Then deadpool rizzed the hell out of her thats probably the biggest fucking flex ive seen
@gravekeepersven82
Жыл бұрын
Facts and he beat them cheeks
@Yachii
Жыл бұрын
@@gravekeepersven82more like them bones
@Ppan1r
Жыл бұрын
@@gravekeepersven82 🤨
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
@@Ppan1r He's actually not lying on that one. Deadpool actually gave Death the D.
@Havenotchanged_mypfpfor4years
Жыл бұрын
I mean Deadpool *is* Ryan Reynolds
@dominicrobinson2056
Жыл бұрын
Bro wiped half the universe to rattle a skeletons bones and a random immortal guy rizzes her up with no trouble
@romanplays1
Жыл бұрын
wasn't it the case that deadpools immortality was thanks to T-ray (A sorcerer who has a hateboner for the merc) using a artifact gifted to him by thanos to make deadpool unable to join death?
@NotRJ001
Жыл бұрын
@@romanplays1 I thought Thanos made Deadpool immortal? It's the main reason why Death was always attracted to him because of his immortality.
@romanplays1
Жыл бұрын
@@NotRJ001 that was thanos's plan. but he got T-ray to do it.
@randommadman7348
Жыл бұрын
@@romanplays1 didn't thanos later reverse the spell so that he could kill deadpool himself?
@cristalynablaza9463
Жыл бұрын
@@randommadman7348 np
@ivancerecer5758
Жыл бұрын
To add context Lady Death brought him back to life with more power, and tasked him to destroy half of everything since there were more people alive than there are dead However, Thanos came to learn of the Infinity Stones, and realized its the only way to accomplish his task But once he got them, he was fucking around, gloating to all around him, claiming he is now equal to Death and thus they can be together Mephisto even told Thanos that Lady Death is not his equal, she is now beneath him, and she hates the idea Once Thanos realized that she'll respect him when he completes his task, he snapped, and he regained dignity in her eyes But Thanos kept going on and on and on about his power, in which Death lost interest since his arrogant nature was unappealing
@Yonkage-ik5qb
Жыл бұрын
That's mathematically ridiculous. There are many hundreds of times more dead than alive. There have been something like 150 billion humans in all of history, and up until the last couple centuries were never more than a few million alive at any one time.
@Maybe_The_Guy
Жыл бұрын
So he got cucked by himself? Seems like Thanos
@zzodysseuszz
Жыл бұрын
@@Maybe_The_Guyyes, it’s explained in the comics that thanos is a nihilist, which conflates with his ego, resulting in him subconsciously allowing himself to lose or fail. Such as when he let nebula (I think it was nebula) steal the infinity gauntlet when he was distracted. He could’ve stopped her but he chose not to because he wanted to fail
@midnightexe7248
10 ай бұрын
excluding the destruction of halfo f the universe, i can understand Lady Death's...unappealed emotion...
@NellDAce
9 ай бұрын
@@zzodysseuszzi don't see how Thanos in the MCU is Nihilist, reason for this belief is because Nihilist or Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless they also reject all Religion & Moral Principles. But he sought the Infinity Stones in order to "Save the Universe" that doesn't alugn with being a Nihilist.....
@swift7842
Жыл бұрын
Dude literally has the mind gem and the reality gem, surely there was an easier way
@Blackpheonix99
Жыл бұрын
Nope Deadpool rizzed her up he had no shot my guy
@spider-man9118
11 ай бұрын
Reject lust, pursue God. We must stay focused brothers we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on) hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible. Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father. The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback) faith and reason, people hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general. thanks for reading
@Bodywashconditonershampoo
8 ай бұрын
All he had to do was recreate the scene
@KeyUploads
4 ай бұрын
That wouldn't be actual love though
@user-fd9zh8jp2v
Ай бұрын
Death is an entity beyond Infinity Gems
@bygonewonders
Жыл бұрын
He snapped for a chance to clap
@Mariontyo
Жыл бұрын
how do you not have any replies??? this has my stomach hurting lmfao
@adaman.shr.3538
Жыл бұрын
and still ain't got no sap
@dragb9284
Жыл бұрын
And got ntr by a merc
@Rare_Spore_Fan
Жыл бұрын
cuz he got a big derck
@ff-zt1gs
Жыл бұрын
lol
@Mr_chrome
Жыл бұрын
And here is deadpool just clapping deaths cheeks
@senpie6639
Жыл бұрын
Does she even have them cheeks to begin with? Lol
@Azy717
Жыл бұрын
@@senpie6639 yes
@kinjalroy9407
Жыл бұрын
@@senpie6639 Yes
@genghiskhan6185
Жыл бұрын
@@senpie6639 nah he rattled em bones
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
@@senpie6639 she actually does. She can change her body however she wants. Plus, its usually just her head thats a skull or with a skull face and not the rest of her body so she definitely has that cake for Deadpool.
@gwouru
Жыл бұрын
He's called the MAD Titan for a reason. Dude's nuts.
@judeduval5724
10 ай бұрын
Mad Simp is more fitting.
@gwouru
10 ай бұрын
@@judeduval5724Sure, he's a simp for lady death, but emphasis is still on the MAD part. Also, he is in fact, a Titan, not a human, or some other species... Thus, Mad Titan.
@green8017
6 ай бұрын
That is why he was called that
@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
2 ай бұрын
@@gwouruThanos is an Eternal with a Deviant gene. Both Eternals and Deviants exist because Celestials experimented on primitive humans in the past, which resulted in those two species. Their experiments also gave humans the potential to possess powers, so they are also responsible for superhumans. So Thanos’ species actually is related to humans. At least in the comics. Not sure about the MCU. I haven’t even seen the Eternals movie yet.
@gwouru
2 ай бұрын
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 Everything gets retconned. He's a deviant titan, not a deviant eternal. Eternals are manufactured, like robots. They are not genetic experiments based on human dna.
@RooKangaRoo
Жыл бұрын
Thanos really out here simping, on a cosmic scale. That’s crazyyy
@dolphin6755
Жыл бұрын
She wasn't heartless, Thanos just got 0 rizz
@olegyurchenko4127
Жыл бұрын
Deadpool got 'em all 😅
@carlosl5008
Жыл бұрын
Just like you that has 0 rizz
@dolphin6755
Жыл бұрын
@@carlosl5008 sir not to be a nerd but the word "you" is supposed to be used at someone else in a conversation, not used on one's self
@yehanravindu7221
Жыл бұрын
@@dolphin6755 you deep fried that ass.💀
@literally-nobody242
Жыл бұрын
@@dolphin6755 lmao ima have to steal this comeback
@thelaughingrouge
Жыл бұрын
Thanos in the movie: The dude kinda has a point. Thanos in the comics: Galactic level simp.
@dolphin6755
Жыл бұрын
Nahh Multiversal level
@kevinprinz3204
Жыл бұрын
Even in the movies he could've just , yknow create infinite food.
@dolphin6755
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinprinz3204 an idealist doesn't roll like that
@pualbaptiste8617
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinprinz3204 It would cause overpopulation. Edit: Before you comment something disrespectful like the last guy who replied to me. I never Justified the reason
@kevinprinz3204
Жыл бұрын
@@pualbaptiste8617 How. Just increase the resources. Like what
@megatron2171
Жыл бұрын
thanos: i erase half of the universe for you deadpool: you like jazz?
@BackwardzCap
6 ай бұрын
Thanos is the definition of “down bad”
@canadiancanucklehead8310
Жыл бұрын
“She is heartless.” Deadpool: “Y’all hear sumthin?”
@dolphin6755
Жыл бұрын
👏noises
@rickl.7084
Жыл бұрын
Squish Squish?
@narrativeless404
Жыл бұрын
Nothing
@Ayqav
Жыл бұрын
That Skeleton lookin kinda thicc not gonna lie.
@lorrainebrunner2490
Жыл бұрын
Would you look at that bitch's CALCIUM LEVELS.... hmmm... Both Spooky AND Scary, just how I like my woman.. But she doesn't know any puns, and has never cackled _"One day I'll get you, you hear me I will, He Man!! _*_Skeletor.. AWAY!!!"_* Instantly dropping her cold rotting corps to a 3/10. Definitely a swipe left... I mean maybe if she had a personality or a soul, but it's 2023 and Twitter is dead. Which means she must still be on it. 2/10
@markwilson4686
Жыл бұрын
It's Marvel though. Her "thicc" is average in that universe, so simping for a corpse because she's "thicc" doesn't make much sense unless you're into necrophilia.
@Spechktre
Жыл бұрын
@@markwilson4686 it’s literally a marvel comic panel, with a single panel showing one of Death’s forms. And yet somehow for some reason you pulled out the necrophiliac card, get a grip.
@markwilson4686
Жыл бұрын
@@SpechktreI don't get all the down bad comments for a comic book skeleton with boobs especially when there are a plethora of comic book women who look the same minus the skeleton part, but I'll admit calling necrophilia was low on my part.
@jj-ce8bb
Жыл бұрын
Maybe I can spend some time with her "Minecraft skeleton hitting sound"
@scryerscapes7884
11 ай бұрын
I love how he says, "Think of all WE could've avoided if Thanos wasn't a simp" as if it's actually a real event that WE went through 😂
@eljefe3794
Жыл бұрын
I remember reading this comic in my brother's room. Eventually, the celestials start attacking Thanos and evening launching planets at him!
@DeadeyeMarksman
Жыл бұрын
Lol Thanos made em wanna crash out
@flamelover1746
Жыл бұрын
Girl's just not into him. Maybe if he was Canadian...
@spadesofpaintstudios1719
Жыл бұрын
ikr
@snibblesnoop
Жыл бұрын
as long as he didn't insult any hockey teams, he probably could have gotten citizenship pretty easily as well
@Shou_22
Жыл бұрын
Canadian and wears red spandex maybe she would have gotten her to atleast notice him...
@Smthn_Wicked
Жыл бұрын
@@Shou_22 *Skeleton hit sounds from Minecraft in the distance.*
@erickhart8046
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@mnspstudioful
Жыл бұрын
It's worse than that. She loves Deadpool because he's the man she can never have.
@Jeff4theRaid
Жыл бұрын
Plot immortality vs canon end of life
@sean5558
Жыл бұрын
Yup, a lot of girls are more attracted to guys who are unavailable than those who respond to their summons immediately
@jessuelvinceredulla2422
Жыл бұрын
@@sean5558 Sigh true man😢, They'll be mad aswell when the summons are busy
@leomartinez8382
Жыл бұрын
The reason she can't have him is because of a curse cause by Thanos.
@brucewayne1269
Жыл бұрын
Facts which is ironically funny af to me Deadpool is like Death is MY simp lol 😂
@daci4819
Жыл бұрын
Learn from Thanos guys, never try to impress women
@flamingagua
11 ай бұрын
XD yes, that way you can stay alone forever. No dude! There is many more things like don't torture you own bloody child, that's a good start.
@segundaconta.
8 күн бұрын
Make women try to impress you, not the other way around.
@originalvenom1972
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if Death got a body like THAT…I can overlook the skull. That’s what paper bags are truly for.
@awesomeb3002
Жыл бұрын
"Thanos had selfish desires" *Shows a thicc skeleton*
@guntherkozier5798
Жыл бұрын
That’s what paper bags were made for…sometimes you ain’t gotta see the other side of the grass
@awesomeb3002
Жыл бұрын
@@guntherkozier5798 Bro🤣. You are right though.
@OndatZaza99
Жыл бұрын
@@guntherkozier5798 a true philosopher😂this has me dead
@christophermoore6877
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JohnJones-bm9ot
Жыл бұрын
@@guntherkozier5798 I don’t get it
@soniczeromkx
Жыл бұрын
Thanos did all that to impress death, while Rizzpool just can't die and she is head over heels for him, the comic writers just gave Thanos THE BIGGEST KICK IN THE BALLS TO EVER EXIST
@kohanrains776
Жыл бұрын
Thanos is the reason he can't die in this version she was in love with rizzpool and he cursed him to never be able to die so they found never be together which is pretty gangster lmao
@shady_star
Жыл бұрын
i mean thanos worth it
@marcorocchi6758
Жыл бұрын
lol
@Ariel_Lord
Жыл бұрын
Since Thanos made Deadpool immortal and Death likes him because he can't be killed, why didn't Thanos curse himself to be immortal instead to make Death like him? 🤔
@kohanrains776
Жыл бұрын
@PotBot if I remember correctly she already liked pool which is WHY Thanos cursed him so he could never be with her
@DerpyScrub
Жыл бұрын
if thanos just turned himself into deadpool, his rizz would’ve gone up exponentially
@MarvelsScreamSimp
Жыл бұрын
"She is heartless" Apparently Wade has so much rizz he can make someone with no soul or care fall for him
@juliangriggs7489
27 күн бұрын
Just as well as Thanos she resurrected him had a baby with him and told Thanos that she feels love for him get off of Deadpool rizzin dick
@fogz
Жыл бұрын
Death was supposed to be the reason why thanos wants the infinity stones in the first place, she was even mentioned in one of the end credits where thanos' henceman told him that he is doing all of his plans just to court death.. later it was scratched and changed 😅
@conradaster3764
Жыл бұрын
Yea they can blame hyperbole easily for that one
@NinjapowerMS
Жыл бұрын
The comic reason was pretty dumb anyway. Simp thanos.
@CaptainBrnow
Жыл бұрын
Made a beter story
@abrahammesrajecorrea2349
Жыл бұрын
@@NinjapowerMSI mean, there was a reason why he was called "the mad titan". And besides, Thanos basically creates a girlfriend for himself with the stones after Death rejects him lol. So I guess Thanos went the isekai protagonist route with that much power.
@NinjapowerMS
Жыл бұрын
@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 Mad simp more like it. Even more pathetic that he made a girlfrind for himself. That's extra sad lmao.
@liamw3153
Жыл бұрын
Disney was too scared to show how thanos killed half the universe cause he was down bad for Death
@mugenokami2201
Жыл бұрын
They nerfed many things even how evil thanos was
@demetriusean
Жыл бұрын
I mean, that would've been pretty lame if Thanos was doing all that crazy shit just for some skeletussy, and not only that, he got cucked by Deadpool. The changes are welcome imo
@cyborg3696
Жыл бұрын
No thanks, i prefer thanos with an understandable solid reasons than being simp🤷♂
@keonkla
Жыл бұрын
@@cyborg3696 facts, why people love male charaters who only personality is being a weak insecure loser I will never know. Just total brainwashing lol.
@Graymeyne
Жыл бұрын
Nah bro. You can't always humanize your villains. Look how menacing live action darkseid is. Then imagine in the next movie they humanize him, like why are you going to do that? To empathize with him? What is the point of building up to him being the big bad? Establish him to be a ruthless oppressor only to be revealed that his a big softy inside. No. Plus why you've want to relate with him when his an alien in the first place. Same with thanos. He was called a mad tyrant for a reason. What mcu should have done is update his motivations. Make him the evil parallel to his comic book counterpart. And if they still want him simping, tone it down a little bit so that isn't his main objective.
@TheMenace2004
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Deadpool clapping deaths cheeks just for being able to not die and his astronomical amounts of rizz.
@juliangriggs7489
27 күн бұрын
After Thanos put rot into Lady Death them cheeks were already broken in all that r i z z for sloppy seconds
@BoneGoddess
11 ай бұрын
Lady death points to deadpool* “Now THAT, that I like”
@Indonator
Жыл бұрын
"Death is heartless, so she did not care at all" Meanwhile death falling in love with deadpool
@reidon3749
Жыл бұрын
Because Wade/Deadpool wants to die, Thanos doesn't.
@stickguy9109
Жыл бұрын
@@reidon3749 Also bro got rizz but not Thanos
@juliangriggs7489
27 күн бұрын
But she already admitted her love to Thanos and told Thanos that she is the only thing he could love
@noahtheonlynormalone
Жыл бұрын
Thanos is simping so much But still lost to Deadpool's rizz
@TheStoicNinja
Жыл бұрын
Imagine reading this statement 40 years ago lool
@juliangriggs7489
27 күн бұрын
Yeah he might have been to keep the lady the resurrected him and had a child with him and and admitted she feels love for him get off of Deadpool's r i z z boner
@northeastoperations
10 ай бұрын
She's not heartless, she just doesn't like simps
@xBushxWookiex
Жыл бұрын
Thanos didn’t kill Nebula, Death’s servant was mocking Thanos’ grand gestures as empty attempts to impress Death.
@r2roger
23 күн бұрын
Yes. Thank you. I was hoping someone would correct this. Also, wasn't Nebula his supposed granddaughter not daughter in the comics?
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the Thanos vs Darkseid Death Battle, Thanos not only got the Diavolo treatment but he got it with a touch of of NTR. Dude wound up in an NTR induced infinite death loop that ends with Thanos ending up in Death's realm, only to see her making out with Deadpool then Deadpool taking him out with a shot to the heart. Then the loop restarts for Thanos.
@genghiskhan6185
Жыл бұрын
Jesus christ
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan6185 Indeed. Darkseid did Thanos dirty and Deadpool made it ten times worse lol.
@insectwarriorjojo7780
Жыл бұрын
I remember that. god I couldn't stop laughing. but? sametime? sad thanos died. well kind of figured.
@MickeyBreeze
Жыл бұрын
What's NTR? I saw the death battle but I'm not familiar with that term
@radicalspagetti7218
Жыл бұрын
@Mickey Breeze basically cheating on your significant other
@haroldjames1135
Жыл бұрын
I’d fall in love with death too
@Never_GamePlayZ
Жыл бұрын
damn her cheecks man...
@Hesohesoheso
Жыл бұрын
Bro what
@Hesohesoheso
Жыл бұрын
@zumataka yeah I know. But in what world would a sane person fall in love with a skeleton with boobs
@grizzlygamingzz8145
Жыл бұрын
@@Hesohesoheso me🤔
@chaunstrife
Жыл бұрын
@@Hesohesoheso me too
@user-du7cg9vr9d
Жыл бұрын
The definition of down bad
@Memes4prince
Жыл бұрын
Bro was tryin to rattle dem bones
@Rebel3000
Жыл бұрын
"Death is literally heartless so she didnt care" *Deadpool enters the chat*
@izzworld9160
Жыл бұрын
She into deadpool after all
@christophermoore6877
Жыл бұрын
The lesson here is not to simp on anyone unless you're simping for eachother. Choice yourself first every time when it comes to love.
@knives5964
8 ай бұрын
Thanos being over 6'6 tall and being a simp is wild
@cookiesnugglez7318
Жыл бұрын
She's actually not heartless, it's canon that she loves deadpool
@shaynehughes6645
Жыл бұрын
Retconned
@shaynehughes6645
Жыл бұрын
@Dman Don't care; the mainline deadpool comics are worse than his guest appearances
@KingoftheApes
Жыл бұрын
Nebula is his granddaughter, and he didn't blow her up, he blew up one of Death's lackeys. Nebula took the Gauntlet off him later.
@arcojuve
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, like, get it right if you’re gonna make a video of it
@siegebot82
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Now I'm disliking and putting "do not recommend channel"
@KingoftheApes
Жыл бұрын
@@siegebot82 fuck
@sabastjanadams1829
Жыл бұрын
Thanos is literally just the embodiment of evil
@khfan9437
11 ай бұрын
Yeah it makes sense that Death doesn’t love him because she’s not necessarily evil at all. Probably sickens her, because she fell for a hero-Deadpool
@kuriboi952
10 ай бұрын
So Thanos always treated Nebula like shit? I can believe that.
@wildpawgaming8492
Жыл бұрын
Bro really killed half the universe to get laid
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
And he still didn't get laid after that
@gront5172
Жыл бұрын
And fail
@ScionStorm1
Жыл бұрын
I think she put a restraining order on him a couple of times which left him immortal because she didn't want him in her death realm.
@akileas5537
Жыл бұрын
bro snapped half the universe’s population to impress a girl…
@Blackpheonix99
Жыл бұрын
And Deadpool snatched her up
@alpha_wolf220
Жыл бұрын
it's surprising and kind of wholesome that thanos didn't just brainwash her but instead tried to earn her affection
@SMG6-
Жыл бұрын
bro fr had to destroy half of the universe and kill his daughter just to impress her💀💀💀💀☠️
@kriegermaria9923
Жыл бұрын
He hadnt needed to do it she Would still not be with him nomatter what he does she couldnt stand him at all he couldnt take the hint
@Brutalyte616
Жыл бұрын
That wasn't Nebula Thanos exploded. That was one of Death's servants who spoke on her behalf, because she refused to speak to Thanos directly. Thanos got sick of him speaking on Death's behalf and ridiculing him at every turn, so he made him explode to shut him up and try and force Death to speak to him directly.
@ingiford175
Жыл бұрын
And at first she used the servant because Thanos was below her, and then when he got the stones, she used the servant because he was so much above her.
@erickchristensen746
Жыл бұрын
“Who could POSSIBLY love you back?” For the being of Death itself to hate the man who murdered half of all life in all existence, who gains more power for every living being that dies…she was truly cold to still reject him, biggest bitch slap in the face to Thanos. Even Death doesn’t want to be with a monster. But a psycho undying dude often mistaken for Spider-Man? He’s fair game.
@stupididiot4034
Жыл бұрын
She manipulated him into a monster. She intentionally caused this.
@alexanderavila4662
Жыл бұрын
she's a horrible a person as well
@thesaviorofsouls5210
Жыл бұрын
Too be fair, a girl isnt gonna suddenly love you if you buy her nice things. So cant really blame her, weird guy keeps doing weird shit for you.
@erickchristensen746
Жыл бұрын
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 A good example there
@alexanderavila4662
Жыл бұрын
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 dude she has taken full advantage of this, were far from that now. She is a big bad in many crisis events.
@lapislazulisuf9130
Жыл бұрын
MCU Thanos: "It's a necessary evil." Comics Thanos: "I wanna clap those skelly cheeks"
@k1n63d
11 ай бұрын
Thanos in the movie was basically the elite putting themselves and their beliefs in him to represent them.
@spadesofpaintstudios1719
Жыл бұрын
Thanos didn't even have "good" intentions in infinity war lol but yeah comic thanos was something else
@tess9063
Жыл бұрын
@El T_rex why not just double every planet, plants and all, then split populations between them? why not make an infinite resource for food water and power? he has the goddamn infinity stones.
@fearz792
Жыл бұрын
@@tess9063 Because you can’t make a villain like that
@tess9063
Жыл бұрын
@@fearz792 damn almost like his ideas on how to solve the population crisis are what make him a villain and he really didn't have any sort of point
@bt7777
Жыл бұрын
@@tess9063 I mean there is a theory that why thanos didn’t do that but because I don’t want to type out the whole theory I’m just gonna find the vid and send it here give me a second Alright here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/y52fzJOujoqSbHo
@victorkaranja1420
Жыл бұрын
Movie thanos sucked lmao, they shouldve just analysed and found a way to condense his journey and nihilistic ideas into the plot instead of going for the anti villian route
@JayKindaCray
Жыл бұрын
Bro killed half the universe to impress a goth baddie. Respect.
@Dr._McDonald5
Жыл бұрын
Nah thats multi plane simpin
@shaynehughes6645
Жыл бұрын
@@Dr._McDonald5 he didn't pay or give anything up, he was showing off. Certified flex.
@_V.Va_
Жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645Nah he's a simp. 0 feelings reciprocated.
@chompysnake
Жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 shayne explaning why torturing your daughter to impress a girl isnt simping:
@shaynehughes6645
Жыл бұрын
@@chompysnake you'd know all about it, right anime pfp?
@CosmicDinoPotato
Жыл бұрын
Tha No Rizz=thanos no rizz RizzPool=Deadpool CHAD Rizz 😂😂😂😂
@HuyvtQuach
3 ай бұрын
Thanos:trying hard and still failed to rizz up a thicc skeleton Meanwhile a random 4th wallbreaker: literally drives that skeleton crazy
@conradaster3764
Жыл бұрын
I always HATED Thanos because of this and couldn't ever take him seriously as a villan.
@magneric
Жыл бұрын
This is the same Thanos that randomly chose one person to make miserable every birthday ever since his birth.
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
@@magneric And it appears that he did even THAT because he was simping for Dearh
@hoobadoobamaster8551
Жыл бұрын
@@magnericI could get that because villains to stupid pity things from time to time no matter how evil
@booyah344
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he TRIED to love other women. Even married and had kids several time. She ruined each relationship and forced him to kill all his other lovers. She won't allow him to love anyone else
@victorkaranja1420
Жыл бұрын
Nah, the clapping death thing is a long dead meme, for most of his career it's been more about dealing with nihilism and the idea of death rather than just the entity, the creator of the character is really interested in those types of topics so I recommend you give his stuff a chance
@albireotheredguard1599
Жыл бұрын
I prefer that to the movie.
@ScionStorm1
Жыл бұрын
The fact that Death led him on and wanted him to go on a killing spree because too many people were surviving and even being resurrected in the Marvel Universe and she was trying to balance out the broken system. And then eventually we see exactly what she was afraid of happening when the Cancerverse is created from Captain Marvel killing Death itself.
@AquaticAbomination
Жыл бұрын
People defending the McDonald's level Marvel stuff don't seem to understand that the original story is about symbols and what they mean. Thanos loves death but death is a concept, a phenomenon that does not judge, or have bias or care about whether or not one loves "her". The story is about the paradox of loving death and destruction but in the end character arc of Thanos. It's not about "simping". Lol. That's the point. How can you expect getting loved back and acknowledged by the laws of nature. It's insane. But that's the point. Thanos isn't rational. Not in the beginning or in the middle of the arc. Him being insane is the point. Somehow noone finds it a problem with Joker. But I guess these days it's a bit too scary if you have a mad god as the antagonist. You gotta give him rational motivation so kiddies don't start having too difficult ideas. Marvel decided that it needs to have a more level-headed reasoning that's relevant to modern audience. In other words, dumbing down because these movies are not really about adaptation, but service for the movies themselves. I'm old enough to have bought the comics as they appeared back in the 90ties. Kinda sad to see how they didn't have the courage to do any justice to the story. It is a comic, it's supposed to be heavy metal and wildly out there. But yeah let's just give at an environmental theme because it's too risky to have a character that simply loves death so much that he's insane enough to expect being loved back. Thx Marvel. I was bored out of my mind watching these movies. No soul. No creativity. No risks. Boring af
@LordBrittish
10 ай бұрын
**THANOS SNAPS** Mistress Death: Oh… that’s nice, I guess. **yawns**
@cryovizard9461
Жыл бұрын
Thanos’ humanitarian efforts were like if Maoism and Malthusian theory had a baby.
@emperorcaligula9098
Жыл бұрын
Skelussy got Thanos acting up.
@mayabronleewe
Жыл бұрын
Thanos is a simp on god frfr
@unbeknownst3406
Жыл бұрын
Actually he is a simp for a god of sorts
@WeaponXSigma
Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, there was a goddess that simped for Thanos. Hela was the goddess that simped for him.
@maxdeen1298
Жыл бұрын
He's not a simp lol read comics motherfuc
@THE_ALGORITIHM
12 күн бұрын
"Don't forget that Thanos tortured David every year on David's birthday
@salottin
19 күн бұрын
The fight that ensues in that comic is AMAZING
@bruhmoments8579
Жыл бұрын
Achievement unlocked : Universal Simp
@woodrobin
Жыл бұрын
The thing is, he didn't do anything She wanted or benefited from. Keeping Nebula in a state between life and death is an insult to Death. She doesn't like the undead, so creating one isn't going to impress Her. And since She is responsible for conducting everyone and everything that dies from life to what comes after, killing half the living things in the universe at once just creates a huge amount of work for Her. A massive rush at work is not a present any potential girlfriend wants to receive. He could have used the Mind Stone to make everyone in the universe love and appreciate Death as much as he does. He could have used the Soul Stone and Mind Stone together to make everyone understand that Death is not the end, but a transition and natural part of the universe. He could have used the Soul and Reality Stones to make it so people could commune with their ancestors, allowing them to understand Death better. He didn't think to do any of those things She might have actually liked -- because he's really a shitty boyfriend. No wonder she snubs him.
@ggmasterguiltygear6315
Жыл бұрын
Damn...u wudda rizzed the shit otta death.
@JSerrato289
Жыл бұрын
and he just liked to kill people
@qwertyzxcv123
Жыл бұрын
Dude, you're never been in love do you? Haha... Men/women will do stupid stuff in the name of love. This shows that love interrupts everything - whether it slows or hasten a process to the inflicted. That is why Death didn't fall for it. She knows much better than Thanos.
@Ryan-gw3yv
Жыл бұрын
@@qwertyzxcv123you're talking about infatuation. Not love. Love is kind, radiant and patient. Anything less is not love but a corrupted concept.
@christophermoore6877
Жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-gw3yv this is true
@peacfulhermit3137
Жыл бұрын
Dang Thanos be simping hard 😢
@ChloeKruegerSenpai
4 ай бұрын
Thanos 2018 succeed Thanos 2019 failed COVID19: Let me help you to balance for it
@eliandervalderen5849
Жыл бұрын
If I remember the story correctly it was Mephisto that reminded Thanos that you promised to kill half the life in the universe in order to win death's affections.
@dranksinatra2493
Жыл бұрын
Worth noting, Thanny didn’t explode Nebula. Mistress Death didn’t actually speak, but used an arbiter to voice her wishes, concerns, etc… When Thanny’s “gifts” fell short to impress her, the arbiter voiced Death’s displeasure with extra snark. Thanny didn’t appreciate his God status being talked down to and exploded the arbiter in retaliation. Nebula would later grab the Gauntlet, deposing Thanny and prompting the Titan to team up with a newly reincarnated Adam Warlock to bring the saga to a close.
@paulocardoso3078
Жыл бұрын
One wonders if he read the comic at all...
@markmullins8622
Жыл бұрын
@@paulocardoso3078 no wondering, obviously he didn't lol
@evilallensmithee
Жыл бұрын
@@paulocardoso3078 presumably he read a summary on a fan wiki that was wrong or poorly worded.
@Zerum69
Жыл бұрын
She's more impressed with the suffering you yourself can endure, not the suffering you force others to endure She's impressed by Deadpool's ability to find comedy and happiness even though he terminal cancer and is in constant physical pain
@kriegermaria9923
Жыл бұрын
Deadpool is funny charming dont abuse offspring thanos has no Charm at all
@kriegermaria9923
Жыл бұрын
I cant blame her for being with deadpool thanos through didnt left them alone
@green8017
6 ай бұрын
I guess Thanos was too much of a nice guy tor realise she wasn't that interested anymore.
@juliangriggs7489
27 күн бұрын
Physical pain terminal cancer but the strongest healing Factor out of all mutants gtfo
@EldenLord-wh4ov
18 күн бұрын
@@juliangriggs7489that's worse, because he can't truly die, and the tumors can't get rid of, so he'll suffer for eternity
@shrekfeetpics
Жыл бұрын
The art in these comics is impeccable
@rya3190
Жыл бұрын
I feel like Thano's problem is that he did it out of desperation for her. The reason she likes Deadpool is cause he'll do it on a whim for little rhyme or reason, thus making him more like her, but not desperately trying to emulate her.
@stygiantycoon7765
6 ай бұрын
And he’s funny.
@rya3190
6 ай бұрын
@@stygiantycoon7765 That doesn't hurt. Thanos might get more success at getting people to die by getting them to commit suicide at his comedy routine.
@green8017
6 ай бұрын
She prefers Deadpool because she doesn't like how Thanos is trying to buy her love with souls. Also Deadpool is a chad.
@meem6227
Жыл бұрын
This just goes to show that if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that booty jiggle. And you know who's way funnier than Thanos and rizzed tf out of death? A certain self-proclaimed anti-hero extraordinaire
@bretginn1419
Жыл бұрын
That just makes me wonder if Death even has good taste if she liked Deadpool of all people.
@Tenebrousable
Жыл бұрын
The line in "The Avengers", "to challenge them, is to court death" and resulting smile is pure fire, remembering the Infinity War comics.
@visiblepain7676
11 ай бұрын
Thanos trying to impress Death : 🤓 Deadpool with the unspoken rizz : 🗿
@xXNITR0MAN356Xx
Жыл бұрын
Man Thanos probably wants to beat Deadpool into a bloody pulp over and over again for swooping the girl of his dreams.
@hassanhassan-os5oq
11 ай бұрын
I mean he cursed him with immortality for a while just so he could never be woth her but after 3 years he saw that he really wanted to kill him more then he loved death
@bumpersincapped
10 ай бұрын
@@hassanhassan-os5oqwait that was thanos?
@justinmccarter746
Жыл бұрын
She had already fallen in love with deadpool
@mlggodzilla1567
Жыл бұрын
Thanos down bad
@Diegoat224
Жыл бұрын
Bro was a munch for death😭😭😭
@samifunges9747
Жыл бұрын
News Anchor: In other News a man wiped out half of the universe just so can clap some cheecks
@gravekeepersven82
Жыл бұрын
That is the most absurd but relatable line ever.
@bearded17yearold
Жыл бұрын
And fails miserably
@gravekeepersven82
Жыл бұрын
@@bearded17yearold lmao 🤣 😂
@demetriusean
Жыл бұрын
@@bearded17yearoldand also gets cucked by a guy in a red spandex
@dre8673
Жыл бұрын
Thanos was put in a friendzone that not even the infinity stones could get him out of! 🤣🤣🤣
@josephedlin2172
11 ай бұрын
Deadpool sending Thanos a home made video of those cheeks getting clapped was the coldest…
@an_internet_user2311
Жыл бұрын
This must be what Will Smith felt at the Oscars.
@jackbryan2089
Жыл бұрын
& Then Deadpool came in screaming THUG LIFE Biatchch 🤪🤣
@equinoxswine9132
Жыл бұрын
She wants what she can't have; a nearly immortal being named Wade
@dragonba2006
Жыл бұрын
Until Deadpool won Mistress Death's heart, which makes Thanos incredibly jealous and decided to curse Deadpool immortal in order to prevent him from seeing her. 😅
@marccapuyan7898
4 ай бұрын
Thanos should be called the mad simp instead of a mad titan
@haroldvoigt-er6id
Жыл бұрын
Bro didn’t have to do that to nebula
@Leland_the_Roman
Жыл бұрын
Selfish desires 💀
@LegacyKnight-zm6vz
Жыл бұрын
Movie Thanos: Eco-terrorist Comic Thanos: Overlord simp
@Epicarto
11 ай бұрын
POV : Thanos snapped away every other male except you 🗿
@sadboi9477
Жыл бұрын
Bro thanos wanted that bone cheeks 😂
@i-yell-a-lot4906
Жыл бұрын
I RATHER HAVE BONES THAN LIZZO.
@umbrellacorp.
11 ай бұрын
I don't like how he continously tortures Nebula.
@jogoegel1279
Жыл бұрын
Damn, that skeleton is packing a whole BAKERY
@mihajlopetkovic388
Жыл бұрын
The comic is called Infinity Gauntlet (1991)
@Randomizer-editz
2 ай бұрын
When I was read the text in this comic thanos talks like a normal relatable person
@RiceCultured
5 ай бұрын
Verbalase: “Same here buddy, same.”
@astralpexilvidz2282
Жыл бұрын
Death love deadpool
@darthmemewalker2807
Жыл бұрын
If you think you're a simp just remember this mf destroyed half the universe for a woman
@soundwavetfoc9000
Жыл бұрын
whom is not even a woman lmao
@darthmemewalker2807
Жыл бұрын
@@soundwavetfoc9000 he's still a simp
@ScionStorm1
Жыл бұрын
Not his fault though. She was f*king with his mind way back when he was a troubled little kid. Death is a groomer and this is the result.
@bigred212
Жыл бұрын
@@soundwavetfoc9000 yea death is a concept I guess death wanted to be a baddie for quick second
@megapulsar9244
Жыл бұрын
@@darthmemewalker2807 You could say Death also kinda simps for Deadpool, only in a more romantic and wholesome way I suppose. Plus DP does reciprocate the feelings.
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