on roses are modified leaves! Plants are awesome!!
@jonoxlade9313
6 жыл бұрын
Vegans are like humans dont need meat well a Venus fly trap can live on both stupid retards
@sweetnightmare1191
7 жыл бұрын
what if plants started to defend themselves against humans?
@PhatAsPhoebe
7 жыл бұрын
Erik Trujillo Poison Ivy
@thomashninan3825
2 жыл бұрын
Against vegans you love me don't eat me
@AntonisExplores
7 жыл бұрын
what happened to d news plus?
@Kingofthekop1
3 жыл бұрын
Give plants basic human rights for crying out loud! The year 2021 and we are still not smart enough to realise that plants are intelligent beings with feelings.
@marwanshamsia
7 жыл бұрын
Dat fart is perfect. Textbook
@spacesim942
7 жыл бұрын
What about the touch plant that closes its leafs when touched
@massimookissed1023
7 жыл бұрын
Aphix , mimosa.
@1acroyear1
7 жыл бұрын
Deadliest plant? Maybe Manchineel tree or gimpie gimpie plant. You really need to do a video about these.
@snowbaordguru
7 жыл бұрын
Oak tree saplings produce a hormone which prohibits nearby plants from growing. An evolutionary success story!
@huevos808
7 жыл бұрын
the most dangerous plant in my opinion is... MARIJUANA!
@hobbsgoblin7498
7 жыл бұрын
Trying to remember the name, the uh manchaneel tree I think it is. burn it, you can go blind, lick it you die, eat the Apple like fruit and you die, fall asleep under it especially in the rain and you die.
@ki6eki
7 жыл бұрын
I remember when D News posted stimulating content.
@johnnie135
7 жыл бұрын
1:44. "Lance," was that a dig against Lance Armstrong? I don't get it.
@mrmattrg9225
7 жыл бұрын
leaf me alone i'm sorry
@Master_Therion
7 жыл бұрын
Is that what plants say to insects? How about, "Don't eat me, *lettuce* be friends." ^_^
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Master Therion I root for ya
@regalfork3442
7 жыл бұрын
so you saying the nice scent is a flower fart •-•
@Temeraire519
7 жыл бұрын
What's up with all of these un-skippable ads lately
@premier69
7 жыл бұрын
if plants want to be left alone, then why does weed rock so much?
@milkyman8705
7 жыл бұрын
I think we all one wrist cacti have prickles
@danlewis1871
7 жыл бұрын
Nerium Oleander - the worst plant I can think of
@FRIEDYOGURT-s4c
7 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear the world volite I think of dying light
@TheWerelf
7 жыл бұрын
good thing I'm not wearing Nosulus Rift xD
@maxoutputt
7 жыл бұрын
Same things cells do.. hmmmm? Interesting.
@SockTaters
7 жыл бұрын
Quality fart joke
@Thingamajigs
7 жыл бұрын
surprised nicotine wasn't mentioned
@trevornorton5297
7 жыл бұрын
Where is my seeker daily squad?
@charivnick
7 жыл бұрын
that beard is everything
@bazrazin1
7 жыл бұрын
I've mealy bugs on some of my plants, really want a solution to this.
@massimookissed1023
7 жыл бұрын
bazrazin1 , lacewings, ladybirds, and the "mealy bug destroyer" ~ a type of brown spotless ladybird. (If in Aus, check that they're allowed, wouldn't want them developing a taste for koalas.)
@bazrazin1
7 жыл бұрын
i'm from mumbai-india, last year we had a major mealy bug attack , all the trees besides roads were shredding there barks , also some mango trees in our locality didn't flower at all- so no mangos on them, also lost there barks due to mealy bugs, the govt. sought help from pune from where storms of ladybugs were introduced, whose fav food was the mealy bug, it helped somewhat but they are back again.
@skullfullian237
7 жыл бұрын
Oboi, 10/10 intro
@sham2mar
7 жыл бұрын
Bring back the Dnews podcast
@Daily_Dose_of_Grass
5 жыл бұрын
0:01 - 0:07 uhhh no -_-, Plants are much better and that was nasty even tho it was fake
@pagedouglas16
7 жыл бұрын
the manchineel tree...a plant with no chill.
@richwhitelivesmatterforsureduh
7 жыл бұрын
Most dangerous plant is the whipping willow i whip ma hair back and forth i whip ma hair back and forth~
@DeadlyButSilent
7 жыл бұрын
grass (not certain, just wonder how many people have been taken out by allergies).
@jannekrusing
7 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous plant is the horse.
@Mayaman67
5 жыл бұрын
Not all plants want to be left alone. SOme want their fruit eaten so that they spread their seed. Oooer missus.
@randomdude6499
7 жыл бұрын
Hello
@christianskytte5507
7 жыл бұрын
Do the person talking write the beginning joke? I'm curious
@BT-cz8hw
7 жыл бұрын
Most dangerous plant? no problem with wild mushrooms and berries
@BT-cz8hw
7 жыл бұрын
Beamer wat about wild mushrooms and berries
@n0yn0y
7 жыл бұрын
The military should hire plants to help defend America
@rowewo1049
7 жыл бұрын
The plants that make insects do the battles for them is kinda how our governments starts wars and the people fight it for them #facts
@LeothirNanirhandel
7 жыл бұрын
A dangerous plant? The face plant.
@OfficialTLTYS
7 жыл бұрын
notification squad where u at
@shrimppimp4509
7 жыл бұрын
so what you are saying is that plants make themselves smelly to stay alive sooo do vegetarians are eating living things anyways
@PhatAsPhoebe
7 жыл бұрын
j.r.d.l #Apples 🍎🍏
@canaan5337
7 жыл бұрын
what plants really want is brawndo it has what plants crave
@DeadManRising36
7 жыл бұрын
what about grass?!...
@surealmagic9670
7 жыл бұрын
so plant eater are predictors and calipelers
@connor5025
7 жыл бұрын
i love your beard
@b1merio
7 жыл бұрын
Boo! Fart joke. Also, boo!. No mention of Triffids.
@RishiRajvid
5 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous plant in the world is (castor oil plant)
@adamstone897
7 жыл бұрын
Lead Captain America of Kabbalism.....Anoki Wants More Entertainment
@OTSCasper
7 жыл бұрын
datura or brugmasia iscalled the date rape plant. grows everywhere
@Gothemo95
7 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking manchineel if not baby doll eyes
@cbottube
7 жыл бұрын
The killer tomato
@joeyno137
7 жыл бұрын
damn those vegans killing all those defenseless plants
@thomassynths
7 жыл бұрын
Please SHAVE
@moover123
7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Synths please mind your own business
@thomassynths
7 жыл бұрын
Likewise. Also, too late, as I'm voicing my concern as a consumer.
@Blunderbussy
7 жыл бұрын
are you a consumer of that bearded guy's body?
@temujin7242
7 жыл бұрын
#PlantLivesMatter.
@SamuelHiti
7 жыл бұрын
There is a VOC in some type of tree that smells like semen.
@NemesisDestiny
7 жыл бұрын
Heracleum mantegazzianum
@matthewaurelio8406
7 жыл бұрын
yo last episode his beard was shaved this episode its not but next episode is shaved again
esse cara parece que ta falando em inglês nao entendo nada
@ekscholl
7 жыл бұрын
fart lol
@joshpam23
7 жыл бұрын
Beauteous, toxic plants!
@TheGeckoNinja
7 жыл бұрын
to all you vegetarians, you're all monsters! plants just wanna be left alone and you force them to defend themselves
@PhatAsPhoebe
7 жыл бұрын
TheGeckoNinja #Apples 🍎🍏
@ashlynnundlall
3 жыл бұрын
The issue every vegan tries to avoid.
@davidcampos1463
7 жыл бұрын
My thumb up is 901.
@Vikas.03
7 жыл бұрын
Nuclear power plant most dangerous
@alsamiyasfh4416
7 жыл бұрын
The beard though...
@tesshess
7 жыл бұрын
Most dangerous plant has to be the devils lettuce! I'm the only person still alive in my entire family because everyone smoked weed and DIED. Spread the word and god will grant you three wishes. Jk I think the most dangerous plant is probably the Manchineel tree.
@al3xx3991
7 жыл бұрын
Boo we want trace!
@efrenchen293
7 жыл бұрын
It's not an opinion. It's a manchineel
@elvainiandelara6911
7 жыл бұрын
the most dangerous plant is a nuclear power plant
@cyancoyote7366
7 жыл бұрын
Nuclear power plants are much better than traditional coal plants tho...
@elijahlalgee4142
7 жыл бұрын
cyancoyote Yea you right
@NocturnalCoder
7 жыл бұрын
So what's the point of being vegan then? 😞
@jonathanoxlade4252
7 жыл бұрын
Sure plants don't feel pain but I think hearing yourself being eaten or being cut by a lawnmower sounds like a plants nightmare lol I wonder what the grass goes through as we walk through it lol too be honest it's like trying to torture a guy who can't talk but feels pain anyway but his screams of pain mean nothing to the person he'll back in the old days when peaple used horrible very painful torture devices the guys just scream there life away while the torturer is like smiling and not giving a shit lol
@JohnSmith-wz1ev
7 жыл бұрын
First
@emirbergsland6704
7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh you beat me
@thecommonfool2110
7 жыл бұрын
Wow, youre actually first.
@tf2isagoodgame282
6 жыл бұрын
What's yours reason for not eating meat now vegans???
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