"Back in my day, there were no plastics in the ocean."
@weebotaku9200
2 ай бұрын
Surprised this comment is underrated. Lol. That is hard af
@legacyhaha
2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment right here
@didntknowyoucouldchangethi
2 ай бұрын
😂
@alexnagy2044
2 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE GREATEST ❗‼️✌🏻
@alexnagy2044
2 ай бұрын
We want and ask, that pinned @aroma1620 's comment, please! 🙏🏻
@g_lantos
28 күн бұрын
This shark has a longer history than the USA.
@DubD615hduw
23 күн бұрын
😂 bravo 👏🏻
@viktormitkov3108
22 күн бұрын
Hahaha😂😂
@soflodoug
21 күн бұрын
yea and even blind hes not stupid like americans destroying their own country.
@behemoth5344
20 күн бұрын
and less blood-stained, too.
@NateS917
20 күн бұрын
@@behemoth5344doubtful. The sharks gotta eat
@yoloswaggins1579
9 күн бұрын
Bro got caught in 4k trying to meet a 129 year old girl💀🚔
@doctordeufall5937
5 күн бұрын
To Catch A Predator (In 4K)
@Morning404
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@twiff3rino28
4 күн бұрын
In human years, 17 is fine.
@katbabbz
4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@t.g.5797
4 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Gabrocol
17 күн бұрын
The amount of scientific discovery, human development, and invention just to even figure out that this shark is in fact 400 years old. ALL that happened all while this same shark was just chilling below the waves.
@taylorjeremy71
11 күн бұрын
Or they make it all up, suckers believe it and empty their wallets, and with absolutely no way to verify any of it the liars laugh all the way to the bank.
@happytrailsgaming
7 күн бұрын
And we aren’t even 100% it’s even correct 😂
@anonanim-9601
7 күн бұрын
I bet it's most likey inaccurate. But hey, 396 years sounds cool!
@fieryhotwarts
6 күн бұрын
@@anonanim-9601 didn’t it say they used carbon dating? As far as I know, that’s pretty accurate. Even if it’s a bit inaccurate, it’s still only going to be “give or take a few years”. The point is that this shark is old as shit lol
@nuuuuuuuut
6 күн бұрын
@@anonanim-9601Good thing you know better than the scientists, eh
@ihabiano
Ай бұрын
Male shark: "Wanna go out on a date?" Female shark: "I'm only 150 years old"
@Tilnaor
Ай бұрын
but it's a _blind_ date though
@user-fl7ns6ti3j
Ай бұрын
Yes , i ask my father if it's possible to go for date.... but where is he ??? I can't find him....
@skyflakesq8054
Ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@DeeDee-bm9hr
Ай бұрын
She’s only 155 years old you sick f***!
@ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv
Ай бұрын
They are one of my favourite weird animals for a reason.
@outlawblack123
2 ай бұрын
Almost old enough to run for President.
@24JJ821
2 ай бұрын
Lol!!!
@NathanTheCasualGamer
2 ай бұрын
Nah he’d have to wait at least another 100 years before trying that.
@howardosborne8647
2 ай бұрын
Almost....🤣
@theremnant7497
2 ай бұрын
Hahahaahahahaahaaaaa
@monstertrucktennis
2 ай бұрын
At least the shark isn't a leech career "politician'.
@michaelharris8598
11 күн бұрын
You know you're old when you can be radio carbon dated😂
@davidthedeaf
4 сағат бұрын
Personal experience, huh? 😂
@stevenspring9889
12 күн бұрын
Chris Hansen: "We are about to catch him meeting up with a young 130 year old shark"
@rishav144
3 ай бұрын
Wow this shark was alive when Newton wrote Calculus
@nsumanth18
2 ай бұрын
Dude literally I was about to comment this!
@Niganigaballsackboii
2 ай бұрын
Holy shitttt man. That's crazy
@HomTolland0
2 ай бұрын
@@ozymandias35”………….”, said that shark
@KNR90
2 ай бұрын
You mean when Leibniz wrote calculus
@vantablack6809
2 ай бұрын
@@KNR90Gottfried leibnitz and Issac Newton independently discovered calculus in the late 17th century.
@Samual_33
2 ай бұрын
Imagine how bored you would be swimming around in the dark for 400 years
@user-dn1oz6td5r
2 ай бұрын
Now imagine you can't imagine. Or think. Or feel. You wouldn't be bored at all
@Samual_33
2 ай бұрын
@@user-dn1oz6td5r I can't imagine that because the shark can think and feel if it couldn't it would be braindead and unable to hunt blind as stated in the video.
@isj032
2 ай бұрын
No ones told sharks about boredom yet, I’m sure they re just getting on with their shark activities.
@chiarosuburekeni9325
2 ай бұрын
@@Samual_33you ever heard of instinct? I swear man, sometimes it feels like the internet is full of actual toddlers 😂
@Samual_33
2 ай бұрын
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 cool story 👍
@Kyanzes
10 күн бұрын
Four centuries. Fascinating. The Ming Dynasty still existed during its lifetime.
@MusicismoreImportant
6 сағат бұрын
Before Antonio vivaldi, Js Bach Ottoman empire and Spanish empire then
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
6 сағат бұрын
Before Benjamin Franklin , after Maurice of Nassau
@PatrickPierceBateman
4 күн бұрын
Imagine living 400 years with a parasite sucking on your eye.
@redozmasoma
2 ай бұрын
Shark: I'm so old the DEAD SEA was still just SICK when I was a teenager
@timhoward5
2 ай бұрын
Good try! Not bad.
@greg1503
2 ай бұрын
That would be a perfect line for Rodney Dangerfield to deliver.
@pinlight97
2 ай бұрын
…and I had to swim UPHILL both ways to get a single plankton! You young whipper-snappers have it easy…just gobble up some micro plastics and you’re good. 🦈
@jaybest1787
2 ай бұрын
Maddd!!!
@greg1503
2 ай бұрын
@@pinlight97 😂
@ajunlimited
2 ай бұрын
Male shark: “wow she’s hot” Other male shark: “bro she’s only 105 years old wtf is wrong with you”
@basselhumash9789
2 ай бұрын
💀
@OnFight1997
2 ай бұрын
Grandpa Shark: "I'd tell you if she is hot, but this motherfucker has been attached to my eyelids since Napoleon".
@gpt-jcommentbot4759
2 ай бұрын
overused
@p.p.burnell7294
2 ай бұрын
Yawn
@basselhumash9789
2 ай бұрын
oh crap sorry@@gpt-jcommentbot4759
@TheNitroRaptor
19 күн бұрын
Imagine being older than the declaration of independence
@-Burs
9 күн бұрын
Although blind, it still moves easier than me in my 40's. I have to give him credit for that.
@Musafirudunya
2 ай бұрын
I need a boyfriend Dad: wait for 150 years ☠️
@Chuk392
2 ай бұрын
156 😂😂😂😂
@captainpricegaming4571
2 ай бұрын
156 ☝️🤓
@MdRiAD-cc6kt
2 ай бұрын
@@captainpricegaming4571that doesn't even make any sense
@eshankarandana4249
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Fiddy661
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@shinytentacles6242
2 ай бұрын
"you read history, i felt history" -greenland shark
@online9697
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@online9697
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@guioaca7
2 ай бұрын
i am history
@ouknow1446
2 ай бұрын
Change "felt" to "lived".
@notendorpyxel
2 ай бұрын
“……” -Greenland Shark
@naterewing2475
8 күн бұрын
Keith Richards: “hold my beer”
@pinknight310
5 күн бұрын
LMAOO I was not expecting to see this here 😂
@MusicismoreImportant
6 сағат бұрын
Mick jagger great too
@joshuah9109
19 күн бұрын
Some people in the comments are asking, "how do you know how old it is?" Did you watch the video? They explain that they used Radiocarbon dating.
@canceldeez8923
2 ай бұрын
Imagine having a bug stuck to your eye for a few hundred years
@thathandsomedevil0828
2 ай бұрын
Gad damn parasites, man.. 😂
@GG-vq6ro
2 ай бұрын
I don't think that's how it works. The parasite would only live a very short life.
@canceldeez8923
2 ай бұрын
@@GG-vq6ro ok then a dead bug stuck to your eye
@atotheg1991
2 ай бұрын
Hate when that happens.
@dawnsdreamacres
2 ай бұрын
Lots of possible comments to make about a shark this old, but yours made me lol 😂 Good one 👍
@redfishbluefish4973
Ай бұрын
Giant Tortoise: “I can live up to 250 years” Greenland Shark: “Hold my eyeball parasite“
@davidprosser9536
23 күн бұрын
😂
@DubD615hduw
23 күн бұрын
Not even the slightest bit funny... 🤦♂️
@Frotheru_The_Dragon
23 күн бұрын
-please?
@Frotheru_The_Dragon
23 күн бұрын
@@DubD615hduw r/wooosh
@redfishbluefish4973
22 күн бұрын
@@DubD615hduw Not even the slightest bit of fun to be around 🤦♀️
@Justanotherpokespepfp
15 күн бұрын
“Back in my day there were no plastics”
@JinxMarie1985
9 күн бұрын
This is such an incredible find. They are in very very cold water in pitch black and just use their senses rather than sight obviously. The six-gill shark are closer cousins to this shark, though they are found in tropical and temperate waters worldwide and its diet is widely varied by region. One of the largest ones to ever see it was about 20 feet long from nose to tip. These are absolutely beautiful old dinosaurs.
@prasannav6
2 ай бұрын
Imagine waiting 156 years for your first kiss
@pratham4043
2 ай бұрын
Searching for this comment 😂😅😅
@MypronounIsKing
2 ай бұрын
@@pratham4043what are you 13 ?
@ftwxDD
2 ай бұрын
Stay Focus ^^
@-Goshon-
2 ай бұрын
Yes I Am@@MypronounIsKing
@jdizzy5076
2 ай бұрын
Can you imagine graduating from college, retirement, from the workforce after 30 years of service and still a virgin. 🤯🤯
@vdominati
2 ай бұрын
So basically 100 years is just a childhood phase for them😂
@user-cu6dp4fw9i
2 ай бұрын
💀
@Mireohio
2 ай бұрын
That's why they can life more then hundreds years is it ? I mean if they matured at the age like human ,they will often stressed for hormones issues
@prasantasahu5156
2 ай бұрын
156 i could say 💀
@georgenzau5918
2 ай бұрын
😂
@amateurgenius8486
2 ай бұрын
Imagine having a 156 year childhood. Imagine how many PlayStation generations that is.
@jessesven2262
3 күн бұрын
He’s only got 4 years left.
@jeffbenton6183
7 сағат бұрын
I really want to know how they know they can *only* last 400 years
@kenpringle6568
3 күн бұрын
Dat carbon dating is not with out its failures👍🏽 It cracks me up how the commentator speaks with such confidence 😮
@jeffbenton6183
7 сағат бұрын
There's error bars, but that's about it.
@AltoBurrito9506
2 ай бұрын
The fact that it’s hunting skills aren’t affected by blindness is just badass
@demonetreyking7299
2 ай бұрын
You ever heard of daredevil 💁🏾
@PeppaJackable
2 ай бұрын
The oceans version of a blind old Kung fu master
@anautisticperson5382
2 ай бұрын
@GrandHunter595 But Bats aren’t blind?
@anautisticperson5382
2 ай бұрын
@GrandHunter595 Bats are still not blind. It’s an expression, it’s not supposed to be taken literally. Like for example “it’s raining cats and dogs”. Is it literally raining cats and dogs? No it’s not, it’s another way of saying it’s raining down hard.
@fernandorosales8798
2 ай бұрын
@GrandHunter595No, it is true that they are not blind, but they can see and quite well just like us humans, but just as we do not see well in the dark neither do they, and because they use echolocation, but they are not blind, they see just as well as as we do.
@mugengaia
2 ай бұрын
This animal is the definition of "I seen some shit, but I'm blind."
@KimberlyBishh
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@89kilemal
Ай бұрын
*I've
@mugengaia
Ай бұрын
@@89kilemal Oh boy, here comes the grammar police. Someone's not too bright on picking up spoken banter versus proper writing.
@Mr.Isflcis
Ай бұрын
@@89kilemal Bro's going to fix the grammar on the Bible next.
@Stop_The_Car
Ай бұрын
"I don't give a shit if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
@BuyingDaDip209
6 күн бұрын
This shark probably saw the American revolution of Wood ships down to Modern Metal Aircraft Carriers...
@bobwaite6630
12 күн бұрын
We appreciate your service, Senator Shark!
@s13rr4buf3
7 күн бұрын
He's Mitch McConnell's little brother.
@Stellarspace95
2 ай бұрын
This shark’s grandma lived before the year 1000 A.D. 👀🥇
@tiemen9095
2 ай бұрын
396 + 2x 156 = 700 years, add or take.
@Barry.Age63
2 ай бұрын
No it didnt
@meeu
2 ай бұрын
@@tiemen9095 that's still the Middle Ages. Wtf
@mrburpmud
2 ай бұрын
@@Barry.Age63it did
@ben5154
2 ай бұрын
probably not considering this one's on the higher end of how old they get to, but it's great grandma probably did.
@re_loyola
21 күн бұрын
“That's illegal, mate. You know she's a minor, right?” “I swear she said she was 156!”
@eduardocarranza4333
3 күн бұрын
I swear, she said she was 472!
@senyapsilent6694
20 сағат бұрын
She's 18
@KylieRobertson-kd6zf
12 күн бұрын
I can't fathom something that's still living since 1627. That's absolutely off the chart.
@jeffbenton6183
7 сағат бұрын
Aside from trees, of course
@MusicismoreImportant
6 сағат бұрын
@@jeffbenton6183yes I know tortoise can be 200 or so
@EchosTackyTiki
18 күн бұрын
That explains why they look the way they do.....
@caramel_cares
Ай бұрын
"SHE SAID SHE WAS 156!!"
@e-rokekenedi7834
Ай бұрын
Haha! "Officer, please!"
@absoliutenuds
Ай бұрын
Get in the net buddy. You're going to jail, she wasn't even a 100
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
Ай бұрын
How original, metaphor about sex with minors🙄🤦
@dustinmtracy
Ай бұрын
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 it was a joke not a metaphor LMFAO lighten up
@caramel_cares
Ай бұрын
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 it was never that serious..
@bellabuilder4160
21 күн бұрын
This Shark has been just swimming around since the renaissance. just swimming around, seeing nothing. What a life.
@jabadoodle
10 күн бұрын
Plenty of people walking around seeing nothing, just saying ;-) More seriously, all of us live without seeing or sensing much of the things that can be sensed by some animals.
@valerio1292
10 күн бұрын
Renaissance was way before...
@adrianwaterman133
9 күн бұрын
Nothing to see
@ZeroOneInfinity
8 күн бұрын
These sharks painted the Sistine Chapel, then went back to chilling in the sea
@Barushia
8 күн бұрын
Hahaha lmao
@NorThenX047
8 күн бұрын
"prefers to hunt in dark" *goes blind from parasite* Shark: "ah yes quite right jolly good"
@FairyFrequency
18 күн бұрын
Fascinating creatures! Sending love and peaceful vibrations from the creeks and woodland of Missouri.
@user-pl8jc7jr2p
2 күн бұрын
I live in Missouri too
@ErikAdalbertvanNagel
2 ай бұрын
This guy was alive when the church banned Gallileo's book 💀
@MsHSpring
2 ай бұрын
Wow… exactly my point 😂.. they were thinking that the sun goes around the earth..
@Jason_4358
2 ай бұрын
@@MsHSpringfr Allah and Jesus are dumb
@Angelo-yr1en
2 ай бұрын
He’s seen what humanity’s done through the ages
@dutchmansmine9053
2 ай бұрын
@@MsHSpring Wonder what he thinks of it. Probably not much, he's never seen the sun.
@rogrambo
2 ай бұрын
@@Angelo-yr1enhe has not seen the amazing strides that humanity has made, other than our ability to travel across oceans much more efficiently and safely when it sees our boats, but it has no idea what the hell it is looking at because it's just a shark and it does not have a human brain that analyzes things
@AidsPizza
Ай бұрын
These sharks were literally born during the golden age of piracy
@AZ-rg3rf
Ай бұрын
probably ate some pirates too
@H0LL0WHearteD
Ай бұрын
These sharks are deep sea. Meaning they mostly eat small fish and crustaceans and remains or other animals doubt they would eat or attack humans like other species. But if some pirate died in sea and his body sank to the depts sure they could be a good meal for these sharks @@AZ-rg3rf
@KingSlat730
Ай бұрын
joy boy probably had pet greenland sharks, whole family of em
@adambutterfield2307
Ай бұрын
@@H0LL0WHearteDthey also only live in cold waters near the arctic circle. Life is slower in such temperatures so 400 years for them will seem like how we perceive our average lifespan of 80 years roughly. The perception of time is relative
@leooivio
Ай бұрын
Or the danish intervention of the 30 years war
@indramami9080
17 күн бұрын
AMAZING. Gosh I love nature & science! 🙌🏼❤️
@corbinlandreth
2 күн бұрын
This shark takes as long to reach sexual maturity as it took humans to back in pre-flood days.
@davidvalentin4128
2 күн бұрын
Under-rated comment
@uzumaki7535
2 ай бұрын
Omni-Man: "What will you have after five-hundred years!?" Shark: "Just keep swimming."
@thatrabidpotato8800
2 ай бұрын
"Sharks, dad. I'd have sharks."
@Safonne
Ай бұрын
GOLD
@Danxethenightaway
9 күн бұрын
KZitem will always find a way to peak my insomnia & start deep diving on age & death at 2:00 am. 👏
@highhopes1995
9 күн бұрын
Came here restless and wide awake at 5:30AM and can relate 100% ✌🏻
@ToHonorKnowledge
13 күн бұрын
This shark has definitely said “this neighborhood has gone downhill” with all the plastic and radioactive barrels in his hood
@kewiired9271
2 ай бұрын
The parasite on the eye is absolutely horrifying
@baileyminor6042
2 ай бұрын
I swear this shark is living through my biggest fear
@Randy1337
2 ай бұрын
I think it's adorable 🥰
@Vuvuvu75
2 ай бұрын
the parasite also attract fishes and preys for the shark to eat/hunt, it's more of a symbiose relation ship if i remember correctly
@TheHorsebox2
2 ай бұрын
Why is a politician living in a shark's eye?
@macemaster
2 ай бұрын
not as horrifying as the fact that humans in some parts of the world go blind the same way
@aaravsawhney6973
2 ай бұрын
Bro witnessed titanic, ww1 and ww2 💀 Edit :- Thank You very much for 4k likes. This made me happy :D
@sk-ig4wt
2 ай бұрын
these aren't even that old tbh , this thing was alive during civil war in usa and when Newton wrote calculus
@jonnytlong
2 ай бұрын
Revolutionary war
@jerald40
2 ай бұрын
@@sk-ig4wtHey, take a joke.
@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatio
2 ай бұрын
@@jerald40he did
@markredden311
2 ай бұрын
How about this sombitch was around for the signing of the declaration of independence? And was around 150 then.
@user-oc7ph2qs2e
3 күн бұрын
They're Adorable 😍 💝
@CrimeaRiver
26 күн бұрын
Dad shark: "My ocean, my rules. And you'll obey them until you're at least 180 years old."
@johncapewell7520
2 ай бұрын
The things that shark has lived through is amazing. It was just vibing around the ocean during the golden age of piracy, French revolution, both world wars and countless other historical moments.
@TheAntonio6579
2 ай бұрын
To them it's like nothing happened
@shawnbrown4485
2 ай бұрын
Twin towers fell and they had not the slightest clue
@donaldmackerer9032
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I remember all these events well. I was born at the same time.
@OldLadyGamersince1990
2 ай бұрын
Yup. This shark witnesses all disgusting things humans can do.
@adw6894
2 ай бұрын
"Humans are the worst on Earth" - Sharks
@RhondaBrooks-io6pc
15 күн бұрын
I just love this type of information bc it's thrilling to me when I learn about something new everyday!! Thank you!!
@TheeHuntress
2 күн бұрын
Certain People: 'Are they edible though??'😂🤷🏽
@Your_MoM612
2 ай бұрын
Bro survived 2 world Wars 🤯
@danteraj4613
2 ай бұрын
Civil war as well...
@ibie27
2 ай бұрын
Napoleonic wars as well.
@igordamjanovic8754
2 ай бұрын
@@ibie27 american revolution as well
@Mr.WestDickens
2 ай бұрын
Yugoslav war as well
@jeupater1429
2 ай бұрын
Even the Thirty Years War. That's old
@Billco123
2 ай бұрын
Beautiful when you think about it. All chaos that’s happened on land in that time and these guys just keep swimming totally oblivious to it. Makes you think what was it all about and was it even worth it.
@Moonotter1
2 ай бұрын
It really wasn't worth it
@aazhieryakes884
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, agree @@Moonotter1
@Checkmate___
2 ай бұрын
Oh to be a Greenland shark obliviously swimming in the dark for 400 years
@Voodoo3397
2 ай бұрын
Considering we went from wooden huts to skyscrapers i guess it was worth it
@cameronspence4977
2 ай бұрын
Well it happened so there's nothing anyone can do about it anyways
@SockTeamStudios_Official
12 сағат бұрын
This shark survived both world wars when you think about it
@RomnyCDoncamatic
2 күн бұрын
When this shark was born there was no technology and he has lived long enough to be seen by us in our cellphones, that's absolutely impresive
@spiderdude2099
2 ай бұрын
That’s one of the reasons they’re so endangered. Even wild specimens need to survive for multiple decades or centuries until they can reproduce
@BrandonBiek
2 ай бұрын
Story of my life❤
@Saiku584
2 ай бұрын
@@BrandonBiek😢
@hedgesyay9650
2 ай бұрын
@@BrandonBiekyou can do this😢😢
@themesozoicworld6586
2 ай бұрын
@@BrandonBiekRight there with ya brother
@anonimo.4134
2 ай бұрын
So they're like me, except i ain't living anywhere close to that long./j
@ibie27
2 ай бұрын
That Creature Probably saw actual Pirates in their Old Ships. Edit: I didn't think i would get this many likes.
@nord8507
2 ай бұрын
That was my first thought.
@bencostello2729
2 ай бұрын
Right.. from the bottom of the ocean, a blind shark saw pirate ships. Use your brain, numb nuts
@jonnytlong
2 ай бұрын
The pirates you are probably thinking of were usually in warm parts of the Atlantic and these sharks are usually in really cold water in the North Atlantic. Also, even before the parasites completely blind them, their eyesight is pretty bad so I’m not sure they can ever see much during their lives. But you’re right, that shark was probably around during the golden age of piracy, it’s just doubtful he ever actually saw any.
@vee-bee-a
2 ай бұрын
Probably swam with some mer‑people, too.
@Shatter_bone
2 ай бұрын
Bro they're blind
@td-12kx53
19 күн бұрын
Keith Richards was just getting gray hair when the shark was born!
@trey.p
21 сағат бұрын
I love how carbon dating works correctly on sharks but not dinosaurs
@LisaLeBlanc-rr7td
2 ай бұрын
About 20 years ago, a whale was found to have a harpoon blade imbedded in its back that was over 200 years old. Meaning Bro survived a whale hunt 200 years prior. Even if he was a baby at the time, he lived at least 200 years. I wonder if they had to kill the whale to retreive the blade...
@dutchmansmine9053
2 ай бұрын
Unless someone threw a 200 yr old harpoon into a much younger whale 21 years ago.
@Satoruchan1234
2 ай бұрын
@@dutchmansmine9053If someone threw a 200 years old harpoon blade at whale hell even shark let alone whale in the modern day it won't have much impact on the skin as it would have in those days coz of all the rustiness and dullness on the blade.
@dutchmansmine9053
2 ай бұрын
@@Satoruchan1234 It could if he sharpened it, or it was just well preserved. Anyway, my point is just because the harpoon is old doesn't necessarily mean the whale is old. People often use old weapons and whaling wasn't banned until about 1969, so it's possible someone threw it in there less than 100 years ago.
@LisaLeBlanc-rr7td
2 ай бұрын
@@dutchmansmine9053 Japan us the only nation still hunting whales, and they use ballistic canons.
@trumpstinyhands
2 ай бұрын
@@LisaLeBlanc-rr7tdim sure there are people of other nations still hunting them too, obviously not on the same scale as Japan. I think he has a point
@user-to6kw6ef5e
2 ай бұрын
This just scratches the surface. These sharks live in extremely cold waters and they have adopted large amounts of urea (the stuff that's in urin) as a de-frosting agent in their blood. This makes its meat toxic to humans. But worry not, because Icelanders found out that if you let it ferment you can eat it! Imagine how hungry some person must have been to discover that fact.
@christinfranklin1333
2 ай бұрын
Imagine how 400 has old meat taste 😮😮 reminds me of when those scientists defrosted a wooly mammoth and decided to taste it...I was like YO WHY!!??... they did it was "earthy" 😂😂😂 I couldn't told em that!! it's been there for 100s of years of course it tastes like dirt!!! 😂😂😂
@IratePuffin
2 ай бұрын
Fermented shark urine… yum
@l.generallager6356
2 ай бұрын
@@christinfranklin1333 so they could flex about eating exotic meat.
@BRev673
2 ай бұрын
@@christinfranklin1333probably ate it with a glass of wine😂
@BoneWalker
2 ай бұрын
Even once it's not gonna poison you anymore, the stuff still reeks like nothing else.
@royalrajput8127
3 күн бұрын
And few a holes eat this magnificentcreatures.
@sanneoi6323
2 ай бұрын
I find it so amusing how most sharks have a lifespan of 20-30 years but Greenland sharks are out here living for centuries for no reason whatsoever
@monikabuzzi3130
2 ай бұрын
Actually sharks have a great range of lifespan: Great Whait and Tiger can reach 60-70 years. I don't know about Leuca and Mako, but I'm pretty sure they can live more than 30 years.
@joshuaortiz2031
2 ай бұрын
The cold water slows aging
@sandralison7584
2 ай бұрын
Big sharks usually can get very old. Some need to wait to reproduce for the first time for 30 years. You're probably only talking about the tiny shark species.
@tyreemitchell5174
2 ай бұрын
They tell us anything 😂😂. How we gonna test it
@Candy-ji1sr
2 ай бұрын
And you live for 80 years give or take for no reason whatsoever.
@RichardSchiffman-jn1ds
2 ай бұрын
To put into perspective, this shark was born only 11 years after William Shakespeare died 😮
@NorthernStare
2 ай бұрын
You mean William Sharkspear
@omegastudios-minecraft1865
2 ай бұрын
@@NorthernStareno, Shakespeare is the correct spelling
@alvinnj3455
2 ай бұрын
@@omegastudios-minecraft1865 Bro missed the joke so bad 😭😭
@omegastudios-minecraft1865
2 ай бұрын
@@alvinnj3455 huh, what was the joke? Edit: my bad LOL, my brain read shark as shake
@RichardSchiffman-jn1ds
2 ай бұрын
@@NorthernStare 😂😂😂
@kylewattssurfing3266
19 күн бұрын
Cooooool video!! Cooooool narrator voice!! 👏😎👏
@dogmeet
14 күн бұрын
whats your secret to living forever? shark: be filled with piss in the cold dark ocean.
@purpurina5663
7 күн бұрын
Sort of makes sense - they're in a fridge, I assume with very low metabolism
@LordAnestis
2 ай бұрын
His great grandfather saw the Roman Empire!
@irkenpost
2 ай бұрын
he saw nothing except of the darkness
@thepubknight6144
2 ай бұрын
@@irkenpostthey go blind in about 200 years
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL
2 ай бұрын
Female Greenland sharks potentially have a gestation period of 8 to 18 years (Wow!!!) and can give birth to 200- 700 pups during their lifetime! They are incredibly slow movers- their “top speed” is just a bit over 1.6 mph. A very interesting creature!
@abdul-kabiralegbe5660
2 ай бұрын
I like the fact you explained the reason for your username in your channel's bio.
@KKP7557
2 ай бұрын
Is this one of the animals that lives really deep in the ocean, like Titanic wreckage resting place deep?
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL
2 ай бұрын
@@KKP7557 They are known to live in very deep and very, very cold waters. 7200 ft/2200 m.
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL
2 ай бұрын
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Thank you. My username is very frequently misinterpreted which I fully understand. So I put the explanation of it up in hopes that it would explain my reasoning behind it.
@carriecalderon2199
2 ай бұрын
So basically, it’s the sloth of sharks
@Kyara866
3 күн бұрын
If only humans could live that long.
@__-pl3jg
7 күн бұрын
They should capture it and fix it's eyesight, then release it.
@mialundbyfranck9596
2 ай бұрын
fun fact: the oldest animal we have ever discovered was a clam that lived to be about 500 years old. the sad thing is that the scientists that checked how old it was killed it in the process
@ju87d-3stuka7
2 ай бұрын
What was it?
@thedirtywoodsman604
2 ай бұрын
Ironic.
@DrCruel
2 ай бұрын
@@ju87d-3stuka7 It was an ocean quahog. They're thought to have a maximum lifespan of from 300-500 years or more. It was named Ming because it was born in the Ming dynasty.
@orgANGmo
2 ай бұрын
Isn't there a species of jellyfish that's immortal?
@DrCruel
2 ай бұрын
@@orgANGmo Theoretically.
@nkululeko899
2 ай бұрын
The creature that literally lived through multiple generations.
@user-kj8di3qf4z
2 ай бұрын
You're technically correct, but you do understand a generation is only about 30 years correct? That is if you're talking about human generations.
@nkululeko899
2 ай бұрын
@@user-kj8di3qf4z Well, I am technically correct.
@silent_stalker3687
2 ай бұрын
@@user-kj8di3qf4zhe is correct not technically. I have sprung life into this world by spreading my blood when sick and i get cut or a nose bleed i spread my disease, and i have released 27 botflies from my body and when i was a kid i released mosquitoes from water flooded tanks in the back yard and took a note on them. 15k a week, almost 200k released by the time my parents killed them all.
@shouperman1
2 ай бұрын
Multiple human generations, not Greenland shark ones lol
@earthwormscrawl
2 ай бұрын
And he says to the younger sharks: "When I was your age I had to swim to school in the snow, uphill both ways!"
@FindTheMasterpiece
Күн бұрын
Each time a more inaccurate method of estimating age of animals comes up, an older shark appears.
@stephenedelmann2665
3 күн бұрын
As a history buff, amongst many other academic interests, I find this sorta thing to be the coolest shit ever! Just thinking about everything that happened in the world during that shark's lifetime is absolutely crazy to me.
@DianaGonzalification
2 ай бұрын
You sent me into a spiral of investigating long living animals at almost 1am, so I hope you're happy
@Marvin-dg8vj
2 ай бұрын
Fascinating but 400 years? I would be bored of watching box sets after about 30 years ...
@heyyou5128
2 ай бұрын
i felt bad because he cant clean his eye
@moncleazyyy
2 ай бұрын
Go to sleep Diana smh 🤦🏾♂️ sleep is important weither you like it or not
@scarletamazon3455
2 ай бұрын
It's a fascinating way to add some perspective, isn't it? Have a look at the lifespan of trees, like giant redwoods, and think how long some trees have been where they are.... that blows my mind sometimes!
@Marvin-dg8vj
2 ай бұрын
@@scarletamazon3455 trees are not conscious and not much goes through the mind of a Greenland shark either
@stinkyham9050
20 күн бұрын
Their knees must be killing them by that age. I'm only 45 years old and I'm already feeling it.
@Sick_Boy_Rick74
4 күн бұрын
I’m 50 and probably going to need a right total and then possibly a left total knee. replacement. I really used my body and cartilage as well and tendons and ligaments while young. I did insane skateboard tricks in the 80’s. Beat myself to a pulp learning new tricks and going hard on the half pipe. Then came my love for motorcycles and motocross. I’m sure doing all those 30 foot jumps helped destroy my spinal discs. Anyway if I died tomorrow I’d be happy with how much life I’ve lived!!! All the surgeries, broken bones, broken face from fighting, drinking too much and smoking too much. I had to stop going into the mosh pits at concerts when I was 40. I just couldn’t keep up with the kids half my age. Oh well. I only have 30% hearing abilities left but it’s cool. Wish I could live to 400 years old!!!!
@arifnoor100
3 күн бұрын
You must prepare yourself for your real life that will starts once u die۔۔or left this Temporary world۔۔۔۔Be close to ALLAH @@Sick_Boy_Rick74
@TheeHuntress
2 күн бұрын
At 45, my knees have been kicking my butt for years. Any time my weight goes over 145 pounds, my knees remind me to slow my 'fat azz' down 😅 I guess I pretty much wore them out while I was in the military; and even more afterwards, wearing ankle weights 🤷🏽
@moodforever
2 күн бұрын
I'm 33 ... thirty three ! And my back & knees already hurt 🤦🏾♀️
@ah5721
Күн бұрын
They don't have knees. They are mostly make of cartiledge. If you hurt drink bone broth and turmeric. Bone broth gelatin helps cartiledge and turmeric reduces inflammation
@ashokkumar-zw8vi
2 күн бұрын
Bro must have seen so much in his life. Wow. Salute to you sir.
@Mthammere2010
7 күн бұрын
Back in my day, humans didn't drag giant nets across the Ocean floor.
@juangal7569
2 ай бұрын
"What will you have for 500 years?!" Those old geezer sharks
@leahs1545
2 ай бұрын
This made me giggle 🤭
@tiffanygrever8092
2 ай бұрын
Another that is interesting if you think about it is the shark is almost 500 years old it's great grandparents were around dearing the time of Christ.
@xcept7355
2 ай бұрын
@@tiffanygrever8092 yes bliss them
@ImperatorNocturne
2 ай бұрын
bro, you made my day XD
@sunniblacc78
2 ай бұрын
Do they still have teeth or do they go get dentures 😂
@forsythwr
29 күн бұрын
Every father's dream: a daughter who doesn't reach sexual maturity until 156 years old.
@lol-oe1md
13 күн бұрын
eew
@rociolu1422
9 күн бұрын
Sick dads
@darryldanzinger9996
8 күн бұрын
@@rociolu1422 yeah sick whales....lol
@rociolu1422
8 күн бұрын
@@darryldanzinger9996 whales don't think sick sh*t like that
@darryldanzinger9996
7 күн бұрын
@@rociolu1422 it was a joke ☺️ Anyways his original joke wasn't that bad. I hope you're the better moon today. Blessings🙏
@keysersoze503
2 күн бұрын
At this rate might outlive human beings on this planet.
@IIIIIIPETEIIIIII
3 күн бұрын
I wonder how many more deep sea creatures we’ve yet to discover? 400 years of age could be the norm down there!
@Aequitas6228
2 ай бұрын
The shark was here when Napoleon Bonaparte grandfather wasn't even born yet but still alive today 😮
@user-iw7ne7sy5q
2 ай бұрын
That shark is older than the United States and was around for the entirety of the Soviet Union's existence.
@8ofwands300
2 ай бұрын
Huh? The USSR only lasted decades.
@user-iw7ne7sy5q
2 ай бұрын
@@8ofwands300 Yeah, I guess my point about the USSR wasn't super impressive, but my point is it witnessed the rise (and fall in the Soviets' case) of the 20th century's two superpowers. In addition to two world wars, major disease outbreaks, the invention of flight and space travel, etc.
@direfranchement
2 ай бұрын
No it's not. This is a fake story. They have no way to verify this shark's age, but there has been no shark documented as living that long.
@masteroutlaw100
2 ай бұрын
Hitler was just a flash in the pan for this guy
@usagi18
2 ай бұрын
That shark was already here when most of my family was still in Europe
@dopecat4012
4 күн бұрын
Nature is so precious and humans are too greedy and ignorant.
@michaelmcniel5630
5 күн бұрын
Imagine being older than the USA that's amazing.
@reubenmendez9856
2 ай бұрын
That shark has seen creatures that have NOT been discovered by humans yet!
@trololololol1111
2 ай бұрын
Dude it's blind.
@terrywade3696
2 ай бұрын
@@trololololol1111Not for its whole life! It wasn’t born with a parasitic fish attached to its eye!
@trololololol1111
2 ай бұрын
@@terrywade3696 how do you know? Maybe it was born blind. Or maybe the evil parasite sensing an opportunity, crawled up its mom's @rse and latched on its itsy ditsy fetal eyes...
@jacobwhitley3767
2 ай бұрын
Crazy to think ur probably right. Hopefully they stay down there with the high water pressure 😅
@stevenkawleski3269
2 ай бұрын
And probably ate species that went extinct that we never knew about
@loomonda18
25 күн бұрын
I just had this weird epiphany about how cool it is that we can all talk to each other on videos like this! Just random people talking over a shared interest in an almost 400 year old shark! 😊
@holyhero259
21 күн бұрын
We are basically using telepathy. I'm in a room full of people and not one of them knows I'm saying a single word
@owie4070
21 күн бұрын
@@holyhero259mind... blown!
@Ruso0805
21 күн бұрын
Are you high?
@loomonda18
21 күн бұрын
@@Ruso0805 lmao - honestly no!
@McWizard420
21 күн бұрын
@@loomonda18I am and your making a lot of sense!
@TheMusketITuckedIt204
Күн бұрын
Only 4 more years left to live his best life.
@gaming4K
2 күн бұрын
396 years old and he is still going strong, not lazy like us humans 😂
@goodheavens1
Ай бұрын
Bro should’ve invested some money hundreds of years ago instead of just swimming around 💀
@AmarSingh-bm3dd
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@juliangonzalez5437
Ай бұрын
Or buying some land😂
@CommandoMaster
Ай бұрын
Or having s3x while it was still ez to get😂
@KingSlat730
Ай бұрын
@@juliangonzalez5437would've probably been ran off n given a small reservation if the europeans found out
@SuperNiksus
Ай бұрын
Bitcoin investment 😂😂
@ssa6227
2 ай бұрын
It's mind boggling. 400 500 years for a complex living animal. Trees I can understand but not this. Nature never ceases to amaze me.
@CanariasCanariass
2 ай бұрын
@@NikosNikos-dr7wv They get way older bro
@BeegRanho
2 ай бұрын
You might not believe @@NikosNikos-dr7wv, but it's true, look it up more articles
@macman975
2 ай бұрын
@NikosNikos-dr7wv The Immortal Jellyfish will definitely blow your mind!
@ssa6227
2 ай бұрын
@@NikosNikos-dr7wv 🤔
@shawnandrew_artist
17 күн бұрын
Might be blind but still remembers that Bach performance.
@RLF1
4 күн бұрын
They need to be on the endangered list to prevent the Alaskan from killing them, prepping them so their not toxic to humans and eating them as a delicacy
@magfeed
Ай бұрын
His manager still expects him to show up to work every damn morning
@canadianrage5224
2 ай бұрын
Shark: Sir, she told me she was 156... plus I’m fucking blind and can’t even see her.
@TotallyNoCat
2 ай бұрын
W
@JimmyJamesJ
2 ай бұрын
I don't think the blind defence would work on a kiddy diddler.
@sickpuppets
5 күн бұрын
They credit its longevity to slow metabolism and sluggish movements. Thats probably the smallest part of the overall equation. The sloth only lives 20 years in the wild.
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