"how do you do?" "Not so well I'm afraid, you see I'm being mugged at gunpoint as we speak"
@km077
Ай бұрын
"Terrible to hear that, young sir. I would have loved to help ya, but I'm afraid it's not really possible at the moment, given our current predicament."
@Hairysteed
Ай бұрын
It feels weird that the correct response in English to "how do you do" is "how do you do" - it feels like not answering a question.
@aboomination897
Ай бұрын
@@Hairysteed they can't handle the truth
@8523wsxc
Ай бұрын
How do you do ≠ How are you
@sanserof7
Ай бұрын
@@Hairysteed When I was in Ireland this really confused me. I'd respond with how I was doing and they'd look at me as if I was crazy.
@Sumtinrandom
Ай бұрын
I've personally always felt that when you're gonna commit a crime you may as well not be a dick about it.
@elvancor
Ай бұрын
I believe it is disproportionally dicks who come to commit crimes in their time.
@coalkingryan881
Ай бұрын
I feel the opposite, if you’ve already made one moral failing, why not make a little more and be a dick.
@bacht4799
Ай бұрын
True.. there is nothing wrong with having manners…!
@rubenotero7100
Ай бұрын
Right? Like you don't need to point a gun at me AND yell at me, the gun will do.
@sirhakonik6071
Ай бұрын
well there is the psychological factor of threatening the victim into submission, without which they are much more likely to be resisting, so there actually is a reason bandits do that
@SatyracleKraken
25 күн бұрын
My dad was mugged in Brazil outside his apartment he was renting from a drug lord. His friend got pistol whipped and was bleeding when they came back. The land lord saw and asked what happened, then said, “One moment.” He stepped outside and five minutes later came back with all their stuff. My dad still to this day has no idea what happened in those five minutes, and doesn’t want to.
@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
21 күн бұрын
I guess the moral of the story is to rent from drug lords.
@DeathnoteBB
21 күн бұрын
Either a crime or “Hey, they live under my roof. You stole what belongs to me.”
@SatyracleKraken
21 күн бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB yeah, fear alone was probably enough.
@TarsonTalon
16 күн бұрын
"Since when did I say you were allowed to rob my tenants?! They already pay me, YOU IDIOTS!"
@pandanarian7625
14 күн бұрын
Or he did this
@nuancolar7304
Ай бұрын
Letting him keep his boots was a bigger thing than most might think. Walking five miles barefoot through the countryside would have been tough.
@nyikasplace9886
25 күн бұрын
No 😂
@ReeTuber118
23 күн бұрын
@@nyikasplace9886Yes it is, especially when there is nearly no infrastructure at all only the wild forest floor.
@@nyikasplace9886 On a real note, Why just say no? Why not give an opinion? Shoes were suuuuper important back in the day. Have fun stepping on a simple rose thorn, getting your foot infected, and possibly dying or losing your leg. Thank god we have the legendary "No 😂" to cure all our ailments.
@steveparadis2978
Ай бұрын
Old Irish story: Two gunmen waiting to waylay the local landlord on his rent circuit. "He's late," one notes, "Hope the poor man hasn't had an accident."
@ianross806
Ай бұрын
Heard the same joke but it was about two assassins about to blow up a bridge that Hitler crossed on the way home.
@pathutchison7688
Ай бұрын
That’s joke is funnier when it’s about waiting to assassinate Hitler. In fact, this version doesn’t even make sense If your intent is to rob him.
@VahanMartirosyan-ql4vg
Ай бұрын
Heard the same joke, but it was about two russian bandits at 1990-s. The next time the authorities of our states tell us how we are all different and why we must fight each other, remember this case, where 3 people from different cultures told the same joke in three versions. Workingmen of all countries, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. You have a world to win!
@MNIV09
Ай бұрын
@@VahanMartirosyan-ql4vg"You have nothing to lose but your chains". One of the most beautiful things I've ever heard..!
@xconnorgrillox
Ай бұрын
Workers of the world shouldn't have to toil 5 or 6 days a week its no life at all by the time you're dead
@RecklessFables
Ай бұрын
He totally missed the sack that young man was packing in a more central location. Musta been another 20 guineas in there as well.
@km077
Ай бұрын
Twenty guineas worth of family jewels, yes.
@olivermorin3303
Ай бұрын
Might be a codpiece, but the movie takes place in the mid-1700s so it's a bit late for that as far as fashion goes. On the other hand, I could imagine a contemporary young man dressing up with a little extra padding around the groin.
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
@@olivermorin3303 A bit late? Clearly not a codpiece, and it's "a bit late" as in the time when codpieces were well on their way falling out of fashion was 190 and more years earlier... it's a bit late like how a movie set in the 1940s depicting powdered wigs, tricornes and breeches as the fashion would be a bit late. Sorry if anything sounded rude, my take. I think it's not a codpiece, those went out of fashion as far away as post-French revolution fashion went out of fashion in relation to today.
@olivermorin3303
Ай бұрын
@@SStupendous No, I get it. "A bit late" is definitely an understatement.
@petermgruhn
Ай бұрын
@@SStupendous Oh.
@revanati222
Ай бұрын
I always loved the scene in Plunkett and Maclean where they rob the French Ambassador. They try to rob him in his native tongue, and he replies in English "Please Sir, murder me, but not my language!"
@ceopotato5712
19 күн бұрын
least french person be like:
@Hairysteed
Ай бұрын
"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper
@thelocalshaman8024
Ай бұрын
be polite, be efficient, have a plan to greet everyone you meet
@TheJanooby
Ай бұрын
and keep a jar to piss in at all times
@cymrucat
Ай бұрын
This is just Celtic culture our professionals you wouldn't even see
@rufuspipemos
Ай бұрын
For reference, a "guinea" contained 1/4 ounce of gold. They stole 20 from him. That's 5 ounces of gold. At current prices of $2350/ounce, they took him for $11,750 in today's value. Not bad for a tax-free day of work.
@topbreak38
Ай бұрын
You're gonna want to claim that. You might be crazy enough to mess with killers like Barry, but the IRS!?
@WikiSnapper
Ай бұрын
The IRS would take afront at the idea that is "tax-free" there is a line for income made through illegal means.
@anon2034
Ай бұрын
The purchasing power is different, though!
@MichaelYoung-kc4nh
Ай бұрын
@@anon2034 perhaps. But gold price increases rarely do better than inflation. You could get a butler and two maids for a year for that money then. You can't now.
@stt5v2002
Ай бұрын
What do you imply, sir? A gentleman shall pay his taxes promptly, for an outlaw he may be but not uncivilized.
@AesirUnlimited
Ай бұрын
“Can’t have shit in South Yorkshire.”
@debhin
Ай бұрын
Cork*
@dero4378
Ай бұрын
You can keep your boots.
@nilsdoennewald7620
Ай бұрын
@@dero4378 but i take the boobs
@IndoGunsnGear
Ай бұрын
"The inability to retain ownership of one's belongings within the bounds of South Yorkshire"
@dero4378
Ай бұрын
@@IndoGunsnGear thanks for translating
@RubbittTheBruise
Ай бұрын
And from Mr. Barry, not once a "Thank you" or "Fare well".
@VeryProfessionalGamer
Ай бұрын
so disrespectful, not to say outright rude. He might at least have bidden his muggers a good day, could he not?
@mkv2718
Ай бұрын
“take his shoes?”
@hohetannen4703
Ай бұрын
Kids these days have no class.
@Grimfr0st
Ай бұрын
Now isn't that a fine how do ya do..
@EbonySaints
Ай бұрын
If it's any consolation, he and another Irishman rip off a bunch of rich nobles in Europe at cards, proceeds to completely embarrass one in a duel, and becomes a gold digger by the midway point.
@UserUserUser-jg8zs
Ай бұрын
1000% accurate, even in music, according to historians, the forests sounded like that, especially in autumn.
@SteveAkaDarktimes
Ай бұрын
ah yes, the English Autumn flutes...
@neglectfulsausage7689
29 күн бұрын
in vietnam the forest sounds like vietnamese speech
@herbderbler1585
27 күн бұрын
As an annual patron of my local renaissance faire, I can confirm this is accurate.
@kenbutler7560
Ай бұрын
"This is my son." *flags son with loaded pistol*
@yankee1376
Ай бұрын
People had lots of sons back then, it didn't matter as much.
@e1n17g13l1i14sh
Ай бұрын
😂
@e1n17g13l1i14sh
Ай бұрын
Good one yankee
@mitchrils
Ай бұрын
The triggers on those old pistols were very heavy
@riftvallance2087
Ай бұрын
Only about a 50 50 chance of it going off anyway
@jackmcmorrow9397
Ай бұрын
He robbed his ass AND let him keep his fake ass J's, dudes a monster
@keatotherealone520
Ай бұрын
Nah man them thangs cost more than them js, those them 1700s steppas hand crafted with finest animal leather😂😂
@thecipher8495
10 күн бұрын
@@keatotherealone520 hand crafted by one of the best, if not the best of all shoe/boot maker that ever lived.
@forwhomthebelltolls
Ай бұрын
"I killed an English officer in a duel and...." "Sweet talk will get you nowhere young man"
@Dunkopf
16 күн бұрын
Twas a good attempt. Kenna think of a better excuse
@-ZM_Gaming-
12 күн бұрын
Only one English Officer? Such a shame
@urban7514
Ай бұрын
I’ll tell you what… you can keep your sneakers.
@Grimfr0st
Ай бұрын
"gimme all your money, but keep ya Jordan's.."
@urban7514
Ай бұрын
@@Grimfr0st ”…which, in normal circumstances, I would have for myself.”
@astrotrek3534
Ай бұрын
@@urban7514 "Man, might'nt I be allowed to keep my Camry?"
@urban7514
Ай бұрын
@@astrotrek3534 ”… I should like to obli… What? You have a Camry? Where? Keys, now!”
@KRAFTWERK2K6
Ай бұрын
Most polite mugging in da hood.
@That_1_Bohemian
Ай бұрын
This is where Canada began
@MutatedPizzaBoi
Ай бұрын
Roasted
@asundev3326
Ай бұрын
North wind reference
@ronlacker326
Ай бұрын
You forgot the racism too
@That_1_Bohemian
Ай бұрын
@@ronlacker326 no one is racist without a reason to cause it, so that doesn't relate to this at all. Go race bait somewhere that it's relevant to and stop portraying history in ridiculous ways. If people are racist today it has nothing to do with this
@JesusFriedChrist
Ай бұрын
@@ronlacker326We’re only racist to the people that don’t belong here, which is fair.
@Hylander27
Ай бұрын
So that's what Benjamin franklin did before getting into politics
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
I guess he looks like him, lol
@UchihaOokami2596
Ай бұрын
It's what he WHILE in politics. Dude was a madlad
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
Ай бұрын
@@UchihaOokami2596 Man was bedding the entire female French population.
@JS-jh4cy
Ай бұрын
Damn missed out on the good old days
@adcoxrobert3786
Ай бұрын
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy Thankfully, because he was the only man in France at the time.
@TheLasombra077
Ай бұрын
lol “our clients” aka “our victims” Gotta love it
@joakimbjorkgren3511
Ай бұрын
It does seem the corporate way of thinking started early.
@gusfring6887
Ай бұрын
@@joakimbjorkgren3511 Dude you look exactly like me but with glasses wtf 😂
@EliJahTebbens
22 күн бұрын
I mean a client is a client. When I did social work, we called the folks who came to the food bank or get their taxes done or make a phone call our clients. Some of those clients had clients, and their clients had clients and so on forever more.
@_sayan_roy_
Ай бұрын
I wish the whole internet interacts like this at least just for one year.
@crassiewassie8354
Ай бұрын
One day even
@shacklock01
Ай бұрын
I mean, the internet used to b e a decent place, when it was for nerds and freedom loving folks. Its just the last 15 years it turned into a cesspool.
@bbb462cid
Ай бұрын
"And which milk sop son of a whore may I say has had the pleasure of enduring my epithets?" That's as close as you'd get LOL
@fjLKA
Ай бұрын
"How do you do. And now I must get on to the more regrettable stage of our interaction. I am afraid I think you are a (censored) just like every other one of you (censored) and you can go and (censored). Fairwell, good sir.
@Warrior_Culture
Ай бұрын
@@shacklock01 Unfortunately, I can't say I agree with you. The internet was never "for" anyone and the nerds and freedom loving folk are still around, even in greater number. The only thing that has changed is the same thing that changes when a settlement grows and flourishes into a city; there are bad neighborhoods. However, this does not mean that what was good about it has vanished, nor does it mean there aren't even more good things about it than there were from the start.
@richard84738
Ай бұрын
I was mugged in a foreign country and aside from my cash the guy took my pack of cigarettes, took 1 out, stuck it in my mouth, then pocketed the pack for himself.
@jaykim8851
27 күн бұрын
much respekt
@user-vx2vl9cr5m
25 күн бұрын
What about a lighter? You have one? If not, then it’s disrespect, cuz now you only are halfway there
@DeathnoteBB
21 күн бұрын
@@user-vx2vl9cr5mWho has a pack of cigarettes and no lighter
@user-vx2vl9cr5m
21 күн бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB people who ask others if they have a lighter when smoking
@FurryWrecker911
13 күн бұрын
@@DeathnoteBBHaving frequented the smoking area many times in my life, I can't tell you how many people I've met that have uttered the phrase "you got a light?" For every person carrying a pack, there's 2 more without a lighter or without a working lighter, I swear.
@obiwanfisher537
Ай бұрын
Aww the horse really liked that actor.
@j22563
Ай бұрын
that was cute, yes
@heyokaoverdashelly2kangel945
Ай бұрын
They both packed
@brianbagnall3029
Ай бұрын
That's because they share certain anatomy in common.
@vandal3170
25 күн бұрын
how can you tell?
@astarteswillum5259
15 күн бұрын
I was looking for someone to comment about that.
@Malephex
Ай бұрын
It's like meter maids. Just because your line of work is disagreeable to others, theres no need for rudeness while you prosecute it.
@bedeehiogu2159
Ай бұрын
I think "disagreeable" is highly euphemistic in this case, sir 😅
@rc59191
Ай бұрын
My girlfriend works for the IRS so she gets called all sorts of names by people which I hate because she's sweetness itself.
@legoeasycompany
Ай бұрын
@@rc59191 tbf the IRS will take drug money and other illegally earnt money without a care in the world. As long as it's declared and the IRS gets their cut they don't care how you got it. At least the highwaymen will meet you face to face to get it
@josephpostma1787
Ай бұрын
@@rc59191 What's her name? Mimi Clark?
@mattmattmatt131313
29 күн бұрын
@@rc59191 Sweetest people can still rob you blind.
@fridabbasov4792
Ай бұрын
At least they never interrupted each other's speech, very gentle and articulate conversation
@niosil6593
Ай бұрын
This is actually an insanely good movie. Highly recommend.
@hatingontruth9118
Ай бұрын
There really was only one Stanley Kubrick.
@indycole396
Ай бұрын
What movie is this?
@andrewklang809
Ай бұрын
@@indycole396 Barry Lyndon
@piercebrosnan9528
Ай бұрын
@@indycole396 Barry Lyndon
@RaffieFaffie
Ай бұрын
@@indycole396 Barry Lyndon
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
Ай бұрын
Nobody has mentioned this is a real guy. Captain James Freney of Kilkenny Ireland. Actually managed to strike a deal with authorities and avoid execution, later becoming a customs official in Wexford until he died in 1788. Really beat the odds.
@ronaldramo3
Ай бұрын
Robberies and amnesty were a thing in those days. IIRC, there were 4-5 general amnesties offered to pirates by the UK in the 17th and 18th Centuries.
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
Ай бұрын
@@ronaldramo3 Oh I'm well aware of the kings pardon given out in 1718 to pirates inhabiting the pirates nest of Nassau, was a pretty good deal overall. I'm actually a pirate historian. I wasn't aware such deals were struck with highwaymen in the British isles. I figured the fate of people like Dirk Turpin was typical of the era.
@michaelmurdock4607
Ай бұрын
Makes sense they made him a customs official. "Captain, we see you are well versed in robbing and have impeccable planning and people skills. How would you like to rob in a more official capacity, Captain?"
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
Ай бұрын
@@michaelmurdock4607 I was gonna say. In a philosophical sense, is there truly a difference in profession?
@kgus123
Ай бұрын
@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez "O, I am a pirate historian." "Oh yes, he is a pirate historian."
@stevecarey2030
Ай бұрын
Don't feel too bad for young Barry here. He's pretty much a complete ass throughout the entire movie.
@rekinlas
Ай бұрын
Trivia related to this Kubrick movie: He used no artificial light sources for filming, staying only with what they had for the period - candles and lanterns. All this required special lenses used for NASA satellite photography, and using some ingenuity to integrate these with 35mm movie cameras. Use of candles for indoors introduced additional difficulties such as needing constant replacement during Kubrick's many takes and also managing the smoke.
@JH-lo9ut
15 күн бұрын
It's not true though. Many scenes actually have artificial lighting, though it is always placed so as to mimic natural light. Most of the daytime-indoors scenes are lit with artificial lights, but the lights are placed outside, shining in through the windows.
@tileux
10 күн бұрын
Kubrick was trying to match the lighting and feel of oil paintings of the period. He was literally "framing" his shots.
@WintersWar
Ай бұрын
for that tale I would have let him keep a few coins.
@D.S.handle
Ай бұрын
You are a generous soul, my friend.
@erebostd
Ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing.let him keep 2 gold coins and tell him he can find his horse 1 mile away, bound to a tree. So you have time to vanish while he walks there and this poor guy ha§ a chance of survival, too.
@Jafroboy
Ай бұрын
@@erebostd Horse was way too valuable not to keep.
@ORGAniZMs
Ай бұрын
@@Jafroboy But it was not worth stealing them, because most lands had death penalty for stealing a horse.
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
@@ORGAniZMs And most lands had death penalties for armed robbery to begin with...
@StevenHargis-sp1vm
Ай бұрын
I love how he referred to his victims as clients. I'm gonna have to watch this soon.
@sylvirgiomanach1491
21 күн бұрын
It's really good! It was free on KZitem when I watched it, but they like to change their lineup so it might not be anymore.
@JH-lo9ut
15 күн бұрын
It is an amazing movie. But brace yourself for three hours of extremely slow pace. It is actually very funny but you really need to let the movie take it's time to build up the comedy and drama. This scene is a very good example of just that. It's funny because it plays our slowly.
@jimparsons6803
Ай бұрын
Liked that the scene was done to the tune of a penny whistle and with those accents. Historically, probably more real than not.
@possiblepilotdeviation5791
Ай бұрын
Historically, penny whistles were always playing in the Irish countryside.
@EbonySaints
Ай бұрын
It's a Kubrick film, and it was made out of a bunch of research on the Enlightenment and Napoleonic period for a cancelled Napoleon film. Of course it was going to be historically accurate.
@MrHarumakiSensei
24 күн бұрын
The 'client' has an Australian accent when he gives his name.
@varelion
Ай бұрын
This was just one of many occasions for the young gentleman which made him believe that ruthless behaviour -while still upholding the conventional form - was the behaviour that led to success..
@willywonka7812
Ай бұрын
Lie, cheat, steal. It's the heart of capit alist endeavour
@Hypogean7
Ай бұрын
@@willywonka7812 I'm pretty sure this takes place before capitalism was a concept.
@pevebe
Ай бұрын
@@Hypogean7 Many aspects of capitalism are simply part of human nature so not necessarily
@mikehawk6918
Ай бұрын
@@Hypogean7 Capitalism was very much in full swing at this time. Global trade empires were well established, and an entire nation almost went bankrupt speculating on the prices of tulip bulbs.
@fatheragnostus
Ай бұрын
@@willywonka7812 No it's not. Communism is founded on theft. In capitalism cheating and stealing are failures of the legal system, whether in legislation or enforcement.
@Blaze5x5x5
Ай бұрын
"Run them pockets boi. You can keep them yeeyee ass shoes tho."
@rowd149
Ай бұрын
Honestly, still pretty polite. Didn't even add a "N*~gga~" to the end, absolute class act.
@henrybrowne7248
Ай бұрын
🤣I recognized this the second I saw the thumbnail. Barry Lyndon is a criminally underrated film.
@SamBrickell
Ай бұрын
Actually I think criminals likely rate Barry Lyndon (and this scene in particular) quite highly. 😀
@henrybrowne7248
Ай бұрын
@@SamBrickell 🤣
@EugeneOneguine
Ай бұрын
Criminally underrated ? This is one of the most praised movies throughout the entire history of cinema, across the entire world. What the hell do you think underrated and criminally even means ?
@henrybrowne7248
Ай бұрын
@@EugeneOneguine Is it as well known as 2001, The Shining, Doctor Strangelove, or Clockwork Orange?
@EugeneOneguine
Ай бұрын
@@henrybrowne7248 No, and ? It's nowhere near "criminally underrated". Do you really realise what "criminally underrated" means ? Being less known than his famous titles doesn't mean underrated, and certainly not "criminally". It's still widely known and appreciated.
@oliveboi1474
Ай бұрын
I'm more focused on that horse rubbing his head on my boy when he hopped off
@svantelindholm3659
Ай бұрын
It's all downhill from here for poor Barry
@EbonySaints
Ай бұрын
No, he gets way better socially and economically, and then he screws it up.
@JulieShaji-us5oj
Ай бұрын
@@EbonySaintsthat Irish upstart
@debhin
Ай бұрын
i can confirm this is the average mugging in ireland
@ChauncyFatsack
Ай бұрын
Allah snackbar
@Finnbobjimbob
Ай бұрын
Hahahahaha nope
@debhin
Ай бұрын
@@Finnbobjimbob Hahahaha yep
@Finnbobjimbob
Ай бұрын
@@debhin Have you ever been mugged in Ireland? Because I have.
@debhin
Ай бұрын
@@Finnbobjimbob yes, two highwaymen stopped me, took my horse, and 20 guineas. Left me with my boots, however.
@user-zy8cy6hn6o
Ай бұрын
This is the scene that made me decide to watch the full movie and amazingly a theater near me was actually playing it. Absolutely glad I had the opportunity to see this beautiful film on a big screen rather than my smally laptop Edit: It was the AFI theater in Silver Spring Maryland, they play a lot of old movies as well as foreign films in addition to currently popular movies.
@ihatenwo
Ай бұрын
BARRY LYNDON IN CINEMA WTF I envy you man, thats rare opportunity
@LucasA84
Ай бұрын
@@ihatenwoits most likely a bot
@LordVader1094
Ай бұрын
@@LucasA84 Yes because no theater would ever rerun Barry Lyndon.
@_sayan_roy_
Ай бұрын
This is one of the things I like about West or US. Your theatres do a lot of reruns. In India, we do have a lot of good classics (counting anything from ancient to recent past) among a pile of trash in different language industries, and many of us would rather watch those or even foreign classics rather than the current ones running. At least, they should try by reruning in one hall in a multiplex and see how it goes.
@amarionm5675
Ай бұрын
… you guys actually watch the movies on the laptop screen? I thought most people connected it to the tv to watch like that
@stevenstreets695
Ай бұрын
I once got an apology up front from from the robber about to stick a gun in my ribs driving a taxi.
@Mode-Selektor
Ай бұрын
It was probably not the life he chose or wanted to live, but he had to get on with it all the same.
@juliangrant9718
Ай бұрын
@@Mode-Selektorwe all have a choice not to rob a taxi by gunpoint.
@comically_large_cowboy_hat3385
Ай бұрын
@@juliangrant9718in the most technical of senses yes but poverty forces people’s hand…..in capitalism if you don’t have money you will die…its like a gun to your head forcing you to make money however you can….whether that is wage slavery or crime
@Berserker3624
Ай бұрын
@@Mode-Selektorwho cares? It doesn’t change what happened
@juliangrant9718
Ай бұрын
@@comically_large_cowboy_hat3385 This philosophy socialists adopt that money fixes violence when at the same time hold this caricature of wealthy people that they're sadistic slave traders is exactly why everyone thinks you guys speak from such ivory tower perspectives with little life experience. By that logic the cartels would be peacekeepers. You know who don't think this way? People who actually come from impoverished crime ridden neighbourhoods. People who have experienced crime in such an intimate and personal way that you could not comprehend their contempt for it. The fact that they look at criminals and ask themselves why that hasn't happened to them despite having just as much or less opportunities. And over what, a loaf of bread to feed their starving family? Or in a first world where you won't go hungry or go without a roof without government safety nets, is it just meaningless materialistic things to make themselves feel less impoverished than they are because they want easy access than actually work for it? We're not talking about people being violent for nobel reasons. There is no reason to rob someone for their tv or car and harm them if they try to stop you. If they just need to steal, why do they need to be armed? You even have infinite options as a robber. Why not just steal from big market chains after dark? Why not just smash and grab in a disguise during the day? There are infinite options over violence even if you want to be a thief. So enough with the "we need to think about what led to this person to commit viol-" we know! It has very little to do with money. They were just neglected and unloved enough to become a monster. It doesn't take much thought or idealogical mental gymnastics to know what leads to violent criminal behaviour.
@drparnassus2867
Ай бұрын
Most sarcastic mugging in history! Captain Feeney, the passive-aggressive highwayman
@OneofInfinity.
Ай бұрын
- Would you like a cup of tea? - would have been too much 😄
@Losrandir
Ай бұрын
-A drop of whiskey perhaps?
@karabenomar
Ай бұрын
@@Losrandir "I would very much like to take you up on that generous offer, Captain Feeney, but I must be on my way now that I'm bereft of my trusty horse." "That is regrettable, but I understand your predicament. Have a safe journey!"
@oliverschlesinger6744
Ай бұрын
He would have stolen that cup of tea in a second!
@LouiseBrooksBob
Ай бұрын
"You'll have had your tea" more like.
@UNLebanon
Ай бұрын
People on Twitter could learn a lot from this.
@schnitzelfilmmaker1130
Ай бұрын
😂 somehow internet users in general aren’t doing anything as much as robbing a guy but are genuinely far less pleasant…
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
@@schnitzelfilmmaker1130 People on the internet claim to be fucking murderers, vietnam vets that have seen everything
@xanderk84
11 күн бұрын
I can't get over the fact that this was filmed in 1975! The picture quality is amazing for back then.
@bricktop9486
Ай бұрын
We must be able to travel faster than our clients 😂
@deathgod4613
25 күн бұрын
This would actually be scarier than being threatened and shouted at. At this point you'd know instantly that your robbers would just as easily take your life if you resist
@TannyWanny
14 күн бұрын
professionalism would be very good cause to cooperate. they've done it a hundred times before and people going missing would be a very common thing back then.
@theetiologist9539
Ай бұрын
the way they're holding the guns in this and the fact that the son puts his father right in his target picture instead of coming at the target from the side really gets to me.
@hidalgobc
Ай бұрын
Amateur bandit hour
@OffGridInvestor
Ай бұрын
He IS on the side most of it
@madolite
Ай бұрын
What charming chaps. I do declare!
@Kradily
Ай бұрын
The damn music is what sells it 😂
@tybaltyrant1
Ай бұрын
Barry Lyndon is one of my all time favourite movies. Fun fact: lenses used for the candlelight scenes were developed using technology from NASA. Kubrick captured this film perfectly.
@riftvallance2087
Ай бұрын
Nasa making movie camera lenses and for Stanley Kubrick no less. Really? You don't say.
@TelamonTwist
Ай бұрын
Barry Lyndon top 10 movies of all time
@robbielawson4828
Ай бұрын
It was a very cordial transaction! slightly garrulous from both parties.
@davidbarnes241
Ай бұрын
I take it you’re being sarcastic, hardly an unnecessary word spoken in the whole film.
@cezar211091
Ай бұрын
What a nice word, garrulous.
@davidl5786
Ай бұрын
The most relaxing mugging
@GigaXiJingPing007
Ай бұрын
If only the IRS was as polite as Captian Feeney - they could learn a thing or two from this gentleman.
@kaiserklausmouse
Ай бұрын
Real
@notaspy1227
Ай бұрын
Lol this should be in the IRS Agent training.
@juangalton999
Ай бұрын
I'd be okay with lube too knowing how rough they screw me and my finances.
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
Ай бұрын
@@notaspy1227 So would the IRS just pull up and point a gun at me and demand their money?
@HAL-9OOO
Ай бұрын
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy You're saying they don't? 😂
@sagatuppercut2960
Ай бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't offer him a cup of tea before taking such a long journey on foot.
@Konoronn
Ай бұрын
Somehow the politeness of this robbery emphasises the deep wrongness of the act even more.
@christasimon9716
Ай бұрын
"I have two pistols here, and I know one of them isn't loaded, but the other one still is. It won't take but a moment for me to figure out which is which. Move at your own peril. I'm an excellent shot; I practice every day. Well, not _every_ day, more like six days a week..."
@FedorvonBockenheim7597
Ай бұрын
This could be an npc conversation
@ronlacker326
Ай бұрын
Games like that are not meant for people your age. Back to your knitting.
@anon2034
Ай бұрын
@@ronlacker326 LOL!!!
@CasualChairEnjoyer
Ай бұрын
@@ronlacker326Skyrim Grandma:
@Celstray
Ай бұрын
@@ronlacker326 Rude. There's nothing wrong with older people playing video games in fact I think it's pretty cool.
@totallycarbon2106
9 күн бұрын
@@ronlacker326 rude and uncalled for!
@ilangarcia5120
Ай бұрын
I guess, mugging had a ver humble begging 😂
@zorromuerto
Ай бұрын
Reminds me of thieves in South America. Same method, different music.
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
They're this polite about it?
@zorromuerto
Ай бұрын
@@SStupendous Oh, you have no idea.
@waldoman7
Ай бұрын
If I had video editing skills I'd add Mexican dance music to this exact video and post it
@r0nchmeister
Ай бұрын
Honestly one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen. Definitely worth a watch.
@trashlag
Ай бұрын
Barry Lyndon is my second favorite movie, behind Das Boot. Kubrick's best.
@m33tballa
Ай бұрын
Be civil! They shoulda left him a coin or 2. Just gotta pay the highwaymans tax!
@artistjoh
Ай бұрын
Barry Lyndon is along side 2001: A Space Odyssey as Kubrick's finest work. My admiration grows every time I watch it. This scene is preceded by the most beautiful shot of a road and inn in a landscape that looks like it came out of a Dutch Golden Age landscape painting.
@Velossitee
12 күн бұрын
Barry looks like he's packin fake heat in them britches
@maurivid83
Ай бұрын
If he's a captain, he should have requested to join his crew since he was on the run from the law anyways too.
@Hawthorne-Studios
12 күн бұрын
Nah, they'd probably want to travel as father and son, adding a third member would just add to their footprint.
@brentsrx7
Ай бұрын
The IRS strikes again.
@user-mt2yc3uk3y
Ай бұрын
The legend is that all Canadians have descended from this guy.
@ivanstrydom8417
Ай бұрын
I say, what a spot of bother.
@SeriousJB
Ай бұрын
This was.... therapeutic to watch
@RoonMian
Ай бұрын
There's an action comedy from the 90s called "Plunkett and Macleane" where Jonny Lee Miller (Sherlock Holmes from "Elementary") plays a "gentleman highwayman" and is also a very polite mugger :D
@g.mtorsten3564
27 күн бұрын
barry lyndon is an incredible piece of cinema history!
@enumaelish9193
Ай бұрын
The ambience in this is unbelievably relaxing. Good stuff.
@primatademilho
Ай бұрын
Love this movie, a trully masterpiece! Gotta watch again some day
@takunx
Ай бұрын
professionals with standards
@johnwmalesevic
Ай бұрын
Gorgeous cinematography
@barahng
Ай бұрын
What a great movie this is. Some of the best duels in cinema outside of The Duelists of course.
@jonfklein
Ай бұрын
I like how Captain Feeny speaks in well constructed paragraphs.
@JH-lo9ut
15 күн бұрын
The whole three-hour movie is like this. Everyone is polite and well spoken, even when they are hurling insults and accusations at each other.
@jonfklein
15 күн бұрын
@@JH-lo9ut Arthur O'Sullivan, the person who plays Captain Feeny, does a great job in this scene. I would say it's the best bit part in the entire film.
@sunkintree
4 күн бұрын
I like it better back when books and movies let people speak with beautiful sentences, rather than the boring humdrum way people actually speak
@cal5444
Ай бұрын
Mr. Feeney's, from "Boy Meets World," long lost grandfather... It all makes sense now.
@rebel4029
Ай бұрын
Fantastic movie
@theweirdofengland
7 күн бұрын
The score is beautiful
@TheDantheman12121
Ай бұрын
reminds me of a mugging i read in my fave book (the name of the wind) They rob a guy and the guy being robbed asked them to leave him a little money and the robbers told him he had balls and so left him with a little and because of that the guy who was robbed informed the robbers that a bottle of alcohol they had stolen was wood alcohol and would poison them if they drank it likely saving their lives. after that we find out the guy who got robbed actually had another stash of money hidden away and said the trick to being robbed is to have just the right amount too little and the robbers would carry on looking for more, too much and they get too excited and..... I am literally blank at what he says the robbers could do if someone has too much sorry
@Domi_2204
Ай бұрын
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way!"
@georgeofhamilton
Ай бұрын
“Or the medium way!”
@TomTheSaintsGuy
Ай бұрын
"My men would like a word with you about your purse and your belongings!"
@fellington2398
Ай бұрын
One of the best movies on the period
@thecircleoft.e.d2121
Ай бұрын
Never seen such manners from an irishman. They must be sober.
@feroxfreak209
Ай бұрын
Now that's an encounter for my next campaign
@bbb462cid
Ай бұрын
Except they are both lepers in your scenario
@zackrodriguez6653
Ай бұрын
Why this shit slap so hard, straight fire my guy
@randomargument972
9 күн бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't drink a cup of tea too
@dugaming1
Ай бұрын
Thi§ is §uch a peaceful §cene, e§pecially with the gentle flute mu§ic in the background.
@Aven-Sharma1991
Ай бұрын
With people like us we must be able to travel fast Also bespectacled old orator thief: goes on a whole long ass diatribe
@phaedrus000
Ай бұрын
fastER than our clients (the people they rob)
@SStupendous
Ай бұрын
Diatribe. That word, you keep using it, I don't think you know what it means He also said that close to the end of their interaction
@Aven-Sharma1991
Ай бұрын
@@SStupendous: It’s less formerly known as a rant according to the dictionary I consulted, don’t tell me what I know and don’t know, look up the word diatribe
@phaedrus000
Ай бұрын
@@Aven-Sharma1991 It has to be an attack or criticism to be a diatribe.
@WhoThisMonkey
Ай бұрын
I see multiple ways out of this, with minimal risk to his life.
@evangetz
Ай бұрын
care to enlighten me?
@EGRJ
Ай бұрын
@@evangetz The only one I can think of is jumping the son and hoping dad doesn't shoot. Once Barry can get the son between him and dad...actually, that's as far as I got. I'm not sure how he can get away without giving either man a shot. Maybe he tells dad to discharge the pistols, then leaves before he can reload?
@elonif4125
Ай бұрын
@@EGRJYeah, someone dies in this situation. If you get robbed, don’t be a hero and just let the robber take what he wants
@cr820
Ай бұрын
And he took the wisest of them.
@condor2279
25 күн бұрын
"Minimal" risk is a hell of a stretch.
@IggyTthunders
23 күн бұрын
Study for exams with celtic whistle and woodland mugging asmr
@safiremorningstar
28 күн бұрын
I do believe that the man being mugged in this little scenario is none other than Ryan O'Neal a very young Ryan O'Neal.
@JohnAsparagus96
Ай бұрын
"Didn't even have to use my AK.."
@stefanschutz5166
Ай бұрын
Stanley Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon, what a great movie. Thank you from Amsterdam.
@mysteriumxarxes3990
23 күн бұрын
Bro got robbed nonetheless
@jaygasper4853
24 күн бұрын
Barry Lyndon is a masterpiece
@guycalabrese4040
Ай бұрын
Guys "from the hood" should take notes... Kicking, knifing and pissing on your victim is bad form in the long run if you make robbery your livelihood...
@redsimonDE
Ай бұрын
This only works when Whites rob Whites.
@ruidolfo9711
Ай бұрын
..........and probably the gun was empty.
@IrishWarrior00
Ай бұрын
Maybe, but it would be a risky move to presume all 3 were and that he would be able to get his sword from the horse before they drew knives
@Jacob-yg7lz
Ай бұрын
But not likely enough to be worth testing
@michaelmurdock4607
Ай бұрын
I own a few pieces like those (reproductions, sadly). I assure you they are almost as deadly empty as they are loaded. It was common to fire your pistol with your off hand, flip it 'round to grip it bu the barrel, and use it to block sword blows and crack skulls in battle. A savage, brutal weapon, I assure you. Notice the Captain has two!
@Jacob-yg7lz
Ай бұрын
@@michaelmurdock4607 I doubt that using them as clubs is that deady against a man with a sword on horseback
@michaelmurdock4607
Ай бұрын
@@Jacob-yg7lz ... This is true.....
@lester44444
20 күн бұрын
I hate when someone asks "how do you do?" but then don't give me the time to answer before mugging me.
@Llllltryytcc
Ай бұрын
Heavyweight masterpiece, watch this as soon as possible if you haven't
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