Teacher: No eating food in class! That one kid in the back of the class:
@jeanpierrepolnarref3352
3 жыл бұрын
That was me. I was always hungry.
@sleepysafari
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanpierrepolnarref3352 sane
@ILLUMINATION313EVO
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😆
@roigobelin4960
3 жыл бұрын
@@ILLUMINATION313EVO no
@TheAtomicPotato
3 жыл бұрын
@@ILLUMINATION313EVO I was thinking the same thing, honestly.
@yeeticus9540
5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: there’s a seventh man, The muffin man.
@Arvak777
5 жыл бұрын
Do you know him?
@bonesreds3062
5 жыл бұрын
I like cupcakes but i much rather prefer muffins (*unintentional chuckle about how ridiculus this is*)
@alexishanvey713
5 жыл бұрын
But what about the eighth man, *M A N*
@DragonOnStrike
5 жыл бұрын
shit..
@alexandrealt98
5 жыл бұрын
He is seated at the utility muffin research kitchen, reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
@Nico-vl9fc
5 жыл бұрын
This is the kid they warn you about in the math problems.
@Baldbill.
3 жыл бұрын
Little Timmy never did share his 500,000 orange slices
@nuggetsloth7269
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@darthrevan533
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Thorenss
5 жыл бұрын
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Peace? Dad: Because your mother thinks the World needs peace. Son: Thank you, Dad. Dad: No problem, The Video game Man.
@kingneon1965
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@perlitacatapang4582
2 жыл бұрын
_2_ comments with alot of likes wow
@randommoron9892
2 жыл бұрын
This aged like fine wine
@Fern995
2 жыл бұрын
His mom may have -thought- the world needed peace... But the dad knew we all needed -The Video Game Man-
@imSeamless_
Жыл бұрын
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@sickzx7682
4 жыл бұрын
Damn Keanu Reeves got hit with the death stranding rain🤔😭
@lovemonkey646
4 жыл бұрын
Still have yet to play it 🙄🙄
@quinnhickling9498
3 жыл бұрын
Timefall
@TippyTappyASMR
5 жыл бұрын
This is actually the true story of that one kid in school who would sneak in sweets and sell them to the rest of us on the sly 😂
@AJSmith-nb2xt
5 жыл бұрын
I'm that kid in school
@Nooben0
5 жыл бұрын
Hush... "heres your mentos" "That'll be $1.50"
@TippyTappyASMR
5 жыл бұрын
NoobenGaming YT 😎
@TippyTappyASMR
5 жыл бұрын
A.J. Smith Entrepreneur 😅
@joehiles6517
5 жыл бұрын
You guys go to school in juvie or something?
@Jared-xq4cy
5 жыл бұрын
A new character enters the Rift Congrats on 600K Uncle E.
@AWACS_Snowblind
5 жыл бұрын
*Super Clemmons Bros. Ultimate* THEY'RE ALL HERE-
@jessiewilliams1288
5 жыл бұрын
Seems op- pls nerf
@flegelein5609
5 жыл бұрын
There is an "er" missing in your name. It should be "Deutscher Soldat" :)
@miti2222
2 жыл бұрын
Now 1.6 million😳
@end.olives
2 жыл бұрын
@@miti2222 its actually 1.1 million
@v1talityy
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The One Guy Who Sneaks Snacks Into The Movie Theater:
@lilpollo2770
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@arnie7779
4 жыл бұрын
*guard comes in*
@fish.bonesss
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine, If you will...
@WhirlywasTaken
3 жыл бұрын
*"gmo rights"*
@Blargo245
3 жыл бұрын
okay but Why Do You Talk Like This
@oof7914
5 жыл бұрын
What if ER's video's are what the future actually turns out to be. Not flying cars or anything, a ban on snacks.
@lilly4125
5 жыл бұрын
There would be like *Massive backlash* if the government tried that
@CWINDOWSsystem32
5 жыл бұрын
Cities like New York and San Francisco have already started treating soda like cigarettes, so it's not too far off...
@j.c.2240
4 жыл бұрын
The government already tried in America. So lays made chocolate covered chips and marketed the plain ones as "healthy"
@misternobody9622
4 жыл бұрын
oo f New World Order in 2050
@fireball1696
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes..... NICE
@RacCkhn
5 жыл бұрын
The Snack Man Returns The Snack Man Forever The Snack Man: The Animated Series All Star Snack Man Snack Man Beyond
@hookahgodrob
4 жыл бұрын
21-Chase Roger Lego Snack Man
@jokuvaanoikee242
4 жыл бұрын
Snack man the snack
@smukki6346
4 жыл бұрын
Snack trek
@Mistersheeaun
4 жыл бұрын
The Snack Knight
@airfyer905
4 жыл бұрын
snacks 1 2 and 3
@gregoryedgerton41
5 жыл бұрын
What this guy has most going for him are his whispering voice and his gentle presentation. He is completely aware of what you are; that this world is too often miserable madness. But he is speaking to us from anorher one - another world. And he does beautiful work.
@YaBoiBoris
5 жыл бұрын
Uncle E: imagine... My consciousness: IGHT IMA HEAD OUT
@scrumpyjoe6830
5 жыл бұрын
Government: Ban's beverages Everything: dies Government: "Oh do living things need water?"
@TheFreakyFish251
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: all of the candy mans clones are secretly agents of the governments, and the plan was not to make humans more subservient, but to have only one seller of these products, making them able to charge significantly more.
@ethanstump
4 жыл бұрын
Except they also banned money, so.......
@hopperbop297
4 жыл бұрын
I shall knell to my superiors
@insomniavisions
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right.
@mrbow66
3 жыл бұрын
Said The Communist Spy.
@LckybunyGaming
5 жыл бұрын
You've heard of death and his four horsemen But now get ready for The Candy Man The Snack Seller The Beverage Broker The Condiment Creator The Sandwich Seller And The Cheese Conisour
@fatjuicytaco
5 жыл бұрын
Milkshake Merchant
@brandino2883
5 жыл бұрын
I was lookiing for this comment for ages
@michellehingston1118
5 жыл бұрын
I love it great joke but you said (whatever thing) seller twice I don’t want to sound rude but man you can do better then that
@warriorwolf7733
4 жыл бұрын
Could be The Candy Chap and The Sandwich Server.
@God-zv8ld
4 жыл бұрын
Hamburger Hustler
@ASMRJonie
5 жыл бұрын
Is this ART? Because I feel it is 👏👏👏👏 Really appreciate the careful crinkles of the bags.
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
A-art R-rat T-tart
@KillerKilometers
5 жыл бұрын
Apparently Really Tasty
@Moonboy9001
5 жыл бұрын
A Relaxing Treat ;)
@kaimorris5048
5 жыл бұрын
A: It's R:Rewind T:Time
@vievitelair
5 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽 meme review
@BigGuySuper
4 жыл бұрын
was i the only one bracing myself and my ears for when he said "oh, and before i go any further."? because i really thought a massive loud THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
@anonymoususer4878
2 жыл бұрын
POV you are sitting in the back of class/detention and that one kid is sitting next to you 🍽🍽🥗🍲
@rk800-
4 жыл бұрын
The kids in the back of the classroom:
@johnmivule-novabow8143
5 жыл бұрын
OPERATION RIFT MISSION: ATTACK OF THE SNACK MAN
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
Will it be on the Switch?
@mason7108
5 жыл бұрын
@@ShannaraTech this is the best comment ever
@raccoonofmotivation20
5 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm idk, the candy man warned me about you. I'll take some cheetos, though.
@DecafMathASMR
5 жыл бұрын
lol!!
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
CHEEBO BEEBO
@DYWTE
5 жыл бұрын
Crunch
@wulph24
5 жыл бұрын
Cheddar cheese sticks* (doing God's work)
@nefilimwarrior1747
5 жыл бұрын
Did he say something about him i a previous video??
@VoiceofPersonaASMR
5 жыл бұрын
Grats on 600k. One of the very few ASMR channels that has earned every single subscriber.
@MateuszSzlachcicxFireRektx
5 жыл бұрын
You can call me... *The snacc man* In your universe there is apparently a lot of rift-delivery people similar to candy man. That's actually so interesting!
@solidnollid2932
5 жыл бұрын
_Cause he's the snack man_ _And he's gonna give a Cheeto to you_
@mr.hangman9708
3 жыл бұрын
1:07:27 Rift: May i have your name please? also Rift: *Proceeds to write down uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweugwemubwemossas*
@kcgearhart5
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Bye mom I’m going to talk to this man in the dark alley with sketchy clothes and some stuff in a briefcase! Mom who’s on the phone: Alright go ahead do whatever
@TenkoVA
5 жыл бұрын
You should do a roleplay of hank from detroit become human. I think you'd pull it off.
@casmemer2480
5 жыл бұрын
Ik I was thinking the same
@nefilimwarrior1747
5 жыл бұрын
Yesss!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀
@ca66agepatchk1d
4 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY
@LunaSilverPelt
3 жыл бұрын
[I saw "Hank" and my brainrotten mind went: OmG mAdNeSs CoMbAt HaNk FrOm NeWgRoUnDs DoT cOm?!?!!]
@luanik8kmg5
4 жыл бұрын
The first 10 seconds: **immediatly paralyze me** My cup: falls off my table Me: manages to catch it somehow without looking Also me: so this is the power of ultra instinct
@moonknight5588
4 жыл бұрын
My Spidy senses are tingling
@emiliorascon51
4 жыл бұрын
5
@SuperiorKalosChampion
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The government: NO MORE S N A C C The candy man: "Oh no!" *Clones himself* "*"Anyways..."*
@zuizixfr
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Ey yo, you got the dust? Rift: Yea I got the Cheetos. Me: Not Cheetos. TAJIN
@RavixAryss
5 жыл бұрын
I automatically read the title in the tune of "I'm the Scat Man"
@kastikepussukka0137
5 жыл бұрын
This has to be to only and first instance of me getting hungry from watching/listening to ASMR. P.S: Congratulations on 600K subs, Rift.
@Kaser
4 жыл бұрын
THE SNACK MAN : "Imagine..." ME : "Aaaalllll the people !"
@toobsocks1606
4 жыл бұрын
Livin' for todaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
@toobsocks1606
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine theres no countries
@toobsocks1606
4 жыл бұрын
It isnt hard to do
@toobsocks1606
4 жыл бұрын
Nothin to to kill or die for
@toobsocks1606
4 жыл бұрын
And no religion tooooooo
@c.s215
4 жыл бұрын
This video summaries me showing off my amazing lunch to my friends before trading
@xglszxglsz1861
5 жыл бұрын
The way you perform your asmr roles makes me think you would be a good actor.
@captainfoxstream1449
2 жыл бұрын
This dude's ASMR is actually relaxing
@callumo5912
4 жыл бұрын
I once was the snack man, in school selling starbursts, dairy milk even Coca Cola. I’ve seen it all, not everyone is cut out for the job but once ya snack you can never go back!
@mygoodsir8358
4 жыл бұрын
The only man on youtude that can make a 1 hour and 12 minute long video about fricking snacks.
@FerieMayASMR
5 жыл бұрын
Your lighting is on point. Very nice. 👌😛
@lavenderbleach4441
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the snack man, I throw snacks all over the stage. And then I start eating it
@RollerOfEyes
5 жыл бұрын
If you've ever seen Gus Johnson's 'pillow guy' video... Imagine a man enters your living room at night with various bags of chips and cans of Pringles taped all over his body. _I'm snack guy, the snackiest guy in town!_ _look at how crunchy my exterior is!_ _I've had a lot of people _*_leave me recently_*_ and I could really use some snacks!_
@GlitchedRoleplays
4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so soothing this is the third video over yours I've watched today. I plan on watching more
@Sansri16761
5 жыл бұрын
Every fat kid's nightmare scenario and ultimate savior in one video. Jokes aside, I love this man's endless creativity and insane world building
@sbevethegrandma
5 жыл бұрын
you had me at "Imagine..." I miss the candy man series and I hope the snack man turns into a series
@lordsaladin361
5 жыл бұрын
Wind, earth, water, fire, and life with these things combined they form the ultimate asmr channel
@iNotAnHacker
5 жыл бұрын
So 1/8 of my soul is equal to 3 USD... I’ll be taking my 24 dollars now please
@Squiggypie
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like no one is really noticing that, and I think it's completely hysterical that my whole soul is worth a few bags of chips, pretzels, and popcorn. Glorious.
@dreamcatcher4202
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone eating a snack while watching this?
@jesussaucedo8133
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that spices and salt have had entire real life wars fought over? You should do a salt man and a spice man!
@bobsiclefacebooger2478
3 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly, he give you Cheetos for snacc
@dsofilms9334
4 жыл бұрын
This would honestly be a better dystopian book or subject to learn about in English would rather listen to this to learn about dystopia even over the giver
@ivanbluet48
5 жыл бұрын
I literally had a dream a couple of days ago where this happened. Thank you Uncle Rift.
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
Thanos
@WiscoWallace
5 жыл бұрын
This takes snacking to illegal proportions and I like it.
@MrRuffle
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the cheese man. I met him once in Constipationople. It was a most exquisite visit. Left with a whole new love for stool softies.
@__________158
5 жыл бұрын
Kinda getting tired of seeing different ASMRartists hogging the top stops in the comment sections tbh
@lavender7007
5 жыл бұрын
Just be more creative lmao
@thatscrazybro7250
5 жыл бұрын
Milk man
@Speed001
5 жыл бұрын
You are joking, right?
@moosemcgroose7261
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao who fucking cares??? 😂😂😭
@foolishwynter9765
5 жыл бұрын
I kind of get it though sometimes you can be extremely creative and it could be something great but then some other ASMR artist are all up there just because they are and ASMR artist instead of you, someone who sat there and has something funny and cool to actually say.
@normanwei529
4 жыл бұрын
it would be nice to see a man from the future government that is questioning you if you have seen the other men (Snack, candy, beverage, etc)
@WhisperingPizzaASMR
5 жыл бұрын
*SPOOOOOOOOON MAAAAAAAN*
@Ana-ls8rh
5 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought of too hahahah
@WhosHorrify
5 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEE
@WhisperingPizzaASMR
5 жыл бұрын
Ana M Glad I wasn’t the only one! Lmfao
@barack_obama2074
5 жыл бұрын
Condiments are inclusive which means that not every food topping can be considered a condiment. A sauce on the other hand is exclusive meaning it encompasses more food toppings. Think of it like rectangles and squares. All condiments are sauces but not all sauces are condiments. A condiment is fluid and has no chunks and usually has a more liquid consistency, while sauces can be liquid or chunky such as barbecue SAUCE. This is why he should be called Sauce Man and not Condiment Man Tldr: Sauce Man > Condiment Man
@alexbrencut3200
5 жыл бұрын
Its 3AM and all the stores are closed and now im hungry. Also imagine rift after this video enjoyng all these delicios snacks
@riyansss6422
3 жыл бұрын
His voice is made for ASMR So relaxing 💕
@prodigy_playz_2429
4 жыл бұрын
Like scoob! I need the snack man! I cant live with out it
@boomoo2018
5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep then woke up to this video still playing and without context I thought he was taking notes on a Blu-Ray.
@todo2266
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something that would be in a sick ass cut scene in a really sweet apocalyptic game. Keep up the great work!! 👍 (I know I’m late but great video 😁👍)
@Ace-tr9nq
3 жыл бұрын
1:37 POV: your friend explains game lore.
@laspatatassonrientes3420
4 жыл бұрын
Do you imagine this actually happening? Like all the snacks getting banned and people inventing a black market for snacks, generations from the future not knowing what snacks are, it would be awful
@sir.25
5 жыл бұрын
Been watching your videos since you only had around 100,000 subscribers maybe less, helped me sleep each night for a long time, keep up the belter vids ER ✌🏻
@red-wi9vw
4 жыл бұрын
I love you're videos they help me chill and sleep thanks for your help
@aydenmorton6497
4 жыл бұрын
How does this man have less subscribers then nikocado avocado
@blurbleblurb3545
4 жыл бұрын
Me:time to go to bed ER: imagine... Me:Sh*t I need to think damnit
@MrRuffle
Жыл бұрын
The tingly sounds of those crinkly baggies brings me back to my days of slangin rock and pop n lockin in the streets of Bang Kok
@generalkenobilegoproductio5488
4 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift: Imagine... Me: Oh...here we go again
@dr.hooknolanevans3466
4 жыл бұрын
I'm The Snack Man - Snackman John
@Sidnfjdkdndfbd
4 жыл бұрын
Only if I could spell the things Scatman could do with his mouth
@thebestmaidens
4 жыл бұрын
Uncle E just up and creates another universe just like that
@Sporacle
2 жыл бұрын
The No Man's Land hidden base where The Candy Man and his clones reconvene
@chinmustache6420
3 жыл бұрын
If this is what happens when someone clones themselves, then I need to clone myself
@orangutan_pussy2877
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: not even a single soul: ER: "Proceeds to spend over 10 minutes explaining every little detail about the S N A C C"
@snayy5952
5 жыл бұрын
He can attack But most importantly he be eating a snack
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@dawsonweber99
5 жыл бұрын
SnAy ayy Oh yeah yeah
@spikespiegel6890
5 жыл бұрын
Watching this again because I feel asleep last night before any of the snacks were introduced 🤧
@masonw641
5 жыл бұрын
Who else got the snacks in this video and ate them while watching as if the snack man was actually there?
@Heehee-cg5qz
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he doesn't have an intro he just gets right into it 😌
@user-wk6we7bv9z
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is but watching this just brings happiness to my heart
@Sorin96
5 жыл бұрын
The Snack man looking like a snack
@Alexis-xu1re
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the most creative ASMR artist in youtube :)
@boyopoyo3146
4 жыл бұрын
What if we had the slaughter man? “It’s been so long plays in the background”
@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348
4 жыл бұрын
was that the bite of 87
@jasartstudios
5 жыл бұрын
When are we gonna meet _The Crinkle Man_ ? "Imagine a dystopian world where all of the governments across the globe have united together to form a coalition - a united front - to put a ban on ASMR."
@kampfh7150
3 жыл бұрын
Last time I heard "crinkle" was in context of a certain furry subculture, so reading your comment had me scratching my head
@freeReligion
5 жыл бұрын
*Has to explain to parents that I fall asleep listening to a man indulge in consuming snacks*
@bones1631
4 жыл бұрын
You know that kid who always asked you for food in school?? well, here he is now, do ya feel old yet
@The_Real_JN
5 жыл бұрын
I much prefer the snack man to the smack man tomorrow *idk either*
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@sirgrubbson289
5 жыл бұрын
Mr snack man bring me a cheeto, make it the weirdest that I’ve ever seen
@Kat.Cha0s.c0m
5 жыл бұрын
Quick warning: Do not watch this while trimming to fall asleep it will only make you very hungry and make it harder to sleep. Otherwise a great video keep working hard ER love your rps you help me fall asleep all the time
@imnotsurewhy
5 жыл бұрын
John Wick eating snacks after a mission.
@definitelynotthefbi4412
5 жыл бұрын
He protec He attac But most importantly He give tummy a snack
@SquealingPig1651
5 жыл бұрын
Love this idea, keep it up!
@DragonOnStrike
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why ER stopped popping up in my recommended but still love his ASMR it's so clean and sometimes random but the sounds and smooth movements are the best thing ever I love his ASMR it's amazing!
@kurkkukuutio443
5 жыл бұрын
nanananananananananananana snack maaaaaan
@zeecaptain8202
5 жыл бұрын
600k! 600k! 600k! 600k! WOOOOO, congrats E, we're more than half way there.
@lunafall3420
3 жыл бұрын
Him talking about chips: Me: hurry up and give me some
@feelsman7837
5 жыл бұрын
Here before Kermit
@sjreads7235
5 жыл бұрын
I’m here to talk to you about the swear word initiative.
@ShannaraTech
5 жыл бұрын
No GET OUT OF HERE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DONT YOU HEAR THEMv the voices ahahhehhehehehe
@natelevin4026
5 жыл бұрын
DarkerThanBlack Thankyou for commenting on so many comments
@maximillianmus9614
5 жыл бұрын
Dang I can only fall asleep to this channel
@torchmaster4713
5 жыл бұрын
You get so creative with your videos. There should be more videos like this
@nero7583
5 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly He gives you some snacc
@HeavenlyGX
4 жыл бұрын
Uncle E is a spiritual reincarnation of Rasputin, Rasputin has an immortal body however his soul is expendable, and so is simply unconscious when he seems dead, and upon regaining consciousness his personality shifts, from candy man to sweets man to snack man you name it, Uncle E *is immortal*
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