I've literally never seen anyone stand in front of the RuneScape login before
@cacplaysrs4013
4 жыл бұрын
yah agreed :D
@tim9680
4 жыл бұрын
@@ryano5772 you mean offbrand slayermusiq1?
@ricky5369
4 жыл бұрын
i love it, I think it exudes confidence
@jordanclarxon6246
4 жыл бұрын
timimin she’s better than him
@Dedicate2SK8
4 жыл бұрын
Chad type energy
@mthequietbass547
4 жыл бұрын
Using dodgy necklaces on Ardy knights within the Splashworlds CC is the best. Great video as always! Edit: For those new to CCs, you can click the little arrow above the CC world list. Usually the most populated world in there is one with a knight being splashed on.
@alanchung6571
3 жыл бұрын
Ardy knight, one of the richest guys in runescape, even the small pocket has millions of millions of gp
@schmeckiez4540
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much combat exp he would have from b0nking everyone
@affapple3214
4 жыл бұрын
9:10 don't drop those purple fruits. Eat them for run energy, if I'm not wrong, they give 30 run energy
@auntydoll8
4 жыл бұрын
cure poison too if not wrong
@affapple3214
3 жыл бұрын
@@sou007 yeah it is, from what I remember, the xphour is higher
@TheAussieBrickMan
Жыл бұрын
@@sou007 I know I'm late, but for anyone like myself watching this now. Running is faster. About 9 to 15k more from memory. It takes 4 ticks to loot a fruit then for it to be lootable again. Running means you grab a fruit every 3 ticks. It looks the same but it's fractionally faster. This adds up over the whole grind.
@ricky5369
4 жыл бұрын
i hate thieving, I just train it a little bit at a time so that it's slightly higher than runecrafting so I don't waste my tears of guthix on it.
@VivaLaFlaem
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly the Same Thing i do
@mattjones6150
Ай бұрын
I’ve started doing Sorceress's Garden runs, I do 1-2 inventory’s a day with the Autumn sq'irkjuice gets my around 40k xp, the runelite plugin is a must
@VallianceRS
4 жыл бұрын
For a lazy thieving guide you definitely should have covered how to "black screen afk" knights. You don't even need to look at your screen. Set camera angle up. Hover first inventory over where the knight is, turn on collapsing menus with f keys and set resizable with stones at the bottom. Now bind 2 keys to your F key for Inventory, and click. Then just click away and mix in an f key + click + f key. Makes coin pouches do nothing for the afk and makes thieving 10 times easier. Just watch movies or play console games with a wireless keyboard or similar solution. I did it pre coin pouches and just bound spacebar to click.
@Derpingtonshere
4 жыл бұрын
Just a tip, if you are running back and forth at the fruit stalls in kourend you can eat the strange fruit (The purple one) to replenish 30 run energy.
@hinaxsaske
4 жыл бұрын
you could've named this video, rates for thieving ardy knights
@warrenpeace2234
3 жыл бұрын
yeah this video is completely pointless. its not a full thieving guide. and everybody uses this method anyways so its not a "lazy guide" either its just a regular thieving method and one of the most common. just another pointless youtube channel reaching for anything to make useless content about. thumbs down man. if you dont have anything to separate you from other content creators then stop wasting peoples time because this method is in EVERY other guide out there.
@sparkoceanic
4 жыл бұрын
If i could go back in time to 2004 and tell myself something, my teenage self hearing: "you will still be playing this game in 2020" Would be a lot harder to believe than: "...and, you'll still be a virgin" Thanks for the video, it was mint.
@BB-oz8oc
4 жыл бұрын
Bro this was hella depressing go get some pussy and still play runescape
@HieronymousLex
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Bartosh bitches love gp
@danielalcala1044
3 жыл бұрын
:=-I
@briankrebs7534
3 жыл бұрын
Just workout in your room while you grind... Won't fix your addiction, but you might temper it with a new strange addiction ;)
@splashworlds5278
4 жыл бұрын
Very informative and thorough!
@jakedoesnotknow
4 жыл бұрын
Your guides are the ones I needed and I didn't even know it. Thanks bud
@yogotti4789
4 жыл бұрын
Omg thanks for the fruit stall method in Hosidius! Way faster than blackjacking bandits in Pollnivneach since they always hit me and is way more click intensive. Fruit stalls is so much more passive too!
@cacplaysrs4013
4 жыл бұрын
Thieving for myself was really easy skill to train, master farmer is amazing money per hour :)
@brettminter6429
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the guide, time for that pure grind to desert treasure. Cheers brother.
@KAnaclerio
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best guide, now I'm level 85 doing pickpocket to ardy knight. Thx
@a_fatality
4 жыл бұрын
Currently quarantined and my computer's hard drive just died. So this is the perfect skill for mobile! Gotta stay entertained somehow.
@metrosb2593
4 жыл бұрын
Much needed guide!!!? Was. Going for Western Province Hard. Ty!
@OSRS16
4 жыл бұрын
seeing you in the intro was solid!! Absolutely loved it, smart choice my friend!
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I wanted to do something different to make my videos a little more personable and relatable.
@OSRS16
4 жыл бұрын
AsukaYen OSRS, you totally snagged me in that process! I will be coming back and back! Thanks for including Ironman tips, it helps me a lot! :)
@OSRS16
4 жыл бұрын
I’m probably going to do PP though I need the scepters but once I get them I am following this 100% :)
@fredjackson8408
4 жыл бұрын
I remember pyramid plunder being pretty dank. I got to 94 thieving pre EoC in like 2010 i think. I remember it taking me longer to get to the optimal start level for pyramid plunder, thank it took me to get 94. Dont remember why I gave up though tbh.
@jackderaway
4 жыл бұрын
Always makes my Sunday morning. Don’t know what we’re gonna do when you’ve done all the skills.
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Watch more videos that come out every Sunday. 😋
@Devan...
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how people do this to 99. I did it for 20 mins and my hand was getting Arthur's right tit.
@zandiskoul
4 жыл бұрын
Is it the games ultimate way to guide players into a macro program or Jagex's response to botters with a whole skill based on punishingly boring content to get revenge on players who try to cheat? Runecrafting sucked so they added agility was an early sign from them. Take a rewarding skill that is still aweful and take the rewards away...
@varus113
3 жыл бұрын
Pahaha
@13buthead
3 жыл бұрын
i got a foot usb pedal. it works nicely for this. also you can alternate with pyramid plunder.
@staffitup
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I like that
@briankrebs7534
3 жыл бұрын
@@zandiskoul I swear, RuneScape is one giant Turing test and real world gold selling is a grant system for AI research.... It's like they realized "we're gonna be fucked if AGI is anything like normal humans, so why don't we train it with something only the OCDest autists can enjoy?"
@masterbigi1
4 жыл бұрын
fruit stall can actually be half decent gp if you take baskets to hold the fruit.
@DannyMdlG
4 жыл бұрын
that's a good idea, although doing the fruit stall on mobile makes dropping the fruit so easy
@notdeadyet-ty2kf
2 жыл бұрын
if your combat level is above 80 i recommend the fur stall in ardrougne for getting to 55. You should be able to kill the guards that stop you as fast as the fur can respawn, and as long as you rapid click the fur you can steal it even if you're spotted.
@ZombiePorn_
4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: shows pyramid plunder Video: quest until 24, cake stall until 25, fruit stall to 55, the ardy Knights till 99 Scammed again
@gozzilla177
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wanna wee the different methods not just their chosen. This a bad "lazy" guide to because I hate questing cuz I'm goddamn lazy lol
@BurdenofTheMighty
4 жыл бұрын
Now make the “Gold Farmer’s guide to 99”
@XJust2Quick
4 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that autoclicker for ardy knights and why isn't that included in the guide?
@Sean-tj5cu
4 жыл бұрын
Great video as always! Goodluck on maxing!
@Guilherme-kx2dl
4 жыл бұрын
the hosidious fruit stalls have been moved from south zeah, to hosidious city centre
@kyle-qw5yx
4 жыл бұрын
we not gonna talk about how you have your run turned on while theiving the ardy knight?
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
What difference does it make?
@kyle-qw5yx
4 жыл бұрын
@@AsukaYenOSRS when the knight moves positions and messes up everyones afk clicking, that's caused by people thieving with run on.
@HappyDragneels_page
4 жыл бұрын
@@kyle-qw5yx so do it on a splasher world like everyone else
@ericanderson9345
4 жыл бұрын
Yugi Muto happens while it’s being splashed on because people have run on
@Lariat_V
4 жыл бұрын
@@kyle-qw5yx that's not the reason why. It has never been confirmed and it's just one of those fake information things that pass around. The Knight moves due to multiple people failing the pickpocket on the same tick, run energy does not affect this
@sorryididntsub2596
4 жыл бұрын
runelite's configuration entity hider> hide players is a very useful thing he missed
@EphemeralDust
4 жыл бұрын
After extensively testing it, it's slower to do both fruit stalls than it is to do one, plus it requires more clicks and attention. Furthermore, the 40k rate is not possible, you max out at around 32k even with extreme concentration.
@CarolinasFinest54
4 жыл бұрын
I got rocky at 23 thieving mind blown
@samuelmontypython8381
3 жыл бұрын
A little Ironman tip: You only have to trap the dog that patrols the north. The southwest dog won’t be able to see you behind the stall and the dog to the east will spot you, but flinch and run away. Bank everything, especially papaya and pineapples
@christianpederson7744
2 жыл бұрын
Sitting here procrastinating bringing my Thieving Level from 48 to 53 as my last desert treasure requirement… Hate Thieving 😅
@heyiamsung2081
4 жыл бұрын
That Ardy knight might need some therapy after having a bunch of people touching him.
@Ravidist
4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely do summer squirk juice over knights at 65 I wish I would've done that instead. Insanely more afk, and more exp/hr until roughly 73 thieving @ knights assuming dodgey and diary. Honestly 75 thieving is more accurate. Both knight values are assuming perfect pickpocketing. Go learn 1 clicking at Sorc Garden thank me later
@zardon_zane1630
3 жыл бұрын
i love this skill, just take like 5-6 hours to get 55 and with the rogues armour and medium diaries of ardounge you getlots of experience and nice coins while training
@zachypc8887
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother. Idk who tf would dislike this lmao. I hate thieving so fuck yeah
@burninslow
4 жыл бұрын
Great guide man! Keep them coming!
@D.P.MorrisConstruction
4 жыл бұрын
Good guides bud ! keep em coming. Subscribed
@Remmeeee
4 жыл бұрын
to be honest, I do think that pickpocketing the master farmer until 45 is recommended because you could make 1 mil profit along with the exp and only have 10 or 15% less xp/hr
@ThaKillaInstinctHD
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, finally a helpful guide
@supremenoob978
4 жыл бұрын
thanks man, have a safe and happy new years
@HieronymousLex
4 жыл бұрын
I have really bad hand pains so thieving is an absolute nightmare for me. It hurts to train quite a bit. Once I hit 53 for desert treasure I’ll probably stop Thanks for the guide though! I love watching these. Your showcasing of lazy, afk but still efficient methods is perfect for me. I really like how you show various options and also include the total profit and times
@jihadityrone2197
4 жыл бұрын
Hieronymous Lex You can always use your feet!
@gozzilla177
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have pains to.... and I need 75 for fremnik diaries so I can unlock all the lunar spells lol
@DerekRoddy8
Жыл бұрын
bit late but you can change your mouse scroller to act as left click on your mouse. You can then have the mouse on your lap
@themarshmellow410
4 жыл бұрын
just what i needed, thank you :D
@mattpacker4
4 жыл бұрын
Check your shadows caused by your hat, makes you look like you are wearing face paint. Scroll over the playback bar and look at the preview box of your intro and outro
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
I'm still working on getting a full set up. :( I only have a couple of lights that I can use at the moment that I've positioned as best I could.
@RickRokner
4 жыл бұрын
Damn, rewatching some of the guides. How did I miss you repping the MD gear everywhere. Lol keep up the great guides, appreciate the work you put in for us (and being in MD is a cool bonus!)
@RickRokner
4 жыл бұрын
Also @ 8:45, its faster to stay at 1 fuit stall. When you're running to the next stall, the first stall respawns before you get to the next, meaning staying st the first stall and stealing from it is faster than switch stalls every theft. Essentially when the first stall respawns, you are wasting 1 game tick getting to the 2nd stall before you can steal from it, when there are no ticks wasted standing at the same stall (and no run energy is used).
@BonestormOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man I really didn’t wanna to back to master farmers
@DoomsDayOff
4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand why you ran back and forth between fruit stalls. The fruit respawns before you can loot the other side meaning its slower and less afk to do it that way.
@weirdo666666
4 жыл бұрын
You can only steal from the same stall once every 5 ticks, however you can run across and steal from the other stall in only 4 game ticks. If you're playing tick perfectly, you'll get 25% more exp/hour running back and forth.
@xTenzSlays
4 жыл бұрын
amazing guide! subbed
@austinhall3937
4 жыл бұрын
Running between the fruit stalls eat the strange fruit and papaya for run energy
@burdengaming4491
4 жыл бұрын
your hats are sick
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I collect them.
@wurtling459
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this man
@autistusmaximus8040
4 жыл бұрын
LAZY players guide to 99 THIEVING: Click the same spot 1000000 billion times GZ on 99!
@jackderaway
4 жыл бұрын
Gloves of silence??? Whatttt??? Edit: ahhhh the cloak cancels out. That’s why I haven’t heard of them
@Beit_sitti
4 жыл бұрын
jackderaway duh
@futanarimouto
Жыл бұрын
I switched to one tap sorcerers garden and it's lower intensity than ardy knights while also being faster. ardy knights are good for watching shows or something. Sor garden for playing multiple amounts at a time
@Phnxkon
4 жыл бұрын
My brain cant handle mindlessly clicking on a knight. Rather just do PP so I can actively do something.
@ianh1504
4 жыл бұрын
Watch a video or something while you mindlessly click the knight
@xxDeath99Starxx
4 жыл бұрын
same man even with a video its aids. PP is the savor wish there where more ways to train thieving rather than mindlessly spamming.
@gozzilla177
3 жыл бұрын
What I really need is a guide to diaries. Iv noticed they have "required skill lvls" then "required quests" but the skill levels only take into account the diary tasks not the quests then after I grind all my levels to do tasks all at once I find there is a quest that is like pssssh you need more cooking levels idiot! Then I have to stop that and go lvl again lol
@TS-jd9qs
4 жыл бұрын
Fruit Stall tip - Eat the strange fruit you steal to restore your stamina!
@froglin
4 жыл бұрын
Ardy knight the skill. Ardy knight rates per hour the video
@rickykerr3468
4 жыл бұрын
zulu has the best loot tab ive seen
@dragonslayerscooterkid
4 жыл бұрын
we gunna pretend like this man isnt showing himself auto clicking the knight lmfao
@hydran0918
4 жыл бұрын
thx used this guide and got thieving pet at level 47 at fruit stalls
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Gratz!
@caylegeiser3896
Жыл бұрын
How did you make a video on lazy thieving and not mention one click summer garden?
@samuelmontypython8381
2 жыл бұрын
Got the Rocky pet at 53 thieving from fruit stalls 💯
@range4luv2
Жыл бұрын
my buddy just got it at 48 at the fruit stalls too, where tf u bastards findin this luck at xD. gz tho!
@croc1608
4 жыл бұрын
Is this why I keep seeing ppl running back and forth by the fruit stalls. If you cant make it to the other side before the other one respawns your loosing xp/h 8:48
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
by using both stalls you can get 40-42k/hr. If using just one it's 33-34k. Once you get into a rhythm you're set for max xp/hr
@calummcleod9791
4 жыл бұрын
@@AsukaYenOSRS but the stall you pick from spawns before you make it to the other side so its literally pointless to run between stalls
@imover9999
3 жыл бұрын
@@calummcleod9791 I believe it's 1 tick faster. I can't explain it, but when you get the rhythm down it feels faster. I did this just earlier. I was on one stall for a few hours then switched to doing two and noticed it was quicker.
@vnoovekv3702
3 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or whenever I see them pick pocket, there eyes are turning red?
@ElDonGato69
4 жыл бұрын
Ardoin
@hepotitus
4 жыл бұрын
Don't alternate stalls when stealing fruit from Hosidius. You can see in the video that the first stall has already respawned before you've reached the other side. It will cost you xp and requires more concentration.
@Derpingtonshere
4 жыл бұрын
I've tested both methods and running back and forth gets you more xp an hour... I think it's because of ticks.
@andrewgallina9157
4 жыл бұрын
You have quality guides, however they are very drawn out and could be shortened alot.
@elilucas3361
4 жыл бұрын
Watching you run back and forth between those fruit stalls hurt me. If the one you just picked is respawning at the same time you get to the next one then you would be getting the same amount or more xp by just standing in front of one and waiting for it to respawn 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@zachbunch8701
4 жыл бұрын
I've seen so many people do this and get pissed when I "crash" them like lol. They respawn roughly every 3.4 seconds
@weirdo666666
4 жыл бұрын
Running between the stalls is faster because the game limits the rate that you can steal from any one stall to once every 5 ticks, but you can run across and steal from the other stall in 4 ticks. If you're running tick perfectly you'll see roughly 25% more exp/hour.
@lemonsuckerYT
2 жыл бұрын
its been tested and despite how it looks its faster to steal from both.. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ refer to STIIWIS's comment
@BluesBarman
3 жыл бұрын
this is my first time here and i love your content , this is really helpful, i'm from Venezuela, and i really thanks this guide, please!! dont report me! XD :(
@sumyoonguy1197
Жыл бұрын
my settings menu does NOT look like yours x.x
@vicgisgand
3 жыл бұрын
what about the ham outfit?
@Stronghold117
4 жыл бұрын
I actually found for fruit stalls its faster to camp one stall and eat anything edible between ticks only dropping the inv when near full of inedibles you save alot of time dropping
@ImKurtzy
3 жыл бұрын
the ardy cloak 2 i only for stalls? so its not pickpocketing npc's
@duck5336
4 жыл бұрын
They’re doing that poor knight so dirty lol.
@strongside4565
4 жыл бұрын
Did you come across that loot tab on the 2007runescape sub? Some guy had a 60k Rune Dragons tab that would fit right in.
@Goodborni
4 жыл бұрын
Wait so.. I don't need to wear ARdoudgne Cloak or the gloves, I can wear whatever and I get the bonus? I got Ardougne Hard Diaries done,
@xxwar0xx
3 жыл бұрын
hey! how do you drop your fruits so fast? which plugin is that?
@soultaker955
4 жыл бұрын
for the fruit stalls, why exactly are you running back and forth? it's not faster lol you are actually spending more time, the fruit stall refills faster than you can run to other side therefore it's not better to run it's more efficient to just click on one stall. i tested this out.
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
It actually is. If you stan in one spot, there is a 1 tick delay when you steal. If you run back and forth, you avoid this.
@soultaker955
4 жыл бұрын
AsukaYen OSRS il take another look when i get back on, but i did not really notice the delay. For me the stall respawns when i am half a step away from other stall and i found it faster to just stick one stall so not sure either way it’s pretty damn close but il keep an eye out for that delay you mentioned because you may be right.
@putamadre76
3 жыл бұрын
My own personal guide: Get 49 thieving by following the methods in the video. Get lvl 64 by stealing artefacts in piscaluris. Really easy, really fast. Loot stone chests in lizardman temple for good drops, medium clues and xeric talisman. 60k exp/hour if you're doing mediums as soon as you get them. You can do this till 99 or switch to master farmers at lvl 94 with hard ardougne diary done.
@Harry-dh2pm
4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the impact of not having the Ardy cloak level 2? Is it just a 10% penalty?
@mikhaelvallee6237
4 жыл бұрын
Is the mini game at level 49 stealing artefacts a good option ? I heard it's 150K/hour xp
@stevenh6422
4 жыл бұрын
You from Bmore?
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Bout 2 hours or so south
@stevenh6422
4 жыл бұрын
@@AsukaYenOSRS ah gotcha . Didn't know if you were down to get a beer or some hot chicken from wet city if you were in the city lol
@Rekn4Life
4 жыл бұрын
woah what the?... the scroll bar is named and plated!?!?
@sylvie9704
4 жыл бұрын
Now are the rates from 55 to 70 with the ardy medium diary done?
@Vickyvale
4 жыл бұрын
can i train 25-55 thieving on 1 def pure at hosidius house?
@jakealexander4481
4 жыл бұрын
Go Ravens!
@noone4272
3 жыл бұрын
“You’re trying to be lazy” 🤣🤣 isn’t that the truth.
@darkaliebaba99
4 жыл бұрын
Mate, the whole problem is people having their run on, and what do you show people: to pickpocket the knight with their run on. Please edith that part of the vid. Thats the whole reason the splashworlds get messed up.
@Alecto44811
4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to play RuneScape again, but i'm not playing RS3 and i'm not levelling all my skills again in OSRS. :(
@TheFirstdragonslayer
3 жыл бұрын
i'll sell u an account in exchange for 1 year free to your girls onlyfans
@Minneolaos
Жыл бұрын
Paladins not worth it ?
@mitchellchristian1
4 жыл бұрын
Random question , will you be creating these guides for F2P accounts?? Curious to see those methods and the drastic time difference.
@peternoname721
4 жыл бұрын
f2p thieving doesnt exist tho....
@bnb2407
4 жыл бұрын
Orioles fan? That's a rough life, man,
@AsukaYenOSRS
4 жыл бұрын
you're not wrong.
@MarshmallowBear
4 жыл бұрын
I know the feels. but them ravens and the capitals cover it.
@bastienclarke1810
4 жыл бұрын
Woohoo!
@mustafakilic8693
3 жыл бұрын
lets be honest nobody gets 250k pr hour at 95 u need to be tick perfect. could be more realistic about the rates
@jordanfurtado7331
4 жыл бұрын
This is the complete opposite of lazy js
@Jyxster
4 жыл бұрын
oh shit didnt notice O's hat u from bmore ? thats where i live haha i never knew that!
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