"Jerma be funny" "Time that guy out for five minutes" "Jerma you live in a 2007 comedy" "time that guy out for a year"
@Grabnok
2 жыл бұрын
I mean...it is pretty funny.
@unquestionableexistance8704
2 жыл бұрын
@@Grabnok banned forever
@cavemanarthurwalongbeard7395
2 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" *one guy moment*
@cototo
2 жыл бұрын
what big audiences do to chat
@reynoalfarez
2 жыл бұрын
Literally 1985
@ri4706
2 жыл бұрын
that whole "would you shop at a grocery store with outrageously cheap prices if there was a Huge Guy who picked up and ate someone once every hour" bit was a peak jerma hypothetical moment
@crownprincegunfirereborn
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but would you
@laky3348
2 жыл бұрын
@@crownprincegunfirereborn 100%, totally
@skcvy8167
2 жыл бұрын
@@crownprincegunfirereborn depends for how cheap it is and how many people are in the store. if the prices are crazy, say $1 for $7 items, I would go there on a crowded weekend. I'm a skinny short girl who's not particularly lean, so I doubt I look as appealing compared to a bodybuilder or something. I think the bigger question is if the giant man was also allowed to eat employees, would you work there for a ridiculous rate, say $25 an hour.
@scrithen2836
2 жыл бұрын
@@crownprincegunfirereborn dude, he said 80% off EVERYTHING, you could get a TV for like $60, you could get 3 weeks worth of groceries for $35, at the small risk of getting eaten and never seeing your family again, hell yeah who wouldnt go?
@bigidiot5881
2 жыл бұрын
I sincerely love that he implies it's worth doing because everything is 80% off, but when someone says they'd wait an hour in the parking lot to make sure it's safe, he's like "You'd sit in the lot for an HOUR??" - Jerma would canonically rather risk being eaten alive than wait one hour for something.
@evetyler4345
2 жыл бұрын
18:57 I feel I should mention that the chat message was just "the McDick". Jerma's twisted mind turned it into an insult for some reason.
@Kronschnabels
2 жыл бұрын
Truly his own worst enemy. Hope he gets better :-(
@madameghostie
2 жыл бұрын
mcdonald’s new official slogan
@dirkjake
Жыл бұрын
@@Kronschnabels oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy
@paravostok
Жыл бұрын
@@dirkjake every single person is his enemy
@thelawsonman
5 ай бұрын
@@paravostok oh, the treachery.
@spahsexe6011
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma hypotheticals are surreal nightmares.
@SRowntree
2 жыл бұрын
That applies to everything coming out of his mouth, really.
@Grimrai悲壮ライPlay
2 жыл бұрын
"What if I put you in a meat grinder and nothing was left but your finger?" -Jerma985
@thewebspinner
2 жыл бұрын
You desperately need to buy salsa but there's broken glass and sauce all over the floor, as a result, your nacho business fails, you go bankrupt, and of course you go to prison.
@julidee_
2 жыл бұрын
@@SRowntree lol true
@SevenHunnid
2 жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my KZitem channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle👀👀💯💯
@koniginator
2 жыл бұрын
It's astounding that Jerma went from a 4-5k audience to ~15k average in just the past year and a half. Love that he's getting the support he's deserved for a decade and handling it with little to no growing pains (at least that he shows off publicly).
@KingofDpirates
2 жыл бұрын
Among us boosted his career
@8stormy5
2 жыл бұрын
His only growing pain is his shattered spine and raging IBS
@justinburgess5117
2 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna sound like one of those guys that's like "Oh he changed, I only like the classic xyz" but I feel like he has changed. I've been watching since 2016, the only reason I get on twitch is Jerma, and I still go back to the classic jerma streams from 2017-2019. I think that was the best era of jerma. It feels like he has to censor himself more now and the chat is just so toxic now that it's slightly mainstream. I miss my little streamer man, but I'm glad for all the success hes achieving. Just wish it didnt feel forced sometimes. It really showed on the recent "Vampire Survivor" stream imo
@misaefre
2 жыл бұрын
besides the tiktok kids and the people who think its funny to call him a psycho, i completely agree. theres a pretty noticable shift in how things go now and not entirely sure if its a good thing but im very happy for him and the success that he has always deserved
@billybear2333
2 жыл бұрын
@@justinburgess5117 That's the annoying thing with being a fan of things with small followings but deserve more, you want them to have tons of views cause they deserve it but deep down you dont cause you know it brings change usually bad
@Jormelli
2 жыл бұрын
"What happens if you don't have any money left, do you go to jail?" And once again Jerma reveals he is an alien.
@sky_0f_blue979
2 жыл бұрын
@@spades_gameing Wait it isn't like this other places?
@vierzehn575
2 жыл бұрын
@@sky_0f_blue979 i live in Other Places don't worry it's the same way
@largelump3613
Жыл бұрын
@@vierzehn575 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so fucking funny
@Rad-Dude63andathird
Жыл бұрын
@@largelump3613 Damn, someone's taking out their problems on others.
@ImSquiggs
Жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird I choose to believe they were being completely straight and that was truly the funniest joke they've ever seen
@ARandomDragon69
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "Yeah, I have a bunch of health problems. Don't know what's causing it, it's a pain." Also Jerma at 09:08 : "I eat so much McDonalds that my stomach starts to hurt."
@P3t3rPizzarelli
2 жыл бұрын
The Jerma 985 meal is, of course, a bowl of lucky charms with only the marshmallow bits and an entire sleeve of Oreos. Upsize for a Louis Vuitton bag filled with banana milk
@GR-ic7mt
2 жыл бұрын
And a McChicken......don't forget the power aid and a McFlurry
@zombieranger3410
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the poor soul ripped away from the grocery store
@somejabroni51
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes will come with an onion ring
@F4sy
2 жыл бұрын
@@GR-ic7mt make it 5 mcchicken
@ironwraith852
2 жыл бұрын
@@GR-ic7mt 2 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a Big Mac.
@cxc8268
2 жыл бұрын
it's fucking wild to me that jerma orders enough food for a family of 5 at mcdonald's and then eat presumably most of it until his stomach hurts and then assumes that everybody else does that
@sjk7467
2 жыл бұрын
I do that lol
@anyalaASMR
2 жыл бұрын
@@sjk7467 Jerma alt
@autisticskeleton1041
2 жыл бұрын
@@anyalaASMR jerma986
@sonicSnap
7 ай бұрын
i do that
@froxdoggaming3385
6 ай бұрын
@@sonicSnap jerma987
@stinkiepopsicle224
2 жыл бұрын
Why is he so opposed to waiting an hour outside the mall to ensure your safety, but he’s all about risking getting eaten by a giant mall man just for 80% off?
@StarscreamsGirl
2 жыл бұрын
have you seen him gamble? his risk evaluation is a little off.
@Oilupimtherein5
2 жыл бұрын
The man gambles with literally nothing to gain
@jack_of_all_1565
2 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" is one of my favorite Jerma *One Guy* moments for sure.
@IHateNumbersOnNames
2 жыл бұрын
Legendary saga of "Eat a" First the McDick, then the Animal Style dick. I wonder what comes next
@DestroyedArkana
2 жыл бұрын
Thats not even what the guy said too
@TheBrawlUnit
2 жыл бұрын
True because the one guy was in Jerma's mind, very representative of the streams
@nekomancer47
Жыл бұрын
Nah. One Guys are attention seeking little leeches that should be drawn and quartered
@kevinpistilli2593
2 жыл бұрын
I’m conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to laugh anytime somebody calls him ______ Andy
@chalkycherries
2 жыл бұрын
Classical Conditioning Andy
@justasmltwngir1732
2 жыл бұрын
Where does the joke come from?
@HallsteinI
2 жыл бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 Ivan Pavlov discovered that animals and human beings can be conditioned by combining powerful external stimuli together with neutral stimuli in order to alter their behavior patterns. Pavlov's Dogs was a ground breaking psychology experiment that laid the foundation for classical conditioning.
@HallsteinI
2 жыл бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 Not sure where the ____ Andy joke comes from though.
@justasmltwngir1732
2 жыл бұрын
@@HallsteinI lol I already knew about the Pavlov part, was asking about the Andy part, but I genuinely appreciate the thorough explanation lol
@sylviebird
2 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why Jerma's hometown is scary isn't because of the broken salsa jars literally everyone has seen but because it influenced him to become himself
@CinnaMae420
2 жыл бұрын
No, his presence influenced it and caused the salsa jars to break as he approached.
@sylviebird
2 жыл бұрын
@@CinnaMae420 ... Does that mean he's omnipotent and his power also caused thisor was was also at my grocery stores? ...or is it me
@jasonbrewer6714
2 жыл бұрын
@@sylviebird he's in the shelf observing you.
@sylviebird
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbrewer6714 😳
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
2 жыл бұрын
I like creepypastas like this "I just got a job at a grocery store, *employees aren't allowed to look up* "
@toady226
Жыл бұрын
2 sentence horror stories be like
@Somedude48
7 ай бұрын
@@toady226r/2sentence2horror
@MarbleSodaPop
4 ай бұрын
That's basically every generic Reddit NoSleep story
@Rad-Dude63andathird
Жыл бұрын
I love that his hypothetical basically turns into some Zach Hadel shit where he keeps finding ways to make the entire scenario worse every time someone tries to find a workaround.
@stephanieexists
Жыл бұрын
OMG YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT. Zach Hadel and Jerma lovers unite!! Two incredible funny lil critters
@Derinrin
Жыл бұрын
A black hole would form and kill us all if those two meet.
@mythcat1273
4 ай бұрын
Zach Hadel is jerma if he wasn't afraid to make sex jokes
@patrickmaloney5818
2 жыл бұрын
God, it feels like this clip is 4 years old. Can't believe that the backlog is this far behind
@hamburgerdan101
2 жыл бұрын
Theres like one editor and these streams are damn long
@glovishly
2 жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerdan101 What do you mean? There's a bunch of different editors that edit for this channel
@josephs3347
2 жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerdan101 there’re like at least 6 editors
@Mozay3D
2 жыл бұрын
@@josephs3347 And all of them finished edits immediately after the stream was over before joining the main channel. Not dissing just curious what the behind the scenes is on that
@LC-mq8iq
2 жыл бұрын
Its not really a backlog. They do new streams when they are extremely popular ones, but others they wait on.
@papermartin879
2 жыл бұрын
genuinely can't believe jerma actually fell for the "this billionaire started in a garage" thing
@ianalvord3903
2 жыл бұрын
That part is actually true though. The company even had to store the servers there.
@dylanauger7316
2 жыл бұрын
@@ianalvord3903 started off in a garage with only several hundred thousand dollars from mommy and daddy to my name
@qwertzy121212
2 жыл бұрын
@@dylanauger7316 only had 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account
@dylanauger7316
2 жыл бұрын
@@qwertzy121212 bro you just referenced a classic meme from like 2016. That shit took me back for a second. Noatalgia is real.
@TotinosOtherBoy
2 жыл бұрын
@@dylanauger7316 objectively incorrect statement. His mom was broke asfuck his entire upbringing
@TheeOK1
2 жыл бұрын
So that's why he's in the bathroom so long. He lives off a diet of Totinos, milk and ground beef hash.
@Nonexistent_creature
2 жыл бұрын
and 8 pounds of raw ground beef
@anyalaASMR
2 жыл бұрын
And edibles
@kakoytazabar
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is my favorite streamer that I've never watched live.
@anyalaASMR
2 жыл бұрын
Literally caught his very first live today
@CalebColeTrain
2 жыл бұрын
I watch Jerma when I go to bed. Helps me sleep for some reason
@chimerschang
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and then he periodically yelps and goes "ooOH!" out of nowhere...
@Santi_Ramirez02
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@aceplace3357
2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@rewindd
2 жыл бұрын
because you dont even need to watch the game to know whts happening, he goes on such crazy ass tangents that he talks about random shit more than the game lolol
@batofdestiny7801
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’ve been watching his elden rings vods when im starting to fall asleep
@heeeboisss5963
Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a grocery store, it's fucking unbelievable how many salsas fall onto the floor, and it's ALWAYS fucking salsa too for some reason
@telethia6428
2 жыл бұрын
8:16 I always forget that jerma is actually talented at beatboxing
@CheeseAndCrackers_
Жыл бұрын
Most of Jerma’s hypotheticals are just: “what if [the most nightmare inducing situation ever]”
@noaag
2 жыл бұрын
I dont get a lot out of some sandbox and sim type games, so its a blessing to be able to enjoy them secondhand with jerma.
@SRowntree
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma turns everything into a literal sandbox. It's like we're watching our child play, laughing with delight. Except he's 40 and talking to himself.
@theworstmaid
2 жыл бұрын
@@SRowntree 45*
@nicholasdavidson1191
2 жыл бұрын
@@theworstmaid he is actually SIXTY years old and uses BLOOD to maintain a younger look
@1venusflytrap
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasdavidson1191 deepfake andy
@noaag
2 жыл бұрын
@@1venusflytrap adrenochrome andy
@calebschaeferrr
Жыл бұрын
It’s genuinely impressive how fast he can say “nonononononno”
@yeah1774
2 жыл бұрын
I was playing Final Fantasy 9 while watching this video and I swear to god Jerma’s beatbox was in perfect synchronization for me actually winning a battle. Streamer with insane time powers violates temporal barriers.
@gioplease8561
2 жыл бұрын
14:57 jerma’s mouth running circles around his brain in real time.
@grampa.corybreshears
11 ай бұрын
Eating half the McDonald’s inventory is the only thing keeping Jerma from eating one grocery store patron per hour
@MilkCrate801
2 жыл бұрын
what i hate about shopping at a grocery store is that people feel the need to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the isle just to walk like 10 feet to get what they need, walk back to their shopping cart and leave like.. why?
@TheUnoriginal2394
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of times ive had to pull a pallet only to have my path blocked by a shopping cart is infuriating.
@R33fth3b33f
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a stud, I leave my shopping cart wherever I want. I don't have to wheel it constantly like yooouuu
@gonzoGnostalgic
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you think, "Oh, I want [item], I'll run in and grab it, and I'll leave my cart here at the mouth of the aisle so I won't have to reach over it/so it won't get in the way." But then - the item you wanted isn't where you thought it was, or you start having second thoughts. If you're me, you get distracted by something else you see on the shelf, or some passing thought, and forget what you were looking for to begin with, or even that you left your cart in the aisle at all. Ironically, your attempt to streamline your trip into this aisle has created a bigger obstruction. The unfortunate truth of grocery shopping is that us humans are a chaotic bunch; we are the chaos in an efficiently-designed system, and many of us - in both shopping and in life - are playing it by ear, just wandering into the store and ambling about with only faint notions of what we need and where to find it. There's this pie-in-sky idealistic fantasy of efficiency that everyone thinks that we - with all of our modern technology and information exchange - should have achieved by now, but as long as I am (once again) late to some appointment because I spent ten minutes looking for my keys, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time, shopping carts will continue to be left in aisles while their minders, ten feet away, passively glance from one box of pasta to another, trying to remember which one was the one they "bought last time." The best thing you can do is do your best to be thoughtful. Catch yourself if you notice that you've left your cart in an awkward or obtrusive place. And for Christ's sake - rack your carts at the corral when you're done with them. There's always one only a few feet away, and you're saving someone's car door and making an underpaid cart-collector's day a little easier for only a few extra steps.
@TheUnoriginal2394
2 жыл бұрын
@@gonzoGnostalgic philospohizer andy
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
2 жыл бұрын
@@gonzoGnostalgic your argument is in full support of you bringing the cart with you so that doesn't happen
@jimmythethird5514
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh no those are workers! I have to pay them!”
@brokenlegs8431
2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos Andy
@anyalaASMR
2 жыл бұрын
Capitalism Andy
@sbilldmilk
2 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite streams for sure. the small streamer jokes, The Jerma985 Meal™️, and grocery store roof creature triple-threat is fantastic
@keyb
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma when the meal in his basement requests he set them free: 11:12
@SuperCritter64
2 жыл бұрын
5:06 his mockery for the person who said the storage rooms were uneven absolutely destroyed me 😂
@faceless2302
2 жыл бұрын
The issue with the "ate a guy once every hour" thing is that it's not clear if he eats a guy, every hour on the mark, or if this is an average across a 24 hour period, in which case, he could eat 24 people in one hour and never touch another the rest of the day.
@foolsvideofactory
2 жыл бұрын
i assume its probably at any point in an hour time span, one person will be eaten, then the risk of getting eaten comes back upon the next hour starting, so he could eat someone at 4:59, then another at 5:01
@faceless2302
2 жыл бұрын
@@foolsvideofactory devilish
@duuuumb
7 ай бұрын
haven't even gotten that far in the vod yet but could it be eating part of a person every hour for a total of one person eaten over a 24 hour period?
@Kessekom
7 ай бұрын
Why would it be the average? “Ate a guy once every hour” is pretty cut and dry to me.
@duuuumb
7 ай бұрын
@@Kessekom he doesn't say how much he eats, if you eat pizza once every hour are you eating the whole pizza or just a slice?? cmon now
@williamdunbar2802
2 жыл бұрын
I could’ve sworn this stream was already edited and posted before
@Dilgoro
2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought!
@adrienbijoux8351
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same, but I think it's because I watched an animated video about that
@mikeb4474
2 жыл бұрын
SuperDazza edit: The Mall with a Psycho for a Roof
@lucymcelhone4332
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s hypotheticals sound like episodes of the twilight zone
@uhoh8031
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like these videos are just edited stream vods from 1 year ago, because I swear to God I remember watching this in 2021.
@adamnielson42
2 жыл бұрын
This is from 2020 lol
@THExDUFFxBOMBx42777
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve got some bad news for you..
@PaintraSeaPea
2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what this channel is. check the description.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
2 жыл бұрын
Get ready to be made fun of.
@uhoh8031
2 жыл бұрын
oh boy.
@Ivanhoenn
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's ability to beatbox and sing is mesmerizing
@P0PE418
2 жыл бұрын
the picking up alcohol in two places isn’t too inaccurate for my town, the grocery store doesn’t sell hard liquor like the liquor store does, only wines and vodka mixed drinks and such.
@gungulon2347
2 жыл бұрын
I remember visiting Florida last year and being surprised by how you could buy wine and beer in Walmart. They had their liquor store next door too. Here in PA we can't even order spirits from most websites because of our fucky wucky laws. Let me have my funny juice you FREAKS.
@danieltaylor8421
2 жыл бұрын
@@gungulon2347 In Ohio we have liquor stores in the grocery store it’s clutch
@Oliver-ty7xu
2 жыл бұрын
You guys should visit Sweden some day.... Cant buy anything over 3.5% alcohol in a local store. Have to go to a specialised store owned by the goverment
@stitchfinger7678
2 жыл бұрын
@@gungulon2347 Tbf, ordering alcohol online at all is a relatively new thing.
@stitchfinger7678
2 жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-ty7xu I mean, weed is legal in Canada but you can only buy it from gov't stores, and the only thing people complain about is it being pricier than street
@8stormy5
2 жыл бұрын
The insane person fast food habit: don't touch it for like six months, suddenly spend three days within a week ordering way too much off the menu at a time, get sick of it and repeat.
@ethanhayes7038
2 жыл бұрын
Work at a grocery store, can confirm glass salsa jars are dropped and broken disproportionately often. It's one of the worst things that can drop too because it's like three separate steps to clean it all up properly.
@SCloud-yy6hn
Жыл бұрын
those drinks are not a dollar at mcdonalds, i went there once with a single dollar and the total was 1.10 and ive never been so embarassed
@Nada-fj8ij
2 жыл бұрын
I feel as if I've had a half hour lecture on a McDonalds menu item that doesn't exist
@thefunkyrolo
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma spends on average 47 US dollars on a mcdonalds meal
@BodywiseMustard
5 күн бұрын
No, I know what he means. A burger meal, another side, a couple things off the cheap menu. It's like £15
@Mollymauking
2 жыл бұрын
this man will build a mall anywhere. pure insanity
@900nutboys
2 жыл бұрын
OBSESSED with capitalism
@1BaconDoggo1
2 жыл бұрын
A communist who loves capitalism
@brettkozak3479
2 жыл бұрын
Insane mall CEO allows movie goers to bring their own snacks from the grocery store
@thunar1970
Жыл бұрын
You know what they say, if you can dodge a battle axe you can dodge a giant hungry person in the roof.
@potterfan365
2 жыл бұрын
why are his hypotheticals so detailed and intricate
@Kikiapina
2 жыл бұрын
They're not hypotheticals. Jerma is an eldritch being that exists within multiple timelines at the same time and he's just describing things that happen somewhere beyond the veil. The peep the horror person was trying to warn us and we just laughed at it, people who watch Jerma live disappear into those mad machinations he has conjured and never return.
@audrey0919
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina although I kinda feel bad for just laughing about the horror, it WAS the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@arthurmorgan6783
2 жыл бұрын
@@audrey0919 funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@kamikaze4172
2 жыл бұрын
You always stand within 10 feet of anyone you think you can throw. You see the hand coming down for your head, you run and throw the nearest person towards the hand and go about your day. Knowing you survived nearly getting eaten, and that you fed a giant store goblin
@gagne6928
2 жыл бұрын
carry a manequin with you at all times
@kamikaze4172
2 жыл бұрын
@@gagne6928 If you were starving and you were going for a chicken leg, and I threw a plastic one from a children's toy your way, would you eat that or go for the real deal?
@eneco3965
2 жыл бұрын
How do you just casually throw a person
@kamikaze4172
2 жыл бұрын
@@eneco3965 You grab them, and you move your arms in a throwing motion. Just make sure they're small and weak
@eneco3965
2 жыл бұрын
@@kamikaze4172 What if you can't find anyone who's small and weak?
@mackburns8993
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is the same guy who burnt down all those retirement homes
@kenpatchiramasama1076
2 жыл бұрын
Jermatheticals are truly insane. Man just ain't vibin on this plane of existence
@starbarzs7160
2 жыл бұрын
I love watching a new 2nd Jerma video and going "oh God it's from THIS stream" you know it's gonna be good
@MrNegaBlox
2 жыл бұрын
The perfect companion to The House with a Dad in Its Walls
@joshriley2936
2 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" was funnier than it should've been to me
@bool3234
2 жыл бұрын
I can attest to the grocery store salsa messes, it was the most common rhing I had to clean up when I worked at a grocery store. During the 7 months I worked there, I think I cleaned up dropped jars of salsa and marinara around 15 times.
@CuulG
2 жыл бұрын
Ah I was waiting for this, I actually wished jerma made this an actual scp by writing it down and submitting it that would be an awesome video if he ever did it
@mikachu69420
2 жыл бұрын
i mean one of his viewers could. maybe you. or me 👀
@accountname7588
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikachu69420 do it
@Carbon8tion
2 жыл бұрын
Theres already one nearly identical to it, I cant remember the number but its a grocery store that has really good deals, but you gotta deal wirh alot of deadly bullshit to get them since its able to bend the legal system at will. .....Of course that doesnt mean a tale can't be written about the time the giant inflatable man ontop of the store (like the giant ronald mcdonalds) started eating people.
@morkomori9617
2 жыл бұрын
They all laughed, they even called him a nobody, little did they know this would be the guy to win 2 different awards at the streamer awards.
@OvenHut
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma literally describing "sell me this pen" from wolf of wall street is very funny to me
@boxylemons7961
2 жыл бұрын
23:20 I remember when I was a kid there was a Walmart with a Mcdonalds in it when I grew up. I'm not sure if it's still there now but probably.
@bootmanbill2362
2 жыл бұрын
holy shit same
@JomasterTheSecond
2 жыл бұрын
First the House Flipper mall stream, then this stream - I'm expecting the next level to be one where Jerma builds a mall IRL.
@15MinuteUpload
2 жыл бұрын
Do not tempt fate he will literally do it
@Subjecttochannel
2 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer builds ACTUAL mall so he can legally MURDER fans
@s7robin105
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma sees a game about making a mall and proceeds to make multiple tiny stores
@alaraplatt8104
7 ай бұрын
like a mall?
@gabriele8750
2 жыл бұрын
Watching jerma while drunk is an experience
@chrismorrison4525
2 жыл бұрын
18:57 I forgot this legendary moment of Tier List fame originated in this stream
@connorbrown2194
2 жыл бұрын
i like hearing him bring up random 2000s red sox players
@connorbrown2194
2 жыл бұрын
i know mo vaughn was in the 90s but same sentiment
@limepawz
7 ай бұрын
14:18 bit is 10/10 but his delivery on "dave that's fuckin STUPID. Get the fuck out of my GARAGE" sends me everytime
@Sigh95
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma solved the modern bathroom problem: have a big bathroom, bigger bathroom, and biggest bathroom.
@SUPER_HELPFUL
2 жыл бұрын
The best Jerma streams are the ones that devolve into terror and madness.
@benjibutt5796
2 жыл бұрын
The wall with a man in its mall
@Chazer5
2 жыл бұрын
if I was walking though a mall and I saw a giant jerma in the sky I would give him a lil kiss
@slaymen587
Жыл бұрын
Jerma was created when a bunch of alien scientists studied twitch and KZitem autoplay for like a month and just threw it all in a big pod and jerma came out
@jamishmcquo7590
2 жыл бұрын
-2 McChicken's -BIG MAC MEAL -6 nuggets -where's my sweet and sour sauce? (And the two McDoubles are there just in case I'm not done.)
@lonick1692
Жыл бұрын
Jermas mocking cry when chat said it wasnt even was so funny
@kinghrath
Жыл бұрын
"I've never seen a more poorly run store" That's rich coming from Walmart.
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
4 ай бұрын
Never insult walmart again muchacho
@bobbybobby325
7 ай бұрын
“Tall, giant, Norwegian” is exactly how I describe my cat
@justasmltwngir1732
5 ай бұрын
What is your cats name?
@bobbybobby325
5 ай бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 We've got three, actually. Two of them are Norwegian Forest Cats and their names are Boot and Roux!
@beckyestes5339
Жыл бұрын
5:06 his reaction when someone in chat says it's uneven had my sides literally hurting lmfao
@cellophanezebra4663
2 жыл бұрын
8:14 I need this a damn ringtone
@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
2 жыл бұрын
new indie game. you have to get eveything on your shopping list before jerma gets you.
@DarkClaws914
Жыл бұрын
good idea
@DarkClaws914
Жыл бұрын
Dark Claw
@uclearwhale
2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the reference to not being able to get a sponsor when that is exactly what he's doing now.
@Robberdollar
2 жыл бұрын
21:46 Better question is what if everyone else does that and no one else goes into the store.
@forganforge
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a timeless entity
@KingMB_XJ_Official
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma Goes Food Shopping for the Week at McDonalds.
@ChibiBoxing
2 жыл бұрын
"I expect more from a short bostonian streamer"
@freshdib8505
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's meal would feed a family of 8.
@grampa.corybreshears
11 ай бұрын
A family of eight would feed Jerma (if they were covered in mayo)
@radical8329
2 жыл бұрын
Man can you tell when a Jerma video is gonna be a zinger! 5 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
@Pikmin4Deluxe
2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY 600K!!
@jessepinkman69420
2 жыл бұрын
Mr Jeremy Albertson is it true that you “zoinked” off in the local “big bathroom” retail store?
@colleen6341
7 ай бұрын
9:58 This is true. The night of the 2020 election, I Doordashed Jerma’s exact McDonald’s meal as described here (I found another description of it on Reddit) to my college dorm and ate all of it. I had the worst stomach cramps of my life after eating it.
@Bombzyz
2 жыл бұрын
“why would anyone sponsor this stream” uh oh
@alexthekestrel4194
2 жыл бұрын
When I was little I had nightmares EXACTLY like this. A giant that would eat people out of a store- the lights would flash and everything
@onewholeegg
Жыл бұрын
Jerma talking about no one ever sponsoring the stream and then seeing huge achievements like his coin base dollhouse stream is very endearing
@Berstain_
2 жыл бұрын
jerma is extra unhinged in this one
@adm1ralq
2 жыл бұрын
23:02 this is honestly terrifying
@dewnsie
2 жыл бұрын
11:29 almost a spot on Sgt. Hatred impression
@america2793
2 жыл бұрын
POV the enemy spider won: 08:17
@jamishmcquo7590
2 жыл бұрын
FOOTBALL STADIUM ANDY
@bladestorm337
2 жыл бұрын
Should have called it: The Jermall of America
@chalkycherries
2 жыл бұрын
house flipper
@Yalyn
2 жыл бұрын
Was it this stream created the birth of the "Andy" meme?
@misterspaghet
2 жыл бұрын
Nah the "Andy" meme comes from an old Ice Posiden (A twitch streamer) IRL stream in like, I think 2017 or 2018 where a bunch of people in his chat were apparently called Andy, it became a part of twitch culture since he was one of the biggest at the time. Meme still persists today
@HalTheBot
2 жыл бұрын
andy andy
@Daniel16180
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterspaghet not his chat, his stream itself. He had a guy on there named Andy Milonakis (famous for being a 40 year old that looked like a 14 year old) that showed up often. Then by coincidence he had another couple regulars also named Andy on, and it just became shorthand for anyone appearing on Ice Poseidon's stream as a way of driving people to their own content (why else would you want to hang out with Ice Poseidon?).
@moebiustrip
2 жыл бұрын
@@misterspaghet It's the streamer andy milonakis that spawned the meme. He would sit a lot and they would call him "oh we got sitting andy again" and then it went to other parts of twitch.
@fd.
2 жыл бұрын
19:59 SCP-4703 bit
@benshapiroeatscrack8865
2 жыл бұрын
My brain was pure static when he started rambling about spicy mcchickens
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