“I’m an atheist” “Yeah, but a catholic atheist or a protestant atheist?”
@sunte91
9 ай бұрын
It’s important you know 😂
@samuelpinder1215
9 ай бұрын
I'm English but when reading this added an "are ye" in a bad scottish accent, which isnt even in the comment
@teamojesusss
9 ай бұрын
😭🤣
@austenhead5303
9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that's an old Dara O'Briain joke.
@penaarja
9 ай бұрын
Could not less intresting
@lindsaytoussaint
10 ай бұрын
One joke 4 accents. Brilliant
@AmelieKaren7_13
9 ай бұрын
I thought he only did 3? His normal one (scottish), posh british and american? Did i miss something 😅
@6feetunderpants
9 ай бұрын
@@AmelieKaren7_13"And when Americans hear my accent" is Irish.
@talldrinkofwater5259
9 ай бұрын
@@6feetunderpants that's his own accent. Scottish.
@jasonellis4330
9 ай бұрын
@6feetunderpants it's not... its Scottish. His normal voice....
@6feetunderpants
9 ай бұрын
I just realised that me being wrong just adds one more level to his joke. 😂
@wayIess
9 ай бұрын
"I'm from Dublin as well", bad geography aside... I currently live in an American town called Dublin. 🤣
@rachelhoertz6459
9 ай бұрын
Same here!
@kcdouglas575
9 ай бұрын
Yeah.... but which American Dublin. (Aka, which state does your sibling reside in lol)
@_Just_Another_Guy
9 ай бұрын
The Dublin he's referring to is from Ireland. Southwest of Scotland, and not even part of the UK. The joke is that Americans suck at geography.
@Yaunie13
9 ай бұрын
I used to live in Aberdeen, MD 😂
@CCc-sb9oj
8 ай бұрын
@@kcdouglas575 To make matters more confusing, many young Irish people, particularly girls for some reason, now speak with highly Americanised accents, to the extent that I know people who were asked "What part of America are you from?" by Americans!
@zinniasfordays
Жыл бұрын
I'm from Dublin as well 😂 Spot on
@George-v5c5n
Жыл бұрын
Atimorrehun ? 😂
@the.bloodless.one1312
11 ай бұрын
Omg that one killed me 😹😹 can’t stop laughing 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@jameskilgour387
10 ай бұрын
That's in the East right? Near Aberdeen?
@Yvonne_ennovY
9 ай бұрын
He nailed it 😂😂
@lailas.3205
9 ай бұрын
You got us 😂😂 🇺🇸 😭
@Brown87
Жыл бұрын
When I was living in Cincinnati, a girl at the gym said to me "that's so cool that you're Scottish; I've always wanted to visit Belfast because my grandparents were from Wales" 😂
@shortcake9046
11 ай бұрын
That hurts to read💀
@Brown87
11 ай бұрын
@@shortcake9046 What's even worse is that when I told other people (in Cincinnati), most of them couldn't figure out what she had said that was wrong 🤯
@svensvensson1085
11 ай бұрын
@@Brown87sorry man. Hope you recover❤
@Brown87
11 ай бұрын
@@svensvensson1085 I'm getting there 😄
@mirjanbouma
11 ай бұрын
Ouch. That... Oi.
@EpoRose1
9 ай бұрын
I was really waiting for him to say “American women reply ‘You’re from Scotland??? Oh my God, I LOVE Outlander!!’”
@SiiriCressey
9 ай бұрын
Or Highlander.
@Cantetinza17
9 ай бұрын
😂 I was thinking that when he said he was Scottish. I was like, "Oh my." Fanning myself.
@7heplague236
9 ай бұрын
I prefer the Highlander Duncan McCleod of the Clan McCleod
@SiiriCressey
9 ай бұрын
@@7heplague236 There can be only ONE! ⚔️
@lp5188
9 ай бұрын
Scottish accents are HOT
@cunningstunt7428
Жыл бұрын
His English accent was spot on 😂
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze
Жыл бұрын
It really isn't!
@TheAnthony236
Жыл бұрын
most Scots can do a range of English accents
@masonwillis708
Жыл бұрын
The word he NAILS imo is “now" - so distinctly south east England. The rest is a caricature version and very funny.
@boxtradums0073
Жыл бұрын
We are surrounded by English media so makes sense we would know more about England than England does about us and this includes language and accents. You’d be very hard pressed to get a Scottish person that cant do a Geordie and Northern Irish accent 🤣
@clownbag
11 ай бұрын
We literally only hear English folk on the TV so it's natural. Years of mocking.
@eniej
11 ай бұрын
I’m Welsh so we just have to suck it up and listen to everyone’s accents
@dtikvxcdgjbv7975
9 ай бұрын
Welsh people are nice people.
@brendanm6921
9 ай бұрын
@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975errrm... you ever heard of this one Welsh bloke called Ian Watkins?
@Thomas.3698
9 ай бұрын
@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975you got that right
@GB-nu6ow
9 ай бұрын
Welsh is the Best accent 👌
@lorenheard2561
9 ай бұрын
WELSH IS A GRAND LANGUAGE!!! I DON'T THINK I COULD LEARN IT THOUGH😅 LOVELY SINGING TRADITIONS!!!🎼
@sheilakethley5351
9 ай бұрын
I’m donating this joke - my husband and I were watching golf in the U.S. and David Fariday was the commentator. I said “with that accent I bet he really gets the women” and without missing a beat, he said “only when he’s traveling.”
@sarahkeysor
Жыл бұрын
I love how he does accents
@Tokinjester
Жыл бұрын
I think that's his entire act 🤷🏻♂️
@amsodoneworkingnow1978
Жыл бұрын
Go look up Andy Stuart the rumour if you want to hear a bevy of local accents done brilliantly
@TheCaroleriordan
7 ай бұрын
😂
@Mt63232
4 ай бұрын
All one of them!!
@brucetindal7399
Жыл бұрын
He's a Catholic. You can tell by his eyes. And the fact he said Catholic before Protestant 😂
@KarlMySuitcase
11 ай бұрын
What can you see in his eyes to identify that, is he scanning the room for vulnerable children or something?
@EMMYK1916
11 ай бұрын
Fr Ted joke. I see what you did.
@STElevation
10 ай бұрын
I’d have said Catholic because he seems a bit Catholic coded (not from a weird your eyes are too close together like kids say) but because of some tiny cultural markers like clothes and hair (Protestant culture tends towards valuing neat hair and you can’t grow up protestant and not wear a ‘nice polo shirt’) being the chief two. Sounds like bollocks but coding often is. It’s easy to mistake it’s wrong a lot. But stereotypes are there for a reason it’s right a bunch too because culture informs life and life informs culture. Quick google and we are all correct. He’s a good Catholic boy.
@STElevation
10 ай бұрын
@@KarlMySuitcase 😂 I mean the usual one is Billys say Tims eyes are too close together. But then fenians say the same thing about Huns. So I guess the moral of the story is it doesn’t matter if they’re a prody or a papist. Just remember if their eyes are too close together they’re either Blue(orange) or Green blooded.
@BiggusDiggusable
10 ай бұрын
Did you know that ET was a catholic?
@MrTimeWank
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Scot I always wonder... Why the flying FUCK do we talk so fast?
@owieprone
Жыл бұрын
climate, ye dinnae stay ootside bletherin fur ages fan it's binnin doon, windy, or calt (or all 3).
@jimbobhk2009
Жыл бұрын
@@owiepronethe cold makes tough people
@gapingbackspace
Жыл бұрын
we dont talk fast the rest think slowly
@christinew4108
Жыл бұрын
@@owiepronebeing from a cold part in Canada, and a fast talker, I think that could actually be a very true reason!
@armourvgyt
Жыл бұрын
As an American, I've got one thing to say to you..."I'm goin' ta blast you into thin gruel!"
@NoudlePipW
9 ай бұрын
"You're from Scotland? Im from Dublin as well!" Is far too accurate 😂😂😂
@larasikora5534
9 ай бұрын
Dublin Ohio
@NoudlePipW
9 ай бұрын
@@larasikora5534 Oh, hi, no. 😄
@travel.music.food.5403
9 ай бұрын
@larasikora5534 🤣
@brendangordon2168
6 ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve met a single American who thought Dublin was in Scotland… but everyone likes to dunk on our geographic ignorance
@priapissimo
10 ай бұрын
My pa’s from north and every time he speaks to anyone outside UK, they just nod and agree politely.
@thepurplejedi
11 ай бұрын
I’m new here in Glasgow and I get this joke already 😂🤣😂
@Mr.Turtlessss
8 ай бұрын
I could here the accent in the crowds laugh's
@mrsniffles5417
Жыл бұрын
I had an American tell me he was more Scottish than I was because my Mum grew up in the lowlands "Which is basically England" whereas his distant ancestor was from the Highlands
@JohnKobaRuddy
Жыл бұрын
Americans are number one at being very wrong with a huge amount of confidence
@MichelleSPodcast
Жыл бұрын
God love us. Some of us are just absolute morons.
@DeclanGentleman
Жыл бұрын
That's a nice way of telling the truth lol
@mrsniffles5417
Жыл бұрын
@@joshtyler1300 I thought he was joking too, but he took offence when I laughed, ended up arguing with me about it for a good 10 minutes.
@ritaa1359
Жыл бұрын
@@mrsniffles5417because there stubborn people I had one in the comments of a Margot Robbie video tell me he can do a Aussie accents and his “American” friends r the only ones to attest to that and tell him he’s doing it right when as a born and raised myself I don’t think so u think his probably doing a South African accent or British or kiwi Aussie is hard
@billkingston4402
Жыл бұрын
Greetings from Ireland, this is correct
@rammsteinrulz16
10 ай бұрын
Tbf half of Americans are of Irish blood. Even me 😅🇨🇦
@SERGEANTJACKSONAUTTP
2 ай бұрын
@@rammsteinrulz16 Catholic or Protestant?
@EleniKallimorou
Ай бұрын
@@SERGEANTJACKSONAUTTP that was a stupid question. Ireland are all Catholics. Irish protestants are in Nothern Ireland, UK. There are Catholics there too, but in Ireland they are Catholics. I even know that and I'm a fuckin Greek.
@AntoninoParino
Жыл бұрын
So good 😂 I’m just Sicilian-British with a Protestant Scottish mother who married a Catholic Sicilian-Bristolian so it hits all the right spots 😂
@danbaker194
Жыл бұрын
Sounds reet gert to me 😂
@ish4638
Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, are you American?
@robertelliott2026
Жыл бұрын
My sister a Glaswegian protestant married a Belfast catholic, gave birth to a kid in England who now has an Australian passport and now says he's a mongrel!!
@dwaynechocola312
Жыл бұрын
Bristolian 😂😂😂
@i_know_youre_right_but
Жыл бұрын
@@ish4638can smell them from a mile away😂
@anonymitysquared
Жыл бұрын
this is gold
@fannycraddock99
Жыл бұрын
He's such a funny guy. Spot on Larry.
@LarryDeancomedy
Жыл бұрын
Thanks very much :))
@Ladykyra101
9 ай бұрын
I'm from US, and the Scottish is my #1 Favorite accent. I literally could listen to it all day. It's just something about it that I like. 🥰
@Blue_Star_Child
9 ай бұрын
It's great, and i agree, but it's also one of the hardest to understand for sure!
@SatumainenOlento
9 ай бұрын
Funny thing is...I have more trouble understanding various english accents than scottish. I have lived 15 years in Ireland so that might explain it. But I also have less trouble understanding Aussie or NZ accents. So I do not know, but english speaks english very strangely 😂😂😂
@nunpho
9 ай бұрын
I'm Scottish and can barely understand some English accents 😂
@Gaeliclass
7 ай бұрын
Same for me Ladykyra!
@JanetSmith900
6 ай бұрын
Oof, it's my least favorite. But I have heard it's a common favorite.
@nzaud
4 ай бұрын
American said, 'Oh you're from Scotland, you speak English So Well'!
@sallygreenfield6991
8 ай бұрын
I love that his American accent is basically an impression of Tim Gunn.
@katie7748
5 ай бұрын
I thought that too!
@stikstuk
11 ай бұрын
Jim Carrey(The Mask)type vibes😂I love it!
@JoaquimCarrasco
11 ай бұрын
Braaaahhh i heard "calf licking protestent" 😂😂😂
@jasonlee0290
9 ай бұрын
Now I want him to perform in Korea and do the Scottish Korean skit from that one Starburst commercial lol
@Ghv5t
11 ай бұрын
It’s been a bit since a comedian could give me a good laugh
@anivasileva7608
Жыл бұрын
Better calling a Scotsman Irish, than English 😅
@1nikg
Жыл бұрын
Or neither
@duncanmackenzie5684
Жыл бұрын
@@1nikgbetter British🇬🇧
@mysticnovelbro
Жыл бұрын
aye, but neither would be dandy.
@il9237
11 ай бұрын
@1nikg Yes, bit don't forget that I'd rather be dead than living as a thick jock sh1t.
@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh
11 ай бұрын
I mean they are kind of similar… they both speak Gaelic, they both want to be part of the EU, and they both have a burning resentment for England.
@seaweedbeach
9 ай бұрын
All I can hear is Jamie Fraser when I hear a Scottish accent now 😅 love it
@Sorchia56
9 ай бұрын
🤣🍀 so true! Especially the ‘are ye Catholic or Protestant?’!! I usually respond, ‘I’m a pint, lass’ and scurry away or laugh and prepare for the row!
@msg3tr1ght
9 ай бұрын
Lmfaoooo!! Scottish people are some of the funniest people on the planet. I love y’all 🤣💀
@squee1973
Жыл бұрын
As a deaf brit.. firstly yes subtitled needed. the American joke got me 😅
@JohnKobaRuddy
Жыл бұрын
Awww at least you got a chance to experience it
@adlockhungry304
9 ай бұрын
As an American, I can confirm the accuracy of that joke. 😆
@msmltvcktl
9 ай бұрын
Seconded. Americans are that bloody obtuse 🤣🤣
@jonathonweaver4946
9 ай бұрын
@@adlockhungry304I suppose that joke doesn't fly anywhere else in the world? Eastern Europe? Asia? Africa? Oceania? So on?
@emilyetallman
Жыл бұрын
As an American, your accent impression had me rolling 😂
@courathiam256
10 ай бұрын
Fucking funny, and I actually understand you perfectly! 😂😂😂😂
@PradhanmantriBruhh
9 ай бұрын
Bro legit looks like voldemort. Give this man a heater😂
@gretacarrick5934
9 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!! So glad to finally hear an actual comedian!
@TheEditor-03030
14 күн бұрын
He sounds like Ethari from The Dragon Prince if you’ve ever watched that
@Swnsasy
9 ай бұрын
That Dublin one is so spot on! I freaking love Jameson and Guinness and I've been asked what part of Scotland is the factory! Sweet Baby Tiny Jesus I die laughing because I'm American!! 😂😂😂
@fortheloveofmusic860
9 ай бұрын
On holiday in Ireland, I'm Dutch, I was in a pub in Westport watching premier league football on a Dutch tv channel (really!) with a couple of local people. Two, clearly, American tourists walked in and sat at the bar. One of them spoke at the barkeeper:"Hi, we're Irish to...". The barkeeper looked at him:"No, your not." And left them there. In the end they left, stunned.😂😅
@binchicken3677
4 ай бұрын
@@clarnichana9406 Same! What an amateur. I'm Scottish, you say "Oh, lovely, where was your great-great-great ancestor from? Oh, it's nice there, so great you came to visit, what's been your favourite part?" Costs nothing to be nice, boost the tourism a bit, they go home and tell everyone how nice everyone is over there. Win-win.
@shy404usernotfound
4 ай бұрын
I'm sure that is a totally real story and totally happened 🙄
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
@@clarnichana9406 I think they came across an Irishman in a very bad mood. My boss was the sweetest big Irishman ever. Kept his cards close to his chest but would proudly tell me he played Rugby as a young man. At International level. My soon to be daughter in law is Dublin born and bred, met my son here in Glasgow and stole him. Whisked him away to Dublin. She's as sweet and lovely as can be. Daddy's girl so now my son has to climb every mountain in South America, cliff dive while island hopping in the Philippines, camp on Dublin's beaches with their humongous dog, drink Guinness in the pub when Ireland are playing rugby, and worst of all CYCLE.
@Miausan14
9 ай бұрын
American's do love to know their heritage! Even if their entire lives, and parents lives, were in America, it's that 10% British that they really chose to lean on as their personality haha
@hyperion3145
9 ай бұрын
If you think that's bad, there's a phenomenon in Latin America where people will unironically look at 5% indigenous American and will act as if they were a pure native and had nothing to do with Europe... While also beating actual natives...
@katie7748
5 ай бұрын
Depends where in the US but yes a lot of people get oddly fixated on where their ancestors came from.
@brookebenton8192
9 ай бұрын
I just think of Mike Myers in Shrek and So I Married an Axe Murderer movies😅😅
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
Mike Myers? Dreadful accent. "Big fat bastard" with red hair. Do you think he's ever met a real Scotsman?
@reneemcgowan5684
9 ай бұрын
His American accent sounds like Tim Gunn from Project Runway!
@dominicgarcia523
5 ай бұрын
It was St. Patrick's day. And I had just met this girl at a bar. She asks me my ethnic background. I told her I'm half Filipino and half Scottish from my mum's side... She than responded, "Oh my gawwwd! Happy St. Paddy's day!" 🙄🤦♂️😂
@kellytrimble7019
9 ай бұрын
I went out with a Scottish guy here in the states & he was constantly having to tell dumb American he was SCOTTISH not IRISH! 😂
@gaikuong9009
9 ай бұрын
You are not helping your fellow Americans by perpetuating the stereotype that they are all dumb and don't know anything outside of the United States.
@adeallan14
9 ай бұрын
I'm Scottish and can understand the confusion because Scottish and Irish accents sound similar to those not familiar with them. On holiday in Greece I was constantly mistaken for Irish. 😊
@jonathonweaver4946
9 ай бұрын
Since your post isn't insulting Americans, despite pointing out the same thing OP was saying.... You won't get half as many likes. That's people for you. @@adeallan14
@eventerkeira
9 ай бұрын
It can be hard to tell apart sometimes
@alexander1902
9 ай бұрын
@@eventerkeiranot at all. Irish speak in a singy-songy fashion and Scottish in a sheet metal being compressed fashion. Lots of scots loose their accents after a decade here.
@MADAB
9 ай бұрын
Not ashamed to say I watched this more than once
@PotooBurd
9 ай бұрын
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
@brittish1587
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant mate! You have me dyin 😂
@heatheravant4679
9 ай бұрын
Being American I think his comments about Americans are dead on and absolutely fantastic!!!!! And hilarious!!
@heatheravant4679
9 ай бұрын
My parents’ families are from wales and England. But I have no prob with people making fun of us. Even tho we came from the same batch. We are cousins across the pond. And I love it. God bless y’all. I’m from the South.
@anndeecosita3586
7 ай бұрын
I’m American. When I hear a Scottish person I’m thinking the same thing the English are thinking. Concentrate really hard on what’s being said. If that doesn’t work smile and nod. 😂
@StewNWT
9 ай бұрын
He’s so adorable
@lukelyon1781
9 ай бұрын
Lol seeing someone from Scotland and being like "I'm from Dublin as well" is like seeing someone from Jamaica and being like "I'm from Haiti as well!!"
@IsmaelFernandes-ml5ox
8 ай бұрын
Absolutely Great 😂❤
@robertabray-enhus3198
9 ай бұрын
He’s good😂😂 I’m from the US and I love his Scottish accent❤
@nataschapollmitz322
9 ай бұрын
I'm from Germany and I LOVE the scottish accent. Could listen to it all day long.
@zoep.2891
8 ай бұрын
Mir geht es genauso. #ScottishAccent❤️
@VadiseDeHanyou
9 ай бұрын
I love the scottish accent! The coarser the better!
@writeract2
3 ай бұрын
You are hilarious and your accents are spot on - we want more!!
@shana8055
9 ай бұрын
I love that his American accent sounds just like Christian Bale in American Psycho 😂
@nunpho
9 ай бұрын
Is Bales American accent convincing or terrible?
@jirenthegray
Жыл бұрын
All your accents were spot on! Lol 😂
@dcmastermindfirst9418
Жыл бұрын
This fella is very funny!
@LarryDeancomedy
Жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy!
@baby_joe
10 ай бұрын
When an American says 'I'm scottish' or 'I'm german' etc, what they mean is about 6 generations back they have some European relatives, but they have never left the usa
@RunstarHomer
10 ай бұрын
Well, yeah. It's common for we Americans to refer to our heritage this way, because our ancestors came from all over the world (well, mostly Europe), and not that long ago, relatively speaking. It's different than many other countries where most people are descended from a family that's been in the same region for a very long time.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
10 ай бұрын
As an American, I felt deep embarrassment when I went through Dublin airport and saw a bunch of Americans wearing tiny green plastic hats . . . Until I went to Scotland on my hiking trip and saw a local man barfing in the bushes at 2am. We’re not so bad 😅 We have alcoholics, but the whole of UK has a problem.
@paddleduck5328
9 ай бұрын
Lol
@Elle-elle-elle
9 ай бұрын
@@RunstarHomer Europe has had migration for many generations, your statement is false and wouldn't support the claim anyway. It's simply crucial to US national identity to outsource heritage to europe. Very obvious from the outside. It's the legacy of colonialism.
@katie7748
5 ай бұрын
@@RunstarHomer Yes. However, some people get oddly fixated on it.
@ThatsaTechnicalFoul
9 ай бұрын
The Scottish accent is one of my favorites! My best friend in middle school was Scottish and whenever we’d have sleepovers at her house, I’d be mystified by her mom’s speech. I did have to really focus to understand-her accent was THICK. I have a hilarious memory from the 1st time I slept over her house. Her mom started yelling something in Gaelic and I looked to Heather and asked, “Oh my God, are you in trouble?!?” She sounded furious! Heather responded with, “Oh no, she was just telling me dinner was almost ready.” 😆
@Aykndkjh13t
9 ай бұрын
That last joke took me out 😂
@SmokingLaddy
10 ай бұрын
I just say “you’re as Irish as St Patrick himself” lol, because obvs he wasn’t even Irish.
@SiiriCressey
9 ай бұрын
Those who get it, get it, + those who don't are a small loss?
@danwic
Жыл бұрын
I'm English and I had a glasweigan friend who I had to translate for any other english person lol 😂 he taught me well :D
@samuelpinder1215
9 ай бұрын
Assuming down south, northerners understand scottish quite well
@UCbbFB97twmWj0Mss7Ig9Q
8 ай бұрын
@@samuelpinder1215 Northerners generally don't have a problem understanding accents. It's the southerners who are the worst for it. It's like they've lived in a bubble all their lives and never heard anyone speak a different accent to their own and act as though you're an alien from Mars or somewhere. I would consider his accent as mild which is intentional for his audience most people who have thick accents tend to soften their accents for "outsiders" often they still don't understand. I just play them at their own game and pretend i didn't understand what they said which ends up in awkward fake sign language using hand gesture's and pointing to watch their reaction.
@samuelpinder1215
8 ай бұрын
@@UCbbFB97twmWj0Mss7Ig9Q but also the words the Scots use are similar to our words here
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
@@samuelpinder1215 my beautiful neighbours from South London moved to Glasgow and understood everyone. As did the lovely posh Liverpudlian lassie 💜
@shawnabowden-scade4519
10 ай бұрын
My grandmas has a really deep Scottish accent so I know that that was really good lol 😂
@jcortese3300
9 ай бұрын
Damn, that was the most accurate trust-fund American accent I've ever heard. Props to you, dude.
@grantthedank8722
8 ай бұрын
Bro had the tf2 medic face at the end
@joachimmahoudeaux8619
11 ай бұрын
As a french my first 2 trips in the UK were in Stirling between age 15 and 17… I had to forget all my english classes in a second 😂 and I can tell ya I’ve always been a really good student (mostly 16 to 18/20, equals to A, A+) with a classic straight accent from London (this is where my first teacher came from) but nothing, absolutely nothing! prepares for the scottish accent.
@nunpho
9 ай бұрын
Hey!! I'm from the Stirling area 😂
@gabeb-w9376
10 ай бұрын
omfg the wasp voice!! that is so good
@teknical100
11 ай бұрын
I bumped into a guy from New York a few years back and we were chatting, him very loudly, and he mentioned that they had done Scotland yesterday.
@cherie6970
9 ай бұрын
😅This is really good!👏👏Best of luck dear!
@KillerGothChick
Жыл бұрын
Basically everyone in the uk has heard an American brag about something from OUR country while being 100% wrong 😂😂
@lord_duckian9521
Жыл бұрын
except they always forget their english blood
@JohnKobaRuddy
Жыл бұрын
@@lord_duckian9521most Americans have German in them. Not brit or irish
@lord_duckian9521
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnKobaRuddy we’re all Germanic, Saxons are literally from northern Germany. Also most reports are asking people their ancestry. A lot of Americans will say they’re of Irish descent when only their grandfather comes from Ireland and the rest were already in America
@paddleduck5328
9 ай бұрын
Lol
@samuelpinder1215
9 ай бұрын
@@JohnKobaRuddyah that explains why americans arent funny
@JeanneSwift-g6r
9 ай бұрын
I Love That Scottish accent and there’s nothing like Men in Kilts!!! 🙏🏽🤍✌🏼
@asexualtrickster
9 ай бұрын
*TOTALLY* thought he was going to have Americans bring up Shrek, ngl 😂 I thought that was the direction that joke was going but the Dublin punchline was so much more *PAINFULLY* worst and accurate 🥲
@jonathonweaver4946
9 ай бұрын
¿Neta, güey? Lol.
@brendangordon2168
6 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t be surprised if most Americans weren’t even aware that Shrek has a Scottish accent.
@alanmacification
10 ай бұрын
Several years ago, a friend was visiting Northern Ireland and was stopped by an IRA roadblock. A hooded man holding a submachine gun snarled at him: " Are you Catholic, or are you a heathen." He answered: " I'm a tourist. " And the IRA man said: " Oh, right then. Sorry to trouble you, off you go."
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
10 ай бұрын
As someone with Protestant Irish ancestry : Yikes
@hoathanatos6179
10 ай бұрын
And if he were Protestant he'd say, "Are you a Christian, or a bloody papist?"
@ptj767
10 ай бұрын
that stories bollox!!
@davidmundowyahoo7839
10 ай бұрын
@@ptj767 its a good joke though
@juskahusk2247
9 ай бұрын
The same thing happened to me on holiday. I was just a tourist and I didn't want anything to do with the civil war but an orange man pointed a gun at me and asked if I was Reboobliboo or Dickorydock. I said I liked the elephant party. Luckily he was so distracted by the concept that I was able to escape with his wig.
@JustAnAverageWoman69
9 ай бұрын
Excellent job with the American accent 😂. I love the Scottish accent, I think it's cute.
@girllane1536
Жыл бұрын
I know so many fellow americans who sah they are "from ireland" even though they have one single great great grandparent who actually lived in ireland for part of their life. Its such a joke 😅
@blackdog2994
Жыл бұрын
Biden being one.
@blackdog2994
Жыл бұрын
@@initial_kd Being English isn't a vote winner.
@JackIngoff-o7k
3 ай бұрын
“Are you catholic or Protestant” “I’m drunk”
@jmda58
2 ай бұрын
I miss my Scottish grandfather’s accent so much,who came to USA from Glasgow😂
@markheisler5118
Жыл бұрын
As an American, as soon as I see an attractive man with a Scottish accent I’m like ‘gay or nae?’
@MartinJohnsonIII
Жыл бұрын
Why
@markheisler5118
Жыл бұрын
@@MartinJohnsonIII cause flirting with a straight guy is not something I want to do
@kiradotee
Жыл бұрын
@@MartinJohnsonIIIhe's saying he finds people with Scottish accents attractive. That's all he's saying.
@o-tuathail
Жыл бұрын
if you went into britain or ireland talking that, you’d most likely wind up in a ditch or laying in a back alley…
@markheisler5118
Жыл бұрын
@@o-tuathail I’d have the decency to read the room before actually saying something like that. But thanks for the image of violence
@jimbobhk2009
Жыл бұрын
“My grandfather was 1/8 scotch!”
@TheAnthony236
Жыл бұрын
Scotch is wiskey
@jimbobhk2009
Жыл бұрын
@@TheAnthony236 woosh
@Cajun_Seasoning
10 ай бұрын
@@TheAnthony236 thats the whole point
@triarb5790
10 ай бұрын
@@TheAnthony236whisky.
@samuelpinder1215
9 ай бұрын
He was part egg
@MrFallingcats
Жыл бұрын
His american accent sounds so much like Craig Ferguson's
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
He's so fake, a face for everyone, please believe me 💜
@agnulman2161
9 ай бұрын
blud looks like a vampire
@punky1534
9 ай бұрын
That's the cocaine😂
@jamesfreeman2258
9 ай бұрын
Si funny, and so real about the different reactions from different countries folks.
@Affalterbach1967
Жыл бұрын
So factual.
@CarbonatedCondensation
9 ай бұрын
His facial expression at the end was amazing
@alanmckinnon6791
9 ай бұрын
Good one, that punch line was total aced!
@carlosthorbourne9637
Жыл бұрын
Well....which is it?! 😂
@DavidTrejo
11 ай бұрын
Scottish pronunciation: 🎤 British concentration: 🧐 American adoration: 🤩🤗 Scottish interrogation: 🔪
@RedPanda525
9 ай бұрын
You do know that Britain and England ARE NOT the same thing? You meant English concentration. By the way, Scotland is part of Britain alongside England and Wales
@DavidTrejo
9 ай бұрын
@@RedPanda525 I do. Just speaking to the crowd. 😁
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
You could pass for pretentious Englishman. Upload the 1 pic of 2 guys kicking at each other, from quite a distance, both holding knives. That 1950s set up pic with an English 'singer' was to show the world how violent the Glaswegians are. Not Scottish, Glaswegians. The pic was as fake as your dreadful 'singer' 🧐
@FoxRogers
Жыл бұрын
Something else happens to some of the women in the audience when we hear a Scottish accent too 😂 an no it isn't bc of Outlander it way way predates that 😂
@nba2kaii12
Жыл бұрын
What would that be exactly
@cully7927
Жыл бұрын
@@nba2kaii12 wet
@nba2kaii12
Жыл бұрын
@@cully7927 nice 😂😂
@DOGGLOC
Жыл бұрын
British comedians are one of the best! (including you dean)
@andersjefsenrasmussen3003
7 ай бұрын
love your accent, greetings from Jutland, Denmark
@QPRTokyo
Жыл бұрын
Actually I remember how Scots could not understand real Sussex.
@mambocan7821
Жыл бұрын
real Sussex? Sussex is the most normal english accent 😂
@stewartjones2370
Жыл бұрын
You talk some shite the Scottish don't sound feminine
@cully7927
Жыл бұрын
@@preciseIy Clearly you've never been to south east of England. Go to East London or how about some of the grimey towns in between Brighton and London. Better yet go all the way to the tip down in Dova hahaha Id love to see you call them posh. If you haven't traveled don't make up a load of bollocks to fit some weird narrative you have about being a man. Plenty of men, and plenty of rough accents, everywhere you go.
@krusher181
Жыл бұрын
@@preciseIytf are you on about laddie?
@krusher181
Жыл бұрын
@@cully7927exactly, I dislike the English monarchy too but I’m not going to say English men are feminine lol, that’s insane. Separate the government from the people. Some good people
@drewbranch7700
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, I can relate with you Catholics or Protestants;dear me,I experienced that whilst dating a Scottish woman,and I am from the U.S. Apparently her parents were in an interracial relationship because her dad was Protestant and her mother was catholic. And I learnt real quick that Rangers are Protestant and Celtic are Catholics,just wow,that was intense for me!
@amsodoneworkingnow1978
Жыл бұрын
It's known as an orange and green relationship.
@drewbranch7700
Жыл бұрын
@@amsodoneworkingnow1978 Could you elaborate further that sounds fascinating?
@MrFuzziiWuzzii
Жыл бұрын
@drewbranch7700 Orange = Rangers = Protestants, green = Celtic = Catholic. Based off the orangemen of the Orange Order which were/are a Protestant fraternal order in Ireland who were pro-Union and the green is based off Irish Republicans which were/are largely Catholic + nonconformist Protestants and we’re pro-independence + pro unifying Ireland.
@drewbranch7700
Жыл бұрын
@@MrFuzziiWuzzii I appreciate explanation.😊
@jamesyboy4626
Жыл бұрын
In Glasgow most people are in orange and green relationships and everyone of us have family or friends who are your opposite. Its made out way worse than it really is, no one gives a fuck until match day. They can try split us up but we're intertwined now. Except in Larkhall they're all backwards, it's kind of sad really.
@ninaharper6282
9 ай бұрын
I love this guy!
@alexesjohnson4229
9 ай бұрын
Thankfully I watch enough Scottish KZitemrs that the accent is easily understood now :)
@thedreadedflavour5664
Жыл бұрын
Nobody in England would have a problem with his accent. It's not even that bad.
@nffctrickett
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s not even strong. I can barely tell he’s even Welsh
@Vonononie
11 ай бұрын
Yeah Irish accents are easy for English to understand
@clownbag
11 ай бұрын
"not that bad"... I know what you mean but your choice of words tells us a lot about the sort of society we live in. People with accents not on the BBC approved list are excluded from high society. I can't blame you for pointing it out.
@clownbag
11 ай бұрын
@@nffctrickett He's Glaswegian. (Scottish)
@nffctrickett
11 ай бұрын
@@clownbag it was ajoke bro
@goatclips2222
10 ай бұрын
I recently learned how much Scottish people and Irish people care so much about whether you’re catholic or Protestant it honestly baffled me they are pretty much the same thing haha.
@Jan_Mac
3 ай бұрын
I don't know anyone who cares about that (with the exception of some eejits in the paternal side of my family). I choose pals who don't care because I don't 😊
@monsignorerasmus.6441
9 ай бұрын
Top notch man your shit is something else!😂 I Dare say it's a third different thing.
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