I don’t think the compiler understood the concept of being insulting.
@philmzbyphred
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha same!
@natedawg3926
3 жыл бұрын
I just read that in Obi-Wan's voice
@uni-byte
2 жыл бұрын
Given the title, how ridiculous is it they needed that warning. Like the worse that might be expected would be like "Darlin' if you wuz a tree, you'd be a willow"
@Bristo777
10 жыл бұрын
"Chin up... Both of them" That was genius.
@davidpallen7976
4 жыл бұрын
"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." Forever my favorite
@brentharlow3559
4 жыл бұрын
"Private Pyle, you are so fuckin' ugly you look like a modern art masterpiece!" That's my favorite
@soulassassin0g
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 5 foot 9 is exactly 69 inches. It's also the average height for men around the world.
@thetrickster199
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@robertthomas5906
2 жыл бұрын
@@soulassassin0g Bevis and Butthead would say - heh heh heh.. he said 69.
@limedickandrew6016
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite from that movie is "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born and ended as a brown stain on the mattress". I remember that one from my own army days and a corporal using it on me. All done a longtime before Full Metal was made, which means it must have been a military insult from way back.
@DragonianDeity
5 жыл бұрын
"I don't give any servicemen discounts." "Too bad, your old lady does!" SAVAGE 😂
@seanmcclelland8893
4 жыл бұрын
one of the best
@alfjones6377
2 жыл бұрын
Not savage. Hip Hop Is savage not Clint limpwood
@hehehaha1820
2 жыл бұрын
@@alfjones6377 ah yes, says you
@aleksandarvil5718
2 жыл бұрын
@@seanmcclelland8893 *Military Wives in a Nutshell*
@kevinc.cucumber3697
10 ай бұрын
@@alfjones6377who let this little boy stay up past his bed time
@greekfreak1980
10 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.
@tpog1
10 ай бұрын
Agreed, all 100 should be of him.
@jameshughes6355
10 ай бұрын
It helped that he was an actual drill instructor before he became an actor... though, sadly, we lost this magnificent bastard in 2018...
@vetterburns1048
9 ай бұрын
R. Lee Ermey(1944-2018) RIP Oohrah! Mail-CALL! 🤩
@martinhecimovic
6 ай бұрын
You know how the movie continued, do you.
@InkAndPoet
3 ай бұрын
Ya know, my coworker told me about an app that allows you to have R. Lee Emery be your ring tone for when you get a call or text. Always insulting you, of course.
@YuriBoyka23237
2 жыл бұрын
Everything R Lee Ermey says in Full Metal Jacket could be on this list.
@PROFESSOR-I.C.
2 жыл бұрын
Ya think? Classic movie. Now, back in line!
@carlodave9
2 жыл бұрын
Correction: TOP of the list.
@e.normastitz6836
2 жыл бұрын
Clicked on this thinking that it was all ermey
@johnking1896
2 жыл бұрын
Full Metal Jacket is in a class all by it's self, a classic that will be in history without any equal.
@pw2031
2 жыл бұрын
...where you about to call me an ass hole???
@laeldestan1536
5 жыл бұрын
"Is it true that you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" Want some ice for that burn?
@LateNightTableCo
3 жыл бұрын
I love how varied the insults are. Some are super vulgar, some childish and some are just good old fashion wit and sarcasm
@unknownconundrum7488
9 жыл бұрын
"From what i hear You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat" hot diggity damn that burn
@ThePandoraGuy
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Kostner has his moments.
@You_Got_Jinxed_
2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have any water to cool that burn either
@colleenross8752
Жыл бұрын
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
@SueDNim
10 жыл бұрын
They've done two of these and still missed my favorite. "I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."
@mzytryck
10 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. What film is it from?
@SueDNim
10 жыл бұрын
It's from Parenthood with Steve Martin. Hilarious movie.
@larrygarcia6356
5 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s classic 😂
@FragmentJack
2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh.
@kittygrimm7301
7 жыл бұрын
"Nevermind, dear. Chin up." "That's right. Both of them." Classic comebacks are the best comebacks.
@NateMcCoy1194
4 жыл бұрын
"She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now." The older movies were savage as shit
@harlankrissoff9966
2 жыл бұрын
Yes and could do it all without the F word too. Awesome!
@DanielEvans-th6tv
Сағат бұрын
The man who came to dinner is the name of movie 1942
@Jodabomb24
11 жыл бұрын
I like the vintage insults. They prove you don't always need an endless stream of profanity for an exceptional funny insult. "Chin up, dear." "That's right; both of them."
@blackopman100
9 жыл бұрын
If Whiplash was out, Fletcher would make half the list.
@robbielawsonguitar6446
5 жыл бұрын
"here comes Mr gay pride himself"
@zerolopez4073
4 жыл бұрын
i clicked on this video to watch all his insults. this video was just a couple years earlier.
@oscarphile
Жыл бұрын
Can we get on that for the third episode of this list, please?
@matthewbeattie
Жыл бұрын
Fruit Fuck
@jordantakahiro5481
Жыл бұрын
I was think that same thing Aswell
@srbrant5391
7 жыл бұрын
"My mommy says she wishes you were dead." -- Hippo kid, _Zootopia._
@emanuelrojas2
11 ай бұрын
Honestly, it hurts more hearing from the kid.
@nathanhetzer757
5 жыл бұрын
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”
@martingardener90
4 жыл бұрын
I blow my nose at you English types!
@kellyweingart3692
4 жыл бұрын
“Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change”
@BrizzleRizzle80
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a monty python one in here, didn’t see the “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
@govetter
2 жыл бұрын
That bit about 'elderberries'...
@watcherwraith007
10 ай бұрын
"You toad-spotted traitor" "You egg" XD
@ianbeltran7948
10 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?"
@grimes558
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, we watched the video too
@blackhawkuh-6026
2 жыл бұрын
When does that happen?
@johnanderson9765
2 жыл бұрын
@@blackhawkuh-6026 It happens at 2:47, it's from Aliens.
@80s90s_Living
2 жыл бұрын
Savage comeback
@kalynmiller558
Ай бұрын
OH SNAP!
@pazza7
7 жыл бұрын
"a hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"
@andrewfenn3019
4 жыл бұрын
What movie was that from?
@andrewfenn3019
4 жыл бұрын
@@careypowell523 thank you
@lucasfilms3216
4 жыл бұрын
The actor that plays the guy who said this is a close relative of mine, cool guy
@andrewfenn3019
4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasfilms3216 you must be a very lucky man. Steve Le Marquand is a talented actor and has a few good lines up his sleeve.
@lucasfilms3216
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewfenn3019 Yes i know we call him slem for short i slightly remember going to his wedding as well
@mattroy9621
5 жыл бұрын
"This man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Groucho Marx best one man
@PeterParker-ff7ub
Жыл бұрын
thats what idiots do. its just idiot in more words
@billmadison2032
11 ай бұрын
That would be the current president of the United States Brandon
@santanalz
6 ай бұрын
@@billmadison2032 When Trump dies in prison, will you cry or furiously masturbate while crying?
@Croc21000
10 жыл бұрын
"were you always this STUPID did you take lessons?" "I-TOOK-LESSONS!!!!!!"
@marcuswalker3409
5 жыл бұрын
Kwabena Amoateng Sam Jackson never fails to make me laugh!
@roykerr5121
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone please tell me that movie please with Sam Jackson
@tomatoisnotafruit5670
2 жыл бұрын
@@roykerr5121 The Long Kiss Goodnight
@govetter
2 жыл бұрын
I love, my man, Samuel 'Mutha Frakkin' Jackson!
@chriscarguy
2 жыл бұрын
4:40. The way he delivers the line is PURE GOLD
@chickenblood94
7 жыл бұрын
i like shrek the third's insult "that's a nice leotatd. oh, thank you. do they come in men's sizes?"
@davecrupel2817
6 жыл бұрын
george harris xD
@danielramsey6141
5 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that one.
@Ender_Rock
4 жыл бұрын
OHHHHHHHH
@aleksandarvil5718
3 жыл бұрын
*SHOTS FIRED 🔫💥🔥😎*
@RiversBliss
8 жыл бұрын
"My bathmat means more to me than you" damn
@KingJori_
5 жыл бұрын
Rivers Bliss lol I thought he said my back fat. Funny either way lol.
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
4 жыл бұрын
Jori - “Back fat” is funnier
@originalname4972
4 жыл бұрын
“If I saw you in my toilet bowl I wouldn’t flush it”.
@You_Got_Jinxed_
2 жыл бұрын
I would've just said "I know" to see if it catches him off guard
@dwtdwtdwt
2 жыл бұрын
*Groucho:* "Not that I care, but where is your husband?" *Lady:* "My husband is dead." *Groucho:* "I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse."
@emmitmeyer1368
2 жыл бұрын
Uh...Without trying to be political, Groucho's response sure reminds me of today's liberals.
@zeltzamer4010
Жыл бұрын
@@emmitmeyer1368”Without trying to be political, political.”
@emmitmeyer1368
Жыл бұрын
@@zeltzamer4010 I assume there is a point to your comment, though I find it difficult to understand what that point is.
@zeltzamer4010
Жыл бұрын
@@emmitmeyer1368 You said you weren’t trying to be political and then said something political.
@emmitmeyer1368
Жыл бұрын
@@zeltzamer4010 You seem to have missed the word "trying"....A simple statement of fact, based upon logical evidence, is not a "political" statement, It is just a statement pointing out undeniable facts...Please, before making comments disparaging someone else comment, you may want to try THINKING....(I know, "what a strange idea".
@Seahawkfan1108
9 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you can tell us who first subjected the idea of reproduction without sex?" "Ummmmmmmm.......your wife?" DAAAAAAAaaaaaaammmmmn.......dat burn
@enig99
9 жыл бұрын
Best. Line. Ever.
@michaelseckman4936
9 жыл бұрын
Randy Gutierrez what movie was that
@Omnificence2016
9 жыл бұрын
Michael Seckman WarGames.
@raniastylez4080
9 жыл бұрын
What movie is that?
@michaelseckman4936
9 жыл бұрын
War Games
@midwintersnight
4 жыл бұрын
7:58 This sassy little boy grew up to be Prince Zuko. Let that sink in.
@pythox2948
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I knew he sounded like Zuko.
@denisweimer8791
5 жыл бұрын
I've always been partial to "There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of them."
@luislizard2626
8 жыл бұрын
Hey Vasquez....have you ever been mistaken for a Man? No!!!!!! Have you ???? Epiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!
@govetter
4 жыл бұрын
Private Vasquez! I love that bit from Aliens! Jenette Goldstein! www.imdb.com/name/nm0001280/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
@theonlymuffin
10 жыл бұрын
"does this suit make me look fat?' "no, your face does." im dying
@chromaticcracker321
2 жыл бұрын
he should've said " you mean fatter? yes"
@jonathanlocke6404
4 жыл бұрын
"He was so bad, the audience was still booing him during our set, that's how bad he was"... "This Is Spinal Tap"...
@mabell276
5 жыл бұрын
Batman:You still follow your Dad’s orders? Andrea:The way I see it, the only person in this room controlled by his parents is you. -Batman:Mask of the Phantasm
@ianmonkton3578
4 жыл бұрын
Laugh all yer life
@aleksandarvil5718
3 жыл бұрын
*#ROASTED*
@oscarphile
Жыл бұрын
DAMN!!!!!
@TheMimiSard
11 жыл бұрын
"You juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love!" - gotta love Shakespeare's grip on insults.
@-CARTHAGO-
9 жыл бұрын
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?" hahahaha dude, I almost died from laughter
@govetter
2 жыл бұрын
That is one of my Faves! When McDonald hesitatingly says..., No... LOL
@jungwolf1987
Жыл бұрын
Juvenile
@andynoel2214
4 жыл бұрын
“Were you always so stupid or did you take lessons?” “I took lessons” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@philiprice7875
Жыл бұрын
my dad was asked "why did you join this mans army" his reply "options was this, jail or go to canada and i cant speak canadian"
@echorhys1685
2 жыл бұрын
7:26 Clint Eastwood, what a legend, he has never failed to deliver a good burn when its needed
@realtexxxmancosplay
Жыл бұрын
I watched that movie the other night and I was dying when he delivered that burn.😂😂😂
@christinadoxstader1787
9 жыл бұрын
I love that they included more clips from older films this time. A lot of great insults back then.
@rigman031977
2 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%. My favorites, Revenge of the Nerds, Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam & whoever the redhead was at the end of the video & the Exorcist
@janiyawest7023
2 жыл бұрын
they missed some great insults from "It Happened One Night", "Arsenic and Old Lace", "Harvey", Cheech and Chong, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Mae West, Ruth Gordon, Don Rickles, Agnes Moorehead, Audrey Meadows and many others.
@PeterParker-ff7ub
Жыл бұрын
those suck.
@jfan4reva
2 жыл бұрын
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison" Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.
@Ducksoup67
5 жыл бұрын
"You'd need three promotions to get to be an asshole!" Biloxi Blues - a great movie.
@drfunkfunk2637
2 жыл бұрын
Harsh!!!!! Nothing else to say.......datum!!!!
@drfunkfunk2637
2 жыл бұрын
Damned spellcheck.... Dayum!!!!!!
@Praise___YaH
2 жыл бұрын
Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@mandalorian1994
6 жыл бұрын
5:16 That's truly one of the greatest insults I've ever heard!!
@DrPhilWoodchip
10 жыл бұрын
"How tall are you private?" "Sir, 5'9 sir!" "5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
@imsokewl1184
3 жыл бұрын
Wow you're hot!!
@Nwsthe2ndweatheeforecaster
3 жыл бұрын
@@imsokewl1184 wow.
@DK-gl3ih
3 жыл бұрын
@@imsokewl1184 lol
@rickneal3916
2 жыл бұрын
That was a great line, but there are so many others from that movie that could've/should've been included. I guess they were trying to keep this video from looking like an extended FMJ trailer Lol
@SG-fm9wd
2 жыл бұрын
Right as I scrolled pass this
@thomascampbell350
6 жыл бұрын
“He cheated” “Your mom cheated. That’s why you look like a plumber.”
@lazerunicorn7809
Жыл бұрын
Enders Game😂 i still dying over this one years ago
@kittygrimm7301
5 жыл бұрын
-"Never mind, dear, chin up." -(chin up) -"That's right, both of them!"
@Cacowninja
3 жыл бұрын
0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America 0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake 1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar 1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor 2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham 2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole 3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club 3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That 4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich 4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success 5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business 5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break 5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman 6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer 7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers 7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump 7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook, 8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon 8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate 9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos 10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
@123afish
3 жыл бұрын
nice one
@harlankrissoff9966
2 жыл бұрын
@@123afish gives me the impetous to watch more movies.
@amitraam1270
2 жыл бұрын
Wow! from memory?? (even if not..)
@Cacowninja
2 жыл бұрын
@@amitraam1270 There's a list of the movies I used to help with the timestamps.
@govetter
2 жыл бұрын
Great stuff BABY!
@jq747
9 жыл бұрын
"5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again. One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..
@arlind530d
9 жыл бұрын
He says " you know what you are !!! Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!"
@dmrrider1
9 жыл бұрын
"...just abvxdrronofabitch!"
@BernardBrunu1
9 жыл бұрын
maxwell9498 full metal jacket
@mondodimotori
6 жыл бұрын
In italian is even better: "Bitch" is "Puttana", so when he scream "Son of a bitch", it becames "Figlio di puttana" with the A afgter the double T fading in the scream of the song. Here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/x2Oqrm2qrnOikqg
@Gio-512
10 жыл бұрын
"The toilet store" Best insult ever.
@Marioguy92
8 жыл бұрын
4:40 is a perfect response to the one before it.
@Sh0ru420
7 жыл бұрын
if only eddie murphy knew these dreadlocks were gonna be popular 20 years later, that nigga was ahead of his time
@nathanielcox4486
9 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams :'(
@ChilesRussellTaylor
9 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to robin williams!
@MsAppassionata
11 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" One of my favorites.
@veggiesaremurder
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" -- The one that probably hurt the most. Lol
@larry1393
2 жыл бұрын
Better then looking like a transvestite
@michaelkarnerfors9545
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: she is Jeanelle - John's foster-mother - in T2: Judgement Day.
@kimmyfreak200
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelkarnerfors9545 and she was the maid in fear and loathing in las vegas...imagine my shock cuz i saw that a thousand times but DID NOT AT ALL know it was her lol but she did seem faniliar
@kimmyfreak200
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelkarnerfors9545 oh and a underrated movie called NEAR DARK...which has alot of the alien cast in it
@philiprice7875
Жыл бұрын
read about her resume on IMDB was shocked when i saw she was in star trek genarations
@nomedreaper1430
2 жыл бұрын
The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”
@rigman031977
2 жыл бұрын
Now I think I have to find someplace to download "The Cowboys" and hear that line again when they come across the bad guys.
@GuyGuysonHimself
8 жыл бұрын
2:25 lmao that fucking guy's reaction
@dr.arielfinch4316
8 жыл бұрын
+Guy Guyson OWWHOOHOOHOO! I think that was what I replayed the most.
@Pleaseunderstand
9 жыл бұрын
"Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore" Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.
@Briselance
9 жыл бұрын
Please understand. And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)
@Briselance
9 жыл бұрын
Please understand. And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)
@daneejo1992
9 жыл бұрын
I just saw the movie for the first time the other night xD
@marcus_ohreallyus
2 жыл бұрын
As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.
@eugenesaint1231
2 жыл бұрын
Sr. Drill Sergeant Rodriguez? (Ft Polk?)
@brittanybutts4529
2 жыл бұрын
@@eugenesaint1231 Oh man, that's awesome! I hope that you you two are talking about the same guy. I went through bootcamp (Navy) in 1999. I had this RDC looked like Sargent Slaughter. Turned out he was the easiest to get along with and the one we were "saddest" to leave. When we headed for the busses at the end with our seabags in tow, my shoelace came untied. He kneeled down to tie it because I couldn't.
@daynonweaver292
2 жыл бұрын
My soul would drop trou and AIM!🤣
@brittanybutts4529
2 жыл бұрын
@@daynonweaver292 I'm a girl. I just would have got my own pants wet and it would have been pretty embarrassing. Anyway, we liked him. I spent almost another year in Great Lakes for school. I lived in base housing because I had a family and we ended up being neighbors. So...yeah, that would have been really bad! X-D
@bodenlosedosenhose1590
Жыл бұрын
"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now." Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.
@colleenross8752
6 ай бұрын
I bet living to 102 was rare back then
@phuckp.cummings5148
6 жыл бұрын
At 2:10 "Oh Reggie I've heard of dreadlocks, but SHITLOCKS!?" Just one of my favorite and hilarious insults!!!
@cristofermonteflores690
10 жыл бұрын
1:50 I'm going to use that on tall people
@ryano6094
6 жыл бұрын
7:32 I love how the insults go from Shakespeare to gangsta.
@conanharris3472
2 жыл бұрын
The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”
@babyharryable
11 жыл бұрын
"Never-mind dear,chin up..." "THATS RIGHT,BOTH OF THEM!...." joan crawford is a legend
@verncooper1069
9 жыл бұрын
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go trough life son" Best insult ever
@bradleystopher3070
8 жыл бұрын
"I hearda dreadlocks but shitlocks" LMFAO
@danicawolfetp
4 жыл бұрын
"That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off yo head, you crazy!"😂
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
4 жыл бұрын
8:25 “Nearsighted gynecologist!” Hahahahaha! Gotta love Robin Williams and his genius improv abilities.
@rigman031977
2 жыл бұрын
And in my favorite top 5 on the list, from Good Morning Vietnam. Right up there with his insult from Good Morning Vietnam. "You are in more dire need of a BJ than any white man in history."
@bearshunnypot302
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, "Ugh, what is it? It's hideous!" "Well that's not very nice. It's just a Donkey"
@williambeutler9399
2 жыл бұрын
The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱
@HelloNewMoon
2 жыл бұрын
Well I guess I’d forgotten Robin Williams calling a child a nearsighted gynecologist in the middle of a Disney movie 😂
@Dilligff
2 жыл бұрын
Not Disney, it was by Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar. Amblin has collaborated with Disney on occasion though (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, BFG, etc.), which is probably why the confusion.
@drewscy
Ай бұрын
A kids movie. But one of RW’s best. I Believe in you Roger!
@sheilap1477
6 жыл бұрын
'hey, where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet store...?"
@phi_the_whingy
10 жыл бұрын
9:14 SLLLLLLLLUUUT!!!!
@chubbyknight7571
9 жыл бұрын
Sir, 5 ft. 9, sir! 5 ft 9!? I didn't know they stack shit that high! looooooool Gotta love Full Metal Jacket.
@michaelmckinnon7314
2 жыл бұрын
R Lee Ermey who plays Gunny Hartman actually was an actual Marine Corps Drill Instructor at the time
@rachelsolomons3228
6 жыл бұрын
That Hook feast scene is the ultimate insult scene
@allenrmontana
2 жыл бұрын
"Remember, you are defending this womans honor, which is more than she ever did' Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup
@BloodylocksBathory
10 жыл бұрын
Whiteside's remark to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner is one of my all-time favorites.
@Lulu-ex7fc
9 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield was the king of insults.
@awesomelittlechrissy
8 жыл бұрын
"SLLLLLUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol yooo that had me dyin
@Marcomanexists
4 жыл бұрын
“Chin up!... that’s right, both of them” 😂
@MCFCRuss
10 жыл бұрын
" your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts" LOL
@RowanJColeman
9 жыл бұрын
What's the movie with Clive Owen shouting, "You writer!!"
@Vecchio_Rhosod85
9 жыл бұрын
That movie is called "Closer".
@joman1988able
6 жыл бұрын
Rowan J Coleman 8
@moviepeasantispeasanted
7 жыл бұрын
I loved The Departed's insult. Man: "Oh. Who the f*ck are you?" Sgt. Dignam: "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
@rickthomas4578
2 жыл бұрын
" You know Myra... Some people think your cute, but I think your one very large baked potato". Sly Stallone- Death race 2000
@keller109
8 жыл бұрын
5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."
@nicholasbiebel513
10 жыл бұрын
1:19 The father of insults
@Kyeju
2 жыл бұрын
The Man Who Came To Dinner is one of my favorite classic movies now, and I entirely have this video to thank for making me aware of it.
@tiernanmcgonigle3397
4 жыл бұрын
2:30 is definitely my favourite
@Cluv22
9 жыл бұрын
"I bet with this hat you get a big bowl of soup, huh?" "Oh, it looks good on YOU though." Lmao. That always made me laugh
@layicorn
4 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield = Savage
@billmoran3219
2 жыл бұрын
Free bowl of soup...
@n.w.1803
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way..?"
@ChefMattReviews
9 жыл бұрын
"Bull shit it looks likethebestpartofyourandownthecrackofyourmomma'sassandwasleftasabrownstainonthematress!!! I think you've been cheated!
@INFAMOUSGHOST23
5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you threw some of the classics in there. It's amazing how insults have evolved over the years
@bardthenascarfanaticdragon
2 жыл бұрын
The French Taunter has some of the best insults ever.
@VentusxBBSxSpero
10 жыл бұрын
5:12 is absolutely amazing
@getnaenaed99
10 жыл бұрын
When I saw ET as a kid, penis breath became one of my favorite insults ever. I'm glad it made it on this list
@MichaelFitch
2 жыл бұрын
A dear relative of mine thought he said "peanut breath" and couldn't figure out why everyone in the theater was laughing so hard.
@williammason9789
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites, from “Liar, Liar” : “I’ve had better.”
@drfunkfunk2637
2 жыл бұрын
Classic!!!!! I know better than to day that though......lol
@bigbear5510
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is from an old movie called The Women (1939). "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."
@BazukinBelyugovich
Жыл бұрын
So much more classier than just outright saying "You bunch of bitches" Language restrictions could really bring out some of the most creative lines
@themurph2000
10 жыл бұрын
The one with Joan Cusack giving birth at 8:30 is from Nine Months.
@JotheAnimator
9 жыл бұрын
9:00 what goes on in my mind at school
@shahab8838
5 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the movie?
@417Owsy
4 жыл бұрын
@@shahab8838 Liar Liar
@noah.11.11.
7 жыл бұрын
"Face it...you're a neo maxi-zoom dweebie" 😂😂
@ANativeWroteThis
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites: Christopher Walken, "You would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
@aelic7
9 жыл бұрын
7:57 Ah, Prince Zuko...
@00011theman
10 жыл бұрын
7:20 OHHHH SHOTS FIRED
@user-qu4ii4hy7s
8 жыл бұрын
Full Metal Jacket - great movie!
@zigzagjoe69
7 жыл бұрын
Сергей Березин "you climb obstacles the way old people fuck"
@ivanrivera3293
5 жыл бұрын
Are you quitting on me!? WELL, ARE YOU!? THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY F**KING WALRUS F**KING PIECE OF S**T!
@kellyweingart3692
4 жыл бұрын
“Are you a Peter Puffer?” 😂
@kellyweingart3692
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”
@eveofreturn7034
4 жыл бұрын
Bet you are the kind of person that would butt f#@% some one in the a$$ and not have the gd common curtsey to give them a reach around
@kimmyfreak200
3 жыл бұрын
5:13 not sure why but I laughed so hard at this
@Nocmin
11 жыл бұрын
"H-hey... I thought you were tied up." "This is because you are stupid." The Mask of Zorro (1998) Simple and hilarious the way they worded it out. :D
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