Coffee Lover I was thinking “under cover millionaire”!
@aarjen3x6
4 жыл бұрын
Yes.. !!.. U.C.O ALLERT ..!!
@PussPussASMR
4 жыл бұрын
And I oop👀
@FlorianEagox
3 жыл бұрын
Double Plot Twist: We the owners finish our undercover investigation and conclude that he's performed exactly as we want him to!
@donnachatterton3217
4 жыл бұрын
It is a testament to your acting ability that I just want to slap your face....in between laughing.
@mysticblade35
4 жыл бұрын
The twist: you're a reviewer from the Michelin guide and River has no clue
@hauntedmushroomsasmr7716
4 жыл бұрын
You are legitimately the only person who can pull this off. Others giggle and snicker, but your cool demeanor and snarky language is absolutely perfect. The best thing is your timing and tone. Masterpiece again, River.
@david82633
4 жыл бұрын
Freds voice is also great at this, his entire channel is basically "rude English gentleman"
@leannesmith5818
3 жыл бұрын
So funny , modern faulty towers
@fockingreat1125
4 жыл бұрын
I almost want to come back to the restaurant just to spite him.
@fockingreat1125
4 жыл бұрын
@@daniosugirl078 * Unrolls sleeping bag*
@akin6664
4 жыл бұрын
@@fockingreat1125 AYO WTF CALM DOWN WE ARENT CAMPING HERE *yet*
@pmahalan
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@HellHell71
4 жыл бұрын
"frozen fresh" I swear I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming in the distance xD
@LaceJellyfish
4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, this is the only “rude ASMR role play” that I’ve ever enjoyed. Splendid acting River! 😄
@edgarchones6856
4 жыл бұрын
What an actor! This happens to me all the time at Burger King.
@klynne8410
4 жыл бұрын
He just gets progressively ruder and then he eats the food at the end 😂😂😂
@rwspal
4 жыл бұрын
"A sparkling wine that's flat" LOL!!! This got funnier as it went on. The usual twists in your presentations. "papier de toilet" for his hands. Ha ha! I do enjoy your channel.
@jericm151
4 жыл бұрын
Me: ain't that just water the eff?
@NylaVox
4 жыл бұрын
After a really sad event, I come here and you make me smile~ Thanks, River.... ✨💖✨
@jamiemason943
Жыл бұрын
Scoff it all down? Enjoy your feast as opposed to meal? Perhaps you can find some other “joint” as opposed to establishment? Good google mooga, I’m only 3 minutes in and am in full appreciation for the C’ishness, mannerisms, word choices, facial expressions, and of YOU! I adore your other channel and am so ecstatically happy to have found this one.
@IgnisLunae
4 жыл бұрын
I am relax and offended at the same time
@LegyndSucks
4 жыл бұрын
River, your timing is excellent. I'd just received some rather angering news and this helped me find my zen again. Can't thank you enough.
@beyondtherealmasmr8768
4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic!!! You are truly the improv master.
@themattressbuyerguide
3 жыл бұрын
“It’s not a sparkling wine in the traditional sense, because it’s flat”...😂
@julioar008
4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO. River you’re so amazingly funny. You articulate so beautifully and it’s such a wonder combination. I was dying with laughter the entire video, fantastic work!!!
@melapredan6208
Жыл бұрын
"... for YOUR kind of people" 😳 I really feel offended! 🥺 "you're dining alone... WHY?" killed my lady's manner. 🤬. Its soooo good, I am dieing on the persian carpet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kace9075
Жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@caroltapia1343
Жыл бұрын
Solid.
@zengarden3165
4 жыл бұрын
I needed this comedic treat this evening! Thank you River.for your above and beyond content.
@kianamini3418
3 жыл бұрын
I salute u river. Brilliantly presented. outstanding piece of work, script included. I am still laughing
@finnyboi1437
3 жыл бұрын
*if I can just stop you there*
@emilyhancock3456
4 жыл бұрын
"from Iceland" I'm DYING 😂
@ZepviK
4 жыл бұрын
I'd like a *Royal with Cheese* please
@DAFC1885
4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievably passively aggressive 😂😂so good
@melissarollins1788
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard anything so horrid spoken so eloquently! Hahaha. I absolutely adore River. His voice just melts me into Lala land. 💤 ❤️ u River
@TheTenacousD
4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love you normally, my god you play this character too well
@BullofCrete
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't know why I'm surprised you're doing this video. We've been getting posh boy hours roleplay since Day 1, it's about time we see how it's like for the proles.
@Ftrooper360
4 жыл бұрын
I had never felt so sleepy and offended at the same time before!!! hahaah i loved it!!
@CristianoRonaldo92234
4 жыл бұрын
I need to be transported to a burn center after all these 3rd degree burns.
@Robertoni7
3 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this while eating porc et haricots a la francs. Lovely white pulses swirled in a tomato sauce(from a can) with preserved sausage. Very common in this part the world for children to eat..I am full grown adult.
@ytamee5952
4 жыл бұрын
I've had a really long and hard week, just seeing you upload role plays makes me smile
@heyguysimsleepy3955
4 жыл бұрын
We love a sassy queen💕👑
@pariah_carey
4 жыл бұрын
Why do I love you talking down to me so much? Do more like this please
@hellhander
4 жыл бұрын
I smell a collab with Fred's Voice....
@hellhander
4 жыл бұрын
@@RiverWonderland *begins slow clap*
@scorchtv8269
4 жыл бұрын
River should do a collab with Fred's voice asmr that would be fun
@HellHell71
4 жыл бұрын
they should do a sass battle, as one goes to the other's restaurant/barbershop
@sagiren
4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeesssss
@skiddyhainz
4 жыл бұрын
2 hours of fred and river insulting and fitting/dressing each other
@magalimarshall3322
4 жыл бұрын
There was a certain quality to your voice in this video that went straight to the back of my head and neck. This is just what I needed to wind down after a job interview this morning. Thank you @x
@sarahhieronymustermansen5130
4 жыл бұрын
I have asked for a role play like this, thank you river, you are truly amazing 😍😍
@attilathehung3875
4 жыл бұрын
Truly the best type of rude English gentleman.
@VikingsNeverDie
4 жыл бұрын
I wish you could do a collaboration with Fred - two "extremely friendly" guys.
@acruxaf
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the acting, make more videos like these.
@periwinkleblue3416
4 жыл бұрын
As a waiter I am enjoying myself so f*cking much right now. Hahaha. 😝
@Wishywashytoo
Жыл бұрын
River you are so funny and talented.
@lissanguinan
4 жыл бұрын
The rude waiter is my social anxiety's dialogue with me when I have an eczema flare up ...
@Zaraelin
4 жыл бұрын
This comment both speaks and attacks me on a real level
@Zaraelin
4 жыл бұрын
This comment both speaks and attacks me on a real level
@1977Postal
4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable performance!! He’s an excellent actor because I want to choke his ass half way though this video!! Well done!!
@GhastlyApparition
4 жыл бұрын
I could really use a full hour long River describing food dishes video
@CottageOnTheWriteASMR
4 жыл бұрын
All of this "fancy" food sounds delicious to me. xD
@kallum96
4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how the price of the food goes up when you recite it's name in French
@Ylbris
4 жыл бұрын
I felt so sorry for the poor waiter having no idea how to deal with my plebeian self 🤣
@deebee69
4 жыл бұрын
It’s like you knew I only had 2 dollars in my bank account.
@Jim-sn7zp
4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! Relaxed and angry at the same time I’m returning with my 5 scabby kids all in shell suits and gold trainers. Good acting river
@LDR01
3 жыл бұрын
"I'll just pick it up. I'm very clean." 😂😂
@tonicox4005
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness. When we asked for ice, I died. 😂 Thanks for poking fun at us US Americans. Golden!! ❤️
@hojofan
4 жыл бұрын
" I guess we'll have to feed you if that's what you want". LOL !!!!
@willman9567
3 жыл бұрын
This is how I talk to people that come in after clean up has started.
@matthewculver5271
4 жыл бұрын
That long name for a damn burger LOL
@jinkies2609
4 жыл бұрын
plot twist she’s a karen
@lexieh1930
4 жыл бұрын
Oh snap, heck I ❤️❤️ love this - well done River, love you 😍
@omfgSHORYUKEN
4 жыл бұрын
this was so funny, I don't even experience asmr but I watched it all just to laugh
@t.m.b83
4 жыл бұрын
We fry our chips eight times that's why they're eight times expensive😆😂
@crazymommadramalife3498
4 жыл бұрын
You are the only asmrtist that I like the rude videos. You're so sassy!
@snookerjam
4 жыл бұрын
Haha. Thanks for the laugh. Really loved it
@katherinethompson4500
3 ай бұрын
Cannot stop laughing 😆 😂
@chuckwebb7564
4 жыл бұрын
Your acting is superb
@Mikkirose1
4 жыл бұрын
Excellent service, you just can't get better service. I've never been berated so thoroughly. Will done, I will not be back. XD
@Dancemom-hw2jt
3 жыл бұрын
Your kind goes to the “pauper” down in the basement!😂
@chantalholley3105
4 жыл бұрын
Sad I can't like this more!! Brilliant, showing off the food was funny
@dianeb2349
4 жыл бұрын
Rude waiter but still with so much grace. I love listening to your voice. Whether you’re insulting me or not 🤪
@meryleerobinson7937
3 жыл бұрын
River, you’re a scream!!! Love you xxx haha just got to the ball de melon hahaha xxx
@TheOnlyCariadCwtch
4 жыл бұрын
I've never wanted to hang around and be insulted more in my life!
@caroltapia1343
Жыл бұрын
B R I L L I A N T.
@matthewculver5271
4 жыл бұрын
River seems like a genuinely nice guy.
@JimboSlice92
4 жыл бұрын
Chaud d'pain d'haricot 🤣🤣 French is the only language that can make beans on toast sound upper-class
@alexwhite4053
4 жыл бұрын
This video is class
@freckledunicornn
4 жыл бұрын
Love, love, love this.
@internetgoat4831
4 жыл бұрын
This is Fred Asmr's buddy.
@sharynmitch8117
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing 😂 I swear if you had said “ Cheers 🥂 Big Ears !” When you poured the wine and drank it , I would have been on the floor Bravo 👏🏻
@rjoy6667
4 жыл бұрын
The trade man’s entrance!?!? You can catch these hands!!!!
@TheSupersizzina
4 жыл бұрын
This takes rudeness over the known limit! Please consider doing a sequel or, if you want to change, the pauper version! Love you river ❤️
@k3kboi665
4 жыл бұрын
This hurts just right. I can imagine in western europe there might actualy be something like this but here in the east our towns second and third wealthiest men both wear track pants and wool sweaters :) both have assets worth milions and employ several hundred people each.
@bhav9229
3 ай бұрын
Baked beans on toast! P-i-e! Hilarious
@fireit
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, Baga Chipz has a regular gig at the pauper? When’s it reopening?
@MartinYFFUB
4 жыл бұрын
Haha love it within 20 seconds just that would be the reaction if I walked in the ritz haha
@bearlyarts6153
4 жыл бұрын
I don't always understand your videos, but I always enjoy them
@possumbuddy
4 жыл бұрын
Holy Moly smack him in the mouth.
@thicc_arrow
4 жыл бұрын
I love your voice.
@starlightbright
4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing you say French words
@Kurokubu
4 жыл бұрын
Love these rude ASMR roleplays!
@pattytada9117
3 жыл бұрын
Hysterical
@pilotintraining2391
4 жыл бұрын
Came in here to this fine establishment after a long day of work and am high as tits and this waiter instantly starts ripping my appearance apart and tries rushing me put. You sir are getting a fine tip for that strong audacity 👍
@Anonymoose0523
4 жыл бұрын
We want cocktail river!! Dont make us wait!!
@Anonymoose0523
4 жыл бұрын
@@RiverWonderland I am straight lol I just want to see that asmr my guy! It would be super entertaining :)
@Anonymoose0523
4 жыл бұрын
@@RiverWonderland okay, in that case I'll take a rum and coke. ;)
@cjmythrandir
4 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous 😂 how I love it
@lyuc8956
4 жыл бұрын
Relaxing!!!!!! 💜❤💙💛
@AmandaLordofDarknessCh
4 жыл бұрын
Sparkling wine that’s flat😂
@hsk4960
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha BRILLIANT!
@lucreziamorganti1097
4 жыл бұрын
Great!!👏👏
@jericm151
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said CAN OF FANTA
@LilySaintSin
3 жыл бұрын
and mountain dew!!!
@jayacton2578
4 жыл бұрын
Why is the pub shut River??? What kind of establishment is this ? 😂
@pookoos
4 жыл бұрын
"It's not sparkling in the traditional sense, because it's flat." 😆
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