I've literally not seen a single person struggle with this game before Pyro.
@OneN4me
2 жыл бұрын
He's beginning to become what they call "old"
@osnofa__
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro moment
@OneN4me
2 жыл бұрын
@homosexuality pov: he works for game journalist.
@theultimatebusta
2 жыл бұрын
So happy to know pyrocynical dyed his hair grey to celebrate the new yakuza announcements and not because he’s secretly balding
@a.rstone8419
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro is John yakuza????!!
@therapistgamering
2 жыл бұрын
Mald
@bruhtusmomentum744
2 жыл бұрын
Mans looking like that joryu guy from yakuza may cry
@Memegon_
2 жыл бұрын
What announcement?
@WomanSlayer-69
2 жыл бұрын
He will now avoid paying child support
@whyiwakeup6460
2 жыл бұрын
The title should be “pyrocynical has xqc’s iq”
@Photogenick
2 жыл бұрын
and hair
@nise6699
2 жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical is xqc confirmed
@kanyewest4985
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro is the one that always complain that the internet has to short attention span but he cant even bare to listen to an tape for 5seconds
@scoot4390
2 жыл бұрын
ign game journalist struggles to draw a vertical line for about 10 minutes
@danishrazif9082
2 жыл бұрын
Watching Pyro playing this on stream was so infuriating. Pyro really fell off because of this game lmao
@rabbid8869
2 жыл бұрын
mhm
@blindwhy
2 жыл бұрын
You guys have no idea how long pyro got stuck in that pause menu. I am convinced this guy would be homeless and jobless if he weren't a youtuber.
@BitrateBilly
2 жыл бұрын
I like that this game is both a joke and also really clever with some of its puzzles
@Seprun1
2 жыл бұрын
so glad a IGN journalist was finally able to beat a game with no guides!
@Ami0DaroNe
2 жыл бұрын
I was in the stream and GODD SO MANY GAME JOURNALIST MOMENTS lmfao
@Champion919Games
2 жыл бұрын
1:06 “Crashed”
@literallyme6009
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of seething on stream was insane
@henrynutsy
2 жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical: *makes an analysis of so many games* Also pyrocynical: How do I edit the menu?
@hxx3815
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro whining about game not in le head?
@flamingburritto
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro: Makes huge videos breaking down games, movies and series, explaining intricate details, complex themes and underlying subtle metaphors. Also pyro: *Can't draw a fuvking line from start to end*
@thehonque8448
2 жыл бұрын
3:16 thought he was being smart but that's how solve it
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit pyro struggling on the menu is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Actual game journalist
@11gscanlan
2 жыл бұрын
So Proud of Pyro for getting a job at IGN, he should finally be able to afford a car now.
@WaltuhUlbricht
2 жыл бұрын
This was annoying to watch live on stream. I watched someone else play this game and he was playing it like an average IQ person. Pyro on the other hand was malding at the most simple puzzles there are.
@antzerobooks
2 жыл бұрын
can't wait for the 8 hours analysis video on how to get out of that menu
@tristenmoor7831
2 жыл бұрын
6:43 "I'm not even playing that." *plays it*
@EthanSchaner
2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely want to stop watching. this dude literally couldn't get out of the menu. I don't care how many years I've watched your content this was too painful.
@Aidan977
2 жыл бұрын
You are making a big deal out of nothing, crybaby
@reykoranteng9089
2 жыл бұрын
Game journalist moment on the start right there.
@oatjuice5921
2 жыл бұрын
i cant deal with this gameplay pyro, who concaved your skull as a toddler?
@simonghoul3602
2 жыл бұрын
This is both a perfect game for Pyro to play and at the same time the worst game for Pyro to play somehow
@hilotakenaka
2 жыл бұрын
"The Witness is a really good game with hard puzzles. I've only seen Joseph Anderson's video on it." Joseph Anderson's video: "The puzzles are a complete waste of time with no deeper meaning. It's also incredibly pretentious with the message it wants to convey."
@18themxxn_
2 жыл бұрын
Watching Joseph Anderson's video on the witness has to be the best way of experiencing the game
@PhilomathWizard
2 жыл бұрын
OK its kind of funny watching Pyro struggling with this puzzle after watching Cellbit do the thing super quick like: "oh that was fun!" lmao
@princeofasturias
2 жыл бұрын
2:18 Name of the song anyone?
@Festivogamer
2 жыл бұрын
actual game journalist gameplay
@gz7006
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I was kicking myself thinking "no way, I saw Pyro playing this before, is this a reupload, did I watch this stream", but nah, it was Albino's video
@GravitWry
2 жыл бұрын
I joined the stream at the last puzzle and watching him do it was the most painful thing I felt that day.
@kingofcards9516
2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this wasn't a reaction video of someone who made an actual good video.
@bootmanbill6973
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro editing to make it look like he wasn't stuck on snek for half an hour
@gunzo2314
2 жыл бұрын
ACTUAL GAME JOURNALIST
@user-xs1is9yd5o
2 жыл бұрын
PyroLIVE? More like JournoLIVE
@Aubrey198
2 жыл бұрын
The aliens are coming we’ve been compromised
@Ayeloo
2 жыл бұрын
"Ain't no way" It ain't
@77tgtt-5rsys4
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly isn't an "outside the box" thinker.
@goldendager2762
2 жыл бұрын
Would honestly love to see you react to some of Joseph Anderson’s videos!!!
@millennialchicken
2 жыл бұрын
At least when the channel game ends he can get a job with IGN
@OppDoc
2 жыл бұрын
I have everything done except the extra crazy puzzle at the end :(
@prodonyx
2 жыл бұрын
The guy rambling about gravity in this game sounds like FranzJ lmfaoo
@yamaddie
2 жыл бұрын
funny thing is the looker is prolly better art than the witness
@wolverinexo6417
2 жыл бұрын
Link to vod please?
@bennoel4555
2 жыл бұрын
pyro is basically moistcr1tical now
@kellyngo150
Жыл бұрын
Pyro not understanding start to end is hilarious yet disappointing
@AntiVectorTV
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like going into this without having played The Witness first was a mistake. A lot of this game's humor is very direct jabs at stuff The Witness did. After seeing Pyro struggle with these puzzles though, yeah maybe The Witness isn't the best choice...
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like all jokes aside this game is easy as hell and pyro looks braindead playing iy
@wuffser
2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified game journalist classic.
@QueenNagaJacie
2 жыл бұрын
How did Pyro get so old quickly?!
@ninegamers1564
2 жыл бұрын
literally every other person that has played this game didn’t struggle at all how is he this gaming journalist
@Mr.Samoloth
2 жыл бұрын
pyro got the default skin gray
@josealvarez1348
2 жыл бұрын
I love how when I joined stream it took pyro like a hour to just get out of the menu
@peynerbufton4761
Жыл бұрын
6:04 House of the dead 1 ost chapter 2
@StarchieHalo
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to watch mojo and today we will be counting down pyrocynicals top ten streaming fails
@iwaswithyourmum
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro finally loses that one brain cell he has.
@barrettoliver2009
2 жыл бұрын
So sad the dementia is getting worse
@crowly616
2 жыл бұрын
game developer moment at the start
@josiahjones3756
2 жыл бұрын
Feels and looks like it should be a vr game
@The.Reilly
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, if he hates this game wait until he hears about The Witness.
@HogSlopp
2 жыл бұрын
everyone's a junglist nowadays
@Apple_Beshy
2 жыл бұрын
watching this live is so hilarious but I hate the fcking chat
@Prismate
2 жыл бұрын
You are genuinely the same person as Albino, no I am not insane
@tophatturtle69
2 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in and im losing my fucking mind
@apotatoman4862
2 жыл бұрын
love this wonderful reaction content with the video in the description
@DavidTheBrain_
2 жыл бұрын
original video in description
@marcuslee4902
2 жыл бұрын
For those who dont understand why the IGN logo is getting flashed, I'll give you a hint, "cuphead", now you guys connect the dots yourself.
@SpikyBlade
2 жыл бұрын
First it was fembimbo and now you
@chickenfeet8321
2 жыл бұрын
So glad Pyro is developing his brain, glad to see he can now solve simple puzzles!
@tomc180
2 жыл бұрын
why am I the only reply on a comment with 1.1k likes 💀
@tonyhouse8500
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro: - tells that The Witness is really hard and good, then admits he never played it - struggles to understand the concept of "Start" and "End", and that usually something goes from one to another - is surprised when the game does exactly what it tells him it will do (deletes the save files and closes) And all in a span of just THE FIRST MINUTE. So guys, we did it. We finally found something that we need to bully Pyro for even more than his degenerate fetishes.
@cycy8699
2 жыл бұрын
certified game journalist
@hilotakenaka
2 жыл бұрын
Again he said the game was good, but Joseph's video on it (which is all he knows about The Witness) was mostly him talking about how awful the game is
@anormalperson7161
2 жыл бұрын
@@hilotakenaka Joseph didn't just talk shit about the game, he explained how the game was too pretentious and time wasting to enjoy, even though the core gameplay was fun
@hilotakenaka
2 жыл бұрын
@@anormalperson7161 he said one of the main reasons why he played through it all was because he really liked the creator, and was incredibly frustrated that the game came from someone who was famous in the indie industry It’s a lot like how many Kojima fans were frustrated by Death Stranding. Also he definitely stated that he didn’t like how the puzzles had any sense of consistency to them, with him having to resort to a guide to solve one of them, and even then he can’t understand what the solution even meant
@anormalperson7161
2 жыл бұрын
@@hilotakenaka tbh, hearing Joseph say that even he had to resort to a guide made me feel much more relaxed about my experience with the game 😅
@gogoafro7704
2 жыл бұрын
this was horrible to watch on stream it was the only steam that I happily left because pyro was just shouting at chat even though they were trying to help but he was braindead
@rabbid8869
2 жыл бұрын
it was my first time watching one of his streams and from what ive seen hes braindead
@FrosteryGaming
2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious. Wish I was there
@memehardt2310
2 жыл бұрын
@@FrosteryGaming No GoGo is right about this one, I've seen more activity in bacteria than in his brain for that entire stream
@whimsoffakelove3743
2 жыл бұрын
It translated into the video really well. Dude saw that it was an obvious parody of the game but still took it super seriously, then got mad at the game for being a parody because he was upset about the simple puzzles
@moosecannibal8224
2 жыл бұрын
@@FrosteryGaming Honestly same, seeing someone legitimately fail at something incredibly simple is comedy to me, recently watched my friend eat five edibles and brain-dead their way through the start of Cyberpunk (for reference)
@HeisenbergTheFirst
2 жыл бұрын
Very proud that pyro is progressing through his game journalist career. We're all so proud of you pyro.
@Lucabg...
2 жыл бұрын
You again
@Loayo
2 жыл бұрын
Your better than NWRIH is a great Source mod, at least you're funnier
@adowi139
2 жыл бұрын
@@Loayo bro what did both of these guys do?
@interestingusername306
2 жыл бұрын
@@Loayo it's nmrih (great game btw) and nah my man is dope asf
@crash4267
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly would be very happy to be a video game journalist, I don't have to be good at the game, I get paid anyway lol
@lovelyspoon5413
2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the guy that made an 8 hour video essay about an obscure tv show struggled playing the silliest game I've ever played. I don't even feel good about myself, I'm just confused.
@crimsonvale7337
2 жыл бұрын
partially, it does rely on you actually having played the witness which pyro obviously hasn't, but other than that maybe e suffered braindeath for the duration of the stream
@gamingmaster6377
2 жыл бұрын
so much has happened lately in pyro's le head (5th divorce!!) that he is now functionally braindead
@orionsiegrist
2 жыл бұрын
I find it entertaining to watch people play this game and completely miss out on the jokes that the dev is making. The dev has obviously played through the Witness and is just making fun of how serious the witness takes itself as well as how inconsistent it’s messages are.
@athomicritics
2 жыл бұрын
exactly its best to play this after you are done doing the witness
@seanfarley4442
2 жыл бұрын
It's so sad to see him brush past and talk over the voice recording parts cuz they're actually pretty funny if you don't have the attention span of a 5 year old
@glassesgaming1723
2 жыл бұрын
yeah pryo’s humor doesnt work in letplays very well
@simonghoul3602
2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you choose a furry with the exaggerated swagger of a british 5 year old and an inflation fetish as your streamer
@sweetnote.
2 жыл бұрын
a 5 year old? thats very optimistic
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweetnote. You're right. The attention span of a British person.
@Ze_eT
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonghoul3602 The only thing that matters here is that he's british. And with that hair, he ain't 5 year old.
@RegalRoyalWasTaken
2 жыл бұрын
"Why do we give this man our money" passing by in chat had me wheezing
@noahb0216
2 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@humanitronix
2 жыл бұрын
local man malds while yelling at chat for help, before immediately berating chat for trying to help- honestly the most painful pyro video ive ever seen. the start menu bit holy shit please the pretending is too convincing
@Bucknutznoah
2 жыл бұрын
My man I don't think that was pretending but believe me i wish it was
@saltfah1987
2 жыл бұрын
Its nice to see Pyro progressing from copying Leafy, to copying Critikal to now copying Albino
@erwins_arm
2 жыл бұрын
@j.w.-
2 жыл бұрын
Albino is a furry, pyro too???
@acefireskull6693
2 жыл бұрын
truly a maggot moment
@southestst
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.w.- fat furry fart role (fffr)
@HeisenbergTheFirst
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro can relate to the ending because every British person is born knowing how to make a compass from biscuits and crumbs.
@ThatRipOff
2 жыл бұрын
Watching this stream live gave me PTSD flashbacks from years ago of watching EgoRaptor from Game Grumps confidently and aggressively refuse to learn how a game works.
@1990EscortXR3i
2 жыл бұрын
quite impressive how he struggled with every single puzzle
@aleks7148
2 жыл бұрын
Not even a min into the vid and pyro is alrady having truble even starting the game
@unfathomable3434
2 жыл бұрын
I remember having to clog up my phones camera roll with pictures that I took to complete the witness
@thenaut2111
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro really shows his prowess in geniusness with this video
@FOF275
2 жыл бұрын
The more games Pyro plays, the more of a gaming journalist he becomes
@LexisVoyage
2 жыл бұрын
man pyro really fell off from the glory days of bullying children.
@Seth_Walters
2 жыл бұрын
This video does not do the complete chicanery that was the stream justice. At 3:57 he solves a puzzle and says "I don't get it", but you don't understand how long he was there. The snake puzzle on stream felt waaay longer than 10 minutes. It was mind-boggling how much brain rot we were seeing
@StrandKMD
2 жыл бұрын
half a minute in and my hairline is completely gone from second hand backseat malding holy fuck
@lukasxss1794
2 жыл бұрын
makes sense that someone like pyro unironically likes the witness
@1990EscortXR3i
2 жыл бұрын
I fear for what this means
@GodOfGames523
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro is the type to start getting angry while playing fucking mario party, it's a silly game made to parody another game, no need to go full on ''it's actually in le head'' serious gamer time
@CasuallyShadow
2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love games like this, gives off major portal humor vibes, combined with something else i can't quite place my finger on.
@error_idiot8329
2 жыл бұрын
British man struggles to understand a game about putting red lines on paper. Side note that I hope the guy who made this is getting plenty of love it was a joy to play.
@d3c1m82
2 жыл бұрын
He plays like an actual game journalist
@wielku
2 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I have adhd playing this" bruh you couldn't even sit through any audiologs this was the most painful playthrough of this game I saw, bravo sir
@smugbowkid9919
2 жыл бұрын
This stream really was Pyro’s brain melting for way too long. Actual smooth brain moments.
@Melchizedeki
2 жыл бұрын
3:35 You shortened a puzzle that took you 20 minutes to solve into 5 frames. 3 LOOPS
@invisible-car-man
2 жыл бұрын
3:28 i have the exact same habit but i'm embarrassed to know that i have this trait shared with a 26-year-old british man who cosplayed as woman in a maid dress
@xminota
2 жыл бұрын
"behind you" immediately walks backwards, smooth move pyro 2:35
@jojoke2909
2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely had to stop watching when I was there, these puzzles where so easy and you fucked up for like 10 mins and would go "WOOOOOT, I DID IT RIGHT"
@Penguno45
2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how him being bad at a game makes him think its bad
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