As a professional line cook, when Jerma tried to burn the entire kitchen down with himself still inside, put a dirty sponge in someone's soup, and then regressed to an infantile mental state, I really felt that.
@microprogramming
4 жыл бұрын
Just part of the daily routine
@BradTheAmerican
4 жыл бұрын
Very relatable
@Majima897
3 жыл бұрын
Very VERY relatable.
@-Cetus-
3 жыл бұрын
4/10 not enough alcoholism and depression.
@sci_pain3409
3 жыл бұрын
i really doubt that
@nicholashuizenga2338
4 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that for every psychological phenomenon there’s a Jerma clip that demonstrates it.
@NovvaNeon
4 жыл бұрын
There has to be a compilation for that somewhere
@jack6126
4 жыл бұрын
A case study should be opened on Jerma.
@tigertoxins584
4 жыл бұрын
dont call jerma a psycho, he is a special little boy.
@shooby9496
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I read this comment then of course the next video I watch is "The Great Family guy house flip." First line of the video is "Green means go, red means stop... yellow means... 'IDON'TKNOWWHATTODOSOIGOREALLYFAST'"
@tomthestone1470
3 жыл бұрын
Dementia?
@jackryan2612
4 жыл бұрын
The average human swallows 3 broken bottles in their sleep each year
@dagurndem7844
4 жыл бұрын
Jack Ryan and twelve pounds of cocaine
@nullpoint3346
4 жыл бұрын
Not because they crawl into your mouth either, somebody's been feeding them to you.
@kenetickups6146
3 жыл бұрын
And 8 gamecubes
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
@@kenetickups6146 one V8 Hemi engine
@supersungal2
3 жыл бұрын
But did you account for the anomaly of Broken Bottles Georg?
@sharpiefumes
4 жыл бұрын
“Whats with this fire?” He says, as the streamer readies another propane tank to huck into the open flame
@Kriosaivak
4 жыл бұрын
So *that’s* what was going on at Pasta Italiano.
@Jaroba
4 жыл бұрын
"I need that stuff" Streamer says, knocking over one of the 30 bowls of soup on his kitchen floor
@bobbyisland
4 жыл бұрын
huck
@exorchili7121
3 жыл бұрын
PSYCHOTIC AMNESIAC Las Vegas streamer sets kitchen ON FIRE and PROCEEDS TO FORGET AS HE CHUCKS A PROPANE TANK TO CAUSE ARSON
@freshproduce4048
3 жыл бұрын
as he next grabs his trusty blowtorch out of the microwave
@zenhendershott7907
4 жыл бұрын
21:47 I'm losing it at the idea of a chef throwing a trout so hard that it *ricochets*
@stanley8006
4 жыл бұрын
*ricochefs*
@mellowmelly9258
4 жыл бұрын
gordon ramsay absolutely fucking *chucks* a fish at mach 1 and it bounces like a rubber ball
@papayer
3 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay once slapped a filet of tuna into oblivion.
@mosaic6225
3 жыл бұрын
absolutely losing it at how the trout bounces off the walls multiple times and disappears
@theegg5550
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve wasted two perfectly good soups!” He says, picking them up off the floor after two weeks
@Katia_Managan
4 жыл бұрын
10:46 The mental image of a chef being thrown out of an open fire by an explosion then, without batting an eye, grabbing and twirling a lit blow torch from a running microwave came closer than anything else this month to breaking my sides.
@mellowmelly9258
4 жыл бұрын
i didnt think it was so funny when i first saw it but now im picturing it in my head and i cant breathe
@Tinr2d2
Жыл бұрын
@@_zigger_ 🤨
@Mailboxloser
4 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to deep-fry a propane tank. Thats perfectly safe.” -looks at the microwave filled with metal
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
bullets in frying pan
@pormpfspimperton6804
3 жыл бұрын
some microwaves can handle metal
@RadicalEdward85
3 жыл бұрын
"what's with this fire?"
@PauloHernandezXD
3 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@Winchent
4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking of the Waiter just walking in on this scene - several plates of soup on the floor, pork chops and salmon sitting cooked on the shelf, sponges in the soup served in the washing up bucket, the kitchen's a mess, half of it's on fire, broken plates and knives strewn across the counters, a blow torch and an undercooked trout in the microwave, as Jerma, speaking like a four year old, is just chopping up potatoes into thin slices and chucking them onto a plate with glass shards, whilst occasionally throwing a chicken breast out the window, all the while psychotic music is playing and the cooking timer is just constantly blaring out.
@whoot813
4 жыл бұрын
A comedy from one perspective, a tragedy from another lol.
@megagrips6470
2 жыл бұрын
he starts trying to calm jerma down, at which point mister elbertson goes "oeugrrhia" and hurls a trout at him.
@tamagotchi7989
2 жыл бұрын
it’s like that scene from alice in wonderland with the cook
@pluginmao4604
4 жыл бұрын
This is the summary of someone's career as a chef. Start of trying to be careful, then just cook soup in advance and microwave fish, then a nervous breakdown and a burned down restaurant
@yosushy1
4 жыл бұрын
I wheezed at fucking "microwaving fish"
@OryxTheMadGod3
3 жыл бұрын
kitchen nightmares
@no.1raisinbranenjoyer819
4 жыл бұрын
the fact that he really pre made tomato soup and just had bowls of it on the floor is KILLING ME
@broccolycowboy3016
3 жыл бұрын
tbh I did that when I played the too. I didn't like making the tomato soup so I made it in bulk and but it on the back counters lol
@uselessaccount9929
4 жыл бұрын
i like how he went from making soup to blowing up the whole kitchen by cooking and deepfrying gas canisters in 10 minutes.
@constructionbootgazer
4 жыл бұрын
useless account Making food to exact recipes, to trying to blow up and set everything on fire, to running a business using day old floor soups. Truly a downward spiral.
@studhouser6969
4 жыл бұрын
This stream was like 8 hours long so it's a lot more gradual than that
@jasonm.2954
4 жыл бұрын
a rocky start, but it wasn't long until Jeremy had a floor soup setup that rivalled the pros
@vincegreen8005
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is the funniest thing in the world
@lucymcelhone4332
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@takashinakamura2624
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma really lost his mind when he started roleplaying as a child.
@mdr33crash
4 жыл бұрын
roleplaying?
@gtfafm1036
4 жыл бұрын
for like 30 minutes too lmfao
@JacobKinsley
4 жыл бұрын
Freud would have a field day analysing that footage
@Blattella
4 жыл бұрын
JACOB
@BradTheAmerican
4 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley To bad Freud was a hack. And I know this because I read only a fraction about him on the wikipedia and various other sources about his ideas of people being attracted to their parents. So I guess you could say I'm an expert on such matters.
@R4B1DUN1c0RN
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like floor soups back on the menu boys!
@solharv7817
4 жыл бұрын
Wot about der floors, Master Bruce?
@Biggreg0417
4 жыл бұрын
@@solharv7817 dey don't need those
@tigertoxins584
4 жыл бұрын
oh, that looks good
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
@@tigertoxins584 eat floor panel
@livein101112
3 жыл бұрын
how much soup is soup? 🤔
@felsics9441
4 жыл бұрын
Obsessed with how you can hear when he realized that fast food rant was lining up with the music and started leaning into it
@bibbitibob
4 жыл бұрын
Remember: If your propane tank blows up in the oven, it's because you didn't season it.
@marcello4553
4 жыл бұрын
Why I season my oven, not my propane tank
@WakkaMadeInYevon
4 жыл бұрын
I season the propane inside the tank. Makes it more zesty.
@Dorelaxen
4 жыл бұрын
Boy I tell ya whut.
@highyena4341
4 жыл бұрын
Heh, yeah...
@2bagel_882
4 жыл бұрын
*Remember: If your oven blows up in the propane tank, it’s because you didn’t season it.
@squillen
4 жыл бұрын
did an actual spittake when he started trying to melt his eyes while the room burned to all sides
@GataZGinkgo
4 жыл бұрын
Local chef regresses to 5 year old cognitive level in front of an audience of thousands in attempt to resolve childhood trauma
@tobubiify
4 жыл бұрын
16:00 makes me laugh for straight 2 minutes i imagine the waiter, question nothing, and just bring empty plate to the customer like a fucking maniac and then the customer be like "hm where's the fish tho?" and then just straight up lick the fucking plate clean like a dog "hmm if only the fish is here, the taste would be great"
@Baratako0
4 жыл бұрын
Police are investigating the whereabouts of a chef that goes by the pseudonym of "Jerma" who left the restaurant in a hurry through the restaurant's window. It's said that the young cook somehow jumped out from the balcony onto oncoming traffic below. How he managed to pull this off without injuring himself remains a mystery and baffles even the most seasoned investigator. He is currently wanted for purposely food poisoning customers. Once police investigators arrived at the kitchen, they noticed multiple plates on the floor - presumably to be used for later consumption by ordering customer - multiple broken shards, neglected tools and various liquid spewing across the floor makes the kitchen an obvious safety hazard. The unsanitary conditions prompted the authorities to be called by the restaurant's manager. The cook is also reported to have in possession a kitchen knife, and is considered to be dangerous. More at 11.
@SweetDeArT
4 жыл бұрын
is this an scp article?
@nullpoint3346
4 жыл бұрын
@Ostrich160 Better than a bland one.
@aurumjuice8843
3 жыл бұрын
@@SweetDeArT this is how they found [REDACTED]
@aurumjuice8843
3 жыл бұрын
@@SweetDeArT this is how they found [REDACTED]
@themigtyboosh
4 жыл бұрын
This was such a legendary stream.
@Guts_Brando
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the usual jerma stream
@connorbanepoop
4 жыл бұрын
Gattsu Brando Im sorry I didn’t mean that.
@marsthemisnomer
4 жыл бұрын
i thought you said "This guy was such a legendary streamer", jerma retired after this stream heh
@geniuskhan2520
3 жыл бұрын
Which one was it?
@notyou6674
4 жыл бұрын
"how much soup is soup?" - jeyerma
@patata6868
4 жыл бұрын
Truly the Aristotle of our times
@Kriosaivak
4 жыл бұрын
Patata Socrates. Plato. Aristotle. All of them are dead, only HE remains.
@1101Archimedes
4 жыл бұрын
"There's just more soup!" -Eratosthenes, 2015
@MrDrCthulhu
4 жыл бұрын
It's soup all the way down!
@FelixMage
4 жыл бұрын
*Pours entire soup into the trashcan.*
@Dorf274
4 жыл бұрын
The image of a trained chef having a breakdown because a critic ordered TOMATO SOUP is fucking hilarious
@SpartanJ113
4 жыл бұрын
I’m beginning to determine who each editor is by only the thumbnail.
@KUDmeteenD
4 жыл бұрын
Number 15 Jermaking soupsponge, the last thing you'd want in you jermaking soup is someone else's sponge fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you gäet
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
Gæt
@1pieceisdareasoniliv
4 жыл бұрын
I love how, just, incredibly stressed out and tense he is during this entire thing, up until he starts throwing propane tanks on active fires.
@themissingbracket
4 жыл бұрын
15:30 I legitimately thought that this was edited in the video
@Blap7
3 жыл бұрын
the music😂
@waffleduck1573
4 жыл бұрын
I just ate before watching this, and I was laughing so hard that I vomited in a thankfully empty clothes hamper next to me. The salmon ricocheting around the room and breaking one of his floor soups destroyed me.
@AwesomeYears
4 жыл бұрын
@キイキイ He is dead
@gordonf5553
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@yepisuredolikecats3979
3 жыл бұрын
Was it Oreos
@infernoblaze3493
3 жыл бұрын
Did you vomit on your mum's bed?
@gordonf5553
3 жыл бұрын
It happened recently too didnt it
@zenny8877
4 жыл бұрын
imagine you're the safety inspector, you walk in and the chef has a propane tank in the fryer lmao
@scientific3458
4 жыл бұрын
i fell asleep at the start of this stream. when i woke up, there was floor soup
@notgate2624
4 жыл бұрын
I come home from my shift as a cook to find Jerma reenacting my day. Except that today the power went out because of a storm and we had to finish cooking a few meals in the dark. The vents didn't work so gas alarms started going off and we had to get out. Interesting day
@jaydenaustin9993
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an eventful job
@notgate2624
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenaustin9993 Yep. I started it part-time to break up the monotony of software engineering.
@jaydenaustin9993
4 жыл бұрын
@@notgate2624 do you have to go to like culinary school or some shit like that to qualify?
@notgate2624
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenaustin9993 Maybe for a high-class restaurant, but I just asked the manager for a job as a cook and he set up an interview for me. I didn't even need a resume. The pay is on par with retail but it's very fun. I might get a culinary certification and work my way up if I keep enjoying it.
@Zorro9129
4 жыл бұрын
Finally we get to see the inner workings of Pasta Italiano
@ItsBillyBoss
3 жыл бұрын
5 year old chef Jacob: "No! I don't want to go to bed!" The restaurant owner: "He really has a great work ethic, I mean, the guy always wants to work extra hours!"
@bad_teammates
4 жыл бұрын
Dropping the propane tank into the deep fryer and then panning over to all the silverware being microwaved SENT ME
@shad2854
4 жыл бұрын
My name is Jacob and after watching jerma since 2013 hearing my name come out of his mouth initiated my fight or flight
@Jacob-zp5ci
4 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling the comments searching for someone else who understood
@JacobKinsley
4 жыл бұрын
Lol imagine being called Jacob 😂
@didgeridoodanielle
4 жыл бұрын
it's time for bed
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley wait
@potatosordfighter666
4 жыл бұрын
Utensils in the microwave, propane tank in the deep fryer, and pointing a blowtorch into his eyes. This is a normal day in Jerma985s kitchen.
@KalorXDD
3 жыл бұрын
11:17 "Why is the gas coming in? I just threw a cucumber" Oh little did he know that this kitchen is a Saw trap...
@LittleIcarus
Жыл бұрын
Gasgasgasgasgas
@justaninnocentbystander7132
4 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer BREAKS into kitchen after hours to make food for the voices in his head
@thordy9526
4 жыл бұрын
Part of the joy of watching these highlight videos for me is getting an ad for a meditation app right in the middle of one of Jerma's full-blown self-induced meltdowns.
@jf4156
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into the kitchen and there’s one of the chefs just pouring soup into bowls on the floor
@bobnotsaget4145
4 жыл бұрын
27:00 “I wasted 2 perfectly good soups” after serving cold soup stored on the dirty floor
@awesometris999
4 жыл бұрын
Ratatouille but jerma is the small person controlling the giant rat
@MrDrCthulhu
4 жыл бұрын
This game is to cooking what QWOP is to running.
@jmbkpo
3 жыл бұрын
Never saw a better cooking simulator
@ObsidianGloria
3 жыл бұрын
I imagine him being in an actual kitchen talking to chat to see if he sprinkled the right amount of salt, and they begin to think he really does have a consultant rat in his hat
@Relkin109
4 жыл бұрын
Seconds before his kitchen blows up you hear his last few words before his death "Gazpacho soup!".
@zenkozenko4989
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/lmdnvIBpj3enhII
@bf2703
4 жыл бұрын
This was honestly the best stream
@ptipi4125
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever be as cinematically powerful as Jerma’s burger rant with intense classical music playing in the background
@rasengdori13
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s IQ was at an all time low during this stream.
@sharpiefumes
4 жыл бұрын
But the funny is at an all time high
@bluewuppo
4 жыл бұрын
Dagon Dark Everything is an all-time high from Jerma's POV. get it, cause hes short.
@slim9798
4 жыл бұрын
It was so frustrating watching him set the timers for 1 minute 20 seconds thinking he was setting them for 2 minutes
@johnfreeman9349
4 жыл бұрын
this stream made me wanna try to make gazpacho though i dont know how i'm gonna be able to leave it on the ground without my dogs eating it
@jamesmccomb9525
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely recommend watching all 8 hours. It felt like Jerma reached peak insanity.
@crumblyguy1834
4 жыл бұрын
Hall of the mountain king playing while he talks about how people are angry at him putting lettuce on his hamburger was a good laugh for me
@YourBestFriendreally
4 жыл бұрын
The 'Tickle Me Jerma' toy, thankfully, never caught on, for the dolls were programmed with an unnerving fondness for cooking, gambling, and fire.
@UnderseaDee
3 жыл бұрын
It's incredible how cinematic that shot of him going over to the microwave FILLED with tongs and spoons and shit and then looking back at the propane in the deep fryer is
@kaimacotta403
4 жыл бұрын
Your Floorscht, sir.
@emilygorman8894
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is disturbingly good at roleplaying as a child
@BusGoesRound
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: puts sponge in tomato soup Jerma: “I can’t believe people do that.” Jerma: “What is wrong with people.”
@gibusgamer93
4 жыл бұрын
A behind-the-scenes look at an average day as a chef at Pasta Italiano
@theskeletongang
3 жыл бұрын
This is like a bad dream you have when you've been a cook for a while, a real kitchen nightmare if you will.
@Livingroomset799Dep
4 жыл бұрын
“Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?” -Jerma985
@decrepitlizard
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jerma: *DO YOU HEAR THE SIZZLE?!*
@benwatzke7613
3 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna deep-fry a propane tank” Truly the words of a master chef
@wjsyejwjwmmeusmqwjieem1473
4 жыл бұрын
I got a really serious ad about something sad and then it stops and I see Jerma filling stupid plates on the ground with soup
@supersungal2
3 жыл бұрын
No idea why but Jeremy's kid/mallow/otto voice always gives me the giggles. I love the way it sounds and I want to learn how to do it myself.
@Comrade_Nils
4 жыл бұрын
15:25 The music perfectly accompanying Jerma's hamburger rant
@apollo_gen
Жыл бұрын
28:25 I can't stop replaying this. The way he says "who's ready to eat?" and the fact that he somehow pours it everywhere except the plate and still serves it is killing me.
@cwr9186
4 жыл бұрын
Local streamer gets job as a cook, kills customers by disguising utensils as food
@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
4 жыл бұрын
Wait wtf? In this timeline he puts lettuce on his burger, but during the infamous McDLT incident he mentions that his prefered burgers DO NOT contain lettuce? Please explain???
@9atsu
4 жыл бұрын
jerma lied about lettuce on burgers
@charredassnipples9322
4 жыл бұрын
This was before the reboot, the original Jerma puts lettuce on everything he eats
@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
4 жыл бұрын
this isn't the same jerma as before, this is a different clone
@kyledeptula3644
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is one of many clones, and each Jerma clone has one slight difference between them. We have found the Jerma clone that likes lettuce on burgers
@michelleobama641
4 жыл бұрын
i wish they stayed more faithful to the manga
@JayBijou
4 жыл бұрын
This was the single funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
@jakei8322
4 жыл бұрын
That ending brought back memories..... the accident was awful ..... the children were a puddle........ the mother was decapitated by a yield sign and the father was turned inside out via the anus..... the only survivor. I guess thats what happens if a rogue hunk of tuna hits an engine block at terminal velocity. Sometimes in my dreams I'm still in that kitchen laughing with insane fury at the screams of the damned as I rain my delicacies upon them, yet I was never charged being only 5 years old. If given the chance , I would do it again.
@grantdotjpg
Жыл бұрын
Jacob what the fuck
@yukonhyena2957
3 жыл бұрын
10:15 i.. dont even want to know what circumstances led jerma to microwave an entire pan and tongs
@fortuys7754
4 жыл бұрын
From the thumbnail alone, I could tell this was JackEdit!
@McPatrick14
3 жыл бұрын
In thirty seconds, he dumps the soup in the trash, flings his pan into the nether realm, dumps the salmon onto the floor, and throws out his spatula. Brilliant.
@Tsumetaiyoru
4 жыл бұрын
I love it when Jerma is having genuine fun. It makes the video so much more enjoyable.
@rednefarious6968
4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how fast he took a 5 star restaurant and turned it into every burger king.
@dreziv
4 жыл бұрын
missing the constant arguing with Chat over the pros and cons of floor borscht (floorscht)
@kingcoleleroy
4 жыл бұрын
15:14 to 15:51 timing is so perfect
@FelixMage
4 жыл бұрын
This is how anime girls cook.
@irishmanrants89
3 жыл бұрын
God, I was dying at the customer who rated the empty plate.
@laur4620
4 жыл бұрын
the sudden audio cutout at 12:05 literally made me cry and i dont know WHY
@donjuan2001
4 жыл бұрын
Aggravated chef blows up entire restaurant, blames 'chat' - more at 11.
@em.1633
2 жыл бұрын
I still think this is in the top 5 funniest streams jerma ever did
@kyra9070
2 жыл бұрын
jermas “kid” voice never fails to make me lose my mind
@rin1565
4 жыл бұрын
I love how this video just eventually devolves to Jerma roleplaying as a child throwing a tantrum
@PanzerMan332
3 жыл бұрын
*panicked* "How much soup is soup?" - Jeremy Nine Hundred and Eighty Five
@nof9395
3 жыл бұрын
I have food poisoning right now so watching jerma cook fish in a microwave is comforting
@sparklepawz1185
4 жыл бұрын
“How does it cook when it’s out of the pan?” Well Jeremy, food doesn’t immediately become room temperature when you take it off the pan.
@bigydums3169
4 жыл бұрын
comedic genius jerma walking towards the radio as he got more heated for extremely funny comedy
@Poopmyjorts
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma there’s an astronaut in space streaming from the ISS who is a year younger than you
@LoveHandle41
4 жыл бұрын
This is what being a line cook in 4 star and up restaurants is like. Its exactly like this
@ion3122
4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title “Fireman origins: the man who is immune to fire”
@medicami
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma's played so much VR that he gets immersed just looking at his monitor now.
@Ranerth
4 жыл бұрын
JERMA LIED ABOUT DRAGON'S DOGMA
@duncangreywater
4 жыл бұрын
???
@WakkaMadeInYevon
4 жыл бұрын
!!!
@Pactastic042
4 жыл бұрын
NO
@WarTex
4 жыл бұрын
Small man is roasting the Beef Live on Stream
@favray
Жыл бұрын
A junior bacon cheeseburger being the best meal jermas ever had makes so much sense
@rynir3053
4 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly he got bored and it devolved into such a shitshow
@sk8_m0nk3ys2
4 жыл бұрын
I like how he turned his head in game to listen out the window
@sunnyapartmentroom2038
2 жыл бұрын
This is the one jerma stream I absolutely love and that makes me full of dread because it’s so relatable his adhd is so apparent in this that it’s like looking into a mirror because holy shit a lot of what he says/is doing is exactly my thought process when it comes to attempting anything when having adhd
@eldigan431
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey there little chef" -Linguini (Ratatouille)
@user-kb7kf4vu2u
4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is the only person that can make me laugh until it hurts.
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