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@adrunkenloner
Ай бұрын
Gay sex
@PugofPugs
Ай бұрын
but i dont want to save money
@JackWse
Ай бұрын
You're wrong, January is objectively the worst month... It never stops pissing.. and there's only 4 hours of daylight. Also Raycon are garbage you can get for about 3.50 on AliExpress... Somehow managing to be even worse than boes.
@Samm815
Ай бұрын
How much money do I give you to play and review Expeditions Rome and Conquistador?
@mrmrpersonman7274
Ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@2Trundle
Ай бұрын
peach cobbler really stretching for that 10 minute mark huh
@gavinvannest2021
Ай бұрын
Ya, it’s sad to see a KZitem of such integrity and academic standards sell out
@rmw9420
Ай бұрын
bro think we wouldn't notice him going for that 10 minute ad revenue 💀
@belablanck
Ай бұрын
He could've done twelve ten minute videos instead of this one
@bad1080
Ай бұрын
with the intro?
@Fritz-co4pb
Ай бұрын
Why is he so buff. Please I thought he was scrawny but the idea if this slightly above average man strangling me while wearing a dress makes me certain I could not fight him off
@markzoide
Ай бұрын
TWO HOURS??? HOLY, THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM
@Sr.Pirulito
Ай бұрын
He became a bread tuber!
@baz5042
Ай бұрын
He’s always has
@screwstatists7324
Ай бұрын
Giftedness sure is special
@kourtneyr.scruggs0988
Ай бұрын
It’s like Arkham during Christmas time and the entire Batfamily is sick with Covid under quarantine. Pure chaos will ensue for literal hours.
@sunsinger970
Ай бұрын
Yeah me I'm running arykam get in line for hehe gehenna bitches
@OnTheFlipSideShow
Ай бұрын
"I am gay and I am racist, I've gotta go measure my boyfriends skull" Fucking wild
@ulizez89
Ай бұрын
Indeed, and I wonder how many people didn't catch the joke! (You got to be into that OG racist stuff to get it!)
@OnTheFlipSideShow
Ай бұрын
@@ulizez89 phrenology is objectively hilarious
@gonzalocampos7875
Ай бұрын
Hi, are you new here?
@OnTheFlipSideShow
Ай бұрын
@@gonzalocampos7875 been following along since 3k subscribers.
@spawel1
Ай бұрын
@@ulizez89 phrenology is relatively popular on tiktok iirc
@AncientAmericas
Ай бұрын
This was amazing! I didn't even realize that a two hour treatment of de Landa was even possible but you nailed it. You definitely know more about de Landa than I ever will but there is one little detail that I want to add that I think you'd appreciate. In de Landa's writings, there an act of Maya resistance hidden in the text. When de Landa was trying to get a Maya scribe to teach him Maya writing, he asked the scribe to write down the Spanish alphabet in Maya (which can't work because the Maya never used an alphabet, they used a syllabary with logograms and that approach doomed de Landa's efforts at ever understanding or using the script). De Landa meticulously recorded his process, what he asked the scribe and what the scribe wrote. (The dude may have been a fanatical monster but he took good notes on this occasion.) At one point during this process, he asked the scribe to write a Maya sentence, whatever he wanted. Since the decipherment of Maya script, we can read the scribe's words but de Landa never could and I suspect the scribe knew that his master would never understand it or he just didn't care. The scribe responded to the prompt by writing the words "I don't want to" and that single sentence speaks volumes about what this educated Maya man thought about de Landa. (For the record, I have no clue if this event happened before or after his auto de fe.)
@reginorodriguez7904
Ай бұрын
I'm sure DJ peach cobbler will never see this. But my greatest regret was to receive a better perspective on my people than I could ever imagine ... from a gringo.
@nomms
Ай бұрын
I am sorry about your loss
@biggiecheez6879
Ай бұрын
It's gonna be okay we all suffer sometimes
@declineofthewest.
Ай бұрын
Gringos are life
@MonerLaine
Ай бұрын
@@declineofthewest.they are death incarnated if anything
@himl994
Ай бұрын
It’s almost like what the Mayan’s must’ve felt from their encounter with Diego de Landa when they were trying to sacrifice that little boy, huh?
@wojak-sensei6424
Ай бұрын
In all seriousness Cobbler, in all my years casually studying history, you're the first out of many KZitemrs that made it interesting to talk about again. You facilitate an environment where biases and flawed retellings are not only accepted, but dissected and given proper analysis. Because when most would skip straight to the facts, you highlight the more human elements of these moments. It's one thing to disregard flawed works of historical evidence, but I think it's high time we got to question why those flaws exist in the first place, to paint a picture about the people behind these events. And isn't that what history is all about? The story of human beings, not simply what they do and have affected. And for that, I have immense respect for you. Keep up the good work, femboy.
@thisismysuperawesomeusername
Ай бұрын
Thank you for this relatively concise comment that puts such thoughts and feelings into words. Helps my dumbass understand how i feel about this mad fucker. Thanks, femboy. :3
@uchiigtana
Ай бұрын
a comment soaked in absolute pretentious cringe. i would expect nothing less from an acct named "wojak-sensei"
@NukeSiliconValley
Ай бұрын
@@uchiigtana just say you feel attacked when you see someone smarter than you. or that you're insecure. either works.
@callmecrazy8079
Ай бұрын
@@uchiigtana tha fuck does that even mean lmao
@gooddoggo3547
Ай бұрын
@@uchiigtana wasn't even pretentious. I have read pretentious. As nuke said, You wish you could formulate a thought like OP, and bless you because there is not a single thought in your mind that is worth telling anyone about.
@void-creature
Ай бұрын
5:32 "I'm not saying the Romans were simple-minded barbarous monsters - I'm saying *_humans_* are barbarous monsters, and we are not simple." That line goes INSANELY hard, holy shit.
@tylershadlow5792
29 күн бұрын
cool saying was cool. ftfy
@memeboi6017
26 күн бұрын
Man discovered the doctrine of total depravity
@casteanpreswyn7528
20 күн бұрын
It's incorrect though. Romans(as a society as a whole) fit that description, but humanity as a whole does not.
@memeboi6017
20 күн бұрын
@@casteanpreswyn7528 yes it definitley true, we are barbarous monsters that need to be pacified
@trololopez2437
19 күн бұрын
Doesn't that mean that, being Inhumane is ironically humane?
@treyperkins3841
Ай бұрын
My schizophrenia pills can wait dj posted
@georgeorwell8501
Ай бұрын
All the voices in my head are hyped for this one.
@treyperkins3841
Ай бұрын
@@georgeorwell8501fbi agent vibing with me rn
@treyperkins3841
Ай бұрын
@@georgeorwell8501certified psych ward classic
@solutionless123
Ай бұрын
He started singing reading rainbow as I read this comment and I momentarily became extremely concerned about my own mental health
@artpkaful
Ай бұрын
My pills make every emotion the same. Now I can watch DJ cobbler.
@KimKhan
Ай бұрын
I once had a conversation with an ex-military man. He was American, and he was the one ranging in and aiming the bombs from bomb planes in the Vietnam War. Something he said about religion reminds me of one or two of the Spanish fellas in this video. "If someone hates you, there are limits to how far he would go to kill you. But if he wants to save you, he will have no limits."
@thtb
29 күн бұрын
But that has never been true? Imagine for example, people want to save themselves or there loved one. It clearly always had a limit. Do a reality check
@lmaolol9357
28 күн бұрын
@@thtb Nuh-uh, old man say cool thing >:(
@rancorious7785
28 күн бұрын
@@thtbokay, FUN POLICE
@sanguineregis5354
28 күн бұрын
@thtb and yet that limit is very different from the limit people will go to to simply kill you because they hate you.
@retaineddawn7590
27 күн бұрын
@@thtb I guess the idea is “I hate this guys kid, however I would like to punish him while still being alive myself” Vs “I love my kid, I would die to keep him safe”
@swiffersweatjet7815
28 күн бұрын
'Historian' is not a protected term, you teach history to hundreds of thousands of people, you're a historian.
@Enzo_honey
27 күн бұрын
While the label can definitely be falsely given to people who twist history to fit their own narrative my favourite tatctical femboyis is definitely not one of them. He really is a historian
@charlieterry8506
21 күн бұрын
@@Enzo_honey Can it even be argued that those who twist history are still historians, just horrible ones?
@Romapolitan
17 күн бұрын
@@charlieterry8506Pretty sure it's not defined by being 100% correct, but just doing research and compiling it. That's why you get historians just making stuff up, avoiding responsibility by saying "it is said" and cherry picking information for convenient narratives. Ancient records are made by "historians", but they are often most likely pretty unreliable, because of political bias, personal grudges, just including myths (making it hard to differentiate between what are real events and people and what not) or just having 3rd hand accounts of some people even existing. Don't remember which vountry but I think Korea had pretty reliable historians because nobody was allowed to mess or look at what was written down by the scribes. And the scriptures were actually kept at 4 different locations so they wouldn't be destroyed and rewritten.
@darkem93
Ай бұрын
55:57 “the ends can never justify the means, nothing ever ends” goes way harder than it should
@stevecooper7883
Ай бұрын
It's also not true but still a good intention. Utilitarianism is weaponized autism to the worst degree.
@olahisawsome
Ай бұрын
Slap it on a t shirt
@bamaha24
Ай бұрын
They can make a religion out of this
@shartsmcginty8056
29 күн бұрын
@@bamaha24 No, don't.
@parashkevdraganov2395
29 күн бұрын
Goes hard? What?
@Yani_Ya
Ай бұрын
this guy's documented descent into madness gotta be one of the most entertaining things on youtube
@josecarlosmoreno9731
Ай бұрын
One man's descent into madness is another's ascent into enlightenment.
@Projectdarke
Ай бұрын
Diego or DJ?😊
@Yani_Ya
Ай бұрын
@@Projectdarke DJ's, but now that you said it I think it's both
@tempy2440
Ай бұрын
¿Desçent?
@abdimalikelmi729
Ай бұрын
Classic euro L
@HandsAreNice
Ай бұрын
A big thank you Cobbler for releasing a new video for me to watch while my wife and her boyfriend go out tonight! Keep up the good work!
@Toxic8arbarian
Ай бұрын
You had me in the first half chief im not gonna hold ya.
@humanperson7411
Ай бұрын
I love this comment
@erebus1134
29 күн бұрын
Man... 🚩 but I'm glad you enjoy history. Focusing on history makes our current moments seem purposeful. Maybe not right, or just, or fair, but it has a string of causes. Seems like fate. There's a peace in that. To our worlds craziness that seems normal for some reason.
@kyle9401
24 күн бұрын
You should share the video with her boyfriend.
@kamek7361
8 күн бұрын
yay poly pride!
@Serpillard
28 күн бұрын
The idea that Diego de Landa's own notes ended up as a smoking pile of ash is peak irony. It won't bring back the books he burned, but it still brings a smile to my face.
@goroakechi6126
25 күн бұрын
His notes being burned is even more ironic given that it led modern historians to assume he was the raving, insane zealot that he was. Same thing he tried to do to the Maya was done to him.
@ehnehm
29 күн бұрын
55:50 "These men fell for it: the idea that 'the ends justify the means', but the ends can never justify the means. Nothing ever ends" goes HARD (feel free to screenshot)
@sirnonapplicable
Ай бұрын
"I gotta measure my boyfriend's skull" dude, its not even been 15 min and I'm already rolling.
@AC-hj9tv
Ай бұрын
😂😂Fr
@cvanceter
Ай бұрын
That quote came 15 minutes and 21 seconds in the video you LIAR
@85isaboat53
Ай бұрын
Am dead
@benjaminrichey278
Ай бұрын
I had to pull over and collect myself after that.eyes waterin!!
@flubz5457
19 күн бұрын
Dude is absolutely wild 😂😂 always saying some outta pocket shit that has me dying
@vowgallant4049
Ай бұрын
"I can't help but notice you are eating corn on the cob. Would you like to discuss the flayed god?" He's just like me fr.
@rancorious7785
28 күн бұрын
He’s actually a pretty nice guy!
@fan_of_fans
23 күн бұрын
He is the god of harvest, seeds, metalugie and spring, that's why he is flayed to mimick the corn leaf that peals away in the corn, that why in the video he says that corn remind him of Xipe Totec
@Dreg-dd4nq
29 күн бұрын
4:19 “the textbooks will give you the names of all the dead men. But they never tell you how they slept” is such a raw fucking bar.
@nomisunrider6472
28 күн бұрын
The story of De Landa wandering into a Maya religious ceremony, smashing the idols, and then preaching so fervently and perfectly that everyone immediately converted and begged him to stay and teach them more is the most “and then everyone clapped” bullshit I’ve ever heard. You missed one of my favorite details of the inquisition: having no actual people to point to as victims of human sacrifice, De Landa declared that one lost person had been sacrificed since there was no body to contradict him. The guy later turned up alive.
@comradeshadles4967
Ай бұрын
As a history teacher I really felt that bit with the textbooks You can’t just hand out primary resources or focused specific books to and it’s maddening at times. There is a chasm of difference between why do we have to learn about this old stuff and why does it matter to the modern world. And none of them will tell you how the dead men slept at night. Thank you for this unique madness. I look forward to the time when you make a helldivers video putting in the actual citations to how it’s a mockery of the late Cold War and Bush-era intervention mindset, as most glue eaters today can only communicate in pop culture references and just think it’s Starship Troopers with less sex.
@Para2normal
Ай бұрын
I don't know about the language but it crosses my mind these would make much better history videos than PragerU
@robloxmania627
29 күн бұрын
That idea at the end is actually a good topic I’d love to see as well
@negative6442
28 күн бұрын
To be honest you should make that video, it sounds like an interesting subject and I would 100% watch it.
@xIQ188x
28 күн бұрын
Buddy, you are not gonna believe what Starship Troopers is actually supposed to be a mockery of.
@comradeshadles4967
28 күн бұрын
@@xIQ188x book was R H having a wet dream over a military pseudo-fascist dictatorship that was so super tough that it spanked all the kids and beat up the hippy scientists. Then went to war to fight the skinny big slaves and when they bombed the skinny aliens with nukes in a disciplined and controlled manner that avoided casualties because it’s special property damage only nuclear grenades, it clearly communicated that they should defect from the communist bugs now and side with them because that’s how bombing people into submission works. (He later goes to say any civil crevice gets you your franchise so it’s not just a thin facade of military dictatorship, but that was never brought up in the original book.) The movie was a parody of the nazi propaganda film “triumph of the will” that people saw as a fun sci fi schlock movie because the space nazis were made sexy and said cool one liners in the movie so people liked them and Paul Verhoven got butthurt people enjoyed his movie the wrong way. Helldivers is a European made game that has all its lore based around the tongue and cheek parody of the U.S. policy of justifying violent intervention through the Cold War and 2000’s. Down to the propaganda of protecting your way of life and the fighting style of dumping a few hyped up drop outs in enemy territory and giving them the air support needed to level several small countries and calling them hero’s for out killing whatever mod of mindless bugs or robots threatens democracy.
@AnimatedStoriesWorldwide
Ай бұрын
"Damn DJ Peach cobbler looked rough last time, I hope he's doing ok... Hey look, he's limping towards us.." "I BROUGHT TWO HOURS OF VIDEOS!!!!"
@Palemagpie
Ай бұрын
"careful dear, he has a knife"
@gordy4924
29 күн бұрын
He looks handsome like he's getting bigger
@lemoydubs9313
Ай бұрын
I have been watching your videos for a while now, from well before the time you decided to shift into history as the main focus of your channel, and I have to say this is one of the videos that have somewhat... shifted a gear inside me. I have always held your views upon history and themes with great esteem, since they seem so sincere, specially when combined with the ramblings of a madman. I particularly share your frustration as to being unable of unveiling the secrets of our past and equal fascination of the very way history is told and the underlaying intricacies of said ways history is written. I am mexican, and while I believe this is most likely a universal school experience, I have first handedly experienced the view taught to us from childhood to look at our history as a glory filled epic which we take for granted, and frankly I shared said lens for a good chunk of my life. But as I've learned and accepted the great and infamous sides of history it has become inspiring to look into the very nature of humanity and individuals as they navigate through their times, societies and circumstances without the luxury we have of knowing the full consequences of their actions, which I believe has opened me to a way of understanding, not focusing only on the "how" but also on the "why", specially when referencing to individuals and "smaller scale" groups. As someone who enjoys storytelling, the way that you have described the human and deluded way a monster like de Landa thought of his campaign of terror, made for such an interesting book antagonist I struggle to believe such a morally divided man existed in a moment like this (granted, we still cannot pin-point if that is who he really was as a person). And the way this human was influenced by his world to become like this is indeed a statement of how intermingled is the human psyche with the time and place of the world without really dropping the way we function as evident for how we still have similar ways of acting within different societies and ages. All I have left to say is: Great job. Would deprive myself of sleep and question the fabric of history again 10/10
@charlieterry8506
21 күн бұрын
This reply is nearly everything I feel about this video and more. Thank you for putting into words these thoughts.
@togiielectricboogaloo6875
Ай бұрын
As a european, i hate the fact that you uploaded this at 4 AM, right as i was going to bed. Now i will have to go to bed at 6 AM.
@jimmyjohnjohnson9803
Ай бұрын
Punished for your sins
@screwstatists7324
Ай бұрын
This is the price you pay for the profound fecundity of your race overseas. And they could have gotten South America too without slavery (Indian and African).
@savvas_1367
Ай бұрын
7am gang represent
@h2doctorwildcat933
Ай бұрын
Just become a real human. European is curable.
@TheRKelly0216
Ай бұрын
He hates europeans, as everyone should, so he timed it just right
@jainkans5794
Ай бұрын
The parallel between the almost alien cruelty of crucifying dogs, and the passage about the dogs tombstone is just.... I legitimately teared up at that.
@charlieterry8506
21 күн бұрын
Here's to either pay back for the books you have already bought, or to the books you will soon buy. Your methods of explaining history and through the lens of your perspective, has reignited my love of history like breath on the embers of a cooling fire. Thank you.
@DJPeachCobbler
21 күн бұрын
Thank you! Libgen is down so I’ll definitely find a book for this lol
@VolumeCheese
10 күн бұрын
@@DJPeachCobbler Not sure if libgen is still down but there is always anna's archive.
@Nodnarbero
Ай бұрын
This was beautiful and undoubtedly human, thank you Peach, it helped me a lot as my dad is going through the death of his mother and a recent heart attack. This comforted me immensely.
@DJPeachCobbler
Ай бұрын
I'm sorry you're going through that, and certainly feel pride that my silly little video brought you comfort in this difficult time. While I'm sure that having a random KZitem yahoo talk to you doesn't bring much comfort in such a difficult time, feel free to email me at djpcbusiness@gmail.com anytime! I hope you're ok
@jamesrowe5102
Ай бұрын
@@DJPeachCobbler you’re a saint and scholar, sir.
@JoeMorn-xe1vy
Ай бұрын
@@DJPeachCobbleryo chalk eater prime
@AWEismaschine
29 күн бұрын
@@DJPeachCobbler In before the grooming allegations, femboy
@the_jjabberwock
29 күн бұрын
@@DJPeachCobblerDon’t get into that… uhhh… Dream thing… what’s it called? Papapapapa… Yeah, I don’t remember, but don’t sacrifice your health.
@Godzeller3143
Ай бұрын
I firmly believe that my 4 years of undergraduate theological training coupled with my 3 years of graduate theological training were all so I could heavily nerd out at Cobbler intentionally, carefully, and informatively weaving the religious context of history into the narratives he tells.
@psychosytheXmediaXco
29 күн бұрын
Same but about my 2 years of trade school I never used properly and my half of an associate's from my local community college.
@imnot16
26 күн бұрын
I can finally use my two days of highschool human geology
@diegolarrea7932
Ай бұрын
This is one of the best perspectives on Mexican history I’ve heard from a non-Mexican. I highly recommend engaging with contemporary Mexican authors to explore the post-colonial legacy from an indigenous perspective. The Broken Spears (Miguel León-Portilla) The Human Body and Ideology (Alfredo López Austin) Memory, Myth, and Time in Mexico (Enrique Florescano)
@letmedie4524
Ай бұрын
He won't, he can't read Spanish.
@Quetzalito-i8k
Ай бұрын
@@letmedie4524there’s English translations…
@chrisporter9397
Ай бұрын
“explore the post-colonial legacy from an indigenous perspective” 🤓
@spawel1
Ай бұрын
@@chrisporter9397actual nerd behaviour
@Ossian-dr1vr
Ай бұрын
@@chrisporter9397 Why do you mock this? Should things only be seen from a spanish perspective?
@TheDudeWithEmpathy19473
Ай бұрын
55:53 “The ends can never justify the means; nothing ever ends”. Holy shit that is really, really profound
@ilikefrogs4291
Ай бұрын
watching cobbler pick up the cats and having his mood immediately improve and get a big goofy grin was adorable
@kakizakichannel
Ай бұрын
Snacks: available $400 gamer chair: reclined Me: locked in Yep, it's Cobbler history time
@AC-hj9tv
Ай бұрын
In my $401 gamer chair rn
@LateNightHam
Ай бұрын
@@AC-hj9tv in my $420 gaming chair 😎
@Palemagpie
Ай бұрын
It's cobblin time baby!
@kylegonewild
Ай бұрын
@@AC-hj9tv rolled out the $800 home office chair for this one
@AC-hj9tv
Ай бұрын
@@kylegonewild yoo let's get it my fellow pimps
@Bogglevvonk
Ай бұрын
THE COBBLER IS OFF HIS MEDS AND WE'RE GETTING THE GOOD SHIT
@necroticneurons9555
Ай бұрын
OH YEAH PASS THE FUCKING CHALK
@jirim727
29 күн бұрын
HE NEVER TOOK THOSE DAMN CIA PILLS IN THE FIRST PLACE
@brendanmoran57
Ай бұрын
This is why I psychotically binge watch your videos every time you disappear to make something worthy of my feedback loop
@Fritz-co4pb
Ай бұрын
So true. Just another video to watch while playing songs of syx and trying to recreate the events told. I'm struggling with too many serial killers in this one
@Itcouldbebunnies
26 күн бұрын
Fun fact: The Dutch Republic had no qualms about entering into an alliance with the Ottomans, going sofar as to distribute medaillons enscribed with the words 'liver turcx dan pavs' (rather Turkish than pope). Quoting from Jan Fruytiers' 1577 work on the relief of Leiden (translated as best I can): "For they considered the tiranny of the Pope greater than that of the Turk, who at least left the conscience of the people undisturbed as long as they paid their tribute, and who also is more true to his word than the Pope."
@ivesbarrera
Ай бұрын
“These men fell for it: the idea that the ends can justify the means, but the ends never can justify the means. Nothing ever ends” One of the best pieces of prose I have ever heard.
@dry9005
Ай бұрын
i just got all 4 wisdom teeth pulled and i'm geeking off of opioids, what a perfect time for dj peach cobbler to drop a feature length film
@limo4607
Ай бұрын
De Landa, spending his life burning mayan thoughts and souls, had his thoughts and soul burnt. What survived was the same amount that he burned, flawed and incomplete and warped to fit other's needs. God had seen his work and delivered his judgment onto De Landa's soul.
@drachenfeIs
Ай бұрын
God told me hes in heaven actually, read your bible
@ulizez89
Ай бұрын
I do like the sense of Karma in that story.
@rancorious7785
Ай бұрын
“Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man his blood will be shed; for in His own image God has made mankind.”
@-Zakhiel-
29 күн бұрын
God has nothing to do with it.
@stevendillon4010
29 күн бұрын
@drachenfels well MY god told me he reincarnated into a badger, and has slowly worked his way back into human form in 1972. He now lives in Oklahoma as a schoolteacher
@MaddestRaven
Ай бұрын
It is honestly great to see you sink your teeth into these sorts of documents and accounts. Of course there is a time and place to say, "Hey, this isn't relevant, this isn't of a high enough quality to contribute to the study / research / accounting of events." But there's also a time and place to really dig in to even those documents and not only ask ourselves what they say but WHY they say it. An imperfect retelling of events isn't just dismissed out of hand, but instead dug into and examined and assessed. Your videos are honestly so refreshing to see because you have a very - for lack of a more apt term - 'real' and grounded way of addressing the materials you reference and discuss. Incredible stuff.
@poundcakeboi3104
Ай бұрын
You know it’s really a shame people with your enthusiasm and creativity aren’t currently teaching in public institutions. I know you can’t be within 500ft of a school for legal reasons, but it would have a massive impact on general knowledge and people’s passions for learning.
@gold_leaf0702
Ай бұрын
That Diego De Landa painting looks like a fucking disney villain
@TheThinKing
Ай бұрын
Byzantine fan here. My Arab Christian forefathers in Banu Ghassan were patrikioi in Eastern Rome so I will admit my bias. I have no dog, so suck eggs instead. I look forward to the rest of the video. Thank you for doing what you do.
@screwstatists7324
Ай бұрын
We're bringing it back Assyrian bro.
@TheThinKing
Ай бұрын
@@screwstatists7324 I am not Assyrian but they're cool people, thanks?
@traxpork80
Ай бұрын
God damn 😂 πατρίκιοι is fucking crazy
@AC-hj9tv
Ай бұрын
What does this mean in NFL terms
@TheRealMycanthrope
Ай бұрын
Hey! YOU don't bring the Byzantines into this. HE brings the Byzantines into this. Later. If you bring the Byzantines into this now, you're gonna scare the b--ches away.
@CiceroFNiche
Ай бұрын
Ah, another psychoanalysis of dead men. I appreciate how much context is given to the anxieties and fears that guided the Spanish worldview. History classes never suggest to students that the fall of Constantinople might convince a Spaniard that European Christendom is all but lost, so the Indians of the New World must become Christian, so there will at least be some Christians left, and the fear that these new converts may just be playing along before betraying them. That said, I also enjoy Cobbler's reassurance that the acts these fears led to were nonetheless monstrous, and should not be excused because of those fears.
@spittle8
18 күн бұрын
They never suggest it because it's an asinine take. These people weren't simple and wouldn't have seen the end of the world with the fall of Constantinople--an event hundreds of years in the making by that point. The Mayans and Aztecs really WERE doing fucked up shit. The Aztecs were so hated, a few hundred Spaniards were able to unite their subjects against them and conquer Mexico. This video is just an elaborate example of white guilt and cope.
@alexpopovici2371
Ай бұрын
Real talk: I am not surprised by the atrocities mankind has committed for thousands of years, including up to present times. They do leave a bitter taste in my mouth but I've seen enough vile things to be jaded at this point. What I can't shake off is the tremendous feeling of loss and sadness when it comes to writings, paintings, records, administrative logs and the like that will forever remain a mistery to us. At this point we only get glimpses of lives and cultures that were permanently erased just a few hundred years ago. I do appreciate you doing research and bringing it forward trying to pierce this unknown veil and piece together events that had and might've happened. Shit talk: Yeeeees, DaddyCobbler. Split forth thy skull and let us slurp the wisdom straight from thine gelatinous grey matter.
@pminko7296
29 күн бұрын
I usually agree with your first point. But I had never heard of a water torture method like the one used by the Spanish... that viscerally surprised and mortified me.
@dyppityjoop5912
23 күн бұрын
the only thing about the internet I am grateful for is how it is a repository of so much history and knowledge of art, people and culture. Of course there is also a fuckton of random bullshit spouted by arseholes and dumbasses, but underneath all that, you can find the true beating hearts of so many peoples art, history and culture.
@paulmarchano7238
Ай бұрын
“I don’t know what happened. I want to argue about what happened.” Very good quote in my humble.
@ismailaly3528
28 күн бұрын
0:04 Sean Strickland
@bofa722
27 күн бұрын
Here's the thing about the mad god of the Yucatán you guys
@bawhbeeuhveenee
27 күн бұрын
Chester Bennington
@BigSexyWGlasses
25 күн бұрын
Hbomberguy
@antonifortis1084
Ай бұрын
"I will drag you into Heaven or send you to hell myself" 🔥🔥🔥 that goes so fkn hard
@Eking-su3tr
Ай бұрын
He’s back The mad king has returned
@alek1766
Ай бұрын
He’s black? No, he’s gay and racist
@stevecooper7883
Ай бұрын
And at 35:15 he had a Book of Mormon moment 😅
@Projectdarke
Ай бұрын
Returned from Carcosa
@spartan2867
Ай бұрын
ALL HAIL ALL HAIL
@Irongaze86
Ай бұрын
47:25 The knowledge that DJ Peach Cobbler owns a firearm is the most bone chilling fact that has ever cursed my mind. I don’t feel safe while that maniac has a gun.
@Foogi9000
Ай бұрын
Honestly i trust his mental faculties far more than that of your average Houston driver who on a whim can cause a severe car crash.
@liamobrien9451
Ай бұрын
Sadly not a real gun 😔 The barrel is an Airsoft one, even the sound when he cocks it is airsoft
@Irongaze86
Ай бұрын
@liamobrien9451 phew that’s a relief
@carsonshaw8
Ай бұрын
@@Foogi9000why must I read this as I'm about to drive across Houston?
@Foogi9000
Ай бұрын
@@carsonshaw8 Lmao, good luck my friend. Houston drivers treat road rules as road suggestions more often than not.
@P4RTYPOISON
28 күн бұрын
Cannot even fathom as to the reason ,De Landa wrote specifically about tit's and ass while knowing his boss is gonna get the notes on the full letter it's been days now why would he do that as a "Christian"
@gelbutethl1934
Ай бұрын
"Facts are for cowards. I don't wanna know what happened. I wanna argue about what happened." - bruh don't drop that in the first minute i wasn't even sitting down yet
@shayneweyker
22 күн бұрын
I was having flashbacks to the Colbert Report's truthiness manifesto where he says "anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news 'at' you." Though DJPC's host character is much smarter and more intellectually honest than the host character on The Colbert Report.
@TemplarBlack.
Ай бұрын
When you listed the crucifixion of dogs in the list of horror, i thought "them too ?" for a whole second before thinking " oh no, i see where he's going with that". awesome work as always.
@KazuDiabolis
Ай бұрын
i really appreciate your consistent & quality coverage of the Mesoamericas. it's rare to see people talking about their extensive mythologies & history
@Day100
Ай бұрын
Peach I have joined the extended forhead club starting today. A dozen docs dont know whats wrong with me but my body is full of giant blisters and bleeding bumps and they told me to shave my face just in case it spreads and I got carried away. I am watching this in my quarantine bubble.
@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon
Ай бұрын
Damn, that sucks. Hope you get better
@negative6442
Ай бұрын
Praying for you, hope it's not contagious 🙏
@mariusknappe1562
Ай бұрын
hey, physically ill person, i am glad we can both watch the mentally ill talk history. One of you I wish to get well soon, the other is too much entertainment.
@cvanceter
Ай бұрын
Bro is turning into a ghoul
@andrewbowen2837
Ай бұрын
Sounds like herpes
@blacktecno
29 күн бұрын
This was top tier. As a Spaniard myself I can tell you you'll find a good deal of people praising the Spanish colonization of the Americas contrasting it against the Anglo-Saxon colonization of north America. Whereas it's true the British and later the United States brought the then inhabitants of north America close to extinction, the Spanish committed their fair share of atrocities. They tend to blame anyone criticising what happened then to the black legend or "leyenda negra", quickly dismissing events such as these or just not bothering to do any further research. It is quite a complex subject because even though it seems the Spaniards then focused more on integration than extermination, the means they sometimes used were just horrible, for today's standards and even for the standards back then. I do personally feel that the black legend impregnates the perception we have of what happened and distorts it to the perception the outside world has of the events that played during the colonization but it does no good to ignore the horrible events that did indeed happen. Anyway, thank you for the marvel of a video, keep it up!
@nectimusmaximus
Ай бұрын
Can you do a video about Ethiopia? The "Jews, Japan, and Ethiopia are always the exception" line is very very interesting.
@charlieterry8506
21 күн бұрын
I mean its true though. Ethiopia is so fucking fascinating in the way it differs from the rest of the histories of cultures and countries in Africa and yet is nonetheless shaped by them.
@AbdiHassan-jq2ln
18 күн бұрын
@@charlieterry8506 Ethiopian civilization is fascinating & unique it’s wholly unique in Africa It was culturally similar to it’s neighbours in the Horn of Africa And it wasn’t the only christian African polity surrounded by non christians medieval Nubia was like that as well
@Frog_Man_
Ай бұрын
When i grow up, i know that i will look upon you alongside the other pillars of my fondness for history, of which i have no doubt you shall stand the tallest amongst them, and i hope that you read this so you may know just how much that means to me, you are responsible for my love of history and have almost certainly shaped my life because of it, thank you so much for this incredible gift.
@VincentVanBro
28 күн бұрын
“What the fucks a friar?” Me, working at McDonald’s 😟
@jadedstargazer
28 күн бұрын
😂
@SPL1NGYDUDE
Ай бұрын
"Humans are barbarous monsters. And we are not simple." -DJ Peach Cobbler
@Nemoknowsnothing
Ай бұрын
"This sounds like Rome" I think with nostalgia as DJ try to throw a red herring
@rafaelrodrigues7971
28 күн бұрын
You could have walked away with just calling him an unrepentant monster, but this effort on making him human and showing his atrocity was motivated by good intentions is an important lesson.
@herrxandman8740
Ай бұрын
I love that Matthew Restall has foiled Djs plans twice now without even trying. He is the real villain in this story lol
@Manic-Main
29 күн бұрын
I am an avid History KZitem enjoyer and this was like a non-stop fever dream of a video. I have never laughed and learned so much at the same time. Take some of my money 😊
@LateNightHam
Ай бұрын
As a history nerd im always excited as fuck when cobbler uploads. Homie has kept me as his target demographic for years now. He stops taking pills, and i start smoking that za and it all comes together.
@heckcheck1022
Ай бұрын
lmao so real
@LateNightHam
Ай бұрын
@@heckcheck1022 I came got the game's stayed for this
@josiahjones3756
Ай бұрын
When your absolute favourite niche KZitemr get enough traction to upload 2 hour long videos: THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!
@Datan1234
Ай бұрын
He sleeps like you or me, frustrated for others not being better, and convinced he was right . Unrelated side note, started reading Hitler biographies at 14…and learning how many traits you share with such an insane person is so much fun .-. Ain’t it?
@DirtyHippy420
Ай бұрын
Yea i couldnt believe hitler loved morphine as much as i do
@Datan1234
Ай бұрын
@@DirtyHippy420xD damn that one was unexpected here I was being real and then bam comes the plot twist
@thatoneguyyouthinkshouldbe2431
Ай бұрын
My god have mercy on you🙏
@potappotapov1815
28 күн бұрын
@@DirtyHippy420 "meth"
@kyle9401
24 күн бұрын
@@potappotapov1815why not both?
@TheManiac220
Ай бұрын
It definetly fucks me up knowning how one man can erase so much history in such a short amount of time.
@truthhertz10
Ай бұрын
I love how you tell history. You personalise it, add humour and most importantly you're seeking actual truth from what happened and why it happened. It's one thing to read a book about a historical period or even a quote from a historical figure, it's another to interpret it with evidence and to think "why did he say this?".
@ScadrianGhostblood
28 күн бұрын
Your commentary about how textbooks don't teach about how dead people slept, made me finally realize why schools fail to actually teach history. It's not only the fact that people on KZitem actually want to learn something or entertaining presentation from youtubers. It's also how people are put into the perspective of those dead people. We can better imagine what they experienced and how they lived without some teaching program that dictates only pure facts decided by some guy we never hear about or how much we can even learn about certain topic. I can't wait for your future history videos. They are something very special on youtube to the point that when ai overtakes the world I wish you will be one of the few people whose consciousness will duplicated and spread to different countries to teach about their history. Thanks for the video!
@druggeddragon420
22 күн бұрын
I am basing an antagonist for my novel based on Diego De Landa and I would like to say that I have watched this video on repeat for a week straight and you are fenomenal. Cheers and thank you for the free knowledge and ideas. edit: yes i know it’s with a ph
@apotatofarmer2871
Ай бұрын
The second use of your chalkboard also being a green screen is fucking genius. I’m an hour and a half in, I don’t even know if this is the first time you’ve done that, but it just hit me. Incredible.
@JamesNeasala
27 күн бұрын
Man, Peach (or do you prefer Peachy?), I gotta say, the amount of effort that you put in these videos is mindblowing, and you present it all in a way that make a topic that I already find infinitely fascinating, even more fascinating. Hats off to you, sir.
@Palemagpie
Ай бұрын
A fascinating and nuanced reading of history. Often times, motivation can be ridiculous and nonsensical. If the acts it inspire already align with the greed or malice of the perpetrators. "No, no slavery is actually fine, because black people are the children of Cain dont you know?" "What? Why?.....what does that have to do with anything? Why would that mean its ok to keep them as slaves?" "Sorry i can't hear you over the collective inhumanity im inflicting! You know, with my morally kosher slaves!" "Wait...your morally *what* slaves!?"
@Borilla95467
Ай бұрын
cobbler and his ramblings of the histories of central/south america has taught me more about that part of history than everything else combined, thanks cob
@Perniciles
28 күн бұрын
This is genuinely my favorite channel at this point.
@cheesecake6696
25 күн бұрын
Be warned, the 2hr run time does not include the 8 hours you need to sit alone in a darkening room absorbing what yove just watched. The sun begins to carress the horizon so now i must rise and pretend that the world is the same one i woke up in yesterday morning. Thank you cobbler.
@bruhcringe9769
26 күн бұрын
"Let's not get too libtarded about this, isn't slaver just another word for job creator?" What a wild fucking line.
@Jinkani
Ай бұрын
When old world journalism (I.E. going through Journals of other peoples accounts), meet modern day video journalist who fell victim to brain rot. You get the account of "DJ Peach Cobbler" with full Reading Rainbow intro. I pray our culture can persist meaningfully to all those who come after us. Thank you for your efforts to reveal other perspectives to old accounts.
@ethangonzalez8904
26 күн бұрын
I say this with all sincerity: you are the jaded, ethically questionable high-school history teacher we NEED right now
@miladeskandari7
Ай бұрын
I would've not watched a video on this topic for 2 hours if it wasn't a djcobbler video. I trusted you and yet again you delivered. Thank you for both the historical information and the funny presentation.
@ggwp638BC
19 күн бұрын
1:13:00 - It's always funny to me when I'm reading some historical text and halfway through I realize I'm just reading a centuries old gooner's fantasies that are being given any credibility at all only because he was one of the only few who could read and write, and his texts actually survived time. My first realization of this phenomena was when I was reading Hagakure. All fun and games about how a samurai thought samurai of his time should act.... until you get to his long and extensive defense of having sex with young boys. That book gave me a lot of insight, in particularly, to never accredit a dead author any more respect than what I'd give to a random 4chan poster. They are, more often than not, on a similar wavelength.
@dyppityjoop5912
19 күн бұрын
just read and dude, what the actual hell 😂😂. one moment he was talking bout compassion the next he talks about how a kid should look a older man and test date a older man for 5 years and if he ever wants to break up just leave without a word.... this book is wild!
@ggwp638BC
16 күн бұрын
@@dyppityjoop5912 It's one hell of a ride, but it's by no means the outlier, if anything, it's a good representation of what was being discussed at the time (yknow, a bunch of soldiers with suicidal tendencies deprived of real wars for 200 or so years). And it actually came to be very influential during 1900s, being an ideological cornerstone of the Japanese Imperial Army, and to this day it still is held in high regard by nationalists (which includes the ruling party).
@charlenetweaver2557
Ай бұрын
Honestly one of the best KZitem videos I have ever watched
@red_nikolai
Ай бұрын
"Things we all find comforting... like the Apocalypse." You jest, but if you think about it, there's gotta be a reason people are so perpetually obsessed with it.
@Thisisaworkofrat
Ай бұрын
The answer is nihilism
@bmocbruhistotle339
28 күн бұрын
Look up "what is the frenzied flame" by ratatoskr
@america8706
Ай бұрын
For every ten minutes in a D.J.P.C. video a dog gets adopted from a no-kill shelter by a mysterious benefactor and wood plank sales skyrocket. I still don't understand why.
@zephyrna6249
Ай бұрын
Im wondering when, if ever, Cobbler develops a new obsession with an obscure historical topic, what it will be. If I could have my way it would be the Russian conquest of Siberia, the Hussite Wars, or perhaps even South East Asian Colonization and the Majapahit.
@thecactusman17
Ай бұрын
DJPC, your stories about the Spanish exploration of the New World are some of the most fascinating and thought-provoking storytelling I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. By highlighting the frustrating gaps in our knowledge, you really highlight just how much influence these men had in their own time by essentially denying the broader knowledge of the precolonial American civilizations both to us far in the future and their own contemporaries who might have objected at the time.
@sevensins3584
Ай бұрын
I discovered this guy yesterday. Loved every video. Today he dropped a 2 hour long video. 🎉
@ethanjennings7235
Ай бұрын
Going from feuding with Matthew Restall to prominently citing him. Glad you guys worked it out.
@biglargefish4130
7 күн бұрын
I genuinely think that the introduction section of this video where you talk about why you love primary sources and why you care about history is one of my favorite things on the internet. I couldn’t tell you in any fancy words why but it’s certainly very very good.
@houserhouse
28 күн бұрын
When I first found Peach Cobbler, I thought he was just another political grifter. I've gone on to realize that he understands humans better than most politicians
@OldSlimJolo
Ай бұрын
Cobbler, just droppin' this to say, your work just continues to grow more and more impressive in both scope and quality. Well done with this video and thank you for it.
@stilis22
25 күн бұрын
just thought you should know I got an ad for "kicking porn addiction through professional help" while watching this video. congratulations, you're in the major leagues now
@Doc41295
28 күн бұрын
I love these long historical video essays so much please never stop
@PudgyFat
21 күн бұрын
Learning that DJ is a fan of Dan Carlin and Kurt Vonnegut explains why I love his content so much.
@IAmWarden.
18 күн бұрын
Your channel it’s better than drugs, love or the finest foods, I don’t need comfort I need DJ Peach Cobbler
@wilorules
23 күн бұрын
you have been probably my favourite KZitem transformations. I love your work.
@travistalks4218
Ай бұрын
Waiter! Waiter! More 2 hour Cobbler videos!
@mariusknappe1562
Ай бұрын
I said to the pink elephant I don't want more pills. i said i do not. they make my eyes close when i watch more than 24 hours of the peach at once and i do not want the pills but the pink elephant does not listen. or it forgot. so i had to fistfight the pink elephant because i do not want her to bring pills. but now i am very sleepy. perhaps the octopi put something in the air vent but they won't answer the questions. help
@DT-267K
Ай бұрын
My dad put his belt away when I told him you posted, so thank you Mr. Peach Cobbler.
@davidiscool26
27 күн бұрын
It’s genuinely amazing how much quality work, research, and attention to the topic DJ Peach Cobbler has brought to this field. Like I don’t even know how to put it into words how astounding it is that in this day and age, some guy with no degrees can create absolute masterpieces in historical work armed with nothing but a camera, a knack for presentation, and an insane obsession of the topic. DJ I hope you see this comment because dude your work is so praise worthy, and I hope you get the recognition you deserve for it.
@randomaj237
29 күн бұрын
Its peak, I visited Tulum a few years back and was moved, and this series has retroactively made that experience even more impactful.
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